The most documented battle of ADHD and OCD. Magnificent.

@cataclysm7256

Жыл бұрын

​@@chaoticneutral6288yes

@florencewilkinson1152

10 ай бұрын

@@chaoticneutral6288yes

@penisenlargement2319

4 ай бұрын

Yes

The hilarious thing is, James was originally knocked back from the job because the producers thought he was “too similar” to Jeremy

@foxyloxyBABE

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao they didnt factor in his ocd cause its hella hilarious to watch

@HyperVegitoDBZ

2 жыл бұрын

James May refused to participate in Season 1 because he didn't believe in the new format of the program.

@SPACECOWBOY705

2 жыл бұрын

@@HyperVegitoDBZ The actual truth

@kingoftherevolution4855

2 жыл бұрын

If you just look at the memes and caricatures, they are opposites

@frasergibson5763

Жыл бұрын

@@HyperVegitoDBZ no, he didn’t take part in the first series because he got lost at the 2nd Albert Hall 🤣

i love how hammond often just stands there like watching his parent arguing to divorce hahaha

@andrewmamarella905

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 couldn’t have described it more accurately myself

@foxyloxyBABE

2 жыл бұрын

With his huge eyes and short body yea it does seem this way haha

@anusmcgee4150

2 жыл бұрын

That's offensive to children of divorce, quite frankly. And that's even funnier. Carry on!

@kingofstuff1732

2 жыл бұрын

"Dad and dad are arguing again" -Hammond

@tungstenchicken2103

2 жыл бұрын

He is like. Why did I go to work today.

"I am so unspeakably outraged with you" That is the most polite, pissed off response I've ever heard in my life 🤣

@camy205

Жыл бұрын

That was a genuine fight 100%

James may's obsessive OCD, Jeremy Clarkson's primal cave man thinking and Richard Hammond's banter is what makes the trio so fun to watch 🤣🤣

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

Saying Obsessive OCD is a little redundant mate, you saying May has Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

@talkeverything1813

2 жыл бұрын

@@heezy8178 that basic you do not need to be a genius to know that

@exmachina1405

2 жыл бұрын

@@heezy8178 for the record, I really don't think it matters that much tbh

@nedhopes4637

2 жыл бұрын

@@cleverusername9369 tautology

@drake_hg

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

James staring maniacally at Jeremy whilst holding a big ass plank in his hands ready to cave his head in is pure gold

@captin3149

2 жыл бұрын

Same with the machete..

@MrWolfSnack

2 жыл бұрын

@@captin3149 James was genuinely serious in that clip. Not to behead him but the emotion was real. He is deathly afraid of heights - ironically he is a pilot and has flown many times - but being in a car with shit handling on a dirt road 50,000 feet up while you're constantly rammed at speed from behind hits differently.

@Xtreemo

Жыл бұрын

_"I think you've got something to say to me, haven't you?!"_ Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

@SpecialOrder935

Жыл бұрын

I remember the bit where they look at him in his tent and he is holding a machete

@Blunderman-rl1hc

Жыл бұрын

@@Xtreemo Something along the lines of, "I'm sorry, James. I am a fully rigged, rate A-1, ocean going pillock." 😄😄😄😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Best insult I've ever heard.

Quite frankly most of these arguments are purely based on James May's OCD. Which is pure gold!

@saltananda3227

2 жыл бұрын

And Jeremy knowing exactly how to push his buttons

@ric4397

2 жыл бұрын

It's pretty much not so different from the James May OCD compilation

@MrEvan312

2 жыл бұрын

Well, a combination of his OCD and Jeremy's complete lack of patience; quite literally the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.

"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!" Fucking cracks me up every time. There's so much genuine anger in that one line.

@sumukhapk4136

Жыл бұрын

“It’ll buff out” just takes the cherry

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

8 ай бұрын

And then "is this airing at 10 o'clock on BBC?" "Yes" "Are we past the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a fu-" *cut to next scene*

"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!"

@kael2450

2 жыл бұрын

"I had this bomb"

@vitsobotka6268

2 жыл бұрын

Nooo you Gotta lift it

@Briggers0810

2 жыл бұрын

I liked where James asked if the show was being broadcast after the watershed, then swore.

@Ryan.C97998

2 жыл бұрын

@@kael2450 "That'll buffed out"

@marcoAKAjoe

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Having grown up and matured watching this show, I now realise that James was very correct in everything he did.

@liamjames395

Жыл бұрын

Nah not quite. The scoreboard one was genuinely irrelevant as they were doing different things so James didn't necessarily need to do that

@pwrkeyring4619

Жыл бұрын

@@liamjames395 true, however that was all set up and scripted. Even though they said it wasn’t scripted, you can easily tell it was all premeditated. For the GT stuff a lot of what he did was not from him, however with TG being less scripted, it was more him and more off his own back. For example the “taste the difference cheese” analogy he have while talking about a Ferrari on a news segment in TG, it made perfect sense, even though Hammond and Clarkson were ridiculing it. Stuff he did was good, not stuff he was told to do, generally.

@intorsusvolo7834

Жыл бұрын

Except navigation.

@pwrkeyring4619

Жыл бұрын

@@intorsusvolo7834 “Maidstone” “You mean Maidenhead” yes very true

@simgobel496

Жыл бұрын

what about the seasalt thing

"James is killing Jeremy... I think things are going well!" 😂

James' and Jeremy's chemistry has always been my favorite part of the shows (No disrespect for Hammond, I love and would never remove him from them).

@medilyesoudhini7411

2 жыл бұрын

You know what, for years and years I've been asking myself who my favorite one is and I couldn't decide between the 3 of em, but now that you put it that way I think you helped me decide 😂

@Mthomas71188

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s Hammond?

@lewishamilton.f1.44

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mthomas71188 the short one who crashes everything he has driven in also called hamster

@deveshshah2963

2 жыл бұрын

They are the heart and brain of show and proved that they can do a show alone and still succeed , people watch Hammond only when he falls

@lewishamilton.f1.44

2 жыл бұрын

@@deveshshah2963 he also can be pretty funny remember that episode from tg where he was trapped on a Mountain or that episode where he yells and shouts whille on a bicycle

“i’m so unspeakably outraged with you” yet it sounds like it’s out of a childrens book 😂

I'm totally with James on that first argument "It does matter it's people's lunches!" He knew the consequences if somebody didn't get their lunch

@captin3149

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Jeremy himself proved that right a couple years prior....

@Sam18C

2 жыл бұрын

@@captin3149 yeah, that was the joke

@farhanatashiga3721

2 жыл бұрын

Ends up being a moot point because he ended up being the one that didn't make it because he got lost.

@Snowfang00andco

Жыл бұрын

There were people waiting at the station who would make sure it gets delivered to the right person.

@PianoKwanMan

Жыл бұрын

@@farhanatashiga3721 I don't think leaving with all the time would have helped him at all.

This is what new top gear cannot ever recreate. You can have every hypercar on the show but nothing beats two blokes arguing.

@badtotheappendixx

Жыл бұрын

the new hosts are far too safe and over-friendly it’s just not good telly

@Goady1000

Жыл бұрын

@@badtotheappendixx it's alright tbf just not a patch on these 3 - I'd be happy if they took the racer out lol

@KiwiSpartan01

Жыл бұрын

@@badtotheappendixx is top gear still going

@Black.Sabbath

Жыл бұрын

Bet you like watching two blokes 'arguing'.

I love how Hammond is like the child in their dysfunctional marriage

@simgobel

Жыл бұрын

Yeah good way of putting it

I appreciate how calm James is after Clarkson gets him with the hose. Like he's dealing with an unruly toddler that doesn't know any better. Which, it's Clarkson. . .

@toypop96

Жыл бұрын

Even better, he mentions on the DVD commentary that he was honestly close to considering punching Clarkson for that but stopped because of the camera. Seemed calm on the surface but was really fed up underneath.

Simply the most entertaining television series of all time.

@tylerkulchinsky2167

2 жыл бұрын

The most entertaining television series... IN THE WORLD

@34LOLWTF

4 ай бұрын

No contest. I've seen these clips so many times and I still lose it every time.

"I am so unspeakably outraged at you." - James May I love this man

I think I caught a bit of James saying "think how fussy YOU are about those things..." around 0:28 in regards to people's lunches. It's funny knowing that Jeremy slugged a producer over lunch or dinner. This Trio just gets funnier and funnier, even unwittingly. A Masterpiece.

I think Hammond sums it up perfectly: "This could go on..."

This is what real friendships looks like. Honest and open. They express themselves but don't take offence. It's heartwarming to watch really. They're like brothers.

James: I'm clever and I know things, I like art, science and manly things and walk with an air of decorum and British grace. Jezza: Brown food, brown drink, speed, explosions and the Jaagggg!!

@ThatOneDane

Жыл бұрын

You forgot one important thing: POWAAAAAAH!

I love how the two blokes with shovels at 2:57 are practically doing nothing

@MotoHikes

2 жыл бұрын

About right for a labourer in the UK

@MrWolfSnack

2 жыл бұрын

lol i think what they were trying to do is loosen the sod and make a patch of dirt for gardening but yeah basically just cocking about

@Lol-oq7th

2 жыл бұрын

@@MotoHikes probably any labourer with a shovel anywhere mate ahah

@eltoro13

2 жыл бұрын

Even better that the one with the white tracksuit is top gear producer andy willman

@mycroftsanchez901

Жыл бұрын

One of them is Andy Wilman, the genius behind the show.

I'd have assumed that May going at Clarkson with a machete would be considered a little beyond "bickering" 😊

@mrjohn.whereyoufrom

2 жыл бұрын

And the throwing of a rock at Clarkson. May looked genuinely pissed off at that moment.

@matthew_natividad

2 жыл бұрын

One of the few times he’s thought of killing Jeremy

@dmgroberts5471

Жыл бұрын

Putting a machete against someone's face is a VERY convincing argument that they should not bump your car again on the death road.

Like what people say: James: oldest child with ocd Jeremy: middle child who looks sensible but likes to wreck havoc Richard: the hyperactive youngest kid All of them are chaotic, but only jeremy is chaotic evil. Legit.

@OrangeUtan1

2 жыл бұрын

James: chaotic good Richard: chaotic neutral Jeremy: chaotic evil

@talkshow69

6 ай бұрын

It's funny because Jeremy is the oldest.

@JamaicanCastle

5 ай бұрын

As a middle child, James has middle child energy. Jeremy is definitely the oldest child of the bunch.

This video in a nutshell is Hammond standing in the middle of James and Jeremy as they try to rip each other's head off lol.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

As someone else described, he's like a kid watching his parents argue for a divorce. And I can see why, his short stature and large eyes still make him look young even though he has a goatee now

"You're not building your shed, you're naming your tools!" 😆😆😆

Being a mechanic I feel May's pain with the missing socket. My tool box has to be organized just right. Jeremy would drive me nuts to lol 😆

@takumi2023

Жыл бұрын

he already does lol

Poor Hammond. He comes across as the long-suffering child whose parents won't stop arguing :(

"I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out! Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?" "No! No!" "Do you know what it looks like?" "Yes!" "No you don't!" - my 2 brain cells arguing with each other

what exactly is a "fully rigged, rate A1 ocean-going pillock"?

@HyperVegitoDBZ

2 жыл бұрын

Something spectacular I believe

@machirim2805

2 жыл бұрын

means Clarkson is really good at being a pillock

@ospreyphil8995

Жыл бұрын

Those are all Nautical terms to describe the sea worthiness of a ship Not the pillock bit obviously

@alfiewhitson7726

Жыл бұрын

Well if you're being literal about it, precisely that, I would've thought

They are the squabbling siblings of Top Gear. Wouldn't get that on new Top Gear.

@nobodyspecial6436

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t know a thing about new Top Gear…. As far as I’m concerned the show ended when these 3 left and/or were fired….

@vikingsmb

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyspecial6436 well said, I havent watched the new top gear, and by the looks of things its crap, i'm going to watch the grand tour as it looks funny

@laurenz4528

2 жыл бұрын

What is top gear?

@marcoAKAjoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@vikingsmb it's informative, but not entertaining.

@oliviersavard8676

2 жыл бұрын

It's been seven years, I don't exactly think it's "new" Top Gear anymore

9:35 I have no idea why this clip is funnier than all the clips in this video. The absolute sarcasm in that delivery was flawless

James May is my spirit animal.

@skullergaming2022

2 жыл бұрын

same

And even now, watching these old clips over and over again is about a million times better than the 'new' Top Gear!

“That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the argument” 😂

These guys are like 3 brothers: James is the responsible, short-tempered oldest, Hammond the mediating, emotionally neglected middle child, Clarkson the spoiled and annoying, yet strangely charismatic youngest.

@kinnikuboneman

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Jeremy is the oldest

@alext2566

Жыл бұрын

@@kinnikuboneman Chronologically yes. He's about 13 mentally though haha

@bravozulu0380

Жыл бұрын

I would put hammond as the youngest whos just happy to be there

@Jo3man96

4 ай бұрын

Speaking as a middle child of 3 lads (men, really, my younger brother is 23 and my older brother is a parent), I’d say their real ages line up with how me and my brothers tend to be, my older brother being a bit daft and impatient, me being pedantic, and my little brother either giving out one liners or just being happy to be there and be the little one (figuratively speaking, anyway, i’m the tallest and my and my little brother are noticeably taller than our older brother)

8:23 That is the single greatest statement James May has ever made.

"Now their having a waterfight"😂

James and Jeremy are like a married couple when they argue, and Hammond is like their child who stays quiet and occasionally tries to stop them from fighting.

0:54 "go and wash the car" May said calmly

“James is killing Jeremy. Things are going very well” killed me

10:03 "That's just childish and doesn't solve the argument!" Kills me everytime

The thing is, they are two different extremes and it's hilarious to watch. I know I would get frustrated at Mays naming spaners and inability to hurry up and I would get equally annoyed at Clarksons shoot first, ask questions later attitude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 There's also the fact that Clarkson has said before that he doesn't respond well to shouting, but he's the first to shout orders 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

James is usually the one who is right though and he's just trying to rein in Jeremy's childishness and stop him doing something stupid because of it

@MaggotDiggo1

2 жыл бұрын

The poor bloke lost his job at the BBC because of Clarkson's childishness.

@rhyshenderson3643

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaggotDiggo1 he didn’t, they left by choice after jeremy got fired

@MaggotDiggo1

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhyshenderson3643 Technically yes, the other two left by their own accord. In practice, they had little other option. The show wouldn't have had the same success without Clarkson. My argument boils down to: If Clarkson hadn't been a wanker, the three of them (May included) would still be doing Top Gear at the BBC.

@user-hj6tt7jf8w

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaggotDiggo1 I mean he only got fired because the general population think he’s an idiot, so they took the side of the guy he had the fight with, who punched clarkson and didn’t get fired.

@defeqel6537

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaggotDiggo1 While it might not be true, they've all mentioned how liberating it's been not working for BBC

James knows that organization is the key. I built 2 bookcases and the first one took about 10 hours and almost all of the cuss words known to man. The time I organized things, took 5 hours and only one

9:35 Easily my favorite clip lmao

JAMES! What? STOP FILLING! I'M LOOKING FOR THE SODDING SOCKET THING YOU NEED... 😂

1:47 🤣 this gets me every time

0:52 Damit! I spat my drink out 😆

Love how hammond is always like the child stuck inbetween two parents arguing 😂

@charleysonnydickinsonvuori7833

10 ай бұрын

i can relate to Hammond. it's like that with my parents.

5:50 CLARKSON!!!!

“JAAAMMMMEEES!!” *”wot?”*

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

*"STOP FILING!!"*

It still surprises me how James managed to hold himself from bludgening Jeremy in the head with a shovel

"Is it 10 O'clock on BBC 2?" "Yes" "Is it beyond the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a fu-"

"Fully rigged rate a1 ocean going pillock" is now my go-to insult

"Now they're having a water fight. Gentleman!"

I feel for James, I really do.

never stop watching a compilation of this trio so fast to see another compilation of this trio well... in this case duo

The dog pissing on the food got me dying.

@disaffectedmale

Жыл бұрын

In a land full of rampant disease and rampant apathy about said disease, a drop of dog piss is the last of their worries.

Jeremy: “You don’t need a brush” *Worried Canadian noises*

These 3 together are fantastic 😅

7:05 me arguing with my thesis supervisor about the practicalities of using table salt mixed with water vs using sea salt mixed with water to raise brine shrimp for an experiment to test toxicity, then later having the same argument of setting an agar medium to grow algae on

Honestly the shed being destroyed several times was one of the funniest things they ever did, and it wasn't even a Top Gear episode!

2:57 I never noticed it before but Hammond has a wee on the tree in the background

The trio is history, change my mind. Love these to bits

This is the happiest you will ever see them. They are like an old married couple

I’ve been a big fan of top gear for a very long time.. I didn’t realise how much they two actually bickered together until seeing this compilation lol

Every SINGLE time I come to watch anything these are in it never fails to be the best thing ever

Honestly, I have to thank my younger brother for introducing me to Top Gear. I cannot get enough from these three laughing at them bickering.

My preference in Entertainment comes to the point where I enjoy watching and listening to a bunch of middle aged men bicker about various things. No complaints so far.

Love between these 3 is unreal its mad how much they been though since 2000s deep it. 😢❤

4:00 "I'm sorry James, I am a fully rigged, rate A1, ocean-going pillock" 😂😂😂😂😂

Hi Niks V, I discovered your channel this year and I’d like to say thank you for making me laugh with these compilations you make. They are brilliant and I admire the fact you keep finding new subjects even though there are only a certain number of shows to choose from. Keep it up and a new year mate. Cheers

I'm surprised this video isn't longer lmao, great video 👍

Reminds me of arguing with my brothers Love you guys

Best thing I've seen all day

Look at my bloody shed MANNN!

I like how jeremy was rushing james to finish the house and ends up destroying it, plus hammond.

This helps me unwind and fall asleep when I can’t sleep

This is just pure gold

I never realised before, just how many places, all over the world, where they argued (-nice editing, BTW👍) It's also interesting to note, that all over the world, wherever they argued, people would stop and stare, or just get on with their jobs! (-nice editing on this, too👍)

The OG's. Love these guys since they first started

2:08 my favourite bit 😂😂

" You cant build a tend by shouting "

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

Should be a calendar quote.

This is my favourite compilation EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is why I love them!

Build, BUILD THE SHED! I am building the shed! You’re not building the shed, you’re naming your tools!

This trio almost perfectly represents myself and my younger brothers. Utter chaos and inexplicable bedlam.

@Vollification

Жыл бұрын

Because it is always you "older brothers" that makes life miserable for the rest of us! If I had my way anyone that is a "big brother" would be sent into the salt mines!

I'm honestly always on the side if James, as a fellow engineer he's doing it properly

4:58 is the best one out of them all in opinion pure and clarksons reaction was great 😂

Most petty thing is Jeremy throwing the rock back 😂

3:44 just makes me laugh so much !

3:08 Jeremy: shotgun James: leVEL

You should do a compilation of people Jeremy wouldn’t want to go to dinner with. Like when there is a new technology on a car and he says ‘how much I would not want to go to dinner with the man who invented that’.

3:18 that deadpan reaction XD

I think one of the major problems of the current (as of 2022) top gear is that it is too happy/friendly. The presenters get along with each other far too well. I think one of the reasons we all loved the original so much is because sometimes they DIDNT get along. And it was hilarious.

0:20 this dog kills me everytime🤣

It's basically a smart logical old man vs young ADHD artistic rebel kid (even though the old man I'd younger than the kid), of course they're not going to get along. & Sometimes the young one watches on caught between the two bit knowing what to make if it, how to behave, whose side to take our having to be the mediator