watching this man do standup feels like being tied to a chair by a joker esque villain watching them monologue about their plans to take over the city

@Moos1005

3 жыл бұрын

And I'd gladly volunteer as a tribute!

@PGT860

3 жыл бұрын

Galaxy brain casting for the riddler

@nat2057

2 жыл бұрын

I've never been in this situation before but personally I feel like I would crack by the 5th verse

@benm6366

Жыл бұрын

Joker schmoker

@ColderBrother98

Жыл бұрын

I agree but, despite it sounding unpleasant, I really enjoy it.

This man has the energy of a slightly petty villain who doesn’t really want to destroy or hurt anyone but has just enough of a distaste for humanity to put in the effort to be an inconvenience to society, just enough enthusiasm to make it gimikey and enjoys it just enough to return weekly, mostly so he can bond with his designated hero. Whom he frequently goes to brunches with and makes friendship bracelets for.

@yasmineahsan8402

2 жыл бұрын

doofenshmirtz energy

@yourmom1368

Жыл бұрын

@@yasmineahsan8402 We All Knew Who Grace Was Talking About, *Yasmin.*

@letsgetreal2501

Жыл бұрын

Wayy underrated xD

@bubbajones6486

Жыл бұрын

James Acaster Master Plan: to drop a cup of sand in every bed. An to replace all tv remote batteries with s*** off brand batteries that never work

@glacesaphir2846

3 ай бұрын

Omg YES!!!

James dresses like the Frog&Toad from the Frog&Toad children’s books and i live for that

@coldhater3

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you’re right

@snoitseuqpi1119

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, great reference.

@lavenderwalrus9875

3 жыл бұрын

have you seen rufus Hounds mr. toad costume from the new wind in the willows musical? its fucking amazing

@mandah4834

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

The chances of being attacked while getting food out of the oven are low, But never 0

@JarofJarn

3 жыл бұрын

When it’s still cooking and that little bit splashes out

Man said "culinary Michael Jackson"

@borismuller86

4 жыл бұрын

Voicist solo-glovin’ it.

"I can't wait to _mangez_ whatever it is you're cooking"

@samshorto5433

4 жыл бұрын

*manger

@kdiko100

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Pickard manger*

@samshorto5433

4 жыл бұрын

@@kdiko100 Wow, if only somebody else has spotted that first and made the exact same comment...

@atomicmrpelly

4 жыл бұрын

If only the correction was correct too...

@samshorto5433

4 жыл бұрын

@@atomicmrpelly What's wrong with it? That it's the infinitive? Because if so I don't see how you get around that given the mixing of languages needed for the joke to work.

My former roommate constantly kept bringing one oven mitt into their room and forgetting about it. They moved out and stole that oven mitt so now I only have one and I can’t stop thinking about this bit

@no_peace

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I lose them in the laundry

I’m really happy that Netflix is posting even more from James’ specials

@masadragojevic2940

4 жыл бұрын

Dane Byrd whennnn

@jamesredmill5952

3 жыл бұрын

When

@Craftyskills17

3 жыл бұрын

Yes very interesting isn’t it

Nobody hitting the town, solo glovin' it

“No one’s leaving one oven glove by the stove, and then hitting the town, solo-gloving it, like a culinary Michael Jackson, going up to people.”

If you really want to re-freeze things say "Oh well, better go. I've got a prostate exam tomorrow. Best do some revision." This has the benefits of being something horribly intimate to tell someone you barely know, invites them imagine you receiving that prostate exam and makes them wonder what the hell you meant by revising for it (surely not that!?).

@Widdekuu91

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure at an office-party, if you don't know the collegue well, you'll get a fair warning the next morning.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

@gnilttbs I mean, a fair warning for harassing your colleague. I said; *If it was an office party.* Didn't you read that part? Don't try to suggest you didn't read it. Are you somehow suggesting European office-parties involve stories about prostate exams? Because I'm Dutch and we're supposed to be the most liberated and free non-taboo easy-talk-about-sex country and we will nót discuss that on an office-party. I'm very very curious to read your answer.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

@gnilttbs I think life is tough for you when you spend so much time on this, on Christmas-eve. Have a great Christmas, dear gnilttbs and a happy new year.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

@gnilttbs This comment was a year ago, gnilttbbs, and you're upset about it tóday and I just wanted you to know that I won't be spending anymore time on explaining to you why that isn't necessary. Also, I don't care about you being an atheist. When someone wishes you a good weekend, you don't *have* to angrily correct them and say; 'Well actually, I am working on saturday, so _thanks_ but I don't celebrate weekends.' I don't celebrate Christmas either, if you don't count putting up a tree and munching on food. I don't go to church (nobody does at this point) and I don't pray. Nevertheless I thought it was a friendly gesture to wish you a Merry Christmas, for the abovementioned reason. Now I'm off to write a card for my penpal, so please, leave this issue. I had enough time for you *a year ago* , but I am busy now.

@Jojozilla426

3 жыл бұрын

You also may remind them of some revision they need to do which always makes me feel anxious

Culinary Michael Jackson didn't get enough of a laugh.

You can always weaponize the attached oven gloves by using them as a sling or something to flick bacteria at the attacker

@andreaskarlsson5251

3 жыл бұрын

Great defensive tool v. bludgeons and sticks. 👍

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is flicking bacteria going to do. You know how small that shit is? The attacker would NOT even notice. Dumb advice

@abyssdreamer6286

3 жыл бұрын

Assuming it’s strong enough you could strangle them with it

James "Schmoozing Schmoozing" Acaster, is that you?

this man is still my favorite person on the planet.

2:27 that guys laugh 😂🤣😭😭☠️

@rake667

4 жыл бұрын

the last bit sounds like jimmy carr

@micamay8079

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Ed gamble! 😂

@impish_snake3526

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the laugh I just spat at my phone.

I’m just entertained that this is the first time I’ve seen someone wear a corduroy jacket in years

I was reminded of this clip the other day. I was at a club and someone actually was wearing just one oven glove. Free Cardiff University oven gloves are very popular at pryzm 😭

This is hilarious because I lost an oven glove. I’m solo gloving it. Idk HOW I LOST IT. THEY DON’T LEAVE THE KITCHEN!

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

THE DETACHED GLOVES ARE AN EMPIRE BUILT ON SAND

@cieljek

Жыл бұрын

Have you checked slightly outside of the the kitchen for it...

@barbiincognito13

Жыл бұрын

Underwear gnomes have evolved 🤭

James and camouflage starting a trend are we

That jacket is a belter

Ice breaker shmice breaker

I've watched him so many times that I now know he told the Icebreaker joke in the Big Fat Quiz before

Schmoozing schmoozing is possibly the best joke of this special. Plenty to pick from, granted

I LOVE THIS GUY

Pat Springleaf wouldn't stand for this kind of nonsense

As an Irish man I can 100% relate to this

Death comes to us all ☠️😂

Hes got the heath ledger joker walk and posture

He’s like a funny grandpa that took a youth potion but still acts and dresses like a grandpa

You defend by throwing the burning hot oven tray at the attacker

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

that's assault...

@ghoulage

3 жыл бұрын

@@asrai1024 It's self defense....

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulage good luck convincing a judge of that

@ghoulage

3 жыл бұрын

@@asrai1024 Yeah, let me convince a hypothetical judge that in this hypothetical scenario where I'm being attacked, that I retaliated in self defence. Amazingly, they're convinced that I'm in the right. Look, the judge is shaking my hand right now

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulage thats frickin stupid, you just fabricated that to go in your favor, we're talking real life here not happy fairytale magic land bud

Like a culinary Michael Jackson. 😂😂

I beg to differ - I've got kids and I NEVER find my oven gloves in the kitchen!

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

They're like socks. In fact if you could buy socks that were attached I would.

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisahenry20 they're called SHOES

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

@@asrai1024 what are you talking about? The only times shoes are attached is potentially when you buy them. And even so, what does shoes have to do with socks? I don't lose my shoes, I lose my socks.

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisahenry20 What do shoes have to do with socks? They stop the socks from falling OFF! Maybe if you were wearing shoes you WOULDN'T have lost the socks, ever think about that?

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

@@asrai1024 I'm sorry, are you trolling me? One, I'm not talking about losing them while I'm wearing them, I'm talking about losing socks when they are off my feet, for example when they are getting washed or are in my wardrobe. Two, I'm not going to be wearing shoes all the time, for example when I'm in my room or if I'm at my parents house. Three, if you lose your socks off your feet, then you are wearing the wrong sized socks. If this is a troll then good for you, it's not very funny. If it isn't a troll, then WTF? How did you come up with this and how are you saying it as though I'm the idiot in this conversation?

Manger , mate 😃😃😂

What are you going to do "garrotte them"? So dark🤣😂🤣😂

It's more encouraging than dismissive!

I was missing an oven glove the other day. Turned out my dad was using one of them as a trivet.

Im here for the mem

God, I'd love to have a conversation with this guy, but I'd probably also not be quick enough to keep up with him. Hm.

@Schaller6

Жыл бұрын

Same

@jaksooon

6 ай бұрын

Just nod a lot

Suddenly I'm reminded of _The Young Ones_!

I use an oven glove on the right hand and a pot holder in my right hand.

XD

Criminal that this clip doesn’t include, “anyways I’ll see you in the office. There’s only 3,000 tigers left in the wild.”

never in my life i've heard of joined oven gloves. still funny though

@E87K3

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Canada and haven't seen them here but saw them on Great British Bake Off and finding a pair of joined oven gloves was my goal souvenir when I visited London a few years ago😂

@CarlosBenjamin

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the term is ‘conjoined’ oven gloves.

@francescofavro8890

2 жыл бұрын

@@CarlosBenjamin well, i've never heard of conjoined oven gloves either

No comments about the old school microphone....? I was worried he'd trip.

@JasonZakrajsek

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of stand ups use a wired mic

Schmoozin........shh shhmoozin. I win

since english is a second language and i learned it from US tv i did not ... get it .. the banana shop was funny, finders keeper was hilarious

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean you didn't get the oven gloves joke? If you say what part you didn't get I'll try explaining it so you can understand.

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisahenry20 they're called SHOES

culinary michael jackson

Mange; (Mawn-jay) is him trying to say "Munch it" right?"

@lorenthian9597

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it’s French for “eat” lol

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

NO YOU DUMB FUCK

@elijahbrown6527

3 жыл бұрын

As, mate, calm down...

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahbrown6527 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU TROLL

I’ve never heard of attached oven mitts.... is this a European thing??

@pauline6667

3 жыл бұрын

I was confused too I've never heard of it in France, maybe it's a British thing

@emilyb1426

3 жыл бұрын

Am from Britain, can confirm that I have connected oven gloves

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

I HAVE THEM TOO THEY ARE BRILLIANT DON'T BELIEVE THIS LIAR SHITTING ON THEM THE INDIVIDUAL ONES ARE FOR PSYCHOS AND MENTALLY SLOW PEOPLE

@impish_snake3526

3 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. As someone from the US, I have seen (but never used) quilted germ blankets.

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT A POISONOUS LITTLE TROLL YOU ARE

This is the weirdest Skyrim playthrough in the whole playlist

Can you add Thomas & Friends to Netflix again?

Lmaooooo

Bake Offs best baker

I was howling at this-

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

Are you actually a girl?

Better not be cooking cabbage

Get some silicon oven gloves, they're wipe clean.

I bought silicone ones so i could wash them more easily lol :(

he’s right tho, oven gloves schmoven gloves

Where was da MEME

Pardon my ignorance. What's schmoozing?

Hey Netflix, more comedy, less exploitation of prepubescent girls. Thanks!

@Faux_Sunlight

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone acknowledges that damn show...

@juliet6200

3 жыл бұрын

...can someone fill me in? What?

@haileyxoxo6637

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliet6200 cuties

I get the feeling schmusen means something different in English?

@UsandEveryoneWeKnow

4 жыл бұрын

He said schmoozing. As in to 'schmooze'.

@blenderpanzi

4 жыл бұрын

@@UsandEveryoneWeKnow The German u is pronounced like the English oo. It sounded to me like the German schmusen (the n at the end is for infinitive). Huh, my dictionary says that schmusen translates to smooch and schmooze translates to schwätzen. Interesting. Feel like the same German word turned into two different English words? Could be a problem to mix them up. XD

@UsandEveryoneWeKnow

4 жыл бұрын

@@blenderpanzi schmooze is used a lot to mean to charm and win people round with chat. There are lots of similar words in all languages. If you want a funny one, in Greek Malaká means soft, and Maláka means wanker.

@blenderpanzi

4 жыл бұрын

@@UsandEveryoneWeKnow I know Maláka from Assassins Creed. XD

@UsandEveryoneWeKnow

4 жыл бұрын

@@blenderpanzi Haha, fair enough!

puff the magic dragon

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

lived by the sea

i dont think heknows he can wash his gloves

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

WHO FUCKING WASHES GLOVES

lmaoo

cordroy jacket...meh

If this is what passes for COMEDY these days, then the bubble is well and truly burst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schmoozin

exo

This is the grown version of Tommyinnit

It's called steal thing and your still salty and shoes look nice though

British people be like: *uhbin glubs*

Im tilda I love Netflix i always wanted to be in a Netflix movie so if u have a roll plzPlz contact me plzzzzz :)

@tomhartland818

4 жыл бұрын

Sausage roll?

@Nahboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Hartland perfect

@ellieg4530

4 жыл бұрын

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@Widdekuu91

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellieg4530 Ahhwww.

I know he's very funny as I've seen his other stuff but I have to say this bit was dead in the water I can honestly say I didn't even smirk. I'm honestly confused as to what made that one man do a full-on belly laugh over him saying "schmoozing Schmoozing". I'm saying this with no hate in my heart it's just honestly took me by surprise because I like this comedian.

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kingjamestres

3 жыл бұрын

@@asrai1024 lot of pent of aggression one day you’ll get laid my friend lol

@asrai1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingjamestres PHUCK YOU

That... Is not funny. Not a single joke...

But here's the thing: I saw him live and, honestly, it was really (REALLY) awful... :(

@grantk.2718

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't imagine him not being good.... Maybe he had an off night

@yellowshirting

4 жыл бұрын

@@grantk.2718 Before that show, I too wouldn't have imagined him not being good. But it was so bad that for about a month afterwards, I suffered a major crisis of comedy: "Was he really atrocious, or have I lost my sense of humor?!?!" Unfortunately, on that evening, James Acaster was awful. (shrug) C'est ma vie... Please continue enjoying him for me. :)))

@grantk.2718

4 жыл бұрын

@@yellowshirting James is on the border of awkward with all of his stuff I could see how it could go south In a certain crowd... He was probably off his game! We can only hope.

@samkatz8684

4 жыл бұрын

I saw him live in NY and he was amazinnnnng.

@yellowshirting

4 жыл бұрын

@@samkatz8684 Did he like NYC? Because he HATED my city, and he spent about three-quarters of our show shitting on us so much that he ended the night claiming we were "the reason Trump was elected." To be fair, I love New York City more than the city I'm living in. (I'm a transplant.) But to end a crappy set blaming us for a president who deeply traumatiizes me in a seriously unfunny way... Well, that was it for me and Mister Acaster.

Happenin' Cats? That's a phrase I'll try at the cafe I visit on a Sunday...