Dude i've literally never seen someone just walk off stage before haha

“I just realized I’ve never had an epiphany” 😆

@rexasaurus3853

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that be an epiphany?

@supakawaii69

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexasaurus3853 thus the point of this comment

@clubbedsandwich1128

2 жыл бұрын

@@rexasaurus3853 woosh

I clicked on this because he looks like if bert kreischer went on a diet

@lostlakepictures7378

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Berning i wasn’t sure if this guy was funny and if he was Bert Kreischer he would definitely not be funny.

@joejefferies11

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't look remotely racist.

@human.rationally

4 жыл бұрын

He has breasts

@jpalacios117

4 жыл бұрын

same

@extremistgarchomp4950

3 жыл бұрын

@@human.rationally Not compared to Bert Kreischer

JasON!! Lol I died😂

This guy is great, he's been at it for so long too

This guy had the most hilarious tv show I’ve seen up there with Peter Serafoniwitz and Eric Andre Show

My fathers name is Jason and my moms name is Lisa. " and she sounds like thissss" 😂😂😂😂

@ludmillagutomo

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 and they say there is no such thing as coincidence 😂😂😂

@CleverMetaphor

4 жыл бұрын

My father's name is Joseph and my mother's name is Mary and I used to have long hair and a beard... but not sandals :(

I also havs anxiety. A pillowcase full of bats should do it!😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

That bat at the grocery store joke aged well 😂

I like the volume of my voice when I’m single.

@VictoriaSobocki

5 жыл бұрын

Voice or name

@zenlikestate

5 жыл бұрын

Ha right. That’s why I’m not a stand up comedian.

@ryansizemore5064

4 жыл бұрын

@@zenlikestate you can correct your comments......

@elibreezy

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Sizemore 💀💀

💯 his ending IS thee example of perfection and natural

Well put together, Scary, Soul Ripping, Insightful

"Every time there's turbulence he gets brave for US" LMAO

The epiphany joke did it for me - A*

@williamjoyner3759

5 жыл бұрын

The Jason joke was funny to me.

lyrics [Verse 1] Hello, coffee, my old friend I've come to order you again I hear the grinding of espresso beans I need a double shot of pure caffeine And the indie band on the speaker soothes my brain, so I'll remain Within the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 2] Tried to brew my own at home But felt so quiet and alone I'll need to be up in the morning rush Where the leather chairs are soft and plush And I'll drink a grande cappuccino with a pumpkin scone and charge my phone Listen to the sounds of Starbucks [Verse 3] Then I heard an awful scream They had totes run out of cream A new employee spilled the coffee grounds And the W-Fi went completely down And the lady in yoga pants threw her latte at the wall, the cops were called Then came the sound of sirens [Verse 4] In the drive-through lane I saw A thousand hipsters, maybe more People paying without drinking People waiting, they were all freaking People going off 'cause they couldn't get a carmel frappe, holy crap A riot started at Starbucks [Verse 5] While a Bible study prayed Baristas formed a barricade The manager cried out a warning To the angry mob that was forming And he said, "I checked Google Maps. There's another one across the street," so we stampede And return to the sounds of Starbucks

@dejentesfaldet7664

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty cool bro

@Mushroom321-

5 жыл бұрын

😅 nice!

@lukeblack970

5 жыл бұрын

Youuu stole this from Tim Hawkins admit it

@VictoriaSobocki

5 жыл бұрын

Well done

'Pillowcase full of Bats in a Supermarket' has a whole other meaning in 2020.

This guy is great. can't believe i've never heard him before

Absolutely hilarious

" got the window seat" I was driving" 😂

This is the exact comedy Alex Ernst would do.

@Nate_Wentwhere

5 жыл бұрын

facts

@pkernoob786

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he's dead. :( Rippem up Alex.

@natalya03

4 жыл бұрын

I was LITERALLY thinking that while watching and I was like y he sound familiar

Lmaoooo that part about the bats was genius

I’ve seen him perform live, he is absolutely hilarious

@JMAC85

Жыл бұрын

Me too was great!!😂

This was a funny set 👏

So natural, the flow. Jon is great!

Criminally underrated

6:34 *picks up cup, puts it back down*

I want an anxiety lion..., think how interesting *that* would be

0:06 me when I have to go to work early in the morning

@vadaski5038

4 жыл бұрын

👀

@veghead05

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Him and Bert Kreischer playing brothers in a comedy movie would be incredible

This man is fucking amazing. This set was deliciously delightful.

Enjoyed. Very funny!

Really wish he put out more stand up sets

The wrong crowd part got me.

Dude's funny First time hearing him

Dude this guy is really creative holy shit

Epic exit!

still amazing in 2021

I love that one part of his collar is under his sweater and the other not 🤣.

Oh my god I love this.

@vadaski5038

4 жыл бұрын

I love you too

I dig the Steven Wright ,Mitch Hedberg vibe going on mixed with some walk toward the light story telling.

@VictoriaSobocki

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

He looks like a young Bert Kreischer

@skyluke9476

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a bert kreischer who instead of being addicted to alcohol, is addicted to MDMA

@johanneskepler7503

4 жыл бұрын

or eric mccormack

@joejefferies11

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's harder to see the likeness without the hood.

@Kerm88

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly clicked it because I thought it was a young Bert Kreischer.

His "Shut the fuck up" is powerful.

The zookeeper or the thief from that episode where Marshall got mugged in HIMYM

I have anxiety. And unless I have all these bars fluttering above my head, I cannot relax.

That metabolism story hit me hard

This guy's great!

Pillowcase full of bats, that joke did age well😂😂😂

Dude left like he had no prior commitments that day🤣🤣🤣

Damn he's cute, kinda reminds me of josh hartnett, and funny.

I like that buck sweater he has on

Awesome

I love it!

The bat joke 🦇 😂😂😂😂

"ja-sun!"

5:10 HOW WAS THE CROWD NOT DYING

This guys great

(4:25) - Johnny Carson fake laugh impression.

@Jeremyramone

5 жыл бұрын

LOVE OF PLANTS 🌻 hi-ohhhhhhhhhh!

He’s hilarious

lol what a style

The epiphany joke is one of the best jokes ever written imo

Hey John, did you ever think about how you're just one letter away from being unknown?

Got that hangover look

when i was the only one in the room - that is too good hahahahhaasadatq3et

Now I got an excuse for bringing a pet everywhere if it happens. Just send them loose and say you have an anxiety.

the epiphany joke was great

Liked his ending.

He looks like the guy from our world war in the 3rd episode

this guy is really funny

This is great

He reminds me of drunk Ron Burgundy

Holy shit I just served this guy a beer last night, never heard of him before lol

Mike Birbiglia and Zach Galifianakis did the fusion-ha dance and made this guy.

@blastfiend

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he's more a mix of Tom Green and Bert Kreischer

@PAWNB3YOND

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

This guy is funny.

Love his hoody

Ah, the old anxiety swarm.

@veghead05

4 жыл бұрын

Lool

This guy is gravy...I mean great!

This is so fucking funny. Tight stuff!

The beginning must not even be a joke. Cuz he just doesn't really put out much material. Which is a shame. I love him

Did the reverse the first time I seen Bert

I miss his show...

Funny comment about bringing bats to a grocery store in this day in age

Who thought the bat joke would be so relevant

This guy kinda looks like Jimmy Fallon if he just sorta gave up on trying

@joen8091

4 жыл бұрын

jimmy fallon mixed with bert the machine

@Garrettdx1988

3 жыл бұрын

And was funny

I'd also like to bring a pillowcase full of bats with me wherever I go 😂🦇

I know John and Rory have to hang out

Saw him last night at the Stress Factory. Dude killed it. The crowd were kinda dicks though and kept talking.

Random thought: they should have a special zoo for unique people.

The crowd sucks tho

@stonetweak4203

5 жыл бұрын

the wrong crowed

@neweraccount5615

5 жыл бұрын

He did scream SHUTUP at them

@MsArina01

5 жыл бұрын

I swear I see this comment under EVERY STAND UP VIDEO EVER lol

@Ramberta

4 жыл бұрын

nah this guy just isn't that funny

I thought this was Bert kreischer for a second

Just let the man walk around with his bats, ok?

They misspelled Jon

Close your eyes and don't tell me he sounds like a young Bob Saget.

I have a real service dog and those untrained anxiety looneys are the bane of my existence. Your dog is growling and lunging at mine, you’re giving ME anxiety

@Niniminns

5 жыл бұрын

that sucks, Imo every animal that helps you and is brought into places animals usually aren't allowed in should be well trained and get certified too.

Bert krieser lite

Should’ve said he’s not a doctor… he’s a vet😂😂😂

This is funny as fuck

JASON!

I Have Never Had An Epiphany. Have you tried mushrooms?

What a snack

The bats.