Jeremy Clarksons dumb genius idea to stop car crashes

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Clarkson's at it again! #youtubeshorts #topgear
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  • @markcf83
    @markcf83Ай бұрын

    St Jeremy once again showing his genius is absolutely frightening.....

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    sometimes....it...generates gravity

  • @zombwars7749

    @zombwars7749

    29 күн бұрын

    Yeah, like there are not already magnets in cars lol. Cars wouldn't likely work with his genius especially related to the alternator and electrics.

  • @kelvin8369

    @kelvin8369

    13 күн бұрын

    @@lukeskywahlkerin this case, it’s electro-magnetivity

  • @svr7823

    @svr7823

    Күн бұрын

    Sometimes ge staggers even himself with his genius

  • @jeffhill3681
    @jeffhill3681Ай бұрын

    I'll figure out a way around the laws of physics.....

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobwestbrook9527

    @jacobwestbrook9527

    25 күн бұрын

    That's what got me

  • @bukaneja

    @bukaneja

    12 сағат бұрын

    😂

  • @cliff4482
    @cliff4482Ай бұрын

    That would make parallel parking quite the bitch!😂

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alexander24871

    @Alexander24871

    Ай бұрын

    Nah u just move everyone else

  • @666ingz

    @666ingz

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@Alexander24871Only if you have the heaviest vehicle.

  • @themultiversalist5564
    @themultiversalist556424 күн бұрын

    James: "...all the laws of physics, for example." Jeremy: "I will find a way around them, don't you worry." Everyone: *immediately begins to worry*

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    22 күн бұрын

    Too much genius

  • @jonduggan7433
    @jonduggan7433Ай бұрын

    You couldn't drive passed any schools without having to stop to scrape all the kids with braces off your car.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    Orthodontists would love it!

  • @marijnsamuels

    @marijnsamuels

    27 күн бұрын

    And what about cheap nipple piercings?

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    Living hood ornament

  • @SgtMclupus

    @SgtMclupus

    24 күн бұрын

    ​@@marijnsamuelsPrince Alberts getting ripped out as you pass... 😱

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    Not the jerkoff you were hoping for 😵‍💫

  • @ReasonX3
    @ReasonX328 күн бұрын

    Hammond looks like a guy who listens to his friend who had several bottles of bear and for two hours straight explains his genius business idea that'll make them rich in no time.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    27 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @crnchyclustr7600
    @crnchyclustr760026 күн бұрын

    Make it an electromagnet with sensors that activate when somethings close but only kick in when it’s a big object

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    #science

  • @longtailgt
    @longtailgt9 күн бұрын

    So this is where Fast and Furious 9 got the idea for their magnet cars.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    8 күн бұрын

    Yes 🤣

  • @GreyDintZ
    @GreyDintZ18 күн бұрын

    South facing magnets on the rears and you've got a convoy

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    17 күн бұрын

    CHOOCHOO

  • @Funkybassplayer
    @FunkybassplayerАй бұрын

    Hammonds face😂😂😂

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    29 күн бұрын

    yurppppp😜

  • @arentol7
    @arentol7Ай бұрын

    Every time you almost got in an accident you would instead push both cars to the side, resulting in one going off a cliff, and the other slamming into the car next to it or similar effects depending on circumstances.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    Yupppp

  • @shrisiva4016

    @shrisiva4016

    10 күн бұрын

    I mean you could brake 😂

  • @Finch1412
    @Finch141212 күн бұрын

    Laughed when Hammond said "skips" 😂 Just trying to imagine it

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    5 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @erobed21
    @erobed2116 күн бұрын

    Hang on - I came up with this idea in primary school, in around 1997-98, so well before this episode would have been recorded - Jeremy Clarkson is stealing my ideas!

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    16 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr_Wiley
    @Mr_Wiley28 күн бұрын

    Fighting against forced veering across two way streets

  • @gabrieleserini895
    @gabrieleserini89520 күн бұрын

    The precursor to radar detection sensors

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    16 күн бұрын

    👍👍

  • @user-pq8ej6fw5q
    @user-pq8ej6fw5q17 күн бұрын

    This would make a lot of people happy if this was invented

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    17 күн бұрын

    It would!!

  • @christophezecheru5440
    @christophezecheru544026 күн бұрын

    Jeremy Clarkson can easily find ways around the laws of physics. His genus generates gravity after all.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    🤣

  • @MaikelDulos
    @MaikelDulos4 күн бұрын

    Going to miss them so much, more than I've ever missed anything or anyone in my life, there's no replacement tv show for this either, since new Top Gear sucks, so much for Car TV shows R.I.P. 😞

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    2 күн бұрын

    Same!!

  • @webfreakz
    @webfreakz11 күн бұрын

    If you listen carefully you can actually hear his genius 😎 😅

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    8 күн бұрын

    Sometimes it ....generates gravity

  • @hapyhuuliharppu
    @hapyhuuliharppu25 күн бұрын

    I would fly to stibidistabidycapital and pay 2 weeks of rent just to see Jeremy and James do a stand-up show 😂❤

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    Lolol

  • @jdmweeb8663
    @jdmweeb8663Ай бұрын

    Would be great for Hammond

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    Yes!!

  • @FitzChivalryFarseer2
    @FitzChivalryFarseer2Ай бұрын

    They should have had some money and tried this on a larger scale

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    agreed!!

  • @somethingfromnothing8428
    @somethingfromnothing842820 күн бұрын

    Just having some kind of magnet that keeps catching screws and nails before they can get your tyres is a brilliant idea in itself. They could all be dragged into some kind of filter that you just empty every so often and throw away

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    20 күн бұрын

    Could be!

  • @kaihebrown8496
    @kaihebrown849627 күн бұрын

    ELECTRO MAGNETS!!

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    26 күн бұрын

    🤗

  • @troyrobinson1701
    @troyrobinson170128 күн бұрын

    If all sign posts ect were made of aluminium his idea could/should/would work!

  • @Mike-zx1kx

    @Mike-zx1kx

    28 күн бұрын

    It´s the "etc" that are the issue besides it would be very difficult to have cars passing each other on a two way street ETC etc etc

  • @sirtweak8040
    @sirtweak8040Ай бұрын

    Electromagnet system.... So the magnet isn't always engaged. And sensors that will turn it on automatically. Maybe that'd work?

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe!?

  • @danstiverson
    @danstiverson26 күн бұрын

    What happens when you follow someone?

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    KZread gives me about 2¢ 😋

  • @christopherdriscoll6628
    @christopherdriscoll662826 күн бұрын

    But then you would rear end the people ahead of you...

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    24 күн бұрын

    Hey stop with that rational response 🤣

  • @Steelmouth-83rd
    @Steelmouth-83rd16 сағат бұрын

    one of the most brilliant minds alive

  • @ruebencavazos4960
    @ruebencavazos4960Ай бұрын

    I did this as a science project in 6th grade. Theyvsaid the same thing to me..😂😂😂😂

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    Lolol

  • @user-fz7zt6cw6f
    @user-fz7zt6cw6fКүн бұрын

    You would have a reversing crash

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Күн бұрын

    Bang bang

  • @ronstrong9560
    @ronstrong9560Ай бұрын

    This is how engineers think & build BUT...Everything else around it is flawed. Some engineers never drove a car or changed the oil. Now, we can't even change our cars oil because the drain plug is blocked. Or the battery needs a wheel, & fender removed to get to the battery to change it.

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    🤪🤪🤪

  • @thomaskennedy7608
    @thomaskennedy7608Ай бұрын

    Cars are mostly aluminum n plastic now

  • @johndii2194

    @johndii2194

    Ай бұрын

    AND?

  • @wall7103

    @wall7103

    Ай бұрын

    Not the bodies, unless you buy a ford pickup after 2016

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    Ай бұрын

    I think Audi, Jaguar, and the Ford trucks are the only ones using aluminum

  • @nelsonbergman7706
    @nelsonbergman770623 күн бұрын

    Cooling could be an issue. 🪭

  • @lukeskywahlker

    @lukeskywahlker

    22 күн бұрын

    Could be

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