I was listening to this while bench pressing. I dropped the 500 lb barbell on my neck breaking 13 bones. My spotter pulled up the weight, then shook my hand and thanked me for being a great American. My spotter was George Washington.

@bradcarver8127

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@soneblac1

Жыл бұрын

Dude same thing happened to be but my spotter was liv morgan

@tempo1889

Жыл бұрын

Did you set the gym on fire?

@chadbecker3197

Жыл бұрын

@@soneblac1 I wouldn’t complain😂

@chadbecker3197

Жыл бұрын

@@tempo1889 lmfao😂😂

“I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers” -Hulk Hogan (September 10th, 2001) - BTW this is an actual quote from hogan

@jimreily7538

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Tuesday301

Жыл бұрын

This comments wins 😂

@Joel-wv9wx

Жыл бұрын

If this was hogan he would've said it on the 11th...

@cutekanjii

Жыл бұрын

He did predict it along with Macho Man in a Mega powers promo. "The twin towers are gonna come crumbling down Brother!"

@JoeLuch99

Жыл бұрын

BAH GAWD

Hogan never sleeps with a blanket because he refuses to let it go over him.

@jonharvey55

4 күн бұрын

haha. bro underrated comment

My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is when emperor Palpatine was killing Luke and Hulk said "that doesn't work for me brother" picked him up and tossed him over the edge saving not only Luke but the entire galaxy. Then they prayed together and took vitamins

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

4 ай бұрын

Mine is when Hulk Hogan stopped Doomsday from killing Superman.

@RandyOliver-no8mo

2 ай бұрын

My favorite Hulk Hogan memory was when he helped Mario & Luigi saved Princess Peach from Bowser then they celebrated by Eating their vitamins & mushrooms and saying their prayers

@niropaxum958

Ай бұрын

Mine is when Thanos is about snap Ironman out of existence but then the camera pans to Hulk screams "I am the Hulkster brother"

@JohnWicksmagazine

Ай бұрын

@@niropaxum958 “You might’ve beaten the Incredible Hulk, but you haven’t met the Incredible Hulk Hogan, brother! Putting you over isn’t gonna work for me either, brother..”

@karlschmarl437

14 күн бұрын

You forgot to add that Emperor Palpatine had a Force Weight of over 700 pounds, and how he pulled or tore 800 different back muscles, including his Force Muscles.

Steven Seagul and Hogan should do a movie together!!!! HARD TO BELIEVE

@kyletucker3811

2 жыл бұрын

Also featuring Frank Dux.

@Moonscentedhunter

2 жыл бұрын

Oddly, I would pay to see this.

@BonsaiBuckeye

2 жыл бұрын

Do not drag Dux into this..

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

Steven segal is a has been anyway. Just like Hogan.

@marcosduran4169

2 жыл бұрын

More believe then his story

"Hogan said he was chosen over Denzel Washington for the lead in the film X, based on Malcom X., but Hogan turned it down because he was making ice cream when he got the call."

@lancehood7916

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.... Hogan's nutz

@brandonwalker3755

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

Hands down the most retarded statement Hogan made.

@xavierrandall

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHITS😆💩😆

@Tampafan33

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even believe that

Hogan picking up 40 extra days a year going back and forth to Japan is really impressive. No one else could do that

@VendreadMike95

5 ай бұрын

Except Dr. Who. So maybe Hogan is really Dr. WHO in disguise. 🤔😂

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

4 ай бұрын

Maybe Doctor Who would be actually watchable if Hogan played the Doctor. At least it would be funny.

@nichhodge8503

2 ай бұрын

35 extra days actually, you’re not Hogan’s mathematician are you?

@preciousroyhomeshoppingnet6219

2 ай бұрын

@@nichhodge8503 im not sure! We will have to ask the hulkster when he is awake from his nap!

@RunemasterRick

Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris gets all his days back by running backwards. STFU Hogan.

15:20 “Hey that’s Harley Race, what’s he doing, OMG he setting the ring on fire” 😂😂😭😭 BEST PART

@kirkbarnett1231

Жыл бұрын

He must be looking for a job lmao

@robswift6883

11 ай бұрын

😆

@FreshPrincex4

7 ай бұрын

I was on the fucking floor

@VaderPopsVicodin10

3 ай бұрын

"Clearly he's unhappy!"

@picklejalapeno

3 ай бұрын

@@VaderPopsVicodin10I quote this everyday ever since I saw this lmfao

The idea of Lars constantly turning Hogan's bass tracks down and Hulk saying "that's not gonna work for me, brother" every single time is worth the lie.

@deadguydan

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that is absolutely priceless!

@jpayne3616

2 жыл бұрын

Lmf'nao!!!!!!!!!!!

@ShawnRakar

2 жыл бұрын

Now THIS IS AN AWESOME BURN!!! 🔥

@elfuegojoereno

2 жыл бұрын

This comment was the chef's kiss for this cornette meal. Thank you

@lm4585

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I will NEVER get tired of listening to this gem here on KZread....which, by the way, Hulk Hogan invented.

@SamsarasArt

Жыл бұрын

Hogan also invented the internet

@RetroRuss

Жыл бұрын

He also invented the first computer.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Жыл бұрын

I remember when Hulk Hogan freed the Israelites

@bandingo652

Жыл бұрын

I kno , Dude reading Hogan's statements to Jim is falling apart laughing 😂😂🤣☠️

@Tuesday301

Жыл бұрын

@@SamsarasArtahhh beat me to it 😂

Hulk Hogan blew up an orphanage and still saved all the children.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Ай бұрын

Hulk Hogan once fought Damian the vampire king back in 1575. He did it by running 88 miles per hour.

@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam

13 күн бұрын

Hulk Hogan saved an orphanage and blew all the…

@CIF-pm7tk

5 күн бұрын

Was that the A-Team episode?

The fact that Hogan actually told the lie about Harley setting the ring on fire, on Joe Rogan’s podcast 😂 I legit couldn’t believe it when he started it

@drrockkso8882

2 ай бұрын

It's not like he was the first or last person to tell a completely bullshit story on JRE.

@roggie839

Ай бұрын

I'm not sure if that one was a lie. Harley Race was pretty crazy in all honesty

@studogable

19 күн бұрын

@@roggie839 I can see Harley growling "I'll set this place on fire" or something. That would be in character.

Hulk Hogan built the hospital he was born in.. After he allowed the doctors to deliver him, he named his parents, then drove his mother home so she could get some much needed rest. At age 4 he trained Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali, simultaneously creating a champion boxer and martial artist... Y'all know the rest. What a legend...

@ensabahnur8968

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@fjccommish

Жыл бұрын

Hogan invented child birth.

@UncomfortableShoes

11 ай бұрын

Hogan then met a young Vince McMahon and told him he thought they could change the wrestling world together. What a visionary!

@dee4732

10 ай бұрын

then he found the cure for cancer...but after the undertaker dropped him on his head ..he misplaced it...

@whitninyo2525

10 ай бұрын

Lol well said 🤣🤝

Them laughing their asses off makes this 1 MILLION times better 😂

@KareemHarper

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to write the same thing. Brian's laughter is infectious. This is already some funny shit, but Brian's laughter made the tall tales even funnier. I was crying.

@beatz_next_door85

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣

@officialsuperrad

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best episode I’ve heard. I’m fucking dying over here hahaha

@johnselwitz5362

2 жыл бұрын

@@officialsuperrad The Harley Race story literally made me cry with laughter! Especially when they start breaking it down and analyzing the absurdity of it 🤣

@zubrhero5270

2 жыл бұрын

I could honest to God have this as a recurring segment every week.

Is there a Brian Last belly-laugh omnibus? I could listen to him giggle all day long. It's like having a good live crowd at an event. He makes the humor that much funnier.

When I am having a bad day, I click on this video. It really cheers me up. I like how Brian Last's laughs and Corny's exaggerated sighs are so on point in this episode.

@king_kurt_2000

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@gwenverde7970

Жыл бұрын

Seriously the laughter is contagious!

@nunyafukinbizness

9 ай бұрын

​@@king_kurt_2000😢

@VendreadMike95

5 ай бұрын

Yes.

Hogan really did wrestle 400 days in a year. The power of Hulkamania is able to warp time and space itself, brother!

@dennisbowen452

2 жыл бұрын

And he aint ever job once brother

@dennisbowen452

2 жыл бұрын

400 days of politicking brother

@cwalser544

2 жыл бұрын

Both Time and space occupation is relative. So, if he says his years are 400 days long, he is right. 🤣🤣⏱️⚡

@dennisbowen452

2 жыл бұрын

@@cwalser544 400 days of politicking and not jobbing brother

@butt5ful

2 жыл бұрын

Well Scott Steiner has freaks 9 days out of the week.

Somebody needs to turn this into a cartoon or a TV series. *”The Imaginary Adventure of Hulk Hogan.”*

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

If you grew up in the 80s like I did then you remember his Saturday morning cartoon Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling. Now that we all see that Hogan is a blatant liar in real life I bet you regret watching that cartoon huh?

@mage1439

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakekaufman8302 Nah, I watched the show for JYD and Wendi. And wasn't Roddy the bad guy on that show?

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

@@mage1439 yes Roddy was on the heel team with the iron sheik and Nikolai volkolf

@DarkBlueBaker

2 жыл бұрын

Someone call Stoopid Monkey! They did "Camp WWE" and I'd watch "Hulk's Magical Memory Tour".

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkBlueBaker Speaking of Stoopid Monkey, did you see that episode of Robot Chicken in which it was a parody of Hogan's Heroes in which they had Hulk Hogan and the other WWE wrestlers invade Hitler's Nazi Concentration Camp?

Truth: Hey Hulk, can you put me over? Hogan: *tHaT dOeSnT wOrK fOr Me BrOtHeR*

My personal all time favorite Hulk Hogan lie was claiming Elvis Presley was a hulkamanic

My favorite is Hogan saying Metallica asked him to audition to be their bass player in the early 2000's. Lars was asked and like "WTF?!"

@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

2 жыл бұрын

That's almost become as much as a running joke for them as it is for Hogan.

@davebailey2306

2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing the video when they asked Lars he was dumbfounded lol

@chrisvincent3439

2 жыл бұрын

Or elvis coming to watch him wrestle posthumously lol

@paulmallon9292

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the he was speaking about when cliff died. Not when Jason left. Equally nonsense.

@Treklosopher

2 жыл бұрын

Meh. That trash band would be lucky to have Hogan.

Hulk Hogan "In 1972, was a member of a crack commando unit, and was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

@markl5998

2 жыл бұрын

This is gold. Now I'm going to look up the intro and theme music

@volodymyrbilyk555

2 жыл бұрын

And he worked with Big Boss during Peace Walker incident

@MrSpeed-lt8gr

2 жыл бұрын

@@volodymyrbilyk555 tremendous! 🤣😂

@plonkersbro

2 жыл бұрын

Don't knock it he was in at one episode of the a-team hanging around with them

@djinndevyl7077

2 жыл бұрын

@@markl5998 watch the intro for Renegade with Lorenzo Lamas. I'm sure you can make it work.

I come back to this video regularly

"Fujinami-san, you must shoot tonight for the honor of new japan" had me ROLLING

@youreokayboah2128

5 ай бұрын

22:40

*FUN FACT:* Hogan was supposed to play the role of Rocky Balboa in the Rocky franchise, but he turned down Stallone's sexual advances, so he was demoted to Thunderlips.

@brigidacroskery4126

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@biffabacon6019

Жыл бұрын

The ultimate meatball

@Burntofferings03

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@weswes4187

Жыл бұрын

Everybody's heard that story..

@MrRoboto81

Жыл бұрын

He couldn’t handle Rocky’s ultimate meatballs

"Ugh, you got me, brother." Hogan saying that to Taker after the "botched" tombstone will never not be funny.

@AP-rs3js

2 жыл бұрын

I bet Taker enjoyed dragging Hogan around on his bike a decade later.

@plonkersbro

2 жыл бұрын

@@AP-rs3js Almost as much as he loved the fact Hogan's bike wouldn't start during that feud live on air so he was left standing there looking like a prat , that or did a lousy job of making out he was gonna run after him. Cant remember which one it was

@mattthomas1442

2 жыл бұрын

Just for clarification about that incident, in the clip it says Taker didn't know for a few years but according to Taker that is false. After they got through the curtain Hogan was selling it big time going so far as to lay on the floor acting like he was dying and telling people to call his family. He was making a huge scene and Taker was obviously worried. So during the scene Shane McMahon went to Taker and told him that his head never touched and he did nothing wrong and went and showed Taker the tape. By this point Hogan had already left but the next time he saw him a few days later Taker confronted Hogan about it and told him he saw the tape and his head never touched to which Hogan replied "Oh it must've been cause you held me too tight that it messed me up." Taker said that after that he saw what Hogan was all about and it took him a long time to forgive him.

@mrghost3088

2 жыл бұрын

Something else that hasn't been mentioned is that, Hogan took and no-sold a tombstone earlier in the match.

@thepubknight6144

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrghost3088 All because he didn't really want to put undertaker over, why not have taker win clean ?

The whole Harley Race portion of the video had me CRYING, oh my god

Cornettes "WHAT?" always makes me lol

Ultimate Warrior said it best... Hogan's whole life is a work.

@chasesutley7277

2 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. James Helwig

@heelmanager1062

2 жыл бұрын

You're just jealous that YOU never played for the Yankees or the Rolling Stones. HOLLYWOOD would NEVER lie to you.

@lindenstromberg6859

2 жыл бұрын

@@heelmanager1062 Right? I think those jealous sorts should keep their mouths shut until THEY work 400+ days in a year.

@whodey5103

2 жыл бұрын

Ron Garvin said it best: ultimate warriors 90s run was the death of wrestling

@chasesutley7277

2 жыл бұрын

@@whodey5103 Vince McMahon buying WCW was the death of wrestling. You can hate on Warrior all you want but he was and still is a wrestling icon. Any further comments are irrelevant.

*in my Charlie Murphy voice*: "He's a habitual line stepper!"

@youforget1000thingsaday

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesb1988 LMFAOOO

@andraethegiant1987

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesb1988 Booker T: "Hogan would call me and my brother Stevie "Darkness Brothers." This was before R-Truth. Back then, we were the darkest brothers on the planet, according to Hulk Hogan!"

@adamcole9943

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg yall are killing me! I cant stop redoing the entire Chappelle's Show skit with Hulk and Booker T now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andraethegiant1987

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamcole9943 BOOKER T! *smack*

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

2 жыл бұрын

@@andraethegiant1987 bwahahaha!!! 11/10. Cuts to Hogan, "this was imprinted in that Black forehead of his for at least a week! BROTHERRRRRRR!"

Every once in a while I revisit this video just for the sheer laughability of it. And also just to hear Corny and Brian laughing hysterically.

Hogan's 400 days in a year idea is right up there with Scott Steiner wrestling "a lotta countries."

@Bradley-pc9vx

5 ай бұрын

Lol tell you a good one frank dux the entire blood sport story really look that 1 up to and laugh bro this some shit these old 70s and 80s dudes did.

Brian and Jim laughing at these lies are the only thing funnier than the lies themself! 😂😂😂😂

@Frankenberry

2 жыл бұрын

I know right... I thought Brian was going to pass out from laughing til he lost his breath.

@charlesmarcus7864

2 жыл бұрын

Haha listening to Jim high pitch “what” 😁

@eriksparks2736

2 жыл бұрын

Brian's reactions to these are the best part ha ha

@chuckshingledecker2216

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@jamesdixon6332

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up the video. Thanks

Hogan was actually offered the role of John McClane. He turned it down, though, because he found the tale of a heroic family man saving hostages from a group of European terrorists hit too close to home. “It read like something out of my biography,” he said.

@CollegeBallYouknow

2 жыл бұрын

Hulk Hogan once met a weak and sickly child during a house show and inspired him to take his “vitamins” in order to be as strong Hogan himself, many years later that child would known as _The Incredible Hulk_ in tribute to Hogan.

@slappygilmour1984

2 жыл бұрын

I heard he invented the internet

@dickmarx1298

2 жыл бұрын

Oh f me that's beyond hilarious

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him dropping his atomic leg on the terrorists in the tower. 😂😂😂

@MrBernad09

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 That was good dude!

Brian's laugh over the 400 days is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was in tears laughing at the alleged Harley Race story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JackBarrett7

4 ай бұрын

Whats funny is that, how it happened was that Harley had threatened Vince years before to burn his ring TRUCKS if he ever came to St. Louis, and the night Hogans talking about, Race walked in the dressing room, and saw Hogan sitting with his back to him, and told him to stand up. Hogan didnt so Race slapped him, and then Hogan faced him and said "I thought you'd come here with a machine gun" and Race said, "No I just carry this" and pulled out a .38 (or a .9mm,, depending on whose telling it). Then, Race told Vince "if youre going to me in my city, youre going to pay me for it", and thats when he got hired. Hogan just hears things and has to add himself. If you mentioned the War of 1812, he'd say "the funny thing about that, brother, I was filming a movie in England at the time..."

Imagine the Fantastic stories that would fly around if Hulk Hogan and Steven Seagal had a conversation

@bradcarver8127

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been flying helicopters for 47 years

@kevinolson7660

Жыл бұрын

That needs to be a parody on KZread

@DropkickNation

Жыл бұрын

They both would shake hands and through that alone find a cure for cancer.

@davidjsaul

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that basically create warp drive with the sheer power of two such forces colliding?

@steampog

Жыл бұрын

Shut up and take my money

Fun fact, Hulk Hogan was supposed to be the first human to set foot on the moon but Neil Armstrong had to replace him because of the back injuries he suffered slamming Giant Haystacks at Summerslam 92...

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

9 ай бұрын

Hulk Hogan was actually supposed to rescue Jesus from crucifixion but he was off having sex with Cher, Wonder Woman and Big Bird and didn't make it in time.

@zaynes5094

9 ай бұрын

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 More like cheating with his best friends wife.

@johnilbehonest

9 ай бұрын

​@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812yea well he can turn back time so I don't know how he didn't make it😅😅

@Mlotshaw1

8 ай бұрын

I thought he was picking his kids up from school when NASA called

@robr640

8 ай бұрын

@@Mlotshaw1 That's his back up story LOL!

This is like the Chuck Norris jokes but Hulk Hogan wrote them himself and really believes it.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

4 ай бұрын

Hulk Hogan once stopped King Kong from playing ping pong with his ding dong on the way to Hong Kong

I also was the first person to save more than 15% ony car insurance when I switched to Geico. - Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan's lies make me think of those old Chuck Norris jokes. "One time brother I got bit by a snake; and after five painful days, the snake died brother dude."

@TheSteffovic

2 жыл бұрын

That's Randy Savage, not Chuck Norris.

@CLM1987

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, the difference is that Chuck Norris knows the "facts" are all bullshit whereas Hogan believes his own bullshit is true

@thekidfromiowa

2 жыл бұрын

Hogan wouldn't job to venom.

@theCHILLIntrovert

2 жыл бұрын

@@thekidfromiowa 🤣😂 I am struggling to breathe right now, sir. Too funny.

@VincentX

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSteffovic Good point! Hahaha!

This is by far the best Cornette segment ever. Brian's constant laughter and hitting the desk truly made me feel better while listening.

I don't even know how many times I've listened to this over the past two years but I always come back 😂

They seriously need to turn Hogan's stories into a cartoon. I would love to see Harley Race run into an arena, set the ring on fire, then turn around and ask Hogan for a job while everything burns. 🤣

@briankady1456

11 ай бұрын

I would totally watch it...

@brycemcneil4404

6 ай бұрын

I don't know why I'm ten months late to this comment but dammit yes: can we crowdfund to make this cartoon?

@fictionrumble

5 ай бұрын

we can fund you the money for this cartoon

@Gebraldo420

2 ай бұрын

They did it for Mike Tyson... It can be done for Terry, Brother...

@THISHANDLEHASNOTBEENTAKEN

Ай бұрын

"The world according to hulk Hogan"

The guy that actually sat down to compile this list is the greatest hero of all.

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

He's just jealous that Terry Boulder led a much more interesting life than he ever could.

@NathanCline12-21

2 жыл бұрын

A Real American Hero

@chriszaa2309

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperPeterok who is terry boulder? its terry bollea get it right

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriszaa2309 do your fucking homework jabroni! That was one of the hulksters early ring names.

@kes9684

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperPeterok my life would be amazing if I imagined all these events 🤣

I don't ever want Hulk Hogan to go away.. I want to see an 85 yr old Hulk doing interviews claiming he invented Grunge, taught Jimi Hendrix guitar and helped build the pyramids.. I love listening to him talk total nonsense lol..

@anthonybignotti3503

2 жыл бұрын

I live in the Tampa Bay area and have seen him numerous times. I live a few miles from where Macho Man died. Hogan's cheese has definitely slid off his cracker.

@shable1436

2 жыл бұрын

Charlie sheen effect

@shable1436

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybignotti3503 do you eat at his place before? Or had a drink at the street bar? I guess that's his side gig, cause I doubt that place is making money

@thewhitewolf7886

2 жыл бұрын

He taught Jerry Cantrell how to play in drop D!

@BigBoss-zi5ss

2 жыл бұрын

@@shable1436 did you know the beer he serves there he was supposed to be involved with but he was at the gym when the phone call came..that little company was called budweiser

The part w harley race setting the ring on fire is just hysterical lol. Their commentary and laughter makes it more hilarious haha

19:39 "Oh for fucks sake" 🤣🤣🤣

@jonnyw869

4 ай бұрын

I want this as my text message alert

The frustrating thing about Hogan is that he really doesn't need to be this much of a compulsive liar. He's led an interesting enough life that all his true stories would be way more fascinating than all the stuff he makes up. But I guess being the face of an entire industry and a pop culture icon just isn't enough for him in his own mind, so he has to tell all these fake stories to somehow fuel his ego and make himself seem more important. It's more sad than funny at this point.

@fatalsniper3413

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone is a bs artist. You know you be lying to get girls... If you ain't lying you ain't trying.

@singaporesammy

2 жыл бұрын

@@fatalsniper3413 Hogan is not a bs artist. Artists have skill. He's a bs fountain.

@andyblake9673

2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said. I'm sure he's had quite a few concussions too, he probably actually believes some of these himself...

@mritchie85

2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to start lying, my life is boring as fcuk, I need to embellish and elaborate on aspects and make it more of a work instead of a straight shoot.

@Am0ment0fB

2 жыл бұрын

It's the same ego that ran wild for decades. It's just part of the package. The Rock already thinks he the president. Ha.

Hogan's 400 fight a year claim never fails to make me cry laughing

@northleedspoppa

Жыл бұрын

Cuz times zones though 😂😂😂😂

@CronoXpono

Жыл бұрын

I’m getting images of Hulk in a Tardis and man, I can’t breathe 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@curthennig9448

Жыл бұрын

Hogan was the real Captain Kirk of pro wrestling.

@ravengaming2597

Жыл бұрын

Hulk Hogan went back in time and defeated the Nazi's single handedly.

@blinkth3dog

Жыл бұрын

@@ravengaming2597 lololololol :)

"Tyson was too scared" 😂

@TheseBitchesWantNikes

8 ай бұрын

That's the one that killed me. IMAGINE

We can add Wembley stadium, Make a Wish kids who smell bad, and Simon Cowell to this

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza. Hogan was actually offered the role of Seinfeld but had to turn it down because he was on a world tour with Bono of U2.

@DjCap1

2 жыл бұрын

💚

@stevelowe2647

2 жыл бұрын

Hogan was supposed to be my Dad but he was too busy showing Elvis his world titles.

@ricstormwolf

2 жыл бұрын

I've never watched Seinfeld because none of them are funny. But wasn't the George costanza character a piece of shit? So naturally, he'd say that.

@stevelowe2647

2 жыл бұрын

@Dino Vasiljevic yeah that makes sense.

@HakunaMatata_TTP

2 жыл бұрын

What about the time where Hogan wanted to face Freddie Mercury at Wembley stadium in 1985 during Live Aid?

Any wrestler: I've been to Tenerife. Hogan: I've been to Elevenerife, brother.

When Hogan writes a biography everyone who buys a book will have different copies from all the lies Hogan told.

@seanwebb605

7 ай бұрын

Hogan couldn't write a book. Which ghost writer would put their name on it though.

Brian laughing at the Harley Race story never gets old.

@camschuster5947

Ай бұрын

I listen to that part once a week just to cheer myself up. “He must be looking for a job!!” 😆

Okay, the 400 day lie is the crowning achievement in a lifetime of tall tales.

@upabittoolate

2 жыл бұрын

Runners up are the 32 day month, February 30th and the 28hr day.

@tobiasfarragut292

2 жыл бұрын

That’s scientifically easy to debunk the Burger King Whopper is the Harley Race ring burning job asking story

@dryan1387

2 жыл бұрын

That totally fucked me up, but i was high when heard this haha.

@johnselwitz5362

2 жыл бұрын

@@dryan1387 Same here, we had just finished smoking and I nearly cried laughing over the Harley Race story

@aldrogo7510

2 жыл бұрын

yeah this one had me in tears LOL

His best lie was saying that he took vitamins and said prayers.

@aaronvilleneuve2841

2 жыл бұрын

Are steroids vitamins?

@julioalvaradojr

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronvilleneuve2841 THEY ARE IF YOU’RE A HULKAMANIC , BROTHER!

@LooseCan88

2 жыл бұрын

goood one

@freakystyley4000

2 жыл бұрын

...well he is a born again...?

@fatdaddyeddiejr

2 жыл бұрын

Or he and Linda never took any illegal drugs together.

Comic gold that never gets old!!! The reactions of Brian and Corny. LMFAO 😂😂 Makes me laugh as much as Eddie Murphy doing Raw and Delirious back in the day.

Jim's laugh makes this so much better especially his laught at the part about Harley Race supposedly setting the ring on fire

Hulk Hogan’s Lies are so outrageous, I can’t even get angry! Because they’re way too entertaining!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dryan1387

2 жыл бұрын

Feel the same brother

@ensabahnur8968

2 жыл бұрын

That guy😆😆😆

@jakekaufman8302

2 жыл бұрын

@Sub if you are against Antifa and BLM is he really a true friend to you if he lies so much? Has he lied to you alot? With that said, can you even trust him?

@DAKINS896

2 жыл бұрын

lol its the type of lie like wtf would you lie about that? WHY DUDE?

@EVGriffinJr

2 жыл бұрын

@@DAKINS896 exactly! There are people that lie for a reason and then there’s people that will tell lies just because!

The fact that this video is 27 minutes long is gold enough 😂😂

@stephentrout7879

2 жыл бұрын

27 minutes seems a bit short to me, Hogan couldn't tell the truth even if it had creative control written on it.

@johnpoole4830

2 жыл бұрын

Needs to be longer

@TyMarshall007

2 жыл бұрын

needs to be about an Hour

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

@@TyMarshall007 we need the Snyder cut

If I had written Santa With Muscles, I would not have taken credit for it. I would be *happy* to let my writing credit go to Hulk Hogan over that one. Screenplay by Hulk Hogan and Alan Smithee

Can you do a whole video series on Hogan's lies? I figure you could easily get another 10 or 12 hours of material!

In late 1989, Hulk Hogan was offered the undertaker character. He turned it down, saying it would never get over. Hogan then took a sabbatical to write and star in "Mr. NANNY".

@MarginalSC

2 жыл бұрын

Claiming he wrote those piles of trash is a lie that works against him regardless.

@n0m4nic

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarginalSC As a kid, I liked Mr Nanny

@MarginalSC

2 жыл бұрын

@@n0m4nic I liked Troll. Kids are stupid.

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarginalSC funniest movie I've ever seen.

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

@@n0m4nic i still love all his movies

My favorite Hogan lie is he telling Dixie Carter he was gonna take TNA to the next level 😂

@musicandmagic909

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@mrghost3088

2 жыл бұрын

The next level of decline.

@renatocontrerasflores294

2 жыл бұрын

why would u hurt me like this 😭

@JM1993951

2 жыл бұрын

Did he specify whether that was up or down?

@retrokoh1507

2 жыл бұрын

Actually that was true... He did take them to further levels deeper and deeper down

Hulk Hogan invented Al Gore who later invented the internet.

Listening to these guys laugh during this is the best part This is better than any depression medicine ever invented

Did you know Hulk Hogan was offered a chance of being the logo of the NBA before he refused out of courtesy? What a guy!

@jenellsmith7206

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@christophergargaro959

Жыл бұрын

According to Hogan, he knew Jerry West was a huge Hulkamaniac and always does things like that for his fans brother!

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Жыл бұрын

Hulk Hogan taught Michael Jordan how to play basketball.

@mangmerciless9606

Жыл бұрын

He was also offered the chance to play the hulk in the MCU, but refused because of Scarlett Johansens, and RDJ's sexual advances.

@fhb3

Жыл бұрын

"Just a logo? That's not going to work for me, Brother."

Most of these aren't even "OMG, Why would Hulk lie about that?!" They're more "Lmao Why would Hulk lie about that?"

I needed this laugh after Wyatt’s death. I listened to Solomonster on Hogans lies before I came here. Glad I did. Thank you lol

@KyleShiflet13666

9 ай бұрын

Same here

Them dying laughing makes this way funnier 😂😂😂

Man, Hogan's an amazing pitcher, Metallica level bass player, screen writer, respected actor, boxer, and mma fighter. This man can truly do it all.

@MortonT1958

2 жыл бұрын

What about the stories of Hogan’s alleged degenerate womanizing? I wonder how much of that was exaggerated.

@j84martinez44

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@simonforrest97

2 жыл бұрын

Time traveller

@MurderOfGayCrows

2 жыл бұрын

Hulk Hogan also was asked to be the starting quarterback over John Elway. But he declined it because he said he was tired

@mathewreynolds7607

2 жыл бұрын

Except put someone over

14:05 I could just imagine Harley asking for a job while the ring burning behind him 💀😂😂😂

@planexshifter

2 жыл бұрын

Note to self try burning shit at next job interview....

Dana White invited Hulk Hogan to join the UFC in 1983

This is one of my favorite Corny bits. Brian’s laugh is infectious! Hearing him laugh at the “Hoganisms” along with Corny makes me laugh like hell.

The “Harley Race setting the ring on fire” story had me on the floor.

@bredenis5

Жыл бұрын

Man, I was fucking dying. Like, the image of Harley race standing there taking a drag off of a cigarette talking Hogan as this ring is ablaze in the background “you know…I respect you Terry…Can you..get me..a job?” Lmao give me a fucking break.

@ahmetdanaci9360

Жыл бұрын

"he must be looking for a job"

@gravitykat714

Жыл бұрын

If that happened for real that would’ve been the greatest thing to ever happen in wresting

@rattlesnakke8876

Жыл бұрын

Man that thumbnail is the greatest. Terrific job by Travis

@PrinceH8907

Жыл бұрын

@@ahmetdanaci9360 that had me crackin up 🤣

Hogan once got called by some Nobel committee guys about physics and a prize but he didn’t want to go into teaching PE because the kids would stop paying attention to their prayers.

@musicandmagic909

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking DIED LAUGHING reading this

@yudou6607

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@zlinedavid

2 жыл бұрын

Hey…WWE…..*this* is how you write GOOD comedy. Well done.

@punktalley

2 жыл бұрын

and vitamins

As if inventing a dying fan wasn’t bad enough, a year later while on a British talk show Hogan would claim the song was inspired by the tragic murder of Jamie Bulger.

@ScottRen14

2 ай бұрын

I remember that, it was disgusting

I just love Corny's befuddled "What?!" every time he hears another outlandish fabrication.

I'm not questioning Hulk Hogan's shame, I'm denying it's existence entirely.....

@LooseCan88

2 жыл бұрын

TBS.....very funny

@planexshifter

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing what an ego can do. I bet he actually believes the crap he spouts.

@user-do2ev2hr7h

2 жыл бұрын

@@planexshifter Honestly, I think in Hogan's mind, he's spent so long "working" that he now does it every time he's in public.

@AxeDharme

2 жыл бұрын

Hah, nice work Tyrion Lannister

@Willverinerage

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxeDharme :)

1990 Hogan claimed he invented Rey Mysterios 619, that Rey came up to him asking him for a new move to really set the crowd on fire, Hogan then took him to the ring taught him the move within 30 minutes and said " this one rey , you can have brother"

@619carbois9

2 жыл бұрын

Did Hogan invent San Diego too?

@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist

2 жыл бұрын

@@619carbois9 Yes.

@MdlAgedHeadbanger

2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard this one, this is amazing! I love the idea that Rey Mysterio with his background training and wrestling in Mexico would come to the US and say "oh crap, I need a lucha move. Get me Hulk Hogan!"

@bearface86

2 жыл бұрын

@@MdlAgedHeadbanger lmao LMAO exactly lol

@hinro

2 жыл бұрын

I want to see this now.

Cornette's laugh is so contagious! 😂😂🤣🤣

If there was a lying competition between Hulk Hogan and George Santos who would win?

I wrestled at the very first Olympics in 776 BC, brother. In fact I trained with Hercules, brother and I'm talking about the original Hercules not Raymond Fernandez, brother.

@Phicheee

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the time he hung and bung with Samson and Delilah, and tore down the pillars of Rome?

Corny dressed like Cotton Hill has me in tears 😂😂😂

@JagerLange

2 жыл бұрын

This.

@brettpatterson404

2 жыл бұрын

I killed fiddy internet marks.

@DBonaldi

2 жыл бұрын

I killed fiddy men….

@mikenoren8938

2 жыл бұрын

I hit fiddy men with a tennis racket!

@JagerLange

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikenoren8938 "Ya see that Brian? Woman headlines a PPV, Man loses his triple-cheese!"

I have listened to this at least three times in total and I can't stop laughing my ass off. I have a real Hulk Hogan story. He basically ran my bicycle off the road with his Viper next to the post office in Agoura Hills. I followed him to the post office and laughingly told him what happened. I asked for an autograph so I didn't have to sue him. I was laughing and joking. He told me to go in and get a pen, then totally boned out of the parking lot. LOLOL

@AssClown-wi6og

5 ай бұрын

That never happened

@Trippopotomus

5 ай бұрын

Why don't you tweet him and ask him?

"It's not a lie, if you believe it." -George Costanza. Ha.

@postersandstuff

2 жыл бұрын

Something something fake autographs

@paulweston8408

2 жыл бұрын

words of wisdom 😇

There are many priceless things in life, Jim Cornette laughing at Hulks lies is 1 of those things.

When I need a boost, or I feel down and want to laugh I always come back to this video. Thank you Brian & Jim.

I remember that time Hogan beat up Bruce Lee onboard the starship enterprise

@OopsMyBad1979

Жыл бұрын

I do too! This happened on the I Dream of Jeanie set!

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

3 ай бұрын

That was when Captain Crunch was the captain of the Enterprise.

The Harley Race story about him burning the ring and asking Hogan for a job is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

@C0wboyzfan4life

2 жыл бұрын

I laugh for minutes plus Brian last reaction

The John Belushi lie cracked me up the most! Hulk Hogan claimed he partied with John Belushi after Wrestlemania 2 in 1986. John Belushi died in 1982

@jpbart1390

2 жыл бұрын

i find that one far fetched. did hogan really tell that one?

@hinro

2 жыл бұрын

I mean just because he was dead doesn't mean hogan didn't party with him. As it turns out that was the first time hogan used his shovel to dig someone up instead of burying them.

@jpbart1390

2 жыл бұрын

come to think of it, was it john or jim belushi? jim was getting a lot of work back then.

@igorivanov299

2 жыл бұрын

Probably his brother

@jpbart1390

2 жыл бұрын

@@igorivanov299 that's what i was thinking.

Hogan trying to play Bass for Metallica 🤣thats funny!

@brandocalrissian3294

4 ай бұрын

It would have worked for ...and justice for all

Brian’s laughing during this make’s it even funnier 😂

@Boppsta712

11 ай бұрын

Eh it sounds really forced

Hulk Hogan is a character. Everything Hulk Hogan says is a work. Keep in mind, Hulk Hogan doesn't even put over Terry Bollea.

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he was my father

@Lowlander2

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperPeterok I wish you were my father

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lowlander2 lol

@jimberry5318

2 жыл бұрын

My father should be back any time now from getting the milk

@joesbunker3495

2 жыл бұрын

​@@jimberry5318 hi I'm your father, I'm back. I got the milk.

Do you swear to speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Hogan: that don't work for me brother.

Lol Hogan beating Fujinami in a shoot would be John Cena beating Brock Lesnar in a shoot. Not gonna happen.

Benjamin Franklin didn't invent electricity Hulk Hogan did!!!😂😂😂😂😂

This is up there with Cornette listening to undertakers cameos for being absolutely hilarious

@thekidfromiowa

2 жыл бұрын

Aaallll Eeellite Scoooby Dooo!

@ekmad

2 жыл бұрын

"I got your note"

@unlimitedbitsgaming

2 жыл бұрын

'You're fine - REAL fine."

@planexshifter

2 жыл бұрын

You're a wonderful husband....

@Pogo113

2 жыл бұрын

"Give your mom a big hug, and tell her it's from the Undertaker"