"The Bible is smarter than mankind!" Bible: Bats are birds.

@zoggdawg8141

Жыл бұрын

Bible: talking animals.

@Danny451

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@canbest7668

Жыл бұрын

@@Danny451 Smallest seed is mustard

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

Bible: God created light before stars Me: wait a minute 🤔

@Julian0101

Жыл бұрын

There were plants before the sun

There's no hate like Christian love.

@MrCanis4

Жыл бұрын

Their god so full of love and that's why they love 'hate' so much

@az8theist977

Жыл бұрын

That's my new bumper sticker. Well done!

@revwillyg6450

Жыл бұрын

He loves you, so love him back, or he'll burn you in a fire forever. Makes sense, right?😂

@TheMusicalStylingsofBrentBunn

Жыл бұрын

​@@acefighter682 I don't remember saying these things. If I may ask, why do you feel this way?

@polarfroge

Жыл бұрын

Or.....is there no love like christian hate? Semantics, eh?

John is a perfect representative of Christianity

@Brammy007a

Жыл бұрын

yea.... absolutely pathetic

@dannyspitzer1267

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Pure delusion

@claudiasolomon1123

Жыл бұрын

@@dannyspitzer1267 oooo I remember you. You are one of our most famous trolls. So how has your trolling been going today🤔??

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@claudiasolomon1123 Don't you mean MCD? @Danny Spitzer is cool.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature You have a pair of nuts on your chin whether you believe it or not, _preacher._

"HEY MAN! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!"

@Danny451

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@canbest7668

Жыл бұрын

That would make a great T-Shirt

@suburban-vampire

Жыл бұрын

@@canbest7668 I think I may legit try to make these. I have OK graphics skill and think I can manage all caps 😎

@canbest7668

Жыл бұрын

@@suburban-vampire I will buy one!

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

Someone in another channel, when asked why they always use all-caps, replied "That's the only way that I know of, to make my posts stand out" Lol.

It's scary how many people live in a delusional fantasy world.

@dx1450

Жыл бұрын

What's worse, they insist that you live in that delusional fantasy world, too.

@francmittelo6731

Жыл бұрын

They are not delusional. If Christians are delusional, then so is everybody else, because not everything we believe can be proven with 100% certainty. Believing in a lie does not make one delusional.

@latetodagame1892

Жыл бұрын

I'm living the dream!

@makdrumz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I know…I used to be one of those ☹️ knowledge and scientific research actually opens your eyes and leads you to logic…and is also a creative and fun process!

@itsaboutthattime4425

Жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 and then they hate you when you decide you don’t want to join them.

This is your brain on religion.

@dawkinrich2051

Жыл бұрын

Yes, atheism is stronger than crack cocaine.

@jaycox5804

Жыл бұрын

Ha...ha...ha ...hallerious I agree ..Bullseye ! ...nice shot george .

@marcimarce1207

Жыл бұрын

That sums it all up!

@porch.honky.420

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature prove it.

@Lupinemancer87

Жыл бұрын

It's sad.

Imagine being one of Darmer's victims in heaven and finding out he's just moved in next door!

@MrKit9

Жыл бұрын

Nobody in Heaven will move in next door to Dahmer.

@petem.3719

Жыл бұрын

Heaven and Christianity suffer from the same fundamental problem. Too many Christians. Dahmer would be no worse than anyone else there. I'd just as soon go to hell than spend eternity with a bunch of damn Christians.

@petyrkowalski9887

Жыл бұрын

@@MrKit9 since heaven is imaginary thats true.

@thenaturalmidsouth9536

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being one of his victims in hell and knowing the guy who raped, murdered and then ATE you is spending eternity in paradise.

@angelman906

Жыл бұрын

Well, considering a lot of them were gay they wouldn’t, which is an even bigger fuck you in my opinion.

Like all theists, John's brain has been deep fried in a giant vat of religious grease. Extra crispy.

@Jabbatic

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the side order of char-broiled DERP!

@dawkinrich2051

Жыл бұрын

You were duped with atheist sophistry. Extra bigotry.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

Man, that grease has to be incredibly nasty by now. It's the same grease since the first mistake of Genesis 1.

@spicyshizz2850

Жыл бұрын

@@dawkinrich2051 bro u asked for evidence for atheism, I think u need to worry more about who’s duping who lmao

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

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This is not only sad, it's infuriating. The absolute smug condescension dripping from this caller's words is beyond insulting, and that's not even touching the spectacularly awful arguments made.

@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump

Жыл бұрын

🔊ATHEISM IN 2022? REALLY!!!!! 💣💣💣😂😂

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump 👈 obvious troll is obvious AF!

@johnd.shultz7423

Жыл бұрын

smug condescention IS the meat and taters of the x-tian religion....

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Religion is a smile on a dog.

I find, in my limited experience, whenever a theist has nowhere to go in an argument, it often ends with, “You’re going to hell”.

Sometimes I feel sad because I'm not as smart as I would like to be. Then someone like John from CA calls and I feel like Aristotle. 🧑‍🎓

@porch.honky.420

Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@rembrandt972ify

Жыл бұрын

Even though he was a bright guy, Aristotle was wrong about almost everything. Don't worry, John feels like he is smart enough for the both of you.

@Refertech101

Жыл бұрын

@@rembrandt972ify But Aristotle had the lagit excuse of true ignorance, now days John does not!

@rembrandt972ify

Жыл бұрын

@@Refertech101 You can always find an excuse. 🤪

@csweezey18

Жыл бұрын

Aristotle was kind of an idiot, though.

I love how this guy COMPLETELY deflates after one single question made from a calm, rational mind. Basically dude hit a wall and staggered back in a daze.

@hakureikura9052

Жыл бұрын

What!? Timestamp it for us man. This is 17 min. long...

@marasmusine

Жыл бұрын

@@hakureikura9052 It's the first question asked 1:18. John can't be honest so just rambles on incoherently.

@marasmusine

Жыл бұрын

Oh, there's more to pick from! 6:10 as well

@hakureikura9052

Жыл бұрын

@@marasmusine nice 👍 when videos go more than 10 minutes, people's attention span usually already gone. We then need time stamps for that so people can go to the meat of the matter, rather than listen to theists incoherent rambling, which is painful to the ears. Especially when they say so much only to mean nothing at all.

@scottfulton267

Жыл бұрын

He finally stops dancing around the question and answers around 8:20

Calls like this are frustrating but are so good at holding a mirror up to questioning and more logical Christians. Really shows them how ridiculous their religion is

This is really sad. He's heard some apologists spout their nonsense. He tried to stick to a script and very reluctantly answered direct questions. He has so many christian thought stoppers going around his head. It's really sad. I hope that he finds his way out.

@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump

Жыл бұрын

🔊🔊🔊TIME TO DROP TRUTHBOMBS ON ATHEISM!!!!!!!! TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN🔊🔊💣💣🧨🧨🥳

@mchevre

Жыл бұрын

@@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump lmao please be a poe

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Hello, fellow primate.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@makeamericagreatagainwithtrump Bad week for Orange Cheesus.

'Jeffrey Dahmer can be forgiven for his youthful transgressions' was not the direction I expected this to take...

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

If they're honest...it always leads this way. Otherwise they stutter and stammer

@Julian0101

Жыл бұрын

Would that mean if his transgressions were later on life then he couldnt be forgiven?

@khill8645

Жыл бұрын

@@Julian0101 Pretty sure, given the smoothbrain theology of the caller, that it means he'd have to ask for forgiveness again (or that he'd have to ask for forgiveness _and mean it_ since apparently True Christians™ don't sin)

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@Stoned Nihilist Actually, by Xtian dogma, Dahmer's in heaven, and his victims most likely are in hell.

@Ironraven001

Жыл бұрын

It's exactly where I thought this would go. Of course they love the cannibal. Have you ever been to a church? Blood of Christ? Lol

Apparently when god washes away our sins, several IQ points get washed away too.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

That's a good one. 😂

@chiricahuaapache5132

Жыл бұрын

More like 30 in John's case, from 85 to 55.

@mikesmith1181

Жыл бұрын

@@chiricahuaapache5132 and I think 75 is the cutoff for being retarded. John started off pretty low...

@ericdellinger6260

Жыл бұрын

You are correct! When our sins are washed away, it's standard to take the right 2 digits off of your IQ. Apparently with this caller, his IQ was only double digits to start with...

John's mind must be what hell is like. That poor guy is obviously living in perpetual torment in this life.

@bswantner2

Жыл бұрын

Grew up with fundie parents. Cowards, mentally. They hide reality inside the littlest Russian doll. Shouldn't have made me literate by three AND been fans of the founding fathers. Thomas Paine's 'Age of Reason' was a quick read at 15. Leaving behind any semblance of belief was an even quicker decision.

When arguments fail there's always the threats ...

An inanimate object probably is smarter than John.

@boarder6246

Жыл бұрын

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with a furby

@cubonefan3

Жыл бұрын

Don’t insult the callers intelligence, please

@willdwyer6782

Жыл бұрын

@@cubonefan3 it isn't an insult if it's the truth.

@Sydney_With_A_Why

Жыл бұрын

@@cubonefan3 I'm not insulting, I'm agreeing.

@duncanbryson1167

Жыл бұрын

Rocks rock 😉

The fact that John takes FOREVER to answer a simple yes/no question is really telling...

the judges are all holding up "9"s for johns mental gymnastics performance

You know when they pull out the "bible is perfect" they have abandoned reason.

and still ZERO evidence for some magical invisible sky daddy

@Jabbatic

Жыл бұрын

You've got to give the believers some credit for all the hard work they put in asserting its 'power', 'agency' and 'existence'. Such a shame that, in thousands of years, every one of them has produced zero, zilch, nada, nil, none, nought, zip, nul, ኒል, Զրո, শূন্য, ʻAʻole, אֶפֶס, शून्य, Nulla, Ekkert, ноль, leai, शून्यम्, nol, nialas, Нула, neoni... and all the other ways in too many languages you can write 'not a damn thing!' regarding evidence of their brand of sky daddy. But they all do suffer from a severe case of bloviation, with complications caused by an excess of purest bullshit, the poor deluded things! 🤣🤣

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

I'd be willing to fake believe a sky daddy. That sounds hot 😂

@dawkinrich2051

Жыл бұрын

and still ZERO evidence a concoction of chemicals came from the OBLIVION and made everything.

@Columbiastargazer

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature nope, you poorly educated child

@jquest99

Жыл бұрын

@@Columbiastargazer He was going on and on about how heartbroken he was that Matt had left and he was going to stop trolling this channel. But because he's a theist, his morality is based on an imaginary god creature, so he is OK with outright lying.

Being stuck in the same afterlife as John - CA for eternity sounds like hell to me.

We all knew the answer. They tell CHILDREN they're banned for hell. After the child watches the church forgive their abusers

@lnsflare1

Жыл бұрын

Or watches their abusers be the ones giving other people forgiveness.

A true christian will sooner or later resort to threats when their arguments turn to shit.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately.

@a.g.m8790

Жыл бұрын

@@Sinless_Stone_Caster fortunately. That’s slowly but steadily turning normies away from their bizarre and hateful dogma

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

@@a.g.m8790 Good.

@a.g.m8790

Жыл бұрын

@@Sinless_Stone_Caster hell yea. I’m so glad they can’t help themselves

@jacksonrajman9006

Жыл бұрын

That's not a true Christian, that's an idiot! Oh wait they're the same thing, my bad!

If sin, as I have been told, breaks the laws of the gods, then as an atheist I cannot break them. Atheists cannot be sinners, sinners are people who believe in that particular god and the laws they believe in. These "laws" only apply to those who live in the country/religion/god governed by these laws.

I live in the UK and I can honestly say I have not met any of my countrymen spew out this kind of crap ! Yes, we have Christians of various shapes and taste but you just don't get this weird stuff. I am 66 years of age and I have never heard anyone speak this kind of garbage. I listen to quite a few American atheist programmes because I find some of the callers are so delusional is quite entertaining.

@ministryofarguments3525

Жыл бұрын

In the US religions are not governed by the state and are allowed to adversely influence the society from a independent position of power. The fact that religions have managed to infiltrate their way into politics all the way to the top and corrupt the society through and through is a major reason for the religious weirdness that comes out of the US.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the seppos here are full-on muppets, science help me.

@alangriffiths2100

Жыл бұрын

I also live in theUK but I have met some one who spewed out this crap, he was a jobo (Jehovah witness in case any one doesn’t know). He told me that he had total proof of the existence of a god, and then showed me a passage from the watch tower. My favourite American evangelist is Kenneth Copeland. Please send him over to us so that he can blow away our political problems.

@MPM6785ChitChat

Жыл бұрын

It's Genetic 😃 The initial wave of invited Immigrants - 185O's then second 1900 to America were people who were mostly victims of persecution - religious mainly. Mix of :- Puritan, Anglican, Quaker, Calvinist, Lutheran religions plus Jews, Politicos etc .

@rectorsquid

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like you are just insulting other people, based on the country they live in, to make yourself feel superior. People where I live don't do that sort of thing.

Frightened caller couldn't answer any simple questions. Poor guy.

Love how Kenneth deals with theists. Truth and humour. Always gets me smiling. 🍻✌️

@1414141x

Жыл бұрын

Kenneths tactics - deflection and denial with the occasional straw man thrown in.

@woody4269

Жыл бұрын

@@1414141x yep. Truth and humour woody.

John of CA is the sort of arrogant Christian who confirms me in my belief that giving up Christianity like an alcoholic gives up booze is the best decision I ever made. Not that that I was ever a religious addict like John of CA. He's a sad case, and would make a bad neighbour, lousy friend and absolutely horrible spouse.

@chiricahuaapache5132

Жыл бұрын

You're so right.

@raysingley7069

10 ай бұрын

Not if he found a wife that believes the same bs

"Just answer the fucking question" ! Dave rocks.

@ksiistoyiiwa

Жыл бұрын

I love how John tried to use the "I'm the one who called in - I get to ask the questions" gambit.

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

He’s in a blind panic to not answer a simple question and just wants to repeat his script he knows is nonsense.

@feedingravens

Жыл бұрын

Do not be so harsh - he does not know that this is nonsense. In his bubble that alll makes total sense, and after this onslaught of reality he will flee back into his bubble and forget all this. These people have been conditioned to not perceive certain things. When you have this strategy to set out your perception, you can live a happy and easy life in peace. Just as people here in Germany learned not to perceive certain things, to not look in certain directions, where jewish shops were taken over by christians and jewish families moved away or disappeared suddenly. Great effort was made by the regime to maintain normality, to keep people distracted. You could live a normal, harmless life, never seeing anything bad. They maintained that largely even throughout the war. Moves like "Die Feurzangenbowle"; "Münchhausen", "Große Freiheit Nr. 7" were produced far into the war, and are totally unpolitical, absolutely harmless, you can watch them with fun and do not need to have a bad conscience. That is the application of the same principle as that what christianity does.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

When John laughed around 2:23, I thought he was about to have a mental breakdown. 😂

@AzathothTheTrueGod

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@feedingravens I understand 110%. Not to seem condescending but I was a devout Baptist who went to a far right evangelical baptist school. I was this guy for most of my teen years. Then the pendulum swing a little to far in the other direction and had that prideful feeling of nonbelievers after I felt like I “escaped” something and everyone around me needed me to tell them that! Now I’m completely comfortable saying I don’t know if there’s a deity/creator behind all this chaos. I say I don’t believe YET but this is the forum for it I think. So yea, I shouldn’t be so harsh. Maybe it’s because I see some of myself in some of these guys! However all that said, in order to have a productive, mature, honest conversation you need to contribute to it. He’s learning how but he’s got too many scripts to go through that revolve around his personal/emotional needs. Which as you said is ingrained.

THere's no point in even talking to people this deeply messed up

@jszlauko

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it's what brainwashing creates!

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

So deeply messed up that it's up their a** and around the corner. 😆

@2msystems740

Жыл бұрын

Agree. But it can be funny if you ignore the tragedy though.

John's beliefs are disgusting! He basically called to preach.Who would want to be in heaven, even it were real?

@luvyatubers

Жыл бұрын

If there is a heaven I don't believe God is there. He put his mistakes on planet Earth and abandoned us. And if he did attempt to help by sending jeebus, Earthlings were unkind. Which makes even more reason to fly far away and disappear from us forever. There is only helll and we are all going there

@AnnaP-uh3mc

Жыл бұрын

Right! I do not want to be in heaven with John and Jeffrey Dahlmer thanks

This caller didn’t come to engage, he came to preach. He doesn’t care about facts or his poor logic, he only wanted to proselytize.

I admire your patience guys. These theists that call into the show are maddening on times

A perfect (maximized in every conceivable way) being would be free of wants, needs and desires. It would be perfectly content. It would have no need to create anything at all much less DEMAND it's creations to glorify it for eternity or torture them eternally for not believing it exists.

@cheftr1

Жыл бұрын

I would argue that perfection is incapable of creation, because any creation would necessarily lower the quality of existence.

@LuminesBreezer--

Жыл бұрын

And what believers don't, and never will understand, is how much this counters the claim of 'free will'. If you were brought here with two choices to either worship whichever god you devote your life to, or suffer for eternity, what is free will?

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

@@cheftr1 I'd more so argue perfection is incapable of creating imperfection

@denverarnold6210

Жыл бұрын

@@wyett123 unless they did it on purpose, but that's a whole new bag of worms.

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

@@denverarnold6210 😂 that just takes us back to why would a perfect being want to create anything

I always find it funny when they're asked a straight yes/no question and they refuse to answer it, because it makes them look bad.

Three strikes and you're OUT! If somebody dodged my question more than twice, I'd kick their butt to the curb.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

I like your attitude.

@abc456f

Жыл бұрын

Happens all the time. They get cornered with logic and won't answer because they know how it makes their religion look. Is slavery moral usually does it.

@flyguyry1

3 күн бұрын

Less entertainment

John when you won't answer a direct question you appear dishonest and weak. If the almighty creator of this universe is backing you up, you would think you might be a little braver.

Hell can't be any worse than the place John's mind is in. I'll risk it.

Einstein : Imagination is more important than knowledge. John the caller : Let me take that to a whole new level.

@feedingravens

Жыл бұрын

John has ZERO own imagination. He believes what he is told is The Truth by the self-proclaimed mouthpieces of God on earth. He has no choice, he was persuaded that he will go to hell when he doubts anything, and he believes the word of God (spread through the mouthpieces) is perfect and true and so cannot be changed. He is not allowed to ponder over it, and was told that God's wisdom is beyond the human understanding. So it makes no sense to think about the teachings and think that you found flaws. Per definition there are none, you are just too dumb to know. The true wisdom is to understand you do not have to understand, you are just right like the Bible is right. And never doubt that. Then you can look down upon all others that say "That is full of blatantly obvious contradictions, I cannot understand that". Not thinking as virtue. Einstein's imagination was to think outside of the normal paths, that also means you know the path and when you go beyond, That you take on other viewpoints, other angles. John has one path he goes with Bible goggles, and he does not even know that there is anything else than that path. He is a two-dimensional being living on the surface of his christian bubble - the surface is endless, but the area of the surface is tiny. But unless you go into the third dimension and look at the surface of the bubble you live on from the outside, you will never see the limitations - and that there is much more to be discovered. But as two-dimensional being he has no ability to grasp this idea of a third dimension. He is happy with the two he knows. Hmm - I like that description, I think I will use it more often.

@edrick106

Жыл бұрын

Imagination requires thinking by yourself , which John is clearly not capable of doing

John didn't suffer the ravages of intelligence.

Perfect example ." Religion makes otherwise normal people do and say wicked and disgusting things,"

@1414141x

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully we no longer live in a world where you can get murdered for not believing in a god. Unless you live in a fanatical muslim country of course.

@petem.3719

Жыл бұрын

"Good people do good things. Bad people do bad things. For a good person to do bad things...that takes religion".

Where did the sinners go before the church invented hell?

@boarder6246

Жыл бұрын

If I’m not wrong, we all went to candyland, and that is where the holy boardgame came from.

@dannyboyakadandaman504furl9

Жыл бұрын

Sheol

@ministryofarguments3525

Жыл бұрын

Before Christianity or the Hebrew religion Hell was the place that everyone went to after dying, heaven was reserved exclusively for the gods alone. It wasn't until Zoroastrianism came on the scene that ordinary people were then allowed to go to heaven and Hell was reserved for the evil people. So Judaism, Christianity and Islam have all been influenced by the earlier monotheistic religion of Zoroastrianism whether they like it or not.

John's brain has been thoroughly washed & conditioned.

@denverarnold6210

Жыл бұрын

assuming it's still in his skull.

@Ironraven001

Жыл бұрын

The smoothest and shiniest brain.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

Deep-fried, too.

@rcblazer

Жыл бұрын

They used the extra strong bleach on John's brain.

@stephensarkany3577

Жыл бұрын

Not only that, he rinsed and repeated.

Took a bit of time but John did eventually answer the question.

@sparki9085

Жыл бұрын

8 whole minutes to answer a single yes or no question. Incredible

@scottfulton267

Жыл бұрын

It was very hard for him to admit it. All those 8 minutes, he was trying to prime Dave and Ken for his despicable "yes" answer.

The issue with hell is that there is literally no possible way to deserve to go there forever. Some people may deserve punishment, but eternal torture is the ultimate unfairness no matter what you've done. Even people like Hitler and Genghis Kahn don't deserve *eternal suffering.* Imagine being tortured so long you could watch the entire life cycle of the universe birthing and being destroyed by the hands of time trillions of times and still not being any closer to salvation than when you started. Why not just obliterate the souls of the damned? That would be more reasonable than the concept of hell is.

@michaelburgess6004

Жыл бұрын

@@ookeekthelibrarian What? I dont understand.

@drsatan9617

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelburgess6004 its British slang and an insult

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

There's a school of thought that after enough time had passed, the tortures of hell would become "meh" once the mind has snapped. A person could retreat into that mind, and live there, maybe playing back their past life, or imagining a new one. Someone in heaven wouldn't have this option, they'd spend every minute of every day and night, waiting on god, as prophesied in Rev. Of course, all of this is just a load of dingoes kidneys anyway.

@michaelburgess6004

Жыл бұрын

@@TBomb39 "A load of dingo's kidneys." That's probably the most Australian thing I've ever heard lmao

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelburgess6004 I borrowed from Douglas Adams, who may have borrowed from Aussie slang. I'm a big fan of both 😀

Lol 'dancin' with Jesus in Heaven.' classic one, Dave. 💙

*_You've got to hand it to God... he's the world champion of playing HIDE AND SEEK!!!_*

Seems to be another alumni from the university of Dunning-Kruger.

@jquest99

Жыл бұрын

It's a good thing they stopped him from going on with his "science". Now THAT would be Dunning-Kruger at its finest!🤣

If you have to bend over backwards so far that your spine snaps, to justify inconsistencies; then your book probably isn't inerrant

No one ever mentions the victims. Jeffrey gets to go to heaven, what about his victims , what did they get?

Hopefully one day religion will be banished and humanity can learn to live in peace and harmony as one on this planet.

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 ай бұрын

There are non-theist religions. Cricket has a phrase for bad behaviour. "It's not cricket". Religion is a word that people associate with being Good. I object to cluttering it up with belief in a God.

@flyguyry1

3 күн бұрын

No. We dont ban things we simply dont like. Thats what theists do

I love the way Christians evade and dance around a question when they're cornered.

John is right, the bible is definitely smarter than him.

@Spaceseeker

Жыл бұрын

Funny

@kellydalstok8900

Жыл бұрын

A brick is smarten than John.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

Tadpoles are smarter than John.

Finally, people are doing the Dahmer hammer. I've been posing the question for years.

I have no excuse why Bigfoot should not stab me with a unicorn in front of a stadium filled with fairies. I guess I'm doomed.

"here's some conjecture based on a random human written book, you need to protect yourself from it!"

So you have four different perspectives from four different writers, who weren't even there, writing about hearsay that definitely does contradict each other, which introduces so much confusion. How could an infallible, perfect god allow that to happen? If you wanted people to know you, wouldn't you want your message to be perfectly clear with no room for confusion? So why allow four different authors tell four different versions of the same story with contradictory things happening? Make it make sense!

Lol, wow, when you trapped them with a yes or no they squirm like snails on a hot stone covered in salt.

John should ask himself a lot of questions. First I wonder if John ever read the bible. He's just listened to others. Like many, he hasn't a clue how the thing even came together! 🌊💙💙💙🌊🥰✌

This guest just barrels thru with every talking point he can use.

I am astonished at how they can never answer a simple question

So, according to John, I can commit the most terrifying crimes imaginable in this life... and as long as I believe in jesus, I won't be punished and I'll go to heaven to party. Well, that's screwed up as f*ck. That's a sick deity right there.

@ajclements4627

Жыл бұрын

Yep, be Jeffrey Dahmer, say you’re really really sorry and get “saved”, BAM, instant Willy Willy Wonka Golden ticket to heaven!

@wyldink1

Жыл бұрын

These are the same Christians that say atheists just don't want to have any personal accountability.

@MrCanis4

Жыл бұрын

In his world, it is possible that Hitler is in heaven, and because I do not believe I go to hell.

@gabecoolwater4497

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCanis4 Oh, man... You know what, no wonder there's so many sx crimes committed by priests (catholic church) being uncovered in many contries (like mine). In their minds, they can do whatever they want to anyone: just believe in jesus and you're safe.

@Refertech101

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCanis4 Well according to christianity hitler is indeed in haven, he was a creationist after all

Why should I fear a fictional dictator

@Angelum_Band

Жыл бұрын

The christian conquerors during the crusades and the conquest of Indigenous America murdered millions of people. The god in the name of which they kill was and is fake but the murders were real. Not saying to have fear but to keep a good eye on the fictional god followers.

John can't answer a question. Also John - Ask if he is being heard and keeps talking without pausing to get an answer. 😂😂

If I am not as smart as a book that says the Earth is flat and unmoving, the Sun goes around the Earth, the Sun and stars are not similar and the stars will fall to the earth someday, then I should burn forever.

I don't think John knows the definition of contradict.

He can't answer the question because the answer conflicts with his personal morals and if he sticks with it, he is afraid he will be damned for eternity in the after-life, if there is even one.

The Bible is like a car wreck. That's all I got out of John's babble.

I love talking about the resurrection because it's not just that there are 4 contradictory stories, but the Greek Testament doesn't tell us anyone actually witnessed the rising. All they have is the claim that the tomb was empty, so they need to accept that he was risen on faith, not witnesses (even though Jesus said the "wicked and adulterous generation" would be given this sign).

15:53 aww, john couldn't explain the contradictions in the book he claims to be "smarter" than the hosts.. so is now trying to run away by changing the subject

I really love this show ahahahaha.. just answer the question believer

@Danny451

Жыл бұрын

The "Christians" have a difficult time answering a direct question.

It's so incredibly hard for theists to answer straight forward questions, there are like 1-2 of those in every live show. This is seriously sad.

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

@XEndlessSteelX

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature "creature" lmao

@XEndlessSteelX

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Which one?

@asagoldsmith3328

Жыл бұрын

@@XEndlessSteelX "creature" is a stupid dog whistle that Darth Dawkins sycophants use. This guy keeps changing accounts and spamming because he's too afraid to go crying back to Daddy and say that he failed.

@XEndlessSteelX

Жыл бұрын

@@asagoldsmith3328 Ah I see now. That explains a lot.

This guy and all of the other christians lack of knowledge about their own religion and their holy book made me an Atheist when I was very young

John starts with the threat of hell, and finishes with the threat of hell, having been shown to be wrong on all issues he raised. The tap dance didn't work John. No wonder Christianity is losing adherents !

John is a great representative of the philosophical fallacies of Christianity.

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

As well as the failure of his educational system.

@jeffreyp1855

Жыл бұрын

@@TBomb39 , as a child, I was mostly educated in Christian private schools who used A.C.E - Accelerated Christian Education curriculum, which taught young earth creationism, Bible literalism, white nationalism and American exceptionalism. I was taught that slavery and the trail of tears were ultimately postive things as they led many Africans and "Indians" to Christ. Pretty damned gross and in my opinion, child abuse!

@TBomb39

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyp1855 Wow! I totally agree, that's beyond normal indoctrination. Congrats for escaping all of that.

@Sinless_Stone_Caster

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature Do you ever get tired of running around in circles?

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you are a terrible representative of the non-magical chemicals the evolved into the animal you are, regardless.

John-CA - Poster boy for atheism

@kellydalstok8900

Жыл бұрын

Or abortion.

Ok Dave & Kenneth are my new favorite combo. This one won me over. Great job at letting the caller speak for a while and get all his thoughts out. I swear the longer the callers get to talk the easier your job becomes lol

When christians talk to me about the bible, i tell them "If I came to you and told you the way to paradise after death is the Easter Bunny. He brings warm fuzzy chocolate goodness forever, you just believe in the bunny and everything will work out". I then ask them what they think about what I said and after a couple of evasions they will admit it's silly. Then I tell them that when they talk to be about a god, it's the same as the Easter bunny story to me, and no matter what they try to pile onto that, it's just more Easter bunny nonsense.

This is awesome. The hosts remain calm as the caller (realizing he isn't blowing their minds) begins to talk faster and faster. THAT'S how you know when you've beaten these people. 😄

John is talking a mile a minute yet managing to say nothing. Phenomenal

99% of people who ever existed fail to meet the biblical standard to avoid hell, including this caller but they are deluding themselves out of fear AND never even consider whether the entire concept is rational or supported by sufficient evidence to warrant belief.

People who are praying will also claim that god has a plan and are allknowing, so praying is disrespecting their gods plan and ignoring that he already knows the thing they are praying for. And even when they claim that god has a plan they will still say that they have free will.

John seems to believe he called in to show off his tap-dancing skills. He’s not that good at tao-dancing.🤤

"what could you have done?" You were born. Because Adam sinned, anyone born deserves to be punished unless they say a few magic words. And if you are a complete sadist and say the magic words you are in too.

@kellydalstok8900

Жыл бұрын

Lets do a deep dive into John’s family tree, and if any of his ancestors committed a crime John needs to be arrested immediately.

@scottfulton267

Жыл бұрын

It amazes me to think that Christians believe that a baby, straight out of the womb, covered in blood and slime, knows nothing, doesn't know right from left, doesn't know right from wrong, and is basically a blank slate, is doomed to hell right from the beginning unless someone intervenes to indoctrinate him and gets him to achieve salvation.

This guy avoids straight forward questions like a beast. 😂😂😂

Created a whole universe but has1 a one track obsession with bronze age goat herds.

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

Жыл бұрын

@@youhaveaGodregardlesscreature you have non-magical chemicals, regardless.

Never take permanent action for a temporary problem.

Never read the bible books as it never came up in any of my required studies. Seems more a personal interest/hobby.

@khill8645

Жыл бұрын

Don't beat yourself up too much about it, most of them haven't either...

@wyett123

Жыл бұрын

@@khill8645 so true. Bc if they had, most of them wouldn't believe anymore. The average Atheist knows more about the Bible than average theist

@Jabbatic

Жыл бұрын

@@wyett123 That's often the main reason why we're atheists. Because we've actually read the 'wholly holey book(s) of nonsense'. I sometimes wonder how many believers have managed to do that even once.

I absolutely love Dave. He's such a cool person.

I love how they quote preachers and bible passages as proof because they assume everyone they talk to accepts it as absolute truth.

Im wondering if the "zero deviation by 40 writers" might have been a reference to the King James Bible translation. Ive heard that pulled by some fundamentalist family members when arguing about Christianity. Essentially it boils down to an argument that the king james version HAS to be divinely inspired because 47 not 40 as the caller said) translated the bible independently under King James direction and they all perfectly matched each other. My counter is usually something along the lines of that tells me one of two more likely scenarios happened: 1. They were all really good scribes, or 2. Since King James was known to be a little head chopped off happy, the scribes were clever enough to crib notes from each other.

@rahowherox1177

Жыл бұрын

Lol. And of course they remain blissfully ignorant of the fact that there is actually 2 kjv. .. namely the Oxford and the Cambridge, both with numerous editions and differences.

And note once did he give any evidence that the stories in the Bible are actually true, especially considering that Jesus has two mutually exclusive birth narratives.

atheism is the next stage of human evolution.

I couldn't even get through the whole video, John just wants a pulpit to preach and throw bibbles at people.

@dawkinrich2051

Жыл бұрын

And why should we believe your random mutations in that atheist skull, and not an elephant seal's?

The sad thing is, John will go home (if he isn't home already) and thank God for giving him the strength to battle these "heathens", confident and convinced that he was as accurate a promoter of The Word as he could be, while reminding himself to sprinkle in credit to God every now and then so as to not overinflate his ego. He might even say a half-hearted salvation prayer for the hosts, as the cherry on the top. I say these things because I was just as bad when I was a believer (Baptist specifically). This is how people think and argue when they begin the conversation already fully convinced of the truth of their claims, unwilling to bend or budge in any direction away from the one that's brought them comfort for so long.

@yachishairclips2250

Жыл бұрын

Yes... I could totally picture that one out