You need to write a book of all your one-liners.😂😂😂😂

@kandydewey1286

9 ай бұрын

This isn't his channel

@AngelusNielson

3 ай бұрын

I wouldn't buy it. Because it'd be like 3 lines.

I lmao at every single one liner in this video…You are hilarious!!! Also, your wife and son are beautiful! So blessed ❤

@corey_B

10 ай бұрын

You are so kind

Truly appreciate the fact you said aloud what I've been thinking for years ❤😊

The way your eyes rolled in your head said it all

OMGGGGGGGG !!!!! Yall are too funny 😭😭😭 I'm literally cracking up!!! My new favorite KZreadR..... Ill be tuning in more often. The world needs laughter and sunshine 🌟🌈🎉🌞😂 Cheers 🥂

You know it’s great tasting when his eyes go low 😂

This dip was created by fredster he has a cooking youtube channel that’s awesome!! This dip is the best! My only suggestion is remove the stems that are on the tops of the jalapeños when you open the can they still have the stems pluck them off.😂😂 I make this dip for parties and it’s a huge hit!!

@docholliday4546

2 ай бұрын

This dip was way before fredster and cardi b it's a staple at about 99% of tex Mex restaurants in Texas...

I loved your comments about her nails the best! I enjoy all your videos, enjoy reading the other comments as well. Keep up the good work!

🤣🤣 "Thong Gone Wrong" Yoooo The Wordz That Come Out Of Hiz Mouth Makes Weak! n Heez A Looker! 🤣🤣❤

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Bowel Movements Like A Chess Match?? CRACKED ME UP

This guy stays having me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

Every time I see dagger nails (did I just invent a term?), my first thought is how do you wipe your …

OMG Corey😂🤣😅 you are hilarious!! You brighten my day🫶GOD BLESS♥️🙏🤗

Hilarious Corey...thanks for all the laughs..much-needed today 🎉🎉 thong gone wrong 😢😂😂❤❤❤❤

Who knew something that looked so delicious could also be so funny. A thong gone wrong! 🤣🤣😋👍

Not going to lie, that dip looks so good. I need to try it

I have yet to see a recipe that you don't approve of. I will say, that I've tried more recipes you have posted than any other chef/cook! Your entertainment sells!!! Keep up the brilliant, hilarious posts.

😂i swear he is a true pick me up beautiful family I can just feel there is never a dull moment in the house

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You are hilarious!😂😅😂 Nice blender!

His rhyming be on point. 😂

This was hilarious 😂! The funniest one yet!!!!

He looks a bit baked in this one and I love it! My go to guy when I have the munchies!😂

Always great.

😂😂😂Bruh...

This would be good on anything. Chips. Taco. A spoon. Let's go!

Freakin hilarious 😊

You need your own TV, BECAUSE you are FUNNY as SHIT 😂😂😂😂😂. I was falling asleep and you woke me up.

I used fresh jalapeños, it was excellent !!!!!!

Your hilarious! 😅😅😅😅

Every bowel movement must be like a chess match!

I’m so making this dip very soon. I’ve got most of those ingredients. Also laugh every time I watch you videos. You and your wife crack me up! Especially when it’s a good recipe 😂

I love watching your videos. You make my day 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

Corey you need to keep recording you are so funny n adorable ❤

I love how you GO on 3, instead of 1,2,3,GO!!😅

RUBBER GLOVES, PLEASE

So good love waching

You are too funny 😂🤣

U really need ur own tv show.. u remind me of John Ritter

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2:32 I think he might need a minute alone with the dip!😅😂🤷‍♀️👍🏻

Yes I wonder about dem silicone finger nails myself 😑...and thank you for the on point expressions!!👍

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I'm with you Corey, I don't like Cilantro either.

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😂😅❤ much love from the South Dakota reservation and we are so funny 😁 😂 omg we love you Cory

Sangano!😂

That's a gargoyle right there!

Can she put it on the shelves at the stores for me I'm that lazy 😂😋❤️✌️

I'd be eating that with a spoon. Forget the chips!

Omg you are so funny my first time seeing your videos and omg I’m cracking up like crazy. 😅🤣🤣😂😂 no I’m going to watch you all the time in this crazy world we need laughter so thank you so much. ☺️🙏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

I pass...but u r funny🤣

You are absolutely hilarious and I love watching your videos and shorts. Everything always looks tasty. How do people live with those nails? I have always wondered that myself.

Corey and his wife need more followers. Alone or together they're so funny.

Watch out for the chip I saw you double dip...

Ok if I eat that, imma need a sick day…and I think I used em all. Not the hip! You’ll be in rehab for weeks.. and it runs about 75k …happened to me last year. My hubby called me “titanium woman” for weeks. Worst. Superhero. Name. Ever!

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You really can leave out the cilantro. The best I can figure, people like it for the fresh green flavor, and avocado already has that. Cilantro, personally, puts me in mind of the smell of old dishwater, but slightly fungus-y at the same time. (*I knew I was not wrong. The characteristic odor of fungus is partly due to aldehydes.)

@MyKeeP81

7 ай бұрын

never skip the cilantro

@MelissaThompson432

7 ай бұрын

@@MyKeeP81 I guess some people just like that used dishwater/rotten stump water flavor.... Bon appetit!

@rjones4748

7 ай бұрын

There is something in cilantro that for some people gives off a dish soap taste. I used to hate it as a kid but now I love it. It does add a lil sum sum to food.

What in the Freddie Cruger is that!

@CookingwithDesi

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

You are the man ❤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤ WAP weird anys problems!!!! I died!!! Had to pee real bad almost wet my pants!!!!! Yeah those nails cost $175.00 to 250.00 WTH !!!! ID NEVER DO IT

@CookingwithDesi

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

love me some siete chips !

Siete chips!!!!! 😍

Stems! Y'all all kill me leaving the stems on the peppers.

Why are you not removing the stems?!

U can take cream cheeses and garlic salt or power and mix together to taste its really good. Or when u make a grill cheese shake some garli on one side of the bread or both side its up to u and grill cheese its so good❤

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We call those length nails doodoo catchers

Corey lord honey I'm going to start wearing depends just to watch your videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok but how spicy is this?

I know you can gimme that VitaMix😅😅😅

facts about the nails! thats one of my pet peeves

i always wondered who paid for the siete chips? had to be his wife" they're organic "

@birdsofafeather1637

10 ай бұрын

They're gluten free.

@Emeraldwitch30

9 ай бұрын

Im wondering if theyre gluten free and thats why the mac and cheese bake turned out so soupy they used gluten free pasta. The liquid/ pasta ratios were off.

Oh Gods not the soap weed!!!

That does look good. I'd be tempted to add some canned chicken and some bacon to that.

Lol 😂😂😂😂

All I heard was his comments on the nails, and he’s ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. It’s damn unhygienic!

Both of the initials are the same CB&CB 😂😂😂😂

U need a ninja blender no baton needed

That underwear face! I’m in love just fa dat. 😆🥰

The Nail THINGS..??? REALLY

Avacado seeds are good whizzed up too.

I don’t like avocado. But I LOVED this dip!

I don't like Cilantro either. Once it's cooked inside some food It's ok. But raw Cilantro smells so nasty. Makes me sick. Just thought I would share something with you. Did you know they can tell from our DNA that we don't like Cilantro!? Yep! Isn't that crazy? I did 23andMe. Found out. Thought you might like to know that if you didn't already.

@ghostwhite1648

10 ай бұрын

You got the soap one lol. I like cilantro but I can definitely see how that floral aspect can go soapy

@lynncarol9934

10 ай бұрын

@@ghostwhite1648 what do you mean I got the soap one? Are there different kinds of Cilantro? And another thing is people that don't like the smell say it smells like soap. I don't think it smells anything like soap. I don't know what it smells like. All I know it's the smell I hate the most. If I have a bunch of Cilantro in my hand...the smell is on my hand. Yuck! I have to wash my hand really good to get that smell off. Lol

@ghostwhite1648

10 ай бұрын

@@lynncarol9934 the gene is said to make it taste like soap to people. Idk what it is but its floral. Some hot peppers do the exact thing soap flavor before burning your face off

@vellabella1

9 ай бұрын

I heard this before. I love Cilantro but cannot do Rosemary, and sage. Just too floral. I wonder if there is something to that too?

@lynncarol9934

9 ай бұрын

@@vellabella1 I love Rosemary and sage so...lol

I love you

Put this on tacos or burritos 🎉

I don't know HOW you are eating all of those jalapenos.

I wonder how long it lasts before the avocado gets slimy

That looks so good I wanna make carne asada tacos and use that and pour it on tacos burritos tostada's enchiladas lol👍😀

They make a toilet paper glove. Follow any chick with nails and see how fast they go throught TP.

🤣☠️ Thanks for the laughs❣️💋💖🦋

Dude, someone come up with a one liner for his black wand!?!?!?

Do you ever make anything that sucks? Lol

Im pretty sure Cardy B isn't smart enough to have come up with any kind of dip.

Why would you leave the avocado pits in the blender?

Could you taste the cilantro?

Get yourself a citrus juicer, boy.

Who says she wears thongs? Plus there's a thing called a bidet.