Oh please, let them finish with 20 seats and never darken the corridors of Parliament again

@user-zr6ee6lb9m

8 ай бұрын

Imagine 🙏

@petyrkowalski9887

8 ай бұрын

Or less… Sunak, Braverman and Gove to lose their deposits and be beaten into last place by the monster raving looney party😂😂

@RH-nk7eo

8 ай бұрын

They've gotten richer than you and I ever will. They don't care about losing the GE they've got exactly what they've wanted. Sadly there'll be no justice and no lessons learned. Another decade and we'll go back round the political cycle again.

@pauln6803

8 ай бұрын

I dunno... I think all governments need a strong opposition in order to keep them on their toes. The Tories have always had wealth and connections on their side, so I think their fall into utter incompetence and corruption was more likely than Labour, but that's not to say Labour could not suffer a similar fate without the threat of opposition parties waiting to snatch their seats should the electorate become too dissatisfied.

@kyorin6526

8 ай бұрын

If Labour get in, we need to push them very hard for "Proportional Representation". That will ensure that we never have this style of government ever again.

Who's here in May 2024! We're getting out of austerity with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@CharlesTysonYerkesOfficial

Ай бұрын

Starmer wants to continue austerity however

@adamradcliffe17

Ай бұрын

Here to share the shit out of this, it’s perfect!

@user-kv9xh7hm2x

15 күн бұрын

It's all true Independence Day from the shit show

This is just brilliant, everything packed into less than 2 minutes and oh so accurate and succinct. MORE please.

@simonnathan7404

8 ай бұрын

And despite that, a good 5 seconds of it was spent on a pig fucking joke. Absolutely masterful work.

@kyorin6526

8 ай бұрын

Sadly, I think there is actualy quite a bit that they weren't able to pack in....

@caroltodd6691

8 ай бұрын

Fantastic this is what every one wants at work Tories out

@maxpowerii7368

8 ай бұрын

i think it focussed little to much on Brexit and not on COVID and it’s devastating effect on the the Tory Party post Johnson. Apart from that otherwise brilliant.

@vincentbrannelly8786

6 ай бұрын

YES , BUT WHAT A 5 SECONDS@@simonnathan7404

Lets get this to Number 1 on election day

This needs to be released as a single and become number one.

@goldenegg1063

8 ай бұрын

Christmas number one . . A hard rock song made it many years ago so why not this ? . Along side boris johnson is a c**t

@kimaspindale9721

8 ай бұрын

Play as Roland leaves no 10 Great

@jacksonmacmanus1001

8 ай бұрын

get it to No.1 on election night, whenever that is, so they are forced to play it on the radios just as the results are coming in

@HuplesCat

8 ай бұрын

@@jacksonmacmanus1001 err. God Dave the Queen was held at number two. We are not free

@cmted41

7 ай бұрын

Yes release it as a single !

The dead pig’s gob got me! 😂😂😂

@DW-indeed

8 ай бұрын

Nadine's "shit for brains" got me 😂

@cornwallcrafter8410

6 ай бұрын

"Time in chief, kept it brief, outlived by a lettuce leaf" 😂😂

Absolutely incredible. How it follows both the phrasing of the original song and the Tory timeline at once is just outstanding.

@todaythebirds

8 ай бұрын

I opened up comments to write this... this is like the Sistine chapel of its category. (I suppose the staccato delivery of the original helps, but still.)

Okay, the brilliance of this cannot be understated. As a parody lyricist myself, I can confidently state *this is one of the hardest songs out there to parody,* due to its complex ryhming structure and erratic line lengths. To be able to do it AT ALL is a massive achievement - to do it to this high standard is practically god-tier. I take my hat off to you - and offer some paracetamol for the inevitable headache generated as a side-effect of such an achievement. 😁

@erictansley2085

8 ай бұрын

Agreed - it is such a rare gift to make all these words scan. Reminds me of Dylan at his peak.

@kaitlyn__L

7 ай бұрын

Swedemason is one of the original geniuses as this kinda stuff! He's never lost his edge. Great that he's getting paid to do it by Joe.

This HAS to be released as a single. It's a nailed on no.1 👌PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN 🙏🙏

It's just amazing how whoever made this managed to get Liz Truss to remember so many words, all at the one time

@pascaledowling6309

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Can we get this to Number 1 in the charts, please?

@grogery1570

6 ай бұрын

It needs to be 3 minutes long and nothing will keep it out of the number one spot!

Just absolute GENIUS, and even more enjoyable after last night's by-election results. Just heard Greg Hands on Radio 5Live waffling on about 'it's not the election proper' but he knows the jig is up. They've run out of things to sell-off or ruin. Never forgive, never forget.

@petyrkowalski9887

8 ай бұрын

The NHS is the thing they really want to privatise…capitalise and profiteer on sickness and the nations health

@owenrichards1418

8 ай бұрын

I agree, but sadly, a few years from now, GB News and the Telegraph will be waffling on about bacon sandwiches and before you know it, the public will forget and put these crooks back in. I thought they were done after Thatcher, but no, here we are (again).

@keithparker1346

8 ай бұрын

Still the NHS to sell off but Labour will do that

@kayew5492

8 ай бұрын

I've not forgiven nor forgotten since Thatcher.

@baldychan6896

8 ай бұрын

100% @@kayew5492

"Let's go back to my place" is an absolute line 😂

This is BRILLIANT!! Equally hilarious and shockingly accurate… ❤😱🤣

@adampriestley7732

8 ай бұрын

I'd forgot about the tractor wanks

Thirteen years of abysmal hell, in 1 Minute 51 seconds.

Dancing Mick Lynch, brilliant!😂

How apt now that David Cameron is back in government.

this needs to get to number 1, the best thing is if we get it to number 1 on election night

Absolutely brilliant, love the Mick Lynch dancing bit.😂😂😂

Anyone else plan to listen to this on loop all day on July 4th?

Release it!!!!!! WE the people can get this to number one!!!! It would be a huge nail in their long overdue coffin! ... Please share this on every platform you know. The power of our voice is in our hands! THIS is exactly what opens eyes. Unity through comedy and truth! Get sharing people .. on every platform you have!

1st time I have had a smile about UK politics since 2013😁😃😄

@jonasmejerpedersen4847

8 ай бұрын

the hell happened in 2013?

@unconventionalideas5683

8 ай бұрын

@@jonasmejerpedersen4847 That was the year before the Scottish independence referendum.

You guys! These spoofs get better and better! Think you owe the creator an extra pint at the pub this week! How can we get this into the charts for xmas no.1??? Keep up the good work holding them to account guys! xD

@xXVeranXx

8 ай бұрын

I would 5000% put money towards getting this to be the Christmas no. 1. PoliticsJOE, can we please make it happen? 🙏

@Skylark_Jones

8 ай бұрын

#1 - Yay! 😃👍

hits harder now dave is back

great job once again from swedemason, this is another masterpiece. This needs to be released as a single in the UK, it will go to the top!

That is just bloody brilliant! Thirteen years of Tory crapology condensed into less than three minutes! Well done!

Ok, I am on my 5th viewing and still have tears of laughter running down my face! Today is a very very good day!

This is literally the best and most accurate summary of the last 14 years and its all in their "own" words 🔥

The rhythm of this made me think that 'we didn't start the fire' would make for an excellent Tory remix :') amazing stuff Joe omg I burssstttt out laughing at that thank you :)

Can we get this to Christmas No.1?

I can’t imagine how long this took… best time spent ever guys 👍🔥💀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

This needs to be spread far and wide 😂

I love this and I often play it on repeat to cheer myself up. Thank you.

So clever and feckin hilarious! Appreciate the mad hours you've put into making this 👏👏

Nice to start the day with a good laugh. THANK YOU.

As somebody who dabbles with vid editing I can see how much work went into this. Brilliant; is there no end to Mr Lynch's talents? Totally on board with the sentiments too.

This is great. Well done. Greetings from York, North Yorks.

Phenomenal edit as always, maybe even better than trainstopping. Great stuff PolJoe!

Woke up this morning, checked the news, felt great

Superb, this should be part of the National Curriculum. Thanks.

Brilliant. The best thing is I’m reasonably sure R.E.M. would approve 👏🏻👏🏻

Some of the best art I've ever seen. "It all went a bit tits up so I legged it" sounds hilarious said by Scamwrong

Nearly spat my tea out! Epic. Made my day.

Excellent! Let's have more like this!!!

That's an absolutely cracking piece of work, whoever put that together. Hilarious, and I loved it.

This song makes me feel strangely nostalgic for the 2010-2024 era, and 2023 hasn't ended yet 😂

That second verse is a masterpiece!

Watch this every day, Lest we forget

Please can we get this to Number one close to the election date.

Amazing stuff, appreciate all the work that goes into it!

It's about time. 40 years of this BS. and they still say it's still not their fault.

Top notch video, proper laugh out loud stuff and piercingly accurate. Love the Mad Nads "Shit for brains" ...

Great compilation😂 the only thing is the Tories always metastasise into something worse in a few years' time. They never fully go away

So accurate ! And such an amazing connection between words, music, and video.

This is absolutely fantastic thank you so much.

OUTSTANDING. Don't vote until you've watched this !!

bye by elections

Not many songs get the lyrics “tractor wank”. Well done, great work.

Class! How did they condense a decade of depression into 2mins

Genius! lol

So good 😂 well done to whoever made this! Must have taken so long! But so worth it 😂

One can only hope...

The best one so far!

Brilliant, love it, hope it gets to the top of the charts.😂

6 days to go - bring it on!!!!!

Top Class, I used to love REM back in the 80s

Effin brilliant production, so very well done, 🔥👏 Like deployed 👍

An excellent piece of work. 🙂

after such a depressing week... thank you so much for this... 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

The general election can't come soon enough, the past 13 years have been so disappointing, embarrassing and heartbreaking.

It's genius. Plain and simple.

I'm so glad Joe is still making jokes about the pig incident with Cameron 🤣🤣🤣 Sadly it's gone awful quiet everywhere else, we should all still be talking about it🐷👄 Love the work!

@djpunyer8762

8 ай бұрын

What's even worse is that Black Mirror predicted it

How on earth do you do this as so perfect, voices and script so perfect

Only 2 weeks to go now!

SO GOOD! Well done and thank you for the laughs!!

Can we have this projected on to Big Ben on election night!

Thank you. My ear worm for the day❤️👍

5 months later and this is still amazing

Pure genius well done

as long as there is ignorance stupidity and selfishness there will always be Tory's.

@coopsnz1

8 ай бұрын

socialist & communist leaders more greedy

@weswheel4834

8 ай бұрын

@@coopsnz1 You think that the Tories will be replaced with the communists? Interesting theory. And no, we've learnt over the last few years that Tories more greedy. Just look at the news. Even yesterday with news of Sunak ("Dr Death") funneling £2m of Covid cash to companies linked to his wife. Or a million and one other examples since the Tories took office.

@Will-lc2lh

8 ай бұрын

@@coopsnz1Just as well we don’t have a mainstream communist party then. Conservatives basically stand for conserving their own wealth and serving themselves whilst keeping the poor down. You can’t really defend their level of corruption and greed.

@pauln6803

8 ай бұрын

​@@coopsnz1 Not true. It is the human tendency to deviate from these ideals that creates the monsters of history.

@apollyon1

8 ай бұрын

its the dictator part not the socialist part that makes people into wronguns. @@coopsnz1

Simply brilliant! 😂 I can see that tune topping the charts very soon! 🎸🥁🎤🎧🎛️

This has made my week 😂😂😂😂

This has made my week! Just so spot on!!!

Absolute masterpiece 👌

That made me smile on this drizzly Friday morning here in Mid Beds 😃

@user-zr6ee6lb9m

8 ай бұрын

Well done and congrats 👏👏👏👏

Please release this song so that it can enter the charts

Mick Lynch needs to be railroaded into heading at Reading next year with this new band. Gurner Gove on bass is so classy!

Amazing and hilarious- at least as far as you can actually laugh at 13 years of suffering, misery and poverty.

HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO

One of my all time favourite tracks, just made better😂😂 What excellence!!

Best I’ve ever heard. Loved it.

Swedemason never misses a beat.

Awesome!! Love it, many thanks.

Swedemason knocking it out of the park, again

Love it, not only accurate and fun, but really catchy and musically really good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It really does feel like 1996 just before that stunning landslide in 1997 time gentlemen please YOU’RE OUT

@toyotaprius79

8 ай бұрын

And everyone was so excited for Blair... Remember 2003 Iraq war?

@weswheel4834

8 ай бұрын

@@toyotaprius79 The Tories would have taken us into Iraq. Don't get me wrong, I still hold it against Blair, but having the Tories in wouldn't have helped. And even if Starmer is only as far left as Blair economically, that is still 50 million times better than what we've had recently. Plus hopefully, maybe he'll be competent?

@Zaquria

8 ай бұрын

@@toyotaprius79 You do know that the Tories voted with Labour on this?

@darthwiizius

8 ай бұрын

@@toyotaprius79 Blair who also doubled the UK economy in 8 years, took the NHS to the highest standards of any health care system in the World, took education to the highest of any western country on Earth and the only to compete with S Korea and Japan while still delivering the second highest growth of personal wealth among the working and lower classes in UK recorded economic history. That Tony Blair? Fun fact: When the Tories came into power the UK economy per capita was almost 1.2 times that of Germany where now its around .9 times that of Germany, when the Tories lied their way into power the UK economy was on the brink of overtaking the German economy in outright scale where now we're looking like falling behind Poland on a per capita basis. And Labour did that without sending 1/4 of children into abject poverty or pumping shit and effluent into the rivers and lakes, did that without destroying policing or putting 8 million people on waiting lists for health care and allowing schools to collapse. That Blair? Or were you thinking of Lionel?

@grahambuckerfield4640

8 ай бұрын

@@darthwiizius The Labour hard (not pragmatic there is a big difference) left never liked Attlee, greatest post war PM, nor Wilson (fought 5 elections, won 4 of them, brought major social change in education opportunities and let major reforms pass via his Home Secretary Roy Jenkins in a politically courageous move), Blair as stated via two landslides and a post Iraq 60 seat majority. The Tories could not capitalize on that issue. After Corbyn fell into an easy to see political trap, letting the vile, corrupt Johnson in with the biggest Tory win since 1987, the stubborn, thick old fool called it ‘a moral victory’.

I knew what video to return to after the election announcement! 🤭🤭

Happy days are here again, We'll sing a song of cheer again etc. etc. And of course special thanks must go to our great friend Nadir Dorries for her exceptional work in making all this possible! Clap clappity clap...

Absolutely the best you've ever done! 🤣🤣

This was made 3 weeks ago and its all got even more silly