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Пікірлер: 81
@markcf83Ай бұрын
St Jeremy once again showing his genius is absolutely frightening.....
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
sometimes....it...generates gravity
@zombwars7749
29 күн бұрын
Yeah, like there are not already magnets in cars lol. Cars wouldn't likely work with his genius especially related to the alternator and electrics.
@kelvin8369
13 күн бұрын
@@lukeskywahlkerin this case, it’s electro-magnetivity
@svr7823
Күн бұрын
Sometimes ge staggers even himself with his genius
@jeffhill3681Ай бұрын
I'll figure out a way around the laws of physics.....
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jacobwestbrook9527
25 күн бұрын
That's what got me
@bukaneja
12 сағат бұрын
😂
@cliff4482Ай бұрын
That would make parallel parking quite the bitch!😂
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Alexander24871
Ай бұрын
Nah u just move everyone else
@666ingz
Күн бұрын
@@Alexander24871Only if you have the heaviest vehicle.
@themultiversalist556424 күн бұрын
James: "...all the laws of physics, for example." Jeremy: "I will find a way around them, don't you worry." Everyone: *immediately begins to worry*
@lukeskywahlker
22 күн бұрын
Too much genius
@jonduggan7433Ай бұрын
You couldn't drive passed any schools without having to stop to scrape all the kids with braces off your car.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Orthodontists would love it!
@marijnsamuels
27 күн бұрын
And what about cheap nipple piercings?
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Living hood ornament
@SgtMclupus
24 күн бұрын
@@marijnsamuelsPrince Alberts getting ripped out as you pass... 😱
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Not the jerkoff you were hoping for 😵💫
@ReasonX328 күн бұрын
Hammond looks like a guy who listens to his friend who had several bottles of bear and for two hours straight explains his genius business idea that'll make them rich in no time.
@lukeskywahlker
27 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@crnchyclustr760026 күн бұрын
Make it an electromagnet with sensors that activate when somethings close but only kick in when it’s a big object
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
#science
@longtailgt9 күн бұрын
So this is where Fast and Furious 9 got the idea for their magnet cars.
@lukeskywahlker
8 күн бұрын
Yes 🤣
@GreyDintZ18 күн бұрын
South facing magnets on the rears and you've got a convoy
@lukeskywahlker
17 күн бұрын
CHOOCHOO
@FunkybassplayerАй бұрын
Hammonds face😂😂😂
@lukeskywahlker
29 күн бұрын
yurppppp😜
@arentol7Ай бұрын
Every time you almost got in an accident you would instead push both cars to the side, resulting in one going off a cliff, and the other slamming into the car next to it or similar effects depending on circumstances.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Yupppp
@shrisiva4016
10 күн бұрын
I mean you could brake 😂
@Finch141212 күн бұрын
Laughed when Hammond said "skips" 😂 Just trying to imagine it
@lukeskywahlker
5 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@erobed2116 күн бұрын
Hang on - I came up with this idea in primary school, in around 1997-98, so well before this episode would have been recorded - Jeremy Clarkson is stealing my ideas!
@lukeskywahlker
16 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Mr_Wiley28 күн бұрын
Fighting against forced veering across two way streets
@gabrieleserini89520 күн бұрын
The precursor to radar detection sensors
@lukeskywahlker
16 күн бұрын
👍👍
@user-pq8ej6fw5q17 күн бұрын
This would make a lot of people happy if this was invented
@lukeskywahlker
17 күн бұрын
It would!!
@christophezecheru544026 күн бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson can easily find ways around the laws of physics. His genus generates gravity after all.
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
🤣
@MaikelDulos4 күн бұрын
Going to miss them so much, more than I've ever missed anything or anyone in my life, there's no replacement tv show for this either, since new Top Gear sucks, so much for Car TV shows R.I.P. 😞
@lukeskywahlker
2 күн бұрын
Same!!
@webfreakz11 күн бұрын
If you listen carefully you can actually hear his genius 😎 😅
@lukeskywahlker
8 күн бұрын
Sometimes it ....generates gravity
@hapyhuuliharppu25 күн бұрын
I would fly to stibidistabidycapital and pay 2 weeks of rent just to see Jeremy and James do a stand-up show 😂❤
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Lolol
@jdmweeb8663Ай бұрын
Would be great for Hammond
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Yes!!
@FitzChivalryFarseer2Ай бұрын
They should have had some money and tried this on a larger scale
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
agreed!!
@somethingfromnothing842820 күн бұрын
Just having some kind of magnet that keeps catching screws and nails before they can get your tyres is a brilliant idea in itself. They could all be dragged into some kind of filter that you just empty every so often and throw away
@lukeskywahlker
20 күн бұрын
Could be!
@kaihebrown849627 күн бұрын
ELECTRO MAGNETS!!
@lukeskywahlker
26 күн бұрын
🤗
@troyrobinson170128 күн бұрын
If all sign posts ect were made of aluminium his idea could/should/would work!
@Mike-zx1kx
28 күн бұрын
It´s the "etc" that are the issue besides it would be very difficult to have cars passing each other on a two way street ETC etc etc
@sirtweak8040Ай бұрын
Electromagnet system.... So the magnet isn't always engaged. And sensors that will turn it on automatically. Maybe that'd work?
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Maybe!?
@danstiverson26 күн бұрын
What happens when you follow someone?
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
KZread gives me about 2¢ 😋
@christopherdriscoll662826 күн бұрын
But then you would rear end the people ahead of you...
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Hey stop with that rational response 🤣
@Steelmouth-83rd16 сағат бұрын
one of the most brilliant minds alive
@ruebencavazos4960Ай бұрын
I did this as a science project in 6th grade. Theyvsaid the same thing to me..😂😂😂😂
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Lolol
@user-fz7zt6cw6fКүн бұрын
You would have a reversing crash
@lukeskywahlker
Күн бұрын
Bang bang
@ronstrong9560Ай бұрын
This is how engineers think & build BUT...Everything else around it is flawed. Some engineers never drove a car or changed the oil. Now, we can't even change our cars oil because the drain plug is blocked. Or the battery needs a wheel, & fender removed to get to the battery to change it.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤪🤪🤪
@thomaskennedy7608Ай бұрын
Cars are mostly aluminum n plastic now
@johndii2194
Ай бұрын
AND?
@wall7103
Ай бұрын
Not the bodies, unless you buy a ford pickup after 2016
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
I think Audi, Jaguar, and the Ford trucks are the only ones using aluminum
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St Jeremy once again showing his genius is absolutely frightening.....
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
sometimes....it...generates gravity
@zombwars7749
29 күн бұрын
Yeah, like there are not already magnets in cars lol. Cars wouldn't likely work with his genius especially related to the alternator and electrics.
@kelvin8369
13 күн бұрын
@@lukeskywahlkerin this case, it’s electro-magnetivity
@svr7823
Күн бұрын
Sometimes ge staggers even himself with his genius
I'll figure out a way around the laws of physics.....
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jacobwestbrook9527
25 күн бұрын
That's what got me
@bukaneja
12 сағат бұрын
😂
That would make parallel parking quite the bitch!😂
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Alexander24871
Ай бұрын
Nah u just move everyone else
@666ingz
Күн бұрын
@@Alexander24871Only if you have the heaviest vehicle.
James: "...all the laws of physics, for example." Jeremy: "I will find a way around them, don't you worry." Everyone: *immediately begins to worry*
@lukeskywahlker
22 күн бұрын
Too much genius
You couldn't drive passed any schools without having to stop to scrape all the kids with braces off your car.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Orthodontists would love it!
@marijnsamuels
27 күн бұрын
And what about cheap nipple piercings?
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Living hood ornament
@SgtMclupus
24 күн бұрын
@@marijnsamuelsPrince Alberts getting ripped out as you pass... 😱
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Not the jerkoff you were hoping for 😵💫
Hammond looks like a guy who listens to his friend who had several bottles of bear and for two hours straight explains his genius business idea that'll make them rich in no time.
@lukeskywahlker
27 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Make it an electromagnet with sensors that activate when somethings close but only kick in when it’s a big object
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
#science
So this is where Fast and Furious 9 got the idea for their magnet cars.
@lukeskywahlker
8 күн бұрын
Yes 🤣
South facing magnets on the rears and you've got a convoy
@lukeskywahlker
17 күн бұрын
CHOOCHOO
Hammonds face😂😂😂
@lukeskywahlker
29 күн бұрын
yurppppp😜
Every time you almost got in an accident you would instead push both cars to the side, resulting in one going off a cliff, and the other slamming into the car next to it or similar effects depending on circumstances.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Yupppp
@shrisiva4016
10 күн бұрын
I mean you could brake 😂
Laughed when Hammond said "skips" 😂 Just trying to imagine it
@lukeskywahlker
5 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Hang on - I came up with this idea in primary school, in around 1997-98, so well before this episode would have been recorded - Jeremy Clarkson is stealing my ideas!
@lukeskywahlker
16 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Fighting against forced veering across two way streets
The precursor to radar detection sensors
@lukeskywahlker
16 күн бұрын
👍👍
This would make a lot of people happy if this was invented
@lukeskywahlker
17 күн бұрын
It would!!
Jeremy Clarkson can easily find ways around the laws of physics. His genus generates gravity after all.
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
🤣
Going to miss them so much, more than I've ever missed anything or anyone in my life, there's no replacement tv show for this either, since new Top Gear sucks, so much for Car TV shows R.I.P. 😞
@lukeskywahlker
2 күн бұрын
Same!!
If you listen carefully you can actually hear his genius 😎 😅
@lukeskywahlker
8 күн бұрын
Sometimes it ....generates gravity
I would fly to stibidistabidycapital and pay 2 weeks of rent just to see Jeremy and James do a stand-up show 😂❤
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Lolol
Would be great for Hammond
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Yes!!
They should have had some money and tried this on a larger scale
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
agreed!!
Just having some kind of magnet that keeps catching screws and nails before they can get your tyres is a brilliant idea in itself. They could all be dragged into some kind of filter that you just empty every so often and throw away
@lukeskywahlker
20 күн бұрын
Could be!
ELECTRO MAGNETS!!
@lukeskywahlker
26 күн бұрын
🤗
If all sign posts ect were made of aluminium his idea could/should/would work!
@Mike-zx1kx
28 күн бұрын
It´s the "etc" that are the issue besides it would be very difficult to have cars passing each other on a two way street ETC etc etc
Electromagnet system.... So the magnet isn't always engaged. And sensors that will turn it on automatically. Maybe that'd work?
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Maybe!?
What happens when you follow someone?
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
KZread gives me about 2¢ 😋
But then you would rear end the people ahead of you...
@lukeskywahlker
24 күн бұрын
Hey stop with that rational response 🤣
one of the most brilliant minds alive
I did this as a science project in 6th grade. Theyvsaid the same thing to me..😂😂😂😂
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
Lolol
You would have a reversing crash
@lukeskywahlker
Күн бұрын
Bang bang
This is how engineers think & build BUT...Everything else around it is flawed. Some engineers never drove a car or changed the oil. Now, we can't even change our cars oil because the drain plug is blocked. Or the battery needs a wheel, & fender removed to get to the battery to change it.
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
🤪🤪🤪
Cars are mostly aluminum n plastic now
@johndii2194
Ай бұрын
AND?
@wall7103
Ай бұрын
Not the bodies, unless you buy a ford pickup after 2016
@lukeskywahlker
Ай бұрын
I think Audi, Jaguar, and the Ford trucks are the only ones using aluminum
Cooling could be an issue. 🪭
@lukeskywahlker
22 күн бұрын
Could be