lol they saved the boat and then ditched it. Some producer was like, make this seem really dramatic and dangerous.

@Miamcoline

3 жыл бұрын

@run teldat Really? thanks man

@terrence7802

3 жыл бұрын

for real

@zachvods5976

3 жыл бұрын

@run teldat rapids are a real thing it’s big currents that crush and slam shit into rocks

@nikmcdonald3343

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachvods5976 They were literally 2 feet from shore with the raft and then they cut away to the raft going into the rapids... So yeah seem right

@johnj3027

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being Joe, crouching in the water thats like 4 foot deep when the guy thats shorter than you is standing straight up behind you and he's further away from the shore LOL. Gotta sell that drama AMIRIGHT? 1:48 FKING HILARIOUSSS

“You wanna cheer me on” 10 seconds later... “SHUT UP DONT TALK”

@eckiefleckie4938

3 жыл бұрын

“37 SeCOnDs!”

@leonapaccione2646

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Joe annoyance (among many) is in Africa when they (Joe and Cody) are walling along and Teti asks barefoot Cody to walk point to set the pace. 1 minute later he whines that he "could walk faster backwards". Son of a bitch must be schizophrenic.

@John_14v6

Жыл бұрын

Best comment lol

I feel like this series just became Cody: please don't kill yourself joe Joe: I nEeD tO MakE ConTenT CoDy Cody: bro the cameraman has granola bars and water bottles, chill

@easley421

3 жыл бұрын

Cody: I have plenty of fat reserves, let's just go Joe: BUT MY GAINS BRO!

@DarthTwilight

3 жыл бұрын

Joe may be antagonistic, but Cody is some dumb hippie that climbs around in Norway, in the snow, in shorts, and then has the gall to talk shit about everyone else while doing exactly what he's mad at them for like hunting. Both Joe and Dave had problems with him, and he finally left the show because he can't cut it with SOF guys that actually know their shit, and likely don't frequent yopo lodges in the rainforest.

@bananaman4613

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarthTwilight lmao cody is a really good survivalist and he does it because he knows he can, he does it in socks or just barefoot with shorts while most people couldn't do it with any clothing

@gxtmfa

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarthTwilight Both Joe and Dave we’re fired for lying about their resumes. I’ll take Cody over either of those two any day of the week.

@CoDNetworkOfGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@gxtmfa lmao cody is a cry baby no way bro

I just wanna see them hug bro

@okiebrave1932

3 жыл бұрын

That Joe guy started threatening people's lives with guns,. Discovery banned him from their property.

@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode

3 жыл бұрын

@Teagan yep yeah really. Dude got issues and mental health problems

@usernameunavailable5090

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode dude also allegedly killed a stray dog with his bare hands in another country during filming.

@justintyme4690

3 жыл бұрын

I get Joe but why do you want to see Dave hung?

@thirdeyesurvivor3886

3 жыл бұрын

@@justintyme4690 hung? What???

“You’ll come back down at a high rate of speed” got me dead hahahaha

@TheCallOfDutyFreak

3 жыл бұрын

They make it more interesting then it is lol I could do this alone without help

@tacosdecabeza

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCallOfDutyFreak Teach me the ways of jungle survival man.

When his paddle broke and he was like “my paddle broke” I was dead

Cody and Joe: *sees class 1 rapids* Cody and Joe: “We’re gonna die!!!!”

@knickymusic

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but in that river at that speed with that ratt they would have for sure died

@drawingwithjason5204

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh soo true cuz I go Kayaking and Ben on a level 10 raped

@robertdevito5001

3 жыл бұрын

drawing with jason sorry to hear that, did they catch the perpetrator?

@jaomanakhantikul8262

3 жыл бұрын

Camera man: i gotta do nothing

@Cadyn_Swanson

3 жыл бұрын

@@drawingwithjason5204 "a level 10 rape"

"So much for the raft." Cody: **stares at Joe with intent to kill*

@sandigriffin7767

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture fits this comment

Me and my brother pretending camping is dangerous by adding adventure music and periodic interviews

@chelseag724

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IK-wc4od

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Tero92

Жыл бұрын

Dont forget fast cuts and editing.

2:22 see here the contrast of these two men. One fighting against nature, one working with nature.

@onedankind8168

3 жыл бұрын

That's because Joe already cleared the path... haha.

Cody never looks at you, he looks through you he sees what makes you tick on a glance and understands you.

@terrence7802

3 жыл бұрын

TF you smokin pappy?

@ShadeSlayer1911

2 жыл бұрын

@@wewoys what community is that? Cody himself says that he makes mistakes.

"Cody is trying to survive, but I see an opportunity to earn more money, period." -Guy whose name isnt Dave

@iknikblackstonevarrick.

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they chose him 🤦🏽

I bet Cody wears shoes inside the house but when he leaves his house he takes his shoes off

@baileythacker4245

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@dimitar72

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@baffledsquirrel2122

3 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian wearing shoes inside just sounds so weird lol

@decoy1312

3 жыл бұрын

@Ike Budke ?

@brianmanning34

3 жыл бұрын

His feet tears holes in the bed sheets

"You can cheer me on if you like 😂😂" "Joe you alright?" CODY SHUT UP

I like how Joe took 2 seconds to explain to cody his paddle just broke

props to the camera man for being able to walk on water man's a Saint

@jamesbarratt593

3 жыл бұрын

you know. he has those extra floatable shoes.

@vortex_7574

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@suthatchangplai6132

Жыл бұрын

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@ue8726

9 ай бұрын

It’s called zooming in fmd

Cody doesn’t fuck around! I love his serious face!! Codyyyyy!!!!!! Awesome fkn dude!

Every time Joe's face appears on the screen I wanna throw a hammer at my tv.

@jared9783

3 жыл бұрын

Why

@jaredhenderson7756

3 жыл бұрын

@@jared9783 he threatened to kill people

@calebcalixte1339

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredhenderson7756 why does he do that

@bananaman4613

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredhenderson7756 when? When did he do that?

@Zander-co5sd

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredhenderson7756 was it when he said he would stay and kill the poachers in South Africa?

They love working the angles, they could of saved that raft as the rapids were much father down but they had to make it more dramatic so we can see the raft break apart.

Laughed my ass off when cody stood up and the water is only waist deep

@roybatty-

3 жыл бұрын

Waist deep moving water is lethal.

@yourmom1481

2 жыл бұрын

@@roybatty- depends on how fast it is moving

@tatskamaster

2 жыл бұрын

@@roybatty- Pfft come on. It wasn't that strong of a current. A child could have saved that boat. This was clearly intentional directing and made up drama.

@jimmydean4494

2 жыл бұрын

@@roybatty- same way a bucket of water can drown a toddler or retard

@roybatty-

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmydean4494 That's what visitors to Yosemite say every year right before the current sweeps them to their untimely demise. Darwin.

I live the part Joe is claiming the tree and all of a sudden you can hear him say GOD BLESS AMERICA lol 😂😂😂My boy Joe

Why would he climb a tree that big when he could just go to Walmart?? 😳

@kibareh2606

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, instead of surviving out in the forest they could just relax in their homes. 😉

@getchasome6230

3 жыл бұрын

That tree is the equivalent of Walmart in that setting

@hotstinkytaco

3 жыл бұрын

There's Instacart, he doesn't need to go anywhere.

4:24 “As a man whose resume we never verified or cross-referenced, Joe has told us all of these things are true about himself and we totally believe him.”

@sarge5000

Жыл бұрын

Guy was a complete fraud lol

@sepheroth3373

Жыл бұрын

@sarge5000 I mean he was in the special forces. Just lied about how many times and where he was deployed. Also didn't mention he was black listed from the SF community due to being a liar, thief, and a fucking stalker. Also had a bad habit of writing bad checks to pay for shit.

3:59 “I’ll come back down”, “At a high rate of speed” 😂😂😂

"I have to back off because he's a big boy"

@jjackson4880

3 жыл бұрын

That whole bit from Cody was definitely chopped and dubbed. At 5:33 you can hear the audio change after ' We're trying to mitigate risk...' as well as a blatant change in course of the sentence. I don't think what he actually said was appropriate for television.

This dude walking barefoot in the Amazon’s😂😂

@voicelessglottalfricative6567

3 жыл бұрын

he like never wears shoes so his calluses probably shield from parasites

@voicelessglottalfricative6567

3 жыл бұрын

@Budda Brotha lol facts bro

You guys was like 2 ft away with the raft and the other dude push that raft into the current to make things more harder lol

Alternative title: Cody watches joe do something needlessly reckless because of his masculinity issues.

@hermanhelmich

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Let’s just take a moment I think about how the camera man is just sitting in the Amazon filming them not worried about the fact he could get bitten or eatin any minute.

Have to hand it to Joe on this one. The man's got balls. Huge ones

Even as a climber myself I like how joe got this with his knots on a climbing system

How is the camera man and the crew safe? Lol.

Looking back I never realized how big Cody was He’s looks like a wrestler That man is a beast

@andys3035

Жыл бұрын

Dude is a bear

The cameras make it more intense than it should’ve been

Props to Joe tho, that climb was absolutely perfect

Man that river scene was cool... the cameraman need more credit in these videos

The amount of energy he wasted climbing this tree was in no way being replaced by whatever those things were 😂

Those nuts/berries are not going to replace the energy that Joe just exerted to get up the tree lol.

How tf he walk without shoes through the most difficult areas

that was balls of steel.

Joe killed this show

Climbs a a 40 foot tree Me: can’t climb a fence starts crying half way over

"you'll come back down at a high rate of speed" LMAO

This is my favorite tv series of all time. i wish they would make a new season

@jimmyanthony101

2 жыл бұрын

Especially somewhere cold and not have a whole mental breakdown

Even better than the footage is the comment section So much funny stuff

0:52 “TO SHORE” *paddles in opposite directions*

They have the best dynamic

class 1 rapids (that the raft seemed to make on it own) ..... too large of a danger. climbing a slime covered trees 40ft using a very taxing climbing method..... worth it. ffs.

2:44 "dood somethin's biting my n-" *S L A P* Gotta love Cody. Hahahah

That one friend that doesn’t want to go home

I was thinking could he have just cut down a big long stick and just wacked the fruit off the tree ? It looked like he probably burnt more calories climbing the tree than the fruit even provides. He even said himself that he was gassed when he reached the top.

I been on a river like this with mini waterfalls but I was in a float really fun but strong currents that took all muscles to stand

Did joe just say "bless 'murica" when he was climbin that tree? :Dd fkn rofl!!

the raft made it perfectly lol

Food Here! LMAO 10+ camera shots + 10+ Go Pro Camera Angles i wonder what the camera crew and native laborers bring with them. LOL

"I'm going to drink this smoothie made from my feces and urine for psychological edge" Joe

That's amazing how the camera man climbed the other tree I guess with the camera and was able to video from that height

Joe is a green burea? That's crazy props to that man

@leonapaccione2646

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't

@ExelArts

Жыл бұрын

Army Sergeant Major George Davenport. When Davenport checked with the Special Forces schools, there was no mention of any Joseph Teti. Not is all as it seems: On-screen, David Teti and Cody Lundin share an incredible relationship. The pair seem to be the best of friends and are constantly covering each other’s backs. However, when Cody left the series after the fourth season, he revealed that he felt threatened by the presence of Joseph Teti. He revealed that Teti had a short fuse and would constantly intimidate Lundin with various weaponry. In an article published by the TMZ, it was revealed that Teti threatened to ‘bury’ him on a mountain while waving around an ice ax. During a shoot in Hawaii, Lundin said Teti threatened to impale him with a spear. Eventually, Lundin left the show and was replaced by Matt Graham after the fifth season.

McDonald’s is healthy for your body when you are fucking exhausted in the middle of the Amazon 🤣🤣

1-3 camera operators/gaffs. They are still alive. Production/Post production? MASSIVE. They are also still alive. In other words, it's not fake, but it's not real life either.

6:46 Are there not closer fruits down there?

@Mageofpie

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be dramatic. Lots of the show is setup nowadays just so they can make it look flashy. No doubt these guys are top tier survivalists but the show isn't anything like what it used to be, pretty sure that's half the reason Cody quit.

@flanigans1029

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mageofpie Cody quit because the producer told him to jump into ice water and induce hypothermia. Cody said no and walked

I can see Cody actually get pissed off in this episode with Joe lol

5:52 hell yea brother

Be careful!☆

Just throw something up the tree to knock em down lol

@user-mu2mp8ll6c

Ай бұрын

That's what I said! Find a heavy ass rock or something. They'll come down

All those muscles and the river current just laughs

I tried to imagine one of those venomous snakes Joe gets all butt-puckered over waiting for him at the top of the climb. "Sso nice to sssee you again, Joe. I bet you think I ssshould just leave you alone?"

The commentary lying about Joe's military credentials is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At the time 5:30 Cody says “but he’s a trained professional” and quietly in the background says “where?!” Lmao am I the only one ?!!!!!

@jimbo7497

3 жыл бұрын

He said “warrior”

We have those fruits in our school and we use them as projectikes when were playing with eachother we throw them with glue and other things sticking to them sometimes even cactus nails XD

Lmfao! I like the duo here, Dude they ALWAYS get into potentially perilous situations LOL - Are you not supposed to show how to avoid it not go near it? LOL.

No wonder these guys never lasted more than a season and some change together 😂

You'll come back down at a high rate of speed 😂

If a pro says "I'm going for it" I can't get on their way even if I cared about their health.

@sanchezzz69420

2 жыл бұрын

@G E T R E K T i watched that... not the smartest move. lol

The army guy is like JUST DO IT

cody: its food but its up there

6:33 anoyone else noticed the fruits hanging in codys arm reach? but I am sure the ones hanging higher up are more tastfull^^

Dave wouldn't have done that crazy stunt. Dude has some nuts (literally)

Yeah they definitely could have saved the raft lol

"you could at least cheer me on or something" "Keep doing what you're doing! You got this!" "Shut the fuck up"

They need to bring back Cody and Dave

Weighed the risk , risked life for nuts

Joe is dope Cody be slacken

This show was hilarious

Captain MERICA lol

Hilarious how they are frantically paddling for their lives yet the camera man still has time to get like eleventeen different shots/angles . That dude must be fast

i’m going through those rapids before i step foot in that water

He said god bless America while he was climbing the tree 😂

Cody: has the boat in waist high water Next shot: boat is floating down the river

When a river is running high like that, the apparent danger can be very deceptive. It's usually much more dangerous than it looks.

O you coming back down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The tree climb was more dangerous than just going through the rapids, there I said it.

God bless America for teaching this guy how to climb a tree

Joe is probably the best fake army vet. At least he shows more than other ppl I've met claiming they were in the army lmao

Joe risked it for the biscuit. Or in this case, nuts. Was fun to watch. Great video

The camera man has superpowers

6:15 violent man grunts

I didn’t hear a thank you😂

This may be the only time in the series Teti didn't absolutely fail doing something.

Risk for a food that cost more calories than you get. Good job private.