JAP Battle (EXPLICIT) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Written by Zach Sherwin
Additional writers: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel Bloom
Starring Rachel Bloom and Rachel Grate
"JAP Battle" Explicit
Audra Levine:
This is real deep beef from way
Back in the past. Deeper than I'll
Put a foot up in the crack of your
Ass.
Come on, let's do this. Your
Little pals can witness how
Vicious this Westchester alpha
Bitch is. I'm straight up malicious.
A verbal curb stomper. Since we
Were toddlers, I've studied every
Chink in your armor, and between
Your folks' divorce and that haircut
On ya I'm really not sure which one's
The Bigger Shondeh.
Rebecca:
That means "disgrace." I'm translating
For the Goys. Our life lines have
Been parallel like corduroys.
But no we'll see whose bars will
Prevail in this beef of two hard-as-nails
Shebrews from Scarsdale!
Audra Levine:
We've got a conflict of interest.
Rebecca:
I'm about to give Levine the
Business.
Audra Levine:
Spttin' venomous hate --
Rebecca:
Penetratin' her defenses --
Audra Levin & Rebecca:
It's a JAP Battle.
Darryl:
A what?
New York Lawyers:
A Jewish American Princess...
Audra Levine:
Rap battle.
Darryl, Paula, & Josh:
Daughters of privilege...
Audra Levine:
Spittin' mad flow.
New York Lawyers:
Find that term offensive?
Audra Levine:
Too bad, yo!
Audra Levine & Rebecca:
Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap.
Rebecca:
Look: academically, you could
Never catch me. You were close,
But no match scholastically. No
How no way. I put the "O.G" in
"5.0 GPA."
Audra Levine:
Well speaking of which, are
You AP graded? 'Cause these days,
You look a bit heavily weighted.
And all your book-crackin' don't
Make up for the fact that I'm
Strapped with that killer instinct
That you lack. Sweetheart, here's
What you're not understanding:
I'm street smart.
Rebecca:
You mean 'cause you minored
In urban planning? Bitch, I know
You, that tough act's a bluff.
So sheket bevaka shut the fuck
Up!
Audra Levine:
Your temper! You lost it! Aw!
Cute! Like you're gonna lose
This lawsuit. But here's one
Category where you no rival:
Blowing frat guys with your
A.E. Pi-Hole!
Rebecca:
And I banged your hedge-fund
Manager Fiance! Back in college
Over Winter holidays. Bathroom
Stall at the Matzo Ball and Honestly?
I gotta say: Really not hot all. Small dick,
Rotten lay.
Darryl, Paula, & Josh:
This is...
Rebecca:
A JAP battle.
New York Lawyers:
Bane of my existence...
Rebecca:
You're an asshole!
Audra Levine:
From Golden's Bridge...
Rebecca:
To North Castle.
Audra Levin & Rebecca:
Wipe you off the map in this
JAP battle rap.
Audra Levine:
Bunch, you're a curse, you're a
Blight, we were frenemies at first
Spite. Think your verse is tight?
Then you're trippin' like birthright.
I'll wipe the mirth right off your
Fugly mug and fill you full of slugs
Like a straight up thug!
Rebecca:
Uh, that word is racist. Someone
Oughta tell you. Like me! I belong
To the ACLU.
Audra Levine:
Spare me. I'm a card-carrying
Member. Plus I spent a semester
In Kenya, remember?
Rebecca:
Well, I volunteered in Ghana.
Audra Levine:
Well I guess that makes us equal.
Rebecca:
Well it's settled then:
Audra Levine & Rebecca:
We're both cool with black people.
Audra Levine:
'Cause we're liberals.
Rebecca:
Duh! Progressive as hell.
Audra Levine & Rebecca:
Though of course I support
Israel.
Rebecca:
Audra. Wait. We share so many
Traits. Should we shake hands
And erase the hate created by
Our mothers pitting us against
Each other for accolades and
Grades? We were egged on like
Seder plates!
Audra Levine:
Nah. In summation, you left
New York for this fuckin' shtetl.
And now you're like "oh Audra,
Let's settle." You wanna get salty
Like the dead sea? Word. But call off
This suit, or you're dead see, word.

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  • @ludgatedwyer6813
    @ludgatedwyer68138 жыл бұрын

    She looks like the girl from Bee Movie

  • @Deadaccount741

    @Deadaccount741

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol she does

  • @beymota4205

    @beymota4205

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was abt to comment that

  • @bandarraya3716

    @bandarraya3716

    7 жыл бұрын

    ludgate dwyer mn

  • @ALu-nq8rf

    @ALu-nq8rf

    7 жыл бұрын

    I guess Audra's next case is Barry B. Benson vs. the human race.

  • @karmalotus22

    @karmalotus22

    7 жыл бұрын

    ludgate dwyer So glad Im not the only one who realized shes Vanessa

  • @hezekiahpabico2688
    @hezekiahpabico26888 жыл бұрын

    "I put the "O.G" in 5.0 GPA." that line is pure genius

  • @kristinekristensen9469

    @kristinekristensen9469

    8 жыл бұрын

    I had to look up the meaning of the GPA-scale to get it, but yeah, it actually is really clever!

  • @lia246

    @lia246

    8 жыл бұрын

    can we (non-american viewers) get an explanation for this joke? :)

  • @kristinekristensen9469

    @kristinekristensen9469

    8 жыл бұрын

    The GPA-scale stands for Grade Point Average. Getting a 4.0 on the GPA-scale means your average is A. Sometimes it's possible to get a GPA of 5.0 if you're taking high level classes. That's how I understood it. The other part, 'OG', means Original Gangster.

  • @lia246

    @lia246

    8 жыл бұрын

    Kristine Kristensen thank you!

  • @Leishafan1985

    @Leishafan1985

    7 жыл бұрын

    Agreed my fave line xx

  • @Stewfree
    @Stewfree8 жыл бұрын

    The unsung heroes are Darryl doing his best middle-aged white guy gangster dance, and the lawyer on the left who's always making a weird face

  • @renskedunnewold1995

    @renskedunnewold1995

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now I have to watch it again to look at the lawyer on the left!

  • @onigiria7791

    @onigiria7791

    5 жыл бұрын

    The lawyer on the right got my attention too! 😄 They're all amazing artists!

  • @julietblue1240

    @julietblue1240

    5 жыл бұрын

    Curt Mega!

  • @Rebecca-bk9bd

    @Rebecca-bk9bd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joanna Duwel iTs A mUsIcAl AbOuT sPiEs

  • @margaritam.9118

    @margaritam.9118

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s white dad culture, let him be 😭

  • @DaddyHaxTV
    @DaddyHaxTV5 жыл бұрын

    The last line that rhymes "Dead Sea, word" and "dead, c-word" is brilliant.

  • @KJ-vu8wi

    @KJ-vu8wi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Hess ok sand here i was thinking it was "you're dead, see. Word!"

  • @SilentCriticism
    @SilentCriticism7 жыл бұрын

    Audra has the same hair and is wearing the same outfit Rebecca was during the first episode.

  • @krislanc1239

    @krislanc1239

    7 жыл бұрын

    holly fuck that's a juicy detail I didn't catch

  • @Alicia19652

    @Alicia19652

    7 жыл бұрын

    In the show they even did a flashback to the first episode when she was dressed like that.

  • @Augustchica814

    @Augustchica814

    6 жыл бұрын

    It shows how much Rebecca has transitioned since she moved to California.

  • @lygophilia4127

    @lygophilia4127

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, they comment on it in the episode. I can't remember who says it offhand or the exact wording, but it was something like "Hey, she looks like you used to."

  • @cestlavi

    @cestlavi

    6 жыл бұрын

    They even adress this at the show dont they? I dont remember how exactly

  • @LiamRichie825
    @LiamRichie8257 жыл бұрын

    I've always wondered why Rebecca didn't include a line about how Audra only got the promotion because she passed on it.

  • @janetsimon6866

    @janetsimon6866

    7 жыл бұрын

    OCswimKim3 Political message durning election!

  • @rae2672

    @rae2672

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because if she did then everyone would know that she lied about why she was in west covina

  • @charlieflynn3024

    @charlieflynn3024

    6 жыл бұрын

    C. Powell But didn't they already know that she moved because she was unhappy?

  • @professorhubris9778

    @professorhubris9778

    5 жыл бұрын

    This was after her secret was exposed on the party bus. She made it very clear that she was unhappy and she had no life because she was consumed by her job. Even if she passed over 500k, I think her half-truth of an excuse aligns with that fact. It would be expected of a former workaholic.

  • @allature

    @allature

    5 жыл бұрын

    Coz' she lacks that killer instinct

  • @elizabethburke3861
    @elizabethburke38615 жыл бұрын

    Why didn't they just call this "Jew Jitsu"?

  • @Ben-yj8ye

    @Ben-yj8ye

    5 жыл бұрын

    groan

  • @javihernandez8267

    @javihernandez8267

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know this was two years ago but GENIUS

  • @mollyzeff6535

    @mollyzeff6535

    3 жыл бұрын

    PRICELESS

  • @andresuzart2766

    @andresuzart2766

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ge-nius

  • @garyesajas

    @garyesajas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jew Fu ? I'll just show myself out.....

  • @GrizzleyBruin
    @GrizzleyBruin8 жыл бұрын

    Rachel needs to do Epic Rap Battles of History.

  • @ellenmayo2233

    @ellenmayo2233

    8 жыл бұрын

    +GrizzleyBruin Maybe, when Zach co-wrote this.. If they will really do Jane Austen vs J.K. Rowling, they could use her.

  • @thecooler22

    @thecooler22

    8 жыл бұрын

    Suzanne Collins Vs Veronica Roth and then Ray Bradbury comes in at the end to burn them at 451f... Mic drop...

  • @ladytremere

    @ladytremere

    8 жыл бұрын

    Or Princess Rap Battles. I like those a little better, but there aren't as many.

  • @ellenmayo2233

    @ellenmayo2233

    8 жыл бұрын

    ladytremere Princess Rap Battles.. just ERB rip-off

  • @09yulstube

    @09yulstube

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't that burn come from Koushun Takami given the specific themes in those books? I mean, I love Ray Bradbury as much as the next gal but it seems that it wouldn't be as much of a fair comparison regarding genres. Maybe a tiny zing from Stephen King mentioning Schwarzenegger?

  • @nbkw48
    @nbkw488 жыл бұрын

    The rival blue girl (Audrey Levine)'s mannerisms and hand gestures are absolutely amazing. Super hilarious!

  • @melischang

    @melischang

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Pantsare Di Enemy Yesss! She's fierce as hell. I was distracted by fierce she was!

  • @AkashRamesh8

    @AkashRamesh8

    8 жыл бұрын

    She is Rachel and she Is a awesome -:D

  • @Xxmilkshake202xX

    @Xxmilkshake202xX

    7 жыл бұрын

    I like her twist at 0:15 for some reason.

  • @nognog3333
    @nognog33338 жыл бұрын

    honestly sheket bevaka-shut the fuck up is probably my favourite line in anything ever

  • @huv123

    @huv123

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too - even though it would go over most people's heads.

  • @shirafried6074

    @shirafried6074

    7 жыл бұрын

    sheket bevakasha is quiet please in Hebrew

  • @nognog3333

    @nognog3333

    7 жыл бұрын

    shira fried אני מודעת לזה, זה קצת הסיבה שזו שורה כל כך מוצלחת

  • @shirafried6074

    @shirafried6074

    7 жыл бұрын

    +nognog3333 תכלס

  • @tjshapiro2677

    @tjshapiro2677

    6 жыл бұрын

    I need that on some kind of merchandise

  • @ContrarianPrime
    @ContrarianPrime Жыл бұрын

    This is all gold, but Josh riding the rolling chair across the room just KILLS ME.

  • @talesthesalesman3106

    @talesthesalesman3106

    10 ай бұрын

    1:58

  • @superfluousdee6476
    @superfluousdee64765 жыл бұрын

    It’s so wild to see Curt Mega absolutely tearing it up as the one lawyer dancer. Like I almost solely associate him with Starkid/Tin Can Bros in Spies Are Forever so it’s weird seeing him......other places.

  • @seopark7467

    @seopark7467

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes yes yes!!

  • @seopark7467

    @seopark7467

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love crosses between cxgf and starkid fandoms!!

  • @Molly-tv5sv

    @Molly-tv5sv

    4 жыл бұрын

    as soon as i saw this episode i looked it up haha

  • @Local_acquaintance

    @Local_acquaintance

    4 жыл бұрын

    I only learned of crazy ex girlfriend because of starkid and I am so glad I did.

  • @itsawayoflife142

    @itsawayoflife142

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh my god WHY DOES HE POP UP EVERYWHERE

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf7 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love the way Audra says "Remember?!"

  • @Kate-rr7jv
    @Kate-rr7jv7 жыл бұрын

    Paula's actress is tearing up she's the best background dancer out of everybody

  • @BezaCabeza

    @BezaCabeza

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kate I was watching her the entire time too really dope moves😆😆😆

  • @rodvanburen6147

    @rodvanburen6147

    6 жыл бұрын

    She's actually the most advanced dancer and singer in the cast. She's a three time tap dancing national champion. Her character doesn't often make use of her skills.

  • @HawkSlam

    @HawkSlam

    4 жыл бұрын

    She may have been at one point, but saying anyone other than Vincent is the best dancer is simply insane.

  • @ravenashc3425
    @ravenashc34252 жыл бұрын

    1:14 "I'm street smart" "You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning? BITCH" This kills me everytime 😭💀

  • @taliasinclair1874
    @taliasinclair18748 жыл бұрын

    I'm embarrassed to say how many times I re-watched this song. It's AMAZING.

  • @Jazzgirlpdx

    @Jazzgirlpdx

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Talia Sinclair You're not alone. I've seriously watched it like 30 times...so embarrassed. AND YET here I am again, haha.

  • @phoebeclark4718

    @phoebeclark4718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Go check out Zach Sherwin's channel then. He wrote this and he is an absolute GENIUS.

  • @Aoclymor

    @Aoclymor

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am definitely on double digits almost triple. If I need to smile I will watch this video

  • @unoriginalname6354
    @unoriginalname63548 жыл бұрын

    Audra stole the round with her very last line. Rebecca gave it away by trying to extend the olive branch. I guess Audra is truly strapped with the killer instinct that Rebecca lacks.

  • @Coolfizz10
    @Coolfizz108 жыл бұрын

    I love how the only tags in this video are "westchester" "jewish" "jew" and "bagel" BAGEL. My god Rachel, you're amazing.

  • @renee_is_pink

    @renee_is_pink

    5 жыл бұрын

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

  • @bleh1569

    @bleh1569

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @Varinz

    @Varinz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where do you see any tags?

  • @margaritam.9118

    @margaritam.9118

    4 жыл бұрын

    [pronounces bagel like Britta from Community]

  • @rehaz

    @rehaz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Margarita M. You’re the worst.

  • @bethwinchester
    @bethwinchester8 жыл бұрын

    "Trippin' like Birthright.." SO good

  • @83croissant

    @83croissant

    8 жыл бұрын

    what does trippin' like birthright mean?

  • @bethwinchester

    @bethwinchester

    8 жыл бұрын

    +83croissant birthright is a program that basically allows Jewish youth to get a free trip to Israel in the winter or summer. I don't know the details (I'm not jewish) but I know a lot of people my age who have done it/are going to do it.

  • @l.tc.5032

    @l.tc.5032

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Beth Winchester accurate description that's coming from some one who went on it.

  • @mellamborn

    @mellamborn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh wow! Thats awesome to know. Thanks Beth. Such crafty lyrics

  • @bdp8102

    @bdp8102

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bethwinchester thank you! I wasn't getting it because my mind went to the legal/juridical semantic field, since they are lawyers (like "birthright" in matters of succession or inheritance) :D

  • @karolinamariakwiatkowska522
    @karolinamariakwiatkowska5225 жыл бұрын

    -I'm street smart! -You mean cause you minored in urban planning? I LOVE THIS PART

  • @Claudia-kf2zv

    @Claudia-kf2zv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me tooooo!!!!

  • @wa6488

    @wa6488

    Жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @yurineri2227

    @yurineri2227

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wa6488 1:14

  • @CarnageCandyy
    @CarnageCandyy8 жыл бұрын

    "Josh" rolling on a chair in the background

  • @bernaricarics

    @bernaricarics

    8 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @gayandreckless

    @gayandreckless

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chck Marks I often watch this just focused on Josh the whole time.

  • @lorcannagle

    @lorcannagle

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chck Marks Josh and Darryl are always amazing when they're in the backgrounds of the songs.

  • @stefanfriedrich2924

    @stefanfriedrich2924

    8 жыл бұрын

    Daryl's moves!!

  • @SebiTheHunter

    @SebiTheHunter

    6 жыл бұрын

    At wich moment?

  • @deadinsidebutstillhorny1340
    @deadinsidebutstillhorny1340 Жыл бұрын

    i LOVE the ‘academically you could never catch me’ line it is rapped amazingly

  • @nobodyknows6040
    @nobodyknows60406 жыл бұрын

    Who won? Who's next? You decide!

  • @randomstranger623

    @randomstranger623

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I was like yeah... Also, Zach Sherwin wrote this (one of the ERB guys).

  • @andresuzart2766

    @andresuzart2766

    3 жыл бұрын

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC, rapbattlesofhistory

  • @slushpuppie19

    @slushpuppie19

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@randomstranger623 ah I wondered who had a hand in this

  • @kierantobin4553
    @kierantobin45538 жыл бұрын

    Obviously Rachel is the greatest, but the girl playing Audrey is probably a better rapper (as she was probably cast to do this scene specifically)

  • @jasminemississo1796

    @jasminemississo1796

    7 жыл бұрын

    I agree. but I also think it was on purpose since Levine was the one with the "Killer instinct". Also she was a natural mean Girl.

  • @pandamonika

    @pandamonika

    7 жыл бұрын

    Both actresses are called Rachel so I agree.

  • @hulkhatepunybanner

    @hulkhatepunybanner

    7 жыл бұрын

    She's definitely hotter.

  • @majorshipper5311

    @majorshipper5311

    7 жыл бұрын

    Keep in mind Rachel (the main character) also writes this stuff too.

  • @wolfpup3

    @wolfpup3

    7 жыл бұрын

    I knew she was a genius from the first episode. It's just astonishingly good on so many levels.

  • @thenarrowvalley
    @thenarrowvalley8 жыл бұрын

    Audra Levine's physicality as an actress in this, is amazing. Even the variation that they put in the episode. omg. #respect

  • @nimeshsingh4943

    @nimeshsingh4943

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I thought- looks like straight out of Rap Battles of History or something.

  • @Snuffles19
    @Snuffles198 жыл бұрын

    Curt Mega is the best NY attorney. He looks way more into it than the other two. I love watching his dancing and facial expressions.

  • @sarahgent2674

    @sarahgent2674

    8 жыл бұрын

    You should watch Spies Are Forever. It stars him!

  • @mollypocrass4562

    @mollypocrass4562

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Spies are forever, it's a musical. Spies are forever, it's about spies."

  • @sarahgent2674

    @sarahgent2674

    7 жыл бұрын

    I found my people! I loved watching this episode because I just looked up and A Wild Curt Mega Appeared!

  • @silverkyre

    @silverkyre

    7 жыл бұрын

    I know right.

  • @medealkemy

    @medealkemy

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even noticed it was him! Awesome! Spies really are forever!

  • @tpozz2269
    @tpozz22696 жыл бұрын

    “And all your book cracking don’t make up for the fact that I’m strapped with the killer instinct that you lack” Her delivery is so fkn good

  • @bleh1569

    @bleh1569

    4 жыл бұрын

    IKR

  • @adamdevlin4533

    @adamdevlin4533

    4 жыл бұрын

    almost destroyed my laptop

  • @adamdevlin4533

    @adamdevlin4533

    3 жыл бұрын

    update: it died

  • @lotrfan8

    @lotrfan8

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adamdevlin4533 rip ur laptop

  • @rj9224

    @rj9224

    3 жыл бұрын

    She minored in urban planning...🤣 🤣

  • @liam5631
    @liam56318 жыл бұрын

    replay button is dead.

  • @ellieposts8759
    @ellieposts87595 жыл бұрын

    I think my favourite part is Audra Levine's aggressive "REMEMBER!" at 2:12 lmao cracks me up

  • @LunaFilipa2001
    @LunaFilipa20016 жыл бұрын

    "She looks like the woman from The Bee Movie" I guess Audra's next case must be Barry B. Benson vs The Human Race

  • @CandeCrush
    @CandeCrush8 жыл бұрын

    BEST. EPISODE. EVER.

  • @susanderex5686

    @susanderex5686

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yep!

  • @silvertamagachi

    @silvertamagachi

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cande Crush I really need to watch the next one, because holy cliffhanger batman, but I've done this stupid thing where I agreed to watch them with my mom, and she's away . . . I mean, she's off meeting her new granddaughter, but like COME ON! What about Josh and Rebecca?!

  • @hezekiahpabico2688

    @hezekiahpabico2688

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cande Crush nah I prefer the one with the broken door but this is my second favorite episode

  • @keythegreatest2778

    @keythegreatest2778

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cande Crush trrrruuuueee

  • @stictoria

    @stictoria

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hezekiah Pabico sgjkghbhjxg59k'"@;#/÷:pg e2xk I I swru

  • @marianneyang7695
    @marianneyang76958 жыл бұрын

    woah the explicit version is so different but a lot better

  • @yashatovah777
    @yashatovah7777 жыл бұрын

    I JUST SAW CURT MEGA IN THE BACKGROUND AND NOW I WANT TO CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks7 жыл бұрын

    I'm impressed that there's an alternate version that not safe for broadcast. I like this version better, not for the explicit lyrics, but for the tighter choreography. Rachel Grate just killed it with her spot on moves and expressions.

  • @saraburns2114
    @saraburns21146 жыл бұрын

    When you're Jewish and never felt like TV catered to you until you saw this.

  • @user-mb9nm7bq5e

    @user-mb9nm7bq5e

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld? Curb?

  • @lovebunny5644

    @lovebunny5644

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@user-mb9nm7bq5e but hollywood fill to to brim with jew tho

  • @angusmacdonald8663

    @angusmacdonald8663

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gfoot9916 Broad city is also literally about two rich jewish girls in new york doing dumb shit

  • @alexconverse4839

    @alexconverse4839

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am so sorry everyone in these comments are trying to tell you how you’re “wrong.” I’m glad you feel represented and hope you’re doing okay in 2020!

  • @DereBear

    @DereBear

    3 жыл бұрын

    gfoot99 shows having Jewish characters is different than actually talking about Jewish things.

  • @mature111ster
    @mature111ster8 жыл бұрын

    This show has made me watch tv for the first time in many years.

  • @UnRubenDario

    @UnRubenDario

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tony McLean makes sense ...it's amazing !

  • @margarida5571
    @margarida55717 жыл бұрын

    This gets even better when you notice the "background dancers" 😂

  • @aFangirlsVideoMania

    @aFangirlsVideoMania

    6 жыл бұрын

    Margarida Castro Especially Curt Mega

  • @bleh1569

    @bleh1569

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @brimstoneclub

    @brimstoneclub

    4 жыл бұрын

    Josh riding the chair that appears out of nowhere still cracks me up.

  • @crystalwolcott4744
    @crystalwolcott47443 жыл бұрын

    "Trippin like birthright" never fails to crack me the heck up

  • @joaquintettamanti5314
    @joaquintettamanti53142 жыл бұрын

    Boy, it's hard to pick a favourite line they are all straight badassery. Also love how Audra says "remeber?" at 2:12

  • @Amyphere
    @Amyphere Жыл бұрын

    Rebecca gives reasons why she’s the better lawyer while Audra just insults Rebecca the whole time

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres8 жыл бұрын

    Apparently, the last line was "you're dead, see. Word". I always thought it was "you're dead, c-word."

  • @clawhammr666

    @clawhammr666

    8 жыл бұрын

    +jasobres yeah I heard "you're dead, c-word." :I

  • @mahalat84

    @mahalat84

    8 жыл бұрын

    I think it is you're dead, c-word.

  • @jonasjarvis

    @jonasjarvis

    8 жыл бұрын

    +jasobres It's both.

  • @SmilingJack100

    @SmilingJack100

    8 жыл бұрын

    +jasobres It's "you're dead, see, word" which is meant to be a pun with "c-word"

  • @AndromedaKai

    @AndromedaKai

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I thought. What's the c word though? ... oh... never mind

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive13707 жыл бұрын

    When Audra does that up wave from underneath the frame it kills me every time :,D

  • @mackenzie5458

    @mackenzie5458

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brave Kate Like a snake honestly 😂

  • @threesugarssevensugars2113
    @threesugarssevensugars21135 жыл бұрын

    I just want to applaud everyone in the background and point out Josh just whizzing across the screen on a chair. Also Audra is so beautiful.

  • @tobiaswoodward4905
    @tobiaswoodward49053 жыл бұрын

    2:13 - that “remember”’is everything

  • @mikeduplessis6315
    @mikeduplessis63158 жыл бұрын

    The actor Peter Gardner (Darryl) has a dog in this fight. He actually DID grow up in Scarsdale! Apparently Bloom had no idea. Growing up, Gardner probably attended more neighborhood bar mitzvahs than Bloom has.

  • @orawolfgram2838
    @orawolfgram28384 жыл бұрын

    0:19 IS THAT CURT MEGA!!?!?! STARKID'S BACK AT IT AGAIN

  • @ilanagardi2822

    @ilanagardi2822

    4 жыл бұрын

    HE'S ON AN UNDERCOVER SPY MISSION !!

  • @Superphilipp
    @Superphilipp5 жыл бұрын

    The whole song is this intricate thing, filled with clever word play and phantastic flow... and then out of nowhere they just rhyme: "It's a JAP battle / You're an asshole". It's so dumb, I love it.

  • @sabrinacasseus8783
    @sabrinacasseus87833 жыл бұрын

    Everything about this musical number is perfection. Everything from the way Audra straightens her suit while dancing from the way that josh raises his hand while gliding in a chair

  • @suziepatz7385
    @suziepatz73858 ай бұрын

    Just loving that Audra tries to slut shame Rebecca into backing down and it backfires spectacularly!

  • @emmaslife3610
    @emmaslife36107 жыл бұрын

    I grew up in Westchester… accurate summary of westchester Jews, I lived in Ardsley which was hella Jewish this is what it was like

  • @aegiswings

    @aegiswings

    7 жыл бұрын

    me too, i love all the westchester references in this song too

  • @emmaslife3610

    @emmaslife3610

    7 жыл бұрын

    aegiswings what part did you grow up in? I grew up in mount Vernon then Ardsley hby

  • @madmarchie94

    @madmarchie94

    7 жыл бұрын

    eyyy Westchester! New rochelle over here! Every mention is so true

  • @SJRD18

    @SJRD18

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rye. Try being a Jew there. SMH.

  • @emmaslife3610

    @emmaslife3610

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tamara Jacobs Ardsley was the worst! Everyone was very snobby

  • @keelahrose
    @keelahrose5 жыл бұрын

    "Are you AP graded? These days you look a bit heavily weighted." ROFL Best rap line in history!

  • @nathanjxaxson
    @nathanjxaxson8 жыл бұрын

    This has Zach's signature all over it.

  • @kennedyhalfdollar

    @kennedyhalfdollar

    8 жыл бұрын

    agreed!!

  • @luccamalualves8261
    @luccamalualves82614 жыл бұрын

    I JUST REALIZED CURT MEGA IS ONE OF THE NY LAWYERS!!!!

  • @elkeweiss7897
    @elkeweiss789711 ай бұрын

    I'm a nutty former lawyer , raised in New York, Jewish American Princess, and I majored in Urban planning.

  • @teawithhoney__342
    @teawithhoney__3424 жыл бұрын

    Just saying but as an avid starkid fan I saw Curt Mega and immediately went over to the internet to see if he was in this episode and Im very proud of myself.

  • @Alexandra_Wolf
    @Alexandra_Wolf2 жыл бұрын

    As a Jewess from the east coast applying to law school in Los Angeles this song is kind of everything.

  • @GangstaBambi

    @GangstaBambi

    Жыл бұрын

    Good luck/hope you got in, from an Israeli Jewess! 💓

  • @sweetstxr
    @sweetstxr5 жыл бұрын

    I got into this show like,, two years ago and I’m JUST learning that Curt Mega was one of Audra’s iconic background guys I love him-

  • @JumbledEye
    @JumbledEye5 жыл бұрын

    I hope Audra shows up on this last season in the throes of her own mental breakdown. It would be fitting since she's always two steps behind Rebecca, anyway😊

  • @xxkristinakatalystx

    @xxkristinakatalystx

    5 жыл бұрын

    did you have an advance copy of the scripts or something damn

  • @oof-rr5nf

    @oof-rr5nf

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@xxkristinakatalystx right!!???

  • @austinhuss5020

    @austinhuss5020

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its edited

  • @coferre
    @coferre6 жыл бұрын

    every time i watch this i watch someone else bc everyone in this video is reaally going for it and it's incredible

  • @user-hm8ls4ob1f

    @user-hm8ls4ob1f

    6 жыл бұрын

    gayferre same!!! The guy behind Audra to the right is hilarious 😂

  • @bleh1569

    @bleh1569

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr, the expressions and mannerisms are hilarious

  • @andrewwowk935
    @andrewwowk9357 жыл бұрын

    The more I watch this the more I see amazing stuff in the background from the support characters.

  • @therealfish7038
    @therealfish70386 жыл бұрын

    i always come back here, once a while. i love this. it is smart and salty, just how i like my songs.

  • @louisesutton2927
    @louisesutton29277 жыл бұрын

    Just made the connection that Zach Sherwin is part of the Epic Rap Battle team! Amazing!

  • @rubyfirefly2582
    @rubyfirefly25823 жыл бұрын

    Darryl's dance moves are EVERYTHING.

  • @hallieperlman7564
    @hallieperlman75646 жыл бұрын

    The hype crews in the back are the real mvps of this video! Especially Josh Chan and Curt Mega! But Audra Levine also kicked serious ass

  • @julietblue1240
    @julietblue12405 жыл бұрын

    Only now realising one of those lawyers is (agent) Curt Mega.

  • @jikkebouma5512

    @jikkebouma5512

    4 жыл бұрын

    YES 😔🤘🏻

  • @FloreMar-yp3iz

    @FloreMar-yp3iz

    3 жыл бұрын

    If that's his real name -_-

  • @foxyproxy123
    @foxyproxy1238 жыл бұрын

    If only I could like this a thousand times! Rachel your show just gets better and better. Love the reprises thi episode!

  • @LisaMichele
    @LisaMichele7 жыл бұрын

    "From Golden's Bridge to North Castle".. OMG tears!

  • @michaellampson7085
    @michaellampson70854 жыл бұрын

    No one is talking about how Zach sherwin, a prominent ERB writer, wrote this. That’s AWESOME

  • @TheKingofThessaly
    @TheKingofThessaly8 жыл бұрын

    I love that you can put up these explicit versions! Now if you'll excuse me- I'm off to BJ Novak's ecstasy factory...

  • @adamdevlin4533
    @adamdevlin45334 жыл бұрын

    if there is a slam heavier than 'you minored in urban planning' i haven't heard it

  • @SevenPhotonsFilms
    @SevenPhotonsFilms3 жыл бұрын

    Rachel Bloom is great, but also the actress portraying Audra Levine, Rachel Grate. Great performance.

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_12113 жыл бұрын

    I will never get tired of this song.

  • @kanikawrice1
    @kanikawrice18 жыл бұрын

    I found this show by accident 2 weeks ago and I love it...hilarious

  • @CinnamonCari

    @CinnamonCari

    8 жыл бұрын

    Better! now you can binge watch most of the first season

  • @stephenphillips6245

    @stephenphillips6245

    Жыл бұрын

    Such a unique show and entertaining. Lots of ups and down, not polished like most shows these days.

  • @LeeKnowsCatss
    @LeeKnowsCatss2 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this hundreds of times and I've only just noticed the little synchronized dance at 1:31 lmao

  • @pantsumancer
    @pantsumancer4 жыл бұрын

    I heard this and knew immediately Zach Scherwin wrote it. You can feel his style and cadence just emanating off it

  • @kaned5543
    @kaned55434 жыл бұрын

    I loved this to begin with and then I realized that Curt Mega is one of Audra's backup dancers and I can't stop watching him everytime the camera is on him. Those faces are hysterical.

  • @This1sS0Stup1d
    @This1sS0Stup1d7 жыл бұрын

    I have rewatched and listened to this so many times, it's so clever and funny!

  • @pantsumancer
    @pantsumancer3 жыл бұрын

    i could recognize zach Sherwin's lyricism anywhere, his style is so clear

  • @avenasia
    @avenasia7 жыл бұрын

    One of the best moments from the show's first season. One of the best moments of TV from 2016. Quite possibly one of the best moments on TV ever. So freaking epic.

  • @lilbell815
    @lilbell8157 жыл бұрын

    As a Jewish America woman I relate to this hard.

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us1483 жыл бұрын

    "I put the OG in 5.0 GPA" that one killed me

  • @johannacaulfield7840
    @johannacaulfield78404 жыл бұрын

    This is the number that got me to watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

  • @honeyrider4463
    @honeyrider44638 жыл бұрын

    one of the best episodes yet, this show just keeps getting better

  • @coffeedazs
    @coffeedazs2 жыл бұрын

    “You wanna get salty like the dead sea? Word. But call off this suit, or you’re dead, C-word.” WOWWWW 🤣🔥

  • @YeowooBBCVIP
    @YeowooBBCVIP6 жыл бұрын

    Daryl has so much swag in the back LMAO 1:40

  • @LeChaunce
    @LeChaunce8 жыл бұрын

    I'll, um, be in my bunk.

  • @oof-rr5nf

    @oof-rr5nf

    7 жыл бұрын

    This did it for you?

  • @misteriousn
    @misteriousn8 жыл бұрын

    Hi, Rachel! i'm brazilian, i discovered crazy ex-girlfriend by luck and since that day i started to love it and been a fan. I saw your enterview on Seth Meyers's Late Night and the part that you spoke about bad reviews on your youtube page just crashed my heart. So, i decided to stop by and spend a little of my time to say that you are a very talented person, crazy hot and the sexy getting ready song and a video about Space Jam are two of the finest jewels that you are producing. Anyway, pardon any mistakes in my english... google translator helped me a lot, lol. I wish muck more sucess in your carrer! kisses and hugs!

  • @parthuin9927

    @parthuin9927

    7 жыл бұрын

    Your english was understandable. Good job xD

  • @labollerita

    @labollerita

    4 жыл бұрын

    brasileiros unidos para enaltecer rachel bloom

  • @throwaway9720

    @throwaway9720

    4 жыл бұрын

    td dia um mais um brasileiro enaltecendo a Rachel

  • @Sunnychuu

    @Sunnychuu

    4 жыл бұрын

    well this is wholesome

  • @juliavelosorba

    @juliavelosorba

    7 ай бұрын

    Aguardando o dia que a diva vem pra solo brasileiro (não custa sonhar)

  • @PhryneMnesarete
    @PhryneMnesarete7 жыл бұрын

    wtf is with scarsdale? i know like four Jewish dudes from there and they all make over 200k a year and have really severe anxiety issues

  • @mariav3979

    @mariav3979

    6 жыл бұрын

    Phryne Mnesarete i lived there for a while and its a very wealthy area with a very large jewish population outside of nyc. We had some of the best test scores in the country and often were put in tue top school districts. Its basically a suburb for wall street executives to settle down and have 3 kids.

  • @dlxmarks

    @dlxmarks

    5 жыл бұрын

    And Pete Gardner is actually from Scarsdale. He's more acquainted with that scene than the LA born and raised Rachel.

  • @roslyn-nr5be
    @roslyn-nr5be Жыл бұрын

    1:05 “are you AP graded? because these days you look heavily weighted” is such an underrated lyric

  • @mollybreckman7294
    @mollybreckman7294 Жыл бұрын

    "sheket bevaka shut the fuck up" my god my god what a line

  • @rkgk1517
    @rkgk15173 жыл бұрын

    I love love love that they called this back in the final season!

  • @drewteves1092
    @drewteves10922 жыл бұрын

    I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times.

  • @MauricioAlasPhotography
    @MauricioAlasPhotography8 жыл бұрын

    That song is just straight up fun. Congrats on the show Rachel.

  • @Kayla06091
    @Kayla060918 жыл бұрын

    More like battle of the Rachels

  • @susie8799
    @susie87996 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS GOLD

  • @slycotto2483
    @slycotto24838 жыл бұрын

    I can't watch this too many times... It's freaking hilarious !!! Love this show!

  • @tyk2be
    @tyk2be3 жыл бұрын

    this is still one of my fav performances( i am so happy doing a binge of crazy exgirfliend)

  • @prostheticballerina
    @prostheticballerina6 жыл бұрын

    This was the best thing that show has done.

  • @gabriellanunez1427
    @gabriellanunez14276 жыл бұрын

    This song has been stuck in my head for two days

  • @bagazralf562
    @bagazralf5623 жыл бұрын

    Damn that show was so awesome Im still obsessed with a lot of its songs

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