The woman next to David looks like the female version of the kid from bad santa

@taylorbasford4542

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but watch out. she kills with her stand up. shes gunna be huge, pun somewhat intended

@johnboykin3128

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is scathing

@WaysMissplaced

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnboykin3128 cool shit

@WaysMissplaced

4 жыл бұрын

@Matt Stone she alright but yeah not really lol

Is it me or that lady's been pregnant for like 5 years?

@vperkv6554

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, i literally said the same dam thing. She isnt, thts a beer gut ;)

@claytonbrown7120

4 жыл бұрын

😂 no shit!

@lego4271

4 жыл бұрын

Carla Tortelli of our generation

@JizzyF83

3 жыл бұрын

Bonnie Swanson

I wish you would bring Lights Out back David. Great show.

TJ Miller is so brave to have transitioned

@MrOneNye

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. You get internet for the day lol

@chadkase7580

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, that's a burn

@chadkase7580

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrOneNye sorry he hurt your love for tj

@JamesLeeBuzz

4 жыл бұрын

Chris young brilliant burn 😂😂😂😂😂

@MrOneNye

4 жыл бұрын

@@chadkase7580 I wish I knew how I implied that...

I was excited... in 2002... --well played.. lol

@JayBoogieLive

4 жыл бұрын

No

@hansgrueber8169

4 жыл бұрын

@Darth Yoda Aww, someone loves M&M...its ok sweetie, he'll be relevant again someday.

@JayBoogieLive

4 жыл бұрын

@@hansgrueber8169 Relevant? His relevance has never been depleted.. If you take the time to listen to his lyrics (being a fan of Hip Hop or even music in general) you would know this.

@hansgrueber8169

4 жыл бұрын

@@JayBoogieLive You must be one of those Juggalos

@JayBoogieLive

4 жыл бұрын

@@hansgrueber8169 Uh, far from it. But, I thought you fell off of that skyscraper when John Mcclane killed your ass anyways... How tf you able to be on KZread talking shit about Eminem in comment sections?

"Actors can only be other people". Great line. So true.

Winona Ryder may want to lift that ladies purse though😁.

His performance as Joker was possibly the best acting ever on the big screen. And I don't normally give a crap about that stuff.

@anonamoose2012

4 жыл бұрын

@CaptainEO420 EVERY NON WHITE HATED THE JOKER MOVIE GUYS HERE'S THE PROOF

@uxwxl3332

4 жыл бұрын

Joker was really good but Joaquin phoenix's performance in ‘The Master' is one of the greatest I've ever seen. I think it's second greatest performance ever in history of cinema after daniel day lewis in ‘there will be blood'

@pinealdreams1064

4 жыл бұрын

@@uxwxl3332 The Master is his best performance, but just because Joker was a more mainstream hit so the cinephile snobs like to leer at it, doesn't mean you can deny the performance was phenomenal. It's definitely the best comic book performance of all time, and the best performance of last year by some stretch. Best acting ever? Not while Daniel Day Lewis' filmography exists, I'm afraid.

@BeauStephenson

4 жыл бұрын

@CaptainEO420 Jeeze man cool it with the race thing. Here in LA, people of all shades really liked his performance. What's so hard to understand about that??

@shoomert

4 жыл бұрын

Pineal Dreams Woah, watch it. Dark Knight fans are gonna come at you.

Joaquin made the best speech about how animal agriculture is the driving force of species extinction. He had a great platform and used it for good. The planet is in crisis and its about time people sat up and listened.

@louie8202

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 ok

@BeauStephenson

4 жыл бұрын

Yawn.

@missoats8731

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeauStephenson Oh, so you are not affected by this? You live on Mars or something😂? You have to be pretty dense to yawn at this. But i guess you just wanted to seem cool for the other kids.

@BeauStephenson

4 жыл бұрын

@@missoats8731 *yawning intensifies*

@lisa-sz8jj

4 жыл бұрын

@@missoats8731 it's obviously too complicated for them 🤷💚🌱🌍

Joaquin’s message was basically “GO VEGAN”

@avefenix4ever

4 жыл бұрын

Hear it again please, it was more than that

@TheKitchenerLeslie

4 жыл бұрын

It was all garbage. He has no priorities.

@thebestofenergy

4 жыл бұрын

@@geodez2959 It's ok, honey. Don't be so angry. Everybody gets called out.

@missoats8731

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheKitchenerLeslie What? So fighting injustice should not be a priority? 😂 What then?

@geodez2959

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebestofenergy I have a meat stick for all you sissies.

LEO always brings a woman 20 years younger or older than him.

@HaiderAliKhan

4 жыл бұрын

lulz

@lisadc4681

4 жыл бұрын

Younger! Leo doesn't date anyone over 23 or so!

Thank you for this. The only show that’s bold enough to say what’s true.

"surprised he didn't refer to himself in first person". No, Sweetheart, you just can't see he is actually being genuine and some people reach a point where their inner knowing of right and wrong look at the world and see how great it potentially could be if people just shifted towards love and peace.

@Gumballkiller

4 жыл бұрын

Wow someone butt hurt

Was waiting for this show

David you’re seriously my favorite for so long. You look tired!! Take a nap 💓

When did Ralphie May's sister start doing TV??

@geodez2959

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was John Candys niece 😁.

@theshowstopper979

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@GouingOuver

4 жыл бұрын

@@geodez2959 pretty sure it's the boy from the bad santa.

Love this show so much, I keep my shitty att tv service b/c KZread tv doesn’t have Comedy Central. And watch episode clips on KZread.

@JohnSmith-gq9gn

4 жыл бұрын

You can get it all online...lot's for free. Dump your cable and be free.

I'd love Fortune to host the Academy Awards, she'd kill it!

@mjm5081

4 жыл бұрын

☝

Love David he calls um like he sees them

How was it "weird"? Pretty straightforward to me.

@woodycoat

4 жыл бұрын

It was ridiculous

@lilbit2870

4 жыл бұрын

@@woodycoat how exactly was it ridiculous?

@woodycoat

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilbit2870 there's nothing wrong with drinking milk or eating cheese. Just BS virtue signaling

@lisa-sz8jj

4 жыл бұрын

@@woodycoat there's nothing wrong with wänking off bulls, fisting cows to impregnate them for five years before slitting their throats, taking their male calves away to be be killed within about 72 hours for veal, taking the female calves away and giving them formula so we can drink breast milk from another species or eating coagulated breast milk from another species while the females are also put on the rape rack when old enough to reproduce (farmers coined the term rape rack btw not "extreme" vegans. Wonder why they called it that) ? There's nothing wrong with severe environmental damage from animal agriculture? There's nothing wrong with animal proteins that produce acid when they are broken down and needing calcium to neutralise the acid in our systems ? There's nothing wrong with saturated fat or cholesterol? There's nothing wrong with the obvious link to prostate cancer or ovarian cancer? Or the antibiotics the cows are pumped with? There's nothing wrong with lying to the masses that this is good for us? Or with the cramped unsanitary vile conditions these animals are kept in that are proven to cause diseases? It's all totally fine?

@Eganweeds

4 жыл бұрын

lisa marie7 Factory farming and the mass killing and harvesting of animals is pretty tuff in my opinion

SPADE, is bloody brilliant 😂😂😂

*The funny part about the Best Picture was the face Jane Fonda made when she read the name of the winner*

someone went to the gap today great sweater spade

Speaking of flashbacks, that super bowl halftime show was something else!

How do you watch full episodes of this show?

@Spacemonkey907

4 жыл бұрын

@Zero Cool thanks! Haven't had tv or cable in 15 years. Is that still a thing? Lol

His Brother NEVER Stole The Milk Money

@abigaylejorden2227

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@blueskyz8097

4 жыл бұрын

@@abigaylejorden2227 ahaha JUST stand by Me on this one..

@brownie_shenandoah

3 жыл бұрын

@@abigaylejorden2227 get over yourself

@brownie_shenandoah

3 жыл бұрын

@@blueskyz8097 "...Chris chambers never misses" "Not even when the ladies leave the seat down"

“That was a fun flashback, right?” Oh my gosh I love Fortune so much. #Brenda

The Seattle Dragons actually lost...

@dylanwestrand9507

4 жыл бұрын

Not in our hearts.

I was excited when jlo and shakiro performed at the super bowl, in 2002.

It’s David Spade and 3 people I’ve never heard of or seen before this bit!! Still anonymous years later!!

I can't believe he still has the sweater from his Carson appearance.

Love this show. Spade rules

@scout805

4 жыл бұрын

He's better when he Roasts Hollyweird, rather than applaud them.

@alexsanders9397

4 жыл бұрын

Scout 805 agreed

@HaiderAliKhan

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Sarah's STILL pregnant??? Love her and Fortune.

I watch this every day 😂..... I love this show.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

hit the little bell next to your subscribe button and you'll know every time he posts anything. the jokes that didn't make the show is one of the best bits

@gusa8006

4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

Welp, seven minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

@daveg4236

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Eagle777777 then why'd you show up

@DarkEagle-vx9hd

4 жыл бұрын

@@daveg4236 because Spade and his panel are usually funny! They screwed up this time

That lady that's been wearing a pregnancy suit that last few years needs to cool it on the pills.

@mikeeaston4431

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Hammond Uhhhhhh, the pregnant one

Bring this show back!!!! Please…..please!!!!!

“Hey mum , maybe you can go with Keanu “ Leo

Yea because we all know people with money would never steal... lmao

@geodez2959

4 жыл бұрын

I know right. How naive.

Sam Moril with blatant prepared earlier stuff made me think of Patrice O Neals potential reaction

@roninkraut6873

2 жыл бұрын

That dude was blatantly not funny. I like Spade but I miss the pure comedy like on tough crowd.

Yo know who doesn't love Eminem? His mom and dad🤣.

@charlestonrezz5188

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know? Because of a few songs he wrote almost 20 years ago? You must have just heard of Eminem last week for the first time. His dad is dead by the way dumbass.

@geodez2959

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlestonrezz5188 who cares, I'm sure he had no regrets leaving him a bastard 😆.

@charlestonrezz5188

4 жыл бұрын

@@geodez2959 You never know bruh.. His mom was crazy asf though.. Like most women, they tend to drive the father out of the house after marriage happens.

One of these folks is a first timer, last timer.. 😅

@SensoryAlchemy

4 жыл бұрын

No, they've all been on before

@alessandroscuderi7300

4 жыл бұрын

Morrill is a better comic than the vast majority of people on the show but hes based out of New York so it isnt available often

Great group...funny as hell!!

I wanted more slmming of the parasite film..and tht translator lady

So true about Parasite!

Good your there Mr. Spade.

Fortune should just be a permanent guest.

@andybaldman

2 жыл бұрын

Why? She isn’t funny.

Thank God y'all liked Joaquins speech cuz it was awesome 👍💛 And for Eminem! And you're right! My brother even said, 18 years too late ... 😊

@JohnSmith-gq9gn

4 жыл бұрын

Joaquin is a lunatic and M&M is pathetic. Eff ALL hollyweird.

@starkravingralph

4 жыл бұрын

Love them both!! So great to see fellow fans of AWESOMENESS!!!

@laurih.t.8723

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-gq9gn Joaquin & Eminem are 2 of the most authentic people in Hollywood. And I bet both of them would not even appreciate YOU associating them with Hollywood. But you have your right to opinion. And I also have my right to disagree. Sad that you can't see the true genius of both these individuals.

@laurih.t.8723

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-gq9gn Perhaps you are a pathetic lunatic troll, who just enjoys putting down whatever. Well I will not lower myself to continue to respond to you. G'night

@aztro187

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome???? jajajaja... Didn't make any fcking sense!!! This woke people are the worst... Nobody cares... Some rich people preaching Sht for woke people like you i guess jajajajaja

The Hunt trailer looks fun!

Sarah Tiana hasn't been the same after the Church of What's happening lol

Eminem didn't get to accept the oscar 18 years ago or so when he won for that song (was home with his daughter) so he finally got to perform it at the oscars 🤗 best part of the show

The Oscar statue looks smaller than I remember.

@bob-wo3ir

4 жыл бұрын

The Oscar statue is not diverse enough.

Diana wasn't drunk 🙄 She's always like that. Keanu and her kissed in a film.

@ludmillagutomo

4 жыл бұрын

in "something's gotta give", right?

Comics are the best part of shows!!

They’re pretty much just going to have a color chart to figure out who gets the award. And it’s also odd because everyone comes here to get an award no one is like oh I got some award from Asia for my movie. Everyone is only valuing American or western awards but mostly American.

F the Oscars! "Diversity Chaperone" That was comedy gold!

How do you refer to yourself in the first person?

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

I always talk about myself as RIck, Rick loves coming into the comment section and imparting Rick's Wisdom and Wit upon the unsuspecting dunder heads. Rick Loves Being the Most Important Person in the Room, Just Ask Me, Rick.

@JOkERBIDEN

4 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz aren't you referring to yourself in the third person?

@mr6224

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually third person point of view

@jmr8709

4 жыл бұрын

"I, me, me, mine..."

@JOkERBIDEN

4 жыл бұрын

@@jmr8709 so Democrats

This show is awesome.

Nice sweater spade wowww💯🔥

@mikebell7525

4 жыл бұрын

He borrowed it from his pops

@natewaltz2973

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikebell7525 percs of tv lol

i think sarah is the real life bonnie from the family guy 😉

Damn, is that the kid from bad Santa?

i love this show

Eminem shows up where ever its a good thing shady

The fact that On radio station's they did you were to busy to watch this because...The all these scenarios....But one scenario as a working class single dad....I was like because I didn't give a shit.... So what happened?

Sarah Tiana and Christina P look exactly fucking alike, I totally thought the same girl had been pregnant for the last 2 years.

Uppity lmao! Watched all the best picture noms & ngl loved parasite the most!

A comedic Lamas class I see

Hey Oscar's let jeff ross loose

Not to sound too mean but I think they need to have Arthur-the joker invited on the program

I want more Fortune! Love her!!! 😍

@claytonbrown7120

4 жыл бұрын

We all want more fortune

@andybaldman

2 жыл бұрын

No you don’t.

Joaquin's speech was great, what is he talking about? It didn't jump around, it was rather logical and meaningful all the way through, touching on how all social justice issues are fought for the same fundamental reasons. I think the problem, and it's understandable why, that animal rights are not seen as important when they are, but they're so a part of our culture that we don't realize we should care for the cows and pigs we slaughter and artificially inseminate.

i’ll take a fist full of wothers originals.

Is that Ralphie May’s twin sister?

I must be the sane one..

Best book, crazy broke asian!!

@charlestonrezz5188

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus.... The movie!

Is that Joe Flacco?

Awards for pretending, next step Mars

Good flow tonight.

David Seattle loves you too but we lost the first game of our season. 🤝😈

😂❤️

“Uppity” 🤔

Didn't the Dragons lose lol

feel bad for the people who think the Oscars are relevant....

@JohnSmith-gq9gn

4 жыл бұрын

I don't....they suicided themselves. Eff em.

@laurih.t.8723

4 жыл бұрын

I've never watched the Oscars & didn't even watch this year. But I did listen in via a radio type broadcast so I could hear Joaquin win Best Actor. That's THE only reason I cared. He has for so long deserved to be recognized & esp for Joker. And I didn't even hear about the surprise Eminem performance till this morning, when my brother texted me about it. So yes, I've watched the KZread video of it & also was ecstatic for another genius to finally be recognized after 18 years. Kudos to both those men. They deserved it 👍💛

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

I don't, I like watching stupid people do stupid things, it helps to make the case for herd culls. the paperwork is massive but we're getting ready to wipe out a couple of hundred million, 7plus billion are way too many of you anthropoid hominids for the planet to support, Time To Go !!

All time low in viewership.... Oscar's are insignificant

@emilio1316

4 жыл бұрын

jeff prator the Nielsen system is more dated than Scorcese

Im sure some dairy farmer will name his cow Joaquin

What is this show supposed to be? These people are trying too hard to be not funny.

@gabecampbell8103

3 жыл бұрын

It is so sad and all the half wits in the comments seem to be enjoying it

Billie Eilish is a meme for not understanding what Kirsten Wig and Mya Rudolph in their sketch

@stevedonahue7956

4 жыл бұрын

gay

@Deathwink1

4 жыл бұрын

Wut

@ladyalison2011

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevedonahue7956 that's all u got? Sit down

@ladyalison2011

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deathwink1 sit down and learn how to spell

@saberfire2008

4 жыл бұрын

@Sunflower Crown What? Your sentence is incomplete.

If you didn’t understand what Joaquin was saying it’s because you chose not to listen. I think it’s bullshit and dismissive to say he was all over the place.

The girl wearing Santa's coat said first person. She meant third person...

@mikeeaston4431

4 жыл бұрын

Tf was the point of typing that out?

@blaze556922

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeeaston4431 Mistakes need correcting. Are you slow?

@mikeeaston4431

4 жыл бұрын

@@blaze556922 How does you typing it in a comment section correct it? Everyone else heard it, knew she messed up, moved on. Are you slow?

@blaze556922

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeeaston4431 You're the one taking the time the comment about a comment. Now you're just embarrassing yourself. Run along kiddo... You're clearly a moron.

@mikeeaston4431

4 жыл бұрын

@@blaze556922 I just asked you why you would leave such a stupid comment. Then I realized you're very ignorant so showing people on the internet that you, like most elementary students, know the difference between 1st and 3rd person makes you feel smart. Which is sad but, whatever works. Also just saying, "you're embarrassing yourself" doesn't matter, you have to make valid points first kiddo.

Who am the other 3?

Yep... Comedy these days. Hilarious.

Great, now begins the #mootoo movement.

I wonder how many of the people who complained about racism and gender bias leading up to The Oscars were totally cool with the racism and gender bias on display during The Oscars.

Maybe her weed was in her purse, DONT LEAVE HOME WITH OUT IT!!or yer seat

none of you have anything true or valid to say against what phoenix said , just stupid jokes ^^

@Jimmyboygohome

4 жыл бұрын

This show is essentially just stupid jokes. They’re comedians

@missoats8731

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, they didn't really bash him for what he said. And they can't. Everybody knows it to be true.

Does Joaquin know a cow produces 8 gallons of milk a day?

@abigaylejorden2227

4 жыл бұрын

Do some research into factory dairy farms.

Did anyone notice Eminem's belly ???

Per usual the Oscars sucked, but on the upside the NBA All-Star game was stellar.

Sarah should really diet in 2020. She's huge!

@TheRedScareIsAlive

4 жыл бұрын

She will be on a diet...called child birth.

@travismabe9847

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRedScareIsAlive glad to see you got the joke dipshit.

Who’s the pandering guy?

@jackohearts66

4 жыл бұрын

That's Guy Panderson. He definitely thought he was scoring huge wokeness points here and throughout the show.