Jaws 3D (1983) KILL COUNT

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  • @ctcheeserexplores7443
    @ctcheeserexplores74435 жыл бұрын

    Actually, fun fact: it is very difficult to keep a great white shark in captivity. They just don’t survive. The record for survival is just 44 days.

  • @mrcliff3709

    @mrcliff3709

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they keep bumping into the walls too

  • @Neminia_

    @Neminia_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because they get super depressed because a great white needs at least 100 miles all around to be comfortable. And obviously if they did that they would hardly ever see that shark

  • @xeno8801

    @xeno8801

    5 жыл бұрын

    Memster Redeemster That and they lose the will to eat cause they’re fed their food. They don’t need to hunt

  • @dragonflybeast9906

    @dragonflybeast9906

    5 жыл бұрын

    In Japan they had a great white shark and it lived for a month I think. Correct me if I’m wrong.

  • @bleebo3954

    @bleebo3954

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dragonfly Beast that’s less than 44 days, believe it or not.

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster135 жыл бұрын

    Jaws Jaws 2 Jaws 3D Jaws 4: The Revenge Jaws 5: Just Business 💲 Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋 Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨ Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖 Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯 Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea Jaws 11: Outta Space Jaws 12: A Prequel Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family Jaws 15: A Russian Shark 🇷🇺 Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans

  • @ghostlyflamingo07

    @ghostlyflamingo07

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 20: The Mascot

  • @farrahwaylande7159

    @farrahwaylande7159

    5 жыл бұрын

    Are these real?

  • @bheronz

    @bheronz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 21 : Endgame.

  • @ismaellopez6262

    @ismaellopez6262

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 25: we’re running out of title names...and these sequels suck anyways.

  • @liamfidler3824

    @liamfidler3824

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws 27: The Breakfast Club

  • @zaksharman1029
    @zaksharman10293 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Dennis Quaid claimed in a 2015 interview that there was not a single frame in this movie where he was not high off his face on cocaine.

  • @foxtrapandendo7541

    @foxtrapandendo7541

    2 жыл бұрын

    that makes this funnier

  • @kennyhearne7433

    @kennyhearne7433

    2 жыл бұрын

    Should’ve called the movie nostrils

  • @jbvader721

    @jbvader721

    Жыл бұрын

    That explains a lot.

  • @RexyAnimates.-.

    @RexyAnimates.-.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kennyhearne7433 omg-

  • @BestCupid

    @BestCupid

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahh to be an actor in the 80s . So much cocaine

  • @LexusGTOmega
    @LexusGTOmega3 жыл бұрын

    Jaws movie ranking Jaws : masterpiece Jaws 2: pretty good Jaws 3: Bad Jaws: The Revenge: doesn't need to exist

  • @only1icey611

    @only1icey611

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed brothaa👍👍

  • @gvidovaldmanis6377

    @gvidovaldmanis6377

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@only1icey611 jaws 2 is the best one

  • @oberfeldwebelhans7652

    @oberfeldwebelhans7652

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not to bother but I was the GODDAMN 69TH LIKE

  • @susieberthow4807

    @susieberthow4807

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seems to apply for many other medias nowadays 😂

  • @gvidovaldmanis6377

    @gvidovaldmanis6377

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@susieberthow4807 what medias?

  • @jhc18823
    @jhc188235 жыл бұрын

    Dennis Quaid said that Jaws 3D had the largest cocaine budget of any movie he ever did. Bless his heart.

  • @jasonreese2088

    @jasonreese2088

    4 жыл бұрын

    That explains why the movie sucks

  • @ethanhenard5888
    @ethanhenard58885 жыл бұрын

    Goddamn it I knew a baby shark reference would happen at least once in this series.

  • @saintniccage2818

    @saintniccage2818

    5 жыл бұрын

    The sharks mother, what the helllll do you mean the dammmm sharks mother.....best quote in whole film

  • @DemBigOlEyes

    @DemBigOlEyes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mother Sharker

  • @h2ochill

    @h2ochill

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @devastatheseeker9967

    @devastatheseeker9967

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Rodrigo Leija the most insulting part of that song is that the people who made it just rehash the same song and change the lyrics.

  • @themastera.z5418

    @themastera.z5418

    5 жыл бұрын

    Da.crap I am having YT 2018 rewind flashbacks!

  • @wellingtonsears818
    @wellingtonsears8183 жыл бұрын

    "Nephew" is a term of endearment in black communities like "cuz" or "brother". Japanese culture practice this as well. He wasn't actually his nephew

  • @UncleHyena

    @UncleHyena

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same down here in Africa except we call any elderly or respected woman figure as an Aunty or sometimes Tannie

  • @rosenoel

    @rosenoel

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a term of endearment in Hawaii too. Auntie/Uncle, Couz and Niece/Nephew.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer19983 жыл бұрын

    I love that “WhOoOaAaH” James does when talking about crappy 3D graphics

  • @Folicanis
    @Folicanis5 жыл бұрын

    I gain a little bit of life every time he says "3D, wwwwWWWooooAAAAaaOooooOoHHhh"

  • @Patwirk6969

    @Patwirk6969

    5 жыл бұрын

    It makes me laugh

  • @vanessasibauste7569

    @vanessasibauste7569

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol same, thought i was the only one

  • @McBadassish

    @McBadassish

    5 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is when he says he got the sedation juice into his mouth.

  • @fleabaguette9699

    @fleabaguette9699

    4 жыл бұрын

    I never got tired of it, it was hilarious every time

  • @fruze8478

    @fruze8478

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is a perfect description.

  • @Caverman1234
    @Caverman12344 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: my grandmother was an extra in the movie. She was walking in the background during one scene. She was at Sea World while they were filming and they asked her to walk around in the background with other people for a little bit.

  • @ionstriker9342

    @ionstriker9342

    4 жыл бұрын

    cool

  • @shy8291

    @shy8291

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @technoir2045

    @technoir2045

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@10ksubswithnovideoschallen27 why bruh 😠

  • @iz2235

    @iz2235

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cool!👍🏻

  • @timothyjones7337

    @timothyjones7337

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's actually cool my aunt was walking around in the scene from grown ups 2 when they where at the store.

  • @BernieSandersOfficial
    @BernieSandersOfficial3 жыл бұрын

    14:34 as bad as it looks, I like the concept of not being able to see the glass before the shark smashes through it

  • @ratch58
    @ratch583 жыл бұрын

    14:45 I want to believe that that scene is what gave TNA the inspiration for Shark Boy's character change from nautical themed cruiserweight to man pretending to be shark pretending to be Steve Austin.

  • @andrewkim9848
    @andrewkim98485 жыл бұрын

    I wasn’t paying attention and I thought the costume in the thumbnail was the actual shark

  • @impofstpete727

    @impofstpete727

    5 жыл бұрын

    Close enough.

  • @chaoticallyfrozenfruitanim6892

    @chaoticallyfrozenfruitanim6892

    5 жыл бұрын

    I woke up and saw that and thought it was the shark too XD

  • @gepostt

    @gepostt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Baby shark......yes

  • @IITheRealGaLaXyII

    @IITheRealGaLaXyII

    5 жыл бұрын

    You’re telling me it’s not?

  • @shalon8154

    @shalon8154

    5 жыл бұрын

    20k subs with 10 videos baby shark dodododododododododoo b

  • @josef6057
    @josef60575 жыл бұрын

    “Is it just me or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank” - James 2019

  • @TheFanciestHats

    @TheFanciestHats

    5 жыл бұрын

    “Go suck a fish head” -James 2019

  • @VOLTZ123

    @VOLTZ123

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bob Belcher Hey I just uploaded a video wanna check it out ☺️

  • @toniquealmond609

    @toniquealmond609

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep that grenade does look like a oxygen tank

  • @shayne6463

    @shayne6463

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@VOLTZ123 stop self promoting on every big comment it makes you look desperate

  • @bowanbrubaker4275

    @bowanbrubaker4275

    5 жыл бұрын

    Smile you son of a bi...

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints113 жыл бұрын

    Even Maneater, great game that I highly recommend, has it so that the player's shark can't go backwards, and it is a VIDEO GAME, something that pretty much exempts it from having it be realistic.

  • @tameflames

    @tameflames

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great game

  • @halloweenultrafan18t

    @halloweenultrafan18t

    2 жыл бұрын

    but you can have electrical power ups gotta add those little things in I guess

  • @miketrapper0464

    @miketrapper0464

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s such a great game, especially for those who miss the old jaws games which are all good and way better than this and the next movie

  • @horrorfanandy4647

    @horrorfanandy4647

    Жыл бұрын

    @@miketrapper0464 Absolutely! Jaws unleashed is a buggy unpolished mess in parts and I absolutely love it! Takes you back to a different era in gaming, and also captures the feel of the first 2 films really well somehow. Great game!

  • @miketrapper0464

    @miketrapper0464

    Жыл бұрын

    @@horrorfanandy4647 i mean that was an old game so it doesn’t entirely hold up but mostly it’s all just awesome

  • @SamM6599
    @SamM65993 жыл бұрын

    5:27 James: "Careful now, Kelly. Before you suck face, you might wanna make sure that dude's not your son from the future." Me: "That, or a shitty, anthropomorphic duck."

  • @spectroelectro3772

    @spectroelectro3772

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uh?

  • @tylervanpeursem7627

    @tylervanpeursem7627

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spectroelectro3772 could be referring to the Howard the duck movie

  • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

    @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, incest and beastiality, now that is bleach worthy.

  • @chasemorris5045
    @chasemorris50454 жыл бұрын

    I come back to this kill count more than any other one just because James sounds like he had so much fun making fun of this shitty movie

  • @The-ATF-shot-my-dog

    @The-ATF-shot-my-dog

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is fucking they didnt even try to fix it thay just said fuck it

  • @chucklebutt4470

    @chucklebutt4470

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@The-ATF-shot-my-dog I think you accidentally a word.

  • @The-ATF-shot-my-dog

    @The-ATF-shot-my-dog

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chucklebutt4470 yes I did

  • @frzt3371

    @frzt3371

    2 жыл бұрын

    Try "I'll always know what you did last summer" is so funny how much he hates it

  • @LogShaw1587

    @LogShaw1587

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chucklebutt4470 are you ok chucklenuts?

  • @DannyIAH
    @DannyIAH5 жыл бұрын

    14:40 "A Killer Great White is one thing, but now we're dealing with Stone Cold Steve Sharkstin? BAH GAWD!" This is why James is the best KZreadr ever. 😂😂

  • @nicolebriant98

    @nicolebriant98

    5 жыл бұрын

    TheIconicVigilante best horror kill count youtuber. Not the best youtuber on KZread though

  • @hogypogy1911

    @hogypogy1911

    5 жыл бұрын

    TheIconicVigilante yeah that broke me

  • @DannyIAH

    @DannyIAH

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nicolebriant98 We both have our opinions.

  • @kylermiller659

    @kylermiller659

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought dolphintervention was better

  • @forestgump2211

    @forestgump2211

    5 жыл бұрын

    THANK you, TheIconicVigilante! James *RULES* !

  • @sammcmc9888
    @sammcmc98883 жыл бұрын

    Imagine at the end of a horror movie, after the credits, James walks out and tells everyone the numbers.

  • @SuperSwordman1

    @SuperSwordman1

    3 ай бұрын

    Kind of a fun fact, if I was able to make a horror movie, I would legit approach James for a role.

  • @mikewaterman38
    @mikewaterman383 жыл бұрын

    If you look closely, you can see the chewed up body of the guy in the control room floating to the floor. The shark dropped him after not being able to swallow him due to Fitzroice already in her mouth. Actually a fine attention to detail all considered.

  • @georgewashington7533
    @georgewashington75334 жыл бұрын

    "fastest way to a woman's heart is with gladiator hands" -James 2019

  • @averybushy8452

    @averybushy8452

    4 жыл бұрын

    69th like

  • @7inthemorning770

    @7inthemorning770

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fasted way to a woman’s heart is through the 4th and 3rd ribs

  • @arbainmaulana9761

    @arbainmaulana9761

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@7inthemorning770 q

  • @rickardhallblom6820

    @rickardhallblom6820

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t Care: you are wrong its 2020

  • @Mcrclerk

    @Mcrclerk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can prove ,he is right

  • @Mickfly718
    @Mickfly7184 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen this garbage movie, but James’s 3D “whoas” are what keep bringing me back to this Kill Count.

  • @microwavedchicken4274

    @microwavedchicken4274

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait so you only watch kill counts of movies you already seen?

  • @courier6960

    @courier6960

    3 жыл бұрын

    I HAVE seen this movie, trust me it’s garbage

  • @microwavedchicken4274

    @microwavedchicken4274

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Blazarous. that's fair, I mostly watch ones when I know I won't watch the actual movie in my life

  • @BashfulBones

    @BashfulBones

    3 жыл бұрын

    My fingers smell like chicken

  • @oscardepaz1196

    @oscardepaz1196

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trust me, man. In my opinion, this is the worst of the jaws movies.

  • @1bollz924
    @1bollz9243 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else notice how bruised the dolphins were?

  • @LhommeMarrant

    @LhommeMarrant

    10 ай бұрын

    bruised ?

  • @galladesamurai2380
    @galladesamurai23803 жыл бұрын

    10:23 Every anime girl in existence is sweating profusely right now

  • @cadancedsnuts

    @cadancedsnuts

    2 жыл бұрын

    NO WHY 😭

  • @radium6637

    @radium6637

    2 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @FrancisHD

    @FrancisHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @bananenneus1540

    @bananenneus1540

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont get it

  • @Buzzbot-

    @Buzzbot-

    6 ай бұрын

    Good, you don't need to. God bless you hold on to the innocents you Still have.​@bananenneus1540

  • @maximushermanite
    @maximushermanite5 жыл бұрын

    “Hey is it just me, or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank to you?” “A whaaat?” 😂

  • @theawesome5871

    @theawesome5871

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think he should have done that.

  • @apersonandaperson

    @apersonandaperson

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maximus Hermanite how is that funny?

  • @alucard624

    @alucard624

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@apersonandaperson Watch the other Jaws kill count videos James has done. He uses that clip of the guy saying that in the first movie to comic effect a few times.

  • @DannDorito

    @DannDorito

    5 жыл бұрын

    What is this COMMENT "What is an a whaaat?"

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller75455 жыл бұрын

    1:25 That whale mascot costume is scarier than the actual shark,😂😂😂

  • @freeyourmind1529

    @freeyourmind1529

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me have nightmares because of scary shark man

  • @jenniferboyles2

    @jenniferboyles2

    5 жыл бұрын

    Y DOZ IT LUK SO STUPIT

  • @jaydenkhanlian2593

    @jaydenkhanlian2593

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol agree

  • @ricardohuante4729

    @ricardohuante4729

    5 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @aguyeatingapotato7315

    @aguyeatingapotato7315

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gabriel Cavins but it hasn’t even been a day

  • @SS4Xani
    @SS4Xani2 жыл бұрын

    You are correct, James, when you say sharks cannot - in point of fact - swim backwards. In reality, if you can manage to somehow drag a shark backwards, you will effectively drown it similarly to shooting water continuously up a human's nasal passageways so to speak.

  • @nickmacdermott396
    @nickmacdermott3963 жыл бұрын

    STONE COLD STEVE SHARKSTON KILLED ME OMG THE GLASS BREAKING I CANT BREATHE

  • @Aerialbot
    @Aerialbot5 жыл бұрын

    “... to provide some dolphinterference” - ok I laughed way more at that than I should probably admit!

  • @fatherofall7036

    @fatherofall7036

    5 жыл бұрын

    *_69th like_* *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • @tiedyedakman017
    @tiedyedakman0174 жыл бұрын

    Universal: let’s make another jaws The writers: no it’ll be dumb Universal: *DO IT DAMMIT*

  • @SevenBendy

    @SevenBendy

    4 жыл бұрын

    DANG YOU UNIVERSAL no threat to god’s universe

  • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090

    @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090

    4 жыл бұрын

    **Movie comes out and is poorly received.** Universal: wow that was dumb..... The writers: no way really? 😒

  • @alberthodges2091

    @alberthodges2091

    3 жыл бұрын

    universal: i am universal the writers: ok

  • @au7923

    @au7923

    3 жыл бұрын

    Universal: lets make another one Writers: IT'S GONNA BE WORSE Universal: *better shut the fuck up and do it* Writers: ok

  • @HuneeBruh

    @HuneeBruh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 universal: why did you guys make such a bad movie?! Writers: *excuse me what*

  • @brandonleague3641
    @brandonleague36413 жыл бұрын

    The scene where the corpse floats up into the window SCARED THE SHIT out of me as a kid.

  • @TSP107
    @TSP1073 жыл бұрын

    Why does this look older than jaws 1 and 2

  • @chuzzlingchuzzler
    @chuzzlingchuzzler5 жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail of this video was scarier then anything in the movie.

  • @donutdog5326

    @donutdog5326

    5 жыл бұрын

    When I looked at the thumbnail I thought for a second that guy in that costume was gonna be the killer shark. 😂

  • @mattmpp4695

    @mattmpp4695

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Donut Dog Same

  • @springfrappe8778

    @springfrappe8778

    5 жыл бұрын

    I honestly thought it was a joke at first

  • @orlandolmao6794

    @orlandolmao6794

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactlyyyyy

  • @greippi4563

    @greippi4563

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah😱

  • @willhewitt1250
    @willhewitt12505 жыл бұрын

    Original jaws looks down from shark heaven in disgust and confusion

  • @axelnilsson5124

    @axelnilsson5124

    5 жыл бұрын

    “Bruce” the shark: why did they redo my incident with my killer and in a water park?

  • @oliverm7138
    @oliverm71383 жыл бұрын

    "You got that good shit man? That kush coral?" James is up there with the greats-like the ones in Whorton hears a who.

  • @mr.lightzplease9366
    @mr.lightzplease93663 жыл бұрын

    I love the overly sarcastic “wwwooooaaaahhhhh” when he said the 3-D leg is coming at us

  • @alexiasrei3594
    @alexiasrei35945 жыл бұрын

    "The shark we just watched die was a baby shark?" *sadly sings doo do do do doo* I laughed so hard at that

  • @theoctopus5308
    @theoctopus53085 жыл бұрын

    He protecc He attacc But most importantly, he count shark snacc

  • @isawacowmoo3255

    @isawacowmoo3255

    5 жыл бұрын

    Weeeeeee

  • @Kevin-dq5in

    @Kevin-dq5in

    3 жыл бұрын

    This makes me want to dodo batter in my pant

  • @bradleyswissman
    @bradleyswissman2 жыл бұрын

    Having binge-watched so many of these kill counts in the past week, my absolute favorite thing is when James does a silly “whohoho” whenever we see a stupid 3D effect. Never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂😂

  • @KentuckyKaiju
    @KentuckyKaiju9 ай бұрын

    I love how many Sealab 2021 references you manage to fit into this. Such an underrated show

  • @boxfox3555
    @boxfox35554 жыл бұрын

    "Does that mean the captive shark we just saw die was a baby shark?" *sad doot do da doot ta doo*

  • @creamegggameslol8084

    @creamegggameslol8084

    4 жыл бұрын

    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ DONT DO THAT

  • @LittleBunniFuFu

    @LittleBunniFuFu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im Lego Yoda I agree please don’t

  • @tsarbombawithinternetconne875

    @tsarbombawithinternetconne875

    4 жыл бұрын

    *PINKFONG INTENSIFIES*

  • @faz0ulz

    @faz0ulz

    3 жыл бұрын

    I rather get eaten by a shark than see another cringe Furry like you...

  • @Kitty-ion

    @Kitty-ion

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@faz0ulz why?

  • @dolfanchambers84
    @dolfanchambers845 жыл бұрын

    One of the most offensive parts of this movie - that I’m only noticing thanks to you pointing it out - is that it takes place in land-locked Orlando with a gate to the open ocean. I had always assumed it was Sea World San Diego.

  • @kenbopgaming4792

    @kenbopgaming4792

    5 жыл бұрын

    dolfanchambers84 same

  • @DepressedMicaiahASMR

    @DepressedMicaiahASMR

    5 жыл бұрын

    That is cursed

  • @MrSkerpentine

    @MrSkerpentine

    25 күн бұрын

    Maybe that tube connecting it is just *reeeaaally* long

  • @crewposterandfootballer6136
    @crewposterandfootballer61363 жыл бұрын

    14:28 world class editing looks so real

  • @randomguycommentingonthisy4195
    @randomguycommentingonthisy41952 жыл бұрын

    12:32 Just mentioning this randomly but in real life titanic passengers weren't locked up behind gates, there was almost no discrimination against them but because there was more chaos in the third class compartment most of them were unable to get to the deck before it was too late

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793.5 жыл бұрын

    It almost seems the victims were the lucky ones in this movie since they got to leave it early.

  • @adamprepelic8350

    @adamprepelic8350

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @pebbleyt1357

    @pebbleyt1357

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @naenaemister5048

    @naenaemister5048

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kyle Collins one day ago but says it this video is less then 7 minutes old

  • @noeldagones3837

    @noeldagones3837

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@naenaemister5048 patreon

  • @imRileyP

    @imRileyP

    5 жыл бұрын

    Scp boi o same

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed5 жыл бұрын

    Omg Bruce is at Sea World! Now he can finally... fight... They didn't have a Shamu fight...

  • @venturianfan

    @venturianfan

    5 жыл бұрын

    tails can you tell us why you are always disappointed with anything I do

  • @the-god-uchiha3008

    @the-god-uchiha3008

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s not Bruce, Bruce is dead

  • @ashenone3883

    @ashenone3883

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws unleashed ps2 game my friend

  • @hersonz767

    @hersonz767

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions charmx

  • @adrianlanda7206

    @adrianlanda7206

    5 жыл бұрын

    Do you watch 8 bit Ryan because I think I saw you in the comments section

  • @toomberrebmoot9244
    @toomberrebmoot92442 жыл бұрын

    13:44 now you could say that this instance of the shark "swimming backwards" was her using the current from the pipe as assistance, but every other instance of her doing this says otherwise.

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio37192 жыл бұрын

    the stone cold steve sharkstin always gets me

  • @ecaboots
    @ecaboots4 жыл бұрын

    Correct: sharks cannot swim backwards, and would kinda “drown” themselves if they did. In fact, sharks can’t even breathe if they aren’t constantly moving forward :/

  • @MintySweetea

    @MintySweetea

    4 жыл бұрын

    so basically they just had to immobilize it long enough for it to suffocate

  • @lemonzest905

    @lemonzest905

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MintySweetea basically lmao

  • @slyravenclaw6355

    @slyravenclaw6355

    4 жыл бұрын

    other than nurse sharks yeah

  • @themanformerlyknownascomme777

    @themanformerlyknownascomme777

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's only certain types of sharks which the great white is amoung

  • @xenodragonlord6007

    @xenodragonlord6007

    4 жыл бұрын

    It really depends on the species of shark. Some can sit in place for long periods of time.

  • @juggernautyt1508
    @juggernautyt15085 жыл бұрын

    "Now we are dealing with stone Cold Steve sharkston!" - James 2019

  • @badreligion1231

    @badreligion1231

    5 жыл бұрын

    BY GAWD IT'S SHARKSTON

  • @KitsuneRokaku

    @KitsuneRokaku

    5 жыл бұрын

    "'Cause that's the bottom line..."

  • @nyosrevenge7332

    @nyosrevenge7332

    5 жыл бұрын

    Every one give me a shark yeah

  • @rubenleuchtman4207

    @rubenleuchtman4207

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like it

  • @brendanforester4601

    @brendanforester4601

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nyosrevenge7332 Shark yeah!

  • @anthyatt6904
    @anthyatt6904 Жыл бұрын

    I love the way the shark stops when it breaks the glass to the control room. Hyper realism.

  • @solomongrundy1618
    @solomongrundy16183 жыл бұрын

    14:47 thanks James now I'm gonna hear Steve Austin's music every time I watch that scene

  • @FreddyMillz
    @FreddyMillz5 жыл бұрын

    I almost shit myself laughing at Stone Cold Steve Shark-ston!!! "BY GOD!!!"

  • @kniffeprtyy

    @kniffeprtyy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Freddy Millz same 😂😂😂

  • @B_bang22

    @B_bang22

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its all fun and games til the shark starts drinking beer

  • @senorbusyman

    @senorbusyman

    5 жыл бұрын

    same. i freaked out when i heard that glass break

  • @FreddyMillz

    @FreddyMillz

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@B_bang22 "When you hear the glass...thats your ass!"

  • @jonasmcnordin9624
    @jonasmcnordin96245 жыл бұрын

    11:29 man this was so funny, I don't care who you are

  • @fidelgarcia2224

    @fidelgarcia2224

    5 жыл бұрын

    But what if I was the momma shark?

  • @buttonscasper

    @buttonscasper

    5 жыл бұрын

    BABY SHARK

  • @carbon4454

    @carbon4454

    5 жыл бұрын

    It made me want to blow my fucking brains out, not laugh

  • @landonhagan450

    @landonhagan450

    5 жыл бұрын

    What was it a reference to?

  • @DaJokur

    @DaJokur

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed harder then I should have

  • @powercat8293
    @powercat82933 жыл бұрын

    "we do our shark research.." james: you did not do your research

  • @robot6278
    @robot627811 ай бұрын

    “What research, what homework no it isn’t” 4 years later and I still die of laughter from it every time

  • @TheHorrorGeek
    @TheHorrorGeek5 жыл бұрын

    Stone Cold Steve Sharkston...still laughing about that. This might be your greatest script ever.

  • @leeroycruz9946

    @leeroycruz9946

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stone cold by gawd

  • @dakidd6112

    @dakidd6112

    5 жыл бұрын

    I had to rewind it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joseroblox-be3uq

    @joseroblox-be3uq

    5 жыл бұрын

    theres nothing i want to see more than the shark giving someone a stunner

  • @TheHorrorGeek

    @TheHorrorGeek

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@joseroblox-be3uq I would pay good money to see this.

  • @TheFunniBaconMan
    @TheFunniBaconMan4 жыл бұрын

    You know, if one of my bosses yelled "No overtime!" while riding away on a jetski, tbh I wouldn't even be mad.

  • @josephsanderson8488

    @josephsanderson8488

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahha fr fr

  • @MelonieDaniels-mr3qb

    @MelonieDaniels-mr3qb

    14 күн бұрын

    I thought he said go overime

  • @MelonieDaniels-mr3qb

    @MelonieDaniels-mr3qb

    14 күн бұрын

    ‘Overtime’

  • @StandBySky
    @StandBySky2 жыл бұрын

    A few months ago I actually went to a place in Florida called discovery cove and that was where I actually got to swim with the dolphin Capricorn! It was pretty fun to learn that he’s over 50 years old and that he starred in a jaws movie!

  • @bo2720
    @bo27203 жыл бұрын

    07:50 lol loved that NO.

  • @lynniew1353
    @lynniew13535 жыл бұрын

    “That’s a 3D severed arm coming at us!” *”WaAaOoOoO!”* “A spooky 3D skeleton hand!” *”WaAaOoOoO!”* “3D sedative!” *”WaAaOoO- Gross.”*

  • @slanted4918

    @slanted4918

    5 жыл бұрын

    “I’m a 3D captive mammal!” “WaAAooOo!”

  • @victorudoh2095

    @victorudoh2095

    4 жыл бұрын

    That waaaoooo made me laugh more than I should 🤣🤣

  • @Sus_Miser
    @Sus_Miser5 жыл бұрын

    Jaws: I’m so good! Jaws 2: I’m so good Jaws 3D: I’m so- James: NOOO GET BACK GET BACK!

  • @nicktechnubyte1184

    @nicktechnubyte1184

    5 жыл бұрын

    BAT CERV and don’t get me started on jaws the revenge!

  • @ricsonsison2321

    @ricsonsison2321

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bruce the shark is the only named in jaws movie

  • @PL-kk4oe

    @PL-kk4oe

    5 жыл бұрын

    It don't feel so good

  • @kyle.m8451

    @kyle.m8451

    5 жыл бұрын

    “You are the silent killer, go back to the annex!”

  • @ricardo6156
    @ricardo61563 жыл бұрын

    3:25 I was waiting for "that's nice" in this part of the video😂

  • @ceepthemaker101
    @ceepthemaker1013 жыл бұрын

    i love how james' camera has better quality than the movie

  • @kylewelch2146
    @kylewelch21464 жыл бұрын

    “a series of tubes, much like the internet.” this guy gets it. it’s not a big truck.

  • @rainboss6296

    @rainboss6296

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, not something you can just dump stuff on

  • @ApatheticBeaver

    @ApatheticBeaver

    4 жыл бұрын

    pyro references be like

  • @reddeaddude2187

    @reddeaddude2187

    4 жыл бұрын

    ASOT!

  • @showbizle

    @showbizle

    3 жыл бұрын

    top 10 tv head moments of 2020

  • @UltraNyan

    @UltraNyan

    3 жыл бұрын

    ok boomer

  • @oneuptop5371
    @oneuptop53715 жыл бұрын

    11:29... “was the shark that just died a baby shark?dooodooodooo” 😂😂I’m dying

  • @milanbeerepoot4260

    @milanbeerepoot4260

    5 жыл бұрын

    If that joke was in rewind 2018 It would have become like 3% better Wich is a lot by rewind 2018 standards

  • @carbon4454

    @carbon4454

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha soooooooooooooo fucking fuuuuunnny funny, it makes me want to slit my wrists with a rusty spoon

  • @daleanmonster4218

    @daleanmonster4218

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fionn Ó Faoláin woah calm down edge lord

  • @carbon4454

    @carbon4454

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Tony Mc and more 7878 What are you five?

  • @dantheman6888

    @dantheman6888

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't it a nurse shark

  • @1971Corwin
    @1971Corwin3 жыл бұрын

    I know that objectively this movie isn't good, but I saw it when i was 12 and my memories of it are pretty fond. I remember Fitzroyce's death scene particularly vividly.

  • @finchiepoo
    @finchiepoo3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: I swam with those dolphins when I went to Discovery Cove. It was pretty awesome.

  • @bvellaz
    @bvellaz5 жыл бұрын

    "the evidence of seaworlds neglectance was around 30 years before blackflish" lmao *preach*

  • @geddoe316

    @geddoe316

    5 жыл бұрын

    *rolls eyes* always something

  • @montanna9546

    @montanna9546

    5 жыл бұрын

    Blackfish is fucked up lol

  • @Beatbod

    @Beatbod

    5 жыл бұрын

    geddoe316 what’s that supposed to mean

  • @lucas5214
    @lucas52145 жыл бұрын

    I found this channel maybe 3 weeks ago and I've already watched every kill count, love this channel

  • @OnTheSpaceship0001

    @OnTheSpaceship0001

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lucas Arellano when I found him I did the same thing

  • @ParagonBubble

    @ParagonBubble

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lucas Arellano me too!

  • @sorrytosaythismanbut6552

    @sorrytosaythismanbut6552

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have been here since Friday the 13th kill count but welcome :)

  • @Rose-tj3eu

    @Rose-tj3eu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lucas Arellano sameee

  • @kaiasmiles6850

    @kaiasmiles6850

    5 жыл бұрын

    same lol

  • @randyhernandez515
    @randyhernandez5153 жыл бұрын

    15:33 "Oh no, i'm going to die in 3d, WHOAAA"

  • @bernebelmont1857
    @bernebelmont18573 жыл бұрын

    wait so "connected to the open ocean" Sea World is in Orlando in central Florida, miles from any major body water (like a 2-3 hour drive?) and this movie acts like it's right on the Atlantic but like, theres no way a shark could swim into the park geographically it makes no sense

  • @eddixon2015

    @eddixon2015

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well did you ever consider the possibility that maybe the shark hitchhiked to Orlando?

  • @TylersVersion_

    @TylersVersion_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eddixon2015 this is gold 😂💀

  • @magdelenarozich4229

    @magdelenarozich4229

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. They picked the most inland part of Florida and were like “yeah mans swam 100+ miles in a tube” LIKE THATS NOT HOW SHARKS WORK. I don’t understand why they didn’t go with MarineLand, which is right on the coast, if they’re so desperate for a theme park jaws film

  • @jessicamclaughlin4636
    @jessicamclaughlin46365 жыл бұрын

    Dude you're killing it with your commentary I am sitting here crying as I listen xD

  • @ravenbloom6732

    @ravenbloom6732

    5 жыл бұрын

    Put the movie on the Kill Count, haha.

  • @agentcorgi7300
    @agentcorgi73005 жыл бұрын

    Me: "Gotta get up, got stuff to do". James: (Uploads Jaws 3D Kill Count) Me: "I got 20 minutes"

  • @sophief.185

    @sophief.185

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂 me too

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic213 жыл бұрын

    I like that the ad break occurs just after the “GOVNA” clips.

  • @L0ckett07
    @L0ckett073 жыл бұрын

    the only thing keeping me alive are James' "wOAoaOh"s 😂

  • @nagoliscool
    @nagoliscool4 жыл бұрын

    It's not a robot uprising we need to worry about. It's the *D O L P H I N U P R I S I N G*

  • @DacStudiosEntertainment

    @DacStudiosEntertainment

    4 жыл бұрын

    FadedScars what’s scarier is that there’s dolphins in minecraft

  • @PinkGoldAbby

    @PinkGoldAbby

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DacStudiosEntertainment They're taking over our video games.

  • @Capri_00

    @Capri_00

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wasn’t that a Simpsons episode?

  • @playerknownasmousecop

    @playerknownasmousecop

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is this a Generation Tech reference?

  • @Nighlocktheawesome00

    @Nighlocktheawesome00

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, it's the apes we need to worry about.

  • @eliterecruit59
    @eliterecruit595 жыл бұрын

    The fastest way to a woman’s heart is gladiator HANDS? Damn, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Thanks man! Edit: If you were wondering, I’ve been using the splashy grab ass... Hasn’t been working out...

  • @MrWorldWideCrusader

    @MrWorldWideCrusader

    5 жыл бұрын

    137 likes and no comments. Don't mind me.

  • @babydaddycooler4889

    @babydaddycooler4889

    5 жыл бұрын

    XxPrototypeBeast35xX yeah someone had to do it...

  • @rtycoffee5288

    @rtycoffee5288

    5 жыл бұрын

    Vizen Senju I agree

  • @axelnilsson5124

    @axelnilsson5124

    5 жыл бұрын

    Then I will avoid that game

  • @gameender9839

    @gameender9839

    5 жыл бұрын

    *10 people gave this a yeah.*

  • @gutsybear
    @gutsybear3 жыл бұрын

    I've kinda taken the whole 'whoOoOoOo' thing and use it whenever my daughter loses her balance or trips. She finds it pretty hilarious 😁

  • @1bollz924
    @1bollz9243 жыл бұрын

    The only thing I really remember about this movie was the scene where Kathryn and Mike are moving around the shark, right after it was tranquilized, and Kathryn says something like "This is the first time you've worked with me." To Mike. So he responds "It's thrilling." and then for some reason he grunts. It was just really weird for the scenario.

  • @matthewfloyd2195
    @matthewfloyd21955 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to joke that Jaws 3D did more damage to SeaWorld's reputation than Blackfish did, but that'd be giving Jaws 3D's legacy way too much credit.

  • @bigthickmanmeat1443
    @bigthickmanmeat14435 жыл бұрын

    I knew James was going to make Back To The Future reference the second I saw Marty's mum

  • @OfficerFriendly2006

    @OfficerFriendly2006

    5 жыл бұрын

    oh. that's who it was.

  • @xposir2807
    @xposir28073 жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail was scarier than anything he’s covered

  • @florptytoo
    @florptytoo Жыл бұрын

    Boring fact: this was the first movie I ever "saw" in theaters. My mom wanted to see it. I had just turned two years old. She had no babysitter and she was worried I might cry at some point and ruin it, but she took me along anyway. I fell asleep immediately and slept through the whole thing.

  • @nou-oh8ty
    @nou-oh8ty5 жыл бұрын

    Why did I think the thumbnail pic was a sock puppet? Edit: I’m am fully aware that it’s a mascot-

  • @archie.8950

    @archie.8950

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was a really crappy shark when I saw it

  • @user-dn9vr3oi1l

    @user-dn9vr3oi1l

    5 жыл бұрын

    no u Ö

  • @saymone962

    @saymone962

    5 жыл бұрын

    Whats was it anyway?

  • @danielschyttelvik6104

    @danielschyttelvik6104

    5 жыл бұрын

    wait, isn't it? lmao, sorry for being stupid

  • @foolishsailor1934

    @foolishsailor1934

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@saymone962 its a (crapy😂) mascot of shamu

  • @BisexualG00SE
    @BisexualG00SE3 жыл бұрын

    10:38 fun fact, everytime a Great White has been held in captivity it has died within a few weeks because they get depressed

  • @ultimapower6950

    @ultimapower6950

    3 жыл бұрын

    And that is why osha would murder this movie

  • @xBloodxFangx

    @xBloodxFangx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sharks do not feel feelings like humans, they do not get depressed. The reason the great white died in captivity is cause they need to be swimming at a certain speed in vast open ocean and doing so constantly to breath, and no aquarium or marine park has a space big enough for a great white to be swimming fast enough and for long enough with out needing to turn to keep breathing.

  • @sapnaabbasi4864

    @sapnaabbasi4864

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats Not a Fun fact all at

  • @douglasbubbletrousers4763

    @douglasbubbletrousers4763

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xBloodxFangx I’m pretty sure sharks drowning if they stop moving is just an internet myth. They can pump water through their gills themselves

  • @mickellis925

    @mickellis925

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@douglasbubbletrousers4763 are you actually serious

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix19763 жыл бұрын

    "GUV'NOR! GUV'NOR!!" Oh, is that's what he's saying....never could make that out. Thanks, James.

  • @joystickthesentientpc7787
    @joystickthesentientpc77873 жыл бұрын

    I love that the movie has to remind us like every 5 minutes that it’s 3D.

  • @randomkidonyoutube2507
    @randomkidonyoutube25075 жыл бұрын

    Who Else Saw The Picture And Thought It Was A Mistake? I Thought It Was Gonna be A Puppet Show Weird

  • @mrsquishy1561

    @mrsquishy1561

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too, I thought he was gonna recreate the movie using puppets to mock youtubes copyright system

  • @therustedshank9995

    @therustedshank9995

    5 жыл бұрын

    At first, I legit thought that was the shark prop they were gonna use in the movie.

  • @bersan6445
    @bersan64455 жыл бұрын

    Anything: Exists James: That looks like an air tank

  • @lifaf7953

    @lifaf7953

    5 жыл бұрын

    a whaaaat?

  • @brianperdue9450
    @brianperdue94502 жыл бұрын

    My dad worked on this movie when they were filming it at SeaWorld, he was and still is a maintenance man there

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP3 жыл бұрын

    I was in 3rd grade back in 99 when I fell in love with Jaws. I made my mom take me to blockbuster and rent all the sequels and I watched them all in a weekend. This one actually gave me my first jump scare! 🤣

  • @bimmylee1744
    @bimmylee17443 жыл бұрын

    “The shark still looks fake” -Marty McFly 2015

  • @La2yAJ

    @La2yAJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guy gets it!

  • @radium6637

    @radium6637

    2 жыл бұрын

    and he ain’t wrong

  • @jbvader721

    @jbvader721

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, it still looks better than Sharknado.

  • @BogeyZero
    @BogeyZero5 жыл бұрын

    "Nephew" is often used as a term of endearment towards a younger male. Sorta like "bro." Heard it a lot growing up around a black community.

  • @stevenedwards891
    @stevenedwards8912 жыл бұрын

    Hey there is a “Let’s blow this pop stand” cut scene!! 😂😂😂😂. I love it

  • @hassanal-idani2792
    @hassanal-idani27923 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing about the scene were he says to kill the shark is actually really ironic do to the fact that they are at SEA WORLD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 8:11

  • @sethw2825
    @sethw28255 жыл бұрын

    Can we get a video of your crew and the process of making a kill count? Edit: I know there’s live-streams but I want a video showing the process in more detail and crew instead of watching the live-streams It’s more of a opinion than anything else

  • @zoeymargiela

    @zoeymargiela

    5 жыл бұрын

    He does livestreams of him editing the kill counts

  • @gghostt4227

    @gghostt4227

    5 жыл бұрын

    Subzero Fire he has editing live-streams

  • @Thespiritmusic674

    @Thespiritmusic674

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even better the crew hosting the kill count

  • @Nikkox-jx4vn

    @Nikkox-jx4vn

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Mimicking Show right he should do a kill count with everybody in the video

  • @ketomine.

    @ketomine.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Subzero Fire crew? I thought it was just him and Chelsea bruh

  • @faizunasyraff3719
    @faizunasyraff37195 жыл бұрын

    *sees title* Me: ahhh yes another jaws kill count *sees thumbnail* Me: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT? (edit) no one saw anything

  • @brooksblakeley8038

    @brooksblakeley8038

    5 жыл бұрын

    My man called it a dead count. Lol

  • @faizunasyraff3719

    @faizunasyraff3719

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@brooksblakeley8038 shush. Just realized it. Let it be....Let it be....

  • @colm1983

    @colm1983

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me when I saw the thumbnail: dafaq is *Dat?*

  • @Honey_Bunny42069

    @Honey_Bunny42069

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was like wtf aswell

  • @BubblyFemboy

    @BubblyFemboy

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@faizunasyraff3719 *Dead count*

  • @falldownpit
    @falldownpit Жыл бұрын

    My guess, the corral thieves were there on behalf of "Phil's aquarium supplies". He saw some good looking corral in the lagoon, asked two guys if they wanted some extra money. Wasn't even rare corral, it was nice looking and might sell well with a new aquarium.

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