Jack Dee is one of the best comedians ever!!!

you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius

The best comedians have the best banter with the audience. This is great.

love this guy. dry and quick to respond

for such a grumpy man he is such a lovely man. the nicest grumpy man. 💜💚💙❤️💛

Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!

"your goin home in an ambulance" "i saw ure name on a loaf of bread this morning but when i looked again it said thick cut" XD

"Not too much you're sweating badly" hahahaha!!

"Where are you Rachel? You want me to sing happy birthday? You must be kidding."

gotta love dry British comedy

After every joke he reads he gives the look of a disappointed teacher.

The fastest and wittiest person I've ever seen

"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie" that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend

''Oh it's back-to-front...'' ''You're going home in a fucking ambulance'' PFFFFFFFFF

nothing beats british comedy

@derekmulready1523

2 жыл бұрын

Brexit is the best comedy

@peterclarke7240

Жыл бұрын

*Liz Truss has entered the chat*

@spartanses

Жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 lol

Ah well for them its a night out, and for their carers its a night off haha

"My 4 year old son requires a suit for a wedding and i've been struggling where did you get yours?" LMAO

funny as he'll love this guy take criticisms very well lol funny

i live a quater of a mile from this guy

Jack Dee and Sean Lock, most brilliant stand ups the UK have ever got, and I am not even from there. LOL

so many people take the piss out of him lol, i love it ^^

"whats the difference between a essex girl and a washing machine, the washing mashine doesnt spit your load out"

@flucazade

4 жыл бұрын

nor does the Essex girl though

How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?......PAN TEN lmao

Great guy! Very funny!

Jack Dee and Stewart Lee are comedy gods

this is an incredible bit

The Best bit of the show

"You've blown a seal." "So what? You bugger sheep!" Love that joke! XD

your names charlie?... you're smoking charlie!

The last one was by far the best.

good shit wiggy, thanks for the video.

Top man.

@TopHatHat

7 жыл бұрын

You called?

He should do these messages more often 😂 their more funnier than some stand ups

@markfox1545

9 ай бұрын

*they're. The contraction of they are. It's really not difficult. How stupid are you?

@Smitamas101 yeah that whole bit has gotta be the best text one ever

14 years ago 😂

Are you playing a Oampa Lompa in the new Willy Wonka film? Shut up! lol. Gotta love Jack Dee.

Well done Sherlock Holmes. Your next case is: Why did the chicken cross the road. Then after that, nap time.

Bless him he gets such abuse :P but he can give it out too!

Do we know if these REALLY are texts, or actually jokes he wrote?

Yes they did lmao

@scary00001 A man with no shins. Tony. Toe Knee.

you appear to have given jack a lisp :)

he almost laughed at 1.17!

it literly took me 5 minuets to work out the 'thick cut' joke!! not kidding!! (:

@RGY33

5 жыл бұрын

Good luck in life... You're going to need it

yea

That woman shouting was really starting to piss me off.

@MrDaiseymay

7 жыл бұрын

stop watching then

LOL XD

Comic relief

@madamtorsion isnt that the difference between an essex girl and a hoover washing machine?

I love how he hates everyone

The one at 4:03 lmfao

when was this recorded?

Cut to Mel C. when talking about shit. HAHAHA.

5:09 a better response to both of those texts would've been "why am I getting Peter Kay's texts?"

What's green and red and turns very fast ? A frog in a mixer.

@Xfrond Ever talked to him?

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony." That was the only thing to make me laugh.

Text messages the way for good comedians to out their cringey dad jokes!

Wiggy is from St.Helens??? Me to.

@stigno89 i dont get that what does it mean?

I dont think so because they were on about bread

@cheekysquiggle I still don't get it :(

Back when things were funny

I don't get the thick cut joke...

@Hawkeye19821

6 жыл бұрын

CloiuFace That's what he alluded his name was

some coal*

Jack dee, always gutted by what is written...lol

Love Dee, hate the excuse for lazy comedienne replacement of this "text" routine that they all do.

Hey jack I had a wet dream last night, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and I pissed my self lmfao

His face at 0:28. Not impressed at all is he!

M

Really? Fucking hell.

fail