"We skipped a letter to make sure kids knew they were failures"😂

@JJ-zm3ne

6 жыл бұрын

Tacoboutit I died 😂😂

@lornatamsett5131

5 жыл бұрын

Just0.0Jess 😙😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍💕💕💕😎🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😴😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴🙈🙈😃

@BELLA-mf6hb

5 жыл бұрын

Homeschooled and got an F with an exclamation point. 😂😂

@dutchmango4604

5 жыл бұрын

@@BELLA-mf6hb lol

@stephenb.asamoah7037

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I love it when he laughs at his own jokes.

@kaitlynnkennedy9403

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@hcrawford79

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss!

@daviddo658

3 жыл бұрын

Way better than when Jimmy Fallon does it.

@victoriaboyko4088

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

you need your own netflix special im dying of laughter

@kaytal013

7 жыл бұрын

Carolyn Rubido Yassss

@victoriagt8629

7 жыл бұрын

Yesssss!!!!!

@peterbenson8367

6 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@dan_barnsley

6 жыл бұрын

Carolyn Rubido I

@AlexE5250

6 жыл бұрын

Netflix would never give him one. He’s Christian and conservative

"tried to get the neighborhood fat kid to jump off the roof and bounce us into to neighbor's pool" i never laughed so hard in my life😂😂😂😂

@collegesportsnetwork9564

7 жыл бұрын

its not funny to make fun of obese people

@aliciamarie2414

5 жыл бұрын

@@collegesportsnetwork9564 I really hope you're joking.

@andrealmoseley6575

5 жыл бұрын

I am literally ROTFL

@dylanrivera6367

4 жыл бұрын

College Sports Network it’s fucking hilarious

@xpertwolf17

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I've done this

red pens banned? i can write F in purple, green, sparkle blue... take your pick!

@riverogue13

6 жыл бұрын

Lori Larson hahaha

@Hewwo333

6 жыл бұрын

Noooo 😭😭😂😂😂 I'm dead

@MrsSanctified84

6 жыл бұрын

Lori Larson hahaaaaaahaha!!!! As a teacher, i completely agree with you!!!

@maggielawson268

6 жыл бұрын

I know I'm a year late but do you have sparkly orange id like that one

@sillygoose1627

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe kids wouldn't fail all the time if highschool didnt have a combined amount of 7 hours a night of homework. College classes were so much easier because we had a schedule and less time in class. So when we had 3 or 4 hours a day of homework less than what we had in high school it's a blessing.

"And you wonder why we have grown men walking around in skinny jeans". Yes!!! 🤣👍

@andrealmoseley6575

5 жыл бұрын

I actually wondered why

@Lin_Z1989

4 жыл бұрын

And you KNOW there was one in the audience when he said that 😳😂

@Anonymous-km5pj

2 жыл бұрын

this world embarrasses me....

@suffering-asthmatic-tifosi

2 жыл бұрын

i was shocked, my mom says he is only funny and Christian because he's always on the edge, well serves her point

I can sadly attest to his reference to not grading children's work with a red pen. I'll never forget the first time I was told that. In my opinion red pens get the point across and are easier to see. Kids also need to be able to develop a thick skin to survive in the world, which isn't going to happen if they aren't allowed to make and pay for mistakes.

@panikdattheprom4812

6 жыл бұрын

Denini Williams orange is the first color the eye catches, red is the second. Not sure if this is true but it’s what my Trap coach told me. Use orange ink and find the loopholes

@riverogue13

6 жыл бұрын

They still use pink pens and orange pens...?

@rachelc3535

6 жыл бұрын

I had a teacher switch from red pen to green pen for grading back in the late 90's because she thought it was less harsh and would help us perform better. I am a perfectly well rounded adult who can handle stress and failure.

@CareFreeCommuting

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus paid for your mistakes and the mistakes of children, don’t worry.

@Abi-gs8lh

6 жыл бұрын

This teacher who doesn’t even really believe in grades and grades in green pen has the highest AP scores in our state and was my favorite teacher of all time. I don’t think it’s the color of the ink that makes the difference but the quality of the teacher

" 'God's just really testing me.' 'No that's gravity....' "

That's not God testing you, that's gravity! LOL :D

My husband (graduated in '86) got and F+ once??? We are still laughing at that one. In red of course!

@LadySpeaks

6 жыл бұрын

Andrea Moseley hey at least it wasn't an F-

@robdog4062

4 жыл бұрын

The grading scale now is F D- D D+ C- C C+ B- B B+ A- A. No F- F+ nor A+

@milkshake2659

3 жыл бұрын

@@robdog4062 many for our school, at mine we still have A+, I don’t know about F+ though

@blvrryvhs

3 жыл бұрын

@@robdog4062 for me it’s just numbers

Jesus ain't taking that wheel😂😂😂

@SonofaGun310

6 жыл бұрын

Skyler Reid it was good and full of culture loved it

@DarkenAngel8

5 жыл бұрын

That's my bumper sticker 😂😂

@TaylorKnightCosplay

4 жыл бұрын

Problem is Jesus can’t drive

@williamwilson836

3 жыл бұрын

He's taking your bike in the 6th grade

Isn't this commentary more on parents and the people who put the rules in place. Kids love to keep score and jump of diving boards.

@CareFreeCommuting

6 жыл бұрын

Cole Haaf yes, but that isn’t funny so won’t make money and doesn’t blame the victims, you know, the two things organize religion is about money and blaming the victims.

@Shakiahjprod

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed til ur last part. Damn dude u were on a roll

@stephanieleegarrett8895

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it is.

@clexa-the1002

4 жыл бұрын

lol same with the red pens and participation trophies like what? everyone knows they're bs 😂

One like= One signed petition for his own Netflix TV show!!😂

Comedians know how to verbalize what we've already visualized as ridiculous and that's why we burst out laughing.

We used to pull our trampoline under a tree and jump off the limbs onto the trampoline, and wet the trampoline and see who'd go sliding the farthest 😂

@victoriagt8629

7 жыл бұрын

That sounds fun

@PaulIsbell

6 жыл бұрын

Cathi Beeson sounds like my childhood

@randomfangirlqueen

6 жыл бұрын

Ray and B It _was_ fun (this is Cathi Beeson on her other channel) 😊

@jennymizell1696

5 жыл бұрын

Lisa Fuller trampoline over to the pool and jump from the tree to the trampoline into the pool so we're all still alive

@TheLaydib21

5 жыл бұрын

I totally remember wetting the trampoline....was super fun!!! Enjoyed playing crack the egg on it too...not literally an egg but we would sit Indian style and held our feet tight and people would jump and if we cracked, then that was it...boy was that fun though!!

everything was so true, we honestly need to get rid of participation trophies

@mgn3618

6 жыл бұрын

Veni Vidi Amavi should that also apply for the people running marathons?

@rachelc3535

6 жыл бұрын

Kids don't give two craps about those things, it's the parents who want them. The same parents who get a medal for coming in 237th place in the 10K.

@danisnotonfireiswear1346

6 жыл бұрын

This is so true though, I remember back in 5th grade we had a science fair and everybody at the end of the day got a participation ribbon and it honestly felt like a slap to the face after all my hard work cause the people who got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th place all obviously had their parents make their projects.

@SonofaGun310

6 жыл бұрын

I never heard of that what ? I don't have kids I'm actually happy

@thinbulb8832

6 жыл бұрын

Tbh participation slips make you feel worse

When I was in high school, you needed to make a 95% or higher to get an A. Two years after I graduated they changed to 90% and above for an A...

@braydenkoons3117

4 жыл бұрын

I still have to get a 95

@carterbaumgartner1253

3 жыл бұрын

its an 85 for honors classes now

@PsycheVFX

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf? All my classes are honors and I still need to make 90%

@ashlinday4469

3 жыл бұрын

Is that like a five point grading scale... what is a B

@Monochromicornicopia

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashlinday4469 It was a 10 point scale for every grade except A

If we tell kids that they are already a winner along with everyone else, when they grow up they won’t try because they always expect to win.

even jesus ain’t taking that wheel😂😂😂😍

I love this guy he literally sounds Ned Flanders 😂

"Jesus might not take the wheel, but Jesús might take your wheel and rims " - LOL I lost it

@leesteal4458

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bluestories7816

3 жыл бұрын

Jesús would definitely do that

@MyName123.

2 жыл бұрын

racist

@chasehim3761

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyName123. Very. This is Christian.

@Celestiethebestie

Жыл бұрын

Super racist man, he isn’t funny either

I saw him at winter jam and I looked away for like 5 seconds and all of the sudden lion king music started and I literally jumped it scared me but he was hilarious 😂😂😂

@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@georgiannamarlow8719

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

"I saw two kids bouncing on s trampoline with helmets on" Literally my mom

*WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS*

@richelleeasley6492

5 жыл бұрын

Because it's not funny.

@zeenasworld

5 жыл бұрын

@@richelleeasley6492 no u

@richelleeasley6492

3 жыл бұрын

@@maddawg_ erhm. Sure. I guess liking Bill Burr or Dave Chappell, Tom Segura or George Carlin has made me immune to what true comedy must look like. Because imo, this isn't it.

@aprillsloof8542

3 жыл бұрын

1.4 million

I love that you laugh at your own jokes.

It's called humor. He is joking. Oy.

@SonofaGun310

6 жыл бұрын

fancimcguffin it would have been funny if you said Jesus at the end

It's the best when he laughs at his own jokes. 🤣 it makes it 100X funnier.

"I've been waiting a year to tell that joke!" LOL

At a school I work at we used ‘Think Pink’ and use pink highlighter to show kids the sections that they need to double check....Then they got rid of ‘Think Pink’ and use only green pens to give kids multiple choice options on how to correct sections of their work.

Our old trampoline had no nets, springs popped off at random times, and most likely 1/8th of the whole thing had no springs so it was like a slide.

My mom is dying over here! Lol 🤣🤣

Ohhhhhh.... you are seriously killin this!!! I grew up.. no seatbelts even in the backseat of my parents car... and helmets on trampolines.. helmets at all... oh.. how did you learn to swim???? If you were like me.. a family member threw me off the dock up north at the lake!! Same as riding bike... top of hill.. little push... peddle or.... Fall!!!!

SKIPPED A LETTER ! Thank you greatest generation!

I was jumping on my trampoline and did a front flip off of it and dislocated my toe.. and got back on started jumping and felt my foot pop... boom dislocation fixed!

0:58 We still use that grading system! XD

His laugh gives me life

I heard “We don’t keep score. All these kids are wheeners”

I've never agreed more! 💯💯💯💯

@riverogue13

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Parker hey put that red pen down

When I was in kindergarten I was in a Christian basketball league (which I'm still in, I'm in sixth grade) we "didn't keep score." My coach always kept score and told us. If we lost he told us we lost and what we needed to work on.

Gotta start weeding these kids out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oof

So glad this popped up tonight, needed a laugh! When I was a kid my parents had a trampoline for us in the backyard that had a hole in the middle of it, not a big hole, but enough for a foot to go through if you weren’t watching. One day my friend and I were jumping around, at the same time, which shows are brilliant young minds at work, we hit each other, she went through the hole, and I flew off. I broke my collarbone in half, and got in trouble for not paying attention and having to miss softball to go to the hospital! Kids today are ridiculous, and often entitled. My teacher friend had a 13 yr old tell her that if she didn’t give the chips back she took from him because he wasn’t supposed to be eating in class that he’d have her fired. The parents actually took the kid’s side! We give every kid a trophy and wonder why they flip when they fail at something when they are older. Love your comedy, I sound like an old crank for 36 lol!

My son called the red pencil the "Condemning Pencil" and he was homeschooled. During the Obama years I had to give them a promissory note for their 100% test scores, I couldn't afford all the yellow stars.

Yes John Crist you make my whole family laugh. Like honestly hilarious everything

So he can play 4 the Rams! Yessssss!!

i’m 16 rn but when was younger I had a trampoline at my house and me and my older brother would move it under the tree in the yard and he tied a rope to the tree and we would jump from the tree, no net around the trampoline. miss those times. even when it wasn’t under the tree we would fall off the trampoline and then laugh it off

@danamichelle1290

Жыл бұрын

We used to sneak over to the neighbor's (only had his kids weekends) and would rollerskate on it. Pretty sure that would require papers drawn up by a lawyer now, over 30 years later. Lol.

I love you and tim hawkins!!!!!!!

Your hilarious keep rocking Brother👍Love your jokes and yr videos

He has a show with Tim Hawkins?! They're both so great.

Great job. I love this guy.

Wow!!! The color red... i remember when a lady told me not to decorate my daughters nursery because red makes babies ANGRY!!! Lol... oh my!!!

Great routine- thanks John!

In my school district we skip two letters. A B C FAIL

Hilarious -you’ve hit the nail on the head.

a few kids taught themselves gymnastics on our trampoline. it was awesome

I love this video!!😄

2:45 meanwhile in 2021 we see that he owns skinny jeans in his video what to wear to church 🤣🤣

My school district had a tougher grading scale than the rest of the county. An A was only 95 and up

Annnnd you rocked some skinny jeans tonight. 😂

We need more of this in 2020

U really should be on agt and I’ll definitely vote for you bc u a so hilarious and I love ur Christian Comedy

Oldie but goodie!

Haha this is awesome👏

That Rams joke omfg 🤣

He is too funny!!!

hey 2018 here, the rams r pretty damn good lol. not so much in 2015 tho

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and gasping for air !

Netting around a trampoline didn't stop me from landing badly and breaking my ankle lmao 😂

This dude is classic!

Although I'm late finding you I'm so glad I did. I never knew about the red pen thing until now! No wonder I bypassed all the low scores and correction notes on my sons work until he was old enough to realize how much his grades matter. I swear I thought the check marks were just to confirm he did the work cause the color ink is black or blue. Red means "red flag your kid is failing!"

Me, a kid these days: *laughter*

Hilarious!

I like John as well as Tim Hawkins

I'm dead...I'm just dead that was so funny!!!!!

Haha, I broke my ankle on a trampoline. I walked home thinking it was just a sprain. I couldn't stand the next day. Mom was all mad that I didn't tell her what happened the night before. Instead of going to work, she had to take me to the ER who confirmed the break.

Funny how the Rams actually made it to the Super Bowl...and failed to beat the Patriots.

Hahahahahahah this guy is sooooooo funny

It’s funny, cause in my school district, it goes A, B, C...F!!! We’ve skipped TWO NOW

It 2am and I have school but this is more important 😔👌

Wow, dying laughing!

I love you John you're real and I love trampolines :-P

I played on a trampoline with holes in it and springs everywhere XD

Lol! We jumped off the roof onto the trampoline to land on mattresses we laid on the ground! Lol sweet, sweet concussion-I mean memories 😂

You need your own tv series

Someone beat me to the apostrophe burn. Dang! John, as your former teacher, I give you a F with an ! for bad grammar. Fix it, dude.

@monroe8458

7 жыл бұрын

w8 no joke, u his teacher?

@ironskilit

7 жыл бұрын

singactteach I give you an F for not spelling out exclamation point. Lol. Jk jk

@Loraney7585

5 жыл бұрын

singactteach he was homeschooled

I'm literally weak omgosh

this was hilarious

When I was younger I would get my siblings and some friends and put soap on the trampoline and spray water all over it. Probably wasn’t a good idea seeing as the soap got in everyone’s eyes but we just kept sliding😂

@forestnymphconfessions3596

5 жыл бұрын

OH YEAH!! Dish detergent was the best! Lol

Too funny!

😂 I think that you need to do a Chruch show a some point!!!!

Watching the day after the Superbowl were the rams lost! Hahaha

And now the Rams are in the Super Bowl. 🤣

This is funnier in light of the most recent Super Bowl w rams vs patriots... LOL

When are you coming back to St Louis!?

LAWD. Who is this person. I haven’t laughed this hard in mucho long

Good times

Lol tellin it like it is!

The best

My siblings and I throw the hose on the trampoline and then see who can do the most flips in a row while being sprayed without sliding on the wet surface! So much fun! 😄😄

Golden😂😂😂😂

I once got my nose stuck between the trampoline springs when I got double bounced. Life has been great