*"Now you're going to want to have a hand on the knife and a hand on the tomato, firmly squeezing both until the nose starts to bleed"* -Jack Scalfani

Somebody once told Jack that a bread knife is alright for cutting tomatoes and all jack heard was a bread knife is the best thing for cutting tomatoes and just repeats it every time he sees a bread knife

@Nick_C1997

7 ай бұрын

I actually mentioned it to my mum, a former hotel cook, and she said that it can work as long as you aren’t trying to get very thin slices

@donjuanmckenzie4897

4 ай бұрын

You can cut a tomatoe with almost any knife it really doesn't take that much sharpness. A nice thin slicey chefs knife with a good edge is far, far superior however​@Nick_C1997

@siryizzir

3 ай бұрын

i seriously thought this comment was going to be a smash mouth parody because of the first three words. my brain is broken

15 years of cooking videos and he still cant cut at the level of a stay at home parent

@Janon48

Жыл бұрын

Which is hilarious because he’s been a SAH dad for at least 18 years

@KM-uh5ro

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jamesblanton6277

Жыл бұрын

I know! Im a home cook and I have a long way to go, but he has NO technique.

@lennardusyoutube8505

11 ай бұрын

I have teached my dad a bit of cooking recently. He can cut an onion better than jack can although he never cooks and never cuts vegetables

One armed Jack’s gonna strangle you if he catches you smoking the Devils Lettuce

You have to wonder about the guy who tries to saw through a (presumably) bamboo spoon with a ceramic blade, and is then in awe that the blades chipped...

From slapping pineapples to destroying ceramic blades, and everything in between How do you cook for this long and not have the faintest clue how to use a knife ... Must be the 4 strokes and salmonella, or the magic bullet that burned his omlette

@TonyMichaels166

Жыл бұрын

All those times the omelette maker popped open were assassination attempts.

Love the mangled shred of tomato he presents to us as a shining example of his fine cutting technique

I'd be really interested in seeing Jack take an IQ test

@KM-uh5ro

Жыл бұрын

Hah! Stupid.

@ThePinkPanth3r

Жыл бұрын

It's above 70 for sure lol

@janushunyadi9612

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePinkPanth3r I think he would make negative points

@josebottom5211

8 ай бұрын

I think he might be average intelligence to be honest he seems like doesn’t put effort and just pretends it’s good. Type of person just hope no one calls him out on his bullshit

@Nick_C1997

7 ай бұрын

Jack would fail a DNA test

I always wondered what jack looks like when he's excited about new knives, thankfully he cleared that up.

This also serves as a compilation of when he could use both hands.

@petuniasevertson1002

Жыл бұрын

Buurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn 😂

I'm genuinely amazed he still has all his fingers

@meestersecure9060

2 ай бұрын

half of them dont work anymore technically

The first time I saw him cutting something open with a kitchen knife I was like “what kind of person doesn’t have a pocket knife they use for this shit?’ Then it occurred to me. Jack is that exact person.

When the ceramic blade chipped against the spoon, I felt that in my teeth.🤢

4:59 No Jack, there's no way you could have edited this out and done another take

@sirweebs2914

Жыл бұрын

Hehe but where would be the fun in that

hes like the dsp of youtube cooking 😂

I love how he accidentally fire hardened the wooden spoon before trying to cut it with a ceramic knife.

Wonder how many of those Amazon knives were returned

I swear to god this is gonna be one of the funniest channels ever made. I’m crying.

@Josh_from_Jersey

Жыл бұрын

It already is! Hahaha!

I like how he cuts the inside out of a watermelon wedge as if it showcases anything. Like yeah I really was wondering if a piece of steel designed for cutting could go through a fruit so soft you can crush it by breathing too hard near it.

Look at that

@michaelM142

Жыл бұрын

lugadat

That bread knife and tomato story evolution. I've never picked up on that lol.

JACK SCALFANI HERE

You need to dona compilation of Jack flopping meats into hot oil. He's afraid to lay meat down safely

Some people think buying better gear will make them better. Doesn't work that way

I wonder what else I can cut with the bread knife.

@whalewaffle2771

Жыл бұрын

Cut my life into pieces...

Even without reading the directions, why would you test a kitchen knife like that? And I wonder if that wooden spoon has gone through some “cooking tests”

Jack is such an athlete..

@SlyCooper1920

6 ай бұрын

He has the physique of Steven Seagal and the ego of Brian Griffin's Douchy-ness

I wonder if his son hates him...

A Better Call Saul-esque cold opening!

7:20 you'd think it'd be pretty easy to hit a pineapple core and not the leaves

@th3oblivi0n12

Жыл бұрын

you'd think

Best thing ever. You’re fucking brilliant.

Jack ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, that's for sure.

@KM-uh5ro

Жыл бұрын

He ain’t no knife, he a slap chop.

It’s him not answering the viewer mail for me 😍😍😍

Look at that!

The only knife Jack cares about is the one that easily spreads mayonnaise

His and Amberlynn Reid’s knife skills never fail to scare me

I did notice that he's actually right-handed, but he had to switch over to his left hand after one of his strokes. It'd be nice if he'd eat some of those fresh vegetables instead of just cutting them up.

Good video surprised this wasn't recommended to me before

Was 7 minutes in and felt like I've watched 40 minutes worth

Yes, Jack. I have eyes.

It's like this guy (I mean Jack, not the uploader of this compilation) doesn't know basic editing skills. Some parts of his videos could easily be edited out and should have been. I mean seriously you can do that in Windows Movie Maker.

Given Jack’s condition, I doubt he still does knife videos, but if he did, I would legit love to see him try out the Babish knives, since Babish is my favourite channel on KZread.

This guy officially has more knives than DIO

funniest jack spoofs ever

I was completely embarrassed to look at that.

Does he just have a garage filled with all accumulated knives?

@walkingstickman1

Жыл бұрын

​@@kewl851 he does however have 5 whole grills and smokers on his deck. Yes, 5.

Why does he wear an apron for a knife review

New villain in the next fallout

@htomao

2 жыл бұрын

What's his endgame?

@cookingfanman1234

Жыл бұрын

"Forced Salmonella Virus"

@oneblacksun

Жыл бұрын

@@htomao To bring forth a tide of salmonella, botulism and e.coli.

@htomao

Жыл бұрын

@@oneblacksun kinda like the FEV vial but it contains salmonella instead? lol

@oneblacksun

Жыл бұрын

@@htomao Jack is actually a super mutant dipped in a vat of deadly digestive diseases.

@04:52 these are Japanese Knife, at the corner „Made in China“!

@DionRBR

Жыл бұрын

I eat italian at home made by me, still is italian food if you ask me.

You should do a good idea bad idea with that old video of Babish cutting the pineapple.

Omg i can't stop laughing

jack seeing august duck's home address: look at that

"BG10 Japanese knife" >made in china

He waves knives around,it's scary.

Lose the ring and your robot watch.

it makes me wanna play Fallout 76

i'm about to cut some tomatoes, I wonder what the best knife would be.

Where on gods green earth is he planning on using all,if any of those knives? The kitchen???

Maybe we shouldn't cook with Jack.

lookathat

Amaaeeezeeeng

loogadat

Love chef Scalfani. An amazing cook and patriot to the MAGA agenda.

Hahahahahahaah. That guy is the worlds worst cook

Guy owns more knives than Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein and other serial killers combined, but what he really can you kill with is his "cooked" chicken

LOOKADIS. LOOKADAT. Woops! I'm just a home chef you gUyS! I totally didn't try to get on Food Network!

Look at that