James I could listen to you all day, despite what Jeremy and Richard would have you believe I find your views on stuff very interesting.

This might be a very good place to start recovering from depression. Listening to James is so soothing AND interesting at the same time.

@Manogor2000

4 жыл бұрын

The internet is a terrible place to recover from depression. Go outside.

@handyjobson5900

4 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Gorman I didn’t know the internet doesn’t work outside. I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

@amos9804

4 жыл бұрын

@@handyjobson5900 well, 'going outside' suggests not browsing the internet

@thevoiceinthewalls

4 жыл бұрын

Eat more meat can help with mental illness. I eat only meat and cheese and animal fat it works wonders after 2 weeks tbh try it. it won't kill you \^^/

@paahcoccioli

3 жыл бұрын

@@thevoiceinthewalls yeah, science sort of says it will though...

If you'd have to "pick a celeb to spend the quarantine with", I'd go with James. I may not share all his opinions but I'd definitely enjoy his views.

It is true. Lager makes you want a curry. Curry makes you want a lager. But you must break out of this or else you will end up in a korma.

@mw...

3 жыл бұрын

korma chameleon

@starboard6372

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there...

"Baked Beans, The hardcore of lonely singles persons cooking " -James May 😂😂

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on, as usual. Though these days I guess they use Just Eat or Deliveroo (if they can afford it).

James killed it again ,haha "find some people who don't have food and ask them if they don't love food?" hahahaha

Drivetribe has been taken onto a completely new level!

Hammond always used to be my favourite but as I've got older and developed a more sarcastic, dry sense of humour I tend to relate a lot more to James nowadays. I could listen to him talk about baked beans for hours, he makes everything sound so interesting.

Why wasn't this a thing sooner?

"I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." W.C. Fields.

Mmm "Ragwort and dog's egg chutney.." 😂

The fact James May eats shin cup noodles makes me happy, that was a little gem I found in ASDA and they are amazing.

@Christian-rn1ur

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a big fan of cup noodles, but if you;re fortunate enough to live near a shop that sell Mi Goreng or Ko-Lee hot and spicy noodles, give those a go. Great hangover cure after a night of heavy drinking.

May i remind people that James May beat Gordon Ramsey

@Alpenmagier

3 жыл бұрын

well atleast he didnt beat gordon ramsay

@emptybucket1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alpenmagier Nah that would be overkill JM is cool

@ernestkhalimov5368

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alpenmagier he did

It's just so CUTE how he said *penne al pesto*

Basil, pine nuts, olive oil, cheese, garlic, anchovy James May is free styling delicious food with no effort.

James is the big brother I never had.... I believe his every word.

Love your carbonara recipe. Bring back the cooking videos, James!

James really is the man; Richard is going insane and Jeremy is just not aging very well.

@pillestyrer

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond is going insane? How do you figure?

@aprilkurtz1589

4 жыл бұрын

@XiphiasX10A From what I have heard, since the first accident he now loves celery and hates pizza, and has anger management issues.

@Philip.Magnusson

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy has aged quite a but the last few years, but he is turning 60 next year..

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Its a bit sad really. Back in the 90s, Jeremy was smooth, debonaire and not bad-looking (if you liked that kind of thing). But as he's got older, he's slowly turning into Donald Trump...less tolerant, more aggressive, more prone to ridiculous exaggerations and ludicrous ideas. xD

@elonmust7470

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomechelon3628 Your TDS is showing...

Why isn't this channel getting more subs. It's brilliant!

@7:25 - I think the easiest experimental food to start with is Eggs, of course if you're vegan or something, then surely something else like beans that James mentioned, but eggs have been simplest, cut the stuff, spray over, and you got eggs or omlet(omelette) with whatever you threw in.

@6:40....Nongshim Shin cup...heaven!

Imagine how cool your life would be if you had him as an uncle All the crazy car projects in the shed, even the cooking stuff he actually makes it entertaining

Advice from the man who beat Gordon Ramsey is priceless!

THIS IS EXCITING - see full caps, gotta be exciting :p

Nandos! I didn't know you guys have it. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Yummy

Having lived in the arsehole of nowhere for years with the only shop for miles around being a spar attached to a nearby filling station. It's amazing what you can do to jazz up homogeneous pink sausages and noodles.

We were once deliberating over the difference between pies and tarts. A friend exclaimed, 'tarts don't have tops on!'.

Eyyy! You should try Sri Lankan food James! Do a food vlog around the world 😁

Talking about the Mouli grater really brought happy childhood memories back, ours was orange. I've never been so happy thinking about a cheese grater :)

I also cook with wine... And sometimes I add it on the dish.. 😊

4:10, remember that time May got hammered and beat Gordon Ramsay in a cooking competition?

7:16 "Hello"

I do the same with pies (serve them upside down), makes them much easier to eat actually.

"My staff get it for me" - that's a pretty pretencious thing to say James lol

Home made pickle, I am with you, same as home made wine!!

James really hates homemade chutney...

@benschuster9792

4 жыл бұрын

He has a point tho

his voice 🥰 his eyes 🥰 EVERYTHINGGGGG

Hi James . where do you get your Sancerre?

I kid you not: I used to share a flat with an Indian chap, we would regularly make a curry sauce and then add a tin of beans and serve it with rice. We used to call it "the beans" and talk about "we havent had the beans for a while" and end up cooking it for tea

Classic - your trying to keep focused in the kitchen and Hammond is getting on the west to being mashed. That would be a hilarious episode of some cooking show.

Is that shirt referencing what i think it is ?

Damnn James has had KingFisher! 😂👌 a very cultured man!

Absolutely loved it :)

3:50 Classic case of early Alzheimer symptoms, or pickled brain hahaha 😂😂😂

the last bit on eating meat was spot on

Tastes like camel phlegm, that made me laugh.

Does captain slow have a slow cooker that's slower than everyone elses slow cooker?

Curried baked beans..doesn't get any better...

Reminds me of oz and James drink to Britain

@EURJeeves

4 жыл бұрын

Only this time he's sober. Presumably.

How can i join? Im an italian cook

He's just brilliant.

Get James may on Hot Ones

I’d like to to know the Tribes top Drinks of Choice....Beer Wine and Spirits.

*What's your favourite wine?*

@sen_ex

4 жыл бұрын

What's your favourite wine What's your favourite wine What's your favourite wine What's your favourite wine What's your favourite wine

@bagerandtager

4 жыл бұрын

Screw cap

@flakedwheelie

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t drink wine very often but when I do I usually end up with a bottle of La Salle Muscat. Nothing fancy, just a cheap (at least here in Sweden) white ’dessert wine’. And yes, it’s screw cap.

My favorite kitchen utensile would be a knife... Or is that classed as something else? About cows, that is true. They are almost like dogs in a way

This is perfect :)

Tin of baked beans, add to one table spoon of Bisto in a saucepan with a cup or two of water, add the dripping from whatever beef cut, and simmer to desired consistency. Pour on a plate of mashed potatoes and a slice of beef/steak. Fucking heaven. Marco Pierre White would approve.

5:00 James smokes weed as well, explain why he get the munchies. (Mentioned on Top Gear when he talks about not having much to do when your driving a bus so you can have a joint btw)

James if funny intelligent and hilarious

So what doe he now call his Fish Pie and Shepherd's Pie?

The guy really went full eco lib the last couple of years. Don‘t know how he doesn‘t faint in the presence of Clarkson.

Jesus I love Branston pickle

Beans and tikka spices

I always thought sweet chutney was just weird jam

You know you’re classy when you call KFC by its government name 2:09

The top of a pie is a crust surely man.

Cup of tea with fish and chips .kipper even better .Tea all they way

Chutney, make your own!

Send noodles shirt. Nice.

James would you try eating only meat and animal products for 1 month ad tell us how you feel????????

Wait, what sort of bread do they serve with veg biryani?

@fadedjem

3 жыл бұрын

I'd assume naan? Does anybody ever get an indian without a naan or two?

@alphasierra.

3 жыл бұрын

@@fadedjem you don't eat bread with biryani!

@fadedjem

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphasierra. I suppose it's the one indian dish where I'd *consider* skipping the bread, but I'd still have a naan with it more often than not! I didn't realise that was so troubling!

@alphasierra.

3 жыл бұрын

@@fadedjem I can't wrap my head around anyone wanting to eat bread with a rice dish.

But you haven't tried my homemade chutney...

What is the psychology of eating?

I love pesto too, is Standard! 🗻⛩️🎎

lagers are much better for spicy foods, basic lagers, not fancy, as the flavor dissappears anyway.

there are people that love food.... frozen chicken nuggets, beans and chips etc. then there are people that love FOOD

"Camel phlegm" I will use that :D

James Lucy

and i thought James favourite kitchen utensil is the corkscrew.

@PeterFabian

4 жыл бұрын

That's a very common mistake you've made there. The corkscrew of course is not a kitchen utensil, it's a bar utensil. (plus, you can get a lot of nice wines today with a screw top...) Best I can offer is a can opener that doubles as a bottle opener... but a beer while cooking doesn't feel right... wine does.

this guy should do a car show

So... the Soggy Bottom Boys are actually about pie?

I made some chutney and gave everyone food poisoning. One person even ended up in hospital on a drip. That person was me.

Cant drink nonstop while cooking? Ever heard of a camelbak or the beer hat?

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think he's willing to risk cutting dissimilar slices. 😉

@CodecrafterArtemis

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but James May is a man of culture, a man who likes to sort and outline his spanners. I don't think he'd ever touch a beer hat except for maybe throwing it out.

So is a shepherds pie really a pie?

If you think food scientists are out there to make really good, really delicious food, you should probably stick to cars! I made chutney just the other day. It'll be Christmas presents for the in-laws because it's shit...

@legion999

4 жыл бұрын

It might not be good for you but food scientists CAN made their products taste delicious although I cant comment on branston specifically

@dshepherd107

4 жыл бұрын

😂

I disagree with the assessment of chutni, it can be pretty good. I can send you a recipe. It’s been perfected over four generations in my family.

@josh2570

4 жыл бұрын

0:49 is relevant for you :P

@davidlynch9049

3 жыл бұрын

I think his point was that everyone who makes it thinks like you.

The transparent thing that goes HNGGGGGGGGHH

National treasure

Branston has nothing on Indian pickles

to be fair...branston is the best

Vegan for over 2 years and vegetarian since I was 15, it is sustainable you’ve just got to learn how to make it sustainable

@JessieHTX

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why people always think it’s not sustainable. I was fruitarian for a year and only stopped because I wanted veggies. There are a lot of folks who are vegan their entire lives. I’ve eaten meat a handful of times in 36 years. I had a dairy and eggs phase, but those actually made me feel worse than strict veganism. I don’t know of nutrition the human body requires that can’t be found in produce. Even protein and calcium.

@davidlynch9049

3 жыл бұрын

@@JessieHTX There are several. This tells me you are lacking knowledge and essential nutrients, unless you supplement.

James, a pie with no top might be a flan.

POPPADOMS OR BREAD???

No dislikes ❤️

I can hardly do any wood or mechanical work without being hammered.

@ashesgaming841

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

I'm so frickin high right now

@jyeedwards8049

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@Reddevil514

4 жыл бұрын

My g

James its valtteri

Never had proper Branston pickle, but Keef's version looks pretty good: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJh8t6Wsj6XLqLQ.html

As long as there is meat in shops and take aways, I will NEVER stop eating meat! We need meat as well as we need veg. We need both to have a balanced diet. Even James said it made him Ill! No one can change my mind on this.

Wow for his body size his arms are tiny skinny arms!! From his shoulders to his wrist those are noodle arms. I do have to say I like the couch with a different color buttons.