"No Views" .... oh, so Aqua is in this one.

@2KOOLURATOOLGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Oof. Seriously though, I know the view counter is delayed but... 0 sheet 30 minutes 0 _ -

@goose_3447

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for warning me about that heinous criminal, I still can't believe he was behind world War 2 and actually helped Hitler with his campaigns

@jimboymebob9877

3 жыл бұрын

We must eliminate that quote on quote Chad

@Cpt.Croissant

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious to me that this is the only comment he hearted in this video

@pinejungleboogie3563

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought this was a reupload of 12 hours a slave

he's right, it works and makes sense.

@andrewlebus4850

3 жыл бұрын

love u pest

@FunForbes12

3 жыл бұрын

Hi from Bermuda 🇧🇲

@BootyYeeter

3 жыл бұрын

PAPA PESTILY HAS SPOKEN

@forbiddenrice3461

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@skiman8381

3 жыл бұрын

Can you giv meh red rebel plz dad

Man I'll never get sick of this formula. VHS filters, Jippy in the background, Sam bantering on the screen. Timeless shit

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

i miss Alex

@GusMortis

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a credit card commercial.

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@punished7030 an artist, in fact, I miss the retrowave he used to use

@delta6bluejay560

3 жыл бұрын

Sam is amongis

@daniel_cvlh1761

3 жыл бұрын

man i love sam

Sam: "I feel bad, he was only level 6" Sam 12 seconds later: *becomes an absolute Gremlin to kill someone who's level 2*

@YikesIsMe

3 жыл бұрын

"He was so poor, it's fuckin hilarious." ~General Sam

@tictac2therevenge291

3 жыл бұрын

Steal from the rich and kill the poor -robin hood probably

@gary1380

3 жыл бұрын

that was the joke

@Europas_Gone

3 жыл бұрын

as soon as I saw this comment i was at this part in the vid lol

@kennethandrew3709

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda wish he would have gotten the rat hat instead of rat cola

The more I listen to this guy the more I realise he's a true genius.

@nuggetman3714

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@ozzcull7683

3 жыл бұрын

Even the queen agrees

@badussi7570

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a general after all

@DeadTired171

3 жыл бұрын

A true chaotic neutral

@TheOMGWTFBBQ777

3 жыл бұрын

meth does that to people

this idea slaps

@fanticreptile1967

3 жыл бұрын

I can't replay to your other comment, but in my opinion 4k xp is too much. 1 or 1.5k xp is gonna be better.

@fanticreptile1967

3 жыл бұрын

Getting 4k xp is hard, especially when you are trying to kill a scav but it one taps you with his stupid buckshot.

@kristopherrust5087

3 жыл бұрын

Welyn has spoken.

@gnomelover1583

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hi welyn :)

@Daniel-bb9qj

3 жыл бұрын

Whaddya think of the Nazi's uniforms

0:43 "I used to rat dangerously but now I rat safely" - 6nitch9ine 2019

I'm concerned about how many places General Sam can place himself using a greenscreen XD

@JumpMasterJef

3 жыл бұрын

I concer-impressed how many places you can make a comment on a Tarkov video!

@kinz8727

3 жыл бұрын

Ur fucken everywhere

@buttapotato1233

3 жыл бұрын

He’s here he’s there he’s everywhere

@matts3425

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinz8727 people that are everywhere are really just in one place. sitting in front of a computer and watching youtube a lot.

@ihateall3966

3 жыл бұрын

@@matts3425 well, I bet he’s happy at least. More than most can say

Sams child refugee editors are really rising to the occasion

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear pro

@rumplstiltztinkerstein

3 жыл бұрын

saying that they are editors imply that they need to get payed

@procrast3800

3 жыл бұрын

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein sheckle scheme is still down so they will receive nothing but the grant to live

@procrast3800

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku thank u

@jakeb6703

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I've slowly come around to thinking of this stupid fucking bot as art

The sad part is, he’s so right. Half of the raids I enter is just scav kills and extract in 20 min

@ch3cksund3ad

3 жыл бұрын

the time kinda sucks as well, it makes you feel hella rushed

@shmertedd1597

3 жыл бұрын

@@ch3cksund3ad Yea every map has a certain time where if ur not extracting or moving towards one u get violated by scav orgys

@titus17

3 жыл бұрын

that's how it's always been. stop acting like it's a new problem

@marcusborderlands6177

3 жыл бұрын

@@titus17 lol no. Ive been playing for forever, and it used to be totally different

@chaotikkiller1617

3 жыл бұрын

@@titus17 It is a newer problem, with the change to FiR it lessened the length of actual pvp time by players in each raid.

I love how he could've just invited Nikita but then remembers he'd be able to put more words in Nikita's mouth doing it himself

@maxcomstock1831

2 жыл бұрын

Nikita probably would’ve said yes too lmaooo

@skibur848

2 жыл бұрын

you got two of the highest liked comments wtf

I can say that General Sam is totally right. I found a graphics card on customs and I played the most passive that I could ever play just so that I can keep it in found in raid status

The "post-loot clarity" with a graphics card in your gamma is insane.

@vaqmnrg1688

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbarclay4114 when they're 800k a pop I sell any with FIR status. Makes the reward and buttclench immediate. Fair point though

@ThatOneSniper

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbarclay4114 The problem is, it takes a fair amount of the risk out of the game for me. Dying doesn't feel nearly as bad when I can just buy most of my kit back from the flea market after the fact.

@ItachiUchiha-69

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneSniper I’ve got like 450 hours in tarkov and have found a total of probably 14 graphics cards- escaped with like 6-7 of those because lots of times I was a scav or got shot while picking them up. After the building, and the farming of parts, levels, base upgrades, I really think you deserve the money that comes from the Bitcoin farm. I have friends that don’t play the game because they just loose everything constantly, once you get to the graphic card farm the game actually becomes more fun for most people. Or at least that’s how it is for most of my friends

@themastergamingplayz7527

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItachiUchiha-69 man either you have terrible luck or don’t know where to look, I have multiple raids where I got 2-3 graphics cards and get multiple daily

@ThatOneSniper

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItachiUchiha-69 As someone who got the bitcoin farm up to 10 cards, I just felt no need to loot. No need to loot made the game feel completely pointless. All I ever did was just sit in the customization screen because I got so bored of just wandering around and occasionally killing someone/getting killed. The only loot i felt inclined to pick up were dog tags and quest items. It got to a point I abandoned a red key card because I had so much money, it really wouldn't matter if I took it or not.

Interchange becomes a ghostmall the instant Killa dies

@mrkillerful1

3 жыл бұрын

Bring some water and some tendies, find a dark moist hole and wait. After 15 minutes the mall is an all you can eat buffet

@avery4234

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrkillerful1 or the great scav war at around the 20 minute and under mark lmfao

@lutzofarmaceutico7883

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrkillerful1 thank you for the rat riddance I know what I'm doing next raid

@ogablue2728

3 жыл бұрын

I just go it kill killa, loot kiba, and run

@leviathanwake6864

3 жыл бұрын

What if doomguy replaces killa

sam: i know who im looking at i know you've done it to me:*the pmc extract camping waiting for found in raid*

The Oblivion playlist still says "Active", Sam, please.

Take notes everyone, this is the man who also single handedly took down 10 crunch wrap supreme's in one sitting. Someone you don't wanna mess with.

@floydimations

3 жыл бұрын

bruh I can barely tank 2

@chadbuisman1852

3 жыл бұрын

The man who drank an entire cup of fruit gusher juice

@jimmey2121

3 жыл бұрын

@@chadbuisman1852 coom

"I felt like yanking that thing out her mouth and showing her how it's done" lmao

@marxthesocialist5231

3 жыл бұрын

Bout to be a hood classic Sam line.

10:33 Bryan has such a powerful scream

Im a chad behind enemy lines, learning your tactics. I know everything now.

It really caught me off guard how Sam acknowledged me through my monitor and reached his hand through and gave me a gentle, yet firm slap on the face

@airpods3198

3 жыл бұрын

From the fact your writing this like a fan fiction, I think you wanted him to

@nicholaswilson1851

3 жыл бұрын

Air Pods lets be honest, who doesn’t want that

@asbjrnlarsen2842

3 жыл бұрын

anyone used d3hell for raid carries, that website legit ? cant get proper team past month for raids /fml

@Gigglesnix

2 жыл бұрын

I feel guilty and i dont even play tarkov. I just like sam

Sam is evolving into a Cabbage Patch Kid, one hair follicle at a time.

@Thatchycar516

3 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck I haven’t seen that image from your pfp in years

@jonas2231

3 жыл бұрын

This is scary accurate

@THE_MOONMAN

3 жыл бұрын

Just when I thought the forehead jokes were getting old

@blvcklvnd618

3 жыл бұрын

You wouldn’t shoot a guy in glasses would you?

@cartercaceres927

3 жыл бұрын

that pfp is fucking awesome thank you for reminding me of that

Yanno, after hearing Sam out I went from "lol git gud" to "shit that's actually a cool idea." I think it would encourage more gunplay/encounters while being slightly more forgiving for newer players, or players that are trying their best to progress. I know how frustrating it can be. (I geddit tho, it's a part of the game.)

12:31 Had me fucking crying

Sam: *Perfects exit camping* Also Sam: “Everyone is exit camping, damn it!”

@JaesNSC

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@ThePixelzocker

3 жыл бұрын

@@gezenews boo hoo everybody crying that you can't sell PVP loot on the flea anymore. Finally, the traders are important again. It used to be a flea market simulator with so many people just emptying the traders and reselling it instantly at the flea for double the price...

@ThePixelzocker

3 жыл бұрын

@@gezenews I'm simply not encountering that many rats, even though everybody is saying that all the time. Maybe it's on US servers only, idk. The entire idea of loot in general will lead to a player group camping next to high loot areas or extracts anyways. Rats will be rats and if you play like that, that's not the game's fault. And implementing Sam's suggestion would result in hatchlings rushing to valuable loot spawns, grabbing the loot and then hide in the bushes, or just face death if they killed a scav on the way. Such gameplay experience, wow. What is the problem with the items losing FIR status anyways? For example, LedX is still worth 300k to Therapist, Graphics cards can be used in hideout, keycards can be kept to actually play the map. Okay, you earn less money when you can't sell the red keycard for 60mil, but it does not ruin the game at all, not like everyone makes it look like.

@nicholaswilson1851

3 жыл бұрын

ThePixelzocker it takes around 10 minutes for an item to be found in raid, if you can’t find and fuck a hatchling, running into fat loot spawns and then running back out to a hiding spot that’s your fault. Besides I’d prefer that as opposed to everyone leaving ten minutes into a raid the game is supposed to be fighting other players not hide and seek

@ThePixelzocker

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaswilson1851 What exactly would be my profit to go search the area for hiding spots if people have the valuable items in their secure container? The one with the best spawn gets there first, period. It used to be so bad before they introduced it, why is nobody remembering that? Pop a stim, dorms in, out, resort in, out. The amount of times I had an okay spawn, ran there to check for loot and the 1-2 high loot rooms were unlocked and the guy already gone is countless. Grab loot, jump out of the window or off the roof, and gone you are. Plus, if you check your map selection screen there's an icon for how long a raid should take. In Customs, it says 25 minutes. So that most gunfights are over around the 15 minute mark is perfectly fine in my opinion, you don't have to stay 45 minutes in a single raid. And items being worth less if you die (you should not even have the items in the first place, you *died*) is also perfectly fine in my eyes. I simply don't get why people scream about the game being broken because you can't make your money using a playstyle that gets you to die a lot. Wow, you make less money in the few occasions where that even becomes relevant. High loot, high risk. If you can't make money watching the famous streamers' guides then come up with your own way, the game will become much more fun if you try different tactics every once in a while. I simply don't get the point, everything makes perfect sense to me. There's no use arguing over it, since neither of us seems to be able to be convinced of the other point. Just wanted to get a not so popular opinion out there. Peace out, always remember that you are playing the game to have *fun*, too many people are far too emotional about it...

Even though Sam at times is completely unhinged and strategically trying to get his friends to mercilessly murder each other the more you listen to this man talk the more you quickly realize he’s a smart gamer and that scares the fuck out of me.

@JimJamTheAdmin

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not scared and that makes them scared." -Elite Rat

@MasonH24

3 жыл бұрын

He just wants to get through it quicker so he can snack sooner. Priorities are straight.

@JDMDC2

3 жыл бұрын

He's really well spoken actually lol, seems like a smart dude.

@patrickmahany9268

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god....

@sirjoey3137

3 жыл бұрын

A smart gamer with parkinson's aim.

I think my favorite part is how excited Brian is about him getting on the minigun. Lol

I havent laughed this hard in months man, this video was hilarious! thank you for your content Sam!

Aqua's analogy about Sam hunting down fellow serial killers is the most on point thing he's ever said.

@mrkillerful1

3 жыл бұрын

Where is that from?

@Hybridsystem818

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevkevkevkevkev pretty sure he meant the timestamp

Sam with a mini 14 wearing a track suit makes me proud to be a gamer

@warzonebrothers5244

3 жыл бұрын

Should be ak though da...

@humbleguardsman5578

3 жыл бұрын

I've never actually seen the underside of a mini 14 so I thought it was some kind of 224 ruger rifle.

@justinhaynes6053

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Its ruger's 223 it's just a scaled down cheaper m14

Never thought I'd hear Sam himself yell "YOU'RE LOOTIN' MY KILL" like he hasn't done this a million times

The beginning sounds like the old X - 1 radio show, I love it.

Sam laughing at the face shadow his head made is almost as wholesome as his blinding hatred and torture of AquaFPS

@MasonFPS

3 жыл бұрын

@@doritodust2259 I mean not just that, but the elderly too? The man is sick.

@blackbaron9544

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasonFPS It isn't even torture, I thought sam was overdoing it to til my sister messaged him so he excited, shes always been a massive fan of his and asked if he could give her tips on growth in the future as it's her dream to be a streamer. "The best you can dream of is a nice kitchen, girls don't play video games and I hate all female streamers" the insults he sent her went on for hours, pages worth. He actually compressed the files so it didnt go over the limit.

@gamingmaster6377

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbaron9544 What can you expect of Aqua Fart Pee Shit, he actually shot me with a revolver, and then said "Screw you, dummy"

@blackbaron9544

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingmaster6377 Better than what he said to my friend whos a black hasidic jew refugee from Syria, I think he killed himself

@gamingmaster6377

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbaron9544 damn AquaFartPeeShit

"90% of the players have my skill level". I'm out here fighting the T1000, the Rock, and Chuck Norris at the same time. What raids are YOU getting?

@titus17

3 жыл бұрын

He's trying to justify sucking

@sarahsayshello9726

3 жыл бұрын

I've gotten 5hose raids but they all die to killa. I walk in a few minutes after a full on war happens. Thinking I must be safe as shit taking the scraps gunfire explosions lasted like 15 minutes. Walk in hear Russian oh hey killa thanks for killing me

@lincolnsnow6166

3 жыл бұрын

You are the player with his skill level lmao

@MrBigman3109

3 жыл бұрын

@@lincolnsnow6166 Because I made a joke about fighting tough players in EFT that makes me part of the 90%? Doesn't add up but okay.

@lincolnsnow6166

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBigman3109 Dude, just chill. It was a joke, I didn't mean to make you cry.

Your videos are like a scav run - always full of surprises and never a dull moment! Your humor is the real MVP, making every raid a hilarious adventure. Keep the laughs coming, and remember, even if you're ratting safely, you're still the king rat to us!

general sam's video quality has gone through the roof and i love to see it. keep up the good work

"Gamma container" *Laughs in Alpha Pack*

@davidbanan.

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a cry not a laugh, i have beta container. Cuz im a beta male

@johncortez8437

3 жыл бұрын

Its fine, soon you’ll laugh in *kappa* *container*

I felt when he said: "pew pew pew pew" in my left ear and "pow pow pow pow" in my right ear

@Paratroopersteark

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: the sounding of the word "pow" in Brazil is written "Pau"wich means "dick/cock"

@tomlenid699

3 жыл бұрын

Sam is aware that's what it means

@depthcharge126

3 жыл бұрын

Getting dicked in the ear is what this game is really about

I’ve never played tarkov but this guy makes me wanna buy it when I get money

@everythingpony

3 жыл бұрын

Get edge of darkness, just do it

You know this is a great idea when daddy pestily puts his stamp of approval. But tbh I love general sams content. I have never laughed so hard as when I hear his wheezing laugh lol

The Nikita impression had me rolling.

“I’m gagging in the bed” coming from a wife whose husband dropped the most disgusting gamer dump, damn, Scabs did ‘em dirty 🤣

@davidbanan.

3 жыл бұрын

Scabs? Scavs?

@camjakeeg

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidbanan. no you have no clue who scabs is, leave

@supertthegamer670

3 жыл бұрын

@@camjakeeg who?

@camjakeeg

3 жыл бұрын

@@supertthegamer670 sam's kidnapped wife

@collectiveleak

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidbanan. immagine not knowing scabs

1:28 nice Grand Nagus impression

"im looking at you through this screen you know who you are" slowly clicks the like button with a feeling of guilt

So heart warming to see sam smiling when building his daughter's tricycle.

@nathandkreosote9917

3 жыл бұрын

It shows he still has a little humanity left in that soulless shell.

@niconline2834

3 жыл бұрын

Hes just happy bc he knows hes gonna push her off of it so many times

@bigdikdude4207

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was his

@Natedog-xf3xm

3 жыл бұрын

He’s only excited because he’s ready to give his kid that one fearful shove saying you can do it on your own but the daughter is straight fearful.

@purplegoopguy

Жыл бұрын

@@bigdikdude4207 Nah he couldn't get the peloton seat for it

I live for these green screen montages man, they are so clean

@kmoss9521

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Thank you!

@chrisking3537

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@DecoyBacon

3 жыл бұрын

there really is no one that can do it quite like him. it seems like such a skill lol

The best part of this whole vid is at 13:15 when Sam checks to make sure some exfil clone isn’t waiting to blast his ass with a KS-23 from on top of the door.

you are legit one of my new fav youtube creators, subscribed!

I love how he greenscreens himself into containers and behind things. Great editing.

@AceCmbatguy25

3 жыл бұрын

That's his editor, not him i'm sure !

@argentcosmonautmobile5672

3 жыл бұрын

@@AceCmbatguy25 I suppose so. Either way; it's a nice touch.

Man I can’t believe AquaFPS said that thing he didn’t say

@Saint-Bedo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s such a terrible person, I once saw him do something that he didn’t do

@user-pn3mw7rx1s

3 жыл бұрын

cant belive he said the thing he didnt!!!!!!

@quetschmasterv.5107

3 жыл бұрын

It's not my birthday but thx? That thing?

@grimreefer9324

3 жыл бұрын

you've cracked the formula for every comment section on one of Sam's videos

God I love your stuff Sam! Looking forward to more.

Sam you're one of the best KZreadrs out there right now man your style of comedy and editing are both 👌👌👌👌 can't believe I've taken this long to come across your content man keep up the good work I don't even play tarkov but you make me want too lol

"doctors hate him for this one simple trick."

@ataberk3539

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidbanan.

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

"95% are in my skill bracket." That shit applies to almost all games. But nobody is willing to listen anyway.

@redstorm4111

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, devs are getting this habit of listening to the 5% over the 95%. It's happening all over multiplayer games. It's why I stopped playing Overwatch. Blizz kept sucking off OWL players and saying "fuck you" to everyone below Grandmaster. Which is mostly everyone.

@selectionn

3 жыл бұрын

@@redstorm4111 cough cough big streamers influencing the game cough cough pestily and mosin ammo

@shadow50011

3 жыл бұрын

@@redstorm4111 Overwatch was designed for WoW players who can’t aim, that’s why it sucks lol

@xavierh.5102

3 жыл бұрын

@@redstorm4111 a-fucking-men brother. "iT's A COmpetiTIvE game, it ShOuLd be BalEnceD fOr thE toP compeTiTiVE pLAyeRs" ok then I'm going to competitively stop playing your game, and soon enough your game will be competitively dead.

@mufat8400

3 жыл бұрын

@@redstorm4111 git gud lul

General sam vids are a fooking blast to watch

I'm legit waiting for Sam's debuts as a Stand-up comedian, this dude is a comedy god

Sam: "I know who I'm looking at through this monitor" Me who doesn't play Tarkov but likes Sam's videos: "is that so?"

@davidbanan.

3 жыл бұрын

Waht?

@TheCrazyCh1ckenJR

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t play tarkov either but I love sams vids

@leonmesquita1690

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have a computer to play :(

I've been watching this with no sound. It's a genuinely terrifying experience.

@2KOOLURATOOLGaming

3 жыл бұрын

...............

@terriwebb5093

3 жыл бұрын

Aoooo, yeah bet that is scary

thanks papa sam, another banger

Your like the only youtuber i can rewatch multiple times and enjoy

I love how he explained the video in various boxes and containers like the rat he is. Haha.

Jippy is a staple of General Sam content at this point

@GMB0077

3 жыл бұрын

Jippy is the only man that’s saving him in his vids

@SavagelyAttack

Жыл бұрын

I remember back when it was Hari

I love the format on this one

Great content man! 10/10 you are funny af! Also great editing. Epico!

Was just watching General Sam Out Of Context, it’s like I can smell when he’s about to post. I’ve developed some of those Rat instincts.

@0xsergy

3 жыл бұрын

Or KZread recommends you videos from creators that uploaded their video last night but never set it public..

@Taiyama2

3 жыл бұрын

If you can smell Sam, and Sam can smell menstruation, does that mean you can kinda smell menstruation in turn?

@prophetofbeans6781

3 жыл бұрын

@@Taiyama2 The Transitive Property knows no bounds

Sam's streamer item should be one of his many children you have to take with you through the raid

@Vinzmannn

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as you find them you cannot discard them and you only have 50% speed and can't sneak.

@davidbanan.

3 жыл бұрын

If i could have one id take a mega rare chainsaw primary that makes your guy has on but is wack them with the motor while its on

@troubleinbound

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vinzmannn no no. It gives you that control drift that metro 2033 gave you also. You lose the ability to aim, sneak or really do much of anything but the kid sells to Jager for 5m rubles

Sam trying to redeem himself for the exit camping video by coming up with this banger idea

This gives me a good perspective of what the otherside of lvandmarks fights are like

“I felt like yankin that thing out of her mouth and showing her how it’s done” Wow.

@Vinzmannn

3 жыл бұрын

He has such a way with words

@SolarRain03

3 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong though, it was shit

@TheJoker-jv3ou

3 жыл бұрын

Who were they talking about?

@thechode2444

3 жыл бұрын

I stopped and looked up the video oh boy

@brentwhite7150

3 жыл бұрын

I had to check it out damn that was terrible.

As dababy once said; let’s gooooo

@russtaken688

3 жыл бұрын

Lesss goooo**

@Chimera144

3 жыл бұрын

"I eat coom(less gooo)"

@spidercrip0927

3 жыл бұрын

"body me a baby lessgoo"

@troyswink5435

3 жыл бұрын

I just burnt me a n**** in front of the sto where ya mami and grandmama shop at

I love the fact that you’ve shaped the standard meta of this dumpster fire of a game with the example you’ve set. Truly, you’re a movement all on your own Sam.

Nikita: *watches this video* Nikita: *makes found-in-raid status only possible if you get a pmc kill*

I love how Abby has to come in to complain about Sam's GamerPoop That's a real man right there

@errorpleasetryagain8342

3 жыл бұрын

Some real chad shit

12:45 "Im gay and I have transitions" - best part

"Conjoined twins in a hoodie" is the sickest, most creative burn I've ever heard. So good.

ive litterally watched this vid like 4 times its a work of art

Sam's sound of gunfire had me feelin' some type of way...

First time we’ve heard from Abby in a while. Surprised she’s still alive

16:15 it's like that scene with the minigun from The Predator, just severely deflated.

15:38 feeling like Leon the professional with those glasses😂

idc about found in raid change anymore after hearing about General Rat's Hat, I want the dumb loot in the broken game

13:16 Brian's Laugh gives me life

You have quickly become one of my favorite Tarkov streamers.(not because of this video) Love the content, brother!

I love this so much. Please make more tarkov content with these other gamers

"wearable with headphones" Obviously couldn't be a problem with the size of your head

Sam’s dry squeal of a laugh is the perfect embodiment of *kekw.*

honestly i like the fir status, cause it makes everything so much more expensive on market, which i love as a seller

i never thought of your idea, i like it a lot !

Steve really does sound like an old smoker lesbian..

8:53 Bryan “Don’t trip” (Trips)

I've never played this game in my life why am I being verbally assaulted send help

Thankx to Pestily you get my sub Sir! Great funny more to watch

"I am the Walter Cronkite of exit camping" dates you hard.

2:14 Beautiful sound effect Sam, very immersive

@IckbobTheAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

More like 2:12 but sure buddy

@boganliber6800

3 жыл бұрын

@@IckbobTheAwesome You're right, just fixed it

Sam: “dont even lie to me. Youve done it too” Me, who hasnt gotten flea market and bought the game literally 4 weeks ago: ...

@jonathanluttrell1380

3 жыл бұрын

The grind to level 10 for a new player is no joke. I just hit level 10 last night made a million in selling stuff in 10 minutes. Took me 3 weeks lol

@unclejesseppe7323

3 жыл бұрын

Just got level 10 yesterday and the grind was so harsh i lost over 2 mil

@nexadus-9113

3 жыл бұрын

Is this your first wipe? Need help?

@unclejesseppe7323

3 жыл бұрын

@@nexadus-9113 yes, and a little bit maybe. Id say im getting better but any help would be appreciated

@nexadus-9113

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclejesseppe7323 let me know what's your discord?

Sometimes I re-watch this video just for the intro, good job Sam

I cannot believe Sam's unironically made a suggestion for improvement, and I'm EVEN MORE SHOCKED to realize that it's actually really good. Dying with a quest item that needs to be FiR is akin to having my fingernails peeled off with pliers

babe, wake up, sam uploaded a new tarkov video

Effing Yay! Been wondering when the next one was coming out :P

This might be your best vid yet