Should be renamed the Rollover Class.

@juhajuntunen7866

8 күн бұрын

list

@cb2291

8 күн бұрын

Maybe it's a jujitsu class vessel 😅

@matrix54190

8 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

@vaughnedwards1724

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@GARDENER42

8 күн бұрын

Here was me thinking it was Nazi Germany who built wobbly ships (Type 1934 destroyer).

All ships sink because of "unintentional water ingress". It is what caused the water ingress that is important. : D

@snygg1993

8 күн бұрын

🤣

@jeraldsamuel5598

8 күн бұрын

Maybe they DELIBERATELY scuttled it to prevent it being captured.

@csjrogerson2377

8 күн бұрын

Sinking and rolling over might have the same result, but they are caused by vastly different events. One is a buoyancy issue the other is a stability issue. The stability issue may have sod all to do with water ingress.

@ct1600a

8 күн бұрын

bingo!

@rickc5303

8 күн бұрын

@@csjrogerson2377 There is a good chance they engaged some water egress, triggering the aforementioned stability issues, then once she flopped,...the water ingress was a done deal.

72 rubber boats awaits you in paradise. 🤣🤣🤣

@MrKim-kv2vv

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@juliewebb-jx2jm

8 күн бұрын

Oh that's funny!,thank I needed a laugh👍😂

@ignaziofonnesu558

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@toxichuman208

8 күн бұрын

Virginia class rubber boats 😉

@SharkoonBln

8 күн бұрын

You misread that, it´s 72 rubber boots. Don´t worry, things like these can happen even to the brightest of prophet´s 😉

The sheer level of incompetence required to do this is impressive.

@Winston-lf7sb

8 күн бұрын

its way too narrow and tall. its profile is a mess

@kmrtnsn

8 күн бұрын

@@Nebula490 I see a promotion in someone’s future……..

@NavDDG54

7 күн бұрын

@@Winston-lf7sb They built a modern day superstructure on top off a pre-revolution hull design, it's way too top heavy.

@Klaaism

7 күн бұрын

@@kmrtnsn To the afterlife!

Russia; we have the badest navy in history! Iran: We can do better

@gregc8567

8 күн бұрын

ruzzia iran aground

@yoeriw7099

8 күн бұрын

Hold my ..... Rosewater??

@trs4u

8 күн бұрын

Iran has the Badr Class [edit - just made that up, but apparently it's a thing: US-made for Saudis]

@kurtwicklund8901

8 күн бұрын

Hold my tea.

@Sevenmountainisevil

8 күн бұрын

​@@yoeriw7099 hold my hookah

To sink a moored ship is a feat on it's own. So they clearly have some capable people around there

@SeanBZA

8 күн бұрын

Trained by a very hung over Ivan, because Iran is a dry country, and Ivan suddenly had to function with blood in his alcohol stream.

@michaelholden5131

8 күн бұрын

We probably shouldn't giggle too loudly; we managed to burn up a multi-billion dollar amphib while tied up in San Diego. Incompetence is the fruit of bad leadership and politically appointed clowns.

@Zeiler91

8 күн бұрын

It can happen. A dutch ship once sank in port when a waterpipe broke in the weekend with only minimal crew... it is fun to laigh about, but it happens the best.

@spxram4793

8 күн бұрын

am supervising an Iranian origin engineering and management student. His level of education confirms the results shown here

@The_ZeroLine

8 күн бұрын

It truly is wild. Typically, a ship without a major hole in the hull is extremely hard to sink let alone roll over while sitting at dock.

There once was an Iranian boat Of which their navy would gloat While the boat was still tied and despite the high tide The boat of the gloats won't float

@MrKim-kv2vv

8 күн бұрын

Excellent!

@mrexists5400

8 күн бұрын

10 out of 10!

@MM22966

8 күн бұрын

😄😄😄😄

@virtual2152

8 күн бұрын

Rolling on the water laughing. ROWL

@TheRealRedRooster

6 күн бұрын

There goes my coffee...

You say the Russians haven't been daft enough to sink a ship in port, but they did manage to sink a floating dry dock and nearly take an aircraft carrier with it.

@suchomimus9921

8 күн бұрын

lol i forgot about that

@maxo.9928

8 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fpmex6-ve6vemJc.htmlsi=63tqXiHkh_X72pMh they HAVE sunk their own ships by incompetence, just not this century lol

@danielmiller3781

8 күн бұрын

The PD-50 incident in 2018, almost crippled their sole remaining aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov

@johnstark4723

7 күн бұрын

@@danielmiller3781 Almost, it still isn't in service because of that.

@johnpublic6582

7 күн бұрын

@@danielmiller3781 Seems like *building* the Kuznetsov was the primary crippling act.

Sunk in the gulf of Oh man!

@NAFO_MythicPlague

8 күн бұрын

Whole in 1?

@aymonfoxc1442

8 күн бұрын

*Pulls aviators down, licks ice cream, and turns to walk off into the sunset.

@blackcountryme

8 күн бұрын

Oh well played

@SebHaarfagre

8 күн бұрын

@@blackcountryme Ye men.

Truly a naval power to be feared 🇮🇷 🇮🇷 🇮🇷!

@ApprovedBudget

8 күн бұрын

Let that sink in.

@WgCdrLuddite

8 күн бұрын

I notice they are not blaming Israel, because that might actually be true.

@TheLDunn1

8 күн бұрын

The flat fish around the coast of Iran live in fear….

@toastrecon

8 күн бұрын

Their own sailor live in dread!

@mogreen19

8 күн бұрын

@@WgCdrLuddite The Mossad diving team did this - on their day off without being there.

I hereby award Iran the prestigious Titanic Navigation Award.

@boelensds

8 күн бұрын

No icebergs to be found. Only bad iron or steel. Some how it rusted a whole in those pipes and or tanks. Wrong stainles version. 314 and not 316 stainles steel?

@generalputnam2990

8 күн бұрын

​@@boelensdsChinese? Or Russian?

@theawickward2255

7 күн бұрын

The Titanic was pretty well-engineered for the time, she was just unlucky. Had she hit anything less big and solid than an iceberg, she might well have survived, and even with the iceberg, she stayed up far longer than her designer expected. If you want to see what Titanic's safety systems looked like when they worked, her sister Olympic hit a lot of things including a cruiser and a submarine (still the only merchant vessel to sink a submarine, although she was a troop transport at the time) while staying afloat.

@ariaspes3842

6 күн бұрын

Titanic hit no iceberg, tell the truth LMAO

When you forget to carry over the decimal point when calculating the ship's metacentric height....

@grahammonk8013

8 күн бұрын

@ElectroAtletico Cursed? Yeah, cursed by an incompetent naval architect.

@hansc5190

8 күн бұрын

@@grahammonk8013 Shhhhttttt. -incompetent- competent naval architect!!!!

@FatFrankie42

8 күн бұрын

I have no idea what that means, but then again I'm not the one designing war/ships for any country. So my inability to wrap my head around anything beyond Algebra 1 doesn't affect anyone aside from myself. I'll defer to those who _do_ understand that terminology, and derive a good chuckle from your remarks nonetheless.

@slip6699

8 күн бұрын

More likely a failure of basic watch standing and proper water tight settings for hatches, valves and billage pumps. That flooding took hours to happen. Even purposely filling all tanks one on side might not do it. Most ships can take a lot of flooding if the main spaces are held water tight.

@kurtwicklund8901

8 күн бұрын

FatFrankie: in short it means a ship is quite top-heavy so it can capsize easily when it rolls side to side.

As an Iranian i didn't even know anything about any of the incidents you mentioned here. It's good that I've started following you recently so I'm going to be a little bit more informed now. Thank you and keep up the good work👍

@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886

8 күн бұрын

Welcome aboard. Pun unintentional but it kind of works.

@lorenzcassidy3960

8 күн бұрын

If I was you, I would consider getting a VPN. Unfortunately the secret police is an entity not to mess with in your country. All the best and regards from Italy (EU).

@shayanmafi5827

8 күн бұрын

@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 thanks man

@shayanmafi5827

8 күн бұрын

@lorenzcassidy3960 i have one my guy. How do you think i can come here and it's not just me even the regime officials have them. Hell some of them even sell it to people. Thanks for the kind words 🙏.

@juliewebb-jx2jm

8 күн бұрын

Hiya from Britain😊

Iranian warships make great reefs.

Man, the drain plug gets EVERYONE.

@w.knudsen5570

8 күн бұрын

What drain plug? Is there supposed to be a drain plug?

@smurface549

7 күн бұрын

"I was wiping the floor and stumbled over the water bucket, which tipped over. So I pulled the plug in bottom of the bilge to get the water out again."

Capsizing in port like that is an accomplishment

could not have happened to a better bunch of guys

@jacko4483

8 күн бұрын

You mean, 'p*dos'?

Sucho - I get the distinct impression you are enjoying this...😂😂😂😂! Absolutely love it!! Happy days😇..

That Russian naval training is sure paying off!!

Ahh, it rolled over to have its tummy tickled. So cute. Who’s a cute little frigate. Yes, you are.

Those slips of tongue follow by a "sorry" remind me of Holly in Red Dwarf. Same voice flow!

@suchomimus9921

8 күн бұрын

lol, cheers. I am a big Red Dwarf fan

@426baron

8 күн бұрын

Thanks ! I've been wondering for months whose voice I was reminded about when listening to this outstanding channel.

@134StormShadow

8 күн бұрын

​@@suchomimus9921 smeeeeeeeeeeee only joking Mike😂

I was also thinking "dead goldfish"! OMG, "went to meet the Black Sea Fleet"!

Thanks for the infos on Iran‘s secret submarine programms.

If you look at the discoloration where the ship was sitting in the water, it is clearly top heavy. The hull would need to be much lower in the water to stably support the superstructure. I graduated with a bunch of Iranian engineers. They cheated their way through school. I remember a professor saying, "I hope none of those guys ever design a bridge."

Love your channel. Also love the sarcasm!

@suchomimus9921

8 күн бұрын

thanks very much

not all iranian people are irgc affiliated muslims, i wouldnt be surprised if there wasnt an effort to assist the sinkings

@jacko4483

8 күн бұрын

From what I've read, the vast majority of Iranian people are beautiful, tolerant, and loving people. Israeli citizens used to get along with them, and Iran was a popular vacation destination. I would love to visit the country for these very reasons if it wasn't for the fact it was controlled by Orcs from Mordor.

@SebHaarfagre

8 күн бұрын

@@jacko4483 USSR invaded Iran during WWII (along with Britain). Unlike the British, they never left when they were supposed to, and they also exploited their "annexation" in the North and starved hundreds of thousands of people and further exploited the locals. Today, they're probably being told that Russia is "great friends" and that the British are imperialists. (GB ended colonialism, which had existed for thousands of years, speaking of...) But I digress (I'm a Norwegian)

@SebHaarfagre

8 күн бұрын

Oh my initial point of commenting was to mention some nice areas around the southern end of the Caspian Sea (Mazandaran). Persia _WAS_ a gateway to the far East, but it's lost its role in that way. Zoroastrianism originated in the approximate area too, and it had (has) strong Hellenic cultural influence in many parts - it really was a nation of many cultures and histories. Today, radical Islamism (I'm of no religion at all personally, not atheism either) (and moderate Islamism probably would not have had this effect:) ruined much or all of this. Zoroastrians was also purged under radical Islamists. The former quite univocally being a more peaceful and synergetic religion, but again I digress

@EllieMaes-Grandad

7 күн бұрын

@@SebHaarfagre Not "islamists" . . . . simply islamics . . . ! Not “islamism” . . . . simply islam . . . ! “There is no moderate or immoderate Islam. Islam is Islam and that's it.” Recep Erdogan, Turkish Prime Minister, Milliyet, Turkey, Aug. 21 2007

@willek1335

6 күн бұрын

​​​​​@@EllieMaes-Grandad i agree that's definitely how their leadership wants people to think it is, and perhaps the people as well. An Iranian gov poll of religious diversity show that 99% ascribe to the government's religious view, but a poll by nongov, based in Netherlands, show the population is extremely diverse in their personal views. (On a tangent, this mirror my own visit when it comes to the consumption of alcohol, back in Tehran in 06'. Smuggling, making and drinking was ok as long as you did so behind closed walls and windows.) The government knew they could do nothing about it. To me, it seems like the idea of not losing face is of such importance in Asia as a whole, that to admit the truth must be trampled under all reason. This is further echoed when you ask any of their text books to describe the darker parts of their own history. If you want me to dig up the name of the poll, I'll get right to it. (Also Norwegian)

The ship said "Frig it, I give up!"

One of these sank in the Black Sea within a year of joining service. It sank after running aground. The incompetence of the Irainian navy is never ending.

@00pinkman00

7 күн бұрын

Iranian Navy needs to return to their roots of camel driving.

I pick "absolute garbage" 😂

@suchomimus9921

8 күн бұрын

lol, can't rule out the curse theory

@Chiller11

8 күн бұрын

Cursed by incompetent naval architects.

I wonder if they hired russian ship-designers...

@ursodermatt8809

8 күн бұрын

more likely north korean

Persians and naval operations have a sordid history! Remember Salamis, all downhill from there💥

"Imitation of a dead goldfish". Truly a perfect description.

North Korea, please help 😂

Probably pumped out all ballast and lost stability.....probably a very unstable design and they need to use water ballast.

@philmckay9973

8 күн бұрын

yeah....probably design trying to be fast in pursuit but with some muscle...leading to being top heavy and someone got an idea about ballast...lol

@ak5659

8 күн бұрын

​@@philmckay9973-- A top heavy pursuit vessel??? Anyone who's ever tried to row a canoe while standing could tell you that won't work.

... dead goldfish impression... thanks for my daily laugh.

Iran, truly a naval power!

@kmrtnsn

8 күн бұрын

Islamic damage control………

@SharkoonBln

8 күн бұрын

@@kmrtnsn Aloah snack-bar is still a thing 😂😂😂

Iran seems to have a really professional navy.

@jacko4483

8 күн бұрын

I wonder if the ship got a treat for successfully 'rolling over'.

There once was a frigate named Sahand, In Bandar Abbas it made its last stand, The Moudge-class pride, Now lies on its side, The third of its class to be canned.

A ship that sunk before it was launched? That got to be some kind of record.

A poor craftsman blames their TOOLS. Not Cursed, just operated by a bunch of walking, talking No-Loads.

@enricogattone432

8 күн бұрын

Well, for sure some tool got involved in the incident... It's just a matter of what meaning you attach to the word 😅

@abuxxx3607

8 күн бұрын

It is russian technology, remember the Moskva?

@piedpiper1172

6 күн бұрын

Nice saying but bad tools do actually exist. Have you never bought literally anything from Amazon? Of course. It could be a bad ship and the crews could be total air heads. Those aren’t mutually exclusive.

That’s blocked the Port nicely 😃👍 Well done 😂🇬🇧🇬🇧

The ability to "duck" in order to avoid incoming missiles or drones is, err... not very well implemented there 😂.

@enricogattone432

8 күн бұрын

It didn't as much "duck" as it did "penguin" the incomings 😅

Another Mullahs masterpiece, That's the reason i always comment Mullahs belong to the Mosque and not into politics !

@AlanMcKinnon-xc8vn

8 күн бұрын

You do not understand Islam. The Mosque IS the Military a Politics centre. 😁

Ruzzian troll: I’ll pass on this one comrade pavel.

@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886

8 күн бұрын

Where are they? Maybe there’s some kind of troll holiday today?

@ApprovedBudget

8 күн бұрын

@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 😆😆😆

Did someone frigate to close a window?

@wolfgangemmerich7552

8 күн бұрын

Escap hatch in the basement ?

@suchomimus9921

8 күн бұрын

lol

@jakesnelling8331

8 күн бұрын

Comedy gold right there.

@Jameson1776

8 күн бұрын

I gotta admit I laughed a lot more than I should’ve at that.

@geoffgill5334

8 күн бұрын

😂😂

HOW TO SAY "WE SUCK AT NAVY".....without saying we suck at navy!!

Obviously a Garbage Scow repurposed as a Warship. Enjoyed your hilariously worded report on this, Suchomimus…..Thank you! 😂👍🏾

That’s a nice ship you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it…

You've still got your fastball!!

before it did an impression of a dead goldfish. 😆

Nothing wrong with Mansfield that a good sense of humour can't fix.

Dear Iranian Navy, Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey Regards

It will certainly be promoted to the mold class in a few days if it stays like that 🤣🤣🤣

MOLD-class :)

Thanks, Iran. Saved us a missile! Cheers from America!

@Suchomimus is on fire tonight with his special form of humour 👍

Great news - thanks for the update!

Possibly a stability problem that needed sorting out long before the second of this class was constructed. What a shame.........😏

@JohnShalamskas

6 күн бұрын

Never interrupt your opponent when they are making a mistake.

Somebody forgot to put the plug back in.

This episode has me laughing. The goldfish remark was a classic. And the timing if that 'yet' was perfect. :-)

Somebody pulled a few plugs and left a few doors open?

*LOL Dead Goldfish!! Very funny!!*

Great video Suchomimus

could not have happened to a nicer country

Has it considered a career in the Black Sea fleet?

maybe iran should just cut their loses on this whole "Navy" thing

Sahand: "I'm sinking on my own terms... not like Dad😢"

A Mold class frigate

@annienayland45

8 күн бұрын

I've got a Dettol spray that cuts out mould and mildew.

Thank you!

It was just a bit tired.

@riparianlife97701

8 күн бұрын

It's only sleeping!

@TheMajkla

8 күн бұрын

And so it became retired.

@riparianlife97701

8 күн бұрын

@@TheMajkla It's an ecological reef!

@TheMajkla

8 күн бұрын

@@riparianlife97701 sleeping with the fishes 🐟🐠🐡🦈

@DrBobcf

8 күн бұрын

"I'm not dead"

Thanks Sucho 👍👍👍😅😊

Iran's new "Sinker" class...

Is that the new Iranian submarine?

@MathieuLaflamme

8 күн бұрын

For the moment it's like the Schrodinger cat... A sub and a boat at the same time

Oh, frig-it! This might be Pele's retribution for naming her after a volcano.

This is a special project, frigate/submarine vessel. They are also intended to save us an anti ship missile, we just have to yell boo! at it and down it will go.

Just note that friendly fire is not friendly in any manner.

Could that ship to the Sahand's starboard be Russian? tI has the right colors on its bow. Curses are contagious, you know?

Somebody is in great trouble! Sinbad the sailor is spinning in his grave.

I read the title and was like "Wait a second, didn't we sink the Sahand in the 80s?" They built another one, and it sank too.. Fucking good work, boys.

Was a special operation. They have transformed the frigate in a mighty sub!

never name a ship after a sunk vessel

@michaelwaldmeier1601

8 күн бұрын

The US Navy does. The replacement ships are then improved. For example the USS Lexington (CV-2, CV-16) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Lexington_(CV-16)

@user-fi6xy1ji8l

8 күн бұрын

@@michaelwaldmeier1601 ah the Lexington she was a fine ship 11 battle stars

A gypsy didn't get it. It was a Genie. And the frigate is ok, it's just taking whatever the Persian version of a siesta is.

"impression of a dead goldfish..." nicely done!

This was all I pictured in my head when you were talking about all the issues they have had When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

I suppose boating isn’t for everyone… 😂

That's got to be humiliating

"The state of the art frigate sank in port due to water." Official Iranian statement

Your description of the incident and history is even more entertaining than the event itself! Kudos!!

Maybe it was sunk DELIBERATELY to prevent capture.

Habitual Linecrosser, in regards to new Iranian warships, said yesterday that Iran will become the greatest exporter of coral reefs, should they do something stupid. I didn't expect it to become true to soon.

It could not happen to a more deserving navy!!!!!

The morning after your shipmates take you out for your very first beer

Note to designers: Don't forget the ballast

Lovin it...

Aide: "Admiral, one of our ships capsized and sank in the harbor." Admiral: "Frig it!" Aide: "Oh, you've already heard, Sir?"

Apparently recently upgunned with the addition of more launchers and more missiles in the magazine. Possibly became top heavy. Great job Iran.

They upset the God. You mess with his people, he messes with you.

water ingress into the tanks .............. you mean it flooded due to holes in the side of the boat?

@antonilachetta

8 күн бұрын

Someone tripped over the chain and pulled the drainage plu out.

@SeanBZA

8 күн бұрын

Or the toilet carried on flushing, and the pipe blocked......

@Germa4945

8 күн бұрын

@@SeanBZA I've seen toilets in that part of the world. It's probably just a hole in the bottom.

@1djbecker

8 күн бұрын

@@Germa4945 That does fit with the result we see here.

The Iranian navy and the Russian navy have a lot on common 😳 😂😂 I always enjoy your sarcasm.. "....yet" Great update 😊thanks

Got to be one of your funniest yet!