Jim Cornette on John Laurinaitis Being Fired By WWE

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From Episode 256 of Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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  • @messey12
    @messey12 Жыл бұрын

    "And if anybody thinks that I'm laughing at someone else's misfortune, you're exactly correct." ~Jim Cornette, 2022

  • @pleaseshutup7053

    @pleaseshutup7053

    Жыл бұрын

    Im absolutely stealing that

  • @jleffel6969

    @jleffel6969

    Жыл бұрын

    Schadenfreude is real

  • @RhysPitman94

    @RhysPitman94

    Жыл бұрын

    I want a book full of Cornettisms

  • @SSJ2Phenom

    @SSJ2Phenom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RhysPitman94 I've been using "Look who won the pony" and "Whistling Stranger in Paradise" for a while now. Lol. Oh and I also use, "Couldn't sell p**** on a troop train" and "Couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop!" My lord, I just realized that most of my insults were ripped off from Jim Cornette. 😱😱😱

  • @SSJ2Phenom

    @SSJ2Phenom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RhysPitman94 Damn, IDK how I forgot my all time favorite one but I use it all of the time. "Couldn't spell CAT if I spotted him the C and the A". Now that's a good one. 👍🏽👍🏽☺️☺️

  • @caesar3909
    @caesar3909 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than hearing Jim get the final laugh on everybody that f**ked him over in the wrestling business

  • @ASCUMBAGWh0re

    @ASCUMBAGWh0re

    Жыл бұрын

    Coulda just said karma dude..

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    💯🤣🤣

  • @aboriginalson

    @aboriginalson

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ASCUMBAGWh0re That's a religious concept.

  • @mr._muji
    @mr._muji Жыл бұрын

    "You can yell at the wrestlers. You can slap smartasses. But you cannot, under any circumstances, fuck the employees and pay them millions of dollars to not talk about it" -Jim Cornette, 2022

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    Жыл бұрын

    And he wasn't even the one that had to pay the money! He looks like the smart one here, he got his dong wet on someone else's dime.

  • @moses0686

    @moses0686

    Жыл бұрын

    You can, just don't take money out of your publicly traded company to do it.

  • @50farmers

    @50farmers

    Жыл бұрын

    This is just good life advice.

  • @panthwolfy

    @panthwolfy

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah and they consented. Santino didn’t consent to be slapped because he didn’t cower at a guy wearing silly bull horns in front of his child.

  • @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    @Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma

    Жыл бұрын

    @@panthwolfy Nobody gives a fuck about that comedy jobber.

  • @kurtwpg
    @kurtwpg Жыл бұрын

    Brian: "Let's talk about John Laurinitis getting fired" Jim: "No, I want to be the bigger man and not gloat on his misfortune. Just fucking with you, let's do this."

  • @justwaltmore7584

    @justwaltmore7584

    Жыл бұрын

    The dentist!!! I knew it!!!

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

    When Cornette hears about Kevin Dunn being done with the WWE, he’s going to laugh like DeNiro at the movie theater in “Cape Fear”.

  • @bradpaton3927

    @bradpaton3927

    Жыл бұрын

    I like the Marvel Comics Easter (Black Bolt & "Captain" Mar-Vell?) eggs on the prison cell wall in the opening.

  • @thelastmotel

    @thelastmotel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bradpaton3927 They aren't easter eggs.

  • @Excremental_Discharge

    @Excremental_Discharge

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thelastmotel Yeah, people really lost the concept as to what an "Easter Egg" actually is

  • @yogafire646

    @yogafire646

    Жыл бұрын

    Dunn ain't leaving...irreplaceable for the moment!

  • @Hellwolf36

    @Hellwolf36

    Жыл бұрын

    We all will. We all will.

  • @explosivepoptart3261
    @explosivepoptart3261 Жыл бұрын

    The best part of this podcast has easily become Jim completely going off the rails with the sponsors and Brian's constant "I dont think thats how that works" and his constant "no no lets not say that", hands down. I start crying everytime, 10/10

  • @greghuffman3061

    @greghuffman3061

    Жыл бұрын

    its like a blueprint for how future creators should do sponsored content. usually i skim through it

  • @ghw1985

    @ghw1985

    Жыл бұрын

    fUCKING LOVEI T LOL

  • @SES6924

    @SES6924

    Жыл бұрын

    I may be alone here, but I skip all the ads. Except for Steven P Nu sometimes.

  • @THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER

    @THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm less den 3nins in2 dis n I'm cryin in da supermarket 🤣

  • @THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER

    @THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER

    Жыл бұрын

    Xcept 4 wen Russo PERFECTLY PUT Corney ina corner by offerin 2 do a Skype video D-Bate wid Jim Ross bn da Mediator. Dat move by Russo was GENIUS! Russo even said da money could go 2wards da Cauliflower alley club . Corny's rebuttal was 2 SCREAM N SHOUT n hearl verbal abuse 2 Russo. Corny was SO desperate he even went as low as 2 mock how Russo said " Cauliflower Ally Club" Russo said it wrong. Corny also made it sound like a D-bate b-tween da 2 COULDN'T B DONE N COULDN'T B MONETISED. Couldn't b monetised??? Den WAT is a I PPV EVENT JIM??? I PPV's were going WELL b4 da idea Russo had. Jim KNEW dat IF Corney came wid his own opinions n BS LIES dat have bn said bout Russo over da Internet 4 SO LONG dat they SUM HOW B-came truth, Russo WOULD OF OBILITERATED Cornnete wid FACTS n FIGURES dat CANT B disputed. Russo also would of come wid CONTRACTS N PAY SLIPS 2 SHOW WEN he was workin at WCW as a writer. Facts n figures n contacts DONT lie. Wat I foiund worse was da Corny clan dat was like "Yeah Cornny u REALLY SHOWED Russo wats up" Or da "Ohhh man Corny just Scorched Russo" HOW??? By yelling a whole bunch of cuss words 2 a predicament Corny COULDN'T of won in. Jesus I fink Corny got SO madd he even Offered 2 fight Russo. But 2 b HONEST, WAT COULD of Corny done 2 get out of CHECKM8.

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 Жыл бұрын

    Laurinaitis getting fired and CM Punk returning, this has got to be Jim's happiest wrestling day in over thirty years.

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 Жыл бұрын

    His own mother slapped the stork that delivered him - Corny

  • @adamatomant3381
    @adamatomant3381 Жыл бұрын

    I have never laughed so hard at a promo spot until I heard Jim try to explain a VPN. He knows he doesn't entirely get it, and he doesn't care. That was amazing.

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h

    @user-do2ev2hr7h

    Жыл бұрын

    Jim being peak boomer about modern technology is some of my favorite stuff on the podcast.

  • @rickyusa1000

    @rickyusa1000

    Жыл бұрын

    anything Jim talks about that is computer related is hilarious because he is legitimately clueless, but nothing will ever beat the first he did a spot for Codecademy and actually tried to pronounce the word "html".

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h

    @user-do2ev2hr7h

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roy12525 My favorite is still the E-Bike ad where Jim suggested towing your children by a rope and Brian had to jump in with "No, no no! You can't!"

  • @freddesanantotx4905
    @freddesanantotx4905 Жыл бұрын

    "What about a Dynamic Dudes reunion"?!😂🤣 Brian's a savage

  • @nicholashudson88
    @nicholashudson88 Жыл бұрын

    Here to simply say, Jim Cornette, you have been proved absolutely correct. History will show - Cornette tells it like it is...the truth!

  • @billwebber400

    @billwebber400

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been a huge fan of Jim cornette for many many years he has no reason to lie or embellish the truth the truth is the truth

  • @mecha2001

    @mecha2001

    Жыл бұрын

    @@billwebber400 that's why people hate him so much. they... can't handle the truth. also I've been anticipating this very video for days. I can't wait to hear it.

  • @SynDC6

    @SynDC6

    Жыл бұрын

    Too bad he’s not like that with politics, but then again his expertise is wrestling. Lol

  • @8Bitorbust

    @8Bitorbust

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh Jim!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    Жыл бұрын

    Not just that, people continue to challenge him and they always lose 😂

  • @CreightonChaney-io4xv
    @CreightonChaney-io4xv Жыл бұрын

    You know CM Punk is having a laugh at the Funk man's expense 😂😂😂

  • @kenrickeason

    @kenrickeason

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 CM Punk is probably in tears 🤣 from laughing..

  • @Bale4Bond

    @Bale4Bond

    Жыл бұрын

    Weird, since he's a psycho who mentally tortured his girlfriends in the past..

  • @NeverLucky1765

    @NeverLucky1765

    Жыл бұрын

    Didn’t punk get on with him though?

  • @ladistar

    @ladistar

    Жыл бұрын

    Cm punk called him a glad handed, ass kissing yes man 😂😂

  • @jamaalmoses8821
    @jamaalmoses8821 Жыл бұрын

    Year by year ,Cornette can say "I told you so" more and more.😂

  • @randommay9219

    @randommay9219

    Жыл бұрын

    I know how he feels

  • @SSJ2Phenom

    @SSJ2Phenom

    Жыл бұрын

    For real. It seems like every few weeks something else that Jim has been saying FOR YEARS gets revealed as being 100% true. Gotta love it.

  • @jamaalmoses8821

    @jamaalmoses8821

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SSJ2Phenom it's a middle finger to Cornette's critics..they only wanna mention his 'failures'..now look at how far Johnny Ace and Russo have fallen.

  • @mandolinman2006

    @mandolinman2006

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamaalmoses8821 what happened with Russo?

  • @kenrickeason

    @kenrickeason

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, Like it or not Jim Cornette do call sh_t out before it happens..

  • @d3ath8ybac0n4
    @d3ath8ybac0n4 Жыл бұрын

    "If you think I'm laughing at someone's misfortune then you are correct..." Dead 😂😂😂💀

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @smarkslowplay3512

    @smarkslowplay3512

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues Жыл бұрын

    As soon as Jim said "VPN" I knew the ad read would be gold. Not disappointed. 😂

  • @supportourmilitary4768

    @supportourmilitary4768

    Жыл бұрын

    Best ever lol 😆

  • @seereadnhear
    @seereadnhear Жыл бұрын

    Johnny Ace is a prime example of failing upwards and then crashing hard. I love this. Rest in peace Road Warriors. And when he was down here in Florida he barely waved the New Zealand flag for the Sheepherders/ Bushwackers.

  • @insupportofjunhado

    @insupportofjunhado

    Жыл бұрын

    I really don't understand why, if Laurinaitis was such a good agent, that WWE didn't just make him an agent. By most accounts Jim Ross did fine as head of talent relations and by all accounts he was better at it than Ace.

  • @pontus3142

    @pontus3142

    Жыл бұрын

    Peter Principle in action.

  • @adaminthehouse2
    @adaminthehouse2 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm not promising anything, it's not guaranteed but ya know... wink wink ya know that kinda woman, on the internet... anything might happen" Jim kills me 😂😂

  • @welowee7610

    @welowee7610

    Жыл бұрын

    This is the best Advertisement I’ve ever heard 🤣

  • @jeremywilliams8160

    @jeremywilliams8160

    Жыл бұрын

    The wink wink got me too 🤣🤣

  • @constablekennedy7705
    @constablekennedy7705 Жыл бұрын

    How many people are going to Troll John Laurinaitis by wishing him the best in his ‘Future Endeavours’ … 👀

  • @GokuMcDuck

    @GokuMcDuck

    Жыл бұрын

    Meh...

  • @syko2695

    @syko2695

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty much everyone

  • @thedevil9743

    @thedevil9743

    Жыл бұрын

    at this point the dumb dumb deserves it he brought it on himself

  • @kevindouglas5333
    @kevindouglas5333 Жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace, Gene Lebell

  • @DaveyDGaming
    @DaveyDGaming Жыл бұрын

    Finding this podcast at the start of the pandemic was the best thing since toast bread 😄

  • @melaninsaiyangod8344

    @melaninsaiyangod8344

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell yea 😂

  • @The2KXperience
    @The2KXperience Жыл бұрын

    I am convinced Corny could narrate/commentate paint drying on a wall and we'd all be laughing our asses off while thinking about how insightful his commentary is. Jim's been pure magic on the mic for longer than a lot of us have been alive. He's a true gem.

  • @TheLibermania

    @TheLibermania

    Жыл бұрын

    I think at some point he would lose patience, take a sledgehammer and convince the wall that it doesn't to dry the whole wall.

  • @TheJollyMisanthrope

    @TheJollyMisanthrope

    Жыл бұрын

    As long as he sticks to wrestling talk he's dynamite.

  • @joeywinters2968

    @joeywinters2968

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheJollyMisanthrope Dynamite?...Jim Cornette AEW confirmed

  • @luisestrada4443

    @luisestrada4443

    Жыл бұрын

    His level of pettiness with Johnny’s dismissal is hilarious

  • @lyking54
    @lyking54 Жыл бұрын

    I love Brian’s laughter, it’s contagious. I swear every time he starts I lmao!

  • @aretnap3653

    @aretnap3653

    Жыл бұрын

    If He Ever Turned "SuperVillain", He'd Have TheBadGuyLaugh Work For Him For Sure!

  • @sledgehammer9739
    @sledgehammer9739 Жыл бұрын

    "If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by" -Sun Tzu.

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    Жыл бұрын

    "The woods are full of wardens." -Jack Kerouac

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 Жыл бұрын

    This should be a one hour video of him just laughing and crying uncontrollably.

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    💯😂😂

  • @mysteryman7047

    @mysteryman7047

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed, though that could very well kill Brian. I do wish that there was some kind of "Face Cam" in some of Jim's videos here.

  • @scottdecowski4913

    @scottdecowski4913

    Жыл бұрын

    Saving that for Bucky Beaver 🦫

  • @froggymeza1955

    @froggymeza1955

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd definitely use that as white noise when I sleep 😂😂😂

  • @Gothic_hippie
    @Gothic_hippie Жыл бұрын

    Omg! Brian's laugh makes me laugh even harder!! 😆🤣😂 him and Jim both have such funny laughs and I love it!!

  • @ASCUMBAGWh0re

    @ASCUMBAGWh0re

    Жыл бұрын

    I believe i already told you once to NOT encourage his dum jokes and laughter! He's not funny and I'm SICK of HIM MAN!👇🏽

  • @michaelmarino7391

    @michaelmarino7391

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I agree, Brian Last's laugh is infectious. LMAO 😂😆🤣

  • @Nextbigching
    @Nextbigching Жыл бұрын

    Jim's adlibbing of the sponsors with Brian being appalled and having to keep correcting Jim is seriously one of the funniest bits on any podcast. Though I can't help but wonder how the sponsors feel about it.

  • @mckali9999

    @mckali9999

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they get it and seeing so many repeats probably means they know it's good for business in the long run

  • @craigperry3779

    @craigperry3779

    Жыл бұрын

    This is the only podcast that I never skip commercials, the sponsors should be happy as a pig in shit.

  • @XombieLejon66

    @XombieLejon66

    Жыл бұрын

    A lot of podcasters tend to be pretty dry and straightforward during their ad spots, but at least Jim tries to make it a bit more palatable or make it a comedy bit.

  • @gbtrat

    @gbtrat

    Жыл бұрын

    Everytime he pops Brian and makes him laugh it makes it better

  • @Cabaret43

    @Cabaret43

    Жыл бұрын

    @@XombieLejon66 Bill Burr is great at it too.

  • @lrlong1285
    @lrlong1285 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best plugs of this podcast ever. The way Jim Cornett handles his paid advertisements by essentially just trolling the sponsor is truly quite masterful 😆

  • @adupree771
    @adupree771 Жыл бұрын

    Jim saying “ that kind of woman on the internet, you’ll never know wink wink “ and Brian’s reaction had me crying at work 😂😂😂😂 17:27

  • @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂.

  • @TheGoodReverendSatan

    @TheGoodReverendSatan

    Жыл бұрын

    My neighbors heard me dying for the whole 15 minute spot.. We both had our windows closed.. 2 separate houses 😂

  • @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    @above.average.gaming.natio3026

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheGoodReverendSatan 😂😂😂😂.

  • @LigerFan
    @LigerFan Жыл бұрын

    While Johnny Ace was a half-decent mid-card wrestler in All-Japan, he was a major detriment behind the scenes in the WWE. I'll never understand how he got so far for so long.

  • @jasonelliott7977

    @jasonelliott7977

    Жыл бұрын

    Being a Vince guy.

  • @mexmexican8619

    @mexmexican8619

    Жыл бұрын

    By being Bruce Prichard Jr

  • @badladyami

    @badladyami

    Жыл бұрын

    Equal parts ass-kissing and riding the coattails of his brother's success.

  • @ericjackson7632

    @ericjackson7632

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mexmexican8619 not even. We can actually name some Bruce Pritchard accomplishments. I have no idea what Ace did except bring in the lingerie models for the Divas division.

  • @liamjm9278

    @liamjm9278

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ericjackson7632 He told Randy Orton to use his finisher.

  • @hughmorris2078
    @hughmorris2078 Жыл бұрын

    Kevin Dunn has reportedly been seen hanging out in the rafters like Sting trying not to get caught - Sean Ross Sapp reports his debut match as the "Phantom of the Camera Cut" will take place at Clash at the Castle next month.

  • @TheRealdealbay

    @TheRealdealbay

    Жыл бұрын

    🤔🤔🤔 Man WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IKR stop it I can't 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @GameTime-yj6qv

    @GameTime-yj6qv

    Жыл бұрын

    Wearing a wig, crow face paint, and a trenchcoat. What gives it away that is Kevin Dunn are the Beaver teeth he can't hide.

  • @hughmorris2078

    @hughmorris2078

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GameTime-yj6qv the teeth are painted red to let you know he's wolfpack

  • @GameTime-yj6qv

    @GameTime-yj6qv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hughmorris2078 🤣

  • @greenleaf2988

    @greenleaf2988

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad I came to the comments 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Uncultured_Barbarian465
    @Uncultured_Barbarian465 Жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for this since I heard the news. Also, great art work by Travis, as usual.

  • @IImitateVince
    @IImitateVince Жыл бұрын

    00:16 - Before Jim Cornette even said it, I knew he was going to say "he was not fired - he was just asked to leave" 🤣

  • @mustangblues05
    @mustangblues05 Жыл бұрын

    The more I listen to Corny the better I like him, true genius of the business.

  • @se7enmachine
    @se7enmachine Жыл бұрын

    That ExpressVPN promo made me laugh really, really hard. Thank you Corny!

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    Same 🤣🤣

  • @c.l.freeman7654
    @c.l.freeman7654 Жыл бұрын

    WWE should bring Corny back for one night to fire Bucky Beaver in the middle of the ring

  • @DrJReefer

    @DrJReefer

    Жыл бұрын

    Jim will just wait in the car park

  • @GameTime-yj6qv

    @GameTime-yj6qv

    Жыл бұрын

    Or a kiss my ass club. Though Kevin's teeth might bite into Jim's butt.

  • @drunkensailor112

    @drunkensailor112

    Жыл бұрын

    Best idea ever. A non pg rated segment though

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    💯🤣🤣

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DrJReefer that kinda woman. Anything might happen.

  • @timemerson4162
    @timemerson4162 Жыл бұрын

    The laugh i needed today. my daughter left for college this morning, thanks guys.

  • @thatisamazing912

    @thatisamazing912

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you more nervous then a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs?

  • @kstxevolution9642
    @kstxevolution96424 ай бұрын

    How Cornie didn't call Johnny Ace a "publicly traded dipshit" is beyond me

  • @d.wbrown1154
    @d.wbrown1154 Жыл бұрын

    "If anyone thinks I'm laughing at someone else's misfortune your exactly correct" this quote right here is why I listen to jim the man is hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @Kev33943
    @Kev33943 Жыл бұрын

    Now, if only Bucky Beaver could be next, we'd all be better for it. Too bad the WWF/E didn't have backup tapes, or someone wasn't there to fan the flames!

  • @DavidLee-cr4xv
    @DavidLee-cr4xv Жыл бұрын

    I still can't believe that he is Animal's brother

  • @syko2695

    @syko2695

    Жыл бұрын

    And stepfather to the Bella Twins, and by extension, father in law to Bryan Danielson and not* John Cena (ty person below)

  • @iamdb1990

    @iamdb1990

    Жыл бұрын

    seriously, if someone put them two right next to each other and said "they're brothers", I would've died laughing (and hope "no, seriously?" could come out once in a while between)

  • @humanomoly9620

    @humanomoly9620

    Жыл бұрын

    @@syko2695 Not Cena. He wised up and split before he tied the knot with that airhead.

  • @syko2695

    @syko2695

    Жыл бұрын

    @@humanomoly9620 Oh yeah, forgot about that. Edited

  • @cantonio270
    @cantonio270 Жыл бұрын

    😆 the artwork is always the best! Thanks Travis

  • @tweetert.9978
    @tweetert.9978 Жыл бұрын

    This Ad MUST end up on the Christmas Ads Omnibus 2022. Come for the Wrestling, Stay for the Ads. Best podcast ever.

  • @jleffel6969
    @jleffel6969 Жыл бұрын

    The time we've all been waiting for. Just waiting for Bucky Beaver and Brother Love to get released so Jim can react.

  • @KidGravityBeyond
    @KidGravityBeyond Жыл бұрын

    I see why Johnny Ace always sounded so hoarse: he was screaming during every bj.

  • @zlinedavid

    @zlinedavid

    Жыл бұрын

    If she’s that good….damn, she needs to be giving lessons.

  • @CasualGamerGameplay
    @CasualGamerGameplay Жыл бұрын

    "Dumbo does it donkey style"...........good god I can't stop laughing,Jim for the love of God there's money in standup comedy and oh boy do you have a talent for making people laugh

  • @drjoshuamc

    @drjoshuamc

    Жыл бұрын

    Say you’ve watched 75 German bukkake films in the last 2 days

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    @@drjoshuamc 😂

  • @Heavy_C
    @Heavy_C Жыл бұрын

    That was the wildest goddamn infomercial at the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MilMaska
    @MilMaska Жыл бұрын

    "I said John Laurinaitis. Tell you fn creative team to be more fn creative and pretend next time. Thank you. Fyou. Bye." - Jim Cornette

  • @royalty843
    @royalty843 Жыл бұрын

    The future endeavors guy has been future endeavored.

  • @NNigh
    @NNigh Жыл бұрын

    Jim: the ISP's are in your wall Brian: OMG I died listening to this

  • @damian_cross

    @damian_cross

    Жыл бұрын

    He's technically not wrong...

  • @pr8388
    @pr83889 ай бұрын

    This is the best ad read ever. From the perfect segue into it, to Jim admitting to not understanding anything that he’s saying along the way.

  • @lukeyj8331
    @lukeyj8331 Жыл бұрын

    That might be the funniest ad read ever lol

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 Жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for this!

  • @merk_dat_azz6939
    @merk_dat_azz69394 ай бұрын

    This story hits so different now...

  • @undisputedmiraj4790
    @undisputedmiraj4790 Жыл бұрын

    This is the best advertisement ever in this podcast

  • @cameronallen5043
    @cameronallen5043 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting for this for a couple days

  • @DarkBlueBaker
    @DarkBlueBaker Жыл бұрын

    I'm LMAO right now. When you said publicly traded was thrown on you, I couldn't help but think of Achoo's speech in Robin Hood: Men In Tights, "We didn't land on Sherwood Forest, Sherwood Forest landed on US!" And if Johnny Ace is SO smart then he should've taken his own advice! If they fire Bucky Beaver, I want to see him and Johnny do a dunk tank for charity. I swear to the Nine Divine, I'll go get a loan just to participate!

  • @andrewstevens2133
    @andrewstevens2133 Жыл бұрын

    Jim had me laughing on this rant. 100% gold

  • @pkub47
    @pkub474 ай бұрын

    The whole express vpn advertise from start to finish was gold 😂

  • @EGtheCookman
    @EGtheCookman Жыл бұрын

    I was waiting for this one. Get ‘em Corny! 😂😂😂

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 Жыл бұрын

    Finally how long before Kevin Dunn gets kicked out

  • @jleffel6969

    @jleffel6969

    Жыл бұрын

    Before next Rumble. Calling my shot.

  • @craigperry3779

    @craigperry3779

    Жыл бұрын

    Then how long until Corny is talked into coming back? I also want to call my shot

  • @healerforce4165

    @healerforce4165

    Жыл бұрын

    @@craigperry3779 I'll take that bet but I doubt he will

  • @michaellyden2580
    @michaellyden2580 Жыл бұрын

    Oh, how Jim has been waiting to say those words. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CorbittChandler
    @CorbittChandler8 ай бұрын

    This has the best sponsor message I’ve ever heard in my life at the end. Looks like I’m getting express VPN. Hahahaha

  • @Carla-GenX
    @Carla-GenX Жыл бұрын

    Jim, you are so cheeky when trying to explain “incognito” 😂 and poor Brian yelling OF COARSE MY COMPUTER IS PLUGGED IN! I love you guys, I reall, really do! My ADHD, thinks we’re all friends 🤦🏻‍♀️ I even talk to you both while watchin. Jim! Omg! You get Brian all riled up and than Brian trying to tell you that no feds are not included with expressvpn….. SEE! I watch till the end 😉 again, any spelling mistakes, try your best. Love you Jim, Brian and The Cult 💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @messey12

    @messey12

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm losing it at this ad. holy crap

  • @bradpaton3927
    @bradpaton3927 Жыл бұрын

    Johnny Laryngitis is OFFICIALLY the Bill Clinton of WWE...., but NOBODY LIKES HIM!

  • @CaptainColdyron222
    @CaptainColdyron222 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting eagerly for this.

  • @ryanrodrigues5355
    @ryanrodrigues5355 Жыл бұрын

    Best product plugs in the history of advertising!! 🤣

  • @InfiniCalendar
    @InfiniCalendar Жыл бұрын

    Let’s not kid ourselves. Laurenitis isn’t any worse than Vince. He’s just less powerful.

  • @LakefrontStudios
    @LakefrontStudios Жыл бұрын

    Johnny Ace, we wish you the best in your future endeavors. No it’s not your fault, it’s just budget cuts 😆

  • @rl318

    @rl318

    Жыл бұрын

    Creative doesn't have anything for you, and you have fifty EEO cases pending against you.

  • @cdmit27

    @cdmit27

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally would have sent his belongings in a trash bag.

  • @itscarlyj
    @itscarlyj Жыл бұрын

    I love the add at the end. Did Jim think it was a new thing that your ISP watches your activity? LOL

  • @fabulousat40beauty
    @fabulousat40beauty Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao 😂 i knew his reaction would be gold! Haha love you corny! That ad kills me 😂😂😂

  • @JohnCalk
    @JohnCalk Жыл бұрын

    Jim completely misrepresenting the tech sponsors of his shows, is what renews my faith in humanity. I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you Jim and Bryan!

  • @rrabbitt1389
    @rrabbitt1389 Жыл бұрын

    Calling it right now! Johnny Ace is ALL ELITE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KidGravityBeyond

    @KidGravityBeyond

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be worse than them hiring Joey Ryan back.

  • @pleaseshutup7053

    @pleaseshutup7053

    Жыл бұрын

    So Bryan Danielson can give him the beat down for cheating on his mom

  • @royalty843

    @royalty843

    Жыл бұрын

    TK isn't that stupid

  • @nixrob6145

    @nixrob6145

    Жыл бұрын

    @@royalty843 you have great high hopes for TK 🤭😏

  • @royalty843

    @royalty843

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nixrob6145 i don't but he's not stupid stupid. Just stupid. Like how Randy Orton was calling Kofi stupid.

  • @joebentley2803
    @joebentley2803 Жыл бұрын

    The advert is funny af, best one yet

  • @KidGravityBeyond
    @KidGravityBeyond Жыл бұрын

    Here’s my question: does NBC take out the “Vince” scenes in “Young Rock”?

  • @Sky_Blaze

    @Sky_Blaze

    Жыл бұрын

    Who cares who wants to watch that garbage anyway

  • @matthewnewman6039

    @matthewnewman6039

    Жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @gbrooks9509

    @gbrooks9509

    Жыл бұрын

    Why? NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT 🤝

  • @benzonightmares
    @benzonightmares Жыл бұрын

    I always loved what John cena did to him feel like he did it just for Cornette lol

  • @getbn6547

    @getbn6547

    Жыл бұрын

    What did Cena do to him? I've not heard of this....

  • @benzonightmares

    @benzonightmares

    Жыл бұрын

    @@getbn6547 talking through storyline lol cena vs Johnny ace in like 2011

  • @getbn6547

    @getbn6547

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benzonightmares Oooooh, I thought (and hoped) maybe he slapped the shit outta him irl

  • @benzonightmares

    @benzonightmares

    Жыл бұрын

    @@getbn6547 I wish 😂 I hated him as a kid hate him even more now

  • @JohnSmith-wh2ob

    @JohnSmith-wh2ob

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benzonightmares 2012* Johnny actually has a victory over John Cena thanks to big show but Cena used to mock him and disrespect him it was honestly hilarious 😂

  • @daniellebrackett4905
    @daniellebrackett4905 Жыл бұрын

    The ad portion was even funnier than the main story. Good investment express vpn.

  • @eastsidereviews727
    @eastsidereviews727 Жыл бұрын

    I been waiting on this!!

  • @rpm2friedchickengasoline559
    @rpm2friedchickengasoline559 Жыл бұрын

    the sponsor plug on this clip is pure gold

  • @p.d.l7023
    @p.d.l7023 Жыл бұрын

    I only remember Johnny Ace doing three things in wrestling: Being the less talented wrestler in the dynamic dudes. Being one of the guys who held the New Zealand flag for The Sheepherders. Being Animal's brother.

  • @CyberDragoon656

    @CyberDragoon656

    Жыл бұрын

    You weren't a follower of people power?

  • @alphatoddio

    @alphatoddio

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep that about sums it up lol 🤣

  • @TonyHookedonVanlife

    @TonyHookedonVanlife

    Жыл бұрын

    He got beat up alot in All-Japan... that's something. LOL

  • @blockhead8134

    @blockhead8134

    Жыл бұрын

    You forgot Being responsible for sid breaking his leg

  • @SensiofRabbitude

    @SensiofRabbitude

    Жыл бұрын

    The thing about People Power, which you could argue was his one true success, is that it only worked to the degree it did because of the reputation that Johnny had gotten to that point. You really believed he was this incompetent official promoted beyond any standing that he deserved, with a smug and slap worthy face, because he was that and had all that and so you wanted to see some babyface get one over on him and knock him out. Playing off real life perceptions and realities can work sometimes.

  • @kevindouglas5333
    @kevindouglas5333 Жыл бұрын

    You knew Johnny was gone...Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

  • @ronaldbrush4373
    @ronaldbrush4373 Жыл бұрын

    Good evening,Jim and Brian!

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Жыл бұрын

    Another ad read that's better than most of other people's actual videos.

  • @sprthrwwychnnl73
    @sprthrwwychnnl73 Жыл бұрын

    So it’s come to this… Jim has a VPN sponsor. Raid Shadow Legends will be next week

  • @Comrade2261

    @Comrade2261

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣 I'd love Jim trying to explain Raid.

  • @danprotheroe

    @danprotheroe

    Жыл бұрын

    buy our new heroes, experience all the fun of online gaming .................fuk it im done. jim aint gon last much longer.

  • @mage1439

    @mage1439

    Жыл бұрын

    You know that scene in 300 when Faramir is talking about Zeus sinking the Persian ships? Glorious. That's how I'd feel about Jim doing a RSL ad. It'd be the first time ever that I actually reacted to anyone advertising it with anything other than contempt.

  • @tallglasscocoa6105
    @tallglasscocoa6105 Жыл бұрын

    Johnny Ace will probably tour aka motivation speaker to tell old wrestling stories for the next 40 years.

  • @GameTime-yj6qv

    @GameTime-yj6qv

    Жыл бұрын

    With that voice I would love listening to him.

  • @Fender178
    @Fender178 Жыл бұрын

    I never been so entertained by Jim doing an advertisement for one of his many sponsors as I am with this one of a VPN. Very funny and very entertaining. Jim keep up the good work man.

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade Жыл бұрын

    I pulled up with popcorn waiting for this clip. Next up, Kevin Dunn... 🙏🏾

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 Жыл бұрын

    Jim talking a VPN is more entertaining than WWE or AEW

  • @zlinedavid

    @zlinedavid

    Жыл бұрын

    Jim talking about his dog taking a shit is more entertaining than modern wrestling.

  • @scorptarget

    @scorptarget

    Жыл бұрын

    💯🤣

  • @OmegaRedFan

    @OmegaRedFan

    Жыл бұрын

    You can't promise that!

  • @mikekling7144
    @mikekling7144 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when people get a taste of their own medicine 💊

  • @tonyibraham5931
    @tonyibraham5931 Жыл бұрын

    The promo length tols me this video was going to be gold

  • @Gothy420
    @Gothy420 Жыл бұрын

    The "Oh, Jim" bit cracks me up

  • @al5306
    @al5306 Жыл бұрын

    Okay, hear me out... what if there was a reality show like Bar Rescue where Jim goes to local indy feds and tells them what they're doing wrong?

  • @tritchie6272
    @tritchie6272 Жыл бұрын

    Dutch Mantelle didn't have much good to say about John either. And Dutch seems much more reasonable than Corny. So if Dutch don't like John that's a bad sign for John. In fact Dutch basically said nobody like John.

  • @mikepelosi9877
    @mikepelosi9877 Жыл бұрын

    Best ad reads in the business.

  • @craiglibby7731
    @craiglibby7731 Жыл бұрын

    There are many great ones, but this ad is the best one ever.

  • @kingslayer2999
    @kingslayer2999 Жыл бұрын

    Cornette will be Happy his boy CM Punk is back but next week he will be Mad at the return of TwinkleToes 😂

  • @OpticZodiac15
    @OpticZodiac15 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy roasted the fuck out of Johnny ace ! Lmao

  • @mickeymojito
    @mickeymojito Жыл бұрын

    Lmao That was a five star ad read ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @keithgriner61
    @keithgriner61 Жыл бұрын

    I love that the ad read was longer than the Johnny Ace rant

  • @adamturner749
    @adamturner749 Жыл бұрын

    When Jim was talking about the VPN and started about NASA and Brian burst into laughter about the rocket and being able to launch yourself into space I was almost crying with laughter.

  • @benderisgreatandyouknowit
    @benderisgreatandyouknowit Жыл бұрын

    Bender is great!

  • @12ozmouse99

    @12ozmouse99

    Жыл бұрын

    9, 10…..a big fat hen

  • @wilcee238

    @wilcee238

    Жыл бұрын

    *DO THE BENDER!*

  • @eamonwright7488

    @eamonwright7488

    Жыл бұрын

    BENDER PARTY TONIGHT! We’re gonna have a Bender party tonight!….alright!

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