Jim Cornette's EPIC Burial of Tim Horner

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This EPIC burial of Tim Horner is from Jim Cornette's Drive Thru episode #8, published on April 17th, 2017, and is available on iTunes, Stitcher, Podcast Addict and everywhere you find your favorite podcasts!
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  • @sutterkane5716
    @sutterkane5716 Жыл бұрын

    Cornette always comes outta nowhere with the memorable lines “He couldn’t book lassie in a pet store” 😂

  • @chrisingram8233

    @chrisingram8233

    Жыл бұрын

    "I think the universe sold moxley short. When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and said I'll take the last one"

  • @stocktoncalifornia4136

    @stocktoncalifornia4136

    3 ай бұрын

    “He couldn’t draw money with a green crayon..”

  • @AnneHathawayRules

    @AnneHathawayRules

    17 күн бұрын

    "I HAVENT SEEN SUCH LOYALTY SINCE KOREA!!!"

  • @egomaniac247
    @egomaniac247Ай бұрын

    I’ve been listening to this 2-3 times a year for the past 5+ years. It’s an annual tradition at this point

  • @KingJaymo2k11
    @KingJaymo2k114 жыл бұрын

    Whoever sent the question that ignited this rant, thank u

  • @VanishingWalker
    @VanishingWalker4 жыл бұрын

    I never expected that burial of a guy that no one gives a shit about will turn out to be one of the best Cornette's rants of all time.

  • @jasonvoorhees6416

    @jasonvoorhees6416

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol probably my 4th time playing in in 3 years . So good /funny asf

  • @woozycoot

    @woozycoot

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair he did have the greatest worst promo. “Mr warn. Warn. Wandorf.”

  • @acgarner9464

    @acgarner9464

    Жыл бұрын

    Cornette hated WWF but then started working with them & talent swapping with them

  • @SpiralPoliFemboy

    @SpiralPoliFemboy

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@woozycoot That's actually Ken Patera and he said "Wonder Da Warmdorf"

  • @FreneticZetetic

    @FreneticZetetic

    Жыл бұрын

    "No one wanted his foam lightning bolts" still gets me, lmao. Thrice a year at least, I listen to this.

  • @Netsolace-tech
    @Netsolace-tech4 жыл бұрын

    You know it’s going to be a hell of a rant when Jim starts like Brian you have known me for so many years 😂

  • @rm2124

    @rm2124

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its like when your drunk friend starts talking about how much you mean to them you know its gonna be a long rant

  • @LegacyandFierce
    @LegacyandFierce2 жыл бұрын

    “His feelings are hurt because everyone else got a fax machine and he didn’t” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnneHathawayRules

    @AnneHathawayRules

    14 күн бұрын

    That MF soaked SMW for every dollar he could 😂

  • @bluhmer1990
    @bluhmer19905 жыл бұрын

    I've lost count on the number of times I've heard this, I still haven't gotten tired of it.

  • @CarlosSuarezBlkWolf

    @CarlosSuarezBlkWolf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here!!!

  • @fins2334

    @fins2334

    4 жыл бұрын

    bluhmer1990 this makes about the 10th time for me. Never gets old

  • @shawnbaker3245

    @shawnbaker3245

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @noveaubleu8716

    @noveaubleu8716

    4 жыл бұрын

    bluhmer1990 I just said the same thing 😂

  • @charleswilliams4475

    @charleswilliams4475

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ditto here lol

  • @rosybuddy28
    @rosybuddy283 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Mumbai, India and my knowledge of the geography of southern states in the US, thanks to Mr. Cornette, was of great use during my frequent visits to your beautiful country from 2005-2020.

  • @jimreily7538

    @jimreily7538

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty cool

  • @johnathanrush4666

    @johnathanrush4666

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao this is awesome

  • @wolflover789

    @wolflover789

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's very kind of you to say Balaji. I do chuckle that you wrote about our beautiful country on a video where Jim lays into Tim horner, calling him every name in the book. Lol

  • @Deadpool_64

    @Deadpool_64

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s great!

  • @PunkMartyr

    @PunkMartyr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Borat movies taught me about eastern europe

  • @fornogoodreason551
    @fornogoodreason5515 жыл бұрын

    God i love this story, and i have no idea who tim horner is

  • @nicholasfarrell8403

    @nicholasfarrell8403

    3 жыл бұрын

    Be glad you don’t know who he is

  • @frankbonini9128

    @frankbonini9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    Consider Yourself VERY Lucky

  • @JulianPerez-zv6os

    @JulianPerez-zv6os

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's actually not a bad wrestler. But it seems he was not a good person.

  • @mcomiskey7

    @mcomiskey7

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coffee guy, Canadian Star Bucks.

  • @Matt-7819

    @Matt-7819

    3 жыл бұрын

    His tag team with Brad Armstrong was pretty decent.

  • @davidpascoe6161
    @davidpascoe61617 жыл бұрын

    "You're listening to W-Fuck You in Morristown". I'd love to listen to that station.

  • @chitownace777

    @chitownace777

    7 жыл бұрын

    WCRK Lol

  • @chrisz31974
    @chrisz319747 жыл бұрын

    "he couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop" I'M DYING

  • @jww112093

    @jww112093

    7 жыл бұрын

    That's classic.

  • @IsaacBeImont

    @IsaacBeImont

    6 жыл бұрын

    chris zaucha Same reaction here. Laughed all day.

  • @FreneticZetetic

    @FreneticZetetic

    6 жыл бұрын

    I say this one all the time! Never gets old. Cornette is gold.

  • @JackBarrett7

    @JackBarrett7

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 I have never heard a straight man (or even gay or straight woman) use the word 'moxie'. Is it a word that's taught in gay bathhouses? Where were you first taught it?

  • @JackBarrett7

    @JackBarrett7

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 You can't even spell or punctuate. You were literally never a professor. Any Eisenhower babies would be 70+ years old. You're either a middle aged idiot, or a millennial whose also an idiot. Either way, its established you only want to play, that's why you won't send your address. Because you're just a wittle guy whose scared of meeting a real man. Send me your address, so stfu. I haven't the time nor the inclination to play with you.

  • @DR-hy6zw
    @DR-hy6zw2 жыл бұрын

    I love that Cornette still admits Horner was a decent worker 😂

  • @scotthayes5619

    @scotthayes5619

    2 жыл бұрын

    A decent worker and looked great in a suit... LOL

  • @slimmacc4825

    @slimmacc4825

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scotthayes5619 lmao

  • @JackTheripper911

    @JackTheripper911

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey it just shows he's honest. Regardless how much he hates Horner, he can be honest about his work

  • @ghostface216

    @ghostface216

    2 жыл бұрын

    "it's better than one of his promos!"

  • @jonrosado1035
    @jonrosado10357 жыл бұрын

    I can listen to long form Jim Cornette stories all day.

  • @mauricebates685

    @mauricebates685

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jon Rosado amen bro

  • @junelima363

    @junelima363

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maurice Bates so can I the man a genius

  • @mauricebates685

    @mauricebates685

    7 жыл бұрын

    Vincent Ceaser yes sir

  • @getgoing581

    @getgoing581

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jon Rosado I do lmao

  • @DarksaberForce

    @DarksaberForce

    7 жыл бұрын

    Every time there's a long Corny story, I get a snack, pop open a cold Sprite, and just sit back. Highlite of my day.

  • @FreneticZetetic
    @FreneticZetetic6 жыл бұрын

    "HORNER KEPT THE FAX MACHINE!" I'm dying.

  • @blaiiiine5594

    @blaiiiine5594

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 What's up with you and shoving things up Horner's ass??

  • @MachonyLeeoun

    @MachonyLeeoun

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 You tried but no lulz happened

  • @richardcclark3696

    @richardcclark3696

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol.....

  • @scotcarr3390

    @scotcarr3390

    5 жыл бұрын

    If Horner reads this (probably not, if he's the inbred hick Corney says he is...🙃), it's not too late to return it, you $#!+heels!

  • @tempestfennac9687

    @tempestfennac9687

    5 жыл бұрын

    @mharris1270 I don't know if you've ever heard of The Thick of It but this clip will probably appeal to you: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iIaZt5l-l8m2fMY.html .

  • @southcarolinagrizfan1594
    @southcarolinagrizfan15943 жыл бұрын

    This is like a monthly listen to me. Never gets old.

  • @djdarq6311

    @djdarq6311

    Жыл бұрын

    Twice a week

  • @colourfaze86

    @colourfaze86

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here! This and his original shoot on the Montreal Screw job are the best.

  • @FreneticZetetic

    @FreneticZetetic

    Жыл бұрын

    "He was pissed no one wanted to buy his foam lightning bolts" lmao.

  • @LMLR187
    @LMLR1875 жыл бұрын

    i'm surprised the "...loyalty since Korea" line hasn't been made a shirt yet.

  • @Cachundo73

    @Cachundo73

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a quote by Jim Herd, so I don't think Cornette wants to pay him a cent.

  • @LMLR187

    @LMLR187

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cachundo73 Herd ain't smart enough to claim trademark. Corny has reiterated the quote to the point of 9/10ths ownership.

  • @GangstaSparkleFairy

    @GangstaSparkleFairy

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is fucking classic, amongst other classics it still rises above.

  • @thefranchise2356
    @thefranchise23564 жыл бұрын

    "And if you're smart, Mr. Horner, you'll stay in the corner. Roll 'em." -- Bobby Heenan (RIP)

  • @GangstaSparkleFairy

    @GangstaSparkleFairy

    4 жыл бұрын

    You sir, win the internet for the day. Trophy is in the mail.

  • @madamefeast4824

    @madamefeast4824

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha 👍

  • @emilysanders4807

    @emilysanders4807

    3 жыл бұрын

    When did the Brain Say That?

  • @jonalbertson10270
    @jonalbertson102704 жыл бұрын

    When someone is having a bad day, Just listen to Cornette on two subjects. Tim Horner and or Vince “Shit Stain” Russo. These never get old...

  • @emilysanders4807

    @emilysanders4807

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or now AEW

  • @wademorgan8464

    @wademorgan8464

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or food

  • @hovmad8702

    @hovmad8702

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or Dave Meltzer

  • @hgonz14

    @hgonz14

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or Kevin Dunn, his Kevin Dunn impression is freaking hilarious

  • @johnathanrush4666

    @johnathanrush4666

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hgonz14 "I don't know why you think we're a wrestling show...just because we have wrestlers...in wrestling trunks and wrestling boots...in a wrestling ring" lmao

  • @justinsanto2458
    @justinsanto24585 жыл бұрын

    Tim is living in that truck

  • @miaouew

    @miaouew

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @HA-409

    @HA-409

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevin339
    @kevin3396 жыл бұрын

    “She can sell our sponsorships, shes the sales girl at WFUCKU in Morristown”

  • @johnnyblack3676

    @johnnyblack3676

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Manz lmfao

  • @nicholasfarrell8403

    @nicholasfarrell8403

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that an am or fm station?

  • @IanGorton

    @IanGorton

    4 жыл бұрын

    @mharris1270 Shortwave

  • @BrittneyStarling
    @BrittneyStarling Жыл бұрын

    I still listen to this regularly

  • @BabyCee713

    @BabyCee713

    Ай бұрын

    Me too

  • @neils8767
    @neils87676 жыл бұрын

    Just imagining a confused Tim horner pressing buttons in a furious way trying to get his fax machine to work

  • @marcuswalker6764

    @marcuswalker6764

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WatchHawk

    @WatchHawk

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @agentofchaos1497

    @agentofchaos1497

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'll bet that fax machine didn't get used ONCE for any form of SMW business. He probably only used it for fun to fax pictures of his ass and/or junk to Pam at the bank.

  • @cishansen4162

    @cishansen4162

    3 жыл бұрын

    Curse you sir. Now i have that image in my head 😂

  • @bobzuruncle8424

    @bobzuruncle8424

    3 жыл бұрын

    “..dang it!” -Tim Horner trying to decipher a fax machine.

  • @lockstepgone1223
    @lockstepgone12233 жыл бұрын

    I've listened to this twice this week and I've heard it 100 times before. Never fails to make me laugh. I love the part about how Horner couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop 🐕

  • @jacksizzle8937

    @jacksizzle8937

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lick step I like the part where I porked your wife

  • @DIGITALxDWNLD
    @DIGITALxDWNLD2 ай бұрын

    i return to this gem just about every quarter of every year 😂

  • @kennyryan4173
    @kennyryan41733 жыл бұрын

    Love him or hate him, Jim is a wrestling genius.

  • @dustindoylebrand

    @dustindoylebrand

    5 ай бұрын

    Except for giving guys like Horner an office spot in his company.

  • @donkiddick966
    @donkiddick9664 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: that baby Tim's wife was holding grew up to be Santino Marella 😂

  • @buckyhate7695

    @buckyhate7695

    4 жыл бұрын

    BAAAHAHAHAHA

  • @charliekk3377

    @charliekk3377

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @hansfranco2065

    @hansfranco2065

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think is sonny

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter84 жыл бұрын

    Jim got Tim the most over he has ever been by roasting him.

  • @HoustonIsImmortal
    @HoustonIsImmortal5 жыл бұрын

    Tim Horner was on the first pro wrestling card I ever attended as a kid in 1984. He and Brad Armstrong were an exciting young up-and-coming tag team in World Championship Wrestling and I loved their tag style. Sad to hear that years later he would become such a detrimental force in professional wrestling...😂😂😂

  • @frankbonini9128

    @frankbonini9128

    Жыл бұрын

    It Saddens Me that Brad is No Longer with Us, & This Chicken Plucker (Horner) STILL Walks the Earth!

  • @erocrush
    @erocrush2 жыл бұрын

    Jim's problem is he's just too reserved. I never know what he really thinks.

  • @emilysanders1978

    @emilysanders1978

    2 жыл бұрын

    I Know Right!!. LMBO!!!!!

  • @fatalsniper3413

    @fatalsniper3413

    2 жыл бұрын

    Let him put his sledgehammer on yo head then you’ll know what he thinks.

  • @jacksizzle8937

    @jacksizzle8937

    2 жыл бұрын

    Melvin hey chicken dick he's the most outspoken person ever, get a damn clue

  • @JDnFL

    @JDnFL

    Жыл бұрын

    😅😂🤣

  • @ericmiller8596

    @ericmiller8596

    Жыл бұрын

    It's part of his conservative christianity

  • @jonransom1242
    @jonransom12423 жыл бұрын

    24:50-25:22 gets me everytime 🤣

  • @jamesteegardner2273

    @jamesteegardner2273

    Жыл бұрын

    The thought of Jim just stewing in anger thinking about his $400 dollar fax machine just collecting dust at Tim Horner's house is hysterical! By the way, that $400 dollars that Jim spent in the early 90's on Horner's unnecessary fax machine is equivalent to over $850 dollars in today's money! So I can totally understand why Jim is so pissed off about it.

  • @jamesvalentine1587

    @jamesvalentine1587

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 White Lighting is a thief!

  • @daleandrews6021
    @daleandrews60215 жыл бұрын

    This is Jim at his best..the Don Rickles of wrestling

  • @bigdrew565

    @bigdrew565

    Жыл бұрын

    Rickles insulted you if he liked you. This is just pure hate.

  • @mcole442
    @mcole4423 жыл бұрын

    The man said Tim Horner "couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidworks1036
    @davidworks10363 жыл бұрын

    I have no clue who Tim Horner is and still found this so interesting and entertaining. Just goes to show you how great a storyteller Jim Cornette is.

  • @kennethfraire8152
    @kennethfraire81522 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Corny call Tim a very creative name, reminded me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase goes off and calls his boss a very creative name. 🤣🤣

  • @shyjames83
    @shyjames836 жыл бұрын

    I get the impression Jim doesn’t like Tim Horner...

  • @josephdelledonne2098

    @josephdelledonne2098

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jim needs to stop holding back, tell us how you really fell Jim.

  • @frankbonini9128

    @frankbonini9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    "YA THINK?!?" - Hannah Stewart/Montana (Miley Cyrus)

  • @davemustaine6694

    @davemustaine6694

    2 жыл бұрын

    he hates tim more than vice Russo

  • @jackbarnes9728

    @jackbarnes9728

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure? I think Cornette is still on the fence about him.

  • @zlinedavid

    @zlinedavid

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jackbarnes9728 The only thing Corny is on the fence about are Mustangs. Or is that the only thing on Corny’s fence? One of those two….

  • @MarvelousErV
    @MarvelousErV Жыл бұрын

    I grew up watching this man.... One of my favorite wrestling managers. Possibly the greatest historian/storyteller I've heard in the Business! Just a supreme mastery of the nuance/minutiae & overall landscape of pro wrestling........ Incredible!

  • @mikewiley7529
    @mikewiley7529 Жыл бұрын

    I wish there was video of Rick Rubin watching that Shameless disaster 😂

  • @codychapman7342

    @codychapman7342

    3 ай бұрын

    "Why the fuck is Tim Horner on my television?"

  • @rhettboy1
    @rhettboy14 жыл бұрын

    I completely believe that Corny is non-confrontational until he’s really pushed to it. The promos he cuts on people have to be the result of storing up a lot of stuff.

  • @AS-uy9gn
    @AS-uy9gn6 жыл бұрын

    I used to be a huge wrestling fan back in the 80s through the 90s. I was a fan of Jim Cornette then but I'm even a bigger fan now due to these types of podcasts. The wrestling knowledge that Jim has is awesome and so damn entertaining. It is this type of product that the internet was meant to display.

  • @cherrydonner5298
    @cherrydonner52984 ай бұрын

    He telling the story and became angry all over again and cussed Tim out at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ruleoftwo6550
    @ruleoftwo65507 жыл бұрын

    "I have one followup question..." BEST LINE EVER!

  • @erikpoe5970

    @erikpoe5970

    6 жыл бұрын

    Darial Clewis I literally CRY laughing whenever i hear this

  • @BigAce3000

    @BigAce3000

    5 жыл бұрын

    You really DO? lmao funny as hell

  • @lancemaltby895

    @lancemaltby895

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was sure the question was going to be, "How do you really feel, Jim?"

  • @tobiasfarragut292

    @tobiasfarragut292

    3 жыл бұрын

    But it was the right follow up b/c i wanted to hear about him meeting or finding out who the ‘$ 40,000 mystery Money man’ was...

  • @gordonirvine726

    @gordonirvine726

    3 жыл бұрын

    (Corpsing)

  • @lockstepgone1223
    @lockstepgone12233 жыл бұрын

    This is the best video ever uploaded to KZread. I've probably listened to it 15 times or more and ill never get tired of it

  • @emilysanders4807

    @emilysanders4807

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me Neither

  • @Studio732JRL

    @Studio732JRL

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah his Russo rants still take the cake for me, especially the one where he talks about the taxi driver at Walmart.

  • @colourfaze86

    @colourfaze86

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Studio732JRL I agree. His original shoot on the Montreal Screwjob is the best. Just annihilates Russo.

  • @dallascat1983
    @dallascat19837 жыл бұрын

    I never heard of Tim Horner. Hilarious story.

  • @j.3o21

    @j.3o21

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me either, but I don't like him now lol

  • @RevolutionRicky

    @RevolutionRicky

    4 жыл бұрын

    Trust me ur not missing much

  • @rageangerman1432

    @rageangerman1432

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was a jobber back in the day.

  • @detangojet
    @detangojet Жыл бұрын

    Just listened again for about the 15th time. Laughed hard again!!!!😂

  • @msm1876
    @msm18766 жыл бұрын

    Fifty one dislikes? Horner has that many relatives?

  • @c.l.freeman7654

    @c.l.freeman7654

    5 жыл бұрын

    Relatives/sexual partners..its all the same. He tickles their taints with his foam lightning bolts

  • @emperorpalpatine1228

    @emperorpalpatine1228

    5 жыл бұрын

    @mharris1270 The Derby is in Louisville, not Lexington.

  • @adetokunbooladipo7606

    @adetokunbooladipo7606

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn that brutal

  • @folderbloat7561

    @folderbloat7561

    4 жыл бұрын

    and that many girlfriends, strangely enough...

  • @emperorpalpatine1228

    @emperorpalpatine1228

    4 жыл бұрын

    50 of them are Terry Landel.

  • @wrestlingstuffv2
    @wrestlingstuffv24 жыл бұрын

    21:52 - I look at Tim's pic while hearing Jim saying "What?", and I imagine Tim already crying while saying that word LOL

  • @GodlessScummer
    @GodlessScummer7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Jim but how do you really feel about Tim Horner?

  • @jonbaird8835

    @jonbaird8835

    6 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't MATTER how id makes you feel!!!!!!!!!!

  • @harryzimmerman7991

    @harryzimmerman7991

    6 жыл бұрын

    Box of fluffy fuckin ducks!

  • @christophermorningstar990

    @christophermorningstar990

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 😂😂😂😂 that I feel about sums it up

  • @IImitateVince

    @IImitateVince

    6 жыл бұрын

    mharris1270 you sure seem to have one specific thing on your mind. 👌

  • @josephcostello695

    @josephcostello695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Godless Scummer the same way he feels about President Trump

  • @caseboogie806
    @caseboogie8065 жыл бұрын

    I have listened to this rant like 10 times and it’s still funny to me. Jim Cornette is top notch in my book.

  • @thedude4672
    @thedude46727 жыл бұрын

    This is why I love Jim Cornette.

  • @kennethfraire8152
    @kennethfraire81522 жыл бұрын

    “He couldn’t book lassie in a pet shop”. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hughjass5156
    @hughjass51566 жыл бұрын

    Im currently watching SMW from start to finish and can confirm that Tim Horner is the drizzlin shits.

  • @thatpart

    @thatpart

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too, 8n sync with BTT Podcast.

  • @madamefeast4824

    @madamefeast4824

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh of course. Lol. Absolutely pointless lol

  • @octagonseventynine1253

    @octagonseventynine1253

    3 жыл бұрын

    When he’s trying to sell his plastic lightning bolt gimmicks to kids in his promos it’s like a dollar store hulk Hogan

  • @jacobwalker3839

    @jacobwalker3839

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where do you watch them ?

  • @octagonseventynine1253

    @octagonseventynine1253

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jacobwalker3839 they’re all right here on KZread. Unless wwe took it down

  • @MasterWitchDoctor
    @MasterWitchDoctor7 жыл бұрын

    I love listening to Jim Cornette, the guy knows the business and every major start past and present.

  • @herzkine

    @herzkine

    Жыл бұрын

    He's like the best Netherlands tulip stock trader after the collapse....good old times :D

  • @e2go
    @e2go3 жыл бұрын

    “Just enough money to piss people off” 😂😂

  • @ThaKoalaKing
    @ThaKoalaKing3 жыл бұрын

    I just want to yell Hallelujah because this man is preaching!

  • @NOWONMAI73
    @NOWONMAI737 жыл бұрын

    "Majordomo" isn't used nearly enough these days.

  • @rudylugo2157

    @rudylugo2157

    4 жыл бұрын

    Back when it was another term for America's vice president, now it's dropped in favor of....vice president

  • @guyyoung4388
    @guyyoung43882 жыл бұрын

    I've listened to this like a thousand times

  • @Dust___________________
    @Dust___________________7 жыл бұрын

    "I have one follow up question " LOL

  • @nestorvelasquez9633

    @nestorvelasquez9633

    3 жыл бұрын

    "YOU REALLY DO?!?"

  • @nathanm8792
    @nathanm87925 жыл бұрын

    i dont think ill ever get tired of listing to jim cornette

  • @lockstepgone1223
    @lockstepgone12233 жыл бұрын

    "Ive got a top baby face (supposedly) in a Tennessee territory & his wife won't let him bleed" " I'm f'n cutting my head!" lmao that's so funny

  • @gordonirvine726

    @gordonirvine726

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣🤣😂

  • @justinpierce2374
    @justinpierce23747 жыл бұрын

    You have to listen to this multiple times to catch everything lol

  • @TRoller927
    @TRoller9273 жыл бұрын

    Tim Horner is Joe Exotic if he had went onto the wrestling business.

  • @msm1876

    @msm1876

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment needs to have 100X more likes!

  • @robmoore6958

    @robmoore6958

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe Exotic actually WAS in the wrestling business for a short time. Joe’s website broadcast the monthly shows of NWA Texoma in Sherman, Texas in the mid-2010’s. I was a play-by-play commentator working alongside Joe, including the night Tim Storm won the NWA World Title. I never had a problem with Joe. His knowledge of wrestling was limited, but I was able to work around that and keep him involved.

  • @msm1876

    @msm1876

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@robmoore6958 why am I not remotely surprised?

  • @WarGhoulKharas

    @WarGhoulKharas

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@robmoore6958 Well, damn if that wasn't interesting.

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have literally never seen Tim Horner

  • @kennethfraire8152
    @kennethfraire81522 жыл бұрын

    “How much time we got?…” “Oh, 20 minutes…” Be ready for at least an hour. Lol thanks Jim!

  • @northbykenwest
    @northbykenwest2 жыл бұрын

    "Hey Alexa, play W-F*CKU in Morristown Radio" LOL

  • @KAD10895
    @KAD108954 жыл бұрын

    Seriously this is great for falling asleep, not because it's boring but because Jim's story telling is exceptional and his hatred is pure.

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot5 жыл бұрын

    A 28 minute rant from Cornette, but that's like 5 minutes in human terms.

  • @qbranch88
    @qbranch883 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard.

  • @artmeddaugh6669
    @artmeddaugh66694 жыл бұрын

    Laugh out loud hysterical! Jim you got me ROLLIN!! Tim Horner is in Jim's Top 10 of Worthless pieces of $hit in pro wrestling history...that is EPIC!!

  • @sscout191
    @sscout1912 жыл бұрын

    I will never get bored of this story.

  • @MrTonytate5501
    @MrTonytate55014 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to this guy all day long!!! I am sitting at work rolling while listening to this guy!

  • @TonyBrancointhe6
    @TonyBrancointhe67 жыл бұрын

    LOL! For the story on Tim Horner, all you need to do is watch here: 24:50

  • @gregstephens4028
    @gregstephens40287 жыл бұрын

    "his balls are so small, if you took em and you rolled them both through a drinking straw it would look like you were rolling 2 kernels of corn through a storm drain" HAHAHA I love some Cornette.

  • @EVGriffinJr

    @EVGriffinJr

    6 жыл бұрын

    Greg Stephens Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madddoggnogood1491

    @madddoggnogood1491

    6 жыл бұрын

    Greg Stephens how does he come up with this shit

  • @robertjackson1987

    @robertjackson1987

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@madddoggnogood1491 That's one of his Go-To insults lol.

  • @Matt-7819

    @Matt-7819

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@robertjackson1987 Yes he also said that about Ed Ferrara

  • @faithfamilyandcountry7452

    @faithfamilyandcountry7452

    5 жыл бұрын

    He uses that a lot especially on Russo he’s also made that joke using someone’s brains.

  • @user-ic7gl9nz1m
    @user-ic7gl9nz1m5 жыл бұрын

    "He stole the truck..." I lost it

  • @lastmansleeping5433
    @lastmansleeping54336 жыл бұрын

    “...and we went through THREE ENGINES...”

  • @tgfabthunderbird1

    @tgfabthunderbird1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was Tim driving the truck to the events?

  • @NestorV

    @NestorV

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tgfabthunderbird1, it sounds like he drove the truck through the events

  • @85futureshock
    @85futureshock3 жыл бұрын

    Went back and watched SMW from 92. From lame promos to coming off as so whiny when he stole the SMW Title to his attempt to be a singer, Tim Horner was the worst babyface in the industry at the time. It takes a talent (in a bad way) to be a babyface in a southern territory and be greeted with silence from crowds who would cheer for almost any babyface. The angle with the special needs child was even worse than Jim described as Horner came off like a crybaby and it felt exploitative of the kid. Its a miracle Bob Armstrong was as over as he was and the fans didn’t buy into Horner because the angle could have buried Bob. This should have won the tasteless angle award in the Wrestling Observer that year.

  • @egomaniac247

    @egomaniac247

    Жыл бұрын

    That's some nice revisionist history there. Cornette had legit reasons to hate him but Horner was good in the ring and he was over.

  • @Connor-ki8zv

    @Connor-ki8zv

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@egomaniac247yeah over like a bunch of crickets.

  • @egomaniac247

    @egomaniac247

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Connor-ki8zv turn you speaker on then. The fans in SMW liked him. Just b/c he mighta been a dbag behind the scenes doesn't mean he couldn't work or that fans didn't like him

  • @mxpxdivision
    @mxpxdivision2 жыл бұрын

    This has got to be my favorite story I've ever heard. I've never laughed so many times during a clip. Good stuff.

  • @alfredhardin5431
    @alfredhardin54317 жыл бұрын

    shot out to Knoxville where we figured out it was a work a year ago

  • @stephenbianchi7141

    @stephenbianchi7141

    7 жыл бұрын

    ^^^the reason Knoxville was still great

  • @supernovamcr5974
    @supernovamcr59747 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to spend an evening with Cornette, getting drunk and listening to him rant, the man is hilarious!!!

  • @tobiasfarragut292

    @tobiasfarragut292

    3 жыл бұрын

    For me blunted damn near smothering him in the fumes

  • @connordripps1480

    @connordripps1480

    3 жыл бұрын

    Corny has stated that he never drank beer or wine on Ric Flair's podcast. Hence why he has a clear mind which is rare for most guys.

  • @johnselwitz5362

    @johnselwitz5362

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@connordripps1480 Never did any kind of illicit drug from my understanding, hence why he looks good for his age. I did hear he would have the occasional social cocktail every now and then

  • @BloodBoughtMinistries1

    @BloodBoughtMinistries1

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't drink

  • @aidanrocha2043

    @aidanrocha2043

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah. We’re drinking Sprite

  • @WyattHolliday
    @WyattHolliday2 жыл бұрын

    I never get tired of this story.

  • @bdr113080
    @bdr1130807 жыл бұрын

    If you want to see the episode of Tim Horner come out there with the sick child with the belt it's SMW Episode 50. It's on KZread.

  • @DarksaberForce

    @DarksaberForce

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks :)

  • @KHayes666

    @KHayes666

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brian Rose Look at Bob Armstrong's face when Horner comes out. Thats legitimate shock and anger

  • @terminallumbago6465

    @terminallumbago6465

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right around the 15 minute mark of the video

  • @slezy108
    @slezy1082 жыл бұрын

    I love this video. I've watched it over and over

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley87426 жыл бұрын

    It seems obvious to me that Tim told his wife and others that he was a big shot and a co-owner so he felt like he had to act that way. It was like he was playing chicken. How long could he act like a big shot and co-owner before Jim shitcanned him? Then Jim fired him and he BS'ed that he really was a part owner.

  • @BloodBoughtMinistries1

    @BloodBoughtMinistries1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bsin is working for Biden and pelosi

  • @hovmad8702

    @hovmad8702

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love how after he got fired he said it didnt bother him cuzz he sold his half of SMW and he made a decent profit from it...LMAO...what a joke

  • @LeafErikson
    @LeafErikson6 жыл бұрын

    Wait... Horner stole the ring truck and kept the fax machine?!?!!?!?!??!

  • @connordripps1480

    @connordripps1480

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yup. As the saying goes, there's no honor among theives.

  • @bornsinner8653
    @bornsinner86537 жыл бұрын

    24:53 😂

  • @sirluke7

    @sirluke7

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes... that was worth many plays... I'm in tears...

  • @mental_modeler2952

    @mental_modeler2952

    6 жыл бұрын

    Best part of the whole interview

  • @HouseVinstor

    @HouseVinstor

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is his finisher!

  • @arthurdzuro372

    @arthurdzuro372

    4 жыл бұрын

    I legitimately haven't laughed this hard in ages, at this time stamp rant. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seany84uk

    @seany84uk

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want that on a 10 hour loop

  • @TakeNoteOfThat
    @TakeNoteOfThat2 жыл бұрын

    “This is all building.” This has become a go-to line for me

  • @justinsanto2458
    @justinsanto24588 ай бұрын

    So I said,...TIM...

  • @jasonL287
    @jasonL2874 жыл бұрын

    I used to love listening to WFUCKYOU in Morristown.

  • @Mandrahale
    @Mandrahale3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone has had a Tim Horner in their lives🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

  • @Hollows1997
    @Hollows19974 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t seen such loyalty since Korea 😂

  • @Baker15ww
    @Baker15ww4 жыл бұрын

    I swear I’ve heard this before. But I listened again. And probably will again and again lol

  • @justintucker1470
    @justintucker14707 жыл бұрын

    Cornette's stories are the best part of my day.

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jim Cornette's drop toe holds are electric

  • @FerretJohn
    @FerretJohn5 жыл бұрын

    Rand-McNally is nice. Most people will go "Get in the 21st century Jim, Google Maps will show you where you need to go and where you are now, Siri is much better!". True, but Rand-McNally doesn't require batteries. My Galaxy pad does so much more but when the battery goes to 0 it's just a paper-weight.

  • @DefLeppardVanHalen

    @DefLeppardVanHalen

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's right. It's better to have it as a backup, just in case your batteries go dead.

  • @ahoneanatwo
    @ahoneanatwo6 жыл бұрын

    My sides hurt from all that laughing, Jim Cornette knows how to tell a great wrestling story!

  • @wecoolwecoolbounce5191
    @wecoolwecoolbounce51917 жыл бұрын

    lol, yup 24:53

  • @NOWONMAI73
    @NOWONMAI73 Жыл бұрын

    “Ol’ Buzzy” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @spacemanc
    @spacemanc7 жыл бұрын

    24:50 Jim Cornette makes me want to be a better man.

  • @MasonTheDad

    @MasonTheDad

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s the best of all time and we need him shooting promos on all TV shows.

  • @TIDEPROCESS18
    @TIDEPROCESS182 жыл бұрын

    I come to this at least once a month when I need to laugh.🤣

  • @mrbobevans
    @mrbobevans5 жыл бұрын

    Great Story. We all have met a Tim Horner at least once in our lifetime.

  • @teamsleep211
    @teamsleep2115 жыл бұрын

    I can listen to Jim rant .....all day! Fan since the wccw days!

  • @TheM7drummer
    @TheM7drummer11 ай бұрын

    I have listened to this 5 times in the past few years. Never gets old.

  • @catstevens1089
    @catstevens10894 жыл бұрын

    Smokey Mountain was actually my favorite. It felt local with what I saw as huge stars from Atlanta

  • @Cavillier1970

    @Cavillier1970

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Buffalo NY and we used to get SMW on one of our local channels, at the same time ECW was on and I preferred SMW. I'd always wished I could have been a wrestler or help I'm booking. I'll tell you all I'd have killed to work with/for J.C. and try to learn all I could from him and the guys in the back.

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