Why did it take youtube 5 years to recommend this to me? I love Joe Machi "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, that strategy doesn't work in the middle east, and it doesn't work in the ocean"
@cameronscott73043 жыл бұрын
"Everyone who tried Big League Chew is either in jail or dead. I don't have the stats on that." LOLOLOL
@jbanks4life6 жыл бұрын
He said these kids aren't that bright cuz you don't even have to crush up Pixie sticks😂😂🤣
@erinlynch4
5 жыл бұрын
My peers really snorted pixie stix when I was in middle school. Not me though.
@colbicolbiWTF
2 жыл бұрын
@@erinlynch4 same, but it was to make yourself cry blue tears lol but my sis loved scarface and i use to put some pixie stix dust on my hand like they do in the movie, thumb and finger and id go up to adults and snort it and be like " you want a bump ? " LOL only a few times i was 12 i did dumb shit for laughs, including the little nikki scene where he punched himself in the nuts repeatedly but i would hit my pelvic bone not my actual junk xD that and the napoleon dynamite dance... i use to hoard fake blood, stock up on halloween so i could use to to fk with people xD had bottles and tubes of it and used a tube at school i put it in my nose and squeezed too hard and it shot up and went down my throat and choked me ROTFL in class, i was coughing up and spitting out blood and dripping from my nose and HOLY SHIT my teacher freaked out she was so scared and i didnt wanna get caught so i just let her hold my face and rush me to the nurses office where the nurse was like we gotta get u to a hospital and i pulled out the tube and was like... im sorry i was trying to do a joke and it shot down my throat.. lol she was cool and let me clean up myself and hangout in the office for abit and she didnt tell anyone what happened cause she knew my principle and teacher were bitches xD
@archerboy584 жыл бұрын
Red Eye was a great show! I miss it.
@MK-ih6wp
3 жыл бұрын
What would it take to get Greg, Andy, Bill back together for a Red Eye reunion? I hope they are all doing well & still friends these days.
@TheReddragon644 жыл бұрын
Joe Machi is always my favorite guest on the GGS.
@Browningate
2 жыл бұрын
And now on "Gutfeld!"
@michaelorr81905 ай бұрын
This clip is like fine wine 🍷 😍 👌 these guys are comedy gold!
@derrickm20934 жыл бұрын
Machi is the best!!! Trying to find his bit about not forgetting my breadsticks
@andrewcomments58126 жыл бұрын
Joe was funny as fuck. I miss Red Eye.
@jonathanb.91503 жыл бұрын
I know this is old - but this video should have wayyy more views
@johnbedell23763 жыл бұрын
"They hate bleach, Greg."
@FEVERDREAM19832 жыл бұрын
Watching this is in 2021 thinking about how 2014 looking pretty damned great right about now.
@steverenom.299
Жыл бұрын
Pretty damned great was from 2016 to 2020.
@eipi51736 жыл бұрын
By far his funniest character. Hope to see him back soon.
@sbbudj2 жыл бұрын
Joe Machi is great
@talbrott4 жыл бұрын
such commitment. Great character.
@TristanDeCunha9 жыл бұрын
such a funny character. his jokes are crack on without sinking to the lowest common denominator. refreshing comedian.
@ModeratelyAmused2 жыл бұрын
Not only do pixie stix come loaded with precrushed candy, but they provide the straw as well.
@biancalauren49814 жыл бұрын
The pixie sticks comment had me crying laughing
@execatty
2 жыл бұрын
me too i just posted funniest ever
@execatty2 жыл бұрын
pixie sticks line is epic
@favoritemustard35424 жыл бұрын
Man's quick on his flows!
@daapdary Жыл бұрын
At 0:19, Machi's answer is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
@JoshShuman7 жыл бұрын
If Anchorman ever comes back with another movie, Joe Machi should be in it. He could replace Brick!
@davebryan84169 жыл бұрын
"i think that's how sex works" he's the emo phillips of today.
@jchis98524 жыл бұрын
Man I miss Red Eye!
@bradlafferty44936 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest he ever was!!! Bravo Chap
@LilMnstR852 жыл бұрын
2014 was a scare year 😂 hold my Corona we are in 2021…
@eddypuentes6155
Жыл бұрын
2021 was indeed scary 😳. The new name of this disease is coronavirus 2019 abbreviated as COVID-19. In COVID-19, 'VI' for virus 'D' for disease. Formerly, this disease was referred to as "2019 novel coronavirus" or "2019-nCoV."
@bellwethertrucking3650
Жыл бұрын
@@eddypuentes6155 The first case of corona in the u.s. was January of 2020.
@eddypuentes6155
Жыл бұрын
@@bellwethertrucking3650 I'm aware of that now. Thank you for the info ☺. Have a nice day😊.
@theothertroll6 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't a snake Greg" - ROFLMAO! I love shit and fart jokes ~
@alexeysaranchev61184 жыл бұрын
Joe Machi looks like Mark Corrigan's optimistic twin.
@colbicolbiWTF2 жыл бұрын
im 26, when i was 12 my friends and sister who got them to do it she was in hs, snorted pixie stix, the blue ones cause when u did it and made ur eyes water you could have blue tears lol
That strategy doesn't work on the middle east or the east.😂😂
@blackraspberryproductions81184 жыл бұрын
Is he never not funny?
@trevorwilson66834 жыл бұрын
He gained weight, I sympathize
@quity9193 жыл бұрын
i like fox news for the first time ever
@high24074 жыл бұрын
Those aren't smarties for fuck's sake
@truckerenoch88244 жыл бұрын
I honestly may have started the trend of snorting smarties back in 1991. No b.s. The story went viral in my area. I was in 10th grade, in German class and asked if anyone dared me? ... Of course they did! They were other 10th graders! Spoiler alert ...it *HURT!!!* 😂😂😂
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Why did it take youtube 5 years to recommend this to me? I love Joe Machi "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, that strategy doesn't work in the middle east, and it doesn't work in the ocean"
"Everyone who tried Big League Chew is either in jail or dead. I don't have the stats on that." LOLOLOL
He said these kids aren't that bright cuz you don't even have to crush up Pixie sticks😂😂🤣
@erinlynch4
5 жыл бұрын
My peers really snorted pixie stix when I was in middle school. Not me though.
@colbicolbiWTF
2 жыл бұрын
@@erinlynch4 same, but it was to make yourself cry blue tears lol but my sis loved scarface and i use to put some pixie stix dust on my hand like they do in the movie, thumb and finger and id go up to adults and snort it and be like " you want a bump ? " LOL only a few times i was 12 i did dumb shit for laughs, including the little nikki scene where he punched himself in the nuts repeatedly but i would hit my pelvic bone not my actual junk xD that and the napoleon dynamite dance... i use to hoard fake blood, stock up on halloween so i could use to to fk with people xD had bottles and tubes of it and used a tube at school i put it in my nose and squeezed too hard and it shot up and went down my throat and choked me ROTFL in class, i was coughing up and spitting out blood and dripping from my nose and HOLY SHIT my teacher freaked out she was so scared and i didnt wanna get caught so i just let her hold my face and rush me to the nurses office where the nurse was like we gotta get u to a hospital and i pulled out the tube and was like... im sorry i was trying to do a joke and it shot down my throat.. lol she was cool and let me clean up myself and hangout in the office for abit and she didnt tell anyone what happened cause she knew my principle and teacher were bitches xD
Red Eye was a great show! I miss it.
@MK-ih6wp
3 жыл бұрын
What would it take to get Greg, Andy, Bill back together for a Red Eye reunion? I hope they are all doing well & still friends these days.
Joe Machi is always my favorite guest on the GGS.
@Browningate
2 жыл бұрын
And now on "Gutfeld!"
This clip is like fine wine 🍷 😍 👌 these guys are comedy gold!
Machi is the best!!! Trying to find his bit about not forgetting my breadsticks
Joe was funny as fuck. I miss Red Eye.
I know this is old - but this video should have wayyy more views
"They hate bleach, Greg."
Watching this is in 2021 thinking about how 2014 looking pretty damned great right about now.
@steverenom.299
Жыл бұрын
Pretty damned great was from 2016 to 2020.
By far his funniest character. Hope to see him back soon.
Joe Machi is great
such commitment. Great character.
such a funny character. his jokes are crack on without sinking to the lowest common denominator. refreshing comedian.
Not only do pixie stix come loaded with precrushed candy, but they provide the straw as well.
The pixie sticks comment had me crying laughing
@execatty
2 жыл бұрын
me too i just posted funniest ever
pixie sticks line is epic
Man's quick on his flows!
At 0:19, Machi's answer is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
If Anchorman ever comes back with another movie, Joe Machi should be in it. He could replace Brick!
"i think that's how sex works" he's the emo phillips of today.
Man I miss Red Eye!
That was the funniest he ever was!!! Bravo Chap
2014 was a scare year 😂 hold my Corona we are in 2021…
@eddypuentes6155
Жыл бұрын
2021 was indeed scary 😳. The new name of this disease is coronavirus 2019 abbreviated as COVID-19. In COVID-19, 'VI' for virus 'D' for disease. Formerly, this disease was referred to as "2019 novel coronavirus" or "2019-nCoV."
@bellwethertrucking3650
Жыл бұрын
@@eddypuentes6155 The first case of corona in the u.s. was January of 2020.
@eddypuentes6155
Жыл бұрын
@@bellwethertrucking3650 I'm aware of that now. Thank you for the info ☺. Have a nice day😊.
"That wasn't a snake Greg" - ROFLMAO! I love shit and fart jokes ~
Joe Machi looks like Mark Corrigan's optimistic twin.
im 26, when i was 12 my friends and sister who got them to do it she was in hs, snorted pixie stix, the blue ones cause when u did it and made ur eyes water you could have blue tears lol
They literally used Super-Rats in Joker.
Hahahaha
What is that opening song?
2:52 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️ 🥢🥢🏒🏒🏑🏑🧈🧈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elon Musk knows all aboot *...space nets...*
he was robbed i tell u ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That strategy doesn't work on the middle east or the east.😂😂
Is he never not funny?
He gained weight, I sympathize
i like fox news for the first time ever
Those aren't smarties for fuck's sake
I honestly may have started the trend of snorting smarties back in 1991. No b.s. The story went viral in my area. I was in 10th grade, in German class and asked if anyone dared me? ... Of course they did! They were other 10th graders! Spoiler alert ...it *HURT!!!* 😂😂😂
Why... why is he on FOX?