Joe Dombrowski - Don't Eat the Crayons [Full Special]
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You thought Miss Frizzle had wild stories from the Magic School Bus? Wait until you hear Joe Dombrowski’s compilation of classroom mishaps in his first-ever comedy special, “Don’t Eat the Crayons.” Having escaped the classroom after 10 years of being an elementary educator, Joe is now able to say it like it is. Trust us when we tell you he does just that in this 30 minutes of non-stop chaos.
Gone to school? Have a kid? Know a kid!? You don’t have to be a teacher to get a kick out of “Don’t Eat the Crayons.” Crafted with nothing but truth, Joe leads you through his time with unfiltered kindergarteners, odor-ridden 5th graders, and even the “joys” of teaching about the birds and the bees.
Written and performed by Joe Dombrowski, “Don’t Eat The Crayons” was filmed in March of 2023 at The Belasco Theater in Los Angeles California in production with Don’t Tell Comedy. Directed by Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnuzer with executive producers Alex Goodman and Rachel Helix of Levity Entertainment.
Get ready for a good laugh and a bit of unprofessional development. In the words of Miss Frizzle “SEAT BELTS, EVERYONE!”
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0:00 Intro
1:33 L-I-T-T-L-E T-I-T-T-I-E-S
2:56 Cindy
4:32 Holidays/Halloween
7:29 Lies!
8:25 Private School Dads
8:55 Lies cont.
10:22 Losing TeethTeeth
13:03 Grandparents Week
14:27 Scissors
14:58 Estaban
17:28 5th Grade
18:04 Drug Prevention Education
18:59 Trying Not to Laugh
20:58 Guns in Schools
26:15 Sex Ed
32:20 Credits
33:15 Behind the Scenes Moment
Joe Dombrowski (aka Mr.D) took the world by storm in 2017 with a viral April Fools’ Day spelling test prank that landed him multiple appearances on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Don't get it twisted though! It takes at least 20 years to be an overnight sensation! Joe has been doing stand-up comedy since he was eight years old in his third-grade talent show. He's never stopped! Since Joe's rise to fame, he has been traveling the globe with his stand-up comedy which often highlights his crazy life as an elementary school teacher. When he’s not getting creative on screens and stages, Joe spends his time in Seattle, Washington producing his podcast “Social Studies” where he recaps absolutely insane stories from teachers all over the world.
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@elizabethobrien5702
6 ай бұрын
You are just too much 😂😂 Esteban with the scissors 😮. Well at least they are honest 😊 I love your comedy 😘
@user-uu3bd3tc8e
6 ай бұрын
That was phenomenal! The energy, the physical comedy, the VIBE. Truly immaculate!!! I will stan Joe until the end of time
@nvpcse
6 ай бұрын
I cant wait to see you and Gaspere tonight!!!
@Ginagm71
6 ай бұрын
Just saw you tonight in Albany! Such a great show! Stay weird! 😉
@EmilyAnaliese
5 ай бұрын
OMG WE NEED ANOTHER LONGER SPECIAL THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY !!!! 😂
All the streaming services missed out by not cashing in on this special! Joe is comedy gold! The special did NOT disappoint!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
@amykrebs7809
6 ай бұрын
Missed out big time!!
@noniekayokay3166
6 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking. Netflix should pick this up.
@yendisderaj
6 ай бұрын
I totally agree!!
@aturner3326
6 ай бұрын
Pick it up so we can hear more jokes!
Netflix, give Joey Music a call! He proved he deserves a special on your platform. :)
@kirannaz2049
6 ай бұрын
I agree
@KaylaT0211
6 ай бұрын
I second this!
@meldorion2011
6 ай бұрын
Yes please!!!
@codyboy93726
6 ай бұрын
YES PLEASE!!
@user-lz4sl6gk3j
6 ай бұрын
Agreed! So funny! 😂
Not me unexpectedly crying during the last 30 seconds! Loved this! As a teacher who left the classroom after almost 15 years in 2020 to pursue a new dream I couldn’t be a bigger fan of Joe!!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
You and me both 😭
@aubreyjaklich67
6 ай бұрын
Same!!!! So sweet.
@renaesome
6 ай бұрын
I was going to comment the same thing! Goosebumps and tears in my eyes in those last 30 seconds! I left after 18 years in 2020 and I treasure the relationships I still have with former students and their families.
@susanjohnson2091
6 ай бұрын
And that's why we teach!
@deedlelee
6 ай бұрын
Yes! Agreed!
This is AMAZING! I was laughing for 30 mins straight! Joe👏did👏 not 👏 disappoint 👏!
Currently watching live- as a teacher myself, this special is hysterical. Sharing with all my teacher friends. I hope Joe does more teacher specials
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Please do! I appreciate that so much!
@meldorion2011
6 ай бұрын
Yes! No pressure but more specials asap please!!! Loved it!
@denansundance
6 ай бұрын
I have shared as well. Funny stuff.
@samwickham641
6 ай бұрын
@@meldorion2011amen!
@juliesanger4488
6 ай бұрын
Yes!
The stories he tells are so relatable to anyone, who has ever met a kid before! Cannot wait to see what Joe has planned next!
@aturner3326
6 ай бұрын
All the things we want to say…
@lizthewiz7854
6 ай бұрын
Yep!
@kristy1135
6 ай бұрын
So super stoked! Just heard you for the first time! Made a life long fan!
@casiemort7829
6 ай бұрын
Absolutely! @@aturner3326
I was able to be in this audience and I’ll say it was just as funny then as it is now!!!! He’s so talented, honest, and hilarious
So funny. Laughed the whole time. Excellent job Joe! Netflix missed out big time!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
Joe has officially raised the bar on comedy specials! This was an hour of non-stop laughter. I'm not a teacher, but am a mom and I can absolutely relate!!❤😂❤😂❤😂❤
@jennahayenga2333
6 ай бұрын
Yes! I'm not a teacher either, but can relate as a mom too.
@cmarievh9225
6 ай бұрын
I couldn’t agree more with you!
@elizabethbrederson2748
6 ай бұрын
I am a former special education teacher, now Autism mama and went into ABA therapy. Man does this stuff relate !
@kylef2937
4 ай бұрын
Half hour
Joe is seriously comedic gold!!! He even had my non teacher husband laughing!!!
Mr. D was a virtual speaker for my school system in 2021. I have followed him since. Talented and hilarious 🤣. Congrats on following your dream. I am sure every teacher can relate.
@taylormeisegeier5491
5 ай бұрын
So awesome!!! He’s the best❤
Absolute GOLD!!!!!!!!! I’m an OG fan and have loved Joe for so long. My son has cancer and Joe’s videos brought me so much joy during the worst of times. Netflix and all the others are MISSING OUT HANDS DOWN!!!!! Get it together and sign him for this special and support him for future ones!!!
@kristy1135
6 ай бұрын
Dude good set!!!!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Sending love to you and your family! Glad I could put a smile on your face. ❤
As a retired kindergarten and first grade teacher (I can talk about it now) I can completely relate. I also dabbled in 2nd, 3rd, and 5th, but there's nothing like K-1. Thanks for making primary teachers everywhere proud. I thoroughly enjoyed your special, and I can't wait for more!
@kristy1135
6 ай бұрын
SO HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
@user-dk3bh9co2e
6 ай бұрын
As a retired teacher, I love to hear about the great things kids do!
Sooo excited for this! I know it won’t disappoint, Joe is hysterical!
I love the message at the end to follow those dreams. You’re the true example of someone who works harder than everyone else to make it all happen. An amazing special that definitely did not disappoint!!
Loved it! At home recovering from surgery. I laughed the entire 30 minutes! Thanks Joe!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Get better soon and thank you so much for watching!
@jenniferbelland3900
6 ай бұрын
Best of luck on your recovery!
@gobleugirl
6 ай бұрын
don't bust a staple!
I cannot wait to see this!! My teacher friends are getting together to watch it!! Joe is my fave!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Yes!
@suziemcgee5859
6 ай бұрын
What a great idea!
This is a guy I would like to see in the next blockbuster movie!!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Only if you’re in it with me
Watched with my daughter who is a teacher. We laughed our asses off beginning to end !! Sending to all our friends !! Thank you Joe. Can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next. ❤❤❤
This was hilarious!! I highly recommend this special to anyone, especially teachers. We need more specials from Joe!
@yendisderaj
6 ай бұрын
Agreed!!
@jodysaso7269
6 ай бұрын
YES! More, please!!
I wish it was longer! It was so good. I sent to my teacher friends.
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
You're the best!
Omgoodness!! So fantastically funny!!! I didnt want it to end!!! Great job Joe!!! The physical comedy and facial expressions added so much. Loved the set!!! Keep reaching for the dream! You’re so wonderful!!! Thanks for giving us teachers a voice and some comedy relief! I have worked with special ed kids for 10 yrs and laughter is how I survive! THANK YOU!!! 🙏✌️
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!!
I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂. Glad you are keeping it real.
The counting down the minutes now. So excited to see this! Go get ‘em Joe 🖍️🎉
If anyone watching this doesn’t listen to the Social Studies podcast YOU ARE MISSING OUT!
Aw, Joe!!! BRAVO!!! So so funny. I am back in a preschool classroom for the first time in years, and My GAWD, we adore you! More more more! I cannot with the cow!!! Love love love!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much, Betty!
I got a flat tire tonight & immediately came home to watch this to turn my night around. 30 minutes of laughing so hard I cried 😂 Night made!
Joe! So proud of you and i am still flabbergasted over that shimmy in my face🎉
Just what I needed!! This was hilarious! My non teacher husband was laughing with me! Awesome special!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Awesome! Thank you!
I laughed the entire time! The best possible way to laugh at the stresses that come with teaching. Joe always amazes me with his relatable context and hilarious delivery!
@gobleugirl
6 ай бұрын
very funny stuff!
@jodysaso7269
6 ай бұрын
Agreed!! Totally what we’d be talking about in the teacher’s lounge!!
Absolutely KILLED IT on AYG! Shout out to the Bozos and Homies!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Hey thanks so much! Glad you came over to say hey
This special was a triumph...A++ for Mr.D🎉. I woke my kids up laughing 🤭🫡
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
So funny! What a great special! Only amazing things coming your way Joe!
@taylormeisegeier5491
5 ай бұрын
I agree!!! The world ain’t ready for mr. D he’s gonna do amazing things❤❤❤
Joe is amazing! Laughed so hard through the entire set! Congrats Joe on comedy gold!
Go Joe!!!!!! (P.S. if you and Gaspare don't start a KZread show or a legit TV show Imma start a riot... I NEED to see you guys visiting haunted places together or something like that it would be HILARIOUS)
My belly hurts from laughing so hard! Joe I’ve followed you from the beginning! The special was absolutely amazing! Thanks for sharing your comedy for all of us teachers to relax and enjoy!
Loved the special! Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen your comedy I always laugh!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
You're the best!
Loved and laughed every minute! 😂
I’ve been waiting for this premiere!! I am on a trip in Peru (from Maine), and tonight I made sure to be home @7 to watch this 😁❤️🥰 Love your podcasts too!
I am sharing this on Facebook and with all my friends so nobody misses out on this hysterical special by Joe. Also, less then three days till the live taping of The Social Studies Podcast live taping at Chelsea Music Hall!!
This was awesome!! Definitely one of my favorite comedians!! 🥰🙌🏻
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
As an OG fan and fellow Kindergarten teacher that has followed Joe since CMU, this was the perfect way to chase away the Sunday Scaries. Loved it MrD! Keep 'em coming!! 🤩
My husband and I just watched this and laughed SO hard. Great job, Joe! I've been a fan of your podcast for a long time, and I'm so excited to see you killing it up on stage!
Laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Bravo, Joe! Thanks for the laughs
As an elementary school occupational therapist (related services provider), his comedy is always on point. So excited for this special!
Loved it Joe!! Great work 🎉🎉
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
You’re just the best! 😭 thank you!!!!
Just shared this to Facebook. Can’t wait to watch it! So proud of you! Looks like a great time was had by all!! ❤❤
So incredibly excited for you Joe! Utterly amazing and hilarious! You’d be surprised how much similarities between teaching and medical field with the shit patients and kids say 😆 big platforms have definitely missed out but I think you did it brilliantly by going with KZread where viewers can see it for free because your comedic genius will reach far further this way and in time will grant a much bigger payoff to you! Next stop comedy special at Madison Square 👍🏻❤️
Loved this so much! I laughed from start to finish. You bring the energy in person and on screen. Netflix sure missed out here!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Yay! Thank you!
So excited to watch…again!!! I was there in the front row to see it live. Great show,Joe🎉
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!
Great show, Joe’s so very funny.
I am so pumped for this! I was sad to miss you in Buffalo bc you sold out all 4 shows. I learned my lesson. Come back soon! ❤❤❤
So funny!! Can’t wait to see you at the live podcast taping on Wednesday!!
I’m so excited for this special!!!! ❤🎉
@jodysaso7269
6 ай бұрын
Nov 5 can’t get here soon enough!!
OMG!!!!! Phenomenal special!!! I was lucky enough to be in the audience in LA, and I had goosebumps watching it again! This is pure brilliance and should be required viewing for all teachers and their loved ones! So proud of you, Joe!!! ❤🎉
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
@nbculocal-strategy4711
6 ай бұрын
omg so jealous! The energy is great - must have been even better in person!
@jenniferprivitera1485
6 ай бұрын
@@nbculocal-strategy4711Yes!! It was honestly electric!
🎉 buckle up it’s going to be so much fun! Got to see him live and can’t wait!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you!!!!!! 🎉🎉
Joe D always puts on the best shows! I've seen him twice in person and I always leave with my face hurting from laughing so hard! Every teacher everywhere needs to see this! :)
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
Just what I needed today. Thanks for the joy, Joe! Shout out from Brooklyn.
We LOVE Mr. D in my household! We literally had a countdown to the special. Joe doesn’t disappoint, he is comedy gold and truly says it like it is. 👏👏👏
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
Fantastic show! I've seen Joe's stand up twice in person and loved it.This special with all his stories of being an educator is comedy gold! As a fellow educator - so many of his stories are shared experiences, it's a wild ride and Joe's all in for taking you along on it! Great job, Joe!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
So excited! I've been waiting all day!
This was amazing! Sharing with all my teacher friends stat. ❤️
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank so much!
@sandyatkielski7710
6 ай бұрын
Me too! Just shared the link with everyone at school
Great job Joe! As a retired teacher I can tell you not much has changed in the classroom except now we can laugh about it! BYOB! Dying! Love the set!
I shared on my FB page! Can’t wait to watch. Love his humor. 🎉❤😂
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you!
I'm so proud of you, Joe! I'm still waiting for you to come to Winnipeg one day, but until then, I'll be watching this special on repeat 🤗😁 👏 👍
Omg I love it!! The first few minutes had me cracking up
So hilarious! My husband and I can’t stop laughing!!! Oh Cindy !!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
I can’t believe a network didn’t pick this up! Well done, Joe! I can’t wait to watch again and again!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
Thank you Joe! We need more of this, so much fun ❤
Super excited
After seeing you in Buffalo last night, I had to check this out today! I needed this weekend full of laughs SO much! Keep doing what you're doing! Hilarious AND relatable!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Awesome! Thank you!
I’ve been following the podcast from day 1 and have been waiting for this to come out! 🎉
My teacher friends and I have seen Joe do standup in Seattle twice now, we are excited for a third time. I love getting to see his stand up here too!
Im here after the AYG episode. Great special man. Welcome to the AYG fam!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you! Means a lot!
I'm so proud of Joe! His comedy has skyrocketed to new heights and I loved every second of this special!!
Didn’t think it was possible, but this special makes me even more excited to see Joe in Royal Oak in a few weeks! Not a teacher, just a longtime fan, and loved every second of this!
Joe, the musket was absolute pure gold. 100% accurate. 🤣 🤣
Calling all Teachers!!! This guys is hilarious 😂😂😂
So funny!! So incredibly accurate!! Great job Joe!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
Joe crushed it! Laughed it so hard!!!! 😂😂😂
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
@Liz-in8lu
5 ай бұрын
It was an amazing set!!
Just finished watching and I can’t stop smiling! Sooo funny!!! Loved it and you will, too!!! I will definitely be watching it again and again!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Yay! Thank you!
Not a teacher but mom of 5 and I could relate 😂😂😂 Joe had me cackling the whole time!!! ❤❤
Love Joe! I listen to “The Social Studies Podcast” every week with my son while driving him to school, leaving us laughing and talking back to the speaker as if Joe and Gaspare can hear us.
As a fan of Joe Dombrowski’s for years now it is incredible to see him with his very own special! This is just the beginning of his career of specials. He is hilarious whether you are a teacher who can relate or even if you aren’t a teacher. He knows how to make you belly laugh until you cheeks and stomach hurts. I highly suggest you watch this video and see him live when he comes to your area!
Loved it! Hope this special gets picked up! I’m not a teacher, but anyone who knows kids will love it!
Hilarious! Spot on truths from the classroom, loved it! Keep up the funny!
❤❤❤❤❤ LOVED it! You did an amazing performance. I watched with my 18 yr old daughter and we both laughed and laughed 😂- thank you for doing this!!!!
This right here, you never disappoint 🤣🤣….. now I can show my friends why I’ve came to so many of your shows ! 😂😂
This is absolutely hysterical, from start to finish! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Can’t thank you enough! Glad you enjoyed it!
Missed him in B’lo last night. Can’t wait for this special!
Best belly laughs I have had in a long time! Great show Mr. D!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
So👏🏼damn👏🏼funny👏🏼. Long time fan of Joe as a fellow Michigander! Watch this special and go see him on tour, he deserves all the praise and success there is! P.S. Come back to San Diego, Joe!!!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
You’re too good to me. Thank you!
I’m so excited for this!!
As a former teacher and a mom of 2 school age kids…I related so much to all of this!! Thank you Joe for taking the pain of teaching and turning it into humor. Because as my mom always says “if you can laugh or cry about it, you might as well laugh.”
OMG as a middle school teacher who has also subbed like every grade level I can say this is not only spot on but one of the funniest comedy sets I’ve watched! Pure comedy gold from Joe Dombrowski! A++++
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching, Kerry!
I’ve been following you on social media for a couple years and listen to your podcast every week. I have been counting down the days til this dropped and it did not disappoint!! Congratulations!! Netflix missed out big time
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Wow, thank you!
@187942
3 ай бұрын
There’s a podcast?!
I'm crying from laughing so hard. Shared this on social media with all my friends! So hilarious!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching and sharing!
As a kindergarten teacher it’s so nice to be able to laugh at these experiences! Thanks for the giggles!
@joe_dombrowski
6 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
I’ve been a fan for years and years. Joe is hilarious and I look forward to all of his work. Listen to his podcast and watch this special. You won’t be disappointed!