Four Gamers Go Outside for the First Time - Ep. 67
Комедия
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👏Featuring: @13Snaff / thebizzlesnaff
0:00 - Intro
1:04 - The Suffering of the Bryan
4:43 - Don’t Buy Cursed Gear
6:48 - Airbnb Didn't Care if They Died
8:05 - Blind Bryan Disrespecting Nature
10:54 - Woodstove Poptarts
23:25 - Terrorizing the Locals
30:50 - Day 1 on the Trail
41:01 - Terror in the Dark
48:32 - Day 2 on the Trail
54:48 - Abby is Weird
56:44 - Giving Up
1:01:15 - Tripping in the Woods
1:47:43 - No IRL podcast
1:49:36 - Creator Clash
1:59:44 - Don’t Tell Grandma About the Shrooms
2:03:53 - Sam is an Asshole
2:06:52 - Bonding With the Boys
2:09:04 - Forced Perspective
2:13:01 - Next Hiking Trip
2:18:05 - Inbred Airbnb
2:26:13 - Squatchin
2:18:17 - Resident Weedfoot
2:31:06 - Reeking of the Woods
2:36:11 - Sam's Feeble Boomer Brain
2:39:09 - HATS
2:45:11 - Shroom Induced Adventuring
2:49:16 - Poob's Lightning Fingers
2:55:00 - Dragging the Episode Out
👏EDITED BY @Stalltt / stalltt
👏Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables
👏Main Channel: @GeneralSam / generalsam123
👏Poobs Stream: @poobtube / papapoob
Пікірлер: 566
Its sad aqua didn’t make it back, but at least he seems happy with “his people” whatever that means
@yeoldtroll1355
2 жыл бұрын
He did. He drown in a tent flood.
@TheArtofKAS
2 жыл бұрын
Yes YEs . Twas a worthy sacrifice
@grimace4257
2 жыл бұрын
Ever noticed his chest tattoos with the germanic eagles and weird windmills? 🤔
@coolbeans6839
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck aqua. All aquas done is use Same to get to where he is now. Then does absolutely nothing with him anymore. Aquas no better than an immigrant wife.
@deadshot4245
2 жыл бұрын
he's the grand wizard
Bizzle really should be a permanent member of the podcast or at least a consistent guest
@deadshot4245
2 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%. Excellent member of the crew
@danielr1753
2 жыл бұрын
We need just a little more of that Bizzle
@lipayy9852
2 жыл бұрын
And he would definitely be great at pulling a guest into the convo
@jamesgatz5301
2 жыл бұрын
I for sure could use extra Bizzle
@nbdy420
2 жыл бұрын
one monthly bizzle episode
finally bizzle is back on, truly the most anticipated guest of all time
@logans811
2 жыл бұрын
best guest
@lackofawilltolive
2 жыл бұрын
Aside from Abby and stalltt
@fries4450
2 жыл бұрын
The Bizzle episode was one of the best imo.
@de-ment
2 жыл бұрын
Bizzle has to become a co-host
@Nevermore101
2 жыл бұрын
Love how positive he is - he's the yin to their yang
Bizzle has always been, hands down, the perfect balancing piece
I laughed hysterically for the mushroom story however, I bought the patreon exclusively to hear Bryan's rant.
@holymosey2556
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao same. After I finish it. I'm cancelling that shit!
@petar1196
2 жыл бұрын
mind sharing for the poor rats like me
@jare2067
2 жыл бұрын
yea man transcribe it in the comments
@deaconoob
2 жыл бұрын
You've been swindled
@alexandriareed9346
2 жыл бұрын
You paid for that shit?
i want bizzle as a co-host, mr bizzle episode is my favourite
@chancejanociak1279
2 жыл бұрын
Would be dope but also 4 dudes… what is this the gamer hole???
@biscuit4292
2 жыл бұрын
@@chancejanociak1279 4? it would be 3
@blacksuitnotie
2 жыл бұрын
@@biscuit4292 So out of Sam, Bryan, Poob and Bizzle, who's the chick my guy?
@atomic_bomba
2 жыл бұрын
the fly part from "this is not a comedy podcast" is my absolute favorite
@hoff4301
2 жыл бұрын
3 boys 1 man
"a group of internet dwellers discover hanging out IRL is kind of neat," the episode
@spiralphoenix9839
2 жыл бұрын
@@derek859 ???
I am convinced Bryan lives in a nook in the Backrooms
Glad to see you guys succeed in killing Aqua on the camping trip
I think this is the first recorded ocurance of sam giving a genuine compliment, that shroom trip really turned some screws in his brain lmao
Bryan needs a green screen, I know he cannonically lives in the back rooms, but it really breaks my immersion when 3 out of 4 members are clearly in the wilderness and Bryan is in his depression hole.
@Kalron9
2 жыл бұрын
How do you know he's not in the wilderness with a greenscreen depression hole?
@RSCALES11
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kalron9 bcuz it’s Bryan- he hates that shit lmao
@topgunskrill1392
2 жыл бұрын
You got what u wanted.... Was it worth it?
@fu5t719
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh what immersion are you like rping you live with them. Are you pretending to be in a conversation with them hahahha
@KarpetBurn
Жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Bryan's room now I will think he's stuck in the backrooms
Poob was incredibly dripped out
@matthewwynn3025
2 жыл бұрын
We hold these truths to be self evident
@ayooayden7499
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwynn3025 I like it picasso
"Which one of you flat foots ate half my pop tart?" - Poob probably
@projectonyx6491
2 жыл бұрын
while he also has pop tart crumbs all over his face
“This guy was a fucking freak” In reality he was just a nice dude that helped them find what they were looking for and then went back about his business.
@LILCURTTT
2 жыл бұрын
A goddamn madman if you ask me
@RussianBot69420
2 жыл бұрын
Found him
@Ashephalt
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t lie, you were a little goblin man around them.
@alhassirakhdugani5813
2 жыл бұрын
@@LILCURTTT 🤣
it's fortunate Steve didn't end up coming along him and his two right feet would have slowed the group down
@Julian-uk6mj
2 ай бұрын
steve would not fit the vibe at all
after hearing this i understand why they quit 4 miles in. truly a forehead fables moment by planning a hiking trip in a random place at the worst time of year
@KOSVENDETTA
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is they’ve been planning this for literal fucking years lmao
Imagine having so much Star Power that someone with the same name as you has to be called “Poob” instead.
@Anipixelz
2 жыл бұрын
Been watching since the start only recently did I found out Poobs name is Sam
@hellboip7876
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anipixelz His twitch says he legally changed his name to Poob but I honestly can't tell if it's a joke or not.
@Anipixelz
2 жыл бұрын
@@hellboip7876 It is deffo a joke lol, would be great tho
So when are we making Bizzle a 4th host?
@grarje5.755
2 жыл бұрын
Let’s make it official already!!
@BattousaiMLT
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@theguy8763
2 жыл бұрын
I'd say kick Bryan and put bizzle in. With 4 hosts that wouldn't leave room for a guest, podcasts get too chaotic with more than 4 people. Or they could alternate bizzle and Bryan. I'd be down with that
@DofWMaelstrom
2 жыл бұрын
@@theguy8763 That's fucking heresy, we need Bryan
@redinmolator
2 жыл бұрын
@@DofWMaelstrom I dunno what for, but we NEED BRYAN.
Bizzle seems like the nicest dude and such a good friend
@Tea_Sea69420
2 жыл бұрын
You seen his channels?
@nelliott500
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely check out his channel. He's got some great editing and content.
I envy this friend group
@BakaVHS
2 жыл бұрын
You could have this too if you spent your time associating with every crazy person you meet in a video game instead of living it vicariously through a podcast hosted by people who don't know you exist. General Sam is MY friend (not yours, got it?) and I can't wait to talk to him again in Forehead Fables next episode.
@bigpapao8889
2 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, abby pays these people to be his friend
@delskif1425
2 жыл бұрын
@@BakaVHS are you like one of them insane people who attach to a content creator
@e6staffsargeify
2 жыл бұрын
Well then what's up new friends
Weird that Bryan is on this one. I figured they left him for dead on the cold mountain trail.
Bizzle seems like such a kind and considerate person. What a dude.
Legit props to Brian. I know the feeling of being the dead weight on a hike. Its brutal
@williamjohnson4417
2 жыл бұрын
Props to Brian for his years of neglecting his physical health to the point that a 4 mile hike nearly kills him, how brave and completely unavoidable. not like he had months (if not years) to prepare for a hike with his friends. I'm sure all his shit breaking was because it was made poorly and had nothing to do with the extra 100+ lbs of fat he carries with him every where he goes... But props Brian, roll out his participation trophy. 🏆 the person who really deserves props is Sam, seeing him next to byran really shows how far he has come.
@spencerlee4410
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamjohnson4417 based
@Sadistic_77
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamjohnson4417 Extremely based
@vneezy
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamjohnson4417 you dropped this sir 👑
@elliswebster7041
Жыл бұрын
@@williamjohnson4417 average General Sam commenter
I enjoyed poob’s cosplay, I can believe he blended in
Sam immediately becoming an ADD goblin on shrooms is entirely believable
Honestly, the weirdest part about the whole drug trip thing is where aqua refused to take them because "that's not the way of god" and then put on the klan hood.
Poob is such a vibe we should start calling him the viber-ator
I'm in literal tears hearing Poob describe how Sam sounded like a witch in a tiny tent
"You know what you can put in a basket? Anything that fits in a basket" - Bizzle
This is one of the greatest episodes of any podcast ever
Sounds like Bryan was more having a panic attack in the tent then being cold
These four clowns heading into the Alaskan wilderness would be golden
Yo where the Bryan mushroom video
@topgunskrill1392
2 жыл бұрын
Right this shit got put out but no rant
This podcast has turned into something I look forward to each week. It’s come a long way already.
As an NH boy, I can whole heartedly recommend a hiking trip in nh, but make sure it's around august-september. Least unpredictable weather of the year, and fall foliage in September makes it scenic
So great to see/hear the trip was a success, also appreciate the Pooh and bizzle love in this episode
Just rewatched the other bizzle episode in anticipation for this. bizzle is the best guest and oughta be an occasional co-host
No wonder sam hates this episode, the whole gang exposes him as a social ludite for 3 hours
One of the best podcast episode ever and having bizzle on again was a treat, keep up with the good work boyz
Glad staltt could make such a heartwarming episode for such a great group of friends, truly an amazing editor and worker.
I'm so hunger for the D&D stuff, I can almost taste it.
I am so glad you guys decided to have bizzle on the podcast again, I love him so much.
Here is a tip, if you are camping with people who are not like expert campers maybe dont go camping in the snow, honestly i think sam just wanted to make a video about bryan or poob freezing to death in the snow then cooking them for one of his cooking videos
Yall dont deserve Bizzle, he's too wholesome
3 hrs and plenty of talk about the shroom night? Thanks, Staltt
Being from Idaho makes this 100% funnier
As someone who also partakes in bushcraft, I've been looking forward to this episode forever. As a 20 year old my friends and I used to go get lost in the woods, and suffer together in the snow, smoke and eat mushies, hide under boulders and challenge the weather to get worse. Now they all have kids and it's nearly impossible to get ahold of more than one at a time. It's great to see so many similarities, as when I hike by myself i'll go 20-25 miles a day, but with friends we usually go 2-4. Food always comes first, and we always leave chocolates with fungus at the check in station.
Bizzle really is the only one of these who can socialise lmao Respect to him, for respecting the public
Bizzle is consistently a fantastic guest
I love the show with bizzle adds a great element to it
Over the course of the camping episode and this podcast episode bizzle has become my favorite character/ person of the show 😂 dudes chill as hell and hilarious
Next time they need to do toad in the Amazon rainforest.
The hike seemed fun good work stallt
Brian was on his a game this episode. Would love to have more bizzle on the podcast, he vibes wonderfully well with the aura
One thing worse than the "manual breathing" feeling, is the "I'm suddenly very aware of my tongue" feeling.
@bluscout31yrago55
Жыл бұрын
Fuck you for reminding me
@AUniqueHandleName444
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being so mentally weak that this shit works on you
Certainly a shift of energy in the boys 😌 can't wait for the next episode
I was thinking they’d get into a Ritual type situation
Bro, in the thumbnail bizzle is out here looking like a fighter pilot during g-force training. Absolutely immaculate.
I listen to these at work, binging 9 hours of these guys really takes a toll on ya... Worth it though!
This has to be one of the best episodes
please just have bizzle as the guest every episode
2:28:02 lmao Bryan and Bizzle didn't notice the Rathalos and Poob didn't even know what it was haha
It's "cutting:" when Bizzle is getting in into it.
A 3 hour episode of my favorite fine fellas frolicking in the forest? Hell yeah brother
God, guiding bryan and sam through a mushroom trip sounds like a goddamn nightmare. Luckily poob and bizzle are some pretty cool and patient dudes.
This is actually the greatest podcast I have ever listened to given the lore
this whole episode is really cute reminiscing over the bonding. the mushroom stories remind me of highschool cos its all so relatable
Went back to watch this loooooong after watching the video of the trip. Laughed at this more than any other episode of Forehead Fables.
Thankfully Bizzle and Poob were capable
This may be the greatest episode yet.
Bizzle should always be on this podcast, he adds a lot!
The screaming y'all heard was definilty Elk. They sound haunting.
This and the actual hike episode makes me wanna drag my friends out in to the woods
listening to some Jippy and a new forehead fables podcast episode comes out, it has been the perfect Friday afternoon
this out of context intro might be the best thing on the internet right now hahaha. thanks for the content gents!
Bizzle is the dad, mom and grandma of the group
watching Poob attempt to enter and exit the tent was infuriating, literally couldn't bend his knees at all
Bro this shit is so cool. Sam's kid can look back and see her dad talking with his friends about adventures n shit, stuff i loved seeing my dad do
The Channel 5 guy has continuous visual fragmentations from shrooms, just so you guys know. I don’t really know the details, but he went crazy hard when he was young and now always basically sees snow and has a dissociative disorder. Not saying don’t do shrooms but it’s not impossible to get messed up.
@zaddyzeeseburgnutz
2 жыл бұрын
That can only really happen when you do too many psychedelics when your brain is still developing (like Andrew did when he was like 14, I think?). It's rare for adults to get HPPD unless you go far beyond a heroic dose. I have done shroomies and cid quite a few times at varying intensities and haven't had any problems.
@Sevren_
2 жыл бұрын
He probably already had it or was a prime candidate for dissociative disorder. Drugs don’t give it, but can bring it out if you have any problems
bizzle's bryan impression is spot on.
still kinda surprised bizzle isn't a permanent host of the podcast ngl
Hey! That's Bizzlesnaff! Cool podcast
So a normal warm weather trip in 4 months? This content is great!
Dont care what Sam thinks, this episode is awesome
@KriminalKat
2 жыл бұрын
So far both episodes with bizzle have been fantastic
@k.s.3653
2 жыл бұрын
@@KriminalKat They even joked to have him in every episode, i hope they make it real but all of the podcasts with 4 people as "Moderators" is pretty confusing with guests. Maybe they can make it good.
Hiking and backpacking gear is the absolute epitome of “you get what you pay for.” It’s insane how much your experience will be upgraded by not cheaping out on gear. I’m not just talking about it breaking and falling apart, more expensive backpacks for example will distribute weight better and rest much more comfortably on your shoulders, making it an infinitely more pleasant experience. Don’t cheap out, especially on the backpack and the coat.
Man it's wild how the podcast about the hike was longer than the hike.
The segment of them talking about Sam not blinking and being a sim is so fucking funny
watching the mushroom part was great lol brang back some crazy memories. i know that exactly feeling just uncontrollably laughing and yelling random shit as loud as possible lmao its like absolute chaos is happening when in reality nothing is happening and ur just outa control😅
Bizzle should be a podcast member!!
Who knew it would take a failed hiking trip to make the best episode so far
I live in NH, and if you go early summer you can get some beautiful weather with amazing camp sites. Northern nh is so beautiful
Bizzle should really just be part of the forehead fables crew, If we're being honest.
The trip video was perfect
Sam will have to take that L. Creator Clash was pretty great. There weren't any knockouts, but man did they fight.
I always pictured Bizzle as a basement troll, was not expecting the chad.
3 HOURS i love you stallttman keep up the good work
Do you guys have a link to your DnD podcast? I'm in a couple of pathfinder games myself.
Poob is unironically the coolest dude and I want be friends with him
Ok ok ok. Sam. My brother was born blind and I nearly had a meltdown as to the comment about Bryan method acting a blind person. Can confirm he wears shades and windbreaker (not only black)
bizzle needs more episodes or to be a co-host for sure .