Stream Peace out Haterz on Spotify now!

@eetox6613

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott I saw you at vid con

@tiangaming7238

4 жыл бұрын

Again bruh

@chakamehnajd5287

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott the jacket means her style

@ariyannnaunicornlove4444

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott you don’t need to be famous people try their best stop hating she is 17 now you are trash bye

@imaginebeing_ellz5720

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott is that shirt the Bob Ross shirt

Her book sounds like a 40 year old white mother trying to stay “hip with the kids”

@grahammalley6063

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxdragongamesxx4473 whooooooooosh

@xxdragongamesxx4473

4 жыл бұрын

@@luma5113 How is that a woosh?

@canyounot2102

4 жыл бұрын

BootyCheeks10 // that’s probably who wrote it

@cmsandi9557

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxdragongamesxx4473 r/whoooooosh

@jacklyntree7752

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than being a BaWsE

lily singh: i’m a bisexual women of colour james: iM tRiLiNgUaL

@Vampp2048

4 жыл бұрын

Aoife Maloney MaH DeGrEe

@anniebanannie4542

4 жыл бұрын

lele: iM lAtinA

@maddie4572

4 жыл бұрын

lele pons: im latina

@Bigdog789stone

4 жыл бұрын

I’m dirty dan

@yourlocald.i.c.emember7876

4 жыл бұрын

Im the 666th like

I find her a little annoying, but she’s inarguably a better role model for kids on KZread than some other younger creators with young audiences. *cough*Jake Paul*cough*

@nottheredhead

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the fairest opinion is that. She’s supposed to be targeting kids, she uses legitimate positivity and a bright attitude to appeal to a young audience. Literally everyone’s criticising her for being a respectful role model rather than one that promotes destruction and being a nuisance as fun

@Entity-dn1mc

4 жыл бұрын

I hv to disagree with ya there. I would honestly rather my kids hv Jake Paul as a role model than Jojo Siwa! I mean srsly, I would rather my kids cause quite a lotta a ruckus and drama like Jake Paul does that be ANYTHING like Jojo Siwa! And she is anything BUT a good role model for kids. I mean for instance she outright scams ppl, exploited a cancer patient for views, and she creates the worst music that has ever been created by any human being. And yeah I am being a 💯% serious here! And sure Jake Paul has created some down right shit songs has well but they r nothing, and I mean NOTHING! Compared to Jojo Siwa’s music. Not to mention the fact that Jojo Siwa is more than just a mere KZreadr, she’s an outright pop star! So technically speaking she’s sadly still gonna be around and popular for a LONG time which is rlly sad. Actual good role models for kids r Lizzy Hale, Cliff Burton, and Jared Dines.

@nottheredhead

4 жыл бұрын

Entity999 Wait, so you’d rather someone burn furniture in a pool and fake suicide than make bad music?

@Entity-dn1mc

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo burned furniture and stuff too. Just not in a pool. And when did Jake Paul fake suicide? Ik his bro took a pic of a dead body at Aokighara Forest. But I don’t recall Jake Paul ever faking to commit suicide.

@thatsickmao

4 жыл бұрын

Ur not wrong though

I love how she's 16 and still can't figure out when to write "your" and "you're"

@maxscardanelli6185

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who saw and thought that.

@Im_EJ19

4 жыл бұрын

I thought she was 12😂

@Emily-bd5rb

4 жыл бұрын

TayyCubs looool it’s bad how not even her editors noticed, LIKE DID NO ADULT PROOF READ THIS?!🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

@redderater6062

4 жыл бұрын

You overestimate people’s ability to use proper grammar.

@pointofcami6565

4 жыл бұрын

RedDerater Isn’t she American, though? Not to sound like an asshole but English is my second language and I even know the correct usage of “your” and “you’re”.

can’t believe she wrote a book, doesn’t she know her audience can’t read yet?

@ceciliaellis662

4 жыл бұрын

Not really. Isn't her audience around eight or nine? They should be able to read with relative ease.

@aproxamillionwasps474

4 жыл бұрын

OutdatedMeme I don’t think it counts as a woosh if your original joke is total dog shit.

@xxdragongamesxx4473

4 жыл бұрын

You're literally saying that James Mariott can't read.

@abdurrouf3878

4 жыл бұрын

I-😂😂😂😂

@kookiemonster9709

4 жыл бұрын

@@aproxamillionwasps474 but it's a joke nonetheless

James: been sticking up for Jojo the whole time Jojo: stop hating on me James: whole diss track for Jojos haters.

@rubyred3580

4 жыл бұрын

I'm new here, would you mind explaining this to me?

@arcstar8337

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@spice1710

4 жыл бұрын

arcstar _ @Ruby Red watch his old is Jojo videos, he goes on ab how he admires her success and doesn’t think people should genuinely hate on her

@rubyred3580

4 жыл бұрын

@@spice1710 Aw that's kind of sweet. Thanks for info

@tomcooney2842

4 жыл бұрын

JoJo: I said StOp HaTiNg On Me James (and everyone else): what did I/he do? JoJo: I sAiD sToP hAtInG oN mE. YoUr BeInG rUdE

“What are peeps?” They are Marshmallows shaped like little ducks covered in colored sugar.

@JonnyScrambles

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were people

@laurb8383

4 жыл бұрын

Jonny Scrambles yummy

@JonnyScrambles

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurb8383 Yea love them yummy people

@livtai3686

4 жыл бұрын

Maddie._.05 theyre chicks... not ducks.

@lvely4126

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds really cute

"Let's bully some children" *Don't mind if I do*

@mariamgomaa1242

4 жыл бұрын

We* *communism intensifies*

@sydneybrooks6038

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god what 😂

@wutwashy2174

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this as “let’s bully some chicken”

@jacquelineoby-ikocha1170

3 жыл бұрын

@@wutwashy2174 Cause you know what you want to do 😏

@elizabethafton7331

3 жыл бұрын

@@wutwashy2174 am going to fry some chicken

Me: Mom, can we have JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga? Mom: We have JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga at home JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga at home:

@alyssaroy4876

4 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT IS THE BEST ONE

@stevepensando2593

4 жыл бұрын

@@alyssaroy4876 Not really, because there's a comment exactly like this, that I wasn't aware of its existence when I wrote it

@oceanblue3939

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Pensando they gave you a complement... do you know what that is?

@waifu_png_pl6854

4 жыл бұрын

is it weird that i would want to see phantom blood but jojo siwa is jonathan, james is dio, siwanatorz are speedwagon and hamon users, and we are zombies? would make for some weird ass moments

@stevepensando2593

4 жыл бұрын

@@waifu_png_pl6854 If Jonathan was JoJo Siwa, he would have been a far more hated JoJo than it already is

“The American smile” I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that so many Americans smile alike! I went to Florida last year and it seemed very common...

@RegallIaBetterThanYou

4 жыл бұрын

As an American i thought we all look different but maybe thats just me

@darthblacc4421

4 жыл бұрын

i'm american and i never smile

@mudsludge

4 жыл бұрын

Fiddle Faddle As a non-American white people usually look the same to me

@juliaglenn6396

4 жыл бұрын

How do we smile alike? Is there a specific way people smile in different countries ? I'm so confused

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

As an Alaskan American I’ve definitely noticed as well.

Nobody: The saturation on the thumbnails: ------[]-

@MrDrsoyer

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha i just realized how true that is

@Vehicle_Index

3 жыл бұрын

Light it up Crafts ????

@kdkjejeii342

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightitupcrafts6294 tf

@maeve9615

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightitupcrafts6294 okay and?

@somerandomnamehere6011

3 жыл бұрын

My eyes

"as most of you know i have daddy issues, why do you think i try so hard to make people laugh?" BRUH I FELT THAT SO HARD MY DOGS HAD TO PAT MY BACK

@sssailorearthhh

3 жыл бұрын

Same my dead hamster came back to life to make me feel better

“If you like milk duds, you’re a psychopath” War Flashbacks to my freshman Spanish teacher who was either hated kids too much to teach properly, or was too hyped up on milk duds or oranges to teach. And the only way to tame her was to feed her milk duds

@ryanfilmproductions6849

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@imogen2557

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know more

@noodle8994

4 жыл бұрын

what

@emmasanidad3623

4 жыл бұрын

what

@nyarlathotepsnook6572

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to know more you can stop there if you want .

Ah yes, the classic work of modern art: ‘Delusional artist thinks he’s actually Bob Ross’. I have reached the point of recognising James’ shirts. Lord save me please.

@useless_person8340

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this, but it stands at 69, so I'm gonna do it later, when somebody has already ruined it. I don't need this on my consciousness.

@churrokookie1004

4 жыл бұрын

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HAS ME SCREAMING 💀💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@ladymidnight022

4 жыл бұрын

We’re in too deep 😂

@meowster7696

4 жыл бұрын

me too my g

@robinwatson5067

4 жыл бұрын

I instantly knew, what have I become

“ *stop discriminating people with bad eyesight* “ Exactly 😔😂.

@bellacarlin4880

3 жыл бұрын

TOMMYINIT

Justin Bieber: Resleases Yummy Me: Ew Stinky Not Good James Marriott: Releases rap defending Jojo Siwa Me: God-tier music

@user-br5gs5bg1t

4 жыл бұрын

Big mood

@barbiesleftshoe

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably god's favorite song

@cherryxo4728

4 жыл бұрын

do you watch kurtis conner because the "ew stinky not good" reminded me of him lol

@st3phzh

4 жыл бұрын

the likes are at 666.... *to like or not to like?*

@sasha-is-eepy

3 ай бұрын

but…. he like that yummy yum!!!

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THOSE BARS? goals tbh Woah 1k...that was quick thanks.

@ithecrowyt4320

4 жыл бұрын

He was spittin

@nevaehpinkney5053

4 жыл бұрын

Right I was looking for this comment

@ellenmoar4447

4 жыл бұрын

The Jason derulo was so accurate

@mookeyantoine488

4 жыл бұрын

😤👏👏👏👏 slay

@lucasgoncalves7774

4 жыл бұрын

He made a better disstrack than Nick Cannon tbh and he wasn't even being serious

"Is JoJo siwa Judas?" Had me dying 😂😂😂

@horse_stan6007

4 жыл бұрын

Kid: can we get a JoJo siwa doll? Mom: we have one at home Doll at home: JoJo sides

Anyone notice Jojo Siwa uses the wrong “you’re”

@aisha6984

4 жыл бұрын

Lol she really is a kid

@thatgirl298

4 жыл бұрын

Pineapple Daily ash was making a joke lol not excusing her for being young

@emilykalunga3510

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@justsomeunicornwithinterne6490

4 жыл бұрын

She is 16, I would have expected more from her at that age. This child shouldn’t be a published “author”.

@insertnamehere1983

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it wasn’t her who wrote the book, so it’s worse since a professional person who gets paid to write used the wrong you’re

2 minutes in and it hits me. I'm a grown ass man, watching another somewhat grown ass man review a childrens book. What has my life become.

@ariannanoddle5318

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bleulight8307

4 жыл бұрын

*wHy DiD tHiS hApPeN tO mE?i'Ve mAdE mY MiStAkEs-*

@jcordgaming

4 жыл бұрын

It's_Giselle QwQ *IvE gOt NoWhErE tO rUn*

@bleulight8307

4 жыл бұрын

*i ForGoT tHe LyRiCs-*

i feel like if james doesn't mention he's trilingual in at least every single video he's gonna go crazy

@tygarspace1754

4 жыл бұрын

English, Spanish aaand?

@--5363

4 жыл бұрын

@@tygarspace1754 Portuguese

@hannahpatterson2913

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta use that degree somehow 😂

No one: James in every video: my father left me- (Someone give this man a hug)

Jojo in public: believe in yourself Jojo to James: if you ever talk bad to me again I will rub salt in your veins (But tbh that dm was pretty oof, I feel really bad for James because he's honestly funny and says no one should hunt people to hate on them)

@the_realraven8769

4 жыл бұрын

Gabby Hannah called him fat. Well not really but she said that he's the type of person who enjoys chocolate

@Loveolicious143

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_realraven8769 oof, how rude, I never liked her anyways

@iridizousa8578

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_realraven8769 ah, insulting his looks because she has nothing better to say. Not at all what I expected of her /s

@sportsdirectruncorn

4 жыл бұрын

The biggest

@terriblename4084

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_realraven8769 She's just jealous that her flat ass would never be as thicc as papi james

Peace out Haterz SHOULD be on Spotify in the next couple days. For now, stream Trisha :) Hope you all have an awful day. New video on Friday!

@caseyandstella5211

4 жыл бұрын

Lovely :)

@morganhammond7365

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@user-ds1tz2mm2q

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks James

@dtadaj

4 жыл бұрын

It was great lmao I wasn't expecting that it's better than most artists XD

@toasty5032

4 жыл бұрын

Tnx

"And with all that said and done, let's bully some children" just found my senior quote

@0RaikaAce0

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@lvasquez2978

4 жыл бұрын

That's beautiful

@IrregularityRowan

Жыл бұрын

Did you put it as your senior quote

“JASON DERULOOooOoOoO” *Wilbur Soot has entered*

@elisedutcher4923

3 жыл бұрын

I have found my people

At least my 8 yr old sister knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”

@socialnorm3295

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing I’m not the only one who hates people who mess it up Your = possessions You’re = you are

@rissatheboss1453

3 жыл бұрын

It's just a word. She is still a teen.

@fbiwalmartversion7872

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it such a big deal it's just an e

@Sarawarawara-

3 жыл бұрын

So? She probably doesn’t use that difference In her writing anyway! Does your 8 year old sister type with perfect grammar after having to go rehearse for videos for hours?

@socialnorm3295

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarawarawara- because no one uses the short form of you are (a very common phrase) and your (possession) ahaha, they’re so irrelevant, aren’t they?

Fun fact: jojo siwa is near enough 17 years old "we all have to grow up" so when is she planning to? Edit: im not attacking her for acting like a kid. In all honesty i think its kind of sad, because i think even if she wanted to behave more like an adult the people making money off of her wouldnt allow it because it would mess with "the brand". Also to the people saying "ShE'S sIXteEn" shes born in may so its three months away please stop being difficult i literally said "near enough" for a reason. :)

@dan-ho1zz

4 жыл бұрын

When her fans hit puberty

@Alex-s_life

4 жыл бұрын

dan That’s never going to happen, you know that right... since she going to get more fans when the year passes by...

@russianname2986

4 жыл бұрын

She’s technically 16

@luciisawhore

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-s_life That's the point, she's gonna completely ignore her own advice

@crabmaster6932

4 жыл бұрын

She'll never grow up

The fact that James hasn’t bullied a child in a while makes me feel as broken as his relationship with his father

@weebtrash6119

4 жыл бұрын

x.kk_louise_x James bullying children is based

The “fill in yourself” sections are made so u can’t resell them, forcing u to buy one new... ...smart

@cactussenpai9625

3 жыл бұрын

Or write with a pencil lightly and then erase the part you filled in (alternatively don't fill in at all) and then you can resell them oop

@genericname8727

3 жыл бұрын

It’s pretty common for books aimed at children. I think it’s because kids like being able to interact with it in that way

@sunsetskye483

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericname8727 Yep, makes them feel like they’re involved

@TheChemistBeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunsetskye483 well it doesn’t make them feel like they are involved, they ARE quite literally involved

4:00 “If your favorite candy is sweet tarts, you are usually the comedian of your friend group and make everyone laugh, and it’s not until you get home that you realize how truly unhappy you really are”

@sunsetskye483

3 жыл бұрын

You just had to come for me like that

@manifestationsofasort

3 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked

I can’t believe Jojo actually got salty over James’ video. If I were a KZreadr or a celeb, I’d pay James to roast me

@cumsock107

4 жыл бұрын

Did she say anything? If she did what?

@tarynestrada3760

4 жыл бұрын

@@cumsock107 there's a screenshot before the review where she calls James rude and a hater.

@cumsock107

4 жыл бұрын

@@tarynestrada3760 lol thanks

@leahheapp

4 жыл бұрын

Tbf getting the level of hate that she does for literally doing nothing wrong, you’d get pretty sick of it.

@imtheeviltwin9597

4 жыл бұрын

Khushi Lakhmani she’s a preteen how is it not hard to believe someone at that age would get salty? Preteens well just a few years past that are emotional af! Grow the fuck up and actually think about what your saying

I feel like the ghost writer is a weird adult who thinks "peeps" and putting "z" instead of "S" at the end of words are still cool to kids who were born after 2006.

@rebexyy

4 жыл бұрын

Peeps is a candy reference like the rest though...

@juruhime

4 жыл бұрын

after 2006? oof

@GoaltoSubcriberswithoutavideoa

4 жыл бұрын

@@juruhime more like after 2009

@juruhime

4 жыл бұрын

@@GoaltoSubcriberswithoutavideoa both options are just kids

@nurimaninsyirahbintirosli5220

4 жыл бұрын

@@juruhime im like born on 2006..14 years old to be precise but the 'kids' one is kinda an insult.lolol.and i dont think adding z or s next to sentences is cool 😅 maybe just in general..idk.

I love how I semi forget that James can sing until he sings again, and then I just sit in shock for like 10 minutes because it’s good

I've only just noticed that James makes as many "my dad left" jokes as Tom Harlock.

James: reads a child’s book Also James: talks about his testicles James you’re nearing dangerous territory

@gabby1569

4 жыл бұрын

420th like 😎

@Mixonik

4 жыл бұрын

540th like 😎

@galacticlavalamp6338

4 жыл бұрын

743rd like 👁👄👁

@cocaronpa3381

4 жыл бұрын

834th like 😌

@non5025

4 жыл бұрын

*I’m gonna ruin this pattern*

As much as I don’t like peeps, I didn’t realize they didn’t have them in Britain. They are marshmallows with dyed sugar on the outside, typically in the shape of a bird or sometimes a bunny

@2kn111

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s worth adding that they’re really only around in spring/Easter time

@patchpal8851

4 жыл бұрын

We have them, just without a shape or the name

@wheatleyctp9764

4 жыл бұрын

@@patchpal8851 we do?

@Katie-ws7xp

4 жыл бұрын

They're disgusting and exist only to blow up in the microwave

@silohquinn3121

4 жыл бұрын

Ah a piece of my childhood has resurfaced, I remember they even had coloring books bout it.

Haters: *hate on JoJo* James: *starts dropping fricking bars*

“Literally genius, Stephens King’s niece if you will” *sad Shakespeare noises*

I actually thought he was gonna make a joke about talking bad about Gabbie’s poetry but this man really threw us for a loop by showing us he studied poetry at university-

"With all that said and done, let's bully some children"

@sadvec6328

4 жыл бұрын

- Pyrocynical, 2016

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

SaDVeC You could put that any Commentary channel

@rickyli0n568

4 жыл бұрын

Me when its lunch at school lol

He’s the only British person that actually doesn’t loose the accent when he’s singing it’s amazing

@garmen-

2 жыл бұрын

Mark E Smith did it as well but he more sort of drunkenly slurred words out in a Manchester accent- But I mean same thing really right?

I love how James made the rap at the end as a joke but it’s acc better than most of ricegums songs lmao

When you forget that james is actually a smart guy with, like, a degree or two or something idfk

@bigguy-dd5qn

4 жыл бұрын

Jett Dominick DID YOU KNOW HES BILINGUAL TOO YEAH HES BILINGUAL YEAH DID YOU KNOW THAT I BET YOU DIDNT

@iamrianad

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigguy-dd5qn trilingual actually

@bigguy-dd5qn

4 жыл бұрын

Dan McNair shit

@dalisiam264

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigguy-dd5qn lmao

@amrier3685

4 жыл бұрын

Also it’s a degree from UCL that’s like literally in the top ten university’s in the uk just below Cambridge and Oxford basically 😅

“The chapters should have been named after tik tok dancers realistically”- immediate cut to tik tok ad, how fitting

@Huh-de6qc

4 жыл бұрын

Mia Gadsby that happened to me surprisingly 🤣

@lpspalmtree1037

4 жыл бұрын

I had the same thing 😂

@alexhartley9963

4 жыл бұрын

Tik Tom is plaguing KZreads adds at the moment

Sorry guys but this is Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures Part 9 we never asked for.

“jAsOn DeRuLo!1!” That slaughtered me 😭

@stileslvrr8971

3 жыл бұрын

WITHOUT A RESTRAINING ORDER PLEASE JaSoN dErUlO

@theonabailey7646

3 жыл бұрын

@@stileslvrr8971 He's in your bed and I'm in your twitch chat

@degenerat9329

3 жыл бұрын

@@theonabailey7646 i- home home

@theonabailey7646

3 жыл бұрын

@@degenerat9329 😶 what

@degenerat9329

3 жыл бұрын

@@theonabailey7646 wait- you don't get the reference I'm so sad ;-;

*Who else wants James to read some of Onision's... uh, masterpieces?!*

@hhh-bu3qj

4 жыл бұрын

James doesn't deserve that

@Craze_1209

4 жыл бұрын

Why would he need to see that clusterfuck

@simplymommlogical620

4 жыл бұрын

@@hhh-bu3qj neither does the fbi

@battlepants4299

4 жыл бұрын

*Tragedies

@ohh771

4 жыл бұрын

no let's not give him even more attention. that's part of the problem

"her" book: "at some point we all have to grow up" herself, whos almost 17: HEY GUYSSSS WHATS UPPP AND WELCOME BACK TO MY KZread CHANEL NOW TODAY WE'RE TAKING A TOUR OF MY ALL PINK CAR WITH MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER IT AND ALSO WOW LOOK AT MY S P A R K L Y PINK OUTFIT AND MY BOW THATS ABOUT TO MAKE MY HAIRLINE HIGHER THAN THE EMPIRE BUILDING- WOW LOOK AT THE M&MS ALL OVER MY HOUSEEEEE

@lyssa.3089

4 жыл бұрын

Wucken Fasted no she’s not 😂😂

@pearlbunni3621

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl thought you were joking. You in fact were not. Dear god.

@two5arin893

4 жыл бұрын

honestly tho. I mean it's good to be self-confident but at this point she's just conceited and narcissistic

@lisa-bq9br

4 жыл бұрын

@@two5arin893 i know. at first she was a good example for kids but now she's being kind of spoiled and definitely NOT a good example

@oneminuteasmr6653

4 жыл бұрын

If Nickelodeon was paying me thousands and thousands of dollars I'll have a receding hair line to lol

makes me sad when I say JoJo to non-weebs and they think I like jojo siwa

@skilledsquid965

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favorite anime jojo siwa's bizarre adventure

@shai6108

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@socialnorm3295

3 жыл бұрын

If ur not a freak, then whenever you hear jojo you think about jojo siwa Makes sense

Next time i get mad imma use the line “your face can catch this knee cap”

@ironically7561

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you gotta say knee CAP

James: What are Peeps? Sounds likes a cute name for a pedofile Me: *slowly hides my Peeps*

@doyoulikesoup5022

4 жыл бұрын

- Helo - damn u I spit out my hot chocolate all over a white pillow

@j.g.9045

4 жыл бұрын

- Helo - I liked this, then unliked it because the like count was at 69

@05bastille

4 жыл бұрын

@@doyoulikesoup5022 well just throw all the chocolate over the pillow until its all brown. problem solved, no need to thank me

@lijiang1342

4 жыл бұрын

WTF IS PEEPS

@j.g.9045

4 жыл бұрын

@@lijiang1342 it's a weird spongy candy shaped like a duckling.

Peeps are marshmallow candy in the shape of bunnies or ducks primary eaten at Easter Thanks for coming to my TED talk Edit: There also seems to be a lot of different shapes for different holidays(and taste like crap)

@dan-ho1zz

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the snowmen for christmas

@amir0779

4 жыл бұрын

They have hearts for valentines

@roryanneporter2908

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen ghosts for Halloween 👻

@Drogon7102

4 жыл бұрын

How does he not know what peeps are?

@nathandurrant404

4 жыл бұрын

Its also an abbreviation of people...

The fact that JoJo was insulting James in her DM and still putting XOXO and the end

"I could read by kindergarten" bruh I could write before my third birthday and I'm not even smart

jojo: *trying to share love and kindness for younger people* James: I tHiNk ThE fUcK nOt

@willowayoubi5659

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo siwa is being forced to remain a little kid by her money loving mother and even though she's literally an adult now shes still wearing clothes for a toddler. If that's what she likes, then sure, but everything she does is so clearly forced and faked

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

SSslushii yeah she’s 16 but they make her seem like she is like 12 or 13 and she gets away with it because she’s short and has money.

@eleniyakanfalk5965

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Jelly she’s not short, she’s like 6 foot

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

Eleniya Kanfalk I just looked it up and she’s 5ft 9.

@katelynshannon4622

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Jelly hunny, jojo is 5’9. that may be short compared to goliath, but not for the average human. lmao. but i agree w/ u on everything else.

OH MY GOD THE BOB ROSS BREAKDOWN SHISRT

@jaydasmalls7467

4 жыл бұрын

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

@JamesMarriott

4 жыл бұрын

congrats :)

@jos9574

4 жыл бұрын

James Marriott hey James Marriott

@Ledinn

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesMarriott This is a pretty big reward for people who can finally use their brains

@minyoonji2229

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesMarriott Oh shit. We gotta counteract that. >:(

I'm just imagining going to some run down co-op to buy the book and the cashier gives you a look of both sympathy and disappointment

South American literature is rlly rlly good y’all. (Brazilian is the one I learned specifically)

@yumineko4366

4 жыл бұрын

lele? Im LaTiNa

@larischoenfelder

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm. Source: am Brazilian

@Fer-tl3hv

3 жыл бұрын

@@larischoenfelder sim 😌✨

1000/10 song I really like the ‘JaSoN DeRuLo’ part

@certifiedcoffeebean

4 жыл бұрын

𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸

@katywood8593

4 жыл бұрын

JASON DERULO!!

@Mawfet

4 жыл бұрын

Hason Jerulo

@e.d.5766

4 жыл бұрын

It just gave me flashbacks to Bo Burnham smuthering a child with their pillow in Repeat Stuff.

@natzwithluv6546

4 жыл бұрын

a banana same, it killed me 😂😂

No one: Literally no one: Not even a single soul: James: *I'm Trilingual*

@charliehughes713

4 жыл бұрын

Megan Jones not funny

@user-ym5uu7fr9e

4 жыл бұрын

no one: 'no one' jokes: unfunny

@lucky12297

4 жыл бұрын

James's dad: James: I'M TRILINGUAL

@nghtspawn651

4 жыл бұрын

Can this shitty meme format die?

*Jason Derulo* People who've watched Your New Boyfriend:

“JAasOonN DeRulOo” 😂

"do your shoes have a ripped hole? No!? How are you wearing them!?" They..... they don't rip that hole into your shoe, JoJo

3:56 No one: Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.

@midnightmist814

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019

@Emu19

4 жыл бұрын

@@midnightmist814 Naw it's good

@DomenBremecXCVI

4 жыл бұрын

No one: @@midnightmist814: "Oh just shut up."

@caseybruh1124

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think we should get rid of the no one: format, but it didnt work here, you couldve just said: James: 3:56 Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.

@jooberdoober60

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob gang

Love your songs. Seriously, you deserve so much love and credit for what you make. I appreciate your hard work 🙂

6:14 A dark time that Bob Ross breakdown was . God bless , James.

@shadowestrella1351

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross Break Down!

@outtolunch1310

4 жыл бұрын

That was the shirt he wore? I was more focused on his “American” accent and his wig. But yeah, it was a pretty dark time.

@randodrick7247

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you, that was a truly blessed video

@Kmeou

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only crazy person that searched the mental catalog and went "oh my gods is that the Bob Ross Breakdown shirt?!?!?"

@emilyfrancis3933

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this as Rob Boss, and then when I read it again and tried to correct myself I read it as Boss Rob, and then Ross Bob. Someone teach me how to read.

I love that she has been able to find success at such a young age. When she gets tired of all this and leaves her Jojo days behind she’ll have money to burn! What a lifestyle to have!

@heatherbilly4223

4 жыл бұрын

Dr.JazzyBones PhD Same. Many are probably just jealous of the millions in her bank account. She’s already set for life, when she decides to retire. People say she dresses like a younger child. But she likes her clothes/clothing line... plus she might have to always wear the clothes and her hair like that (at least in public and on camera) to keep up her image.

The title should be : “JoJo Siwa’s book is incredibly bald... I mean bad😏

"Do your shoes have holes in them? Like a ripped hole? I bet you're gonna say 'no'" Uhhhh, my answer was gonna be yes...

“With all that said and done, let’s bully some children” - what a way to start 😂 made me laugh more than I should’ve

'Yes us eboys dont like violence but your face will catch my kneecaps" this is it. This is the greatest thing ive ever seen

I have a playlist of your videos as background noise while we cross-stitch and the "Jojo siwa is Judas" just really caught us off guard that a bunch of my mates started snorting.

Oh man, the rap is hilarious. Great video!

No-one: No-one at all: Not even JoJo: James: *defensive about his candles*

@sci_pain3409

4 жыл бұрын

unfunny format and you didn’t even do it correctly, -7 internet points

@wannabe8615

4 жыл бұрын

*oh*

@Getinthebath

4 жыл бұрын

Delete this

@zombie_6555

4 жыл бұрын

At least do it in the right format 😤

@midnightmist814

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019, you deserve better

The fact that I’m younger than her blows my mind, she acts 5 years younger than me

@ellisanjali1561

4 жыл бұрын

i’m the same age as her and i couldn’t even imagine acting like a toddler 🤢

@espresso3038

4 жыл бұрын

Guys...

@Olivia_V932

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I mean even if she’s doing it for the money and publicity I’m sorry to say (and even though it might sound rude) it’s pretty pathetic.

@ellisanjali1561

4 жыл бұрын

Masika Kawaii ur probably so fun at parties arent ya

@espresso3038

4 жыл бұрын

ellis anjali no, I’m not

Yo,James! I just wanted to say thank you for being such a cool and funny guy! Much appreciated!😊

"literary fart" I choked on my coffee LOL

Loving the Bob Ross mental breakdown shirt.... truly a historic moment.

@yarahariz1236

4 жыл бұрын

Wheres your heart and pin?? James we're all disappointed

@broseidon1658

4 жыл бұрын

Truly.

@WOSSYBOO7

4 жыл бұрын

Let's make an exposed video on him

@andreibarsan5117

4 жыл бұрын

Ross Mallen 😂

James: *holds up shirt* Comment what this means to me Me, a rather new James Marriott fan: *sweats* Um... it means... a lot??

@Soggy_Corb

4 жыл бұрын

Ninja Bunny Productions I’ve been watching him for like a year or so, and i don’t even know what it means to him tbh.

@skye832

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross breakdown shirt

@Soggy_Corb

4 жыл бұрын

Arianna Skye ohhhh nvm im just dumb

@captainpickles255

4 жыл бұрын

That was Bob Ross

@jelenaradojevic4

4 жыл бұрын

6:13

The raps actually pretty good it’s kinda surprising 😂

James your content is GOLDEN

Someone: Does something James: iM tRiLinGuAL 😂😂

@joy_is_purple

4 жыл бұрын

Girl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@taylor54671

4 жыл бұрын

𝚒𝙼 𝚊 𝙵𝙻𝚘𝚠𝙴𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝙸𝚕𝙳

@icantthinkofaname15

4 жыл бұрын

Enough with that

@moonchild5212

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry sarcasm isn’t very translatable though text 🤷🏻‍♀️

@taylor54671

4 жыл бұрын

ʎᴉʞǝs

“IM NOT ENJOYING THIS BOOK. Promise” Sure james we all believe you

"My videos spread a good message" A while ago was asking 9 year olds for there mothers card so they can buy her stuff

The music behind your not dis track was actually quite pretty. I’d happily listen to that on its own.

James: They even have that American smile. Me: what? The smile of a psychotic murderer?

@raaulm2166

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Nobody: Not a soul: James: M A D D Y *Z I E G L E R*

@Mawfet

4 жыл бұрын

Zaddy Miegler

@lifeisashadow

4 жыл бұрын

Maddy Zee-eggler

@user-kt7oe1eh3u

4 жыл бұрын

Mad Zebra

@kieranwilson1466

4 жыл бұрын

You’re all pricks

@zombie_6555

4 жыл бұрын

I want to die

the shirts from the interview u did while u were living in portugal. XoXo! jojo

THE SONG IS SO GOOD WTH JAMES YOU TALENTED LAD

The shirt is from the "Delusional Artist thinks he's actually Bob Ross" or the infamous Bob Ross Breakdown.

Jojo: * Can't get a million views on her videos * James: * makes a funny and interesting video criticizing Jojo * Jojo: "Glad ***I*** could get you 2M views" What a lovely and humble young lady -_-

@mdalhady

4 жыл бұрын

Im your 500th like lol

@Briebeell

4 жыл бұрын

Elfin Dreamer the most passive aggressive text everrr

@metalcat3518

4 жыл бұрын

600th liker no one askeb but anyway

@LoveLee_Dreamer

4 жыл бұрын

@Raychle Bernoth She's the one who said it in that message to James, not me 🤷‍♀️

@LoveLee_Dreamer

4 жыл бұрын

@Raychle Bernoth 2:01 "Your right none of my videos have reached half a million views in the last couple months"

that part with the link on the book and james tries to click it reminds me of the start of ASDFMOVIE 4

That dm was sending mixed messages tbh 😬 The “Xoxo” tho 🤣🤣🤣

Rewired Soul thinks he's still a thing, huh? That's cute.

@justwannafreefx9419

4 жыл бұрын

It was an account name Rewired Sole not Soul...

I see you haven't read Jake Paul's book yet.

@ladeanamerson2694

4 жыл бұрын

........jake paul has a book...

@joekerr5418

4 жыл бұрын

@@ladeanamerson2694 yeah. let that sink in..

@lilithmarlobrodeur5830

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t like the idea that Jake Paul has a book

@ariannanoddle5318

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god..

This is really late, but omg ur bob ross breakdown shirt !!

hey I know this is really random, but I just found out, that you're Swiss. I am too and just wondered if you could speak swiss german. Also just wanted to let you know i smile and laugh watching every video of yours. Thanks for always making my day.

"Literary fart" "No KZreadr can actually read" But James, aren't you a youtuber? Don't insult yourself

@zombie_6555

4 жыл бұрын

Natz with luv it’s true though they cant

@despicablyawesome

4 жыл бұрын

ah but see, he has a university degree, so its different

@honey33333

4 жыл бұрын

despicablyawesome don’t forget he’s also TRILINGUAL

@fpw2223

4 жыл бұрын

Natz with luv Writers who are also KZreadrs: *uncontrollable shaking*