Walks by store Gets hit in the face with a ticket Looks inside Sees 5 Redbulls near the worker Understandable Keep on walking

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

lol i love it

@carlmarcus6850

7 жыл бұрын

What that part at

@razgulan7249

7 жыл бұрын

And here we have the drunken idiot in his natural rage.

@HotSkeleton

7 жыл бұрын

Phil Up The Bucket, you might wanna move...

@eef1271

7 жыл бұрын

HDgamer8200 [HUN] 🖕

Um... Buddy? Hate to break it to ya, But you're bein' paid by the hour.

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

DOH

@BritishGun

7 жыл бұрын

JAMITTY Galaxy Ghost Think of the raise though.

@mwolfe1486

7 жыл бұрын

Windscar267 (first, this is just clarifying, i get the joke fully :p) Payed by the hour is based off a preset time quota. It's a set time for how long a job would take supposedly. This is to take in account of obstacles that cause delay. Some sets are based off using older equipment and methods, and thus means you can get the worth of 3 hours when it only takes 1. This is also why goofing around to build time up isn't a thing So to sum up everything, you still get payed :3 Edit: wow, why was i so damn stupid and full of myself. I would kick my own ass if i heard myself talk like that

@JohnyScissors

7 жыл бұрын

It's ok. The faster you get done, the faster you can get paid to do nothing

@annagrzelak4131

6 жыл бұрын

Galaxy Ghost

"the most important thing is that the product is safe" -uses the fireworks on children

@ozolretired1943

6 жыл бұрын

holy shit i laughed so hard reading this

@zenon8224

5 жыл бұрын

What children? I only saw ManAdultRobot?

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

@@zenon8224 yeah.

@margaretsanchez4826

4 жыл бұрын

Its an adult,of coarse!

@tobyfogg5861

3 жыл бұрын

well the fire works are not the kids lol

"Youre a kind young human" *leans over and steals glasses and puts on manager*

@thecountercounter9127

5 жыл бұрын

its not like she needed it to see anything am i right? *laugh track*

@samtinkle9076

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet: 50

@ianfromwiisports

5 жыл бұрын

I lost it there. 😂😂😂

I can only imagine him alone in his room playing this game and yelling YEEEEEET every time he throws a ticket out the door.

@AdminHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@youngstargamingandvlogs4774

5 жыл бұрын

Ticket has been yoten... Yote... Yaught Yeeted.

@benjamingettler4563

5 жыл бұрын

@@youngstargamingandvlogs4774 Yit Yat Yaated Yeed

@EthanCreativeMIND

5 жыл бұрын

I would say it

@tokyohanamura

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment needs 1k+ likes cause I’m laughing my ass off real hard right now

I love how he stole the banana from the robber

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Henry Ward I had to do something I was terrified lol

@justanormalcatwaitingforfo2492

7 жыл бұрын

Windscar267 You should have eat the banana

@YouDooot

7 жыл бұрын

Henry Ward robber: HEY I AM ROBBING THIS STORE. Casheer: No I am robbing you!

@ValentineC137

7 жыл бұрын

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?

@SilkCutJaguarXJR-

7 жыл бұрын

This is a robbery But today is the opposite day! OOOH lol i stole ur banana

I like how he gets triggered and tries to hurry the costumers

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

lol thanks for the comment

@lightwarior7295

7 жыл бұрын

CALM DOWN ITS JUST A GAME XD also I like how yu shot the kids XD

@cookieusa1

6 жыл бұрын

I agree

@brutescum7892

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the little extra hand motions

@joshuagough9372

5 жыл бұрын

@@Murph0981 111Robertson

"Dispatch we have a robbery in progress." "10-4 in pursuit" *car windshield get's hit by ticket paper* *car drives off of road* "OFFICER DOWN!"

@tottyamadeus591

7 жыл бұрын

Hawkeye Gaming thougt the same here xD

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL* coughs* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* cough* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *DIES*

@supermariasp8420

6 жыл бұрын

XD GG Its vert Funny

@jasons6998

5 жыл бұрын

Nice comment but I you do slow it down it missed but it still cracked me up

@Slavky

4 жыл бұрын

Hawkeye Gaming c

I love how animated you are and the personality you show without a facecam or even needing to talk. Hope to see more of this!

@CheezyCEAnimation

5 жыл бұрын

Rizu75 De Leon Shantae

I love how they just do random shit while waiting I love vr speed runs

I never think that speedrun can be soo funny xD

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Kacperek yea I know right

@yamesswole2816

7 жыл бұрын

Windscar267 Imagine walking by and getting smacked by a ticket

@HotSkeleton

7 жыл бұрын

Kacperek, look for the office speed run, it's also great.

@txqea9817

7 жыл бұрын

watch the office speed run

@Virus-Soup

7 жыл бұрын

The Skyrim speedrun at Summer GDQ 2016 by DrTChopswas pretty good. Worth watching if you have the time.

Human:does everything he wants in .5 seconds Robot on phone:took ya long enough Me:lol

@rj6110

7 жыл бұрын

Dragon roblox vlogs and other thats how it works irl too

@thermax44

7 жыл бұрын

Renato J the robot is so impatient

@alaeriia01

6 жыл бұрын

As a store clerk myself, I can confirm that this happens a lot.

@jameson5508

5 жыл бұрын

​@@alaeriia01 Most accurate part of the simulation haha people who treat service people poorly are absolute trash. I'm so happy nowadays to be done being a service person and being able to call out rude ass customers.

Thief: YOU NEVER CATCH ME steals his banana

"That was strange, but the most important thing is that the product is safe" *product is exploding in a trash can*

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

useless cucumber XDDDDDDDDDDDD

@mokey9389

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a recycling bin and lol

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

And also it was used on children. Doesnt seem safe. Oh wait. That was an adult.

@frogmasto

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mangos1021 yeah OBVIOUSLY ITS AN ADULT!

I love it when store clerks remove my glasses without me asking.

@AdminHouse

5 жыл бұрын

*takes glasses*

@HvnWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

How do pigeons wear glasses tho

So many good moments in this video "Peace out. bro" *Throws a pretzel at him* "You'll never catch meeeee" *Takes his weapon and throws it* "I want...food" *Throws a flower pot at him* You can make a religion out of this.....

@tottyamadeus591

7 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Alkhayat THE SUN IS A *DEADLY LAZER*

@prestongarvy8743

7 жыл бұрын

Kyrie Katzumi _Hire a Samurai_

@TM-qk2yy

7 жыл бұрын

No dont

@Chroma710

7 жыл бұрын

Hi,dipshit - Said China

@ashrlc

7 жыл бұрын

*NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET*

when it's ur last Day at work and it's Summer the next Day:

@Xeryun

7 жыл бұрын

Not how most jobs work ^

@namewasadeadmemeandcantthi184

7 жыл бұрын

Xeryun it's a joke

@Xeryun

7 жыл бұрын

Top Doge I knoe

@gatekka.

7 жыл бұрын

If you know its a joke, I don't know why you're comparing the joke with real life jobs lul.

@thatwouldbeillegal7047

7 жыл бұрын

PotatoProductions thats part of his joke that you didint get.

this man is so nice, he says bye to every customer, great to have him serving us!

@wrenchonabench7331

2 жыл бұрын

Even the robber lol

Who else lost their shit every time he threw the ticket out the door??? 😂😂

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

GamingDead meh

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@supgambros

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@betsygabriel425

5 жыл бұрын

🤚

@tokyohanamura

5 жыл бұрын

EVERY DAMN TIME

This speed run is just one big meme

@kindasus899

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Jennings indeed

@JesusChrist-lv7uo

3 жыл бұрын

how?

your'e still on the job human Jobbot.

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Dragonlord ok fine jobbot I will get back to work lol

@smasher4914

7 жыл бұрын

alos, I on't pay you to steal peoples glasses!

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

idk i will steal glasses if i want XP

@smasher4914

7 жыл бұрын

SUCH AUDACITY!? I COULD FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW! but I won't because you're the only one I can hire for less than minimum wage...

@chris2rich

6 жыл бұрын

Dragonlord q

"We have a reported robbery at a convenience (misspelled?) store" *is in police car, police car gets hit by ticket*

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@ihatetrollingGaming

7 жыл бұрын

and then the police car gets hit by a banana as the robber flees

@kxrby5696

7 жыл бұрын

thanks dude, i was tired af

I love the little gestures, they're so much emotion without using a single word.

@TriforceOfCourage97

6 жыл бұрын

like the one where hes trying to get the merch from the thing, like gimmie gimmie gimmie lol

The way this dude plays is funny 😂 he throws the ticket out the door 😂

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Bottlecap thanks man

@okkuashi

7 жыл бұрын

Windscar267, mhm 😊

@Jollyjosh19

7 жыл бұрын

Bottlecap You should watch Maxmoefoe play it

@thecountercounter9127

6 жыл бұрын

*walks by store, about to walk in. immediatly gets whapped in the face by own ticket*

@AdminHouse

5 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEET

"Peace out human!" *chucks pretzel at him*

9:47 top 10 anime deaths

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@henlono3839

6 жыл бұрын

*I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAILLLLLLLLLL*

@rawtoast895

6 жыл бұрын

Redd Kraken I

@smg99crepperstudios99

4 жыл бұрын

*dramátic*

*"took you long enough"*

@shapeswitch_mood7221

5 жыл бұрын

But can't finish quickly and efficiently his conversation with his buddy through phone.

@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480

5 жыл бұрын

@@shapeswitch_mood7221 r/wooooooosh

@thisexistingpineapplething8837

4 жыл бұрын

i am a figment of your imagination Yeah

Imagine what the bots were thinking while you were 5 steps ahead of them

7:49 customer walks in - goes into attack mode

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NooNahha

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna get some food? "Gets hit with a pot"

The way you were flailing and moving your hands made this 10x more enjoyable

"Wow took you long enough" *gave it to him BEFORE he asked for it*

2:27 *lobs ticket out store* ticket gets hit by car turns and points at the green robot like he's saying "your next"

JobBot looks so beautiful.

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Petr Georgiev yea he does look very beautiful

5:33 expert air drummer there

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

0:36 "Good afternoon, human! I would like to purchase these *CHIPZ*"

I love the fact you put the glasses and hat on the narrator bot

1:00 I could not contain my laughter at that oh so formal bow.

FAST WORKER GOD LEVEL 2017

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+LazorPie wow I never knew I was god level lol

when the robot said "no Im talking to you" and Wind pointed I was dying lmao

I just love the way he throws shit because that's how you entertain yourself after doing this countless times

The tiny things you were doing while doing this speed run was making me laugh 😂 Throwing the tickets out the door , the pretzels, chucking the hats and the hand gestures 😂

*casually rips clock off of wall*

jesus christ dude you are animated as fuck it's amazing, have you ever thought of working at disney world as a costumed character? keep it up

1:29 dead stare

you have a great sense of humor

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

thanks tin

if you had a bigger room than the super sizer would be right next to the slushie machine

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

Luke Butter Kid really I didn’t know that

I love how you just chuck the ticket into the street And you’ve chugged 40 red maximum energy

It’s crazy how much personality shines through in VR even without commentary

Chooses and scratches lottery ticket without lady telling him to then steals her glasses. What a wonderful young man.

The perfect example of needing to memorize things in a game for a speedrun.

The more I watch this, the more I imagine walking into a shop and having the guy knowing exactly what I want and doing everything as if he was on Coke or something.

I'm so glad this was in my recommended list. I love this channel!

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Kryptic 숨은 thanks dude

3:05 nailed it or suck it motion? 😂

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+GamingDragonGalaxy more of a yea baby yea moment

omg this is awesome *Walks to the store to get some stuff* *Gets hit in the face with a ticket on my way in* *Sees everything I was going to buy at the register already* *Cashier starts ringing it all up before I get to the counter* *I open my wallet to get the money out* *Cashier takes the money directly out of my wallet and shoves my items and change in my face before I know what's happening* *Cashier takes my glasses off my face and puts them on* *I leave, confused and scared* *11/10 will come again*

@aliensrock5199

4 жыл бұрын

when you come back, his eyes widen, you suddenly feel weak. you then see your self in the 3rd person, unable to control yourself. You feel like a camera. He goes up to a stage, wreaking that nice sweater you were gonna wear to the party. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

I really like VR speedruns like this because you can see the players expressing things. Very entertaining run.

2:51 “Took you long enough!”

You should do a video were you mess around with the customers :3

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

thanks for the idea i will do that

@mojojobo4180

7 жыл бұрын

Yay! The creator responded! Thank you so much 😘

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

np man

5:31 ..... ummm.. did you just dab???

@ThePigKing

7 жыл бұрын

It was a pretty good dab if i say so myself.

@lychy645

7 жыл бұрын

ThePigKing no

He works so freaking fast the game isnt able to process how fast hes going

Love that this speedrun wasn't boring, love the humor with the hand gestures and stealing the robots glasses n stuff XD

The police officer wasn’t the able to catch the robber because he was killed by a flying ticket that went through his windshield at 80 mph

MOUSE! TOP LEFT

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

i know T_T

@xXIDeadSniperXx

7 жыл бұрын

Why Man Jenkins lol I didn't notice it.

@corbinconnour4243

7 жыл бұрын

Why Man Jenkins like it matters

@qaaris4280

7 жыл бұрын

There's no mouse. There's a cursor, though.

@elfwizard9969

7 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAHHH ( explodes)

(gets him his hot dog and gum in like 5 seconds) Wow, took ya long enough

"would you pass that to me?" "thank you"

Your hired!

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

thanks for the job

@youremergencybleach8903

6 жыл бұрын

You're hired in my second job

@MinePlanet84

6 жыл бұрын

*You're

I wish there were a Job Simulator 2.

@Windscar267

6 жыл бұрын

There is it called Vacation simulator

"What a kind young human you are" *steals her glasses"

"you're kind of a young human" *Steals classes* SAVAGE

I love the iMovie intro

like a boss omg

Don't know how it showed up in my feed but glad I watched it. Thank you for the entertainment. Funny!

I like how he makes funny hand gestures and doesn't just go as fast fast as possible. It's pretty funny!

Probably good exercise.

Fast service but a bit messy and expensive 8/10

I love that all of the job simulator speed runs I’ve seen have all been ran by the sassiest players and it’s the best

i love it, its like a comedy job simulator video, but a speedrun, which is the best thing ever lol

You've got my subscription

@nickjimenez9983

7 жыл бұрын

Clarence the shark - this is like Henry welsh

@nickjimenez9983

7 жыл бұрын

Clarence the shark - tell me when I effected his channel lel

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+johnwayniac thanks man

nice video i love it

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+Finn Hasse thanks for the comment

Somehow without talking you Express more emotion than other youtubers. Bravo!

This is fun To watch because the player goes fast but doesnt take the playing too seriously

Omg he’s using an iMovie intro lmao

@Windscar267

5 жыл бұрын

Yea I know but I changed my intro look at my latest videos and you will see the new into made it myself

I thought this was 10 hours long

This is the shit I love, where you dont need a voice the two hands and motions of the head can tell you everything, that shits funny af, old lady walks up, sees guy sink, "POint him out" (Furiously flails hands in direction) God I love VR speedruns.

@Windscar267

6 жыл бұрын

+Trostlosigkeit more speed runs coming soon my friend

No commentary but I'm dieing😂😂 Throwing shit, the hand gestures, oh god it's amazing 10/10, you can't forget the bow either and I'm just gonna subscribe too😂😂😂

Hmmm that looks ＡＣＣＥＰＴＡＢＬＥ

@sinisa3games842

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks have a P R O F I T A B L E day

This is so funny xdd

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

+JØHAN thanks for the comment

“Peace out human” You: proceeds to throw pretzels at him

Funnies speedrun series i have ever seen. Thanks^^

I want to see the face cam

Lmao you still doing roleplay in a speedrun

Nice speedrun, the timing on the things you did were great!

I love the way he just violently tosses those tickets out the window, I mean absolute BASEBALL THROWS, Oh can I feel the throws. His hand-talking is excellent too. He seems like a nice convenient store guy, who just wants to get the customers out of his store as fast as possible. This was a very fun watch.

300th like

@Windscar267

7 жыл бұрын

Congrats dude

2:59 A ticket will out for a min.... Ticket: hello :3 You : get out and get rekt by car ya nub Ticket : NÙUUUUUUUUUUU

@markloff6133

7 жыл бұрын

c r i n g e

I like how you aren't just a serious speed runner, you have a silent kind of humor xD

Dude I need more of this shit, You are hilarious, Keep the good work!

Guys guys I have a joke My grandfather told me "My generation requires to much technology." Then I said "No your generation dose!" Then I unplugged his life support

@tottyamadeus591

7 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach ._.

@Davidishka

7 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach wow you're so fuckin original and creative

@Clinterpottrmus

7 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach Original name, original profile picture, original comment

@michaelmetz4643

7 жыл бұрын

It is does

@MrKrimson

7 жыл бұрын

Too* Does*

Can’t stop laughing man 😂 Most hilarious speedrun i’ve seen

This is one of the coolest and best speedruns i ever seen

I love the agressive grabbing of the next task and the yeeting of it