They thought they could patch you out of existence. You merely adapted.

@asmbeats5369

3 жыл бұрын

" It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one that is most adabtable to change" - Charles Darwin

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ren

@liamflanagan490

3 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here Reno.

@BensonJackie

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku the dissers ur videos suck

@robisfantasticutube

3 жыл бұрын

You merely adopted the rat. I was spawned in it. Moulded by it. I didn't see kappa until I was a chad.

That’s no green screen: Sam made so much money betting on John McAfee’s staged suicide that he bought a holodeck.

@no-replies

3 жыл бұрын

Remember, Sam is on the list

@bpdqbpdq

3 жыл бұрын

Sam staged it.

@aidenpanting8466

3 жыл бұрын

@@bpdqbpdq lol

@filipw8050

3 жыл бұрын

That's no holodeck. He just made a death sport somewhere in Russia based of escape from tarkov and used the map as the setting.

@TheIrishMugFug

3 жыл бұрын

He made the money from buying and hodling $Whackd

" My religion is the only one that says that suicide is cool and honorable..." Me: *is concerned that Sam is gonna kill himself because he thinks it's cool and honorable* Also Me: *realizes I have nothing to worry about because Sam would never do something cool or honorable*

@mrdumb-fq2ul

3 жыл бұрын

The wheeze at 23:31 my reaction to this comment

@bouttobreak12

3 жыл бұрын

kek

@joriginalvriestyla6483

3 жыл бұрын

well ich fuck honorar

@jacobthechadly6163

3 жыл бұрын

Suicide is bad ass

@ZaKrakilla

2 жыл бұрын

It takes balls to suicide, we have nothing to worry!

I was crying so hard watching him manually reload the 20 round SKS mag, I can’t do this anymore.

@nugget0428

2 жыл бұрын

30 FUCKING SECONDS

@jonaza2105

2 жыл бұрын

and dying after firing like 4 shots. god is dead, and we killed him with boredom.

@bigsmokey2292

2 жыл бұрын

i do that with 35 round mags because it levels up your assault rifles skill super fast

@youngshmurda4233

2 жыл бұрын

Bro after ten rounds I was like, okay he’s done right??

@grimreefer9324

2 жыл бұрын

Those things are dirt cheap too, like 2000 roubles worth of USD

I can't explain how much I love you green screening yourself into Tarkov.

@iamfrancis1671

3 жыл бұрын

It's honestly its own art form.

@redsnot9127

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not green screen, he’s there

@zachadam92

3 жыл бұрын

Shits amazing!!!!

@mmerryweather6950

3 жыл бұрын

The man knows his lighting

@no-replies

3 жыл бұрын

That's just vr

This dude's greenscreens are so great lol. It would be terrifying to look behind and see Sam hiding in a pipe.

@bigdaddyflavortown4606

3 жыл бұрын

Who says he isn’t?

@porkchopkills6185

3 жыл бұрын

Was going to come comment the same thing xD hes gotten so good over the years

@Gaterax

3 жыл бұрын

Its actually simple masking

@NayMoshy

3 жыл бұрын

true

@mpireoutdoors5274

3 жыл бұрын

*stuck in a pipe. Parasocial.

That "poob's date" section is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and it's funniness is amplified by the w h e e z e

Joke’s on Sam when he goes to his P.O. box and finds 6 corrugated hoses waiting for him…

@ALI.IS.BALLING

6 ай бұрын

uh oh

"you know when a rat strikes? It's when their enemy is already dead."

@ppsarrakis

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

It's Sam's rat world, we just belly crawl through it..

@ewwpoorpeople5684

3 жыл бұрын

And now Sam's demanding rent.

The "Poobs Date" segment almost made me cry

@arno1226

3 жыл бұрын

check his ADAR ^^ rofl

Sam's decent into prop comedy has been enlightening to watch

@das123d

3 жыл бұрын

Hes been learning from Poob

@Badmanpuntbaxter

3 жыл бұрын

Descent is the word you're looking for, Sam is getting more than decent at this shit lmao

@roth4916

3 жыл бұрын

the word you are looking for is descent. you are saying decent, as in "this dude is pretty decent"

@madsdarre356

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me the Word you should have typed, is descent not decent, the Word decent is completely different "My duude"

@mshark8246

3 жыл бұрын

he really is improving with it

I laughed HARD at Sam reloading his gun bullet by bullet for like 3h straight.

@SparseS17

3 жыл бұрын

Then instantly getting pushed and dying when its finally done, Tarkov af

@aki9438

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i was crying how long it went on

@s4n714g000

3 жыл бұрын

With the SKS if you dont kill them with those 20 rounds its less painful to die than it is to reload it lol

@markedmunds1966

3 жыл бұрын

That was just classic Tarkov

@gabrielfey8291

3 жыл бұрын

People are always such idiots about it, just cancel the reload like halfway through if your in a fight, especially with a 20 rounder

“Get out there and *CLICK be somebody” Brought a tear to my goddamn eye.

To see sam get recognition from Nikita by having his own in game cola warms my heart. Sam I love how far you've come from those sub rosa days

@rylantaylor1671

2 жыл бұрын

It should give you +2 attention lvls and focus

Honestly the best V-tuber, so original. Who would make a fat middle aged man as their character.

@dontmessageme9127

3 жыл бұрын

A genius of course

@riel6502

3 жыл бұрын

Depending on Sams eating habits, he could be more than half way.

@j4y167

3 жыл бұрын

What's a V tuber bro

@joshstanton267

3 жыл бұрын

@@j4y167 it's what happens when you put an air gun hooked up to an air compressor down the end of ya knob 🤔

@GandhiTheJanitor

3 жыл бұрын

I love itttt, its so body positive!

I love the genuine "Thank you" he gave his wife. You can hardly hear the hatred between them.

@RudyTheNinja

Жыл бұрын

Masked beyond recognition/detectability

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

It's hard to feel resentful at the same woman who've gave you blowjob a few times before, as quoted by Sam himself Edit: Typo

His wheezing when talking about Poob’s date was on level with the cards against humanity video

Always fun going from watching Shroud play this game where he wipes out half the map, to Sam where he gets at most 2 scav kills and misses nearly every shot he takes.

In Floridian, I guess "I'm getting rid of all my guns" means "new Glock, shotgun, and hunting rifle"

@sednabold859

3 жыл бұрын

it means moving them from the floor to out of reach so the infant dont start blasting

@tubbs2132

3 жыл бұрын

@@sednabold859 I think he only had an FN hammerless and a Carcano a little while ago, the podcast Patreon must have a defense budget

@zebobthesecond8112

3 жыл бұрын

May be fakes, as guns are pretty pricey. Wouldn’t doubt Sam would put in the money to invest in some props or something

@j4y167

3 жыл бұрын

@@zebobthesecond8112 as a fairly new father I don't think its out of the question that this wealthy man wouldnt buy some real firearms to protect his family

@robjackson2731

3 жыл бұрын

@@j4y167 indeed. Florida's minority population is on the rise.

Yeah

@dashchad

3 жыл бұрын

Such a good vid LUL

@peteftw

3 жыл бұрын

yeah

@callmerafiki655

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@ahlemon5249

3 жыл бұрын

moist

@lelantos0

3 жыл бұрын

livestream gang

I think instead of sam getting a item like other content creators they should add him in as a rare scav you find on the map

@adbrooks95

2 жыл бұрын

That'd be dope lol. "Rat-lord". The rare friendly scav

@xxdankmormonkushmasterxx9953

2 жыл бұрын

@@adbrooks95 he only shoots you if you turn you back to him otherwise hell just say random sam stuff and run around

@G.D.R855

Жыл бұрын

He shoots you if you eat in front of him

I've found a can of Rat cola and it has become my most prized possesion

These green screen bits are getting better and better Papa Sam, I didn’t like the one where you were role playing as Aqua and kicked that disabled Lithuanian child.

@darronb248

3 жыл бұрын

So you dont wanna play kick the baby?....i sure hope you are old enough to know south park?

@cousinzeke4888

3 жыл бұрын

I did.

@Bruh-nr7ci

3 жыл бұрын

No no you've got it all wrong That was just found footage of Aqua from yesterday

The way general Sam leads his rats is basically like a scav boss at this point

@Thighmangler

3 жыл бұрын

There is that one meme of a guy flicking rats like he’s literally a rat lord. I wanna see Sam as a scav boss but his henchmen are literally rats he throws at people, which when they make contact will infect the player with HPV and slowly kill them (ya know, out of spite). If it doesn’t happen, my dog gets it.

@Joshm824

3 жыл бұрын

He's also the camera crew.

Seeing Sam getting out ratted was basically the epitome of irony.

I love how you do your lighting for the beginning skit. The colors and lighting went well with your cropped background. Great production work Sam and friends.

"It SOUNDS like someone is being quiet down here." I love it Sam.

Sam: *talking about killing himself* Me: *Immediately gets a mid roll ad about Health Insurance*

@doughboywhine

3 жыл бұрын

He knew there was going to be an exit camper too, his chat and his own negligence got him killed

@borismuller86

3 жыл бұрын

@Complex never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

@ShroomChoom

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha totally didn’t think those exist then I remembered I just live in Canada.

This is the first ever video i ever seen of this guy... and i'm here dying laughing. Thanks for this

@RenReclaimed

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, buckle up... His podcasts are great too.

@aarontheperson6867

2 жыл бұрын

nearly all his shits good. check out his old stuff if you havent as well.

Petition to make sam a scav boss on every map at certain times with his rats

@deadinsidemcgee411

9 ай бұрын

A group of 8 scavs following one scav with community voted loadouts. Specifically the most loathsome.

It feels… weird without Sam holding a mic on every greenscreen

@honzothesloth8075

3 жыл бұрын

It does but I'm here for it

@Conservative_Chris

3 жыл бұрын

@@honzothesloth8075 Same bro

"There are no chads" . Yeah? Me and four friends were assassinated by Lvndmark yesterday. One by one. That psychopath brought us down. No emotion on his face. The level 44 gamer didn't even loot most of us... We are squashed beneath the chad. But in the end, when he's dead and decaying on the ground. That's when we will strike. The rats will always win.

@Zaysaki

3 жыл бұрын

on customs?

@furiouslx5303

3 жыл бұрын

THE RATS SHALL STAND TALL AFTER ALL!

@yaboikez2828

3 жыл бұрын

@@cold6006 lvndmark is a chad irl too lol

@cavemanbonk8320

3 жыл бұрын

@@cold6006 you obviously dont know who theyre talking about

@Lyonsgg

3 жыл бұрын

@@cold6006 he is the sexiest man alive no joke

I love this new version of video with the hilights of your stream. I love your streams, the PSAs and sneak peaks and conversations with friends, not like any other streamer I've personally seen. Good stuff man.

I've watched the intro at least a dozen times already. It's just...it's fucking majestic, frankly. I thought Sam's intros were ahead of the game back in the early 123 days, but now he and Bizzle just own the whole game. Bravo, dudes.

I love how the most genuine, contagious laugh I've ever heard from Sam was over vaguely poor treatment of a female dinner guest 🤣

@JC-hf7zt

3 жыл бұрын

His four pack a day habit is finally catching up to him

@mackieincsouthsea

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC-hf7zt man I subbed for the laughs, I stayed for the wheeze 😂

HE KNOWS ABOUT THE HOSES, *I REPEAT, HE KNOW ABOUT THE HOSES*

@SenkaBandit

3 жыл бұрын

the justin y. of tarkov

@noahrector4459

3 жыл бұрын

What’s up with hoses? They used for barter trade orrrr

@MasonFPS

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahrector4459 hideout upgrades and crafting

@trevorginder6878

3 жыл бұрын

Your name is legendary

@makemeajmod

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorginder6878 you must be new here

"A little bit of milk" will always make me die of laughter

always love the videos and constantly keep rewatching them, cant get enough! Good luck with your cold Sam.

That reasoning with the out rat is fucking genius "if your saying I'm responsible for that death then I just committed suicide and I'm fine with that"

@justiron2999

3 жыл бұрын

*Rat Tactics*

So I just found an item called "RatCola" it literally says "Limited edition RatCola of the General Sam brand". You have you're own in-game item now

@ZackTheGiant

3 жыл бұрын

Truly, Sam has ascended

@SoFasT99

3 жыл бұрын

It gives you everything a rat needs 😂😂😂 energy and hydration 😉

@andersmith3938

3 жыл бұрын

I will be collecting them and bringing them with me when me and my buddies go extract camping to flex on someone even in death.

@1X2Y3Zk

2 жыл бұрын

I am stockpiling RatCola in the event it gets discontinued. As a shrewd business man, I will become Tarkov’s sole RatCola provider. That’s supply and command for ya.

@bucky5634

2 жыл бұрын

@@1X2Y3Zk Good job on copying a joke hes already used! Your pretty cool

Sam's definitely one of the goats of gaming yt vids. And his podcast is funny as shit too.

Dude the production quality of that intro was beautiful. Please do more of that, genuinely made my day

It says a lot about a creator when you come to expect a degree of quality with their videos, and you, sir, you always seem to one-up the last with funnier bits, tighter comedic timing , and an overall style and pace that’s just class craft, man. Your videos are wholly underrated.

@mutantbutthole9556

3 жыл бұрын

At least it's not underaged. Like Poobs' basement girls.

"I regret making an exit camp video" *FINALLY*

@Exalarike

3 жыл бұрын

Having gotten into the game VERY recently because of binging his videos… I’ve already been fucked by so many exit campers and I’m so happy to see that hahha

@KenzoTan1942

3 жыл бұрын

What goes around, comes around lel

@aculeatus4356

3 жыл бұрын

@@Exalarike just dont use d2😭😭😭

"You can add a little bit of milk in the bottom AS A TREAT" If i could subscribe to this multiple times, i would lol

"You can put a little bit of milk at the bottom of it as a treat" I haven't laughed that hard in a minute

23:00 "Poob's date" segment had me crying

@synistral2569

3 жыл бұрын

22:00 "Belly pumping" had me rolling :D

I feel like general sam's lighting is underappreciated. He's even got the light source color and direction down for when he green screens. Excellence.

@Gobbostopper

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that when he'd greenscreened himself into that room with the window when he had the rilfe; pro greenscreen times

@zer0482

2 жыл бұрын

god tier editing

@shoto42

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I notice that too, I love his editing, true rat editor

@arealbigboss

2 жыл бұрын

He’s gotten good at minimizing the size of his giant ass head

@_Brohan

2 жыл бұрын

some would say he's a pedophile for cinematography

the usage of the green screen was just fucking amazing, and matched the game's atmosphere super well. you even matched the lighting angle on your green screen segments to the area around your background. massive huzzah for the quality and effort.

this is the first time ive watched your vids, probably my new favorite tarkov youtuber. you have such good humor and i will definitely watch more vids.

Sam is having more fun messing around with the greenscreen than he does with his own kids.

@uncledoctor6920

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he's used it to make some funny home videos with his family. Like maybe he put one of his daughters in front of the screen and super imposed her stomping through a city like Godzilla.

@thebigB3AST

3 жыл бұрын

he does WHAT with his kids?

@ReaperSymbiote

3 жыл бұрын

He can green scene himself to places where his kids aren’t.

@kashjpm2272

3 жыл бұрын

"What are you doing stepdaddy?"

@Speedyzh

3 жыл бұрын

They probably don't like him

These edits are gettin wacky...love it

@Kometheus

3 жыл бұрын

He's goin back to the crazyness.

@JudeOhHecc

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro, if Sam does it, he does it right.

After going back and rewatching all of your tarkov videos again, I would have to say that this is probably the best one, if not top 3

I love how exfilcamper makes cameo's in random rust and tarkov videos in videos with millions of views and everyone loves him, but he has like 10 videos and 26k subs. Still a household name in 2 survival pvp games.

"I live in Florida..." suddenly the mind of Sam makes more sense

@annguyenlehoang7779

3 жыл бұрын

:v im not a US citizen so i really dont know what wrong about Florida tho?

@pokugrf4000

3 жыл бұрын

@@annguyenlehoang7779 look up Florida Man on Google. Shit's insane.

@cremm2288

3 жыл бұрын

@@annguyenlehoang7779 we are all pretty crazy here

@Sevren_

3 жыл бұрын

@@cremm2288 when u ever move out of Florida the curse is lifted. Shit is weird

"what would i need a wool blanket for" *instantly uses blanket*

@RNG-esus

3 жыл бұрын

MuscleBust was 5 steps ahead of Sam

I love your detail in the lighting, it actually looks real.

6:00 The father of Rats, slain by one of his own. Truly, Tarkov is a cruel world

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

it's a rat eat rat world out there

I can tell sam is a happy father based on the DNR bracelet he wears.

@torstenw5723

3 жыл бұрын

The man's seed only produces daughters and his wife does the grilling...I'd wear one too if I had that life.

@hedgeearthridge6807

3 жыл бұрын

(for those who don't know, DNR means "Do Not Resuscitate". When old people just want to be allowed to die when they start dying, they get a DNR, and it becomes illegal to try to save their lives, you just have to sit there and watch them die. )

@puppypunter5802

3 жыл бұрын

@@hedgeearthridge6807 fuck that's hot

@SenkaBandit

3 жыл бұрын

@@hedgeearthridge6807 that’s epic

@jordanlara6815

3 жыл бұрын

@@hedgeearthridge6807 that's rad

The quality of your windows just keep going up and up. keep it up my man loved this one.

I silently belly laughed so hard at the milk conversation that i shook the bed enough to wake my S/O up.

Sam being out of breath after crawling a few inches for some food is the body I aspire to have.

man imagine if you really could track people's footprints like that.

@MyHardyhar

3 жыл бұрын

give it 5 years

@mrpassthebong3213

3 жыл бұрын

you can follow blood trails if the enemy is bleeding and doesn't bandage it up.

@Fertro

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrpassthebong3213 I bought the game a little while ago and did that for the first time the other day. I felt like the wise wizard of the woods, a master hunter. Then he shot me in the face with a shotgun.

@ynnda6155

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fertro XD

@mrpassthebong3213

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fertro lmfao. A buddy and I have used it twice now to track down someone and kill them. Pretty cool. I havent used it and then died to the person yet. 😂

Sam i love you commitment on your lighting and the effort shows man

shit man i guess i fucking have a shit ton of father issues because i started tearing up when he said "I'm proud of you champ"

You can tell it’s going to be a good vid when Sam starts the video with “so anyways tarkov wiped”

I want to see the “behind the scenes” of all this greenscreen gags

@zuita7748

3 жыл бұрын

check his onlyfans

@bigfluppus5461

3 жыл бұрын

wym green screen?

I've never in my life played Tarkov, but Sam makes such satisfying videos about it. Also, thank you, papa Sam, for reminding me about Zaxby's, which is one of the silver linings to living in Georgia.

Videos are getting better and funnier. Genuinely enjoy your videos

I have a feeling we'll see Sam's corrugated hose and gym bag if his shorts get any higher.

@Hiimdave427

9 ай бұрын

how come no one commented on this...

11:36 The accidental comedic genius of this scene is just amazing.

OOF the father bit hit home. Ive watched this video at least 5 times cause its so funny with the rest of sam's videos but this time i was drunk on busch, eating only the zax sauce and I was like "im ready for this family dinner! :D" then the rest of the video happened.

The lighting match when you are looking out the window... what a rat king!

I like how the kolpak krew are like stormtroopers in combat and just stand in the open shooting.

23:33 is the most legitimate laugh I think I’ve ever seen Poob get out of Sam

@moeron420024

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely, its one of the funniest things ive ever heard on one of Sams videos, I was crying

@personatthebay

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest moment ive seen

"They taste so good, the things you don't need in this world" In the midst of jokes cracked some wise shit

“Big glass of water, don’t fill up” “...lil bit a milk asa treattt”

sam loading a Glock is one of the most cinematic things ever

The timestamp that is "poobs date" is basically every podcast summed up into 3 minutes for anyone curious and haven't seen any episodes of the podcast yet

This was amazing. The edits and green screen use is top tier.

A true Floridian knows the struggle of the constant battle with the Florida Sun, much more powerful than your average star.

"We're all poor"- not even 4 days in and i've already been clapped by hk giga chads bhopping across maps at break neck speeds LUL.

@NN-en5kl

3 жыл бұрын

yeah its fucking disgusting

@dutchstylz5531

3 жыл бұрын

Wasnt me 👀

@sketch-rstuff1017

3 жыл бұрын

It's getting rough, I'm considering just going in with my suicide nades for the greater good.

@elgringofeo9348

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry, nothing camping with a RFB with m61 can fix

@jellyfrosh9102

3 жыл бұрын

I died to a guy with an Altyn on the third day of the wipe

I love his editing where he puts himself in the enviorment of tarkov

its crazy how good his content is. I love the green screen tarkov stuff !! hilarious

3:03 " Nope! I heard that shit!" lmfao, had me tearing up it was so funny.

It's disconcerting the mixture of emotions I felt during that dad pep talk, the fact that I found it actually uplifting was incredibly depressing. Also, god tier greenscreen game Sam.

casually reloads magazine of his actual glock

@josephfoksinski7008

3 жыл бұрын

best part actually

@Th3Mavr1ck

3 жыл бұрын

i love that he pointed it right at us too, ITS GOOD TO FEEL ALIVE

@michaelmcguinn7596

3 жыл бұрын

"BLINDED YA"

@pauldepaul6028

3 жыл бұрын

Based Firearm Owner

Sam to his daughters: you play tarkov, now!

8:30 I literally watched this after getting home from being out all day, my car had caught fire on the highway. I finally make it back home and Papa rabbi is telling me I'm doing a good job. Even though this is old, the timing couldn't be better.. Thanks dude.

Sam already never leaves the house. He now places a blanket over his window to keep out the sunlight. I think we all know where this is going...

@random_observer777

2 жыл бұрын

#RatLife

I just wanna take a moment and appreciate how much effort you put into green screen. Especially making sure the light is correct. That scene with the fire for example *chef kiss* anyway. To Rat, or not to Rat. there is no question.

Just so happening to be eating Zaxbys for lunch when I watched this, while having a hard go at life for awhile since a bad car crash left me with a still shattered femur two years later. It was just the pep talk I needed 🥲 thx rat dad, much love from also North Florida.

the loading animation at 11:35 was so long I started to believe it was a bit

Unironically your editing and production value is actually really good

this intro was on a whole different level of quality. you can feel the rat power

Just came across your channel. Great video. Definitely subscribing 👍🏼

the video where you were on the shitter was priceless. told the scav for privacy. lol

Haha yea tell me nice things like my dad “I’m proud of you champ” *proceeds to bawl my eyes out*

@matthewhyde388

3 жыл бұрын

i started to cry too. its just what i needed to hear. mainly about getting up when stuff is so shit

17:16 That Lapua Magnum AP ammo is probably the rarest bullet in the game, each shot pens all armor and is a 1 hit kill. Each individual bullet usually sells for about 100K+ on flea.

@RegOleMinecrafters

3 жыл бұрын

I watched as he evaluated what he was looking at for like 2 seconds and calmly sell 3 FIR AP .338s for a mere 4000 roubles.....

@JohnSmith-yx8kf

3 жыл бұрын

I found a stack of 5 on my first day. Made my balls tingle.

@nikolaisthirdeye1913

3 жыл бұрын

Which is annoying because how flea market taxes work with bullets means if you charge more then about 10 thousand rubles per bullet it literally makes zero difference you make the exact same profit at 10 thousand a round as you do 100 thousand a round

@mfnoby1044

3 жыл бұрын

They are currently 5k a round on the flea

@dennicam2428

3 жыл бұрын

@@mfnoby1044 yea, theres no demand for them at the moment