Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.

@DB-cn6rw

3 жыл бұрын

considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent

@drbright6608

3 жыл бұрын

As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.

@alexconrad8313

3 жыл бұрын

Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow

@ryanmiller890

3 жыл бұрын

I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more

@jinx871

3 жыл бұрын

@@DB-cn6rw pp

14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.

7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "

@saraaltamimi1190

Ай бұрын

TRUEE

how many people are coming back everyday?!

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "

@tamsynmarie8526

3 жыл бұрын

Not enough come back here!

@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199

3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Porter lol

@VT-ys7ci

2 жыл бұрын

fkl;mn

@chelseaharkins6660

2 жыл бұрын

F that

No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money

@thedenseone6443

3 жыл бұрын

Math 100

@The_Archi-Tech

3 жыл бұрын

200 IQ

@gabrielgodoy2970

3 жыл бұрын

STONKS

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

it worked probably

@thedenseone6443

3 жыл бұрын

IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works

People watching in 2024 cuz why not :) Yes I liked my own comment

@JB-br5yn

Ай бұрын

Me

@Ria4lifelove

Ай бұрын

Me

@scorbunnysplushes550

Ай бұрын

Me

@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy

Ай бұрын

Yeah why not

@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy

Ай бұрын

Me

Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D

All ready my favorite KZreadr and I have only been watching for a few days

@beckyfinfrock9151

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@roman-flashspeedy1883

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@busteddiamond1714

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@katherinestacey7714

Жыл бұрын

SSSSAME😯😯😯

@mika_reality

Жыл бұрын

As he should be.

I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun

@emmajay5666

3 жыл бұрын

And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.

@Chugway1138

3 жыл бұрын

"Crusty looking". Clever.

@siyacer

3 жыл бұрын

That would be an experience

@a_reelskitface

3 жыл бұрын

If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin

His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty

Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.

Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!

@skaboopydoopthedoop8711

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry

@noahfeinstein2517

3 жыл бұрын

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol

@hoggywoggy7489

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

did you ever make that death ray

@benriley7053

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!

I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now

@edith8761

3 жыл бұрын

So true so true

@DisposableJustice

3 жыл бұрын

@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think

@jolenegust7719

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@mdlmfo

Жыл бұрын

oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant

@DisposableJustice

Жыл бұрын

@@mdlmfo 😏

I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.

Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids

3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕

8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight

I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂

i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:

I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂

@deanaanderson7953

2 жыл бұрын

Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999

@Evoedits6

Жыл бұрын

OMG YES!

@NatashaWinland

Жыл бұрын

@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.

@Evoedits6

Жыл бұрын

@@NatashaWinland yes Me to

@anthonynappa5165

Жыл бұрын

Yes

EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago

0:41 oh the freezer okay

I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!

You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.

Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.

@darryltaylor9384

Жыл бұрын

@Blue Zero same

2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)

I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.

5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂

Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!

you are so funny!! i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid

You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇

@wrench_games4265

5 ай бұрын

True

@Dunkee_vr

5 ай бұрын

@@wrench_games4265false

@Plushworld22022

5 ай бұрын

Tru

@tinevillefrance4157

5 ай бұрын

True lol

@charliemaher8158

5 ай бұрын

​@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true

7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny

Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.

1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂

Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.

@Sliver_fox-in.spring

5 ай бұрын

True....

You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!

9:47 in the video made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah

👇People who play job sim in 2024

@ryanheeney9255

Ай бұрын

Khb

@hulick6910

Ай бұрын

I DO!!!

@Get_Chosen_Today

Ай бұрын

ME

@Green_dudeFromOHIO69

23 күн бұрын

@@ryanheeney9255what do you mean and i do

@Niceguyjy

22 күн бұрын

MEEEE

*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT

@mrhalfwit972

3 жыл бұрын

that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*

@joeyb7408

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020

@joeyb7408

3 жыл бұрын

@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.

@c4ndym0nster

2 жыл бұрын

Me tho

@chillpizza_wastaken

Ай бұрын

I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.

Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.

@kayleebieber666

3 жыл бұрын

That true tho

@shirouogami596

3 жыл бұрын

How drunk is he

@justinwilsonhowes3143

Жыл бұрын

​@@kayleebieber666

@kayleebieber666

Жыл бұрын

@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what

@juliasmith9906

Жыл бұрын

Hi there is that something that can help you

Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣

i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny

Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

I've played Arizona

@AzovChan

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off

@Beamngmonsterjam00

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun

@coreysala2456

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.

@SonGoku-kl2ed

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Arizona

6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"

crusty belike :"this in not hot" also him: "bloody hell its hot"

I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*

@audrinnaortiz4994

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jocely400

2 жыл бұрын

Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14

@audrinnaortiz4994

2 жыл бұрын

@@jocely400 LOL 😂

@dreyamarshall4383

2 жыл бұрын

Cbggv

@SyVant_K

2 жыл бұрын

@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD

Did the one at 17:59 say “I can’t go back to jail” what did she do to get in jail?

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

wore somebodies skin

@Jimothyjohns

3 жыл бұрын

IAmCrusty makes sense

@i_simp_for_dabi

3 жыл бұрын

She can wear my skin 😏

@jairoalvarenga157

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty Make sense

@meat1319

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_simp_for_dabi thats a child

hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.

I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZread videos

at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!

@jeremymccown3848

10 ай бұрын

Me to bro

6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol

@rosiejohnson77

3 жыл бұрын

L

@naielsantoro7550

3 жыл бұрын

You’re the best

@tinadavis6037

3 жыл бұрын

LOL do it AGAIN

@NymanSax

Жыл бұрын

6:36

@fireshield2398

Жыл бұрын

Lololol

Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊

4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady

@th3_r4t_k1ng

4 ай бұрын

i think you can, you have to get lucky tho

"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)

It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.

@WildHeart378

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry

@the.true.A

3 жыл бұрын

@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!

@caseyleitch9357

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@aliciamccaffrey7637

3 жыл бұрын

@@WildHeart378 pp

@DanielMendoza-vq6hs

3 жыл бұрын

🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣

Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂

6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment

I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.

@stevekennett8852

2 жыл бұрын

Me***

16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO

Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤

Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible

I fell out of my chair laughing, my gut hurt so much, when he started scratching every lottery ticket.

Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!

This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.

6:57 bro ran like sonic

Love all of your videos Crusty! Never fail to make me laugh and smile. Keep going man you’re so underrated and deserve so much for your wonderfully appealing and funny personality. Keep going we love you!

Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌

@Gemma.12345

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Elizabeth-hf8jr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gemma.12345 not funny

Already my favourite KZreadr, and like you’re the best

Once upon a time, there was a married couple, John and Emily. They had been happily in love for many years, but lately, their relationship had become strained. John had been working long hours at his job, leaving Emily stuck at home to take care of their children. One day, Emily expressed her frustration to John, telling him that she felt like he was neglecting their family. John became defensive, insisting that he was working hard to provide for them and that he couldn’t help the long hours. This argument turned into a big fight with both John and Emily saying things they didn’t mean. It soon became apparent that their communication was not as open as they thought it was, and both of them were feeling unheard. As the days passed, John and Emily realized they needed to work things out. They realized that they both wanted the same things for their family, but they had been approaching it in different ways. They sat down and had an honest conversation, this time listening to what each other had to say. As they talked, they found that they were able to come to a compromise. John made a point of spending more time with his family, while Emily created a schedule for her day, so she was able to pursue hobbies and interests outside of the home. In the end, John and Emily’s relationship was stronger than ever. They came out of their argument with a better understanding of each other’s needs and a new appreciation for the effort it takes to maintain a happy marriage. From that day forward, they made a point to communicate more openly, and their love for each other only grew stronger.

Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude

@caitlynslife8711

2 жыл бұрын

So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CertifiedGrimlockFan

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

thanks, bud :)

@da_dino_dude

3 жыл бұрын

Owwww, the falling in love 😍

@alfielee6852

3 жыл бұрын

nise one

@niyabhatt1271

3 жыл бұрын

I am a big fan

@psycosanches589

3 жыл бұрын

That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning

I love it when you do these VR videos

I am crusty you are probably the most funniest person I have ever seen you never get old =]

16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

i hope so

@DS-jd6cb

3 жыл бұрын

How are baby's made

@DS-jd6cb

3 жыл бұрын

In robot

“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line

My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .

Th- this! Is gold in the form of you tube videos!

23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles. Im so glad i found this channel

@UltimateGigaChad6969

Жыл бұрын

i agree

@dallassamuel1825

Жыл бұрын

But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach

@dallassamuel1825

Жыл бұрын

So do u me a pink stuff

@jamesholliday2946

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad that I found this channel is well

@SomeGuy25694

Жыл бұрын

Same

8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off

@Huff-Productions

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@jasongehman9020

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it i'm 10

@ytwolfybearstudiosyt7375

2 жыл бұрын

OOP

@charlieware5368

2 жыл бұрын

Swear

The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂

Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying

Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system

I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.

@IAmCrusty

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes yes yes.

@jerryamescua

3 жыл бұрын

it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail

@Nxqus

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerryamescua Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that

@baljindernijjar88

3 жыл бұрын

Can u do this again in another video

@jasongehman9020

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say.... R/Ihadastroke???..

"I hope you get eaten by a crocodile, a mechanical crocodile without a conscious :D" one of my favorite lines.

17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!

3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”

These are my absolute favorite. Love this laughed so hard.

@DS-jd6cb

3 жыл бұрын

I did to

@itsurgirl_kaykay

2 жыл бұрын

Lol me to

5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂

I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!

Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun

@Bannna_vr

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZreadr.

nostalgia,i always used to watch this vid every time im eating but now I don im dearly sorry IAmCrusty.

11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂

First time watching but after the first 2 minutes of this video I already love this guy. This is an amazing video.

@Albatross0913

Жыл бұрын

I started with Skyrim like 3 days ago and have almost watched everything he has, I love him

Lol i love the way you just be realistic about everything. Like even you said the stove isn't hot LOL

According to the American Heart Association (AHA), the maximum amount of added sugars you should eat in a day are ( 9 ): Men: 150 calories per day (37.5 grams or 9 teaspoons) Women: 100 calories per day (25 grams or 6 teaspoons) 8:00

I love how you just dances and you can tell that he dances by his hands🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

I know it pains you to play these but honestly I NEED more 😂😂😂