This clip is 10x funnier at 0.5x playback speed 😂😂

@Fish31132

Жыл бұрын

I am playing at 0.75 and trust me its really enjoyable

@arr456

Жыл бұрын

I needed this information Edit: it sounds kinda like their all drunk tbh,

@kalebhowatt6380

Жыл бұрын

Ha

@txcalxy3309

Жыл бұрын

2x playback speed 😂 😂 *

@No-.-one-.

Жыл бұрын

@@arr456yes, I can agree with that

I loved his comment “My children are far more intelligent than I am, they refused to be around her.” Humbly complimenting his children and subtly insulting Herd at the same time and I am living for it!!

@dreadandfun

Жыл бұрын

You mean turd

@coral497

Жыл бұрын

Tbh, people do sometimes blame the victim for staying with the abuser for to long. But people don't realize how manipulative, toxic, frightening and controlling the relationship can get. Abusers only take and use you, so they'll find ways and use their manipulative tactics to drag you back into their lives. I don't think Johnny Depp, or anyone for that matter, should blame themselves for staying with an abuser for to long.

@sheepish1962

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I thought he would say that they were far more intelligent than turd woman.

@sidi590

Жыл бұрын

IKRR and at The same time meaning that he what angry with himself that he was around her he said my children are far more intelligent but I am meaning that he called him non intelligent because he was around amber

@ruzinapervinruzy2770

Жыл бұрын

@@dreadandfun You mean Bird right? Not because she soars high, because of all the shit she's droppin

"You cannot always be right. You should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something" great quote

@Melissa-cb7wz

Жыл бұрын

I still have yet to hear her her admit to being wrong about anything ever. Huge red flag of a toxic person.

@shubhammathur7048

Жыл бұрын

My mom says it all the time and she's the wisest person i know 😃

@nimmha6708

Жыл бұрын

@@shubhammathur7048 it's funny that most mothers seem to be the wisest people we ever meet... How can Miss Turd be a mother?

@underlinegaming5617

Жыл бұрын

Facts to that

@Schmidtington5005

Жыл бұрын

@@Melissa-cb7wz factt

"Are you saying it's her fault for taking that photo" "She snapped it" had me dead😅

@unclebounce1495

8 ай бұрын

"Are you DARE saying the woe-mayn is responsible?" "Responsible for her own actions? Yes." "HEATHEN! Woe-meyn across the world have been set back by this trial!"

@TheWorldHasGoneMad7

8 ай бұрын

@@unclebounce1495 yep

@ladyethyme

8 ай бұрын

Her fault for TAKING the photo. Yes. She took it. 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

@crackableHash

7 ай бұрын

That Attorney was such a hack XD

@charlesmartinjr3971

7 ай бұрын

@@crackableHash Even after all this time, I still find it hard to believe he's an attorney. I am most decidedly not an attorney, but I legitimately wondered if even I could pass the bar after watching him.

"I was not participating in the festival of ice cream" had me dying 🤣🤣

@daviddonnelly426

8 ай бұрын

😂

"My dog stepped on a bee," has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in a trial. It is so random and the face she makes after saying that makes it ever more hilarious. 🤡😂

@nydive3026

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing Tik-Tok tells it well😶😅🤣

@_Silvermoonalpha

Жыл бұрын

...but the maggot brain thinks it's important.

@porkbunsxx

Жыл бұрын

she acts like it’s the end of the world lmaoo

@Handygramps

Жыл бұрын

I still don't understand what she was trying to convey with that expression

@taylorjohnson2457

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

“I wasn’t participating in the festival of ice cream” is officially the best quote to come out of a court case ever

@meganh4604

Жыл бұрын

I dunno.. The "my dog stepped on a bee" is pretty hilarious. Cause it doesn't even make sense in regards to this trial 🤣

@jessicacantwell3528

Жыл бұрын

I wont work for Disney for 38million and a hundred Alpacas

@gerardoarambula8613

Жыл бұрын

What about, Objection ur Honer!! Judge: u asked the question. (smh) wtf

@leslierutledge7196

Жыл бұрын

@@meganh4604 and the fact that her dog stepped on a bee is obviously more important to her than her guitar playing husband’s fingertip getting lobbed off because of HER!

@wilsonmcmahonatgmail

Жыл бұрын

What about 'AmberTurd'

I will never get over how Amber calls him "johnny" and HE calls her "Ms. Heard" XD

@robfus

Жыл бұрын

She was so traumatized that she looked at him for the entire trial and even refer to him with his first name 🤣🤣

@jeremiahscott2032

10 ай бұрын

Low key “Kevin” *“Ms. Greene”*

@kensuri2694

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. He should have been calling him by any name like that man or something if she was traumatized. She had no trauma from him she still may be felt closer just called him Johnny probably what she called him al the whole when they were together. But he was rather calling her ms Heard a distant and cold way to approach somebody’s who he has severed ties with.

@clemsondriver9214

2 ай бұрын

@@kensuri2694 Your observation reminds me of a line in "A Few Good Men" where Tom Cruise is questioning one of the accused Marines. The Marine referred to the victim as Willie but Tom Cruise's character said to not do that because it made the victim more human (in the eyes of the jury) someone who had a family etc etc and to call him Private Santiago instead.

@a_little_demon

Ай бұрын

hey, off-topic but I love your pfp it's adorable !

The way he complimented his children and insulted Turd in the same sentence makes me smile

For a father to openly admit his own children are more intelligent than he is, rather than thinking he is always the wisest one in the family, tells you about the heart and character of Mr Depp.

@ginasamuel2362

Жыл бұрын

Yes it does

@MEOWMIX3DS

Жыл бұрын

@@AlKay38245 literally! had a weird feeling about my step uncle, turned out he is an abuser. I've never told anyone because they might think I'm being rude lmao. Trust your kids!

@handyjayes1

Жыл бұрын

@@AlKay38245 we don't allow ourselves to believe our children mostly, because we are always trying to protect them as our primary instinct... our children should, if nature works correctly, be as intelligent as us and then evolved beyond us, as that's how life works...

@bogdanlevi7483

Жыл бұрын

@@AlKay38245 It was him who was in a relationship w Amber, not his kids, which is why they could more easily her for what she really was. He was emotionally involved and believed in their marriage, so it took him a while to realize her ulterior motives.

@pduidesign

Жыл бұрын

So true. I noticed that as well.

He has the patience of a Saint and a wonderful sense of humour.

@Jane-kz8oc

Жыл бұрын

He is a true gentleman

@DarinkaH1984

Жыл бұрын

i think they are trying to piss him off on purpose so that he might freak out, and then they can say: AHA!!! There it is!

@kathat3526

Жыл бұрын

great guy

@torneycarblos9140

Жыл бұрын

@Liya Club you forgot the johnny depp pfp 😉

@janishart5128

Жыл бұрын

@Liya Club: We're not interested in your porno clips!

1:56 ''sorry, could you read that again?!'' Favorite part with the crowd laughing ✨️

Love how Johnny cuts through all the lawyer’s BS and keeps a sense of humor while doing so.

@joanelizabeth277

26 күн бұрын

Johnny has an IQ of 139...that's almost insane in his line of work. He's so intelligent!!

I actually GAINED more respect for him through this trial.

@samcrorie

Жыл бұрын

Same here... plus he's hilarious

@ElDuderinoh

Жыл бұрын

We all did

@janeflanigan9502

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@nellylegend7264

Жыл бұрын

Me too 100% gone up in my estimation of him. Doesn't even look like he's trying to hide a thing and he's coming out on top every time. She's fucked and I'm so glad. She deserves everything she gets for them kinda lies they ruin lives even someone like Depp

@JovialBuchanan

Жыл бұрын

Yes❤

Amber's lawyer keeps interrupting Jonny so he doesn't waste the court/jury 's time but still asks Johnny the same stupid questions over and over again

@caseybettis695

Жыл бұрын

YES ! THIS IS THE ONLY LAWYER THAT’S WORRIED ABOUT WASTING THE COURT’S TIME INSTEAD OF JUST DOING HIS JOB, WHICH IS VERY POOR.

@aminasabyr4711

Жыл бұрын

and searching for their documents 10 minutes straightaway

@tamitribbiani7907

Жыл бұрын

You know he doesn't give a rats butt about the court and jury's time lol

@dakotacollins3818

Жыл бұрын

It's because they keep interrupting him before he can actually answer 😂

@Orangeman-xv6zu

Жыл бұрын

I think the lawyer knows he doesn’t have a case so he is trying to make this go on as long as he can

the way he’s so calm and chill about it is what makes it funnier 😂

‘You’d blame miss heard for that picture?’ Uh… yeah she’s the one who took it lol

“He asked her what she would like… That‘s hearsay, I guess.” “He got it.” “I’m learning 😌” I love Johnny Depp

@realintensify

Жыл бұрын

yessir

@measharedmond7826

Жыл бұрын

Me too Blow ,Black mass and etc etc.... Omg he is a icon

@dylanskebo1566

Жыл бұрын

@kitty whiskers An understandable assumption, but this interpretation can easily be altered to be in favor of JD. For example, maybe JD shows no remorse simply because he has nothing to be remorseful about. This is assuming the jury sees JD as the victim; and the current evidence points towards this because after all why would a victim be remorseful? Unless said victim hurt their abuser as well? Not to mention there is little if any evidence of JD being at least physically abusive.

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

@kitty whiskers Remorse for what? Hearsay?

@zarabeyes

Жыл бұрын

@kitty whiskers as others have asked you, remorse for what?? He has nothing at all to be sorry for

“I don’t feel like I’m wasting anyone’s time” hes relaxed and isn’t ashamed, this just shows how innocent he is cause he KNOWS hes in the right

@Tcoco30

Жыл бұрын

Exactly you can literally tell who’s the crazy dramatic one and who’s the patient and mature one

@Royalty_girlie

Жыл бұрын

And it's crazy to say to a victim that they are wasting time getting justice.

@code066funkinbird3

Жыл бұрын

Yeah super claim

the interactions between johnny and his lawyers are so precious, like people can say that he and camille were really close to dating or whatever but it always seemed like that was just how johnny was when he was comfortable around people, holding hands, laughing, hugging, he just seems like a big teddy bear

@random_Mark

Жыл бұрын

Stop scamming actual fans you turd fans.

@crazynedry5085

Ай бұрын

His lawyers were hilarious and cool and Camille is a freakin pro and tore Ms Turd to pieces

"You cannot always be right, u should try being wrong sometimes because you might learn something." What a fantastic advice !!!

Johnny's sense of humor is so obvious! He is trolling turd's lawyer so bad!! You don't do that if you are lying.

@cemaliyeyonluer3385

Жыл бұрын

Sooo true

@lilyrobinson3740

Жыл бұрын

No

@yasminxx9329

Жыл бұрын

@@lilyrobinson3740 ye

@forkshifter

Жыл бұрын

"for the 4th time, yes that is my signature."

@trinisurfer

Жыл бұрын

@@yasminxx9329 I”mjfdsfhl

HIM MAKING THE LAWYER REPEAT HIS DIRTY JOKE HAS ME CRYING 😂😂😂

@johnmarkarth2249

Жыл бұрын

@Johny Depp 🅥 if you are gonna be a bot at least spell his name correctly

@GlamourBella

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmarkarth2249 😂

@jgambardello1

Жыл бұрын

Frrrrr

@Su-mx7ix

Жыл бұрын

The way AH’s team thought this is the Victorian era and a sext would be incriminating on its own right was hilarious 😂 Gorgeous sext btw, Mr Depp sure knows how to talk dirty

@Drakeawake

Жыл бұрын

@Law&Crime Newtork 🅥 idiot lol

"C'mon amber- you can do it just one tear" 😂😂

Johnny is a natural comedian. He is a riot, that's what made this entire trial so entertaining.

"My children are far more intelligent than me, they refused to be around her" Amber just got BURNT.

@lapatti

Жыл бұрын

And he also said something like "they didn't like the way she treated me" 👏

@kaylasowards3812

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she can go to the vet with her dog.

@paula7630

Жыл бұрын

its funny cause lily's friend with amber

@ohmygodbecky6829

Жыл бұрын

@@paula7630 u gon back that up with evidence or… Bc didn’t she refuse to go to Turds wedding lol?

@lorirarich1875

Жыл бұрын

Apparently there was a turd wedding in L a. that no one knew about and some staffers attended. No hallucinogenic drugs tho'.

His patience is over the roof i would screaming at the guy after the first time he repeated the same question

@hunter-tu1df

Жыл бұрын

It's a strategy to provoke a reaction as a last resort by Heard's crew and he's probably warned on a daily basis on the way to court

@hunter-tu1df

Жыл бұрын

But he's handling this really well, kudos. He must really wanna see her strung up for being a hypocritical controlling cheating bitch

@samcrorie

Жыл бұрын

At first I wondered if this lawyer was just a straight up moron... but... it occurred to me, what if he's intentionally asking dumb questions and repeating himself in attempt to try and elicit anger from Johnny? If so, thatseems to be backfiring spectacularly. Then again... nah, he might just be a moron. *shrug*

@itznptime806

Жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what they want you to do . they irritate you in court so they can get a rise out of you and use it against you

@jghotier167

Жыл бұрын

It’s truly something special 👏 it’s a quality much of us lack too….glad you see it!

I still loved the times when her lawyers stood up and read a bunch of magazine headlines about him like it was factual evidence even though it was written by people who were not there, and yet kept hearsaying his testimony

“I UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TAKE 5 MINUTES TO LOOK FOR A DOCUMENT” HE JUST ENDED THAT MANS WHOLE CAREER

So Amber heard is really an Actor?! Cuz I gotta say- she can’t even pull off one tear.

@RentFree

Жыл бұрын

😂💔

@053shamaelashabonti5

Жыл бұрын

She's just too used to with glycerine tears i think!

@korinogaro

Жыл бұрын

The craziest thing is that you see in her behaviour that she thinks she is smartest person in the room and at the same time she is too stupid to understand that she should keep her sad face constantly and not turn it on and off whenever there is objection...

@kezminnufc

Жыл бұрын

I despise the lying fu#$#$ bit##

@wildfreya6269

Жыл бұрын

@@korinogaro 🌷Yes, all narcissists think that they are geniuses. That is how they screw up. Arrogance and entitlement.

To think... this man is in yet another one of his most trying times of his life, and is *still* finding ways to make people laugh whether intentionally or not! And I love it!

@mollypitcher9380

Жыл бұрын

Johnny got himself into this.

@jasondyrkacz8270

Жыл бұрын

@@mollypitcher9380 I agree his mistake was marrying the bed shitter.

@milomilo55

Жыл бұрын

@@mollypitcher9380 By marrying that woman? Yes .. his life would have been much fairer had he treated her as she treated him ...but he's a decent human being, whereas Amber ...

@tulab4295

Жыл бұрын

@@mollypitcher9380 idyot

@aerialfishuu

Жыл бұрын

@@mollypitcher9380 Unfortunately that is true, but Johnny do love her sincerely, while Amber just use him as an emotional punching bag Oh sorry, I should probably say it as emotional "hitting" bag

This is beyond my imagination how depp always keep his calm no matter what the situation is and never lash out at all. I really can't even imagine how a person can do that.

@bedaamezcua6991

Жыл бұрын

That is self control the ability to not react , with Amber he tried and tried, he sometimes may be raise his voice after two hours of Amber insulting him throwing things to him and he never touch her , that is self control 🙂

@abcxyz7754

Жыл бұрын

@@bedaamezcua6991 amazing 👏

@cosmicmuffin322

6 ай бұрын

He learned it from being abused in childhood. Sometimes it's not a positive skill like self control, it's just a coping mechanism. Standing up for yourself only brings more abuse. You shut down and submit just to survive. Being abused is physically and mentally exhausting, after all.

"Is this the same document I signed 3times before?" 🤣🤣 I was having a bad day today, so I tried to cool my head off of these clips. It worked!!

@TheCrunchbite

2 ай бұрын

I love how nonchalant and relaxed he is throughout the entire thing

I hope amber loses, she’s such a horrible person, the things she has done to Johnny is unacceptable

@kittiferrero

Жыл бұрын

She has already in our eyes

@jackplays6860

Жыл бұрын

She already lost it

@puurrrr

Жыл бұрын

Chris brown too but he still got his career. Forgotten and forgiven...

@Thi-Nguyen

Жыл бұрын

They can’t lose or win in a civil case. It will either be found in their favor or not in their favor. If the court grants in JD’s favor, then that means AH will have to pay and all that. In a sense it’s a “win” but it’s not how the court will present it. They can’t win or lose a civil case.

@anonymous3174

Жыл бұрын

She'll probably win. But she's finished professionally and publicly. She's basically the most hated woman in America.

“Is this the same document I signed three times before” KILLED ME.

@dbergerac9632

Жыл бұрын

I'd be like: "If you need to ask me this many times if I signed this, I think I should have doubts about having signed it."

@faraiprimrosechingwe9066

Жыл бұрын

Signing 3 x while still being cross examined LOL..it got me on the floor

@TheOneSoulMate_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he had so many great moments! 😂

@sheilaperkins1590

Жыл бұрын

So funny

@sebastianwendl603

Жыл бұрын

He looks smarter, sharper than I remember him. This trial seems to have brought his confidence back

I've loved the hell out of Johnny since childhood..over 30 years. I am sooo happy to see justice for him along with how he's gained so many new fans. Hollywood wasn't big on acknowledging him but he's always done awesome work and has been one fascinating human being. It's a shame he hasn't won near the amount of awards he deserves!

@keanuReeves2

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your continuous show of love, Care and support ❤️ How long have you been a fan of mine?

@dpn879

Жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for your on ending love I'd appreciate you

@user-cj4ir8cc2h

5 ай бұрын

I admire u as an actor and a person u have a big heart and try to be decent to everyone but there r times that it’s impossible so u then hold ur head up and walk away us fans love u for what u show us respect

@user-cj4ir8cc2h

5 ай бұрын

Ur the best And us fans appreciate everything u do u put ur all in ur work and it shows keep on impressing us with every piece of art that u put before us we all want more ❤️

@user-cj4ir8cc2h

5 ай бұрын

I appreciate u as we all do❤️

„So its Miss Heards fault that *this* *picture* was *taken* ?“ Well yeah 😂

The judge must be thinking that they only miss a tent for this circus going on. Probably asking herself when she became the host of a comedy show. 😂😂😂

@sookie.smooth

Жыл бұрын

She was clearly beside herself with the irritated witness vaping in his car. 🤡💨

@inquisitorbiden8522

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be considered a comedy show if the roles were reversed and it was a man abusing a woman, people like you are the reason male abuse victims are never taken seriously because shits like you think it's funny.

@juliettebarker9443

Жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!!!!

@karolieugene3617

Жыл бұрын

Qq

@karolieugene3617

Жыл бұрын

Qq

I love how he told Amber "You'll never see my eyes again" and he kept his word through the entire process, not looking at her at all

@Maroon-Web

Жыл бұрын

But what if He like- accidentally glances at Her?

@Kilen81

Жыл бұрын

@@Maroon-Web Then he surely ded in a week, i heard making eyecontact with the devil is unhealthy👹

@davidhott6395

Жыл бұрын

She had the nerve to say , he couldn't look at her because he's guilty. But....The world knows better !

@davidhott6395

Жыл бұрын

@@Maroon-Web He might go blind if that happened.

@pqtus4557

Жыл бұрын

She sure tried and taunted him. I have to say I am sicking of looking at her, I do not know how he stayed w/this woman for so many years. What a nightmare.

I just wanna give this man a big hug and tell him everything will be ok. We love you Johnny!

@johnnychristopherdepp147

Жыл бұрын

Am overwhelmed with the love and so much support I can't thank you enough, where are you watching from?

@random_Mark

Жыл бұрын

Oi , scammer. STOP.

To think people doubted the innocence of the comedic national treasure that is Johnny Depp. I'm sure glad I didn't. He's always known to be so pleasant in person, there's no way he could've been a physically abusive man even to Amber Turd. We love you, Johnny Depp 😂👍❤

i lost it at “I clearly was not participating in the festival of ice cream.” part XD "so its amber fault" "well she snapped the photo" XDDDD

@andreebesseau6995

Жыл бұрын

🍦🍦🍦🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍭🤪😝😛

@eddies6669

Жыл бұрын

Uses for ur throaght that not include injury.... sorry can you read that again? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 serious request🤭

@dandanger5637

Жыл бұрын

HEARSAY!

@AngelWingsYT

Жыл бұрын

@Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. ♪ honestly his sassy comment of festival of ice cream was better xD

@smart741

Жыл бұрын

@Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. ♪ 🤣🤣🤣

He has the skill of bringing people together....even in the most horrible of circumstances it seems

@hithereimhere4864

Жыл бұрын

weeb moment

@kasp709

Жыл бұрын

@@hithereimhere4864 what

@ethanware7992

Жыл бұрын

One piece 😎

@sidhant95640

Жыл бұрын

Well I guess amber is more skilled in it. She brought the entire ppl of earth together. Even if it's just against herself

@ramanand5187

Жыл бұрын

Power of captain Jack Sparrow

I was dying in the end when he asked Johnny about the document he signed 4 times 😂😂

@areeba5315

Жыл бұрын

@Johnny Depp I'm watching from Pakistan.🇵🇰💚

The way he just says everything so nice and respectfully but the situation itself is so funny, idk how this man isn't laughing 😂❤

He was desperate for help before this all came out. And clearly he's got his confidence over the situation now and it shows. Good on him 👏

@conan3123

Жыл бұрын

I agree. It's a shame that the damage has already been done to his career though. Disney made some really big decisions without even giving him a chance to defend himself and shed light on his side of the story and the truth in my opinion. I mean come on, Disney is going to write him off but they are going to continue to make money from him anyway. I really hope he gets some kind of justice.

@teller4610

Жыл бұрын

@@conan3123 Very true , but judging on how he conducts i wouldn't be surprised that at his age and the dramas he's had in his wild life I would like to think that he's reached a point in life that he can be satisfied going forward. This is a man that feels through life. Give him peace and he will take it if he knew how.

@pammckay6805

Жыл бұрын

What.revenge.you.mean

@ileanahernandez1709

Жыл бұрын

You could actually see him regaining his confidence as the trial continued and the evidence just kept coming in his favor. It was obvious she's a compulsive liar and just can't stop herself.

@sarahfullerton6894

7 ай бұрын

I think the best revenge would be for Johnny Depp to have a happy life, indifferent to the continued machinations of Amber Heard.

"My kids are far more intelligent than I am. They refuse to be around her" The summary of this relationship. 🤣

@knoxx1111

Жыл бұрын

😆 🤣

@shilohwehrmacht2947

Жыл бұрын

Summery?

@devil_in_the_cqmu

Жыл бұрын

@@shilohwehrmacht2947 yes , kids knows very well who is toxic and who isn't

Johnny Depp is effortlessly funny and charming. He was extremely likeable, relatable and credible on the stand. He dominated the courtroom.

Lol I love how snarky he was when the lawyer kept interrupting him. I'm sure the jury was as appaled watching that as we all are watching it on video.

“You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometime because you might learn something” -Johnny Depp. 👏🏼

@slyguythreeonetwonine3172

Жыл бұрын

Yea Goddamn.......I'm afraid I've been wrong about JD for almost 40 years.💀

@xanthus8699

Жыл бұрын

A statement which seemingly is backed up by all of Heard's testimony.

@peaceandlove7824

Жыл бұрын

I love it! He was right, she is always right, she never have made a mistake in her …. life!

@Nosanity763

Жыл бұрын

👑 Jonny dropped this

@jctell1014

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like wisdom... something she doesn't seem to be interested in at all.

I always admired Johnny’s acting, but it’s only through this trial that learned about his wisdom and intelligence. Having survived domestic abuse from his mother and a burden of fame, he came out as a great and kind human being

@nela3986

Жыл бұрын

Would he be that wise, he wouldn't have fallen for an obvious rat like her. Allegedly even cheated with her on his previous wife. So on that end, I have little compassion. You can't marry a twenty years younger self-centered and obnoxious woman and think she is marring you for your personality. Old men like to do that thinking their difficult character adds "spice" and because it makes them feel young again. It does, I suppose, for a while. Until they make you feel old. Very old. No one deserves what she did tho. She is a sociopath. Don't get what men see in her but a pretty face. All this makes think that she has a very difficult and tiresome personality.

@alvonsibarani3658

Жыл бұрын

Can't agree more ... JD character in POTC franchise movies really depict his own true inner self

@myriamham-four595

Жыл бұрын

👌👌👏👏👏👏

@truebluewonderful1139

Жыл бұрын

@@alvonsibarani3658I'm not an American and I'd like to know what POTC franchise movies are?

@hoseok.s_gurl

Жыл бұрын

@@truebluewonderful1139 pirate of the carrebian. The one with Jack Sparrow (which is character that was played by Johnny Depp)

She and her little witty minded lawyers are just HILARIOUS

My favorite part was the “mega pint 🍺 “. 😂

Even in such a strange and terrible situation for him he smiles and laughs. It warms my heart that he’s rising above this.

@belladream1393

Жыл бұрын

It’s called being healed and after what he went through, he surely deserves it!

@2Theonemmm

Жыл бұрын

I know, he’s too good and entertaining, Rottenborn was very rude

@Jansellopez04

Жыл бұрын

Good thing he won

@rasras8188

Жыл бұрын

I was the 666th like

@sliceserve234

Жыл бұрын

It really does show an incredible level of intelligence, and I think you will find that with most legendary actors the intelligence level is extremely high, there is a reason legendary actors became legendary actors

"This is a document you signed...?" "Yes, I signed it" "That's your signature on the document?" "...Yes it is" "And YOU signed this document?" "For the third time, yes, I signed this document" "Take a look at the document..." "...is that the document I signed 3 times before?" 😂😂😂👌

@isai3k

Жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kayofficial3927

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@OblivionPrime

Жыл бұрын

*don't waste the court's time* seriously this guy needs to lose his job lol

@debbieclifford3693

Жыл бұрын

If those ?s aren't wasting the courts time. I don't know what is.

@melodienaber3238

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😇💕

The charm, the charisma. So kind, genuine, gentle, generous, witty, and funny.

Just love his witty, sarcastic responses. He is way more clever than any of the defendant's attorneys!

@goldenphoenix628

Жыл бұрын

He woul've been a badass lawyer nowadays! :D

@AfterDARK.Records

Жыл бұрын

🤮

@al-rc5ry

Жыл бұрын

@Bella damn it Bella!

@gozdeidil6991

Жыл бұрын

true gemini man

@Brayden-zl9rz

Жыл бұрын

Yea and Amber tried to do the same thing but it didn't work for her lol

"You cannot always be right, you should try being wrong sometimes, because you might LEARN SOMETHING" - Jonny Depp Nice quote. I learnt something from you sir

@aishvlogs3932

Жыл бұрын

I was searching for this ..great one

@sameysmith6156

Жыл бұрын

@ronza 3 i am gonna report ur shit for Spamming

@fellal2209

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@senisajayleen7049

Жыл бұрын

I, as well! 👍👍💯

@chloechen4473

Жыл бұрын

highlight it!💡

“I’m sorry I was talking is that alright?” 3:36

@TheCrunchbite

2 ай бұрын

As long as you’re happy, sir

"So its heards fault the picture was taken?" bruh she took the effing picture XD

Johnny.. just bein' himself. 🤣🤣❤️ His powers of restraint are on a level I will never reach. I'm SO glad he fought for the cameras to be in there. He KNEW that once everyone caught her act, the whole dynamic would change, and it was the ONLY way.

@BioLogicalNerd

Жыл бұрын

Imagine he didn't and this whole palaver would have gone unexamined by everybody else- we get to see the shitshow and it's wonderous- the best thing he did do combat that wench too !

@7EverLastingLove7

Жыл бұрын

Yes. He's so gorgeous!!! Smart, very smart.

@spanglebeltsparkle9682

Жыл бұрын

@Donna The court of public opinion... The most ruthless court in the world. Where slingning mud sticks and the stones carry switch blades. X 😉😘😄 Hope you are having a boss day. Xx Love from Liverpool UK ❣🇬🇧🇮🇪 Slava Ukraini ❣✊🇺🇦

@sookie.smooth

Жыл бұрын

@ Spanglebelt Sparkle Hello Liverpool 🇬🇧 🇮🇹 from Boston MA 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 What a nice comment. We’re all here together learning what a great man Johnny is. It’s so nice to join with people over a good cause. The last few years have been so awful with people suffering and others strikingly rude. I also especially appreciate your remembering the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦 too. ✌️🥰🌸

@cinajpn4098

Жыл бұрын

2, , That outfit drives me aMANDAHOt.Uno nuts on you and you have that curvy body, you did a good job modelingi it too. Also like the last outfit 20:22 Love how the garter belts connect to the stockings and shear top

I like the fact that Heard's lawyer asked the same question not just twice, but 4 times and JD was just "Yes, for the fourth time, yes."

@Luwangli

Жыл бұрын

Johnny in lowkey voice: "Is that the same one I signed three times before? " 🤣😂

@babyyank909

Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard at this point 😂

@mamthassmartmoms7456

Жыл бұрын

His smile at that point was .. priceless

@jctell1014

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad the judge just let him talk. Whit and sarcasm on full display.

@juanchololgamex8653

Жыл бұрын

shouldn't an "objection, asked and answered" be allowed?

i think my favorite part is that amber is trying so hard to look sad. (and failing i think) while johnny is just laughing the whole time

Even the judge laughed Johnny was just too good.

You know you're doomed in court if you're telling the judge that your dog stepped on a bee 😭😭😭 Edit: Mom! I'm famous!

@marissamallard1816

Жыл бұрын

Right cause I'm like what the hell her dog stepping on a bee have to do with any of this🤦🏿‍♀️🤣

@thepanthion

Жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. People can still flip it

@KuroSlick

Жыл бұрын

Tiny dog, Godzilla sized turd on the bed 🤣🤣

@nydive3026

Жыл бұрын

😐😑😶😅🤣🤣🤣

@sariahlace5944

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😁😁

Amber: *takes this too seriously* Johnny: *I can’t take this seriously* He’s always saying something funny or laughing about other silly things here and there. That’s why I have respect for him.

@CyanSpyder

Жыл бұрын

Johnny is an introvert at heart. He hides behind over-the-top characters in his acting, and, like many introverts, behind humour in day-to-day life.

@Toni_Be

Жыл бұрын

simple its easy to have a laugh knowing youre right and telling the truth its not so easy when youre trying to protray yourself as a victim while crying to the jury about your dog stepping on a bee

@8she8

Жыл бұрын

How in the world can this woman be married to him and be miserable the whole time?

@Toni_Be

Жыл бұрын

@@8she8 simple she doesnt love him and married him for his money doesnt realize that what he brings is way better than any money he brings joy and just happiness to everyone that sees him but no she cheats like 30 times on him bc she is a fucking monster

@shanghunter7697

Жыл бұрын

@@8she8 Since you asked, i'll assist. It's because she has always been miserable and she doesn't know how to truly love another person. First, one has to truly learn to love and respect themselves BEFORE they can ever truly love someone else. Like millions of other women just like her, they WILL always be miserable until they take their last breath !! Truth, it matters !

Amber and her team don’t seem to care that the entire courtroom is laughing at them 😅

I got an add that said “dry eye symptoms driving you crazy?” Right before 00:17😂

“When you took 5 minutes to look for a document” - Most savage reply by Johnny till Now🤣🤣

@herovyfacegaming9380

Жыл бұрын

Video effects prove it, actually)

In some ways I relate to him. He has that whole, “Do no harm, but take no shit” kind of spirit that I fully encompass myself. Johnny Depp is an absolute icon and must be protected at all costs.

@nicoleclavel3876

Жыл бұрын

Same! I love him so much 😅 he’s a gemini sun leo rising and I’m a leo sun gemini rising so I definitely relate to him a lot 😂

@annangela3998

Жыл бұрын

I agree 100 percent

@bubble8829

Жыл бұрын

That's a great way of putting his attitude.

@mamthassmartmoms7456

Жыл бұрын

JD took shit from turd for too long before breaking free of her....he should have left her at the first mishap..he gave her too many chances, 7 million dollars settlement and still she wouldn't go away...

@randothecrambo7842

Жыл бұрын

He did no harm but got shit pun intended

"I understand when you take 5 minutes to look for a document" damn he's fire🔥😂

"as a fifty year old man" i still cannot see him being 50, his character, his kindness, his soul is so youthful

As the saying goes, “Never assume loud is strong, and quiet is weak.” I think JD proved this quote to be true. Rottenborn’s questioning and rudeness also proves this quote to be true.

@bogdanlevi7483

Жыл бұрын

Was he born rotten? Is his surname a guarantee he'd make a good (lying) lawyer

@raizinmcnaught

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely “Loose lips sink ships”

@jebediah4780

Жыл бұрын

It has always been the case that the loudest are the weakest, those who have no need to speak or prove anything stay quiet.

@godzillamanstreb524

Жыл бұрын

The loudest person in the room is the most insecure

i will NEVER get over Mr rottenborn saying “my throat is yours” to johnny depp 😭😭😭😭

@snek9008

Жыл бұрын

I cringed so hard that my stomach squeezed 😭

@FulltimeDuddooScene

Жыл бұрын

​@@snek9008 totally get it, when I cringe hard, my eyes shut real hard and my asshole squeezes real tight...

@drazi3356

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when he made them repeat it. im dying

@Reese493

Жыл бұрын

@@drazi3356 me too!!! Like wtf is wrong with that guy?😂😂😂 there was comment under a short abt this that said Rottenborn and his wife's foreplay is reading depositions 🤣🤣🤣

@charfree6888

Жыл бұрын

@@Reese493 Rottenborn: Is it not? Wife:Yes, it is. Rottenborn: 😩

The "dog on a bee" will never Not be iconic. 😂

Truly a being above normal humans. His calmness and demeanor says it everything

I randomly think about him saying “I clearly was not participating in the festival of ice cream.” And just bust up laughing 😂

@fruitgum9619

Жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorite lines 😂

@nela3986

Жыл бұрын

I am not familiar with that festival. What is it about? I mean ice cream, sure. But it seems like they are hinting something...

@FulltimeDuddooScene

Жыл бұрын

Gemini wit and humour with a shade of sarcasm while logically and rationally countering the lawyer that a guy in his 50's worked a 17 hours day shift fell asleep ...plus hand was in his pocket with no interest in the ice cream... he totally DESTROYED that lawyer without much effort ... and in a creative way...

@FulltimeDuddooScene

Жыл бұрын

​@@nela3986 he used sarcasm to demean the lawyer. Lawyer was trying to imply that johnny was a drunken fool/drug junkie to deceive the jury into believing that Johnny was the abuser...

@nela3986

Жыл бұрын

@@FulltimeDuddooScene dude, thanks, but that was not what I asked... What was that about him having his hands in the pocket so he wasn't participating in the festival? Sure, sarcasm, but besides that it has some meaning.

I loved it when he stopped and said oh wait. That’s hearsay. Lawyer say oh he got it and Depp responds with “I’m learning”. 😂😂😂😂😂

@agustinmex6986

Жыл бұрын

There it is. Was looking for this comment.

@yeahyeahyeah5089

Жыл бұрын

Probly when he retire from acting he'll become a lawyer

@riczen6652

Жыл бұрын

Truth is: his testimony is FILLED with golden lines like that.

@priyashirname123

Жыл бұрын

Whats hearsay by the way

@iamdice3389

Жыл бұрын

@@priyashirname123 An out of court statement by a witness, offered to establish the veracity of whatever it asserts. One of the cardinal rules of evidence, is that a witness can testify only to what he/she has witnessed himself/herself (with some exceptions), so, A testifying that B told me that he/she saw Jhonny Depp at XYZ location, will constitute hearsay and will not be admissible as evidence of A seeing Jhonny Depp at XYZ location.

It's difficult to be calm in this situation, but he managed it.

The fact he has a great sense of humor even in serious situations kills me-

Johnny learning how to handle her lawyers bullshits and knowing their tricks is absolutely gold

The “So it’s Miss Heard’s fault…that the picture was taken?” Question still hasn’t gotten old. Mr. Rottenborn doesn’t seem to know how to think of questions/responses to unanticipated witness responses on the fly.

@stephaniepruittpotter9052

Жыл бұрын

He sucks. Most of us could argue this case & do a much better job of it!

@Link10103

Жыл бұрын

Same with the dinosaur bitch when she was questioning Dr. Currie. She had said Amber's sister i think showed signs of whatever but followed it up with she wasn't the one being evaluated so it's irrelevant. Immediate question from the lawyer was "Oh?, so you're an expert on her now?" Apparently life goal should just be to become a lawyer. Get paid to be stupid sounds ideal.

@VogtTD

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that's typically how taking pictures works. lol. The one with the camera is at "fault". What does the photo prove anyway? There/s no way to know from a photo if he is passed out from drugs or just sleeping. All their evidence is bullshit. Even if he was fucked up, that doesn't prove abuse.

@caseybettis695

Жыл бұрын

AMBER’S LAWYERS ASK DUMB QUESTIONS. AMBER TOOK THE PICTURE, SO YES ! IT WAS HER FAULT.

@_Silvermoonalpha

Жыл бұрын

The irony, Rottenborn...

I love how the one person who keeps bringing up wasting the courts time is the only one that's actually wasting the courts time

Depp is the solid snake of the courtroom

@annekerotterdam7499

7 ай бұрын

Yep. He's a malignant narcissist.

“Lazily written” is an understatement. They made Jack into a complete idiot when the best part of the other movies was wondering if he was a genius or just a very lucky idiot. But it always leaned more to genius. I was disappointed with the last movie, I can’t even imagine how Johnny must have felt.

@cosmicvoidtree

Жыл бұрын

If he was rewriting some of it, then I’m afraid of what would have happened had he not interfered

@nutshooter12

Жыл бұрын

i would like to quote a certain line... Ahem.... "You're Mad!" "Thank goodness for that because if i wasnt this would probably never work"

@hashtagrex

Жыл бұрын

i deeply enjoyed the last movie personally, and i thought it was precisely because it brought back that question but flipped on its head: is he an idiot or just incredibly unlucky? it really solidified that Jack hit rock bottom, and that he's got nothing left because everything he tries goes to crap. It certainly wasn't as good as the first three, but to me it brought back the spirit, with jack trying to be selfish but being unable to help being selfless

@bastienmayor6932

Жыл бұрын

@@hashtagrex I personally enjoyed the last movie, but it also presented so many gaps that I kinda love-hate it at this point. Just off the top of my head is the Compass, which in the 2nd movie is addressed as Tia Dalma selling it to Jack as oppossed to Jack getting it from his previous captain. Secondly is in the post credits we see Davy Jones reapear. We could argue that since Calypso is now released back into her godly form, she used her divinity to bring him back. Fair enough. Why then was he still a octopus man? All curses are supposedly lifted so he should no longer be a sea creature unless that were to be a trade off for being brought back by Colypso. Something that can't really be addressed unless the next movie shines a light on it.

@namratasharma3230

Жыл бұрын

Gore Verbinski trilogy was great after that they got progressively worse

Even the judge is giving up at this point XD

@Dravianpn02

Жыл бұрын

@mona e spam

@nightfallzyt

Жыл бұрын

@mona e Fatherless Kid

The fact he was so calm and making me smile😂😂😂

@laurenhill1624

7 ай бұрын

Canada 🇨🇦

@laurenhill1624

7 ай бұрын

No lmao

Her lawyer is literally called Mr Rottenborne 😂

"You should try being wrong sometime, you might learn something." Johnny Deep Such wise words! 🌟😌

@genxx2724

Жыл бұрын

Most people’s egos force them to stubbornly defend their incorrect position instead of learning.

@vasco3422

Жыл бұрын

@@genxx2724 Fax

@JohnnyDeppIsRacist

Жыл бұрын

Big doings on my 'Amber Heard Playlist!!' you should look it over

In the beginning when he stops to talk to you like an npc “I’ve seen you somewhere before…” 😂 justice for Johnny man

@nyaradzochivandire5758

Жыл бұрын

That part took me out! 😂

@ZenGokify

Жыл бұрын

should be a classic in upcoming games like Skyrim now. NPC's called Jack Sparrow :D

@updownstate

Жыл бұрын

What is npc?

@caitlind7835

Жыл бұрын

One time he said to that camera man “it’s you again” and waved and it was pretty funny

@puurrrr

Жыл бұрын

Gta 5 new unlocked npc 🔓

4:00 she’s really trying to make sure the cameras don’t see her. & I’m sure she’s telling Franco to do the same. “After you cut your finger off” 😳🤯😳🤯 oh the way lawyers spin their words. “Thats my job” saying that about the boots coming off is just so creepy.

He’s just coolest dude ever. He’s very good at maintaining his composure through this ridiculous fiasco. Hard to believe he would be branded as an “abuser”.

@Akhilendra923

Жыл бұрын

I hope he won't be labelled as abuser🤞and the truth prevails

@bk5for4

Жыл бұрын

@@amazingoutours3476 ill have what youre having

@vinyl8635

Жыл бұрын

Mr Depp is wrong and you will know why

@nicholasng9814

Жыл бұрын

He seems to be an egocentric so im not surprised that he is labelled an abuser. He just happens to have the backing of the mass because we all love depp as an actor. Not to mention that him being a better actor should make him more distrustful than heard yet everyone seems to subscribe to the idea that being funny in a serious court case is the way to go... Eitger you guys are kids or never matured up

@creler4116

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholasng9814 Have you seen Johnny in public? He's probably the farthest person from being egocentric. During the trial everyone chooses how they want to cope with it and Johnny chose his way of doing it, which is humor and sweetness. I guess you're just a stupid person or a Karen who just likes to ruin other's choice of having a great time no matter where you are. Your comment shows that you have no idea what having a good time is or what maturity means.

Everyone is going to want to pick him up for A-List movies after this trial. This trial has caused the public to fall in love with him again, or more.

@moongoddess8568

Жыл бұрын

We can hope. In my opinion, he’s already established what he said out to do and that is to clear his name. What I would absolutely disdain is her walking away with his hundred million dollars.

@Apollo-th2xb

Жыл бұрын

@@moongoddess8568 she wont win it, defamation only works when it's a false statement. Let's just say Bill Gates never raped someone and someone comes out and says he did causing his stocks to drop 40%., that's defamation. Now let's say he did rape someone and they could prove it, your allowed to put his reputation in the dirt and step all over it with that information legally.

@moongoddess8568

Жыл бұрын

@@celestirr do you know where that stands at this point? Thanks.

@Zeroh3dge

Жыл бұрын

Every major studios after the trial: Yo, JD, do I have this movie for you! JD: yes yes, lez do it, but not you. You can go go ur merry way. Disney: crap, he saw me

@DaRedeyeJedi808

Жыл бұрын

All the Productions who let him go don't Deserve Him

Johnny Depp is a treasure

This trial was the world most entertainment trial ever, this should be made into a movie, litterly XD

"You signed this document, right?" "yes" "So that is your signature, yes?" "yes" "And you signed this signature with *YOUR* signature, right?" "yes" "Alright, so you signed this signature on this document that has *YOUR* signature on it and it is *IN FACT YOUR* signature, right?" ". . . yes"

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

I swear they’re trying to goad a reaction out of him

@juliankanzuki2013

Жыл бұрын

good thing that lawyer dosen't want to waste anyones time, right?

@spiderbrine8877

Жыл бұрын

The only thing I don’t understand is why there isn’t more objections on Johnny’s lawyer’s part-I’m not too familiar with how testimonials function- but it seems like there’s a lot to object to like: case and point ^ I believe that would be ‘asked and answered’

@amythomas3745

Жыл бұрын

@@spiderbrine8877 They aren't objecting because her lawyers and herself for that matter do so much to damage their own case, they're better off letting them continue to do so.

@RyoMassaki

Жыл бұрын

@@amythomas3745 Right. Never interrupt your enemy if he/she is doing something stupid and/or wrong, rather encourage them to keep doing it. -Sun Tzu, probably

The fact even his children don’t wanna be around her tells you a lot

Rottenborn literally laughs with Johnny Depp

Her lawyer sure wants to influence the court by repeating that Depp is ‘wasting time’😂😂😂

It’s extremely rare that the internet unanimously agrees on anything. I love how we all came together to speak out against Amber Heard and all of her lies.

@helenarichard

Жыл бұрын

Yes i think that's why her lawyers suck so much. She must have asked so many top lawyers to defend her and they probably all declined politefully as to not burn their hands on this mess. And so she ended up with the craigslist lawyers. Their website is not even good.

@paula7630

Жыл бұрын

oh honey thats your internet only. in real world people know depp is a little shit wife abuser

@Thurstoner

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnychristopherdepp147 Dude, stop. So not cool.

@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnychristopherdepp147 he's watching this from your mothers bed

@smackyay

Жыл бұрын

No we aint I'm still TEAM AMBER ALL THE WAY MF