Jim is proof that you can be legit hilarious without swearing. What a legend.

@HalimaAbshir

5 жыл бұрын

you should check out Nate Bargatze

@gabrieltorres7596

5 жыл бұрын

@@GodsBadAssBlade oh shit! I can't believe miss that, I must have been laughing too loudly to notice lol good find but for the most part he doesn't use the top tier swear words I meant to say I feel like basterd (basturd?) is like tier 2 of swear words if there's such a thing 😂😂😂 But thanks for pointing that out and also getting me to watch the video again 😂

@lifeandtheuniverse42

5 жыл бұрын

James D hundreds? I’d love to see that list... I only know of a handful, unfortunately.

@RootinrPootine

5 жыл бұрын

Especially since swearing is literally the worst thing

@SecretGerms

5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Torres it’s spelled “bastard”, you fucking puritanical pussy.

I saw the thumbnail and thought "Damn son, Gaffigan lost a lot of weight!", only to find out that this was filmed ten years ago 😂😂😬

@Sindollx666x

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I thought the same!

@brianbertram4198

5 жыл бұрын

SAME I WAS LIKE DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO

@stahlhamer02

5 жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for. Man looks like he had had a sleeve.

@ladygrey8707

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, this was my exact thought!!!

@MommaKnowsBestest

5 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

Made a living off of food jokes. Genius

@rawveganfruitarian7290

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken didnt live though

@radiocontrolgoree8772

5 жыл бұрын

Well everybody eats food sooooo...

@domisthebomb09

5 жыл бұрын

John Pinette anyone?

@firstgan114

5 жыл бұрын

When you put food on the table by talking about the food on the table.

@RuiChui

5 жыл бұрын

@@firstgan114 Yup... food jokes are his bread and butter! LOL

“Here, I’ll pump for you” “You come to this Wendy’s often?”

@LadyVoldemort

5 жыл бұрын

I'd fall for that guy. 😂😂😂😂😂

The part on ketchup is EPIC.

"I need a resealable packet," and the bottle design. Only Gaffigan can make a whole segment about ketchup funny.

@Illumirage

5 жыл бұрын

yeah he takes the most mundane subjects that have no comedic value and turns them into gold

Jim is the very best comedian!!! He's hysterical without profanity and crudeness!! He just keeps getting better.

@1purplerose

4 жыл бұрын

@Laurence Pinney Nope...I'm a diaper dealer.

@GooseGumlizzard

4 жыл бұрын

you should check out his old material, much more blue

He once talked about bacon 🥓 for 50 minutes in a 1 hour special 😂😂😂😂

@mort8568

5 жыл бұрын

Handsome Man lmao

@LeUtubeAcc

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@jentleblink9221

5 жыл бұрын

The best thing... Ever

@kui_maina

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this...i am looking for that special. I love this guy

You know you're a fantastic comedian when you can do a whole skit about "Ketchup". Lol..

@tomjoad929

3 жыл бұрын

Been to a lot of flea markets no ketchup packets lol

Gaffigan’s stand-up sets are 99% about food and I love every bit

@glenntaylor9519

5 жыл бұрын

Every 'bite' lol!

@clytemnestra111

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, he combines my two favorite things. Food and comedy. :D

He's so stinking funny. Saw him in concert...laughed til my mouth and sides hurt. "I DO!!"

@mykola5127

5 жыл бұрын

HI, Please, help me understand this (English is not my native) 0:53 ...but as an adult you always like eat fast food like something you used to date. I can't believe I ever went there. I don't understand what him means

@JJoy-bk8yr

4 жыл бұрын

@@mykola5127 ". . . but as an adult you always *look at* fast food like someone you used to date . . ." He pronounced "look at" as "luhkeht." It is a regional accent from the Midwestern region of the U.S. They have some odd vowel sounds at times.

Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand-up comedian. 👍❤

@motto7489

5 жыл бұрын

❤😊😂

@ellonysman

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely the best, he kills me. He was in my town and I didn’t go. REGRET😢

@samordna7808

5 жыл бұрын

*Lady Voldemort* eooh so quuuuute

@xandermcn

4 жыл бұрын

He's my favorite ketchup comedian.

That's so true about asking for more condiments.😂😂😂😂

"So I think I'm opening a present."

Such good delivery and expression

wow..that killed me...literally tears from laughing "popeys...oh I get, popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo" ROFL!!!!!!! :)

🎼. “Hot pockets” 🎼

@mariamgorjian

5 жыл бұрын

🎼Pocket pocket pocket 🎼

@jessicaconner1242

5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Waggoner god I wish I could’ve hit the like button 1000 times..... but could only hit it once.

@allispossible8447

5 жыл бұрын

Ketchup 🎶

@helenrogers1400

5 жыл бұрын

Kelly Waggoner , my favorite

@BmoKingOfOoo

5 жыл бұрын

How dare you make my brain sing

When I saw this video was posted 5 days ago I thought Jim lost weight but then I realized this was from 2009. I love you Jim, you have brought me many laughs!!!

I fully applaud Jim’s commitment to his niche. All his jokes are about food 😆 -Josh Otusanya

@yarpy4927

5 жыл бұрын

Did you really just sign your own name on a KZread comment? I looked at your channel and you're not even close to retirement, you must have that Benjamin Button.

@jeremystone4193

5 жыл бұрын

Or his thousand kids.

@danfu3657

5 жыл бұрын

Guy, No one cares about you or your fake ass.

@blaclabelgenius

5 жыл бұрын

The Josh O Show bruh, you just quoted yourself? Who are u? 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@Timmertube75

5 жыл бұрын

Good that you qualified that comment because a few of us were thinking is was one of Stephen Hawkins.

His best stand-up by far. Had me dying from beginning to end

@2nd3rd1st

5 жыл бұрын

You're a cheap date ^^

The best stand up comic this century has produced.

@cyanginpedro

5 жыл бұрын

@nobodyaskedbut Dave Chappelle.

@StamfordBridge

4 жыл бұрын

EL Plagua I don’t think we can see either of those guys anymore the same way we could see them in their prime. I’d take Gaffigan at this point.

The only standup comedian without any scandals.

CLEANING WINDOWS! I’m crying 😂

He is a genius😂 one of my favorite comedians

@michaelzobnowski6935

5 жыл бұрын

What's so genius about this?

How's he funnier than 99% of comedians when he's talking about ketchup

"NOT FOR RESALE", damn that's awesome

The thing I enjoy about Jim is even if it's an older performance it's just as funny as his current stuff. And the videos that he and his wife did about her cancer and all the hell they went through was so inspiring. I can see how so many of us like him. He just cracks you up. When you've had a rough day, there's nothing like Jim t help perk ya back up.

I just spit my drink out from laughing so hard

This is probably one of the funniest men on the planet. You are great Jim Gaffigan!

When I was a kid in the 50s going to McDonalds was a big treat.

@AustinTexas6thStreet

4 жыл бұрын

Awww....that's sad

@beachsnob3424

4 жыл бұрын

geoff dearth side bar; have u seen the movie FOUNDER? Great movie... Im a 70’s kid & the happy meal was a huge treat for us as kids. One would say it was a splurge... its crazy how fast food went from being a special treat to a way of life☹️

@stukkak1976

4 жыл бұрын

In South Africa in the 80's, we had to go to the city for fast food. Had KFC like once a year. Was a very Big deal for us kids.

@quantumleap4023

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when candy was also a treat? Now kids are hitting the 7/11 every day before school to get their fix.

What a coincidence that this video popped up. I was just telling my coworkers that salsa is like the Mexican ketchup. 😆

@soconaturalhealth

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to that mic access on your phone and a new algorithm from Instagram and Facebook

@Jeremy-yd9ep

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's no coincidence boss.

@AustinTexas6thStreet

4 жыл бұрын

@@soconaturalhealth Really? I've heard about that before but, if it was as prevalent as people say, then why don't I constantly get recommended videos about cocaine??

You always make me laugh, Jim Gaffigan, and I love you for that😘

Still hilarious, like all his stuff. Thanks for the post.

This bit overperformed. "Drive around back" killed me.

@theman1412

4 жыл бұрын

"Look, no one has to see you."

@gwimmer98

4 жыл бұрын

“Can you move your building closer to my car?”

I'm so glad I got to see him for my birthday two years ago😂

Never clone this guy..well all die from laughter 😂😂

That ketchup keg pump bit at 4:00 is brilliant! THAT cracks me up every time because that's EXACTLY how guys looked back in college keg parties!!!

We love you Jim ... my heart is hurting for other reasons and comedy helps ... ty....

Lol the upside down bit was hilarious!

Jim murdered this set! Always a pleasure to watch.

my daily "going to the Jim"... xD

I’ve watched this set about 6 or 7 times and it still cracks me up!

They didn't put the cap on the bottom, Jim, they just glued the sticker upside down

@Goldy01

5 жыл бұрын

Sneaky gravity experts!

@beachsnob3424

4 жыл бұрын

victor martone OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

I'm going to watch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So so good ! Jim you ARE THE BEST ! ! I didn't even need to add ketchup to make it better !

Excellent Jim. Thanks.

Just love love love him....

Jim always makes the most honest jokes XD He isnt wrong ppl do hunch over at fast food places

I love Mr Gaffigan and this channel. It gives me some laughs when I really need them. (ketchup gets a bad wrap. It's just not whether it improves food but it gives it some variety from the norm).

professional as ever

LOL! Love this guy! HILARIOUS!😂😂😂 Tye shpeil about different countries ketchup!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

Love good clean comedy 🤣😂

love Jim.

I love this guy. I went through McDonald’s the other day just for a Diet Coke and fries 🍟 and asked for ketchup and she gave me 38 packets. They take it personal if you ask for ketchup or a napkin.

I remember skinny gaffigan.

@kingdomcome180

4 жыл бұрын

My god your old!

I love vintage Jim 😍

Very underrated comedian 💯

@melvina628

5 жыл бұрын

He's been a top comedian for years. He's not underrated, but I know it's the thing to say "underrated" on YT.

@vicmartone

5 жыл бұрын

First pick to get a special from Amazon. Totally underrated.

@arthurcurry2003

5 жыл бұрын

Not at all. He’s even had his own tv show.

This was so damn hilarious.

Ok... the ketchup thing... taking from him. Dude.... feel you totally!!! 😂😂😂

I love the last part about the vinegar that is funny

Lol so good

Ive never hurd of this guy before starting the watching spree now

I love Jim, it's just good clean comedy:) and he hasn't gotten busted for sexual harassment like alot of other dudes so.. That's something 👍

@samordna7808

5 жыл бұрын

Smoov Operata he looks the part tho..not quite convinced yet But for now = yipiiee

@reginaldcrapo132

5 жыл бұрын

@@samordna7808 Hook-nose? No. Yarmulke? No. He does not look the part, you clown.

@michaelbracho3956

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no he has been busted for sexual harassment. Food has multiple restraining orders out on him.

@smoovoperata3242

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbracho3956 He does like to get sexual with food 🤔

@AngelWingsYT

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he made jokes about he looks creepy XD but he is a dad sooo his kids likely tell him he looks creepy

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of my fav comedians

This clip made me hungry 😂

i didn't realize the ketchup bottles were upside down hahahahahahah

“I Doooo...”!😂

Everyone love's Popeye's, gotta have it. Thank you Jim for the standup

He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman.. 😇

@effyoo6081

5 жыл бұрын

Yea he does look like a bloated corpse

I'll talk to our gravity experts.

Love it👍

Jim is funny and soothing!

6:12 ! She wore her nightgown... awesome!

This man is a Legend!

I can't watch other comedians anymore since I started watching Jim, His timing and being naturally funny is way above others. Most of the comics shout their jokes, swear a lot and just try too hard to get a reaction. Jim is just so natural!

Very good stuff.

This man KILLS!

Jim is great. Clean comedy is refreshing sometimes. For those of you wondering this is old.

He crackes me up somethen fierce.

I like this dude, relatable

This reminds me when I went to Sonic and the car hop brought ONE ketchup packet with my order. I laughed and of course when I asked for more, she brought out 4-5!

😂❤️😂❤️ I thought I had seen every Jim Gaffigan set at least once - more like a thousand 😬 - but some of these were new to me, which made this like a wrapper-less present. 😆😬 (Referencing the set above)

Best clean comic imho

Great set by Jim, followed by another great set at 6:11.

hahah even just the title of this is hilarious "fast food ruined me"

The more fast food I enjoy the slower I become.

Jim looks good!

Hilarious and clean ... wow

03:05 👏😂😂😂😂

My favorite chicken Jim is Church's! The wings are the wing attached to half the breast and chicken ain't chicken without the jalepinos

Gold Jerry, gold

1:40 High-pitched voice: "why's he reaching out the passenger side?!"

I always add a side of vinegar to my ketchup!!😂

@marin34

5 жыл бұрын

I like putting some minced parsley on it.

@todosassd1855

5 жыл бұрын

Tabasco

Cracks me up!

I thought I was the only person who wondered why they didn’t always put the lid on the bottom!

So true about fast food compared to regular restaurants. I remember once when my parents and niece came to visit, and we went to a sitdown restaurant. She ordered the spaghetti, and she was getting more and more upset that it took a while. The last few times, she was more used to the idea, but I figured that surely she understood that food takes a while to prepare.

Jim Gaffigan for PRESIDENT

Funniest guy ever.

Dont tell my wife I'm here.

@2nd3rd1st

5 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when he said it. Life is a mystery...

@faithtomorrow

5 жыл бұрын

with a ski mask on 😂

@abstragento0087

5 жыл бұрын

@@2nd3rd1st but also very Logic because Attention attracts what IT is... So Hearing what you see is reality knocking on the door

@drripley7410

3 жыл бұрын

I wear a ski mask to fast food places

Just today I was craving fast food. 🍔