This is what i need after crying for the 800th time over avengers endgame

@JorgePerez-tx9dq

2 жыл бұрын

Major facts

@shoegum7362

2 жыл бұрын

Greatest two movies made

@Heyitsebbs

2 жыл бұрын

How is the most relatable thing ever 😂

@Stickflood

2 жыл бұрын

rip iron man :(

@mr.moonmn9040

2 жыл бұрын

pls never speak again

Imagine telling Johnny to grow up when you not even potty trained💩

@Hannahhink

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha good one 😂

@nikkigin3093

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hannahhink thank you😂

@ginaswellnessdiaries7491

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@thesaeed55

2 жыл бұрын

Buhahahaha best

@yaelyefet4905

2 жыл бұрын

Best. Comment. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

bruuuhh it's so embarrassing watching her fake emotions and fake crying. i lied and fake cried better than that when i was 7 years old💀💀

@omqitzlashawn4829

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@iqbalaristima7700

2 жыл бұрын

The second hand embarrassment was so strong when she did that🤣

@atoahudi9956

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was only the one💀💀💀💀

@ravages8900

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a good thing why you gotta be a drama queen

@thelostsou1

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOO fr

I know a lot of people say the trial shouldn't have been televised but if it hadn't, we wouldn't have been able to see with our own eyes who was actually telling the truth.

@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo

5 ай бұрын

There both actors there taught how to pretend

@Miss-Veldkamp-NL

5 ай бұрын

He would died in jail if he claimed to be an abuser. And she's living her life like nothing happens. See the difference..

@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo

5 ай бұрын

But there both actors

@Miss-Veldkamp-NL

5 ай бұрын

​@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo she's a pretty bad one..

@susanrioux6687

5 ай бұрын

@@YvonneJohnson-sp1uoIt’s not about the acting. It’s about the very real evidence or in her case lack of evidence or medical reports. Do you know anyone who was assaulted in the manner and number of times Amber claims and not once in 5 years did she ever seek medical attention. That’s just not possible-. It’s funny hearing her say she “barely survived” yet she never saw any physician or medical facility. Self reporting to a therapist can’t heal the injuries she would have had if her accusations were true.

The fact that she actually wore the outfit of Dr. Evil still makes me laugh x'D

@eimz28

6 ай бұрын

Lol never noticed this 😅

@archange8030

6 ай бұрын

I was seriously waiting for her to put her pinky in her mouth and start plotting world domination with a mini clone of herself that she unironically calls “Mini-Me”

@JossetteHelena

6 ай бұрын

Hahahahhahahha

@SterlingsOpinion

5 ай бұрын

Reminded me of Hillary Clinton lol

@Wolvesgaze

5 ай бұрын

OMG, I never realizes that!! It is so funny! She just needs to put her pinky to her lips.. 😂

Amber: “ grow the fck up Johnny” Also amber: poops in the bed

@lloiisaa2574

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@imaanib5080

2 жыл бұрын

frr like tf💀💀

@MR-SR20

2 жыл бұрын

Poopy Amber 😂🤣

@joshuaarnold8709

2 жыл бұрын

@@MR-SR20 amber turd

@tabj2615

2 жыл бұрын

@@MR-SR20 dude, I smoke Iqos and I used to smoke the orange label called Amber, forget about it, it’s poop to me now. Now I smoke the yellow one.

It’s funny how she always talks about how “scared” she was around Johnny yet in all of the audio recordings she never sounds afraid

@Morhan_Jehnez

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe not afraid but I do think she felt unsettled watching him slam the kitchen cabinets. Not that this proves anything of course, just that she isn't some unfeeling drone out to ruin someone's life. She's a real human being with situational understanding and knows what emotions feel like, yet she continues to try and manipulate, abuse and hurt the people around her despite knowing that they are fully capable of feeling anything she has felt.

@hello-ke6js

2 жыл бұрын

and she bought him a knife as a gift

@unclerandy1023

2 жыл бұрын

She sounds like a rowdy dude

@cheenqian57

2 жыл бұрын

she was not how scared, she was rather the scaring one

@Americasorola

2 жыл бұрын

She sounded like she was afraid he was gonna leave and she got anxious and angry that’s what she sounds like

He called us ✨RELATIVES✨ 🥺🥰💖

This video is absolutely hilarious but on a more serious note I genuinely love to see how he is with his fans. Every single day, before and after court he would always stop and acknowledge them. I’ve seen the videos of him pulling out of court for the day and he has his driver stop so he can accept gifts from his fans. Every day. I know that one clip was supposed to be funny but when he looked at the camera and said “those are all relatives” my heart swelled a little. He legitimately appreciates his fans and while it’s impossible for him to meet ALL of them, the ones he does get to see he makes sure they know he’s heard them, and he’s grateful for them. It’s more than wholesome to see in the midst of all this chaos.

@joswenson8285

3 ай бұрын

He IS that way ALL THE TIME!!

For a professional actor, she's surprisingly bad at faking emotions EDIT: Since people are not shutting up about this in the replies, let me help you guys with the definition of the word professional: "Engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime. Example: "a professional boxer"." This is all I meant, that being an actor is her occupation, it's her job that she gets paid for. It's a neutral term. Now please stop trying to correct me, thanks.

@mikerotch8375

2 жыл бұрын

You only get one take in court.

@Soulessnight4

2 жыл бұрын

Same with the girl from twilight

@Eeveeleafz

2 жыл бұрын

I cringe so hard at her fake crying, like it looks like she’s trying to make herself cry but epically failing

@worrylesssmilemore6451

2 жыл бұрын

Being a professional actor, doesn't necessarily mean you're good at your job 😅

@masondt12807

2 жыл бұрын

She's not a very good actor...

She was so scared she bought him a giant knife for his birthday. Got a restraining order against him then invited him over for a hug 💀💀

@maxine5796

2 жыл бұрын

😭

@LuckyCharms23

2 жыл бұрын

Please elaborate on the knife story.... cuz of we ain't all getting punk'd at this point....wtf is wrong with her

@jeffhampton7405

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuckyCharms23 It’s a big ass Crocodile Dundee knife with an “until death” inscription in Spanish.

@taraalan1131

2 жыл бұрын

Someone she said self harmed using knives…

@SendMilfPics

2 жыл бұрын

@@taraalan1131 yeah she’s a psycho and besides she is the one who has a documented history of cutting herself which was brought up from her psych’s testimony and she was cross examined on it lol she’s just straight up evil

Wow its insane how hughes couldnt remember anything but diagnosed her with incomplete, unethical tests, yet the forensic psychologist curry could list off every single test and its function and the scores amber had WITHOUT any notes 😂

@familhagaudir8561

4 ай бұрын

Amber's "expert therapist" dosen't need to be knowledgeable, acurate, honest, or truthful, because she is following the Duluth model of domestic violence, according to which men are always the abusers, even if all the evidence shows the woman is doing all the violence, she's just "punching back" at "other types of abuse". Taken to its logical conclusion, the Duluth model gives us laws outlining a woman can perpetrate the premedited killing of her husband, despite nothing actually preventing her from leaving and seek help, and make the case he was exerting "coercive control" against her. If the feminist-educated judge is convinced, she will go free.

Honestly. I’m still watching this even after the trial finished and cringing at whatever Amber says.

Ah yes, JD the monster who hugs his fans whenever he gets the chance, the monster who literally had to be dragged along by his bodyguards because he wouldn't stop giving autographs, the same monster who visited countless ill children...damn...such a horrible monster...He isn't perfect, nobody is, but he is definitely not a monster, that can be assured. Respect Johnny Depp.

@engimoon3954

2 жыл бұрын

worst monster ever... unbelievable. How dare he be nice to his fans?

@mynameisizumialt657

2 жыл бұрын

yeah the monster that literally calls his fans his relatives what a fucking monster

@laylahherrera2858

2 жыл бұрын

Such a horrible abusive monster who slapped the hand of his security guard for trying to take a teddy bear from him😂

@zurfergoth

2 жыл бұрын

he should be Sullivan from monsters Inc.

@ginaswellnessdiaries7491

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Bro, she literally claims she "never hit Johnny, no even once." Then she claims that she had to hit Johnny back during their fights.

@NeverOutOfTheFight

2 жыл бұрын

I be saying, like girl give up

@wd5739

2 жыл бұрын

She also claims she never EVER did drugs with him and then went on to talk about a time they did drugs -_-

@AramGoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@wd5739 "I swear I never did drugs with him, anyways, wanna hear about the time Johnny did cocaine for a weekend and I just watched nothing else?"

@NotaArtist

2 жыл бұрын

The clear lack of a foundation in her lies is truly astounding. It's like a horrifying nature documentary I can't look away from

@LJ-tq1xg

2 жыл бұрын

If she wins its honestly a travesty

3:50 got me dead fr. Even police had hard time not to greet Johnny.

@margotrobbie8582

9 ай бұрын

I sont see police greeting Johnny here

@flatouttruthterryreicher1976

4 ай бұрын

I guarantee everyone of those police got Jd’s autograph before that trial was over. Not on camera of course.

@hannahframpton9235

Ай бұрын

I think they meant 4.15-4.35ish The cops guarding the court entrance 🤷‍♀️

Her acting in court is how little kids act when they supposedly get hurt.

The fact that nobody gave a crap when she walked into court, but everybody cheered for Johny depp, makes me laugh so hard

@tatianavieiradesapires1327

2 жыл бұрын

Well...at some point? Amber actually did give...a crap aswell..😏👊🖤 lmao

@cheerioos6057

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatianavieiradesapires1327 people like you make my soul happy

@tatianavieiradesapires1327

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheerioos6057 😉😂😘👊☮️🍀🌟 Tysvm TC n be safe. ❤️

@TheSexynay89

2 жыл бұрын

Yea the cricket chirping was icing on the cake for me 😭🤣💀

@wolfypoison4330

Жыл бұрын

No no. They gave a crap. They were booing.

“When you first get hit you never forget that day… I just had the date wrong” IM SO DONE 💀💀💀💀

@shadow23498

Жыл бұрын

From all the things I saw until now, that one broke me XD 😆

@4RT1ST.

Жыл бұрын

“You never forget it” also”I just got the date wrong” SO YOU DO FORGET IT MISS GIRL CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE

@hannahreed2451

Жыл бұрын

😆

@vchhum77

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alexthomas3745

Жыл бұрын

Lol so true. After that, if i would be de Judge, i would declare:" ok. Thats enough. I end the trial . Mr Depp is innocent, and you, Mrs Heard, i condamn you to jail because you are too stupid.".

Johnny bowing to his fans is so precious

6:56 boi she literally admitted ON THE STAND that she hit him

@VIKTOR-ck3dx

Жыл бұрын

​@Johnny Depp . Warning fake Depp account asking for money !!!!

"Those are relatives. All relatives." God I am glad I always stuck by him from the beginning. I love this man so much 😂

@KnittingGirl28

2 жыл бұрын

That part is funny and sweet. I was worried when the case started that it was gonna be a tough case for him, I hadn't really heard much of the situation till it was set to go to court. Now it just feels very comedic and not very serious😂

@imaanib5080

2 жыл бұрын

same. he was my childhood and I always believed him when amber first made accusations. he deserves justice

@emmetzinada

2 жыл бұрын

I really relate to the girl screaming te amo lol

@clabrazil666

Жыл бұрын

@@imaanib5080 yes, I said from the beginning that if he was a violent person, there would have been at least rumors before Amber. And after she came out about it, there would be other women and former partners confirming Amber's claims. But the fact that every single one of his former partners speak highly of him was always very telling for me. Violent behavior like what she claims she experienced doesn't develop out of the blue like that, it escalates over the years, and is present in every relationship, at least to a certain degree.

@hernameisflipper5852

Жыл бұрын

@@imaanib5080 Mine also I been a fan of JD since he was in "Outsiders" & another one of my favorites movies of JD's & I haven't seen anyone mention it or talk about it & that's the movie "(What's Eating Gilbert Grape)"where JD played alongside "(Leonardo DiCaprio & Juliette Lewis)"also that movie was break out for Leo & showed his true potential for his acting career

“” my dog stepped on a bee 🐝 “” * proceeds to fake cry *

@jordank6961

Ай бұрын

And so a meme was born 😅😂😂😂

@Ilovesharki

24 күн бұрын

Thats where it comes from!!

The way Johnny turns around laughing thinking "I'm done with this kraken" 😂😂

The fact that she calls him “the monster" in court is disgusting, and the fact that the judge allows it is even stupider.

@poggest_of_them_all

2 жыл бұрын

Nah its fine jhonny is still laughing at her so it's probably fine with em and its so obvious that she's lying so no one cared what she said so that's why the judge don't care what she says.

@mexiplays9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 Really?! Please do tell. The lawyers haven't found anything. So please let us know.

@theamberheardplaylist6768

2 жыл бұрын

@@mexiplays9184 click!! Now!!!

@dunkthepeach2170

2 жыл бұрын

@@mexiplays9184 wait a freaking minute DID THEY MAKE AMBER TURD BOTS??? DUDE WHAT MAN

@jasondyrkacz8270

2 жыл бұрын

If Amber's insisting on hanging herself, let her.

Damn, how did she become a professional actor if she can’t even fake cry?

@lilmissredbonee

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I can do better, and cry on cue. She should never get another job offer.

@madi-60

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilmissredbonee 1000% agreed

@Prplflwr

2 жыл бұрын

You just have to think about something extremely sad (maybe a death in your family) and there you go, real tears!! But no, she literally has no feelings.

@j.artiste8596

2 жыл бұрын

She got roles because she was Depps wife 🤷‍♀️

@gamermike24

2 жыл бұрын

Real actors use traumatic/sad memories of their past to start tearing up. Take Christopher Judge for example, when doing mocap for God of War he had to envision a promise he made to his kids to start crying. He did this during a scene where Kratos was digging up and embracing a memory of his past that he wanted to forget. You even hear his voice soften up for a second after the reveal(no spoilers). That's a real actor! At this point it is clear Miss Turd lacks any of such.

1:18 I thought acting was memorising your lines 😂😂😂😂😂

Looking back at this now, it’s definitely hilarious 😂 😂😂

@familhagaudir8561

4 ай бұрын

It's funny now that most people don't believe her despite the ACLU and the N.O.W. still parading her as a "survivor of domestic violence". It was pure nightmare for Johnny when Heard was Listened and Believed and everything was taken from Johnny.

I was honestly embarrassed for her when she started fake crying the faces she was making just had me weak I couldn't stop laughing at her when she started stuttering continuously 💀

@tehaforde7369

2 жыл бұрын

Her face be looking like boruto crying one💀💀💀

@littlep.6957

2 жыл бұрын

Stuttering because she was lying and searching for words to continue lying. She is such a liar. I cannot stand looking at this woman.

@maxine5796

2 жыл бұрын

Save

@briamortiz6728

2 жыл бұрын

@@tehaforde7369 ONG IT DOES BRU LOOL

@otakuanimeworld8228

5 ай бұрын

​@@tehaforde7369naaah, he looked better than her

Amber: "I was scared" Also her: *didn't run and tell the police about it* *casually filmed Johnny instead of asking him what's up privately and comfort him*

@j.artiste8596

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, abusers do not get angry over embarrassing pictures, no worries 🤷‍♀️ (for those abused, this was Sarcasm. Absolutely do NOT embarrass an abuser, it will end bad)

@wendyhardin5259

2 жыл бұрын

She is vile and disgusting.

@fkngboss1470

2 жыл бұрын

yeah if JD catch her for sure he would hit her she may be never survived, oh wait....

@reborne_by_maria4063

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i dont get it too

@worrylesssmilemore6451

2 жыл бұрын

So, this is not me standing up for Amber Heard in any way, because I honestly do believe she is lying through her teeth. With that said, please keep in mind that not all true DV victims will report it, nor will they run to the police station to tell the police about it. Some true DV victims will never report it, but some will build up the courage over time to remove themselves from the situation and it can take several attempts of leaving before they finally leave for good.

Hearing the crowd booing Amber as she went inside is life sustaining.

Best was the dude giving testemony in the car driving around 😂😂😂 The judges face after that.

Depp: Visits children in hospital Teard: Lies about donating to childrens hospital

@YourLocalInquisator

2 жыл бұрын

Teard? Turd? Unheard?

@azizulhakim7671

2 жыл бұрын

Teard🤣🤣🤣🤣expect there was no tears

@CatsArePeopleToo

2 жыл бұрын

This should be a tshirt!

@calix_mayeus

2 жыл бұрын

@@YourLocalInquisator Seared?

I sometimes burst out laughing at really inappropriate times and there's no doubt in my mind that if I was there, I'd be thrown out 4 uncontrollable laughing. Lawd have mercy this is insane.

@martika100arredondo7

2 жыл бұрын

Same here🤣🤣🤣

@nickkray5938

2 жыл бұрын

#metoo#

@exemplar7205

2 жыл бұрын

Im the exact same, its usually after Amber says something so unbelievable i have to laugh to believe its even been said.

@iamvmotherfucker

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need to keep you out of the courthouse, brother

@K3L3X

2 жыл бұрын

Me too XD

11:55 Zoom in to the light blue straw looking thing. THAT'S A TAMPON APPLICATOR!!! Really Amber 😂🤣🤣👏

Rewatching this stoned is a treat

"I was alarmed Johnny was burning himself with the cigarette while he was sleeping, so I obviously do the right thing and just take a picture"

@kendawyatt3219

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! My husband burning himself or spilling food I’d be so quick to clean him up! I do it for my best friend when they get too drunk…. Like what kind of sociopath treats someone like this?

@garfield685

Жыл бұрын

That was crazy, says it all right there

@gengremspring4553

Жыл бұрын

AND, it was actually AH that burned JD on his handsome face with a cigarette. Stupid and ultimately EVIL, this excuse for a human...

"They're relatives"- joke or not- no backsies Johnny, we're family now

@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@liboud22

Жыл бұрын

Always have been!

The best part is how free Johnny is. You can see it in the way he talks when he enters/exits court

I remember watching this trial every single day, leaving it on the entire length of each day in court. The best entertainment I've ever had. 😂

“That’s something you never forget” “I just had the date wrong” 😂😂😂😂

@JxArrieta

4 ай бұрын

AJJAJAJJAJAJAJSJ

all of Johnny fans cheering when Johnny Arrives and booing when Amber arrives that was funny

@glittergamer765

2 жыл бұрын

Relatives...They're all relatives to Jonny.

You just know that Ben is part of Johnny's inner "relatives" now along with the rest of the team. Love how he puts his hand over his chest the way Johnny does when they greet each other lol. So much respect for one another. Like they from another planet lol.. *planet cool*

9:00 the „oh really” sent me🤣

The amount of respect people have for Johnny Depp is amazing.

@gengremspring4553

Жыл бұрын

And rightfully so...care to elaborate?

@MikatheVoidStar

Жыл бұрын

@@gengremspring4553 What is there to elaborate on. I think he rightfully deserves that respect

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” What a sweetheart about his fans. To have that relationship with his fans that have believed him and had faith in him this whole time is incredible. And shows that AH is full of it and not wanted or believed in or that no one has any faith in her maybe even her lawyers 👀👀

@eloisemachado2687

2 жыл бұрын

Jacqueline, o BRASIL 🇧🇷 está de 👁️👁️ na Crazy Amber 🤮🤯💩. LOVE JOHNNY DEPP 💓💐🍀⭐⚖️💎🏆👑🥇🎁🌷🌻

@theamberheardplaylist6768

2 жыл бұрын

I have two pieces of content on Johnny Depp's violent past

@erenssoulmate5808

2 жыл бұрын

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 ur mom

@greenfromrainbowfriends1528

2 жыл бұрын

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 who asked?

@julienewman1761

2 жыл бұрын

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 Hello Amber, still lying I see. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

Whenever im feeling blue i always come and watch the JD & AH court clips. Reminds me that no matter how bad life can get sometimes, ive never had to be in AH head. It must be freaking turmoil in there. She is unhinged.

the authenticity of the person is so much important than proving yourself.

Johnny referring all his fans and people that were supporting him hoping he wins as relatives made me rly happy and laugh for some reason😂

@mateensalaam5654

2 жыл бұрын

Same here fam !

@dumbassstardewvally5422

2 жыл бұрын

I love that he's done that for a long time and continues to

“You never forget it..I just got the date wrong” what lol

@Angel-ii2ko

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one, like huh??? 😂😂

The way she stares at the jury makes my skin crawl... Some of them also said they were so uncomfortable

Thank you to the people who were close enough to attend and cheer johnny, it was important for those of us c that live so far from there. Your cheers were beautiful

Having a bottle of water that says “SMART” behind Johny’s left shoulder is such a brilliant trolling and psychological manipulation. Love this level of intelligence 😂

@t-k4560

2 жыл бұрын

its a water bottle

@sexybeast469

2 жыл бұрын

its just a fucking water bottle

@owl3093

2 жыл бұрын

I liked this comment, but that’s a legitimate brand of water and probably wasn’t intentional

@bullitt68390

2 жыл бұрын

Those lawyers are on 800 bucks an hour at least. My lawyer is paid 2 grand a day and he manipulates the system like that, its subconscious manipulation. Everything is set to a plan. Great pickup by the way. not many people notice the small details like that.

@rageagainstthemainstream2164

2 жыл бұрын

@@bullitt68390 what have you done to those apples to need to pay a lawer 2k a day

This case has so many memes, but the only things that get me are: mY dOg StEpPeD oN a BeE and Johnny asking: "How did they know" Because really, how DID they know...

@Scarlett.Granger

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah hello, the poor pupper has no fault in this!

@juntii15

2 жыл бұрын

A MEGA pint

@cathemeraltheenby6840

2 жыл бұрын

Can we stop talking about the muffins?

@mysticove9697

2 жыл бұрын

@@cathemeraltheenby6840 naw do u know the muffin man

@KaniForLife

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysticove9697 No cuz I'm not European

She will never get away from her own reflection

I love Johnny's clothes, esp his ties!!! Bravo to his stylist. Wow. The tie with the HUGE polka dots is the best!!!

I love how the cop who ignores her already has sunglasses on.

Johnny calls Amber "Amber" Lawyers: Mr depp be respectful Johnny: Sorry "Ms Heard" Amber calls Johnny "Johnny" Lawyers: [*_silence intensifies_*]

@kives6392

2 жыл бұрын

Fk you are right. I didnt even notice that

@whitepaper5241

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny because in my country, calling someone by their last name is considered very disrespectful, even though you call them by Mr or Ms first.

@woozihae

2 жыл бұрын

@@whitepaper5241 same lol

@yahikopain7040

2 жыл бұрын

U guys have disrespectful in calling a name?

@TheOriginal_Unaleska

2 жыл бұрын

Even Turds lawyers are gaslighting him.

A true gent. Well done Johnny acknowledging his fans upon arrival. Huge respect to him. Love ya Johnny. 👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻🍻

This is the best one.

I’m glad she tells such bad lies in front of the jury 😂

@charliebarrett559

Жыл бұрын

so so many lies she forgets half of them crazy person

@karinirene-sv2hx

Ай бұрын

@@charliebarrett559 She is still on the warpath now !!!!!! EVIL !!!!

I truly am happy JD notices he isn’t alone and when he gets out of his car with music blasting is like when he open the gates to the chocolate factory. He seemed to relive it. He sees many of his fans as his family.

@youtubewontletme

2 жыл бұрын

Well the ideal concept of family is people who are there for you, love you and support you and his fans have been doing all that so yea its sweet that he appreciates that and calls them relatives

@sandracast

2 жыл бұрын

And What a great musical choice! Bob Marley: War!! 🔥

@justyourlocalcommenter7492

Жыл бұрын

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” lol it’s so heartwarming/gen c:

this is really funny, i love these clips.

" You never forget when someone hits you like that for the first time.... " I jUsT hAd tHe DaTe WrOnG 😂

“you never forget the first time someone hits you like that… i just got the date wrong” SHE DID NOT 💀💀

Tell me I'm not the only one who cringes every single time without fail, when amber decides it's time to fake cry

@Libbathegreat

2 жыл бұрын

You are not the only one. I can see her trying to work herself up to it and then.... nothing. It's like that massive 💩 that never comes

@PT-we5vh

2 жыл бұрын

Can't even watch it. It hurts so bad listetning to her and watching her

@jasondyrkacz8270

2 жыл бұрын

Especially looking like Dr. Evil.

@mariilix6112

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t even finish watching bro

Amber: "you never forget one some one hit you like that" Also Amber: "I just got the date wrong

In the future someone will say “I didn’t punch him, I hit him” and ppl will be like “Ah. Classic.”

He knows he’s in the right, so he has nothing to worry about

@sirthisisawendys9030

2 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised by how often people take a woman’s side simply because she a woman. I am glad that’s obviously not the case here though.

@crackheadcandy1283

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirthisisawendys9030 I mean yeah, but what I meant was that he doesn’t need to worry about lying, fake tears. Etc.

He's fifty years old. You're in your 30s. He has a right to fall asleep. Plus he works long hours acting. More than you. Let's see you at 50

@sayori5116

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap i didnt know jd was 50, he still looks so much younger than that

@NuggieIsMissing

2 жыл бұрын

@@sayori5116 he’s aged like fine wine let’s be honest

@BEASTKINGBAKU

2 жыл бұрын

@@sayori5116 he is 55

@dantaylor1724

2 жыл бұрын

@@BEASTKINGBAKU He's 58, 59 on June 9th.

@pianospawn1

2 жыл бұрын

She's gonna look like a dehydrated mummy crossed with Michael Jackson at his age.

This is a new comedy series!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Johnny, for this entire thing, was so silly and kind to everyone EXCEPT amber's team. its AMAZING.

man... I feel so bad for her lawyers. Trying to defend a person who has no evidence of abuse but her own pathetic testimony to give. I mean, just give up honey, you gonna piss off the jury and the judge. Even if she won't face jail time, she will if she keeps this shit going.

@ginaswellnessdiaries7491

2 жыл бұрын

I felt like the judge was getting angered today towards the end of her cross.

@zurfergoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@ginaswellnessdiaries7491 yeah. The judge is getting tired of the questions from Amber's lawyers. Today she sustain almos all the objections of Vasquez because the poor Ambers lawyer was trying so har not to have a "lead", "lack of foundation" and "hearsay".

@FredRated1967

2 жыл бұрын

I also heard talk that she's doing a bit of witness intimidation. This chick might be going to jail anyway.

@zurfergoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@FredRated1967 she deserves it. I won't be surprised if she does.

Johnny was just pouring himself a large glass of wine, what’s the problem with that.

@soberserotonin1850

2 жыл бұрын

good ol’ mega pints 🤠

@x_Scarecrow

2 жыл бұрын

If I had to deal with someone as Amber Turd 24/7 I would get myself more than One Mega Pint lmao

@izzee9900

2 жыл бұрын

objection, "a mega pint of wine"

@devinearhart6390

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, smashing cabinets and the like isn't good

@FredRated1967

2 жыл бұрын

@@devinearhart6390 True. But he is taking his frustration out on an inanimate object at least and not that vile woman.

OMG Lol. The look on that lady's face after she heard the Turd PMSL 😆👊😆

8:33 문 쾅! 착한 조니...

5:04 “You never forget it ... that’s how I remember it “ I lost it 😂😂😂😂

@bobbihood8904

Жыл бұрын

Yeah she just had the date wrong! Wtf lol

@ChelleKT1

Жыл бұрын

After saying that she had to look back at her therapists notes 😂. To be a good liar you have to have a great memory, this woman is all over the place with her lies.

@karinirene-sv2hx

Ай бұрын

AH is evil, we know that, but all those contradictions? Just stupid or unprepared ?

I like his sense of humor. I’ve never watched a JD film, or cared much about celebrity stuff. But he has won me over. He’s witty, and kind and she’s just making him look better and better. But she crazy...

@everlight369

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. I will probably still not watch his movies unless I’m a fan of his co-stars or the storyline. But yeah he is endearing in this trial. And Amber is a walking warning to everyone who cares about their sanity and body and their clean bed sheets to just runaway as soon as they see her.

@Megs901

2 жыл бұрын

@@everlight369 😂 💯

@angelinparadise7282

Жыл бұрын

Same! My favorite movie with him was Cry Baby, other than that I didnt saw or cared much for the other movies. but after this I really like him as a person.

@behindthecookie8653

Жыл бұрын

The man just laughing like the court is just comedy. I respect that cause I would honestly do the same thing.

@nyancat2169

Жыл бұрын

Same. But his humor and overall chillness is appreciable.

This was a nice little highlight of Ambers complete lack of acting ability 🤣

There is always the actress in her with such emotional and creative adjectives flying throughout her narrative. This is the days of our lives!

It cracked me up when she smiled but then realised that she was ment to be sad and went back to fake crying lol

4:26 “Thos are relatives” BRO I LAUGHED SO FKING HARD

I personally rate this “show of the year” because this is just so entertaining

What have we learnt , amber hits/punches JD , JD slammes cabinets .

Bro I don’t understand how someone can be so chill during court 😭😭

@jasmafrisinger9259

2 жыл бұрын

Because he knows he isn't guilty. He knows she is lying and can't even keep her lies together either. Also her lawyer are absolutely dumb. I'm sure he thinks this situation is funny. I mean listen to amber and her lawyers. Hell I would be laughing too 😂

@baseballdude779

2 жыл бұрын

Even if their are instances of To Kill a Mockingbird level, this has gone sooooo much into Johnny's favor, it's almost laughable. As long as they are professional throughout, even if they are charged, they win through public perception.

@j.artiste8596

2 жыл бұрын

I faced an abuser in court for ten years. I handled it by not looking at him and try to meditate during the whole trial. Johnny is acting like classic abused victim.

@topcat5233

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasmafrisinger9259 i dont think her lawyers are dumb, they just have no actual facts or evidence to go on... so they try their hardest with essentially just cooked air..

@gghost2255

2 жыл бұрын

@@topcat5233 you sure? There are so many clips that make them so dumb you think they just goggled "how to be a lawyer". My favorite clip of this is when one of turds lawyers asked a question then literally 1 sec after said "objection: hearsay" to his own question lol.

“Those are all relatives” it’s harder and harder not to love Johnny even more after this🤣🤣

1:12 Not her stuttering✋🏻💀

Definitely the funniest trial I’ve seen

4:38 I can’t stop laughing how it just cuts to him and his legal team just chillin drinking and eating candy 🤣🤣. Another day another dollar 💀🤣

As someone who has in fact suffered every form of abuse, I have never been so disgusted by a woman before. To cheapen, manipulate, and delegitimize actual survivors experiences like this. Trust me, if you're actually scared for your life from someone there is no way you would call them a BABY to their face. To an abuser, that's like walking up to a bank robber who has a gun, pulling out your phone and calling the cops right in their face!!! If you are being abused, you will eat your own vomit before triggering them. Survivors unite against this fake woman!!! I would feel this way even if this wasn't against Johnny. This is about people using actual societal problems to get something out of it. (Edit) Also, if you are being seriously abused, you are in no way striking back. There is no difference between "hitting" and "punching". You strike back against an abuser, they swing harder and make you pay for it. I would say if she was smart before starting all this she should have consulted ACTUAL survivors, claim it was for training on a roll she was gonna play in a movie. Then had them sign NDA's. She just decided to fly by the seat of her pants. Good luck in Hollywood after this Amber Turd. Ain't nobody hiring you.

@albafuentes411

2 жыл бұрын

100% true. I hope you're doing better now.

@Tigerlilygurl1

2 жыл бұрын

@@albafuentes411 I am. I have used my experiences to become a stronger woman. The effect while they will stay with me for most, if not all of my life, have made me a better, smarter, and stronger woman. Nothing can break me again. Thank you so much for the care shown, it truly means a lot to me.❤️❤️❤️❤️

@albafuentes411

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tigerlilygurl1 I admire you! And you're right, it truly makes you stronger. I also suffered abuse, just as a child. But I'm glad to hear of strong survivors like you, it makes my day. My heart goes to you!

@BlanksSsi

Жыл бұрын

Not as severe but also was in a toxic and abusive relationship, even now even the thought of potentially seeing him or even looking at him has me shaking. But all she does is look at him?

@NickolaiPetrovitch

Жыл бұрын

@@BlanksSsi right ? It’s so obvious to any actual abuse survivor she’s. A fuckig. Liar

This was primo! Many thanks ! Well done! Bravo!

Johnny smashing the cabinet 😊doors is me every morning when the kids wont get up outta bed!

Here are some quick facts about Amber that we know that are proven: 1) He wasn't the only alcoholic and drug abuser. She drank 2 bottles of wine a day, took drugs as well by her own admission. 2) Caught lying about using the makeup that didn't exist back then to "cover her bruises" frequently, which was refuted by the makeup company in court. 3) Past domestic violence arrest against her ex, literally charged and arrested. Plus admitted to domestic violence against Johnny. Plus suspicion of domestic violence against her own sister (her sister was discussing it with her friends by the poolside in a video clip), and assaulted her ex-best friend in public. In contrast Johnny has no history of being violent towards women, every single one of his ex gfs and spouses all speak highly of him, and has said he's never laid hands on them. 4) Audio recording of her admitting to cutting his finger in Australia (not allowed in this trial due to technicalities), proving again that her testimony was a lie. (one of the voices on the tape is now deceased and can't testify) 5) Her psychologist lied about Amber having no domestic violence history and was called out by Johnny's attorney. 6) Has NO witnesses or evidence (all conveniently random strangers that she doesn't know or deceased people like the bodyguard) 7) Her longtime assistant testified under oath that she did not once see or hear any physical abuse from Depp or ever saw any injuries on Heard in all the years. She also testified under oath that Heard spit ON her face when she asked for a raise 8) She visits Dr Kipper's office the day after an alleged incident where she was severely beaten, the doctor's medical report states her in perfect health, with no injuries of any kind on her, also state her skin was in perfect condition. Her explanation was "this was a partial report and I didn't have time to get into the details with the doctor about the injuries". (Day 16 of trial cross examination) 9) Allegedly got her nose broken, hit multiple times, her scalp and hair ripped off, penetrated by a bottle, dragged over broken glass and got her arms and legs "pretty cut up", then somehow felt safe enough to take sleeping pills with her "attacker" in the same house, woke up the next day and made him coffee, then went to James Corden's show miraculously healed. No marks, no scars, no pictures, no medical report . Hair stylist saw no signs of abuse, the hair stylist would've been inches away from her face looking at all the details while working on her appearance, and she saw 0 injuries. Multiple witnesses (including 3 cops) saw no signs of abuse. 10) Allegedly got raped and assaulted multiple times on her honeymoon, then wrote Johnny a love letter saying "it was the most amazing and beautiful honeymoon any girl could've ever dreamed of". (evidence presented in Day 18 of trial) 11) Claimed she wanted to leave Johnny, but in all the audio clips she was the one begging him to stay. Claimed she always tried to de-escalate, but in audio clips she was always the aggressor preventing him from leaving and taunting him . 12) In all her "crying", there's never a single tear coming out of her eyes, even when reciting the most "traumatic experience". 13) Allegedly feared for her life but bought him a large knife. 14) Testified under oath that she was beaten by Johnny with huge chunky rings on all his fingers, said she was "hit so many times in the face over and over again she lost count". The photos taken the next day shows her face completely spotless without any injuries, when cross examined, she answers "there do not appear to be any injuries on my face in that photo". 15) Caught lying under oath again saying she "didn't receive money" from Johnny when she got $7 million, and lying about "never assaulted" Johnny when she admits to it on tape. 16) Proven once again as a liar when she made public statement of donating 7 million dollars for children's hospital but in reality donated exactly 0 dollars before she was called out, also caught lying under oath about donating the money. Her sworn statement was "I donated the entire settlement of $7 million to charity", when cross examined, she states "I did not lie, I pledged the $7 million, "pledged" and "donated" are synonymous, they mean the same thing." (Day 16 of trial cross examination) 17) Blackmailing Depp with her attorney, trying to make a deal for 3 of the adjoining penthouses where they both lived, 50k monthly expenses, 500k in attorney fees and the SUV Depp let her drive in exchange for not filing the protection order. 18) Her publishing of the op-ed "domestic violence" piece is timed perfectly with the release of Aquaman film, it didn't get published when they divorced, or before, or right after, but instead it was published right when Aquaman was being released and when the "Me Too" movement was grabbing the most headlines. 19) Amber Heard's team desperately tried to stop the trial from being publicly broadcasted while Depp's team made sure it was made public 20) Long time friend and co worker of Amber Heard telling about her hardcore cocaine and drug habit dating all the way back to 2008 when they were close associates, (youtube show called "Steven and Jason" and in the newest episode titled "We need to talk about AH"). 21) Amber testified about having injuries such as “gross colored puss coming out of her temple” and “suffering a broken nose”, but when cross examined she changes the lines to “gross colored puss UNDER HER SCALP” and “FELT like a broken nose”, because she knew the evidence is about to show ZERO injuries visible on her. (How does she see gross colored puss under her scalp? With an X-ray machine??) 22) Allegedly got beaten up for FIVE YEARS and not a SINGLE injury shown on her face, no doctor visits, no dentists, no surgeons, no photos, despite countless appearances in public events and countless photos taken given her celebrity status, many of those public appearances were the night after "the beating", keep in mind the beating were all allegedly done by Depp with "huge chunky" rings on all his fingers, yet after five years of beating, she didn't need to visit the doctors once or show on sign of injury on her face, sounds like her facial bone density and durability of her skin can match that of armor platings. 23) Alleges Johnny slashed the soles of her feet, but was seen the next day walking completely normal, again no doctor visits or treatments of any kind even though she has a personal doctor on retainer. 24) Constantly changing details of her stories and allegations, she's already given 4 different versions of the poop incident, she has said "1: told security guard that she pooped and it was a practical joke gone wrong. 2: Johnny did it to frame her. 3: said it never happened and Johnny was gaslighting her. 4: said the tiny puppies did it." 25) Her lying under oath is not even worth mentioning anymore, there is too many to list, just to list a few in this trial alone. Lying about not receiving any money from Johnny, when in fact she received $7 million. Lying about having donated the money, when in fact she has donated $0 so far. Lying about never assaulted Johnny, when in fact she was recorded admitting to it multiple times. Lying about never assaulted anyone before, when in fact she's assaulted at least 4 that we have evidence of. Lying about her injuries, when a medical record showed absolutely no injuries. 26) She put someone through hell for years, publicly shamed and destroyed his career and life, just so she can be seen as a noble victim and use the attention and sympathy to advance her career and profile. She claims she's never wanted to be seen as a victim and wanted to move on, but appears in countless TV shows and articles talking about her "abuse" and "donation" non stop, literally appeared on every show she could to talk about her being a victim and being noble on the donation that never happened. 27) Amber's own friend, Tillet Wright, a long time close friend with Amber Heard, testified under oath that he's never seen or heard Amber being abused by Johnny Depp. (Day 20 of trial)

@Sofiarosaa4

2 жыл бұрын

This is amazing thank you for recollecting all the evidence so well together. At this point if the court doesn't believe Johnny it's fucked up

@ezafazim

2 жыл бұрын

Tq doll

@captainpanic3616

2 жыл бұрын

MY GUY HAS THE RECIPTS

@bottleofcrackers2087

2 жыл бұрын

Is it okay to share this to others?

@lizzieklein6453

2 жыл бұрын

i appreciate all the time you spent writing this. amber is a fucking liar

she bought him a big ass knife for his birthday. thats doesn't seem like something you would give to someone that is violently abusing you with different objects for years. "I didn't think he would stab me with it." what an explanation 🙄

@woozihae

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy💀

@BigEvil99

2 жыл бұрын

@Luna Maria van Agtmaal not even like a pocket knife either, just a big fuckin Expendables knife

@chellastation

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard that, I thought Amber is crazier than she is now 😳

@renerosales7641

2 жыл бұрын

I know this a very speific exception but my baby momma would often get me switchblades, we would fist fight almost everyday. She know however that i would never use the knives against her. I would choke slam her and got arrsted, but she trusted me enought to continue buying my blades.

@knowyourlove5613

Жыл бұрын

Inscribed with until death, now I couldn’t see an abuser giving it. More of a threat than a gift.

we need more of these...lol!

“Self-injuring himself”😂😂😂😂😂

It angers me so much that she went “it was scary” when you can literally SEE how she’s trying to act disturbed by the thought of it. Especially cause I myself went through being around a drunk and suicidal man, I KNOW how scary that is and she’s here saying “oh I was so scared” when she literally recorded him to prove to someone that he’s supposedly abusive??? In that video he wasn’t hurting anybody, her or himself. Because of my issue with being afraid of drunk people I’d stay as far away as possible, and I’d be super uncomfortable, plus have multiple panic attacks. I wouldn’t just whip out a camera to record him. I personally also see that as disrespectful since clearly nobody is in their right mind drunk, and it would be unethical to start recording them in such a state without their permission. She clearly wasn’t afraid, all she wanted was some type of material. Ugh.

I do sympathize with DA victims wholeheartedly, but I doubt if you were afraid for your life as she put it, you would not be so brave as to argue with your abuser about the alleged abuse.

@Purplechick101

2 жыл бұрын

And to take pictures of everything but your own face and body after the abuse

@ahdiwjnaydjjs

2 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine was sexually abused and beaten nearly to death multiple times to the point she definitely was afraid for her life. She put up with it for 4 years before something was actually done about it. There are many reasons why a victim wouldn't argue with the abuser about the abuse. That being said, as someone who has witnessed someone actually open up about the unimaginable amount of trauma they suffered at the hands of an abuser, everything Amber has said so far sounds so incredibly fake to the point it's downright offensive.

@kameronmyles2013

2 жыл бұрын

She took a picture of the alleged broken bed, but not the pillow that was apparently splattered and covered in blood... she said that a bit earlier as well

@j.artiste8596

2 жыл бұрын

I NEVER took a photo of what happened to me. (and a lot happened) I would NEVER DARE! I was to worried he would find it.

@exemplar7205

2 жыл бұрын

You ESPECIALLY after being abused and coming out in public with the story about it wouldn't then try to hug him, sobbing, begging him to give you a hug because you dont want it to end like this, she was losing her victim and she couldnt handle it, she's disppiciable.

She goes from being so frightened to stone faced no emotion at all in one second… unbelievable 😂

That sound of her footsteps haha👌🤣