The fact it starts with Jesus emerging from a cave is sacrosanct.

@hadriusreznor3247

2 жыл бұрын

Canon confirmed, new quest, elden testament

@vgsojogo9658

2 жыл бұрын

@@hadriusreznor3247 the best one hahahaahaha

@nikolay9746

2 жыл бұрын

LORE Friendly...

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

Sooo.... Jesus was a man cave dweller? Well.... modern christian incels also live in their man caves....

@kurjekkolds1489

2 жыл бұрын

There you go, I upvoted from 666 to 667

The fact that people are willing to go out of there way to not harm jesus and prey is respectful, sweet and wholesome

@rickool07

2 жыл бұрын

@G Money word

@caseygrothe3791

2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I really appreciate people from all corners of the world can give praise to Jesus. Even in Elden Ring. Now, I'd appreciate it more if he could maybe shown that same love & forgiveness to the other invaders. I didn't believe Jesus to be a ganker.

@beeazyis

2 жыл бұрын

I’m slicing😂😂😂

@admiraljamster

2 жыл бұрын

What do u mean? they didnt prey on jesus. They prayed to him!

@irishmudslide1544

2 жыл бұрын

I would certainly prey on him

Jesus’s stats: Vigor: 22 Mind: 34 Endurance: 30 Strength: 9 Dexterity: 15 Int: 21 Faith: 99+ Arcane: 8

@alexl6644

2 жыл бұрын

Vigor at 33 would have been hilarious.

@accelerator8558

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@isaack8967

2 жыл бұрын

GPU: Geforce 256 with 8MB of memory

@andrewbringas4551

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I get it😂

@cpt_redbeard9787

2 жыл бұрын

More arcane for the holy blood dmg

"Jesus has died" Don't worry, he will come back✝✝✝

@Kain_Highwind_

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is he's lagging, it takes him 3 days to respawn, lol.

@jordanfgfox7237

2 жыл бұрын

He always comes back

@Zeppy8yppeZ

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@nombresinb

2 жыл бұрын

el siempre vuelve tiene ese poder de respanw

@nombresinb

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Kain_Highwind_ bueno talves tarde XD

I summoned Jesus to fight Malenia a few weeks back and I hadn’t laughed that hard in so long. I hope this is that same player.

@mac1bc

2 жыл бұрын

Did you win though?

@dms0392

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately no lol if I remember correctly he survived, but I got killed along with another player I summoned.

@godiebeard

2 жыл бұрын

@@dms0392 should've let Jesus take the wheel

@dms0392

2 жыл бұрын

@@godiebeard OMG 😂😂😂😂

@nickfizer401

2 жыл бұрын

@@godiebeard 🤣

Playing on Xbox, had a guy invade my friend and I as Jesus. Not long after he invaded us, I kid you not, DarkLord invaded. Jesus set off to take him down on his own. They ended up killing each other, but I will never forget Jesus sacrificing himself to take down Satan. What a chad.

@soldier3863

2 жыл бұрын

@Warrior Of Mankind hopefully, it was worth the wait

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he really nailed it! Not as much as romans, but still....

@tdpuuhailee8222

2 жыл бұрын

@@hater2764 Ha. I love puns

@jarrarwinks8470

2 жыл бұрын

I was invading as Jesus on ps4, I invaded Satan, and another guy called Legion. Our battle was legendary, fought, I aided with lightning from God, and my holy abilities, them with there fire and pitchforks that were huge with bleed, I took them down, then prayed they would be able to have there souls be at peace. Games wacky fun!

@jiku-1286

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarrarwinks8470 lmfao

Jesus: *Enters the Lands Between* Greater Will: *Starts sweating*

@dylanw6303

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@dylanw6303

2 жыл бұрын

He’s like “so remember that verse about me being like, the alpha and omega? Yeah you’re the beta, move over kid”

@darthj_der7447

2 жыл бұрын

Immediate "holy" war killing 100s of thousands 😆

@blizzardgaming7070

2 жыл бұрын

*starts praying.

@Owliare

2 жыл бұрын

*black church music gets louder*

God loved us so much that he sent his only begotten son to smite thee with fucking thunderbolts.

@kingwhuck5703

2 жыл бұрын

@G Money Oh lord 😭😭

@vgsojogo9658

2 жыл бұрын

@G Money the best coment everrrr

@kaiser5731

2 жыл бұрын

@G Money cross shaped great hammer when fromsoft?

@dealerinfaith8039

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up a second, that ain't how the verse goes 😂

@dankpepe2110

2 жыл бұрын

is there some crossed shape spear or halberd that can fit jesus character??

I was waiting for the inevitable “Bloody Finger Judas” to invade.

@michaeldisalvo8531

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just patches

@sannidhyabalkote9536

2 жыл бұрын

hello senator

@rafaelmusacchio5257

2 жыл бұрын

That would be Longinus

@ptolemeeselenion1542

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ladistar

Жыл бұрын

Nano machines son

This game and it's community is so damn wholesome!!

@mac1bc

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. People say it's toxic but they don't see this side

@Holynoelle

2 жыл бұрын

Only a small percentage of the community is really toxic

@Louis-gr4cz

2 жыл бұрын

@@mac1bc there are assholes who block sites of grace with messages but still funny though

@mac1bc

2 жыл бұрын

@@Louis-gr4cz lol yeah. I also noticed that and it's buggy. You have to rest a few steps away

@dudu9240

2 жыл бұрын

what fucks up these communities is the gate keeping and the ''git gud'' thingy

Jesus is beyond humble, working with that framerate.

@grakelis908

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Manan.711

2 жыл бұрын

i play on ps4, come again?

@fabianfourspring7128

2 жыл бұрын

@@Manan.711 same, I don’t understand this comment

@unavailable541

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabianfourspring7128 you both play at shit 30 frames per second

@juic3thetitan

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Greater Will: "I am the god of the lands between" Jesus Christ: "Yeah, about that..."

@shobhitmishra9266

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ : I am gonna put some dirt in your eye

@gtagamerz5353

2 жыл бұрын

@@shobhitmishra9266 and gonna cry?

@shobhitmishra9266

2 жыл бұрын

@@gtagamerz5353 Sinners : I think I will

@ptolemeeselenion1542

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ptolemeeselenion1542

2 жыл бұрын

@@shobhitmishra9266 Bully Christ.

As a Christian, this is the epitome of neuron activation

@Roundabout_05

2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I agree with this statement

@brucemaximus3797

2 жыл бұрын

This, and Doom 2016. *Loads shotgun with penitent intent*

@Chocobooo92

2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I don't know if I should be offended or be happy

@roycepascua2853

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, as a fellow christian its surreal being able to play as da Lord Jesus in pvp

@ireallycant4416

2 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah brother

1:10 the guy removed his helmet to pay his respect to Jesus; that's wholesome

@lordindustrous4971

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

I loved how they go all on their knees. PRAISE THE LORD !

@XerxesLounge

2 жыл бұрын

DESU VULT!

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

Christians love to go on their knees 😉

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

But if I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....

@bolson42

2 жыл бұрын

Dude at 1:24 had some… other plans

@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1

2 жыл бұрын

@@bolson42 stop...

I've seen it all. Sonic, Kratos, Thanos, Gigachad and NOW JESUS! This game is amazing and hilarious 😂

@blizzardgaming7070

2 жыл бұрын

Darth Invader v2 has entered the chat. Confessor chest and hood, Dark Souls 3 face guide plus some red eyes and some tattoos. And whatever dark gloves and boots you have.

@ManyPeregrine81

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Jetstream Sam, Virgil and Senator Armstrong lol.

@joojooabraham9645

2 жыл бұрын

Welp, you haven't seen my Geralt of Rivia. Welp, mi e is a cheap version of him called Gerald of River

@ApollyonZKX

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Megamind And Handsome Squidward too

@jackson43780

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Will Smith though

I love how the first guy that hits him wasn’t ready for tarnished Jesus to just start throwing hands right back🤣

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

If I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....

@Tommy9834

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus did say, turn the other cheek.....because you want to get some rotation in your hips to deliver more power to you hook when swinging.

@TheRockBoS

2 жыл бұрын

They forget Jesus made a whip and drove the money-changers out of the temple.

@ArnoldJudasRimmer..

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tommy9834 superb hahaha

@heraldofoblivion727

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tommy9834 jesus is awfully efficient on folding some sinful ass doesnt he?

Jesus canonically is proficient in the use of whips

@TB-TheGoldenAgeGamer

2 жыл бұрын

Too soon

@tobitis1010

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@Felix-ic1fc

2 жыл бұрын

And he made for himself a whip from rope and cast all of them out of The Temple, and the sheep, the lambs, and money exchangers, and he poured out their money and overturned their tables. -John 2:15

@filipecordeiro7109

2 жыл бұрын

@@TB-TheGoldenAgeGamer mate its been 2000 years jesus is am acceptable target for any joke at this point xD

@whoeverfromwherever

2 жыл бұрын

@@filipecordeiro7109 his reply wasn't that he didn't like it but misunderstood the joke. He thought, and I'm speculating, it was about Jesus being whipped is why he is proficient with them as opposed to him. Using a whip like the brother above explained.

My father (who is very religious) asking me why am I playing elden ring all day Me: (shows video) Jesus is in elden ring father and he can shoot lightning strikes like zeus

@opopi7739

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE SAME. Except my dad likes games

@alienvseditor

2 жыл бұрын

Zesus

@jakkdlaw

2 жыл бұрын

Zeus copied Jesus

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

I play this game, because I finally can wi** the floor with Jesus ^^

@jokerguycz

2 жыл бұрын

@@hater2764 *dab

"He is back, and he is fucking pissed" Jesus christ: the second coming

@shobhitmishra9266

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus : *Sees the current state of humanity and witnesses Twittards* Jesus : Making the mother of all Thunderbolts Father can't fret over every Mortal.

@CannabisDreams

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, yes. That's precisely the case according to the book of the Revelation of St John

@shakeldrick

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ptolemeeselenion1542

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Considering John 2:13-17, what the build is missing is a whip, likely with quality or holy scaling.

@dylanw6303

2 жыл бұрын

Lolol a whip made from bundles of cords 😂 you can use the barbaric roar to line up with the zeal he had clearing the temple

@razzy9172

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah book of John Jesus is still pretty broken Ngl

@LaughableSynonyms

2 жыл бұрын

Bloodthornwhip

@gabrielalvespereira3750

Жыл бұрын

Or Revelations, where Jesus uses a sword, probably with holy scaling.

@twentius777

3 ай бұрын

And the holy spirit eagle summon

Oh my god it’s Jesus J Christ

@somerguy3527

2 жыл бұрын

What is his middle name

@rosshaikenleonen1416

2 жыл бұрын

@@somerguy3527 Jesus, but in mexican pronunciation

@mac1bc

2 жыл бұрын

H Christ

@TheInfamousScott

2 жыл бұрын

It's definitely Harold with an H.

@MoSeSfAbLe

2 жыл бұрын

It's Jesus H Christ.. so close but so far.

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Guided by Grace" lol

Ofnir the all knowing: “A tarnished cannot be elden lord” Jesus walks in Ofnir:”I just lost my title didn’t I”

@shobhitmishra9266

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ : U know everything I wanted you to know, But u don't know everything that I know.

@ptolemeeselenion1542

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

The fact you made Jesus come out of a cave in the beginning was so perfect ❤️🤣

Jesus actually being OP is amazing

@gabrielalvespereira3750

Жыл бұрын

Just like real life, God is overpowered

If Jesus ever makes a second coming to Earth and sees what state we're in right now he'll probably start tossing lighting spears as well.

@Macaco23284

2 жыл бұрын

Yes..... 😨⚡⚡⚡⚡

@aurumvale9908

2 жыл бұрын

that's kinda exactly what the Bible says the second coming of Jesus is going to be like. like he'll be this badass warrior that's gonna open a can of whop-ass on Satan

@combativeThinker

2 жыл бұрын

Revelation is precisely what you’ve described. Only with less thunderbolts and more eldritch esoterica.

@Erero

2 жыл бұрын

Guess I need to review Apocalypse of St. John.

@Chocobooo92

2 жыл бұрын

brother, have you heard of mercy?

Never mess with this guy. He can call upon forces that even demons won't even dare confront.

@CannabisDreams

2 жыл бұрын

They though he was dead for three days, nah, he harrowing hell and took the faithful home. Next he's coming for earth.

@miriamweller812

Жыл бұрын

He may even force you into a herd of pig and drown you. :o

There’s something hilarious about people not harming jesus 😆

@merfyn4838

2 жыл бұрын

Well man you just CANT freaking attack Jesus cmon!🤣

@Grog91

2 жыл бұрын

@@merfyn4838 Well, you can but you just have to worry about his apostles and his father lol.

@merfyn4838

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grog91 yeah i sure DONT want to piss off his dad. Nope not a chance... 😰

@Grog91

2 жыл бұрын

@@merfyn4838 Lmao

@riverajustinmarks.

2 жыл бұрын

@@merfyn4838 the ultimate "My dad works at Nintendo"

The intro is soo gooood AHAHA it's like the moment where he was resurrected.

people: "bruh, games makes people violent" *elden ring players prey and adore jesus in game

@kevinferdian746

2 жыл бұрын

Prey?? Holy shit

Fun fact: Patches was storing Jesus's clothes for his return in that cave haha

@Ak--tz3ss

2 жыл бұрын

How do you get the robe

I'm not religious in the slightest, but 10/10 would kneel and pray for Elden Jesus

As a faithful believer, this is sooo well done, hilarious and deeply meaningful to me! I mean, seeing Him doing all that and how just other players bow is speechless. That's exactly the Jesus that is in my mind. Also, the gospel worship at the background is so at point, LOL.

This just shows how great the elden ring community is. Like instead of killing him and being toxic they get in on the act and stuff

Funny, but also honorable how players paid respect even during the game.

Now I can justify to my parishioners why I play Elden Ring.

As an atheist I'm going to tell my family I finally found Jesus. And then send them this.

@mac1bc

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome home brother 😇

@kaylenwashington7925

2 жыл бұрын

Eww

@kaylenwashington7925

2 жыл бұрын

U should find the lord seriously

@alexl6644

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaylenwashington7925 I could say you need to find Allah, Krishna, Wotan or Amaterasu, and our points would be equally moot.

@downthesight

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaylenwashington7925 Ramen

Hidden perks about this build: No christian tarnished will attack you.

@Jlezy

2 жыл бұрын

thats actually pretty funny and wholesome at the same time

@nitinnishant7783

2 жыл бұрын

I am not Christian and even I won't attack Jesus :D

@Jlezy

2 жыл бұрын

@@nitinnishant7783 glad to hear that ^^

The meaning of "God bless you" now has raise another level...

As the one of the two people getting their head pat by jesus near the end, him invading my friend and i literally inspired his holy damage/incantation jesus playthrough

You know it’s game over when Jesus shows up.

Bruh the music pushed this video over the top for me 🤣😇🤣

Damn now i know what it means when they say, "Jesus take the wheel" He is getting all the work

@DTPandemonium

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus pulls out ghiza's wheel

I’ve only ran into Jesus twice and it was epic!

@comentaristachileno8080

2 жыл бұрын

"If I had a nickle for every time I've ran into Jesus, I would have two nickle, which isn't a lot but is weird it happened twice"

Cosplaying is so fun and quirky i love it. If i saw jesus in my game imma bow down

Now this is how you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour

Playing Elden Ring in a God fearing way

All i can hear is our God is an Awesome God while Jesus does the orange justice with johnny joestar

@someguyyoudontneedtoknow1636

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

1:24 Jesus was receiving that good blessing 👀

@CodeF416

2 жыл бұрын

Lol ikr

@grakelis908

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@darthj_der7447

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha i saw that shit!!! 😆 🤣 😂

Watching this clip on Sunday is very wholesome.

When even the new era Elden Lords kneel in front of Jesus

Please make a part 2 of this, this is just pure gold XD

"The souls games just have the most toxic community out there, am I right?" Spoken by someone who thinks Pinwheel is too hard

@Iso20227

2 жыл бұрын

Lol An epic combination of truth and roast. You are a legend.

@comentaristachileno8080

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, Tryhards being Tryhards and Elite PvPers being Elite PvPers made that sentence a thing. Thank god I'm no longer on that side.

@Alexander-gv1in

2 жыл бұрын

Who said that?

@comentaristachileno8080

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alexander-gv1in Game Journalist that taste the Online experience for the first time and encounter a full gank at sl90 with two over leveleds and a summoner as first invasion, probably, or the same guy but after getting stomped while ganking by a experienced invader.

@Alexander-gv1in

2 жыл бұрын

@@comentaristachileno8080 I see

Doesn’t even matter if I believe or not, I’m gonna pay respect to the role play 😂

Jesus was stated as going through multiple realms to save lost souls after the crucifixion, during those three days he was dead, so he could technically go to the lands between

@CannabisDreams

2 жыл бұрын

The harrowing of hell.

@88amona

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

In the name of the Father, of the Son and the Holy Spirit... Amen!🙏🏻💥🙏🏻💥

I keep coming back to this video. Happy Easter!

Wow I fought Jesus Christ in this game a few days ago and he did give me one of those “don’t use my name in vain” whoopings

@TenshinhanIsKing

Жыл бұрын

Why are you fighting our lord and savior 😂

Love it how everyone stops fighting, and pays respect to Jesus, The Son of God.

As non Christian, I feel blessed when I got invaded by Jesus in Lake of Liurnia even though I failed to use more proper gesture, I just applaused him.

Satan: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

I love how Je-Zeus throws lightning bolts

Jesus cosplays are the new rivers of blood/moonveil players

who did this, who did this... its marvelous! I love the creativity, i was so sad cause the freakin crystalian trio punished me hard, then saw this and it made my night

This has make my day! I never expected this! But you cannot imagine how funny I found this video!

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

D: (after Fia hugs Jesus in Rountable Hall) "It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind. Yes, I can understand that she amuses, But to let her HUG you, stroke your hair, that's hardly in your line."

@hraddon7066

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, JC Superstar

@combativeThinker

2 жыл бұрын

If anyone can redeem Fia and give her a second chance, it’s Jesus.

"Prepare to receive some holy spirit."

This made my day! Too good! Bravo.

1 zap from his hand, you're instantly becoming a Christian 😂

"Jesus is attempting to invade your world" I don't know if this makes me happy or Worried

@CannabisDreams

2 жыл бұрын

"Do not be dismayed, for these things shall and must come to pass."

That OHhh mY GawWd in the beginning fitting perfectly in key to the song is everything.

Jesus finally had enough of everyone cursing in his name, so he decided to descend from the heavens and rain the thunderous voice of god upon the world. Praise him, for he is almighty

I think this is the funniest elden ring video ive seen in awhile. If not at least one of the funniest lol

Jesus Elden Christ!!!

My favourite part of the Bible was when Jesus entered the temple and rolled into the tables.

Awesomeness video bro . praise Jesus

This is the best content I've seen all day

How dare they attack Jesus

@albertreign

2 жыл бұрын

They know not what they do.

After all these years... finnaly... a viable miracle build

one year later and I'm still coming back here.

Bro this is great I love it

Um dos melhores vídeos de EldenRing, glória a Deus 🙏🙌🤣

I love how most people are just "oh shit its Jesus" they don't even go for the attack

This is beyond epic, mate! GG

the fact that summons are biblically accurate XD

now i wanna see "Jesus" team up with "let me solo her" to fight all bosses at once

You should do Jesus invasions (never thought I’d say that words together) and then give the host hugs with inescapable fury one shot lmao

The son of God has risen to teach us how to git gewd.

Jesus helped me defeat Malenia, it was an experience

This was beautiful, glad to see the gospel is being spread among the humble Tarnished of the Lands Between. If you ever do another video like this may I recommend “The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash for the music?

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

Gospel is used here for a comedic purpose! It's basically a joke.... Just like gospel itself....

@hater2764

2 жыл бұрын

And christianity.....

@otalek9250

2 жыл бұрын

@@hater2764 oh I know the video’s a joke, I guess I should’ve been more clear on that. I just think the lyrics for “The Man Comes Around” would be especially hilarious in the context of Elden Ring pvp

@Jlezy

2 жыл бұрын

@@hater2764 Nice troll dude, hope you find Jesus, because you clearly need him in your life considering the fact that you waste your life away on the internet being negative

God loves you so much that he sent his only son to die on the cross for you to save you from the edge of eternity.

@nanno2990

2 жыл бұрын

Eww

@kaylenwashington7925

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanno2990 scarlet rot ahh boi get off ma shi😭😭

@nanno2990

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaylenwashington7925 Just copied what you said. Following in your steps.

@kaylenwashington7925

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanno2990 buddy go I care 😭😭

@kaylenwashington7925

2 жыл бұрын

@@nanno2990 don't follow me

Love the video!

i think thats the best and funniest video ive ever seen on my entire journy on sozial media

The guy dropping to his kneees kills me every time 😂 0:33

I'm glad I'm not the only one who cosplayed Jesus when this came out lol

Wholesomest Elden Ring content out there. or montages of Jesus in a pasture of goats then pvp'ing with that goat roll for the lolls.

Ah yes Jesus's well known lightning bolt spell. Who could forget.

I just realized you can use the blood spatter incantation for the blood of Christ Hammer of God (plus Jesus was a carpenter) and throw soap at them to cleanse their spirits 😂