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  • @SKilde-qm5gy
    @SKilde-qm5gy8 ай бұрын

    Whats with the revisionist nonsense that metal is 'all-inclusive' and 'has no rules'? The opposite is closer to the truth. It's always been against wimps, hipsters, and indie soycore masquerading as metal.

  • @goat666db

    @goat666db

    8 ай бұрын

    People that say that have a very different definition of what is actually metal 😂

  • @nukkleargarlicbread

    @nukkleargarlicbread

    8 ай бұрын

    I blame metal getting forcibly conjoined to the hip with punk, and how the punk scene went to shit in the last 10 years.

  • @SKilde-qm5gy

    @SKilde-qm5gy

    8 ай бұрын

    @@nukkleargarlicbread I would say its more the later developments of hardcore, like Biohazard, that blighted metal (rhythmic retardation and tough-guy personal drama lyrics, Pantera anyone?) Also alot of whiny post-Fugazi soy bands. Proto-punk like the Stooges is fundamental to metal and the best of Hardcore helped metal get back on track.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    @@nukkleargarlicbreadpunk made it better take a hike Steve Harris

  • @SKilde-qm5gy

    @SKilde-qm5gy

    8 ай бұрын

    @@humanbrisket7718 Shelley over at Hate Meditations (excellent channel/blog) makes a compelling case for NWOBHM basically being 'post-punk'. Punks using some metal and expanding the structures out of purely pop-rock format.

  • @thadood4373
    @thadood43738 ай бұрын

    When dudes use words like “Inclusive” you know they sit down to pee

  • @mikeike2177

    @mikeike2177

    5 ай бұрын

    you know they drink the soy kooIaid

  • @jmays73
    @jmays738 ай бұрын

    Tomb mold is the cheese that grows under balls, tears flowing .

  • @NevermoreRules
    @NevermoreRules8 ай бұрын

    This is why a little gatekeeping is necessary

  • @andrewgabriel4408

    @andrewgabriel4408

    8 ай бұрын

    What I’ve been saying.

  • @metalmusician6996

    @metalmusician6996

    8 ай бұрын

    Dude exactly we’re just ball busting and what not. I personally hate when wimps show up to shows and get offended when you mosh and step on their gay pink shoes on accident or stage dive and fuck up their gay combover. It’s a god damn metal show it’s suppose to be crazy!

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    When people complain about "gatekeeping" they're usually referring to someone saying something they disagree with. They have no idea what true gatekeeping is.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    I had some of the older dudes make remarks about me, months after I was their drummer haha sometimes you got to prove yourself

  • @DisciplineOfSteel2

    @DisciplineOfSteel2

    8 ай бұрын

    Yep, to keep the fake posers who want their 5 minutes of fame on social media out. The scene needs to be pure as possible.

  • @theakkusor
    @theakkusor8 ай бұрын

    "I'm about to buy you a bra and purse" How thoughtful of the Dawg, as Maxine has obviously just transitioned.

  • @sausagefestcity5078

    @sausagefestcity5078

    8 ай бұрын

    We need to get Mr Maxine some Goddamn Maxie pads.

  • @robertg305
    @robertg3058 ай бұрын

    Can we get a "J Dawg was also planning to kill Euronymous" Channel T-Shirt!?!???? ???

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    Trendy labels would be saying “ I was on my way to sign euronymous

  • @dive-bomb

    @dive-bomb

    8 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @ricg4512
    @ricg45128 ай бұрын

    We need “extreme hipsters for for extreme wimps” shirts 😂

  • @harryquinn493
    @harryquinn4938 ай бұрын

    Dawg saying Garth Brooks needs “killed and thrown into a dumpster” fuckin hell lol

  • @video_ouija7114

    @video_ouija7114

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah but no tits bro

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    Garth brooks is the answer to having conservative people ok with crowd surfing

  • @cardiacarrest7807
    @cardiacarrest78078 ай бұрын

    Got a point on the bodybuilder/fitness personalities that are always like the whole 'positive and happy all the time' shit. Some have a real out look on certain things. But as Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies said 'I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit'.

  • @saltpeter7429

    @saltpeter7429

    8 ай бұрын

    "AND IF I offended you, Maybe you need to be offended, so here's my apology and one more thing...Yuck Fou!!" ( they asked me if my post was appropriate, and then the original went away, I had to redo it) YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN. ...Tell em what's up Rocky!

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    That first ST album rules!

  • @onewhitepony

    @onewhitepony

    8 ай бұрын

    I think that’s why Sam Sulek got popular. Just down to earth and real. Just plugs in microphone talks and then trains. KZread has gotten too over saturated with ‘Hi Guys! Life is perfect let’s talk 5 things to gain muscle/lose fat/grow inches on pecker’ with Michael bay looking effects. Can’t forget ‘here’s my coupon code to save 15% on X supplement’

  • @hamachancutter

    @hamachancutter

    8 ай бұрын

    Sam Sulek and J-Dawg basically do the same style of vlogging. Non-polished, no nonsense, straight to the point.. and there's a video posted every day. Plus, they are both from Ohio!

  • @onewhitepony

    @onewhitepony

    8 ай бұрын

    @hamachancutter oh rad! I didn't know he was from Ohio too! I could tell he was somewhere near by..I live in ky I could tell he had a good humble but real vibe about him

  • @dennisjordan4952
    @dennisjordan49528 ай бұрын

    Tomb mold is death metal?not after that magazine cover .gheeeeeyyyyyy

  • @JDawgFunnyMoments

    @JDawgFunnyMoments

    8 ай бұрын

    If you're wearing a tomb mold shirt you got the gayest shirt in building brah brah

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    @@JDawgFunnyMoments Someone walks in with a 200 stab wounds shirt you'd have the 2nd gayest shirt in the building

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    Tomb Mold introduced me to some great vegan recipes.

  • @SKilde-qm5gy

    @SKilde-qm5gy

    8 ай бұрын

    Just watched a Tomb Mold interview last night. The combover hipster looking member said Bury Your Dead and Hatebreed was intelligent music lol.

  • @metall1983

    @metall1983

    8 ай бұрын

    Which is strange there's a interview where the guitarist is wearing a deicide shirt and another older pic the whole band wearing legit death metal shirts carnage morbid Angel the drummer singer is wearing a demoncy shirt wtf 😮happened that dam rush 🤔

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread8 ай бұрын

    14:09 That's some cursed footage right there. I am terrified now. Thank you, Justin-Dawg.

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    Now I wanna see Glen Benton with that stupid smile playing Homage For Satan

  • @samstroberg8533

    @samstroberg8533

    8 ай бұрын

    It does give off creepy serial killer vibes so in a way it fits the bill haha.

  • @Grisu.
    @Grisu.8 ай бұрын

    "facts arent attacks"

  • @8bitakvids

    @8bitakvids

    8 ай бұрын

    Next shirt J DAWGZ get on this

  • @hamachancutter

    @hamachancutter

    8 ай бұрын

    I like this slogan! Up there with "Facts don't care about your feelings!" Should spruce it up by saying, "Facts are not attacks. And if you attack the facts, you don't know jack sh*t, brah brah!"

  • @evwell3988

    @evwell3988

    8 ай бұрын

    Another Jdawg banger

  • @Daddydarkness69
    @Daddydarkness698 ай бұрын

    65 here Jdawg been metal since its inception keep up the great work you do spreading the truth about real metal

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions
    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions8 ай бұрын

    Just found out that Max is going to be collaborating with Metal Mickey for a J-dawg hate video.

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    LMAO top tier content in the brewing...

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions
    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions8 ай бұрын

    I swear some people are taking what Justin says way too seriously. Time to re-evaluate your life if that's the case.

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    J Dawg's words are Metal Rulez!!!!!

  • @dinkins335

    @dinkins335

    8 ай бұрын

    But how will I show people I'm a good person if I don't cry on the internet about EVERYTHING?! The interwebs is for virtue signaling.

  • @romainvicta9793

    @romainvicta9793

    8 ай бұрын

    I disagree with him sometimes but I never get tired of watching his stuff, great taste in music and one of the funniest guys out there

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    @@romainvicta9793 For sure. I disagree with him on wearing all black, doom being boring, not listening to styles other than heavy/thrash/death/black, shorts on stage, etc. He's even ripped on some bands I like. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his content.

  • @dinkins335

    @dinkins335

    8 ай бұрын

    At this point, you're a poser if J Dawg hasn't somehow implied you're a poser in one of his rants.

  • @theflyingguillotine3788
    @theflyingguillotine37888 ай бұрын

    Starting anything with "I'm just going to put/leave this here" you know some soy boy diatribe is going to follow.

  • @theakkusor

    @theakkusor

    8 ай бұрын

    The exact intro a soccer mom on Facebook uses before she goes on a karen-rant about something stupid

  • @jay4778
    @jay47788 ай бұрын

    Metal is welcoming not "inclusive" there is a difference

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    "Inclusive" is people seeking validation. They need that extra attention.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    Who the hell uses words like inclusive In the first place? Lame employers?

  • @off6848

    @off6848

    8 ай бұрын

    Tf fuq? What is this grandmas house? WELCOME 😂 😂

  • @GamerWordDotNet

    @GamerWordDotNet

    8 ай бұрын

    Metal should be offensive and if you don't like it, you're homosexual and should fug off.

  • @DylanHoff

    @DylanHoff

    8 ай бұрын

    Welcoming? Heavy Metal? No. Hipsters, wiggers, emos are not welcome here.

  • @quasipseudo1
    @quasipseudo18 ай бұрын

    Your response was heartfelt & moving :) Like an Oprah episode.

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal8 ай бұрын

    I come here for the laughs, the interviews, and occasionally I learn about some band I was missing out on. Like Cardiac Arrest

  • @dinkins335

    @dinkins335

    8 ай бұрын

    Cardiac Arrest kicks ass!🤘😀

  • @sentientafterbirth

    @sentientafterbirth

    3 ай бұрын

    Cool band! I love their 7" with Coffins where they do the song "Perfect Place to Die".

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones8 ай бұрын

    That user needs to get lost! J-Dawg has the good stuff! Metal talk, poser trashing and cool people that are into the true tunes.

  • @SKvldlf
    @SKvldlf8 ай бұрын

    Surprised j dog didn't call him maxipad.

  • @sewervomit

    @sewervomit

    8 ай бұрын

    When I meet a max ... That's my go to lol.

  • @themarshallarts
    @themarshallarts8 ай бұрын

    Jdawg’s fake crying made me cry laughing Maxine definitely wears those dangling earrings with a crop top and booty shorts (not hellripper booty shorts either)

  • @ryanpaul1403

    @ryanpaul1403

    8 ай бұрын

    Cool edit retardo

  • @goat666db
    @goat666db8 ай бұрын

    I’m sure J Dawg’s analysis of this commenter is spot on. I couldn’t tell if they were trolling at first. 😂 On a separate note. Miasmatic Necrosis, Pissgrave and Undergang last night was a killer show! Anybody gets the chance should definitely check em out on this mini tour 🤘

  • @spencergrady5501

    @spencergrady5501

    8 ай бұрын

    Hanging out with John Waters?

  • @goat666db

    @goat666db

    8 ай бұрын

    @@spencergrady5501 and Divine

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal

    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal

    8 ай бұрын

    @@icankillbugs Winnipeg? That just answered so many of my questions

  • @matheusst.3655
    @matheusst.36558 ай бұрын

    That notebook bag part had me rolling brah 😂😂😂

  • @thedddemon
    @thedddemon8 ай бұрын

    Enough with the metal hipsters!

  • @humanbrisket7718
    @humanbrisket77188 ай бұрын

    Tom araya is always smiling haha

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah but he doesn't have that type of smile J Dawg was demonstrating.

  • @lopolik

    @lopolik

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah Tom's smile is not the one that smiles fake. It's a genuine laugh / smile what he does.

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian8 ай бұрын

    U know when he says bro town someone is ab to get roasted by hellfire lol 😂

  • @philanselmosboxers
    @philanselmosboxers8 ай бұрын

    I have one message for Max…. Walk on home BOY.

  • @lopolik

    @lopolik

    8 ай бұрын

    NO WAY PUNK!

  • @video_ouija7114
    @video_ouija71148 ай бұрын

    If you don't appeal to these kinds of dorks, they'll get your show shut down too. It's like you say, run by posers. Begging for outrage

  • @ianswift3521

    @ianswift3521

    8 ай бұрын

    crying for death

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate6668 ай бұрын

    I identify as one of jdawgs devils \m/

  • @hamachancutter

    @hamachancutter

    8 ай бұрын

    Bi-brimsexual. A devil that can go flat and/or go curved, depending on their mood 😆

  • @dinkins335

    @dinkins335

    8 ай бұрын

    I identify as a homeless guys shoe.

  • @mikeviolate666

    @mikeviolate666

    8 ай бұрын

    @@dinkins335 😆

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    I identify as a groove on a warped ass record locked in a car forgotten in the summer haha

  • @mikeviolate666

    @mikeviolate666

    8 ай бұрын

    @@humanbrisket7718 😆 nice

  • @Dr.HUGENSTEIN
    @Dr.HUGENSTEIN8 ай бұрын

    I'm not a necessarily a metal head but I've been around that scene for over 20 years. I appreciate the passion in this channel and expect it to get much bigger.

  • @deathmetalderro
    @deathmetalderro8 ай бұрын

    This one had me howling. Good onya J-Dawg, sick of these soys shitting up the scene.

  • @tonyrowland3100
    @tonyrowland31008 ай бұрын

    Dawg smashing feeling is part of my daily routine.

  • @bryandaniel2856
    @bryandaniel28568 ай бұрын

    I'm 50 years old and I've been into metal since I was 12. I went to high school in Tampa, Florida at the rise of the death metal scene so I got to see all the greats Nasty Savage, Death, Obituary, Amon/Deicide, Nocturnus, Morbid Angel and I also had a fanzine Invincible Force. I really don't go to shows anymore just listen to my favorite music in my off time.

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik8 ай бұрын

    18:04 holy shit, I never thought J-dawg would read my stupid comment, especially the Garth Brooks / Mariah one. LOL

  • @video_ouija7114

    @video_ouija7114

    8 ай бұрын

    Very funny response

  • @lopolik

    @lopolik

    8 ай бұрын

    @@video_ouija7114 true, it's good when the dawg reads even the nonsensical comments, makes for great comedy content.

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones8 ай бұрын

    Extreme metal is a lifestyle: black clothes, inverted crosses, long hair, facial hair, collecting albums, knowing the track listings, knowing the lyrics, knowing the members, going for shows, meeting the members. It’s more than just listening to music!

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    Record shops need to hire this man and fire their biggest morrisey fan they have saying hello when I walk in

  • @Riky_Jones

    @Riky_Jones

    8 ай бұрын

    @@humanbrisket7718 that’s right brisket

  • @ReeseChown

    @ReeseChown

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@humanbrisket7718What's heavier than Viva Hate, brah? Even drunk potbelly Phil Anselmo likes THE SMITHS

  • @lopolik

    @lopolik

    8 ай бұрын

    J-dawg should grow a beard.

  • @Riky_Jones

    @Riky_Jones

    8 ай бұрын

    @@lopolik he said he’s too young for that

  • @crushingalldeceivers
    @crushingalldeceivers8 ай бұрын

    One of your best videos yet brah, brah, I am pushing 50 and I bought all the albums you mentioned in the years you mentioned and I whole heartedly agree with you. Your delivery and destruction of this poooooooooooser had me in tears.

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    You aint pushing nothing! While you were down with the Devil I was in league with Satan!

  • @crushingalldeceivers

    @crushingalldeceivers

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Voorhees_Metal_Productions I was in the league with Satan when I was in elementary school, you had to wait until high school because you were still listening to the Grease soundtrack in elementary school.

  • @PaulNasty6439
    @PaulNasty64398 ай бұрын

    Yeah I caught the Robocop reference...

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    What you reading? You a college boy or something?

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins3358 ай бұрын

    People's harsh opinions on the internet offend me. 😭 I'll be writing a strongly worded comment to let you know how hurt I am and how virtuous I am as well.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    I had a moment yesterday that had me with that training day quote “wanna go to jail or go home” haha

  • @stevesteele8836
    @stevesteele88368 ай бұрын

    "I'm about to go buy a bra and purse for you!"😂😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @metall1983

    @metall1983

    8 ай бұрын

    If people keep paying him for questions he will have enough cash😸

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik8 ай бұрын

    When I saw the title and the 1.2K views just 4 hours after being uploaded I thought it's gonna be great, really probably the best J-Dawg video to date.

  • @evwell3988
    @evwell39888 ай бұрын

    I liked the blood incantation and tomb molds earlier release. The new releases are straight prog jazz death metal.

  • @evwell3988

    @evwell3988

    8 ай бұрын

    @@hamachancutter just them checked out. Very good.

  • @metall1983

    @metall1983

    8 ай бұрын

    They said it was more like rush my god men 1st Glen Benton now tomb mold this shit must be stopped🤣😂

  • @metall1983

    @metall1983

    8 ай бұрын

    Do you like the dream unending stuff thats like really slow doom metal

  • @hamachancutter

    @hamachancutter

    8 ай бұрын

    The new split with Worm is good stuff 👍

  • @evwell3988

    @evwell3988

    8 ай бұрын

    @@hamachancutter idk Worm mixes too many different stuff

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit8 ай бұрын

    Facts not attacks !! Yes !! 🤘🤮🤘

  • @embalmed_existence
    @embalmed_existence8 ай бұрын

    putting posers on the chopping block J-dawg squarepants style

  • @damondodd5743
    @damondodd57438 ай бұрын

    Thank you J dawg... keep being a hard ass on these nerds

  • @8bitakvids

    @8bitakvids

    8 ай бұрын

    Yes! Little bitch boy nerds trying to change the metal scene to fit their estrogen filled lifestyle

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69

    @Leave_The_Hall_69

    8 ай бұрын

    I can see the nerds cowering now

  • @deadlyrasec
    @deadlyrasec8 ай бұрын

    I am 45 years old, I have been listening to metal since I was 10, throughout my adolescence, my twenties and part of my thirties. For me, being a true metalhead meant not recommending "underground" bands to other metalheads. I thought that the bands that I had worked so hard to discover didn't deserve to be known, I only wore my weirdest "underground" band t-shirts at the most "underground" shows, so if I had seen your videos 15 years ago, I would have immediately thought you were an imposter for wearing those t-shirts and recommending "underground" bands. 😅 In the end you are right, nowadays if someone asks me about a strange band I share the information with them, I am too old and tired to continue thinking about who is authentic and who is not. Greetings J-Dawg

  • @warmestbatmilk

    @warmestbatmilk

    8 ай бұрын

    nice blog post brah brah not reading all that

  • @deadlyrasec

    @deadlyrasec

    8 ай бұрын

    @warmestbatmilk thanks for taking the time to reply 🫡

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel44088 ай бұрын

    26:59 Jdawg finally realizes I was correct all this time.

  • @SuicidalGrind

    @SuicidalGrind

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah but the Dawg's been saying that for a while that we need gatekeeping to keep these kinda fuckerz out.

  • @metall1983
    @metall19838 ай бұрын

    J dawg you jamming the new dream unending worm split ? 😂

  • @deathmetal0914

    @deathmetal0914

    8 ай бұрын

    Right after Sanguisugabogg and Frozen Soul.

  • @raisebarhere
    @raisebarhere8 ай бұрын

    I was sitting at a bar a few weeks ago and some dude asked me what kind of music I’m too. I said metal music. Dude gets all excited and is like “heavy metal? I’m crazy about that rock n roll. Iron sabbath, abcd all the good shit” it was too good

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    Most of the canoe situations I've had related to metal has been at bars. I try to avoid talking about metal unless it's at a metal bar which, go figure, we do have in my city. It's just too far from the house for my preference.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    There used to be bar where the nydm chapter kicked it, my buddy went in on a slow night. The owner was by himself doing karaoke to journey…..

  • @RichardCranium.

    @RichardCranium.

    8 ай бұрын

    Well at least he is not a Korn fan. I can sympathize with a man who does not like extreme metal but likes the well known classics like Sabbath, Maiden, Priest ect.

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    @@RichardCranium.Classics like Iron Sabbath?

  • @RichardCranium.

    @RichardCranium.

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Voorhees_Metal_Productions Iron Sabbath is still a better name then Blood Incantation

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik8 ай бұрын

    hahahahahahahah 11:11 I wasn't sure for a while, but Wimpadeths lol that cracked me up. classic J-Dawg moment.

  • @hattorihanzo2275
    @hattorihanzo22758 ай бұрын

    Phoenix? My neck of the woods. There is a new metal only shop in Mesa. Hope they do well. Zia Records just does not cut it for metal.

  • @Enol666

    @Enol666

    7 ай бұрын

    I get out that way every now and then, what's that new shop called? Definitely agree that Zia just doesn't cut it, they've got some great stuff every now and then, found an Immortal Fate - Faceless Burial 7" for example, but overall the metal pickings are pretty slim.

  • @hattorihanzo2275

    @hattorihanzo2275

    7 ай бұрын

    Vinyl Command 930 W Southern

  • @haminatmiyaxwen
    @haminatmiyaxwen8 ай бұрын

    Homeboy listens to Reek of Wimpification for sure.

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik8 ай бұрын

    I think J-Dawg might revisit Pantera with all these Walk on home, boy references. \m/

  • @MichaelHemotoxin
    @MichaelHemotoxin8 ай бұрын

    6:57 - i some how knew ross would be the first name

  • @theseousthomas6547
    @theseousthomas65478 ай бұрын

    Oh my Fucking Goodness !! I laughed my my fucking ass off with this one man.. Man.. There is Only One Jdawg man.. Dude is one of a kind .. This shit made my day man

  • @spencergrady5501
    @spencergrady55018 ай бұрын

    I think someone needs to gently tell J-dawg about Ross.

  • @Pagan_Fears
    @Pagan_Fears8 ай бұрын

    These people who complain about the metal scene not being “inclusive” or being “too offensive”, are the same people I used to push into lockers in Highschool brah brah.

  • @RichardCranium.

    @RichardCranium.

    8 ай бұрын

    Yes, the young people who play in death metal bands nowadays look like the people the 90s death metal musicians push into lockers in high school. Don't get why soyjaks listen to metal.

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69

    @Leave_The_Hall_69

    8 ай бұрын

    Metal is literally made for these people now, there's power in numbers. Remember how big Magic Cards were??

  • @dangerass1982

    @dangerass1982

    8 ай бұрын

    Death metal kids weren't pushing anyone into lockers in high school. Haha Jocks pushed metal kids into lockers, if anything.

  • @Pagan_Fears

    @Pagan_Fears

    8 ай бұрын

    @@dangerass1982 You sound like someone who got pushed into a locker in Highschool.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Pagan_Fearspuro mentiras

  • @SuperStrik9
    @SuperStrik98 ай бұрын

    Married With Children was a great show. The episode with Anthrax is my favorite. You mentioned Morbid Angel, I hope Trey is doing better. As a fan of the band that video from the Rochester show a few months back was rough. Anyone who says they're positive 24/7 is full of shit. Like you said everyone has their down days. I agree that being into metal is a lifestyle.

  • @jefflawson3574

    @jefflawson3574

    8 ай бұрын

    I love Trey in a non-gay manner. He's the biggest reason I'm into DM. I'll never lose hope there's one last spark of inspiration left in him and wish him the best.

  • @Riky_Jones

    @Riky_Jones

    8 ай бұрын

    Great show have the complete series on DVD. Good show.

  • @blackfrost84
    @blackfrost848 ай бұрын

    JDawg what’s your favorite brand of whey protein? If you use whey that is.

  • @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
    @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG8 ай бұрын

    I thought that Morbid Angel shirt "Extremel Music, For Extreme People" was a nod to ECW Wrestling?? I know Trey is rocking an ECW shirt (Extreme Championship Wrestling) I'm 99% sure he's wearing it in the "Where The Slime Lives" music video?

  • @sewervomit

    @sewervomit

    8 ай бұрын

    E C fn W. !!

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    ☝️ this is the second time I put this sabu reference

  • @hamachancutter

    @hamachancutter

    8 ай бұрын

    Extreme wrestling like FMW, BJW, CZW and XPW! Rob Van Dam was my favorite in ECW. He'll be wrestling with Taz's son Saturday on AEW Collision. (In case you happen to G A F!)

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    That world wrestling council was cool too! And iwa

  • @sewervomit

    @sewervomit

    8 ай бұрын

    @@hamachancutter don't forget freedoms n icwnhb

  • @mikebarnes8908
    @mikebarnes89088 ай бұрын

    The Dawg makes me feel old! Lol! I bought all those albums way back in the day new!

  • @Christmasdeath
    @Christmasdeath8 ай бұрын

    best vid ever

  • @whengooddogsdobadthings9156
    @whengooddogsdobadthings91568 ай бұрын

    Abhorrence is fantastic

  • @barbaricbeing333
    @barbaricbeing3338 ай бұрын

    No handouts, no shortcuts!!! Grind to the top.

  • @damnedbelowjudas_
    @damnedbelowjudas_8 ай бұрын

    4:00am gang

  • @brianbowman7681
    @brianbowman76818 ай бұрын

    I'll stand by Justin every time...!!! hails!!!?

  • @endrealphus
    @endrealphus6 ай бұрын

    Best J Dawg vid

  • @mikeonis
    @mikeonis8 ай бұрын

    Hey Justin, unrelated subject but you should do a video on "bands with a Flawless discography" my nominations would be of course necrophobic dismember Unleashed darkthrone Iron Maiden and Symphony X. I can't think of a bad song from any of them let alone a Bad album! I'd love to hear your take on it

  • @lopolik

    @lopolik

    8 ай бұрын

    From those you mentioned only symphony x has a flawless discography for me..

  • @Lavabug
    @Lavabug8 ай бұрын

    Karl Sanders smiles all the time on stage.

  • @pestilentdeath5814
    @pestilentdeath58146 ай бұрын

    gate keeping is important

  • @Christmasdeath
    @Christmasdeath8 ай бұрын

    the dawg itchen them fleas!!

  • @operationlaserbeam4514
    @operationlaserbeam45148 ай бұрын

    J DAWG? ANY GOOD STREET FIGHT STORIES YOU WERE IN OR SEEN?

  • @TheBlackRam666
    @TheBlackRam6668 ай бұрын

    Wimps, simps and poseurs, it's long past time for you to leave the hall

  • @650pathologist
    @650pathologist8 ай бұрын

    Justin you know that exciters new guitarist is the banger tv guy ? Just thought id let you know😂

  • @justinhorval8491

    @justinhorval8491

    8 ай бұрын

    Didn’t till show day. He was cool as hell though was one that told Dan dude you have to do this interview this guy is legit. Very friendly guy

  • @BrianoblivioN85
    @BrianoblivioN858 ай бұрын

    Max sounds like he's been hanging around the Metal Archives forums for too long.

  • @themarshallarts

    @themarshallarts

    8 ай бұрын

    More like r/metal

  • @ianswift3521

    @ianswift3521

    8 ай бұрын

    i remember 10 years ago they perma-banned me for saying i was team tobias (sidegard, ex-necrophobic vocalist) after his criminal charges were made public. sometimes for a laugh i check to see whatever totally nonsensical insanity they're regurititing. It Just Gets Worse.

  • @leathernsteel
    @leathernsteel8 ай бұрын

    Dream show, opening act: J-Dawg and Steve Hughes, microphones and a spotlight, perfect opening act for a Cannibal Corpse and Deicide show. I'd actually pay more to see that than I would to meet King Diamond himself!

  • @FTW_666
    @FTW_6668 ай бұрын

    that’s a killer Altar shirt. It’s refreshing to see someone who owns their own mind, speak their mind. Hail.

  • @Hell-Awaits

    @Hell-Awaits

    8 ай бұрын

    Amazing band, but a shitty ass logo. Always hated it.

  • @jamescerny452
    @jamescerny4527 ай бұрын

    Scott Ian biggest smiling goof on this planet….in the 80’s they were tolerable.

  • @eyemagination93
    @eyemagination938 ай бұрын

    this vid had me dying lmao

  • @westonvirginia6458
    @westonvirginia64588 ай бұрын

    I'm a 42 year old gender queer anarchist who actually has a pair of pink panties and I don't find you offensive in the least bit. I love your channel and Hell's Headbangers. Keep up the good work.

  • @westonvirginia6458

    @westonvirginia6458

    8 ай бұрын

    Also, if you ever were to print pink HHR panties, I would totally buy them.

  • @PigeonSmuggler

    @PigeonSmuggler

    8 ай бұрын

    @@westonvirginia6458been pushing HHR pink panties for years

  • @metall1983

    @metall1983

    8 ай бұрын

    Hey there's incantation ones on there site 😂😅

  • @westonvirginia6458

    @westonvirginia6458

    8 ай бұрын

    @@metall1983 Nunslaughter too

  • @matrixcmitech
    @matrixcmitech8 ай бұрын

    'member when Cannibal Corpse toured with BTBAM? Pooperidge Farms remembers.

  • @fernandosanmartin850
    @fernandosanmartin8508 ай бұрын

    I think Max was trolling

  • @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    @Voorhees_Metal_Productions

    8 ай бұрын

    If it was a troll post then it worked lol.

  • @richardmadonia3384
    @richardmadonia33848 ай бұрын

    J Dawg did a smiling impression of M O D up in the video true color's 😅

  • @nupraptorthementalist3306
    @nupraptorthementalist33068 ай бұрын

    Let's talk Slaughter Lord. And cats.

  • @deathmetal0914
    @deathmetal09148 ай бұрын

    J Dogg with the 3rd degree burns.

  • @megatedassaultituary6783
    @megatedassaultituary67838 ай бұрын

    walk on homeboy😂🤣😂

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking60098 ай бұрын

    When i was younger i read a review on RockHard magazine for dismember's "like an everflowing stream" album and the reviewer (a man) was offended by the title and lyrics of "skin her alive"........ I was like "dude you listening to extreme metal ya dum dum, it's not like you haven't been warned, you know what to expect". Since then i couldn't take these sissys from RockHard seriously i even grew hate for them ffs.

  • @assasinator1980
    @assasinator19806 ай бұрын

    Epic title lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @MRSludgedude
    @MRSludgedude6 ай бұрын

    What about wombath 90s shit man? I just now found out about those dudes . I'm only half canoe man . No twink core no hair bands but I love grunge sludge and doom and was raised on Sabbath like doom.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind8 ай бұрын

    Brah brah

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points54818 ай бұрын

    J-Dawg the "I like it " quote, might you be quoting Chevy Chase from his early 80's screwball comedy Modern Problems? When he snorts the "demon powder". Now where's my extra points bruh? And what KIND of points might these be anyway? Unlike the amazing eunuch _Maxine_Pez_ I already a surplus of Kvlt-Points.

  • @ExhumedCorpse666

    @ExhumedCorpse666

    8 ай бұрын

    ROBOCOP perhaps… 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔨🔨🔨

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    8 ай бұрын

    @@ExhumedCorpse666Right, that might be it, when Emio test fires the Cobra assault cannon. Talk about classic 80's cinema. Watch the blu-ray edition to see the most violent edit of Kenny getting ripped to ribbons by ED-209.

  • @humanbrisket7718

    @humanbrisket7718

    8 ай бұрын

    Cmon Sal! The tigers are playing 🥁 tonight!!!!!

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    @distributorovkvlt-points5481

    8 ай бұрын

    @@humanbrisket7718 "I never miss a game "👌

  • @650pathologist
    @650pathologist8 ай бұрын

    Yo dawg i made a order yesterday and today throw in a malice divine id appreciate it ...thnx -cam

  • @JoltinJoe26
    @JoltinJoe267 ай бұрын

    Modern Problems

  • @metall1983
    @metall19838 ай бұрын

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dude got roasted 🤣😂

  • @Max_Pez

    @Max_Pez

    8 ай бұрын

    🤣😂

  • @stevenchowder4167
    @stevenchowder41677 ай бұрын

    The Bay Area death metal bands are the smiling ones 😜

  • @stevehoneycutt-fj7tw
    @stevehoneycutt-fj7tw8 ай бұрын

    90 percent of the old heads jump off when Death and Carcass and Morbed Angel came out

  • @CaptainTard
    @CaptainTard8 ай бұрын

    Top-tier lolcow content .

  • @matthewhamilton5294
    @matthewhamilton52948 ай бұрын

    😂 nice purse j dog

  • @NecroPhil13
    @NecroPhil138 ай бұрын

    I like how Jdawgs origin story began with Ross Sewage and an impaled 7". Top shelf!

  • @jacobbrockman366
    @jacobbrockman3668 ай бұрын

    Metal music is all about freedom of expression and being yourself. No room for political correctness. No room for censorship.