I was trying to figure out why his head looked weird. He wasn't wearing headphones.

@slumpnmyrump4986

4 жыл бұрын

El oh el

@manga3040

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@Twotter54

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@kevied88

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mayurdhanwani6664

4 жыл бұрын

Oh YEEAAAHHHH that's right

I didn't know Joe did Ted Talks, very nice speech.

@mikerosoft1009

4 жыл бұрын

@First Name Last Name you're almost as funny as Joe

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikerosoft1009 dayumm

@Juan_shot

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikerosoft1009 lmaoooooooooooo

@sleezyclips8068

4 жыл бұрын

I like the Thomas Jefferson rant. He is going into detail about why we haven’t amended the constitution. I.e. the 27 amendments...... It’s just too stupid to be funny.

@kevinknorr9126

4 жыл бұрын

@Svellsongur The "mom's basement" remark is a dog whistle for Joe Rogan fanboys. You've been tagged like an Antifa victim, lol. Watch your back... they are cowards.

"3 people ago" Damn that really puts things in perspective.

@jeffreyhsu6786

4 жыл бұрын

life expectancy back then was prob like 30 tho

@StrictlyAwesome

4 жыл бұрын

​@@jeffreyhsu6786 people still lived to be 70, 80, 90 years. High infant mortality rates brought the average down.

@wowfrosted13

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyhsu6786 no they didn't. Most people who lived past childhood lived well into their 60s

@DestinyKey13

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyhsu6786 also people didn't just live till 30, have kids and then immediately die. 3 generations is more like 10 at the least.

@dylanbarclay7176

4 жыл бұрын

People don’t have kids at 100 though, it’s more around the age of 20/30 so it would be more like 10/15 people ago

Rogan is the tallest short guy ever

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

It’s his legs. His body is normal sized but his legs are only half the normal length!🤣

@JBGARINGAN

3 жыл бұрын

The guyest guy ever

@davidgollop2807

3 жыл бұрын

this is great for Judo.....I found they could flip or take down their match because of better leverage.....

@kaducamilo2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@negativeindustrial God was making Rogan and then: "what if I combine Vin Diesel body with Tom Cruise legs?"

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaducamilo2012 Wow! Fun-Sized Super-Closet Dweller!

“The difference between a Brit and an American is that the American thinks that 200 years is a long time, and the Brit thinks that 200 miles is a long way.”

@ghost-rt4gi

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that's, yeah. I always thought it was funny to think about how over in Europe they have a bunch of countries smaller than states. Not that we're better for being a bigger landmass but just that the scale is so different from here to there.

@Brandooooo5

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghost-rt4gi There are states larger than the entire United Kingdom, which is insane to me

@huskiehuskerson5300

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghost-rt4gi you're lucky bastards you got MASSIVE farms man. It's insane!!

@GruppeSechs

2 жыл бұрын

@@huskiehuskerson5300 And Bill Gates owns them all. Yay!

@yahyarajaee5883

2 жыл бұрын

Boy is this true! 200mi is approximately a 6-hour drive which is long. On the other hand, 200 years is not that long ago. It’s roughly around Red Dead Redemption 2 time.

Joe “politics are not my cup of DMTea” Rogan

@Spherrum

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say it was about politics.

@Marcoose81

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan for president! Wooooooooo!

@te9591

4 жыл бұрын

Nice pun. A friend of mine thought it was clever.

@emilio2647

4 жыл бұрын

If Joe Rogan runs for President he'll definitely get my vote.

@pr4219

4 жыл бұрын

Clever

Joe really looks like his upper half belongs to a taller guy.

@MrSidney9

4 жыл бұрын

Big, Strong upper body . It's hard building the legs to match the that torso

@OO-qr1ks

4 жыл бұрын

notice his make me tall enough for the roller coaster midsoles lmao

@ej832

4 жыл бұрын

i think its bc his shirt is too long lmao

@CantEatFlutes

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus, this is hard to unsee

@oldtimebooks5378

4 жыл бұрын

that's because of the long shirt. He should have tucked it in

Joe is a great mix of intelligent social comedy and martial arts. "Dude I wrote that with a feather! "

@mrnopy6707

4 жыл бұрын

Asif Chauhan and dmt.

@dallashill5771

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, read a book.

@bfarzady5212

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously? In all honesty, you thought that was funny?

@masoodrehman118

4 жыл бұрын

Mix of intelligence????? LOOOOOOL. Joe Rogan is a guy who mistakes having thoughts for intelligence.

@NN-qj4sk

4 жыл бұрын

@@masoodrehman118 okay smart boy

You make some decent points Joe Rogan from Fear Factor...

@Ubermensch9240

4 жыл бұрын

Still shocked about that.

@paulscheidel3258

4 жыл бұрын

Hey joe rogan, I’m gonna tell you something you might not know about me. I smoke rocks.

@mugen9499

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@itcouldbeworse5851

4 жыл бұрын

It's Joe Hogan*

@AggressiveMediocrity1

4 жыл бұрын

You know this is a comedy bit right??

"the fear factor guy just hit you with a math question" that is the best line and only he can say it

@hansoloburger2322

4 жыл бұрын

sunny 1776+200=1976 1976+1=1977 is that 3 people ? He didn’t say that’s 3 people that lived to 100 ago. It’s sad cause I bet you thought you out smarted the JOKE with that reply

@anactualalpaca7016

3 жыл бұрын

@sunny get owned nerd

@verticalflyingb737

2 жыл бұрын

This one joke I don't get

@harmambergen3722

2 жыл бұрын

@@verticalflyingb737 he was on a show called fear factor long ago or is this not the point you didn't get?

@verticalflyingb737

2 жыл бұрын

@@harmambergen3722 I was talking about the math quiz

When he said “3 people ago” I felt vindicated. Finally, someone else who thinks about time the way I do.

@tinyhorse4700

Жыл бұрын

r/iamverysmart

@RS8XB

Жыл бұрын

I say, "i have done that since (enter persons name) was president

@10yearsgap

Жыл бұрын

he stole that from louis ck actually ("two old ladies dying one after the other ")

@aviatinggamer9051

Жыл бұрын

@@10yearsgap I find it hard to believe Lewis CK was the first person who ever said that or thought that way

@ryan8842

Жыл бұрын

Three generations ago less resources than we have now and we’re getting dumber. We should listen to what they had to say and listen. Not disregard it. Whether it’s 3000 years ago or 300. People haven’t changed. Other than our pure laziness now

"Dude, I wrote that with a feather!"😄😄😄

"the fear factor guy hit you with a math quiz" i'm dying lmao

@Xedokai

4 жыл бұрын

with a fucken* math quiz :D

@kevinknorr9126

4 жыл бұрын

The Man Show guy... kzread.info/dash/bejne/aq6OuNp_nLaddJs.html

@MitchelltheBarbarian

4 жыл бұрын

Still bad maths. FFS...

@nickboronda7696

4 жыл бұрын

And he used horrible math, because he seemed to all of a sudden give us the biology of a jellyfish.....

@sal191_

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it.

"You guys didn't write any new shit?" *17 amendments later*

@Hug0Pro

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@aqua47flawless43

4 жыл бұрын

And supreme Court cases

@belikebrett

4 жыл бұрын

@@aqua47flawless43 Exactly

@belikebrett

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@onekindblackguy1008

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke bro lmao...

"that was 3 people ago..." ! 🎖🏅🥇🏆😂🤣👏🏼👌🏼👍🏼

“Joe Rogan ya crazy” - Tyrone Biggums

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@beavisscott7834

4 жыл бұрын

timothyfloogle its ok... your to young to know😂

@eddieagarcia28

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@johanneskepler7503

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothyfloogle he smokes rocks

@samir6047

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaah 😂😂😂 underrated comment 👏👏👏👏

Joe "I have a podcast about this" Rogan

@dikkekater

4 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever tried DMT?"

@Sanctifiers

4 жыл бұрын

Rogan is a fucking hypocrite. he speaks against identity politics on his podcast then brings his oRaNgE mAn BaD bullshit into the bit.

@japr1223

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Mason he's a salesman, he said he would lie to his grandmother to know the truth about the moon landing and what you believe on the subject is irrelevant, the fact that he said it says alot about his outlook.

@GFlight.916

4 жыл бұрын

Its completely possible

@DMTInfinity

4 жыл бұрын

😂

When is he going to stop yelling at me?

@tomatobagel

4 жыл бұрын

Liberalism keeps what it gets. Like an ocean.

@egnato1165

4 жыл бұрын

ikr he keeps yelling at me too

@seanwebb605

4 жыл бұрын

Never.

@jsmyth024

4 жыл бұрын

NEVER, YOU DIRTY MASOCHIST. Oh, wait, that's me.....

@backupnoname

4 жыл бұрын

When he stops drinking (never gonna happen)

Jesus Christ, he's so right on here it's scary.

@wickedmen030

3 жыл бұрын

he is just biased because his billionaire boss is in bed with the president

@hinjurock

3 жыл бұрын

@@wickedmen030 Rupert Murdoch?

@mse2130

3 жыл бұрын

@@wickedmen030 he called Trump a whore what are you talking about?

This guy is a legend. There's more sense in comedy right now than there is in politics.

@Nutterbutter123

3 жыл бұрын

Because politics are a fuckin joke. If you’re a good comedian, I’d imagine this shit writes itself lol

@michelleespino9814

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nutterbutter123 lots of good material to go around. Good luck getting an audience. 😷

@Trying2beholy

2 жыл бұрын

they just switched meanings

"The United States was fouded in 1776. People live to be a 100 now. That was 3 people ago." hahah dead! 🤣

@smilingcat1703

4 жыл бұрын

So are those people

@justin_your_cousin9273

4 жыл бұрын

If three generations live to 81, that's 2019. 81x3=243 years

@charliek9394

4 жыл бұрын

@@justin_your_cousin9273 Dont overanalyse a joke. you might become one of those douchebags who overanalyse jokes.

@joelazafur7732

4 жыл бұрын

@Aakash Pandita Totally!! Louis used two 70 year women back to back via slavery. Rogan is a horrible comedien

@joelazafur7732

4 жыл бұрын

@Aakash Pandita Same here... Louis is ths last great comedien

Even after muting my phone I could still hear him yelling at me 😖

@Marco-er4ql

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine him yelling like this on his podcast

@zeroxenos1309

4 жыл бұрын

thats literally is the dream super power for a podcaster 😂

@mridds

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!!

@FartsTasteDelicious

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up bitch

@snow6094

4 жыл бұрын

Bilbo Tbaggins no u

“Dude I wrote that with a feather“ 😭😭😭😂💀 comedy gold

I love how sometimes I completely agree with him and then he’ll say something absolutely stupid. This is one of the ones I 100% agree with

@kandreal

6 ай бұрын

Now we wait for the stupid one

Holy shit, I used to hate Rogan. Then I grew up and actually started listening. What a good dude. No BS

@xxCrimsonSpiritxx

4 жыл бұрын

he's a regular joe, regular jos tend to be stupid and moronic

@gormjohannessen2643

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously? Everything else he does is better than his comedy.

@delalias5754

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you ever hate Joe Rogan ?

@sixsixpks

4 жыл бұрын

@@delalias5754 I had just seen him always messing with Mencia and didn't like his stand up at all. Thought he was arrogant. Then just the more I kept listening to him and his views on people, family values and his work ethic I was like damn, this is a stand up fella. Insperational even.

@luigregorio4682

4 жыл бұрын

@@sixsixpks why because he cheats on his wife I know his friends know about it ?

I think Bill Burr influenced him a bit

@Lymbe06

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Red Bill’s Bostonian tho, makes it more legit somehow.

@sursomsatan1225

4 жыл бұрын

There's plenty of Louis CK in there too.

@dmidhordenko2676

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lymbe06 they're both Bostonians aren't they

@Lymbe06

4 жыл бұрын

Dеmid Hordenko lol really? I didn’t know.

@FunNy-mh4rw

4 жыл бұрын

Joes been doing stand up longer what?

I love Joe Rogan's expression when he realizes his bit is killing

That really is America in a nutshell. Too lazy to learn.

He's right bout the way we choose presidents. Lol it's like a relationship.

@nickboronda7696

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe for you. Way to out your own IQ...😘

@Eric_E_123

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickboronda7696 Wow, you must be really smart. Almost forgot 😘

@lukeuzzellbryan3883

4 жыл бұрын

12th amendment changed elections of Pres/V. Pres... there are 2 ways to add on to the rule book. Those 2 ways are described in the rule book.

@matthewchow4991

4 жыл бұрын

Now it's about if we want to keep this whore or dump her.

@chrisfuller2069

4 жыл бұрын

No, he's not right. A popularity contest to see who runs everything? Okay Joe Rogan, what is your alternative solution? A popularity contest for multiple people to run everything? "Popularity contest" implies democratic voting is the problem, so again what is the solution? I agree with Joe a lot, but this is just bitching about a problem without having any solution to it.

Joe Rogan's crowd work is asking if people have done DMT

@ogbbq2261

4 жыл бұрын

Amenaz A mike tyson responda from the back of the room HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE FROG JOE ROGAN

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

What's DMT?

@theconsolekiller7113

4 жыл бұрын

Joe no gain no pain, Joe Rogaine

@justinpettit3432

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dianeaishamonday9125

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothyfloogle a hallucinogen that is produced in small quantities by our lungs, but can be obtained from outside sources as well

I am still waiting for Jamie to pull something up to support Joe's arguments 😂

"You guys didn't write any new sh*t?" I love the delivery of that line and I love that line in general.

This is the best routine Rogan has done in a while.

@zackp5294

4 жыл бұрын

That tells you how much he sucks

@rjw4149

4 жыл бұрын

And it's still not great.

@theylied1776

4 жыл бұрын

@@zackp5294 If you made $600K per week, like Rogan does, you really wold treat standup as a side job too.

@kevinknorr9126

4 жыл бұрын

@@theylied1776 Rogan bends his knee to the elite pedophile cabal in order to make that money like most every other highly successful celebrity. His stand-up does not even qualify as a "side-job." His routine SUCKS and he is only doing this script because they asked him to. Even the audience response is so robotic it reminds of those old laugh tracks from the sixties and seventies. Pathetic.

@mayflower2314

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinknorr9126 Damn whats your great stand up comedy special called then?

I did it by a fire, it’s the only way I could see what I was writing 😂😂😂

@Abrahamhamham

4 жыл бұрын

Not really funny.

@rabbit32073

4 жыл бұрын

They had no sunlight in those dark days.

@Abrahamhamham

4 жыл бұрын

@@rabbit32073 THIS is actually funny.

@fakgooby2313

4 жыл бұрын

@@Abrahamhamham 106 people liked the other comment and you were the only one who liked yours. And you didn't even like the comment you thought was funny. You want attention.

@Abrahamhamham

4 жыл бұрын

@@fakgooby2313 that's the dumbest logic i've ever witnessed in my life. And what, like the comment? I actually told the person it was funny.

"you didn't write new shit"!?!?! That right there. Sums up everything wrong.

Thomas jefferson "You guys didn't write any new shit ??" 😂😂

He’d be even more brilliant if he realised he was yelling.

@brandonwiley4054

4 жыл бұрын

Turn down your volume dumb dumb

@MelvinJ64

4 жыл бұрын

He's yelling because he wants to yell. Chris Rock yells all the time and everyone (including me) finds him hilarious.

@kedabro1957

4 жыл бұрын

@@MelvinJ64 Yes, but I love Chris Rock _in spite of_ his delivery. If his material was one iota less genius I would not be able to stand him.

@stephen_jc

4 жыл бұрын

He’s Italian that’s how he talks. Fucking deal with it

@jordandottle9329

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he realized.

Jokes aside he raises some valid points about the outdatedness of how western society governs itself.

@DJ_Force

4 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase Churchill, its "...the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried."

@DJ_Force

4 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase Churchill, it's "...the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried."

@shawnhenry3380

4 жыл бұрын

@JB JG the constitution has changed yes, but if you can really sit there and tell me that government in it's current form doesn't need to be seriously updated in the way it does things, then we just aren't gonna likely agree on anything lol

@DJ_Force

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawnhenry3380 The problem isn't the way the fedetal government works, the problem is people expect the federal government to do too much. The system wasn't designed for the president and the Congress to decide things like gun laws and health care. That stuff should be state and local.

@shawnhenry3380

4 жыл бұрын

@ALJustice0 I think you're asking me what the government needs to do in order to get me to participate? If so then the answer is anything that the people want them to do lol. Cause they have a pretty bad track record at doing anything the people ask them to do lol

“That’s three people ago...” 😂😂😂

*watches funny stand up* "Lol wonder whats going on in the comments" *.....mistakes were made*

@thecutestofborg5604

4 жыл бұрын

I am also confused

"but the Wisdom of the Scrolls shall not be adjusted" "WHO TOLD YOU THAT, BRO!!" Brother Jauffre, I think.

@externalthoughts2924

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are also a man of culture.

This is the first time I'm seeing his legs 😂

@retro2485

4 жыл бұрын

Go D. Ussop yeah and wit no headphone😂😂😂

@picklejho69

4 жыл бұрын

@@retro2485 Should see the m.f kick something. Dudes scary

He can actually tell jokes back to back to back . He’s nice

I didn’t know the guy from fear factor had a ted talk

"Why you yellin at da mic" -eminem(killshot)

@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890

4 жыл бұрын

I have to agree. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

@josefbecher4790

4 жыл бұрын

@@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 learn to swim buddy!

@manuelvasquez2171

4 жыл бұрын

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

@leftyshawenuph4026

4 жыл бұрын

Really? You brought Eminem? You have to leave now.

@HeckaS

4 жыл бұрын

Heterooooooooooo.

Hes improved. This was good.

@zackp5294

4 жыл бұрын

No u just have horrible taste

@yfoog

4 жыл бұрын

@@zackp5294 I have my own taste, which yes, is horrible to you.

@justomunoz7168

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 damn, wouldn't want to see any of his old material

@MattieK09

4 жыл бұрын

@Shockheadd45 Your comment makes no sense

@MattieK09

4 жыл бұрын

@CESAR FC yawn.

Love this guy, never knew he was this good doing stand up. Apparently he is really gifted with voice

Best line ever "we just want to run red lights and f***" awsome

Joe is turning into Sam Kinison yelling into the mic like that. lol.

@SupaEMT134

4 жыл бұрын

I hope he knocks that off - it becomes an irritation on the way to the punchline

@X3MAntics

4 жыл бұрын

I swear you people nitpick the darnest things. Turn the volume down if your ears hurt.

@andrewwestman2407

4 жыл бұрын

sentx have you seen his 2006 special? lol joe rogan has always been loud as fuck. doesn’t bother me though. it actually holds my attention more.

@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207

4 жыл бұрын

Turning? Looks like you only watched his recent standup, you fuck.

@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207

4 жыл бұрын

@@SupaEMT134 And what is your political affiliation?

Joe Rogan in the studio: soft and disinterested Joe Rogan on stage: loud and very interested

@alexandrethe_mediocre4343

4 жыл бұрын

how many seconds of each podcast do you struggle to sit still and pay attention to come to that conclusion

He definitely came up with that “3 people ago” bit while barbequed out of his mind 😂

“The wisdom of the scroll shall not be adjusted” 📜. Bruh that hit hard 😂✊🏻

His stand up is getting much better, not that I ever thought he was terrible but you've gotta give it to the guy, he's definitely improved a lot.

Angry joe rogan. Yelling like he wants to beat someone.

@grumpee8432

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a muscle head.

@heidernheinreich4827

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan didn't yell like a baboon in his younger days. Actually his voice was quite high pitched

@Sanctifiers

4 жыл бұрын

Rogan is a fucking hypocrite. he speaks against identity politics on his podcast then brings his oRaNgE mAn BaD bullshit into the bit.

@EmazingGuitar

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Mason it’s a joke bro

@Sanctifiers

4 жыл бұрын

@@EmazingGuitar yeah and? identity politics jokes are fucking stupid, they aren't funny. Rogan isn't funny. I like his podcast, but he's a terrible comedian.

"Dude I wrote that with a feather" 😂😂😂

He killed it here

Joe Rogan is the Hair Metal of Comedy

@ManBearPigLOL

4 жыл бұрын

There's layers to this

@warrenchambers4819

4 жыл бұрын

That's deeply funny.

@NoahsArcade

4 жыл бұрын

Joe is the 90s New York Hardcore of comedy

@Sapsche

4 жыл бұрын

@Telios Abraxas ​ Telios Abraxas I'd say first and foremost it's not about Joe's absence of hair, although you surely have that in the back of your head immediately (as you proved here). I'd say the joke's about the comparison - Glam Metal/ *Hair* Metal is not popular anymore and only _was_ during the 80's. It's about how shrill and derpy the bands looked and that only a very certain type of person is into the actual music. The fact that people started calling this genre *Hair* Metal goes to show that it wasn't very well received by the public/the music wasn't taken seriously as an art form - Joe even refered to Hair Metal himself, when he mentioned Mötley Crüe. So the joke might be that Joe Rogan's stand up is obsolete and flashy and only for "very certain types of persons". And while you were processing the range of the comparison, you think about Joe's absence of hair and that it ultimately ties his person to the aforementioned music genre.

0:55 Joe going full Bill Burr style.

@opusxd5534

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Garcia Cardenas Yeahhhh he is trying so hard to be Bill Burr, it made me cringe.

“I wrote that with a feather” kills me every time

If this country was a person we'd be coked out driving a camaro!! 😂

His delivery isn't that great. But his material is pretty good.

@Erandros

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, if he toned the delivery down it would be a very memorable act

@Erandros

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOLBu now that you mention it, I think I did... man enlightenment feels awesome!

@SaudiHaramco

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOLBu oops i forgot that every statement on the internet has to be an objective fact. i meant to say "i don't like his delivery very much, i like his material however"

@shervoniafzalsho6267

4 жыл бұрын

i think.... you think.... and the only person who don’t give a shit is Joe “ yelling jokes out” Rogan

@MAMP

4 жыл бұрын

Yea it doesnt require yelling the points speak for themselves.

This is my favorite Joe Rogan stand-up I've seen yet

Joe looks like a different person when he turns on his right side and walk left. lmao

Loved the presidential/ relationship analogy 😂😂😂

3:54 I would personally sing "In your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel in front of my ex's house, because I'm nostalgic.

Hes pretty funny actually. I respect his passion for comedy. He really really loves it and has worked hard at it.

@gormjohannessen2643

4 жыл бұрын

I have a passion for music and I suck at it too!

@nickh6674

4 жыл бұрын

It has nothing to do with his standup I'm just saying if you watch his show alot you know how much comedy means to him

@joelazafur7732

4 жыл бұрын

If you think hes funny .... I think you're funny

@goprojoe7449

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but 25 years later he's just ok lol

@nickh6674

4 жыл бұрын

@@joelazafur7732 lol I never said that though

I'm gonna milk "three people ago" SOOOO BAD

LMAO! Listening on the train and everyone is staring at me and I can’t stop laughing! Hahahahahaha!

Joe and Josh brolin are amazing people that make me feel good and secure about my Giant head.

"You didnt write anything new?" Hilarious

one of the best 4 minture monologues in stand up history imo gets me everytime

Yellow vette had me howling lol

The “...in front of our ex’s house” was a brilliant cherry on top

He is on a god level of comedy! He looks high as a kite too 😂 I love it

It’s 1am. I’m still in high school and I’m trying not to laugh cause my ass will be beat😹😹

This was brilliant

@wtfbocanegra

4 жыл бұрын

I was so confused seeing you in the comment section, add me on OSRS?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLINNNNNGGGGG ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

"that's 3 people ago" 😂😂😂

I have always loved his comedy, hope to catch a show asap. JOE ROGAN IS A BEAST.

Joe Hogan looks like a buff Dr Evil

@MrAqua-ei3mb

4 жыл бұрын

Look up Dr. Evil Joe Rogan. Funny as fuck

@derekfurreal6784

4 жыл бұрын

*GOT DAMN* And also that video he’s talking about is funny AF. Especially with some of the faces Brendan makes

@bloodnchocolate

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Hogan should be his Gracie name.

@ajamucrosby2489

4 жыл бұрын

Tft

“Didn’t have a KZread video to watch first!” Me: *coughs*

He was so f**ked there 🤣

Been watching his podcast for years and this is the first time I've watched his comedy. Soo good 🤣

This is how you do political satire without an agenda. Good job, Joe from fear factor. That was hilarious 😂🤣👏👏

There needs to be a cage match winner take all to become the president! That would definitely make things interesting.

@redskinsman10

4 жыл бұрын

Only the strongest shall rule XD

@experiment54

4 жыл бұрын

so you'd rather have brawn rule inplace of brains huh

@MeganChic

4 жыл бұрын

experiment54 How about both? That’s the way nature does it dammit that’s the way we need to do it.

@redskinsman10

4 жыл бұрын

Idk I was just referencing a Clone Wars episode

@experiment54

4 жыл бұрын

@@MeganChic so rather than having Stephen hawking working on a project you'd kick him out in place of someone who could walk around?

"If i had a nickel for every logical fallacy you've said, i'd buy a latter to get your head out of the clouds"

Did he intentionally channel Robert Baratheon for that “WHOOOOOORE” or

That’s three people ago is one of the best lines ever ❤️

@oblivionzzzmike

4 жыл бұрын

POPPY MOON it’s also a stolen joke from Louis CK

This is like ASMR for deaf people. I love it!

This the best 4 minutes of comedy in the last five years. It should be required viewing to get a fucking ID.

I can’t bro 😂😂

Lol the best! Love this guy.

@doubleuponbob3397

4 жыл бұрын

You are penis

This is epitome of “its funny cuz it’s true”

@Abrahamhamham

4 жыл бұрын

It's true. I don't know about funny.

This just made my day. Like SERIOUSLY.

"Singing motley crue songs" 😂😂

Just realized Rogan has the SAME cadence as Carlos Mencia!

@majidminhas8954

4 жыл бұрын

Theif!

@1985collado

4 жыл бұрын

Mencia is probably crying watching this ..

@yoshi450gmail

4 жыл бұрын

Damn your right

@gormjohannessen2643

4 жыл бұрын

He once accused Carlos of stealing his material, he even approached him onstage. If that's true, Carlos does his(Joes) material much better.

@jabancho1990

4 жыл бұрын

It is true, Mercia is a content thief. Fuck that puto.

I think the audience's laugh was sketched too. Bring back Chapelle.

@Q_QQ_Q

4 жыл бұрын

did dave helphim get netflix gig ?

@scientificatheist9381

4 жыл бұрын

Gtfo normie

@evansonndungu6054

4 жыл бұрын

@@scientificatheist9381 Chapelle is back muppet! Just watched him. Keep your mediocrity unto yourself.

I have seen a lot of standup comedy, but this is gold standard

"You guys didn't write any new shit?..." All of the Constitutional amendments: _"Am I a joke to you?"_

0:36 im quite sure hed say *"YOU FREED THE WHAT?"*

@eccentricthought4511

4 жыл бұрын

He actually expected slavery to expire naturally