“Every shade of your moms lipstick” Oof noise: *100%*

@thesymbiotee

3 жыл бұрын

1.1k likes but no replies?

@juanintheclouds

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesymbiotee i know right?

@sameerhafeez7029

3 жыл бұрын

The Symbiote how is it even possible that 1.8k people read this comment but on 3 of em took the liberty of replying

@Strykar86

3 жыл бұрын

Here's another reply for you. I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard his response 😂

@brightlife7367

3 жыл бұрын

19999%

The guy who tried to come at Kumail should probably never get on the internet ever again.

@spikesshadow8683

4 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Sevenfold and different shades of butthole

@heyheyheyheyheyhey76

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing comeback. Smart and on the spot but simply. Legendary.

@xxrein.

3 жыл бұрын

He just freaking roasted that person!!

@doritos6893

3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, the hater retired after 30 Minutes or Less

@akkajshsvsakakajjagagsgaja6007

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie D he still active and has a podcast

The guy who roasted kumail can now be found in the mountains of himalaya leading a very pious life of a monk.

@florida_kilos

2 жыл бұрын

bestie he's actually nowhere to be found 💀

@florida_kilos

2 жыл бұрын

not even on the Himalayas 💀

@user-bt5je1gp4e

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no no no he was never found again...

@Sk-ec3cq

2 жыл бұрын

He vanished and evaporated than and there😅

@marianavarro4704

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Kumails response was easily the most savage in all of mean tweets history

@clintonmarunyane3096

2 жыл бұрын

what i said

@douglasknoll3500

2 жыл бұрын

Grade Skool lower digits @ best...!

@Rtp174

Жыл бұрын

Best ever

@TinaKim96

Жыл бұрын

Deadass best comeback anywhere ever.

@JoshuaCastillo6309

Жыл бұрын

Michael Keaton’s was pretty brutal as well.

Kumail: Every shade of your mom's lipstick *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

@hhhtsuhar

4 жыл бұрын

That tweet was a set-up for that reply.

@captainfire8908

4 жыл бұрын

How is there an OJ meme here

@nathanwilliams3316

4 жыл бұрын

And her butrhole

@kaedennnlol1481

4 жыл бұрын

He’s so funny

@richardking1438

4 жыл бұрын

It's a very old joke

Twitter Person: tries to insult Kumail Kumail: Peace was never an option

@krypto1390

3 жыл бұрын

Brayden P LMAO yes. When I read your comment I reached the part of the video. Also u have 1.1k likes

@donaldrump242

3 жыл бұрын

Krypto it’s at 2.1k now lol

@krypto1390

3 жыл бұрын

Donald Rump LOL

@DominguezSK

3 жыл бұрын

@@krypto1390 he went full CIV gandhi on him

@krypto1390

3 жыл бұрын

Brayden P no problem my guy

Literally cracked up when Lawrence said "how do they know" 🤣

@Zain0_0

Жыл бұрын

It was not funny really... If that's your sense of humor then rip

@Czyb20

Жыл бұрын

@@Zain0_0 no need for toxicity everyone is and can be different nobody wants to be as sad as you reacting over another person's 'OPINION'.

@Hazzaraze

Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@nomadsland7195

9 ай бұрын

@@Zain0_0 explain why it was not

@RideAcrossTheRiver

5 ай бұрын

@@nomadsland7195 She showed him NO enthusiasm

Kumail Nanjiani's comeback is still the most savage one yet

@BullC6

2 жыл бұрын

True. Came back to this after watching the latest mean tweets.

@douglasknoll3500

2 жыл бұрын

Most AVERAGE...!

"Every shade of ur mom's lipsticks" *DESTRUCTION 100*

@iadd2568

4 жыл бұрын

張哲纶 and her butthole Destruction 10,000

@mrunnizuttan3973

4 жыл бұрын

Destruction 300

@mithunm8266

4 жыл бұрын

Destruction 999999

@hhhtsuhar

4 жыл бұрын

The tweet was a set-up for that reply ..not an instantaneous reply ..

@fatimahadid1730

4 жыл бұрын

I was the like number 1000

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" *I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!*

@GeeksofMucklebee

4 жыл бұрын

Love the Phantom Menace quote!

@apex3683

4 жыл бұрын

Payton Borland lmao , I wasn’t even that guy , even that herded me lol

@gezzarandom

4 жыл бұрын

Yup lol

@siddharth2796

3 жыл бұрын

A lot

@user-pl9yq3fc8u

3 жыл бұрын

r/woosh, it's a *SETUP* joke, there isn't anything original or funny about it and to make it worse ,every 5 year old kid and their mother knows it.

I love how the rest just either took the insult, laughed and made a joke about it while Kumail fought fire with fire 😂

@DocRunaway

Жыл бұрын

He fought fire with the seven plagues. That was savage.

@ytpete2

7 ай бұрын

Yeah dude he fought fire with nuclear weaponry

I love Gal Gadot lol “they’re here, they’re here, don’t worry”😆❤️

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

More than a mouthful's a waste.

@harleyquinn6692

2 жыл бұрын

@@dalethelander3781 🤨

@sting2death2

Жыл бұрын

Gal Gadot is a mongrel.

@joaniekeyser4036

Жыл бұрын

And she is pretty well-endowed up top if the top of her Wonder Woman battle gear is anything to go by. Although I hear she was at least 4 months pregnant when she was filming the first one, so that may have had something to do with it.

@John64125

10 ай бұрын

Just rewatching these clips. I can just imagine if Gal was your gal you would constantly complain about her cup size! People have such high standards nowadays. I could definitely overlook that supposed failing.

Person: Insults Kumail Kumail: *Then You Shall Die*

@anakinvader9120

4 жыл бұрын

@@aryabharath2946 *sToLeN*

@anakinvader9120

4 жыл бұрын

@@aryabharath2946 Whatever makes your little heart happy

@egedenizgogen7978

4 жыл бұрын

@@anakinvader9120 Damn anakin we know you have experience about roasting but chill out.

@virgin1792

4 жыл бұрын

Kumail: I killed them not just the men but the women and children too !

Random dude : Decides to Roast Kumail Kumail : *so you have chosen death*

@tarunpratap017

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@berkaslan1624

4 жыл бұрын

@Maribor Forest yeah that just ruined it lmao

@galactic_cake1027

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone rewatch the ending too much

@rstrid5505

4 жыл бұрын

@ben marks Oh look! The super original clever commenter showed up to make an asinine post. Hooray!

@jacob_90s

4 жыл бұрын

hope that guy's name was Ed: *So, you have chosen death Ed boy...*

Kumail Nanjiani's comeback will never be topped 😭💀

@douglasknoll3500

2 жыл бұрын

That's NOT what Kumails Mom said as she wiped lipstick off her BUTT

@skflwphgaawfas7402

Жыл бұрын

And when he fights joe wellah, he gonna get dropped

@HaroonAzizi-qi1sy

8 ай бұрын

@@skflwphgaawfas7402 wtf are you talking about

Moral of the story: Do not even attempt to insult of Kumail

“ Every Shade Of Your Mom’s Lipstick “ Career Ender 100.

@darkmaester8370

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@yardeeknowwhoitis8144

3 жыл бұрын

@M what does that have to do with anything.

@fawzanahmad9781

3 жыл бұрын

@M ok

@ivyfalls1

2 жыл бұрын

@M There are only about 200 countries in the world. Nice try.

@melbell0865

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivyfalls1 even better, there’s not even 200: there’s only 197 countries.

The last one is more powerful than six infinity stones

@user-cd5wf2bk9j

4 жыл бұрын

The last one is the 7th infinity stone

@ShobhitShuklaJi

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cd5wf2bk9j and i am Iron Man

@deadpool4662

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShobhitShuklaJi i am groot

@ShobhitShuklaJi

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadpool4662 but I am stil Iron man

@mxplechii

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShobhitShuklaJi *i am Steve Rogers*

“Mean tweets”? More like “mean Kumail Najiani”💀

Kumail Nanjiani has a mind of a wizard to think of a comeback that good on the spot...well damn.

@douglasknoll3500

2 жыл бұрын

"Wizard" of anal-Sodomy..?

Guy: *roasts Kumail* Kumail: You don't even realize that you're dead

@hammadullah1907

3 жыл бұрын

Guy roasts kumail Kumail: *Not Today*

@definitelysomeone6615

3 жыл бұрын

Omae wa mou shinderu...

@zivemmavad4422

3 жыл бұрын

Guy: roasts Kumail Kumail: You don't even realize that you're dead

@zethwhippy3929

3 жыл бұрын

@@definitelysomeone6615 ty

@_harryaroraa

3 жыл бұрын

@@definitelysomeone6615 noni

Kumail is one of those guys who everyone wants to roast but then he whips out the nastiest comebacks that make you wish you never messed with him in the first place.😂

@PudWhacker

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nikheshk9654

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@kedoh75

2 жыл бұрын

Seems so...

@freddyfazbear7165

2 жыл бұрын

You can’t do anything to stop him… I died at the end

@rachelparker8239

2 жыл бұрын

I freakin love him that was such a hilarious comeback 😭😂🤣😆❤

"every shade of your moms lipstick" i literally cant breathe help

Kumail Nanjiani's comeback is epic. He is the kind of guy who orders a Big Mac at Wendy's and they give it to him.

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" He looks like the dude who'd easily get roasted, but he's the person you actually don't want to have a roast battle with

@_theshinyproteangreninja_1329

3 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s you

@HaydenNK3

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man You don't have a mustache ! I'm a big fan

@rocksalot2030

3 жыл бұрын

...i mean for god sake

@rocksalot2030

3 жыл бұрын

How many comments do u make ? U are everywhere

@slc_

3 жыл бұрын

hi!

Kumail response was iconic.

@Dynomafia139

6 жыл бұрын

That's an odd choise of words

@maxz9204

6 жыл бұрын

Mony Vantha ironic*

@sebu9722

6 жыл бұрын

Mony Vantha Oh I read Ironic and thought ??? But then I realized..

@Hashem1271

6 жыл бұрын

verbal destruction

@pamecalle7957

6 жыл бұрын

So much BURN

The way Jennifer Lawrence took that tweet with a joke was great, but Alec Baldwin killed it :-D

@snakeeateerrrrr

Жыл бұрын

😂

@DwarfKng

Жыл бұрын

Bruh that last line is a violation 😅

@soniaddii

Жыл бұрын

“Alec baldwin killed it” nah bye that was not it 💀

I admire the actors that read the insults written about them and burst out laughing. To so easily let that stuff roll off one’s back is an admirable trait.

Imagine Kumail’s comeback was written on the dude’s grave stone.

@Imperius_Rex_753

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it is. Kumail got to him

@ashishprince4982

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Saitama-ur3lq

2 жыл бұрын

no gravestone for kumail though

@antony1563

2 жыл бұрын

imagine being Asian by birth lmaoo

@soban6396

2 жыл бұрын

@@antony1563 man....I'm southeast asian with my dad from asia pacific...my parents came together for the sole purpose of making me unilaterally asian

Last guy was savage AF

@alpa8415

6 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi i thought you werent brave enough for politics?

@stormtraitor6545

6 жыл бұрын

He maybe savage... but you have the high ground!

@davemars80

6 жыл бұрын

Sully Uddin so uncivilized

@itsatrap9229

6 жыл бұрын

Another happy landing

@nicolasmoreno4238

6 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi pretty savage from you when you cut anakin’s legs off

Is it me or anyone else keep coming here to watch kumail's comeback? Hands down the best comeback ever!!!

@SartajVirdi

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

@TWFUF

4 ай бұрын

Not at all, wasn’t funny 1 bit

Anyone: *tries to insult Kumail in the meanest way possible* Kumail: "That's cute..."

Kumail: every shade of your mom's lipstick *FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT*

@hiroshiramasendjews9539

3 жыл бұрын

Not even gorilla glue can fix that..........

@thatsalot3577

3 жыл бұрын

Because that's a lot of damage

@samoyha1

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@userm180

3 жыл бұрын

for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven🤍

@Jamesroll5366

3 жыл бұрын

@M wtf

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick." This is officially my favorite roast now.

@knightlywill4671

6 жыл бұрын

I was eating I now have no more food

@drewpeacock4066

6 жыл бұрын

Secret Agent Michael Lee you're killing me, dave

@13din

6 жыл бұрын

Secret Agent Michael Lee he killed the last one👍👍

@boltmarksman488

6 жыл бұрын

+Drew Peacock I know where you're going with this. I'm afraid I can't do that.

@MsBarryP

6 жыл бұрын

I hate laughing tears.

At this moment, marvel knew they had their etarnal kingo.

Kumails comeback is gonna go down in history🤣🤣🤣

“Yes. Every shade of your mom’s lipstick.” Me: OHHHH “And her butthole.” Me: Stop! He’s already dead!

@benjason_94

3 жыл бұрын

cmon, it wasn't funny

Kumail: “Yes. Every shade of your mom’s lipstick” My phone: *catches on fire*

@freddyfazbear7165

2 жыл бұрын

Dam

@sad.brokenhelplesskid163

2 жыл бұрын

He said mom's lipstick and mom's butthole

@pa81pa19

2 жыл бұрын

@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 I bet "every shade of ur mom's lip" that much is enough to caught phone on fire

@sad.brokenhelplesskid163

2 жыл бұрын

@@pa81pa19 I thought for a second that this was a swear mocking about mom ,then I realised comment section was this

@pa81pa19

2 жыл бұрын

@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 😂😂

okay everyone knows Kumail's comeback is the greatest ever, but we need to appreciate how John Lithgow handled his roast

@TWFUF

4 ай бұрын

Kumails was not funny

KUMAIL 💀💀💀 LITERALLY DESTROYED THAT GUY 😂🤣

Someone: **trying to roast kumail** Kumail: "so you have chosen death"

@adamwebb831

3 жыл бұрын

Surely old mate who made that comment has shutdown his twitter account

@angeloeleo12

3 жыл бұрын

Abhinandan would choose death the next time he would cross a border 😂

@angeloeleo12

3 жыл бұрын

@Warrior Boy India needs to take care of their own covid patients first

@Unstoppable724

3 жыл бұрын

@@angeloeleo12 he would love to cross the border again and again, because Imrand Khan offer him her wife's milk tea. That's why tea is fantastic.

@nikhilchoudhary843

3 жыл бұрын

Newer ever mess with an indian because they are best roaster

The last response charged my phone battery to a 100%

@justandrei1939

4 жыл бұрын

Really? It fried my motherboard.

@owengordon6207

4 жыл бұрын

Best reaction!

@kazoo526

4 жыл бұрын

It charged mine to 200

@nyagechiram9761

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have no battery anymore

@user-db4st4ru1b

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Keaton's change of expression and delivery are priceless

@neilzaza1501

2 жыл бұрын

His response was both equally hilarious and terrifying.

@oneleafaday348

Жыл бұрын

It's such a unique talent

Kumail might have dropped a nuke there, but Bob Odenkirk's absolute confusion was peak comedy.

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" DAAAAMNNNNN😂😂😂😂 I almost screamed

@muetiny6978

6 жыл бұрын

And her butthole! Don't forget it

@djw200333

6 жыл бұрын

I woke everyone in the house up

@dynamoyt5656

6 жыл бұрын

That was epic !

@foljs5858

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's an old joke punchline with almost the exact same setup ("Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick -- I got a rainbow on my d**k."). The other guy gave K. the perfect opportunity to use it...

@BaronessJames

6 жыл бұрын

I actually did 😲😀

"I'mma "... "I,M,M,A" "is that even a word??"😂😂😂😂😂

@agustinaagustina4195

3 жыл бұрын

I love her

@diane7371

3 жыл бұрын

@@agustinaagustina4195 lol me too🥺

@tessierab4489

3 жыл бұрын

@@agustinaagustina4195 WHO DOESN’T

@tamannarahman899

3 жыл бұрын

What's its meaning?🤔

@KindaCoolDad

3 жыл бұрын

@@tamannarahman899 imma = I'm going to

Kumail : Every shade of Ur mom's lipstick My eyes : Stop it I'm burning

Kumail's clapback was legendary.

"EVERY SHADE OF YOUR MOM'S LIPSTICK" NOOOOOOOO KUMAIL LMAOOO

@ryanmac323

6 жыл бұрын

JasonCanasian and her butthole

@shawnwilliams7757

6 жыл бұрын

He went hard

@aarushpandey3651

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was pure savage. Nanjiani has my respect.

@donelldonell588

6 жыл бұрын

JasonCanasian That joke killed

@timarealimbrough3579

6 жыл бұрын

JasonCanasian I died

the guy that insulted kumail is reading the comments with tears on his face

@classxi-a9428

3 жыл бұрын

THAT GUY IS ME

@kronicturbo8327

3 жыл бұрын

@@classxi-a9428 are studying in assam

@classxi-a9428

3 жыл бұрын

@@kronicturbo8327 what?

@chlorine6400

3 жыл бұрын

I don't find what he did funny . Someome that famous should probably be more respectful I'm in fact disgusted with him right now. Plus . Does he really have to bring the person's mom in this way ? Shame on him .

@classxi-a9428

3 жыл бұрын

@@chlorine6400 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS SARCASM?

Odin to Zendaya and Kumail: are you the god/godess of comebacks

Ok Kumail had a sick burn.. but that tweet about Jim Parsons, got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

Moral of the story: don't mess with kumail.

@hiroshiramasendjews9539

3 жыл бұрын

Kumail the type of person who can be easily roasted but then come back with a roast 10 times better.

@albyjames7070

3 жыл бұрын

Copied

@vigneshv3846

3 жыл бұрын

@I hate You I thought he was indian😭

@vigneshv3846

3 жыл бұрын

@I hate You ah ...nice to meet you

@hydrolifetech7911

3 жыл бұрын

@Anakin Skywalker nuh! He held the torch to the burn once more with that 'butthole' addition

Mean tweeting person: exists *KUMAIL NANJIANI : I AM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS CAREER*

@didibo9424

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@lyons1232

4 жыл бұрын

Teweeting?

@noticemesenpai1497

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyons1232 i have no idea what you are talking about 🤔🤔

@lyons1232

4 жыл бұрын

Notice me senpai you edited it

@sbrbrbbq

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA LOL

JIM PARSONS REACTION WAS LEGIT SHELDON LMAOOOO-

@last7509

2 жыл бұрын

thats the funniest one

@nostalgiacat5160

2 жыл бұрын

He didnt deserve that. He was so offended. Hes a cinnamon roll.

Kumail: Every shade of your mom’s lipstick. Brandenp: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

Jennifer Lawrence: how do they know😂😂

@joaoluizgraiebdefrancapint2531

3 жыл бұрын

That one was just amazing...

@samkresil6011

3 жыл бұрын

She just probably dosn't get these jokes.

@bronzgodzls4308

3 жыл бұрын

Yea she seems liked the lazy type but most likely isn’t she seems so chill bro

@samkresil6011

3 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Lawrence seems to take the Mean Tweet thing pretty well so far but probably dosn't fully understand why people dont like her much.

@bronzgodzls4308

3 жыл бұрын

@@samkresil6011 Why do people hate her?

Kumail Nanjiani has now earned the title of unfuckwithable.

@Jharmon86

6 жыл бұрын

He is savage!

@HaiseewithaZ

6 жыл бұрын

Coldblooded!

@TheTorpedex

6 жыл бұрын

did u hear the audience react like the supa hot gang

@jeromes6169

6 жыл бұрын

Savage

@mrmister1657

6 жыл бұрын

Illicit Films *clicks tongue* tisk tisk tisk it’s *unfukwitable*

i genuinely loves jennifers humility. it’s makes her unintentionally funny

"FINISH HIM!" Kumail: "Every shade..."

the " every shade of your moms lipstick " roast really hit me .PREACH. his come back was amazing

@delilahl2580

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE FASHION and the butthole

@truetalk5753

6 жыл бұрын

Ya it was nice

@josemanuelmontoya4254

6 жыл бұрын

True Talk ñ9 lo logré el olll

@kennedykariuki6352

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Brutal

@jordonroy6574

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE FASHION hell yeah!!

Legend always watch this more than 1 time because of the "every shade" part.

@justsparkitec9382

3 жыл бұрын

I think the “and her butthole” part ruins it

@kalani2813

3 жыл бұрын

Just Sparkitec ikr

@a.i_uchiha_2388

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsparkitec9382 same here

@adibaaa

3 жыл бұрын

Same here 🤭

@tomthejester6818

3 жыл бұрын

No he completely killed it with he “butthole” part

Kumail Nanjiani's comeback was just legendary

"every shade of ur moms lipstick" that was spontaneous

Kumail: Every shade of your mom's lipstick... Me: lol damn that's pretty funny. Kumail: ...and her butthole Me: JESUS CHRIST HE'S ALREADY DEAD CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE

@scarletakahaka5212

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂as if the roast wasn't funny enough,you killed me

@Spinjastar

4 жыл бұрын

Cease fire lmao

@daumjose

4 жыл бұрын

Roflmao

@jarrodm9299

4 жыл бұрын

Sweep the leg, show no mercy to that hater.

@MCFCFan1998

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kumail Nanjiani's clap back was epic! lmfao!!!!

@GAE_PS5

6 жыл бұрын

And soooo immature

@richbrass12

6 жыл бұрын

That was one of those slow clap to applause moments

@Icex7

6 жыл бұрын

Like an eight year old.

@demonslayer1162

6 жыл бұрын

as if these tweets were very mature lol

@Mugenkidd82

6 жыл бұрын

SHAYandRAY im sayin'

I like how 90% of the comment section in this video is about Kumail’s comeback roast to a guy who tried to insult him😂

Gal Gadot was priceless trying to read a tweet written with bad grammar speaking with her thick accent. And her response was funny.

@SavSpdDemon

11 ай бұрын

"I MMA? Is that a word?" XD

"Every shade of your Mom's lipstick"- Best comeback of this whole entire series!

@romeyovo

6 жыл бұрын

AP12 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@glugglug1289

6 жыл бұрын

AP12 he's 💙💙💙

@userm180

3 жыл бұрын

for GOD so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON that whoever believeth in HIM should not perish but have eternal life"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 3:16."But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:"-the Gospel of JESUS written by john 1:12. hi! JESUS loves you and died for you if you accept HIM! HE rose from the dead to show us that death cant hold HIM! repent and start living your life for HIM and when the time is right HE will get you to Heaven❤

I gotta say I was not ready for Kumail Nanjiani's comeback, I'm literally crying

@claraspriggs3733

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh nobody was 😭

@3Rayfire

2 жыл бұрын

That's like 666 and I'm crying laughing too.

@rachelparker8239

2 жыл бұрын

I literally LOLed

@pixels1367

2 жыл бұрын

It was a bit too much I think..

@soumyaguhathakurta7945

2 жыл бұрын

@@pixels1367 Ya it really was..But the guy deserved it..

I have zero idea how anyone can look at Gal Gadot and question anything about her looks.

@user-mf5wk3zq7m

2 жыл бұрын

She is super oogly. You're just not very bright

@Asian2706

Жыл бұрын

What about that body? That body needs more work

@asmita2318

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Like she is just too pretty.

@andymcclurg9916

Жыл бұрын

@@Asian2706 She could beat you up in her sleep

@Asian2706

Жыл бұрын

@@andymcclurg9916 “In her sleep…” yeah I’m sure anyone can, though I could beat you up more badly than she can IRL 🤷‍♂️

1:31 The audience was not here for the disrespect of Jennifer Aniston 😂 Audience: 😧🤨🤭😔🥲🤔

THAT LAST COMEBACK THOUGH OMGH

@aken4644

6 жыл бұрын

Saw Tzaki åsaniss(

@ariadnebene8413

6 жыл бұрын

I dead ass went, "Ohhhh". I wish I could be that savage!

@ricocooper7661

6 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

@heartdial

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@comrade1071

6 жыл бұрын

"and her butthole"

2:46 that last dude is a savage

@Santi233

6 жыл бұрын

ILoveGirlgonegamer ok thanks

@Mouthana

6 жыл бұрын

agree xD

Emma Watson actually seems like the type of girl who I would be friends with for a lifetime and never get sick of her:)

Jennifer Lawrence's savage reaction was savage too 😆

That last tweet was fairly innocuous. But the response was brutal. Anally.

@MannyFucksConquer

6 жыл бұрын

Deeson Jame it was setup and scripted for apeal to sheep

@FluffyFooFookins

6 жыл бұрын

Even if it wasn't, same comeback popped into my head before he said it because there was a really popular joke that went around when I was a kid that was pretty much the same principle.

@tini96

6 жыл бұрын

Kumail looked sooo pissed like seriously hurt

@AtenRa

6 жыл бұрын

I saw what you did there. And felt it a little too.

@leroyrodgers6089

6 жыл бұрын

For someone of color, that's actually a harsh comment. Trust me. Especially for those of Indian heritage.

KUMAIL IS SAVAGE

@marctouss1862

6 жыл бұрын

haha yes indeed..

@christianeaves6654

6 жыл бұрын

Helena Prieto that's what I said

@igooglewords

6 жыл бұрын

He's brutal. Hahahaha

@Snafuski

6 жыл бұрын

My thought exactly...

@cierrablue

6 жыл бұрын

That was THE BEST!!!!

You have the right to remain silent.. About hearing that moms lipstick comeback 😂

You GO Kumail! Knocked it out of the park for this edition and all prior editions! 💋💋

@douglasknoll3500

2 жыл бұрын

Kimball AND his Mom swallow whole "Ball-Park" Franks...literally a guy named Frank..!

"The fifty shades of your mom's lipstick" starring Kumail Nanjiani

@user-wv5dm1gv7m

6 жыл бұрын

featuring her butthole

@orangenoob2768

6 жыл бұрын

I would endorse this movie XD

@smee7683

6 жыл бұрын

best mum come back ever

@tanishanand9773

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@theimmortalgamer2389

4 жыл бұрын

This is original

"Yes, every shade of your mom's lipsticks" I think I now love Kumail for that comeback.

@BryanLagos

6 жыл бұрын

"And her butthole."

@cecilia08yeah

6 жыл бұрын

Yessica Sosa 💄💄💄💄💄💄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄

@Hariskhan-gn6mu

6 жыл бұрын

Yessica Sosa mens a legendd

@TaliaIGhul

6 жыл бұрын

That was the definition of throwing down shade. :LOL

@porschecollector727

6 жыл бұрын

That is savage!

2:17 Michael Keaton's kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jim Parsons got the most hilariously harsh mean tweet of this bunch. LMAOL!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Kumail's answer burned in my lcd Screen. Damn son

@annastasyaisabelle1547

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Masghati every shades of you mom's lipstick wth😂😂😂😂

@rafthethinker4948

6 жыл бұрын

savage

@3darkdescents537

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Masghati kinda ruined it when he added butthole.

@lasbrujazz

6 жыл бұрын

and her butthole

@SuperNoncents

6 жыл бұрын

So sic bro

Kumail nanjiani exists; Aliens: Turn the ship around, it is not our time yet.

@asadullahkhan3825

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@rahellashaikh9268

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@sbvish2000

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆 K.O

@lmaoded1550

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously Coz he's an eternal

@steverogers5323

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

Jennifer lawrence is coolest and funniest ever😅😂

That last actor response was jaw dropping. 🤭 loved it😂

Kumail Nanjiani just took the Internet to comeback school.

@germesquivel

6 жыл бұрын

odallard HOLLA!

@donovanmccray6274

6 жыл бұрын

odallard straight bars my dude

@ShawnC.W-King

6 жыл бұрын

odallard Schooling in the curriculum of savagery “Yo momma” responses, lol

@johannbrooks3333

6 жыл бұрын

odallard 😂😂😂dead

@GeenPoblin

6 жыл бұрын

I literally fell off my bed

“Jim Parsons looks like a ventriloquist dummy that came to life...to become a sex offender” that one had me dying😂😂

@DonArtesti

5 жыл бұрын

I had to replay that part like 5 times lmao

@malthaelll

4 жыл бұрын

because it was so SPOT ON! lmao

@Beetlejuice_Sam

4 жыл бұрын

I think they called Sheldon a ventriloquist dummy on Big Bang Theory once! That’s what made it funny for me!

@markusw7833

4 жыл бұрын

That was really funny. :)

@williamprice5970

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonArtesti only 5 times! i have lost count how many times I played it.

"Jim Parsons looks like a ventriloquist dummy that came to life to become a sex offender." I think this is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Damn, these tweets are insanely creative.

@pepperoniblythe4790

9 ай бұрын

I find it accurate though 😂😂😂

Kumail came out of no where, that was ruthless 😂🤣🤣

"every shade of your mom's lipstick" DAMN THAT ROAST HAD MY CRYING

@benglaser1345

6 жыл бұрын

Lily Mendoza and her butthole

@ar0568

6 жыл бұрын

Congrats 700 likes

@stevebrownrocks6376

6 жыл бұрын

Moms ass has colors!

@larajonny9088

6 жыл бұрын

That was too good!

@lorenzvonmatterhorn369

6 жыл бұрын

SAME😹😹

"Every shades of your mom's lipstick " NOO HAHAHA

@keeganwatts1199

6 жыл бұрын

...and her butthole

@cchannel6604

6 жыл бұрын

I died lol 😂😂😂

@rbyrby4026

6 жыл бұрын

By far the funniest 🤣🤣

@ishish8816

6 жыл бұрын

So funny till he added butthole.

@shyamalverma8408

6 жыл бұрын

Damn Dinesh

To this day the guy who roasted Kumail is still missing from the world😂😂😂

Jake Gyllenhall's one got me ROFL 🤣🤣 very true, man. Very true.

Kumail Nanjiani is SAVAGE😂

@memefelon4397

6 жыл бұрын

Michelle Tijmensen ikr 😂

@calebsprutte1779

6 жыл бұрын

Michelle Tijmensen he was so quick with that come back 😭

@jotwi8287

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

@mothermahapp5338

6 жыл бұрын

Michelle Tijmensen yeah

@babyp._.1333

6 жыл бұрын

Best response ever

Kumail Nanjiani Savage asf

@wangxiansdaughter8699

6 жыл бұрын

Wander Sen facts right, i saw this on instagram so i wanted to watch it here. I’m still shocked he said that, if i were a guy i would have never thought of that lmao 😂

@corinne9659

6 жыл бұрын

Wander Sen he wins

Man, kumail comeback is tight

Kumail Nanjiani hurls the kind of comebacks that make people want to go home and think about their life choices.