You know what they say: You can't spell poison without 'son'

@dragonnestking3418

3 жыл бұрын

Hello again

@rockstarbonnie7153

3 жыл бұрын

And you can't spell mass genocide without mass or genocide or children slaughter without laughter!

@usmanaliraza8342

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockstarbonnie7153 this got dark... I was gonna write "Poizon" but...nvm...

@No-tg6ib

3 жыл бұрын

You cant spell poison without oi

@tylerspillers7581

3 жыл бұрын

M ‘mmmmm. ‘Mdttxt

"can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.

@ze.mememaker529

Жыл бұрын

“Two delayed abortions” 💀💀

The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts

@victoriafandom5899

2 жыл бұрын

Like we can see them now

@OlaftheGreat

Жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd miss this "dislikes are from x" meme

@rosethornpotato4420

Жыл бұрын

Yas😊

@mynameisdonaldduck8536

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@BuckVR

Жыл бұрын

Xd

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." Never fails to make me laugh

Ahh the god of comedy himself but I’ll drown you in the fish tank -crusty 2020

It’s a good day when crusty uploads. His ability to compartmentalize his different performances/vibe on the various games, while still making them immediately recognizable as “Crusty” is phenomenal. Truly a born performer.

@YoWsgDex

3 жыл бұрын

V O C A B U L A R Y

@redgit9905

3 жыл бұрын

Vodkabulary

"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂

As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.

"Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂

@SoundwaveSuperior1991

3 жыл бұрын

I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂

@charlesdolling25

3 жыл бұрын

You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard

@fran7338

3 жыл бұрын

"Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*

@Ericstone00

3 жыл бұрын

4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!

@meganfrancis862

3 жыл бұрын

Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup

"Oh the health inspector is here." Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?

@deanaanderson7953

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.

@XPLexi_

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

As usual , bringing comedy to quarantine for everyone's lives 😂👏

@poofy1655

2 жыл бұрын

Oh,u guys in July RN? OHHhHh Trust me quarantine is gonna get wayyyy worse

@davidmatthewsmith429

2 жыл бұрын

No you

@poofy1655

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmatthewsmith429 @youmissedtbejoke

Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."

@9Der6Ketzer9

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@gamingwithmatt9561

Жыл бұрын

Youngling slayer 9000™ go brrrrrrr

“That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣

"Awww that's so sweet, now they're gonna run out and get hit by a vehicle. ...I'm so lonely" Aren't we all 🙃

@deanaanderson7953

2 жыл бұрын

“Sir are you aware that this steak is a piece of s___?”

I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man

"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.

At first I thought he was playing a character, Now I think quarantine has got to him.

@gagewalker770

3 жыл бұрын

Its been well before quarantine 😂

@jamiemiller1482

2 жыл бұрын

It got to us all a bit

Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant. I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?

A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty

9:41 this rant is the best thing I've heard all week

"Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha

I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!

@ollie4425

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought

@eriksonne8706

3 жыл бұрын

That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)

@YoWsgDex

3 жыл бұрын

@@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)

Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum

That joke at the end was brilliant

@JosephM101

2 ай бұрын

Agreed

Ramdom Robot:That's got to be the greatest Robot I've ever seen. Crusty: Or so it seens.

Oh god the tomatoes joke really got me.

As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼

"I can do comedy." Bruh you are already comedy gold. This is a compliment.

I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming

@Yourlovelyghost

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, I completely agree!

@zeeshanmiah6493

2 жыл бұрын

I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives

Crusty never disappoints

@crayonmuncher5068

2 жыл бұрын

Brother

You should make a playlist of all the songs you've ever sang while doing vids 😂

Me:sees title Also me: ok

You are so damn precious. I lost it when you noticed the bread shaped handle ♡

He reminds me of Jack Sparrow

@erinvirrueta7504

18 күн бұрын

SAME MY EXACT THOUGHTS

8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience

"have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside" *child*

@IcarusOFFlame

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.

"I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"

15:28 'GET COOKING' *shits out meatballs onto the table*

I'll drown you in that tank. I like him already

@StandingApple-hp9mi

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is like this in almost every video

@williamnanney4799

3 жыл бұрын

You need to watch him play skyrim vr, beesparkle is incredible.

When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".

Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;

“Okay”

16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.

Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.

“I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.” I can’t stop laughing at this line

"Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂

“Our new restaurant shall be a success,” “And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank” “But first, wash my hands..”

"I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead

'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀

You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea: Special drink

He's like Jack Sparrow mixed with Cicero with anger issues while also being drunk.

When he stuck his head in the microwave God I felt that

I'm so glad I found you through WPE. This is hilarious!! Love your sense of humour and I can't wait to see more of it

Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year

An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings

I was watching another KZread video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂

Omg I’m developing feelings of hatred lmao I laughed my gf awake.

*literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later* *sips wine cooler* Me: You're on your way, kid.

Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it

@babaloo8252

3 жыл бұрын

He has

@kiritadoshi

3 жыл бұрын

Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.

@absoluteboyo226

3 жыл бұрын

Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage

@chubster3271

3 жыл бұрын

Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.

@chubster3271

3 жыл бұрын

Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)

I Imagine the FBI has a file on him

Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece

“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀 8:20

" I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions " I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden

Your videos are great and so funny! I just love your videos! Or in German : Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur! Greetings from Germany

@thisismyusernamesoihopeyou6069

3 жыл бұрын

Hi from england

@bestontheapp

3 жыл бұрын

Moin diiggi der Typ is legende

"They are really stepping on ta-my -toes"

Omg I absolutely love this content! Your personality with the natural hilarity of job and vacation simulator could be top-tier humor.

He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz

1:24 Crusty is a secret Sith confirmed.

This is my first time watching him and he sounds like a funny Jack sparrow

this channel makes me deal with life

The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward

@JackSilver1410

3 жыл бұрын

Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.

@LostWolf911

3 жыл бұрын

Rj Peterson that would be great

*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*

during a movie kid talking loud: i cant watch thi- lamcrusty: 10:53

6:26 Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator discovers he has Fortune III Enchant

Gday

@salty5364

3 жыл бұрын

Rift Matrix congrats on you being first

@salty5364

3 жыл бұрын

Oh and I liked his comment

I’m sick rn and I don’t care that every time I laugh I do not care that cough violently these videos are still very funny.

This guys voice is absolutely amazing

"Sir, are you aware this steak is a piece of shit?" Something about the way you said it and pointed at the steak cracked me up XD

3 years later and its still funny 😂

14:38 *place burning down* 14:49 'BLOODY HELL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE'

@arspreetandmehreen4261

4 ай бұрын

10:13 she’s a b&$?!

“ Why are you throwing your balls at me” I cant stop laughing 😂😂

an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

“Where’s the rat poison?! Cactus will do.” I like this I think I’ll steal this

This is first video I've seen from you and fuck it's hilarious. I also really like how your voice sounds. You got an extra subscriber!

This man gives me straight up Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) vibes

The intro already told me this video will be 👌

Can you please do some more surgeon simulator? Ps. You are the funnest KZreadr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.

@YoWsgDex

3 жыл бұрын

How tall would you say he is,

@Kitsune-gx7km

3 жыл бұрын

Rush Hour Maybe 6’4?

Fun fact: if you toss something into the fish tank, the fish turn into a FUCKING SAW MILL.

The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich

9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣

"Where's the pot? Where's the pot?! We got a pot? Gimme a pot! There's the pot..." - would truly be a weird thing to hear being said, although with --Jack Sparrow-- Crusty, it's perfectly normal

@aircraft4

Жыл бұрын

This is easiest for you and main course of the vocab bit late but it was the vocab bit late for you and main course of action to whatever you want me to whatever is easiest for you to come and the vocab bit late for you and main character is easiest to whatever is easiest for the maze of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good day for you and main character was a kid is easiest for you to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story.

@swainswanson6235

Жыл бұрын

@@aircraft4 The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn't do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I was not trying for anything that I did to hurt your heart and you didn't do it for you to hurt my heart I just want to be with me I want you and you want me and you want you want to do something that I don't care I don't care about anything I don't want to do nothing you.

@aircraft4

Жыл бұрын

@@swainswanson6235 And the vocab bit late for you

@swainswanson6235

Жыл бұрын

@@aircraft4 The first time you were able and you had to do something.

Thanks so much for listening to your subs! You are awesome man, keep up the amazing work! Love your videos

@aircraft4

Жыл бұрын

Ok cool I'll be there in the first time since I was almost there is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you to get a good night's sleep and main course at a time when the maze runner beans on it and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number is a plot or story that relates to whatever is easiest for you.

Crusty makes me smile and laugh out loud evertime.. I salute you sir! (Chopping off my own hand and waving it in the air)

15:56 I love how the Gordon Ramsey bot just interrupts him and insults him lmao! 15:35 lmao

I just found you on KZread yesterday and you are now the only one I watch now lol ♥️

This is honestly the greatest video ever made no 🧢

Crusty changed quickly when chef bob Ramsey appeared

I think the job simulator videos are one of my favorites! Thanks Crusty!!!

@aircraft4

Жыл бұрын

This is to get a plot or story that relates to the maze runner beans on it and main course of action to whatever you want to play in the maze runner beans in my phone is to whatever is easiest for you and main character is easiest to get a plot and main character in a plot or story that relates to the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you to get a plot and the vocab bit more about it when I was a kid is to whatever is easiest for you and main character in a show of support and the maze runner beans in my phone number.