The only way I could be dangerous is if Jackie Chan uses me as a weapon.

@UditENG-xi4pu

5 жыл бұрын

lol this comment is way too underrated

@Iremanenpeice

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

@johann296

5 жыл бұрын

Looool

@sujansubba9081

5 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂

@mrkncd

5 жыл бұрын

truuuuuuuuuu

*Jackie Chan grabs a rat* "This can be a weapon too"

@demonguy5082

5 жыл бұрын

Throw that rat to enemy's mouth

@UnusualPete

5 жыл бұрын

Oh.... maybe that's why some woman killed her husband with a squirrel... 😅 *Anything is a weapon!* (I saw it on Johnny Knoxville's IG.)

@jaypunzalan6999

5 жыл бұрын

Grabs a cockroach this can be a weapon too

@lianet777

5 жыл бұрын

Daedric Blade hahahahahaha

@lianet777

5 жыл бұрын

Daedric Blade *Jacky Chan grabs a booger* “This will be a weapon too” *Flicks booger into enemy’s mouth; enemy chokes and dies*

He's so nice. He totally broke the board before she headbutted it

@ECFloki

5 жыл бұрын

Had to rewatch that a few times. Nice catch. Jackie is a true legend.

@eklipze-2473

5 жыл бұрын

Playback speed 0.25 you'll see it clearly

@siddarth3955

5 жыл бұрын

Right? Even I felt that but did not dare doubt the snake in eagle's shadow

@monihaque2929

5 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone noticed! But yeah, one smooth brother there

@rocketeer1763

5 жыл бұрын

I caught that then had to replay it, and now I’m reading this comment

"When you see a knife, yell turn and run" Words of a true kung fu master. Don't risk your life just to look cool like in a movie.

@kuro13wolf

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say first turn, then run then yell but he's the master.

@reznovvazileski3193

5 жыл бұрын

@@kuro13wolf Scare tactics I guess :')

@MithrilSludge6541

5 жыл бұрын

@IZZGAMER123 you yell first, so if your attacker backs off you don't have to do the rest

@MithrilSludge6541

5 жыл бұрын

@@kuro13wolf Also some ppl have predator instincts so if you run first they will give chase (think dogs). If you yell first they have a chance of being intimidated.

@NJ-wb1cz

5 жыл бұрын

First make sure that you can actually run.

Question on how to tie a belt Jackie Chan: KZread it

@FlowerofDissolution

6 жыл бұрын

or rather Jackie Chan (on KZread): KZread it. Me: Isn't this the Martial Arts Q&A I'm watching!

@emginger224

6 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why they can't just link them this video xD

@omegazero1990

6 жыл бұрын

Are you questioning this expert????

@luiszelaya8698

5 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

@reznovvazileski3193

5 жыл бұрын

He does realize that this was going on youtube, right? The irony... xD

"watch 200 Jackie Chan movies and you'll become a ninja master" I've watched the drunken master 200 times and now im alcoholic.

@haseyukii335

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@hugocesarchavezgutierrez5798

4 жыл бұрын

you made my day LOL

@jessiecold8091

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha this comment is too good hahahahaha

@KC16A6

4 жыл бұрын

PERFECT !

@aadityaacharya5902

4 жыл бұрын

True story matey ;)

Jackie does his own stunts, could kill someone with a tissue, yet still acts super humble and silly. Love him.

@zero_s

5 жыл бұрын

He does most of his stunts, there's still some Scene that the director doesn't let him do because it's too dangerous so sometimes he still uses double but yeah love him too

@vnxnems9216

5 жыл бұрын

@@zero_s in Hollywood yes but in hong kong all by him

@Gawlakman

5 жыл бұрын

I read cause he's older now he uses doubles more but up until a few years ago he did all his own stunts.

@dragonscargames4808

5 жыл бұрын

That's because he's Chinese and he's unlike the world we live in today: he's lovable, chill, kick back and relax type of guy with a lot of positive energy.

@siddarth3955

5 жыл бұрын

@@zero_s that's after he reached his late 40's, before that he did every one of his stunts

How to survive a knife fight by Jackie Chan: 1. Yell 2. Turn 3. Run

@manikandankarthik4215

3 жыл бұрын

practical af

@zancokjancok1854

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a Jojo reffference?

Jackie Chan is a legend, so humble and so chill even at his level of success. Man i wish i could meet him i would be so honoured.

@usmang.a7770

6 жыл бұрын

MSadamgasm Jackie Chan is a Legend, so humble and so chill yes. But don't know about the other person whoever she is

@Idtelos

6 жыл бұрын

Who is also a proud proponent of the Chinese Communist Party.

@tinlunlau1

6 жыл бұрын

I used to work for him and have met him a number of times. And trust me, your idolization of Jackie Chan kinda end there.

@verkoopprijs

6 жыл бұрын

Certainly so, though I wouldn't put it past the CCP to be using coercion.

@GeorgeStClair-kx6fj

6 жыл бұрын

olivia munn is also a martial arts genius

"Grabs cloth" Look This is a weapon too "destroys MacBook"

@nathierosado4444

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know why... But i find this hilarious 😂

@Liquid_Wisdom

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@GlennJ1988

6 жыл бұрын

You don't mess with Jacket Chan!

@CloudAshmore

6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@diproshanrai9393

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao made my day 😂😂😂

Someone should make a movie where Jackie Chan fights in an IKEA store

@bernhardkrickl3567

3 жыл бұрын

I read your comment but missed the word "in" and still agreed.

@mchan2141

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch

@LyricalLemon

3 жыл бұрын

imagine the possibilities... 0_0

@VidsOnCrack

2 жыл бұрын

Okay I didn't expect to laugh this loud

@crisscrossam

2 жыл бұрын

this kinda sorta happens, i think in the chinese zodiac movie? where jackie and another guy fight on a couch and the challenge is to not leave the couch. that was cool.

Keanu Reeves: *Grabs pencil* Jackie Chan: *Grabs rug*

@GroinFaceGroin

4 жыл бұрын

Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

@Jada95

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated

@dyent

4 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel: *Grabs Teacup*

@RifsxD

4 жыл бұрын

@@GroinFaceGroin That's The Dark Knight quote

@GroinFaceGroin

4 жыл бұрын

@@RifsxD Actually that quote has been around longer than that for decades. It's a very old saying

lmao first question: "How to break cement?" Jackie: "Use wood"

@kalebstarship

6 жыл бұрын

Robert K Ancient Chinese Secret

@lailacrawley7984

6 жыл бұрын

+team_alphalete 😂😂

@josephsua7246

6 жыл бұрын

He even showed the better way to use it too lol Lengthwise haha

@theavatar9191

6 жыл бұрын

Robert K Wang Fire, is that you?

@harrisonshu634

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Su'a I

Jackie is my hero

@draganstankovic2438

6 жыл бұрын

Mine too. I mean he filmed so many movies and he still speaks english like 5 y o bolivian baby :)

@jamiepaterson473

6 жыл бұрын

The Nocturnal Alchemist yep he is my hero as Well..since childhood.now I'm 39.lol

@eraser400

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@gmerser

6 жыл бұрын

Olivia is my hero

@nicholascai6876

6 жыл бұрын

The Nocturnal Alchemist 不要犹豫

"If Jackie Chan's not meditating, why am I gonna meditate?"

@blindspot9097

5 жыл бұрын

youre not jackie chan. you need it.

@eugene8910

4 жыл бұрын

@@blindspot9097 Hahahaha, That was the perfect response x3 I love it

@afifakapadia8247

4 жыл бұрын

@@kavvg3805 and who are you to say that huh??

@afifakapadia8247

4 жыл бұрын

@@kavvg3805 LMAO

@kavvg3805

4 жыл бұрын

@@afifakapadia8247 k

Jackie is the only person that can successfully pull off a popped collar

@antonymilne1346

4 жыл бұрын

He pulls it off so well I didn't notice it was popped. It just looks so natural on him

@woahitsnick4965

4 жыл бұрын

Uh, old school vampires

@rayrock23

4 жыл бұрын

You're right. Didn't even notice it was popped. Really effortless style.

Still young, humble and probably worth a shit ton of money. Much respect for the guy.

@ripmergen

6 жыл бұрын

young? more like old but insanely fit

@Savannah-

6 жыл бұрын

Anik Alam he donates a ton of his money, too. He's a really humble guy. I admire him a lot.

@Klobbb

6 жыл бұрын

Adele Howard lol what the heck

@icecreamalacarte

6 жыл бұрын

"How many Kung Fu movies must I watch before I become a ninja master." . . . -__-

@popeyeisgood

6 жыл бұрын

it is interesting how non cantonese speaking viewers see jackie chan as humble. he is not loved by his fellow mother tongue community anymore for various reasons. but i guess the language barrier he has in english sort of renders him as harmless and humble.

jackie Chan is the sweetest actor ever

@uscman

6 жыл бұрын

iMicca he's adorable

@miketython6554

6 жыл бұрын

iMicca idiots hear his accent and say he's sweet when they don't know shit about who he is.

@AviChetriArtwork

6 жыл бұрын

Apparently HK doesn't really like him much.

@QuizmasterLaw

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYuOxNWCmNmaZKQ.htmlm47s

@glswenson

6 жыл бұрын

Read some things about him. He's kind of shitty.

The humbleness in this video he could’ve chosen any belt but he chose the beginner white belt.

@isolvechess1941

3 жыл бұрын

To teach ;)

@akaicedtea6236

3 жыл бұрын

It's not humility in any case. He should have deferred to her to show how to tie a tae kwon do belt because she's a black belt, but shes younger less famous and a woman. Btw afaik white belt means you know nothing. That's why she said its awkward. Imho.

Never in a million years would I think of ever seeing these two together.

Now let's not ignore the fact that Jackie Chan is still rocking the popped collar in 2017...but damn he pulls it off.

@jayrajganatra8782

6 жыл бұрын

Cristian Ramirez it's an Asian thing

@Ndcontreras

6 жыл бұрын

Cristian Ramirez he really does😂

@joannanica2711

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that until now! Lol!

@natn7592

6 жыл бұрын

Jayraj Ganatra dude I live in an asian country and I've never seen anyone here with a popped collar

@jayrajganatra8782

6 жыл бұрын

I'm from India and some people think it is fashionable and do rock a popped collar. I don't mind it but it seems to really get on some people's nerves. Like WTF? It is their expression, why you gotta hate just cause someone decided to wear their clothing a certain way.

Best advice: You see tha knife, you screm, you turn, you run Optional step: more screm

@juicecantona6357

5 жыл бұрын

It is literally the first thing they teach you when defending against knife attacks. No matter how much experience you have. Still the best advice

@soundtreks

5 жыл бұрын

Yup. What she said about the knife being more dangerous than at gun at 7ft (even up to 20ft) is true.

@kuro13wolf

5 жыл бұрын

​@@soundtreks I feel like it's worth clarifying, a ready gun beats a knife at any distance. The 7 ft thing usually compares a knife with a holstered gun.

@NJ-wb1cz

5 жыл бұрын

@@kuro13wolf no you silly rabbit. Fast legs beat a knife. Running is much harder than randomly flailing a knife, and chances of meeting a guy with a knife who can also run are minuscule. Criminals tend to be impulsive morons who don't have the willpower to train anything, let alone run regularly.

@kuro13wolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@NJ-wb1cz .

*At this point* *Anything Jackie Chan uses* ... *Should be Registered as a Weapon*

@OmniscientlyMe

5 жыл бұрын

Gonna be tough getting through airport security if all your clothes are weapons.

@theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701

5 жыл бұрын

He uses his mouth

@hudsondonnell444

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes he just picks up Chuck Norris and uses him.

@DavidLinn

4 жыл бұрын

real life jason bourne

@jujubear7196

4 жыл бұрын

Security: What is that in your nose? Jackie Chan: It's air i breathe. Security: HE'S GOT A WEAPON, TAKE HIM DOWN

Jackie Chan, John Wick and Chuck Norris enters the bar. All bad guys die spontaneously.

@MrM389

5 жыл бұрын

Forgot bruce lee tho...

@DaleWesley

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrM389 he ded

@meatmangler8215

4 жыл бұрын

Dale Wesley or is he😳

@delongtsway953

4 жыл бұрын

The universe explodes

@V0r4xiz

4 жыл бұрын

So Chuck Norris dies? Cool, when can we arrange this event?

"Do you meditate?" "Noh" 😂😂😂

@Crying-Lightning

6 жыл бұрын

it's hard for people with ADD to meditate..

@mandalorian_guy

6 жыл бұрын

My Instuctor told me the more a teacher focuses on the spiritual aspects of martial arts, the more full of shit he is.

@G17x

6 жыл бұрын

Moeez Aslam 😂

@bloodycinephile

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Watson Meditating isn't spiritual its just teaching yourself to concentrate.

@KenpachiAjax

6 жыл бұрын

He cant meditate. You go to jail if u meditate in china.

Olivia: "Do you meditate ?" Jackie: "No... I'm ADD" Thank you Wise sensei.

@StonedMachine3000

6 жыл бұрын

That part cracked me up so bad

@chengwengcw8813

6 жыл бұрын

what's an ADD anyway hahaha

@StonedMachine3000

6 жыл бұрын

A person with said disorder :)

@chengwengcw8813

6 жыл бұрын

like, what kind of disorder

@StonedMachine3000

6 жыл бұрын

ADD is the abbreviation which means Attention Deficit Disorder. It has something to do with being hyper-active, in some cases i think.

0:34 he cracked the wood b4 she hit it look at it in .25 speed, what a legend

@hatakesen9278

4 жыл бұрын

Jack broke it. Probably to make sure she doesnt hurt herself.

@maeventheraven

4 жыл бұрын

Omg he’s awesome 👏🏻

@BioHazard456

4 жыл бұрын

Then her moaning after cracking the wood 0.25 speed

@47dark

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioHazard456 LMAO

I didn't know I needed this collaboration until now. Jackie is so wholesome. Olivia continues to impress me with her skills as well.

I think jackie chan is honestly such a great person

@giantred

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I understand who so many people call him "Uncle" :)

@kimchow4729

6 жыл бұрын

Rebekka yea he is not

@Shiro_TheGoblin

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's a bad dad, but pretty cool uncle.

@Ok-vr8fu

6 жыл бұрын

giantred lol yeaaa but in most Asian countries, we call uncle to anyone who looks around our uncle’s age😂

@Emrys91

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Choi his son... the convicted drug smuggler... rightttt

"Watch 200 jackie chan movies" LOL

@djulayd441

6 жыл бұрын

Kuroyukikaze Kanade I already do that and I'm not a master in Kung Fu

@dannylin597

6 жыл бұрын

Djulay D you dirty bitch

@koleth1

6 жыл бұрын

Welp......time to start binge watching...

@parkchimchim3730

6 жыл бұрын

Kuroyukikaze Kanade b

@scsascascacsa5595

6 жыл бұрын

but even after watching 200 jackie chan movie, i still cant catch flies using chopstick. :D

0:35 watch at .25 playback speed, jackie broke the wood before she headbutted it. He is so kind and precious ❤️

@dolam

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome catch. I watched it and it looked like he did two steps; (1) broke the board before she hit its with her head and (2) gave her a light tap on the head with the broken boards. Respect.

Jackie totally broke that wood when she used her head... 🤣 good stuff tho.

@lyrical2689

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂😂😂😂

1:48 First he protecc, then he attacc

@dr.user.

6 жыл бұрын

U put it in a good use 😂

@bigboss4178

6 жыл бұрын

he protecc he attacc but he also chop wood in haff

@lyn7294

5 жыл бұрын

Hex Omega no u

@user-ck9lm6xi1o

5 жыл бұрын

I unliked this comment just so I could like it again.

@ringo9237

5 жыл бұрын

... then he smashc

*"YOU NEED THE TALISMAN JACKIE!"*

@DontHateButDislike

6 жыл бұрын

Dexter Batt Love that show

@LunarZyrus

6 жыл бұрын

Dexter Batt AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA One more thing

@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496

6 жыл бұрын

Dexter Batt gwee gwo goo gon fighting sao

@doodle8386

6 жыл бұрын

Uncle:Jackie! Jackie:yes uncle? Uncle:did go make coffee this morning? Jackie: no uncle Uncle:Do you live Uncle Jackie? Jackie:yes uncle Uncle:then you make coffee, coffee is the only thing keeping uncles ancient heart beating. Do you want dead uncle? Nooo! Then you make coffee!

@jakelineychavez

6 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂

Kata for knife defense: 1. Yell 2. Turn 3. Run

@9o1ybius

4 жыл бұрын

Mosco Monster literally true, nice job

"No one wins a knife fight, one guy just gets cut less badly"

@Draknareth

3 жыл бұрын

The phrase I always heard was "The winner of a knife fight gets to die in the ambulance instead of in the street"

Jackie Chan is one of the best things that has happened since the universe came into existence! Edit : Wow. So many of you agree with me. That's good to know.

@pyrimad8

6 жыл бұрын

A K eh

@arielx9284

6 жыл бұрын

totally

@Hellnawwh

6 жыл бұрын

A K we need more people like him

@karenling2106

6 жыл бұрын

i love you jackie

@lee-lemon

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, we have the same name. :D

"How many Kung Fu movies do I need to watch to be a Ninja master?" Probably the same amount of Golf movies you need to watch to be a Basketball master

@limchunwei

6 жыл бұрын

That boy should watch naruto

@quietdominator666

5 жыл бұрын

I watched basketball diaries and became a heroin addict..

@mandeep3.14

5 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf 🤨🤔 xD, smh

@allenellsworth6634

5 жыл бұрын

Well that joke went over OPs head.

@dorjjodvo1992

5 жыл бұрын

@@allenellsworth6634 lol

Randoms: How do i chop cement? Jackie: Shows how to break plywood

@supersayainjesus7204

4 жыл бұрын

except that isn't plywood.

@MrParkerman6

4 жыл бұрын

It is wood that is plyable, therefore it IS plywood, yu dumbass

"Jackie Chan is so nice, he broke the plank before she headbutted it" He wasn't acting nice. He was acting smart. one headbutt alone could injure her head badly if done wrong

@ShivamSharma-hn1lh

3 жыл бұрын

Good observation

@mavoc3094

3 жыл бұрын

She has done Taekwondo her entire life, is a black belt, and that cheap wood wouldn't have been an issue for anyone.

@Chet22

3 жыл бұрын

I think he did it because he was certain she would not break it with the head, and it would look bad on her. Calculated.

@random2985

3 жыл бұрын

But you have an anime profile picture.

@SleepyCinnamon

2 жыл бұрын

@@random2985 and? so do i, but im an actual martial artist, u have a lowercase r with an orange background as your pfp u cant be talking

Somebody needs to create a formula for eternal life. Jackie Chan is a patrimony for human kind.

@timrodriguez1706

6 жыл бұрын

Bruno Oliveira your muscles 😍💜

0:34, Jackie crack the wood with his hands before she hit it! What a legend!

@akshayganesh4229

5 жыл бұрын

didnt notice first

@neilboyne4184

5 жыл бұрын

@@akshayganesh4229 omg did u not and anyway she would hurt her head by breaking that board

@whiteicenotnice1872

5 жыл бұрын

Dennis Li Jackie should’ve did Drunken Fist tiger Beer👊🏻😵

@blue4980

5 жыл бұрын

Had to slow it cuz it was so fast

@derickh4315

5 жыл бұрын

Years of experience doing stunt and camera angle. I couldn't even spot it til the comments pointed it out

1:40 he almost slipped into the Mandarin “you” for a moment that was nice

I love Jackie; the man is an icon and still remains humble and kind.

@razkable

3 жыл бұрын

most people claim to be artists and give the craft their all..this man is the only one who actually lives by that motto and proves it 10 fold ...hes the best actor martial artist and stunt man ever....

Jackie Chan is true inspiration !

@kleevorpos1838

6 жыл бұрын

damn youre a bot magnet lol

@dhruv9370

6 жыл бұрын

kleevorp os1 lmao

@prelunatics

6 жыл бұрын

THOT BOTS

@reubendapiton573

6 жыл бұрын

DnK 55 that woman's tits is inspiring

@dhruv9370

6 жыл бұрын

I_ REUBEN Fuck Jackie Chan, I was looking at her and those tits throughout the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What a fucking legend.

@movieswithmatticus5469

6 жыл бұрын

Yea but has he killed a man with a pencil?

@kasukeyuchia6635

6 жыл бұрын

+Movies with Matticus john wick reference nice 😏

I love both of these guys so much. I wish they worked together in almost anything. I would totally watch it.

4:14 jackie could can take on anyone but end of the day his advice is he'd rather avoid a fight if possible. What a legend.

I had a bad day but just watching this video gave me a smile. Jackie is awesome

@felipecarvalho1038

6 жыл бұрын

I now it has passed 4 days already, but I hope you're better, bro. Have a nice day tomorrow! ;)

@Far-cw8sh

6 жыл бұрын

Amar AM7 I saw you in several Videos of jackie Chan. Saw you on conon channel first.

@samuel19991

6 жыл бұрын

Farhad Hemat me too lol

@binghamaaron1220

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gonawazgomarnawazmar1262

6 жыл бұрын

Amar AM7 ya said that 2 time bra

Just realized I watch all of Jackie's videos with a smile on.

@georgeisaak5321

6 жыл бұрын

hahahaha me too !!!! Smiling must be his natural face i think !!!!

@flipakine

6 жыл бұрын

ShowTube how do you not watch all of his with a smile. he's so entertaining! too many call his kung fu fake. he just knows how to sell it.

@gutspuck721

6 жыл бұрын

wow! me too! I love the man, he is so positive!

@MrNose-tw7cz

6 жыл бұрын

ShowTube natural , me too

@VIZOR_AxK

6 жыл бұрын

George Isaak he meant he smiles while watching jackie's vids.

4:05 - apes together strong.

2 performers I love and respect. Olivia is underrated as a comic actor. Jackie is, well, Jackie Chan.

The hand chop was genuine, but go to 0:34 and reduce speed to 0.25x. You'll see the difference.

@ViperCannabis

6 жыл бұрын

i actually think what he did was nice ... shit might've hurt ... granted she would've still broke it though

@belletiggeler2579

6 жыл бұрын

there goes the magic...

@mrbutish

6 жыл бұрын

Did he bend the wood to fracture it just as she hit it? o.o

@rolynfangcovillarde452

6 жыл бұрын

Atharva Dhekne Hahahaha Nc

@shudidesai

6 жыл бұрын

Devashish Sood He times it very well indeed. Just as she about to make contact with the block, he pushes into her head, he accelerates the block extremely quickly through her head, vastly increasing the reaction force and breaking the block.

Why was everybody Kung fu fighting?

@Abraxxis

6 жыл бұрын

Because those kids were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing.

@millerrepin4452

6 жыл бұрын

because they wanted to see if they were going to be as fast as lightning

@Neri4x4

6 жыл бұрын

Batman Jr. Damn it... I shouldnt have laughed so hard at this... 😂😂😂

@aidanrogers4438

6 жыл бұрын

MrNightMenace Yeah, well they are funky China men, from funky China Town.

@Abraxxis

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, yes! I remember now! There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong!

A fight start, "Get your Jacket!" A fire start, "Get your Jacket!" Going to McDonald's, "Get your jacket!. Make sure you bring wallet with you"

@dianasakura4743

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

@luzelledelacruz9469

4 жыл бұрын

1. Get your jacket 2. Hang it up 3. Drop it on the ground 4. Put it on 5. Take it off

Jackie Chan is the most resourceful superhero! No cape, no weapon but everything around him!

@flowermanofgod7226

6 жыл бұрын

Mary Grace but he uses everything around as his weapon...

"Then you gone....you gone." What a legend.

I want to see Keanu Reeves and Jackie Chan in a movie with Olivia Munn

@nathanschallack

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu Reeves?

@TurdFurgeson571

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanschallack Kiana is his step sister who is 30 years older than him. She doesn't even act and claims to have never seen any of Keanu's movies.

@chrisalan6476

4 жыл бұрын

Try Pornhub maybe?

@shadowswithin702

4 жыл бұрын

I would def watch that

@unplugged123

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Munn sucks. Why even bother to put her in a movie with these legends?

First Jackie protecc then he attacc

@zosqi

6 жыл бұрын

Stormy2k but most importantly, he movie *ACC*

@SanjuSingh

6 жыл бұрын

Stormy2k then extract and finally detract.

@ziljin

6 жыл бұрын

Second Jackie Chen respecc wamen

@pinecone425

6 жыл бұрын

Most importantly, he come bacc

@mrgallbladder

6 жыл бұрын

Jackie Chan and Crazy Russian Hacker do an episode together

srsly ppl if someone has a knife, unless he is close enough to stab you, just run and gtfo

@klausgaming7365

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Also, if you are not alone, all you have to do is run faster than your mate.

@adambugala705

6 жыл бұрын

Adam as a second degree black belt I can confirm that that is the first thing we are taught when confronted by someone with a weapon

@mildmanneredthinkingman9323

6 жыл бұрын

100% agree. Run, run run. Don't be a hero. Knives are dangerous, even more when someone is skilled with one.

@PeterJavi

6 жыл бұрын

I was once approached by someone holding knife and yelling to give me money. I jumped back in my car and booked it.

@winterfox6930

6 жыл бұрын

What if he throws it at you? :o

Jackie shopping for jackets Jackie: " oh yeah they gone with this one" 1:45

1:51 "you're gone, you're gone." Exactly what I tell my wife after she's had two bottles of liquor.

Aww love Jackie Chan he is so sweet you could tell he was the one breaking the wood for her.

@CallMeBees

6 жыл бұрын

I mean....no. Those boards are flimsy as shit.

@6laka.

6 жыл бұрын

Those are competition boards, you can tap them and they'll break.

@ashleyvang1368

6 жыл бұрын

Hmm well you guys are probably right...but the reason i say it is because the wood breaks before she even hits it so thats very sweet of him

@mastaw

6 жыл бұрын

Ashley Barrozo That's because of the framerate. It's not difficult to break the wood.

@bmo229

6 жыл бұрын

She has a point, those boards are really easy to break but if you slow it down, the first strike the camera clearly cuts as the board breaks, kinda skipping the actual hit. The one with her using her head, she very obviously doesn't even touch that thing. Slowing down the video makes that even more clear.

i well teach you some skill Savage 101%

@kuroyukikazekanade7557

6 жыл бұрын

aslan ketane 😂

@s0meRand0m129

6 жыл бұрын

*will

@cancercell670

6 жыл бұрын

Alana Patterson Fuck off spam bot.

@rodyinjapan

6 жыл бұрын

ahahahahahha

“The fear of death is only a result of an unfulfilled life” “a man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time”

Totally just watched this and loving it.

Olivia: Now I've learned how to take down someone with a knife. Jackie: Uh no, you don't. You just run and scream for help.

@boringperson-zb8vy

4 жыл бұрын

Which is correct. If you're outside of the knifeman's killzone (7 feet of them), you're safer than if you weren't. Just be sure to put maximum distance between you though, and keep running

@r3tr3x

4 жыл бұрын

High heels : im gonna end this mans whole career

@mariosebastiani3214

4 жыл бұрын

It's not so difficult to take down someone with a knife. I mean, it's more difficult without... or if that person has a knife too.

@priyotoshde7636

4 жыл бұрын

Running is good fr health btw fr the attacker also ..You'll run thn he will run after u both will run and screams... people will gonna record it with camera instead of saving you n that's how Rush hour 4 will b made😄

@isolvechess1941

3 жыл бұрын

@@boringperson-zb8vy enemy could throw

Jackie is a legend. He doesn't even look 63 years old.

@karakun1

6 жыл бұрын

He looks to be in his 50s. If he had grey hair then yeah he would look 63

@d_ram1355

6 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t*

@purefoldnz3070

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he looks at least 73

@ivanacuk2894

6 жыл бұрын

Purefoldnz He would still kick your pathetic ass.

@jerrycorrea5974

6 жыл бұрын

123vinimaxo456 He looks 26.

Jackie after literally just giving you a stare : N then u gone u gone

Very good!!! Thanks for this greatly composed content

0:02 No need to introduce yourself Jackie, everyone knows you 💛 just say hi ✋😄 A living legend ✨

Jackie looks really good for 63.

@rozikhan2744

5 жыл бұрын

Lots of hair dye and make up

@MariaRamirez-ns2eq

5 жыл бұрын

Asian genes

@peterd1623

5 жыл бұрын

Asians age well

@ScoutJoe

5 жыл бұрын

Asian genes my man

@lugit36

5 жыл бұрын

Asian don’t raisin, black don’t crack

Man look at Jackie, I love his movies and he's one of my favorite action stars... A living legend

3:54 this is a classic kids story in Chinese culture, except originally told with chopsticks. Together we are stronger

@uddhavsuryawanshi5177

4 жыл бұрын

Really Bro, it is also told in indian culture !!

@rifarira9160

4 жыл бұрын

Well i though its a culture in almost all asian land. In indonesia we have something similiar to this.

Master Yu: May I help you? Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you? Master Yu: Yu. Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu. Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you? Master Yu: I have told you! Detective James Carter: Are you deaf? Master Yu: No. Yu is blind. Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind. Master Yu: That is what I just said. Detective James Carter: You just said what? Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu. Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you. Master Yu: And Yu was answering. Detective James Carter: Shut up! Detective James Carter: You! Master Yu: Yes? Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name? Mi: Mi. Detective James Carter: Yes, you. Mi: I'm Mi. Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu. Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here!

@LonelyStardefender

6 жыл бұрын

Marko Gaši we need one more...gawd i loved those ones

@dewokbabys3140

6 жыл бұрын

Marko Gaši yeyeyeyyeyeyeyuvuqwgdbl qwqijdn

@usmang.a7770

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was gold

@Daizeallen

6 жыл бұрын

OHMYGOD, priceless man

@Lunatico805

6 жыл бұрын

Left out the best part "Him!"

Don't want to be that guy, but on seeing this video, it made me realize how much I, and everyone else appreciates Jackie Chan. When he does eventually pass on, as everyone shall, I believe his passing will be as mourned, and his life as celebrated, as Michael Jackson's.

@paulovinicius9940

6 жыл бұрын

elton forlemu It will be like losing a family member to me.

@darkrac2

6 жыл бұрын

elton forlemu more than mj bruh

@Gnarkill60

6 жыл бұрын

elton forlemu shut up, he'll never die

@93Legit

6 жыл бұрын

elton forlemu i think jackie chan is 100 times better than michael jackson. mj is overrated.

@Sharingan6500ify

6 жыл бұрын

Nothing but truth man he's an icon

What a GREAT video- a lot of fun!

Love how Jackie puts his collars up to loook more cool😎

his birthday should be a national holiday

@denzel5500

6 жыл бұрын

*International

@adamleon9128

6 жыл бұрын

No

@moola9755

6 жыл бұрын

There's like a massive party and concert on his birthday in china

@CrazyCircles1

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Leon Yes

@GhettoJohnWick

6 жыл бұрын

Corey Williams don't let Chuck Norris see this.

Not sure if true or not but i heard Jackie Chan pays the full expense for everyone he works with stunt wise for health insurance. Because insurance company's try to charge a massive rate on him and anything he is in. Dunno if its true but it sounds like some thing Jackie Chan would do.

@mrmushin1

6 жыл бұрын

DodgeWatt Very true, well loved by everyone who works with and works for him as well

@nathanbrown8196

6 жыл бұрын

Its because... Chan's the Man!

@AKhellbindeR

6 жыл бұрын

It's true. Jackie has had his own stunt team for decades. They do many movies, not just his own, and he pays for everything because insurance wont, which is understandable i guess.

@DetentionEntertainment100

6 жыл бұрын

When he was younger he bought houses for some of his stuntmen, paid for weddings, they said at one of his honor ceremonies.

@chendaddy

6 жыл бұрын

His stunt team is its own company and entity, and his disciples often go on to have very prominent stunt coordinating and action directing careers of their owns. So it's not Jackie Chan taking money out of his own pocket, it's the Jackie Chan Stunt Team's company insurance.

Best defense against an assailant with a knife: run away.

Jackie is always wonderful. What a man.

Jackie Chan is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs

@slurp3194

5 жыл бұрын

lol jakie chan needs no protection he "jakie chan never die"

@bismillahir

5 жыл бұрын

International treasure**

@Iremanenpeice

5 жыл бұрын

He's immortal 😁

@juicecantona6357

5 жыл бұрын

@@Iremanenpeice he better be.

@jasonlisonbee

5 жыл бұрын

Careful. Attempting literal immortality can lead to infinite cost overruns.

Olivia is so hot.... But jackie is a legend!

@loucard1752

6 жыл бұрын

nah too much make up

@Sjg04

5 жыл бұрын

U gonna go BERSERK on her. I know ur a Doom fan ;)

@nhoxkid3863

5 жыл бұрын

These booby 😂

@miskogwanredfeather5135

5 жыл бұрын

She is not hot

@kthunder079

5 жыл бұрын

She only has perfect hair, perfect eyes, skin, figure, and teeth and personality.

1:51 jesus the ferociousness in jackie's eyes

Jackie is so pure for this world

1:46 *RIP* Macbook 😩

@youwatch2muchtv

6 жыл бұрын

Saud Ahmed thats a surface pro you noob

@TrichbeeT

6 жыл бұрын

What you mean r.i.p? More like: "It was an HONOR getting whipped"

@iprobhavesmalldicklikerevi207

6 жыл бұрын

Haha doesn't matter anyway. Both should getting whipped 😁

@nateetan3186

6 жыл бұрын

It's ok it kinda liked it 😏

@iqbalbara8538

6 жыл бұрын

Saud Ahmed fuck haha im laughing

I've been kickboxing for about 7 years and practicing Muay Thai for 4. But I'm still not about to fight a guy who's wielding a knife or a gun frik that, I'm noping the hell out of there. *Mad respect to Jackie Chan though, who would literally destroy you with a piece of cloth if you had a knife.*

@pebblez_

6 жыл бұрын

Nice Try weak give me ur skills

@YodaDJmaster

6 жыл бұрын

Azyatic Hey don't get me wrong, the lessons I've learned as a fighter have been perfect for self defense (or in some of my cases, defending someone else,) fair fights are easy for me, but if my hypothetical opponent is standing there with a swiss army knife, I'm not running at him unless I've got one of my own.

@pebblez_

6 жыл бұрын

Nice Try knee his ass before he move a muscle

@NotHarpoGroucho

6 жыл бұрын

It depends on how long the cloth is, you could twist it up and whip the knife out of the attackers hand, and then just keep whipping them.

@Guts_Brando

6 жыл бұрын

Kane Hearst lmfao

@0:30 Jackie trying to fool us. 😂😂😂

I LOVE JACKIE CHAN. I've seen all his movies many times. He's a LIVING LEGEND!

Id rather be best friends with jackie chan than be in a relationship with olivia.

@spider2094

5 жыл бұрын

David Osburn I agree

@johnbotelho3453

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@georgebalderas4942

5 жыл бұрын

What did she do to her face??

@Antonio-bf2pc

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. She was hot before. Now she looks kinda wierd

@philspaghet

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing against Olivia, Jackie Chan is just that badass

1 was probably 6 when I watched drunken master and police story. And they all had bloopers after. That colored my image for Jackie, nothing but love. Hollywood needs more of him.. Can't wait for THE FOREIGNER tho...

@Oyashio202

6 жыл бұрын

Sadly, not one of the better JC movies. The plot was all over the place and everything felt forced.

when you see a knife scream and run. very good advice.

its incredible how much energy jackie chan has for his age. I hope to one day be this energetic lol

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Practice martial arts your entire life XD

It seems Jackie Chan is beloved everywhere by many different people and cultures.

@loguchennai

6 жыл бұрын

SpaceTimeSlayer Jackie was my childhood superstar .. I watched every single movies atleast 5times in TV ,phone ,PC ..I'm HUGE fan of him.. I'm from china ..

@koenayskpbrother7163

6 жыл бұрын

I watch every of his vid and movies even if I don't understand

@AimForMyHead81

6 жыл бұрын

SpaceTimeSlayer ikr

@calforrai

6 жыл бұрын

he's not that well liked back in Hongkong. Western people love him because they're not familiar with his or his family's scandals.

@dsx4AI

6 жыл бұрын

Cos he always smiles when on camera. I mean a legit smile

If you reduce the speed of the video at 0:35 you can see that Jackie Chan breaks the wood before her head hits it.

@kuroyukikazekanade7557

6 жыл бұрын

She must be wondering how did my head not hit anything and it broke😂

@stephenstrange8336

6 жыл бұрын

i think he didnt want to take any risks

@Jmagee2113

6 жыл бұрын

I saw it on normal speed lol thought it was just me

@kayamari1244

6 жыл бұрын

Gucci Versace omg😂😂

@jarehelt

6 жыл бұрын

Gucci Versace How do you slow down youtube videos??

1:46 the slap gets me everytime 😂

I really don't want Jackie to get old

I absolutely love Jackie Chan, no matter what he does he always seems so excited!

@zackchen1832

6 жыл бұрын

TendedTadpole2 I

He is one of the people that you do not want him get older. I love you Jackie