ISMO | Dolphins

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  • @messenger1556
    @messenger15564 ай бұрын

    Why this guy doesn't have 20 million subs by now is beyond me. ❤

  • @wonderfalg

    @wonderfalg

    4 ай бұрын

    Marketing?

  • @mrrandom1265

    @mrrandom1265

    4 ай бұрын

    Because he keeps posting short clips. I don't understand why he never shares proper content (at least 15 minutes).

  • @conwaytwt

    @conwaytwt

    3 ай бұрын

    It would be like the dolphin with a typewriter and wet paper. He'd just have dry subs and nowhere to put them.

  • @AloisMahdal

    @AloisMahdal

    3 ай бұрын

    because dolphins can't hit the subscribe button?

  • @anytayatyta

    @anytayatyta

    2 ай бұрын

    Enjoy the exclusivity!

  • @Mezamihvad
    @Mezamihvad4 ай бұрын

    Ismo we are super excited to hear new jokes,we can't wait 😂😂😂😂

  • @__HumanBeing
    @__HumanBeing4 ай бұрын

    You are my new favorite comedian ISMO! 👏

  • @galgrunfeld9954
    @galgrunfeld99544 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: Dolphins give each other names, and some dolphin taught scientists their names, they even taught them how to play catch with a pufferfish as a ball

  • @r0conscious
    @r0conscious4 ай бұрын

    U r one of my favorites Ismo! ❤️

  • @Lowco5
    @Lowco54 ай бұрын

    This guy is the only awesome thing the algorithm has shown me in a long ass time.

  • @AkajjaObunaku
    @AkajjaObunaku4 ай бұрын

    they are really pissed 🤣

  • @nonas6831
    @nonas68314 ай бұрын

    Какой он классный!❤😂😂😂😂

  • @W3c16B
    @W3c16B2 ай бұрын

    this guy cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bubisav123
    @bubisav1234 ай бұрын

    Man, you are hilarious. You are really, really good

  • @HrRezpatex
    @HrRezpatex3 ай бұрын

    As a Norwegian who know how much Finnish people love to drink, there is one thing i never have understood. They say it was the Finnish that invented the Molotov cocktail.(Its a cool history behind it by the way..) But lets be honest, do we really believe that once there was a Finnish person who said: I have a great idea, in stead of drinking this alcohol, lets put it on fire and then throw it away..

  • @SepyLi

    @SepyLi

    2 ай бұрын

    Finns only invented the name, not the actual thing

  • @CheriTheBery

    @CheriTheBery

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@SepyLiI mean... There's not much to "invent" there, it's basically a very flammable substance put in a container and thrown at war machines.

  • @MrPekarce
    @MrPekarce4 ай бұрын

    you should do one about the word "Mate" OMG i bet your gonna make something INSANELY funny Love you man !

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599

    @mikeymcmikeface5599

    4 ай бұрын

    you're*

  • @MrPekarce

    @MrPekarce

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mikeymcmikeface5599 please dont...

  • @partyweb

    @partyweb

    4 ай бұрын

    Grammar Police 🚨

  • @MrPekarce

    @MrPekarce

    4 ай бұрын

    @@partyweb good luck learning ANY other language then english WITHOUT taking any clases TAKE THAT :D

  • @partyweb

    @partyweb

    4 ай бұрын

    @@MrPekarce, I was defending you and poking fun at the troll who replied to you. 😂👍

  • @Dr.K.Wette_BE
    @Dr.K.Wette_BE4 ай бұрын

    Genius ! 🤣

  • @Dexlect
    @Dexlect4 ай бұрын

    Nice one 😜, that one took me back to Ricky Gervais bit 😁

  • @ch3fk0ch0815
    @ch3fk0ch08154 ай бұрын

    I was laughing like Matt.This was a definitely a good one and I don't get Abby's or Alan's reaction. There wasn't any offense in that joke in a single word. Like Hammond said - it was progressive ❤

  • @jacekmichalewski4059

    @jacekmichalewski4059

    3 ай бұрын

    I guess there arent many white female dolphins to get maad

  • @varmastiko2908
    @varmastiko29083 ай бұрын

    Ironically that's exactly why dolphins are better off than humans.

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface55994 ай бұрын

    That's how paralyzed ppl must feel.

  • @1337fraggzb00N

    @1337fraggzb00N

    4 ай бұрын

    As a T7 paraplegic, I would like to stand my ground, but there are some issues.

  • @user-ih6hh2ce8v
    @user-ih6hh2ce8v2 ай бұрын

    I thought the dolphins might use voice typing!

  • @piaidebring6917
    @piaidebring69174 ай бұрын

  • @honkytrousers
    @honkytrousers4 ай бұрын

    When’s he due?

  • @georgenorris2657
    @georgenorris26573 ай бұрын

    . . . and the paper is all wet . . .

  • @PaiviProject
    @PaiviProject4 ай бұрын

    😆😆😆

  • @muhamadthemotorcityfarmer6016
    @muhamadthemotorcityfarmer60164 ай бұрын

    😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣

  • @DWilcox77
    @DWilcox774 ай бұрын

    They gotta be frustrated. I think they do a lot of swimming, or can they not sleep well like you?

  • @xrzeropoint7989
    @xrzeropoint79894 ай бұрын

    I've never seen a doll with a fin. What is everyone talking about? Dolls have dresses. Is it under there? I've never looked because that's naughty. Where are the fins on the dolls?

  • @marksanders1942

    @marksanders1942

    4 ай бұрын

    Dolphin not doll

  • @xrzeropoint7989

    @xrzeropoint7989

    4 ай бұрын

    @@marksanders1942 OH! OKAY! SPANK YOU BERRY MUCH!

  • @rustyshackelford3590

    @rustyshackelford3590

    3 ай бұрын

    Mermaid doll

  • @xrzeropoint7989

    @xrzeropoint7989

    3 ай бұрын

    @@rustyshackelford3590 Gawr Gura!

  • @The-Real-Ando
    @The-Real-Ando4 ай бұрын

    Dolphins are just gay sharks

  • @Mielenvapaus

    @Mielenvapaus

    4 ай бұрын

    No. Sharks are just gay dolphins.

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