ISMO | Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated

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Dolphins are very, very smart... but equally as frustrated. Filmed at the Top Secret Comedy Club in London.
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  • @ccmusic2249
    @ccmusic22496 жыл бұрын

    "you never guessed I was hiding behind Ireland". Ismo, that was fantastic! Keep it up man. Loving your work!

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    4 жыл бұрын

    I must to keep this handy hiding place in mind for possible future need.

  • @dannymain542

    @dannymain542

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone care to elaborate on that?

  • @Devilishka7

    @Devilishka7

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danny Main Look up Fungie, the dolphin in Dingle area. The most popular dolphin in Ireland lol

  • @dannymain542

    @dannymain542

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Devilishka7 Aight thanks

  • @massagelucie
    @massagelucie4 жыл бұрын

    I love how his humour is not offending anyone or being vulgar but still its very funny...im very happy to discover this guy

  • @LuCkiiEsZz

    @LuCkiiEsZz

    4 жыл бұрын

    I who identify as a dolphin feel offended by this comment

  • @sanchitdesai8441

    @sanchitdesai8441

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most PC humor except the vegan part That was not pc

  • @jarskil8862

    @jarskil8862

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup. I like how he keeps most of politics out of his humor. I hate how many modern comedians tend to just joke about modern politics or people on a polarizing way. If I want politics I read news. Ismo is damn wholesome guy 👌 I wish his Finnish shows worked aswell in English, but those often contain inside jokes that doesnt translate too well.

  • @steffenbrix

    @steffenbrix

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @ayehtunohn

    @ayehtunohn

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure George is offended by him.

  • @joetheftman9619
    @joetheftman96195 жыл бұрын

    34 dolphins managed to dislike the video.

  • @badboy-ud7ik

    @badboy-ud7ik

    5 жыл бұрын

    55 now

  • @TalLeyKAL

    @TalLeyKAL

    4 жыл бұрын

    And some whales

  • @roland6505

    @roland6505

    4 жыл бұрын

    And 1 Russian

  • @chrisinkaifa

    @chrisinkaifa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe Theftman Georgies .?🤪🤪😂

  • @griffindotexe6620

    @griffindotexe6620

    3 жыл бұрын

    101 dolphins

  • @BogartMananggete
    @BogartMananggete6 жыл бұрын

    I wanna hear more from Ismo. I've been surfing the internet to find funny comedians to ease my sadness, so far he wouldn't be called the funniest comedian in the world for nothing. He really is the best in my book.

  • @RAMBOdyykkari

    @RAMBOdyykkari

    6 жыл бұрын

    hey mate, not sure if u have already seen all of his shows in english or with subtitles, but if u want to see more, the best is to try your luck with just searching "ismo leikola in english", "with subtitles" on youtube. one good way is to look for shows where he is in another country, more likely he will be speaking english.

  • @BogartMananggete

    @BogartMananggete

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for that....

  • @foshezeefocker7707

    @foshezeefocker7707

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's brilliant in his delivery! It's all about the presentation in my opinion! I really find Rowan Atkinson great as well one of his favourites is titled "We are most amused" where he does a biblical reading xD

  • @BogartMananggete

    @BogartMananggete

    6 жыл бұрын

    These guys are really phenomenal. Rowan is my favorite too. They really made it through their brilliant ways of finding funny delivery in simple things. I wish Ismo the best...Thanks for referring "We are most amused"...

  • @user-ow6vv3pn3v

    @user-ow6vv3pn3v

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why are you sad?

  • @mistygreen5335
    @mistygreen53353 жыл бұрын

    He needs more than a Netflix special. I would pay to see him.

  • @chantalekilley4219

    @chantalekilley4219

    Жыл бұрын

    he's on tour in the States right now. I'm waiting for him up in Canada.

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg2 жыл бұрын

    "I was hiding behind Ireland" is an awesome joke!

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx3 жыл бұрын

    This is essentially a summary of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"

  • @haimbenavraham1502
    @haimbenavraham15024 жыл бұрын

    Civilizations come and go, dolphins remain smiling.

  • @margeparker9571
    @margeparker95718 ай бұрын

    Love Ismo! Great new comedian. He needs his own special.

  • @meow7809
    @meow78095 жыл бұрын

    The way you talk is really precious

  • @Deimos1478
    @Deimos14786 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy!!!! greetings from Greece!

  • @khwlel
    @khwlel5 жыл бұрын

    I am amazed at how amazing your skills are, I just moved to Finland 3 months ago xD

  • @slowpudda
    @slowpudda6 жыл бұрын

    Even in english this is the best joke from you Ismo. Näytä niille maailmalla 💪🏻

  • @nano4886

    @nano4886

    5 жыл бұрын

    ei kyll paras mun mielest :D

  • @madgtthree
    @madgtthree5 жыл бұрын

    He makes me laugh full on. Like I've never laughed like that before. I think because he just says things so plainly, I just find it hilarious.

  • @darlingsapphire1
    @darlingsapphire14 жыл бұрын

    ISMO MAKES MY TUMMY HURT WITH LAUGHTER. I BELIEVE IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL AND YOU WATCH ISMO YOU WON'T BE ILL ANY MORE. HE'S GOOD MEDICINE.

  • @micafreedom3413
    @micafreedom34133 жыл бұрын

    😆😅🤣 Ismo on paras!! Kiitos paljon! You help many to feel better! 💯😍

  • @HenrySylvester01
    @HenrySylvester016 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 20k!

  • @VeronicaManzanarespyretka
    @VeronicaManzanarespyretka6 жыл бұрын

    I loved this!

  • @TIM1948
    @TIM19487 ай бұрын

    What a talent; I wish him success.

  • @CaptHollister
    @CaptHollister Жыл бұрын

    The last message the dolphins left for humanity before evacuating the Earth in advance of its destruction by the Vogons was, of course, "so long, and thanks for all the fish"

  • @saraha1005
    @saraha10055 ай бұрын

    Hahaha I love this!! Thank you for making us all laugh, Ismo!

  • @thebigh4752
    @thebigh47525 жыл бұрын

    I just love the gentle sort of laugh from the audience at 1:00 - They think it is funny as hell, but his demeanor on stage allows for this feeling of reservation. So you see people dying of laughter but sort of in silence. I can't think of any other comic that can elicit this kind of a reaction, except MAYBE Stephen Wright.

  • @uskok4636

    @uskok4636

    Жыл бұрын

    Its a very Finnish thing, that reservation.

  • @anaabendroth3460
    @anaabendroth34605 жыл бұрын

    In America they make full-length tv specials for comedians like yourself. I hope one day they'll do one with you... You are soooo damned FUNNY :-)

  • @carimcaskill
    @carimcaskill11 ай бұрын

    SO WHOLESOME

  • @kostaslago
    @kostaslago Жыл бұрын

    this is joke is genius, rather philosophical and very funny . Thank you Ismo 👏

  • @maxmoseley6330
    @maxmoseley63306 жыл бұрын

    I’ve actually thought about this a lot how whales and dolphins might be even smarter than people and the only thing keeping them from creating a civilization is their lack of opposable thumbs and inability to make fire

  • @AlliasEllie

    @AlliasEllie

    5 жыл бұрын

    the inability to make fire *underwater

  • @Devilishka7

    @Devilishka7

    4 жыл бұрын

    The fact they're smarter doesn't mean they don't use it. It's just humans that compare everything and everyone to their own abilities on land, but really for dolphins in their underwater world, they could be geniuses achieving great things there.

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AlliasEllie Excatly...

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Devilishka7 I think the scientists are just able to measure the brain size - and what test they can make about intelligence: can they really prove the dolphins are as intelligent as people, or more? Maybe a better assessment from them would be to say the dolphins are very intelligent - leave it vague enough. After all, haven't they just started to test them a few decades ago? Would they be smarter than dogs? If so, how they could really define the intelligence of the dolphins' ? Depends also how they define human intelligence. Hope not just by the Mensa tests. Because the wate would get wet, and electricity would be dangerous, hehe. And then the blue whale :) It likely has bigger brains than the dophins - but are they smarter? Of course trying to test them would easily become unethical, limiting or stressing them too much - so hope no scientist gets that idea.

  • @viljamtheninja

    @viljamtheninja

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@timomastosalo It's not just about brain size but brain size *in proportion* to your total body mass.

  • @vendetta1306
    @vendetta13064 жыл бұрын

    Needed this to help me start my long day off properly :)

  • @dr.dolzur223
    @dr.dolzur2235 жыл бұрын

    Ireland joke is a bomb, jeez I laughed my ass off

  • @felix_christopher
    @felix_christopher Жыл бұрын

    Alan Davies would be pleased about the Blue Whale bit.

  • @riccardoc1711
    @riccardoc1711 Жыл бұрын

    That’s why dolphins are leaving while singing : “So long and thank you for all the fish” …

  • @jennymontulo5146
    @jennymontulo5146 Жыл бұрын

    I am loving him. Just found him in instagram last night. ❤

  • @AmazingPhilippines1
    @AmazingPhilippines1 Жыл бұрын

    Love your humor Ismo!

  • @Metal_Soul
    @Metal_Soul Жыл бұрын

    I love your accent! And of course your humor ...🤣

  • @Noodelousart123
    @Noodelousart123 Жыл бұрын

    I love his humor bc it matches with the energy of shower thoughts

  • @SaBiNuKi
    @SaBiNuKi5 жыл бұрын

    This is too good. I almost peed my pants laughing......................

  • @pale_saint

    @pale_saint

    4 жыл бұрын

    Abdulrhman and when the genie grants you that wish she sells the pants for some online perv who will keep on sniffing them. Hope you enjoy being the pants then 😂🤣

  • @davetubervid
    @davetubervid Жыл бұрын

    I've only just discovered him - he's a comic genius

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Жыл бұрын

    I just love this. Reminds me a bit of eddy izzard. Smart humor with language.

  • @BlackSeaStorm
    @BlackSeaStorm Жыл бұрын

    So good!

  • @maryleblanc4961
    @maryleblanc49612 жыл бұрын

    Dolphins 🐬 are way smarter than People! 😁❤👍💯💥💥💥 Love this!

  • @SariHanninen
    @SariHanninen6 жыл бұрын

    Sä oot mahtava 😁

  • @sasamuraki
    @sasamuraki4 жыл бұрын

    Hahhaa the whale joke was hilarious 😂

  • @youngThrashbarg
    @youngThrashbarg6 жыл бұрын

    I thought you were saving this one for some big US comedy special.. but it still is great.

  • @axavesterix4962
    @axavesterix49629 ай бұрын

    tää o hyvä kans. anteeks. good one.

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber58846 жыл бұрын

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Very funny! Great job my brother!!

  • @shrestharajesh
    @shrestharajesh2 жыл бұрын

    We need more of you buddy. Thanks for curing my depression in these times of covid and war.

  • @bettyakkemaai5499
    @bettyakkemaai5499 Жыл бұрын

    I never thought of it like that , that's exuactly a little sad ... Poor dolphins. 🐬🐬. " Oh look a ball..". 😂

  • @MrNeboff
    @MrNeboff6 жыл бұрын

    Subbed!!!!!!!

  • @sinni1525
    @sinni15256 жыл бұрын

    Hyvä idea kyllä alkaa laittamaan tänne tubeenkin enemmän videoita :)

  • @HrRezpatex
    @HrRezpatex4 жыл бұрын

    My new favourite comedian. :)

  • @Tar-Numendil

    @Tar-Numendil

    4 жыл бұрын

    His bit about the word "ass" on Conan is hysterical!

  • @Santhanaram
    @Santhanaram6 жыл бұрын

    Hi ISMO, Ram from Singapore. I really love your style of comedy.You are such an inspiration

  • @alphathealphiliate
    @alphathealphiliate4 ай бұрын

    This may explain why dolphins are so vicious 😂

  • @danielhernandez3161
    @danielhernandez3161 Жыл бұрын

    Epic!!! 😂

  • @AnnihilationXable
    @AnnihilationXable6 жыл бұрын

    2:14 is actually 800km (500mi). Which is still quite insane

  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz Жыл бұрын

    I almost fell off the chair 😂

  • @AnthonyDonnellyTT
    @AnthonyDonnellyTT6 жыл бұрын

    Diggin your work Ismo... in English or Suomeksi man... Subbed.

  • @seallustrator
    @seallustrator3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite animal is the dolphin. Audience: HAHAHAHAHA

  • @becharb
    @becharb Жыл бұрын

    love him

  • @melindakrych6115
    @melindakrych61156 жыл бұрын

    ❤️❤️❤️ ISMO!!

  • @MonacoRocha
    @MonacoRocha5 жыл бұрын

    GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @imaginative-monkey
    @imaginative-monkey3 жыл бұрын

    A blue whale, a dolphin, and Ismo entered a bar...

  • @1labuakimegnyerteasegberug596
    @1labuakimegnyerteasegberug5962 жыл бұрын

    GO ISMO GO !!!!

  • @elfarofinanciero
    @elfarofinanciero6 ай бұрын

    Hiding behind Ireland...🤣😂

  • @nXytee
    @nXytee6 жыл бұрын

    Et sä turhaan oo maailman hauskin

  • @5totwelve732

    @5totwelve732

    3 жыл бұрын

    Onhan Ismo allways jurrissa

  • @hukeaz
    @hukeaz6 жыл бұрын

    I love dolphins too!

  • @BarbaraMerryGeng
    @BarbaraMerryGeng3 жыл бұрын

    ISMO - last year - was at the comedy club NYC EAST VILLAGE -/ YAy

  • @worldsoldestcivilization
    @worldsoldestcivilization2 жыл бұрын

    🐬🐬 are offended by this joke but unfortunately cannot dislike..

  • @user-nk3dr2nx4d
    @user-nk3dr2nx4d2 ай бұрын

    Just wait till the dolphins learn to mind control the octopi.

  • @pelimies1818
    @pelimies18183 жыл бұрын

    Ireland, you say? Then the whale was also pissed.

  • @tamasszanka5866
    @tamasszanka58662 жыл бұрын

    Ismo, you are going to be an excellent Joulupukki when you get older.

  • @irmaadyatnimawardi
    @irmaadyatnimawardi4 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE YOU!

  • @ZhaodiWang
    @ZhaodiWang5 жыл бұрын

    Ismo iz so funny we love it!,

  • @tanden3731
    @tanden37316 жыл бұрын

    Hyvä Ippe!

  • @nervanderi
    @nervanderi6 жыл бұрын

    Douglas Adams. Dont Panic.

  • @rzmij
    @rzmij2 жыл бұрын

    Why I'm encountering this when I'm stoned? 😂😂😂

  • @TheFinalMeowntdown
    @TheFinalMeowntdown5 ай бұрын

    When Valtteri Bottas’ slightly boozy cousin does comedy. 💀😂 Kiitos for making me laugh my ass off (as the authority on ass, you’ll have to look into that expression)

  • @GL-dh1bo
    @GL-dh1bo Жыл бұрын

    ISMO, when are you having a US tour???

  • @danhnguyen-mm2ue
    @danhnguyen-mm2ue Жыл бұрын

    lov ya

  • @BarbaraMerryGeng
    @BarbaraMerryGeng4 жыл бұрын

    So fun 🐬🐬

  • @aperson2020
    @aperson2020 Жыл бұрын

    First mean bit of comedy. Making fun of lovely dolphins.

  • @Nintentohtori
    @Nintentohtori6 жыл бұрын

    So, dolphin or a earthworm?

  • @UMANGPLAYS

    @UMANGPLAYS

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Land and Water

  • @t.ezanditrinanda1368

    @t.ezanditrinanda1368

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dolphin in which planet ?

  • @bradmckinley2660

    @bradmckinley2660

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sun flower.....bullshit

  • @sayhi486
    @sayhi4865 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha ISMO 😂😂😂

  • @jeanjunkkari
    @jeanjunkkari4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing me , can't get enough

  • @77JMW
    @77JMW4 жыл бұрын

    Finland is one of dolphins' favorite places, right behind Blowholeland. Or I was gonna go with .. This man knows his fish because he is from Finland.

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finland isn't as fishy as Sweden or Norway :) Finns eat beef and pork much more. Of course there are the fish enthusiasts, but... If you've watched the Monty Python clip about the fish & Finland, it looks more like Swedish culture stamped on Finland (once again). Of course it was meant as a harmless joke - just showed the makers didn't know much bout the countries, just mashed them together as a lump of hacked fish, entrails and all :) Just like Ireland, Scotland and England are exactly the same, and the 'Whales' language is as close to English as Finnish is to Swedish... Actually Finnish is even more distant from Swedish than Welsh from English.

  • @McMxxCiV

    @McMxxCiV

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@timomastosalo I think the joke was about Finland because fish have fins.

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@McMxxCiV Could be. I'll wait his answer, if he wants to answer.

  • @JiihaaS

    @JiihaaS

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's talking about mammals though...

  • @ethanmariani5152
    @ethanmariani51524 ай бұрын

    this guy is soooooooo funny

  • @jdssurf
    @jdssurf6 жыл бұрын

    Nice lol

  • @markopelaa
    @markopelaa2 жыл бұрын

    one day fellow dolphin came and wanted to invite more orcas to live with them.

  • @dry1407
    @dry14074 жыл бұрын

    I thougth his favourite animal was the earthworm!?

  • @Ran-tan-tan
    @Ran-tan-tan4 жыл бұрын

    Something something Alan Davies, blue whale, something something

  • @henriaho2271
    @henriaho22716 жыл бұрын

    LoL.

  • @hiimain7932
    @hiimain79322 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @kuloharjunkylakoulu4607
    @kuloharjunkylakoulu46076 жыл бұрын

    "They have hands" -"HAHAHAHAHA "

  • @user-cl4vw5bm7q
    @user-cl4vw5bm7q5 ай бұрын

    ❤😂

  • @sepposavinainen2660
    @sepposavinainen26604 жыл бұрын

    Mistä sä keksit mämä? Wank ellar BlueWhale?

  • @tinaluoma-welcome9607
    @tinaluoma-welcome96073 жыл бұрын

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kruppel-ze5yi
    @kruppel-ze5yi4 ай бұрын

    Apparently they were once land animals, with 4 legs and I guess 20 toes, but for some reason they started swimming. That was not a very intelligent decision? Coz others tried to fly, or grew hands 😁

  • @marceladey7512
    @marceladey75126 жыл бұрын

    WHY ISNT ISMO ON NETFLIX

  • @utapao74

    @utapao74

    4 жыл бұрын

    They have a no Finnish policy.

  • @EricDec
    @EricDec5 жыл бұрын

    You should post longer videos

  • @metsapuro

    @metsapuro

    4 жыл бұрын

    you can buy hes films if u want longer ones

  • @maijamansnerus239
    @maijamansnerus2396 жыл бұрын

    Ihana !

  • @timomastosalo
    @timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын

    Dolphins are no wankers.

  • @nickmuffin1722
    @nickmuffin17225 жыл бұрын

    I am new to ISMO, what's his native language?

  • @jerqqup687

    @jerqqup687

    5 жыл бұрын

    Finnish

  • @stevenkelby2169

    @stevenkelby2169

    5 жыл бұрын

    English, he's just got a speech impediment.

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