"and I was HOME"

@user-gu9lr3id8n

Ай бұрын

When

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Absinthe helps the mind forget.

@user-gu9lr3id8n

Ай бұрын

No it hurts to much

@voidsaverob

Ай бұрын

hang in there brother

"When the Gods Wish to Punish Us, They Answer Our Prayers." - Oscar Wilde

Be careful what you wish for 👍

@domloy1723

2 ай бұрын

I WISH ONE DAY I CAN STOP TIME TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ON THIS PLANET AND BEYONG

@Danka42

2 ай бұрын

@@domloy1723 you think you can fix it just because you'll have time? 🤨

@domloy1723

2 ай бұрын

@@Danka42 stop time and have time not the same

@Danka42

Ай бұрын

@@domloy1723 answer the question

@domloy1723

Ай бұрын

@@Danka42 if i could stop the Times as long as i want,i would fix a lot of bad things for sure,but who can stop time?right!?

My uncle captains cargo ships and is always at the sea half the year. Auntie says - By the time he is to come home, I can't wait to see him, by the time he is to leave, I can't stand him 😅 Which works fine for them. But if he ever retires, they just might end up killing each other...

@dennislindqvist1265

2 ай бұрын

I have also worked on boats. It's not something I can recommend. Ninety percent of the workers were bullies. Only the most experienced knew how to be a team player.

@arupsengupta-fy2sw

2 ай бұрын

Tea- Garden managers, in India.

@paolagrando5079

2 ай бұрын

He just need to find a hobby that keeps him away for a similar kind of time. Or figure out what gets on their nerves about eachother. 😊

@Danka42

2 ай бұрын

@@paolagrando5079 Well, yes, of course. I'm not saying it's a hopeless situation. But 68 might be a tad too old to actually work on your relationship _for the first tíme ever._

@user-gu9lr3id8n

Ай бұрын

Don't be like that

I love his subtle yet combative humour. It's soft and gentle. Compelling and thoughtful. Downright fucking funny. For me he's a foreign Ricky Gervais. Epic. May he go far 😂

My parents been happily together for 52 years. I always joke it is because my dad was a fisherman almost all of that time and wasn’t home. Now he just retired and is always home and it’s driving mom bonkers, because he has totally messed up her routine. Usually even when he was home he would go to bed around 8-9pm, now he is awake even till midnight and mom can’t watch her shows in peace 😂

Ismo, you're one of my favorite comedians, right up there with Flula and Troy!

😂 your delivery is on point

The pandemic has a lot of babies and a lot of divorces to answer for!

Hey, he turned in to a villain for a moment...

@CynicalBellow

Ай бұрын

Everyone does when thinking about an ex..

@nickotasla3091

Ай бұрын

👍into

@Aijaleena

Ай бұрын

Villain, how exactly?😅

Yep, same thing here 😂

i shared one of your videos about shampoo with my Finnish friend from Helsinki. He had a laugh :))) well done mate! kitos

Wtf, so True. ❤️😂

This is funny coz it's true. Then you start to think about it and it's actually not that funny anymore. I'm in kinda similar space atm where spouse has had a sameish thing, "careful what you wish for".

This isn't even a joke. Under the pandemic break ups sky rockeded.

❤

Anyone here from Dallas? I got two tickets for his show tomorrow night (March 29) to give away.

🥺

Best badum bum in history 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

My Father was in the Royal Navy and this is how things were. By the time he was ready to go back to sea, my mother was ready to kill him for ruining her routines.😂😂😂

@user-gu9lr3id8n

Ай бұрын

Thanks

You are at home. = You are always at home, you don't earn enough. You are at work. = You are never at home, you don't pay me enough attention. You can never win, gentlemen. No cohabitation, no marriage. Problem solved.

@wenbozhao4325

2 ай бұрын

Or work from home 😂

@julianyo7072

2 ай бұрын

@@wenbozhao4325 "You are always at home working, you don't pay me enough attention and you don't ean enough!".

@chookinathunderstorm3446

2 ай бұрын

Women who have their man working away have the home running to the best arrangement for them being the sole presence in charge of scheduling and organising children and other responsibilities ( including outside of home work where they are actually able to earn money for the family also...not just the unpaid work they put into being a housekeeper, mother carer and educator for BOTH their begotten children. Which, enables the father to work away unfettered by any burden of personal presence when responsibilities arise. Her motherly presence in the home while he is absent, also negates the need for him having to earn more for extra financial expenditure spending on a professional housekeeper and child carer. When a man who works away comes home he should not behave in a boorish way that he would disapprove of if his woman showed up to lremain temporarily in his workplace and messed with all of his carefully laid out arrangements and time, throwing everything into wide ranging chaos. Also he would not have the responsibilities of his children living in his workplace causing their routine to be thrown into chaos also.

@lightmeupper

2 ай бұрын

Become a large area farmer. You can be gone for days and still always at home lol

@nugenthinking

2 ай бұрын

​@@julianyo7072 the truth is is narcissim.

AND BAHAHHAHAHA AND TURN UP THE SOUND..!

😂😂😂

That is sad. Sorry Ismo.

social media gives women real time updates what to complain about today

I’ve been divorced a few times . Let me give you some advice on how to make your marriage…..

Lmao

''us help us all always and expose evil always '' GREAT JOB ALL...THANX 4 MAKING Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO the music worldwide. LOVE YOU ALL...!!!....MUCH LOVE.!!

You are single???? Yippee

ISMOOOO , uhm, I am wishing for a man who is NEVER home 😂 think about it! ❤

I always spend only 8 hour a day with my girlfriend and it does work for us. We always meet in bed and we always say goodbye before breakfast.

@LV-426...

Ай бұрын

Why do you need her then?

@K22channel

Ай бұрын

@@LV-426... Because together we feel and make love

Lol

I wonder If there’s any statistics on how many marriages that crashed because of the pandemic….. 🤔

why did she left you, when you were at home in pandemic time?

Whamens not knowing what they want , in a Nutshell !

@northstar2621

2 ай бұрын

"You're never home" doesn't mean "I want you to never leave my side ever." It's not hard. Give it an attempt.

@luigiprovencher8888

2 ай бұрын

​@@northstar2621 where would you like him to have gone?

@northstar2621

2 ай бұрын

@@luigiprovencher8888 Nowhere of course. The issue lies in this guy above me ^ thinking his ex got what she asked and didn't like him being at home 24/7 because she "didn't know what she wanted."

@luigiprovencher8888

2 ай бұрын

@@northstar2621 I know what the issue was.

@northstar2621

2 ай бұрын

@@luigiprovencher8888 Then why are you asking me an irrelevant question?

Sums up a lot of women…their mever happy…”Black belt” in complaints…

volume ISMO volume

Then divorce.. 😂😂😂And you are free, to fly flower to flower, like peter pan. 😂😂

His ex? I thought hes still married.

@CheriTheBery

2 ай бұрын

apparently they divorced in 2021 yet "remain friends and still work together", I think they have some business together.

@TrueSubmitter060206

2 ай бұрын

When he came home, they became exes. Actually she cant stand him when he's at home, for full 2 years. Maybe from 2020 to 2022.

@I_Love_Lord

Ай бұрын

@@CheriTheBery Being divorced and still be good / typical friend is common and pretty normal here in Finland. But this never made any sense to me. For my foreigner brain, its weird as hell

Guy lost like half of his weight and nobody commented on that.

@vaenii5056

2 ай бұрын

After moving to the United States, can you believe that.

Well when i went to come home i got kicked out

Sausage, eggs, spam, eggs, spam, spam, spam and spam 😀

Ok

No nin.

But they have succeeded in dividing Hindus in Brahmins vs Dalits. If these two combine their strength, they can win.

Its funny cause I had a same situation,Im in second marriage now😂

That is just what happens when your wife runs out of shit to complain about

MGTOW!! She had a guy on the side all along. They all do.

@hawkins347

2 ай бұрын

Tell me you don't know a lot of women without telling me.

@whodidthat2732

2 ай бұрын

@@hawkins347 Regretalbly, I was a Chad. I am an old guy now. I have met and had several tens of women. From all over the world and all walks of life, married and non married, in relationships. All but 2 of them refused to fu(k around on their partner. As long as the guy, the mood, timing, location and ambience are fine, panties come off. Grow up junior.

@larbueno

2 ай бұрын

​@@whodidthat2732if a woman is relly good and you are really good there will be no problems. Maybe you could have thought about that part of the equation.

@Finnec123

2 ай бұрын

Man, what about yourself? You're the worst...

@shalomamigos

2 ай бұрын

@@whodidthat2732 It sounds like you were part of the problem, and now you're not only projecting, but also laying all of the blame on women?