Ok WIRED, we need an entire series just on this laboratory.

What's up with the cursive voice narrator

Is this a school report?

@Emcobb2

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this. It made me snort!

How did this girl get the job to narrate this? And why does the audio sound like it was recorded with AirPods?

@ThisIsTheInternet

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't even watch this because of that. I felt like I was sitting through a highschool book report.

@Boogey1991

Жыл бұрын

@@ThisIsTheInternet me too

@Jaegarenffs

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking make-a-wish-foundation had a kid do the narration :/

@GlitterandGlamour07

Жыл бұрын

Uuu

@Rick_Frigate

Жыл бұрын

Dude it sounds like that Asian student resident doctor in the last season of House

Very informative video but the naration is kinda annoying.

@AiryFM

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. The narration makes me cringe.

@elijahshould2098

Жыл бұрын

It's like... Your best friends GF in fourth grade

@StewieGriffin1901

18 күн бұрын

Ah hem Stewie here an it's "Narration" an deal with It if it's "annoying" turn ur volume all the way down an turn on captions

nice video. naration was rough at the begining but it got better. Very interesting stuff.

@DonPatro92

Жыл бұрын

Narration was indeed rough, in the beginning and for the rest of the video.

@LorainHendriksen

Жыл бұрын

Ja aa ik

@LorainHendriksen

Жыл бұрын

A

@LorainHendriksen

Жыл бұрын

@@DonPatro92 a

@LorainHendriksen

Жыл бұрын

@@DonPatro92 de aandere van a

Presentation skills are lacking, and I find myself having to actively fight the impulse to disregard the information.

@animalrescuetarot

Жыл бұрын

It’s an EXPERIMENT, I’m sure they feel the SAME way….

@bradybirdy9243

Жыл бұрын

Agreed! Would have loved Tom Scott to cover these labs instead.

The girl speaking was not the right person for this job.

Let me do commentary atleast I could sound like I care about the subject and not talk through a laptop microphone.

@David-hs9su

Жыл бұрын

Keep posting this comment. It might actually happen

The writing, VO, and EQ were jarringly far off the standard for a Wired video

@ScumfuckMcDoucheface

Жыл бұрын

Yeah man, this was brutal. haha

@puppytree6343

Жыл бұрын

So are are the comments geez! (Not yours I mean the other, you know what I mean

Why was this recorded on a set of wired apple headphones?

5:29 "possibly the most concentration of xenon in the universe"? Who copy-edited this thing?

@bmay8818

Жыл бұрын

Where else is there that much liquid xenon?

@claire2088

Жыл бұрын

@@bmay8818 he's commenting on the grammar, should be most concentrated or highest concentration

Finding neutrinos is like finding a random error in their machines.

Wired, please find this girl a new job

Veritasium has a great video on a similar dark matter detector in Australia that's involved in these experiments. They're all trying to corroborate the experimental results observed at the DAMA/LIBRA observatory in Italy. Their video goes into more detail about the actual experiment & would make a great companion to watching video.

@Megadextrious

Жыл бұрын

Yes! I just watched that yesterday, super interesting stuff! I kind of feel like now I don’t need to watch this video anymore lol….

@KimberlyGreen

Жыл бұрын

@@Megadextrious Oh I would disagree. This WIRED video shows more of the equipment and talks about other aspects. They're complimentary and you should definitely watch this one too.

So cool. You could probably make a years worth of episodes down there!

Can we have a host over 15?

I don't speak in feet.

Dark matter feels like some kind of bizarre repeat of the Michelson-Morley experiments.

thank you guys for teaching me more than school ever did. great video!

@PeterBacon

4 ай бұрын

To be fair this video didn't exist when you were in school.

feels like the best palce for a hooror game to take place

@Brian_Boru_

Жыл бұрын

Half Life: Dark Matter

@da3musceteers

Жыл бұрын

Whats hooror

@markcornett1787

Жыл бұрын

It's a music subject that Ryan and Colin enjoy.

@Cineenvenordquist

Жыл бұрын

I vote creative nonfiction NTR.

It would pay off to hire a different speaker.

@RickR69

Жыл бұрын

Nobody asked.

@watcher8582

Жыл бұрын

@@RickR69 Well I'd like to consume an improved video, maybe it helps? No hard feelings.

@UnashamedlyHentai

Жыл бұрын

@@RickR69 By making it public you knowingly invite critique.

@ScumfuckMcDoucheface

Жыл бұрын

agreeeeeeeed. =)

@jaridkeen123

Жыл бұрын

I agree, i wanted to watch it but couldn't stand the 13 year old boy with braces talking

Thanks for tour of this , i always want it 👌👌👌

great video, eager to see even more.

this has some serious scp vibes

More like this please 🙏✅💯👍

It’s so many things going on in this world that we don’t know about

Various sound waves would help this Dark matter experiment. Thank me after.

Origunal estimate was 1.26 billion. now expected to cost $3 billion, preliminary estimate, and construction has slipped 4 years, with first data expected in 2029

It's a great and informative video, but I'll be honest, the narration was hard to listen to.

Wtf is this voiceover

Somr day it even leads to the upside down

Yeah LBNF/DUNE is the biggest of its kind: linear proton accelerator, neutrino research collaboration and propably the biggest neutrino detectors of its energy range. Little hype in the video. The biggest research collaboration in particle physics and the biggest particle accelerator is LHC in Cern. I think also the biggest neutrino detector by size is the 1 cubic kilometer IceCube in Antarctica. 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Gordon doesn't need to hear all these. He's a highly trained professional"

@nonameman7114

10 ай бұрын

Giving off aperture vibes more than black Mesa

I want to see the laboratory working in the alien autopsy and deciphering alien technology.

@DankestSupply

6 ай бұрын

S-4

@timebot000

2 ай бұрын

Yes certainly there's more... 15 floors of activity!

what do they do with those core samples? can you buy them when they’re done with them? i’d love to own a core piece where different types of bedrock met like that!

@franciscob.deoliveira8904

Жыл бұрын

Those hundred million year cores would be great to see in a museum.

@SOOKIE42069

Жыл бұрын

@@franciscob.deoliveira8904 definitely. And anybody who does purchase such precious items for a personal collection has a responsibility to make it available to researchers whenever it is needed.

DUSEL! I remember doing some geophysics deep underground to help design the excavations for it. Glad to see it's up and running!

I have an out-of-the-box idea about dark astrophysics. Maybe a scientist could consider it, scientifically. It’s this: what if completely empty space behaves differently than space containing particulate matter? What if it acts like a bubble, and all clumps together making a bigger and bigger bubble … of inverse gravity.

Please say there will be a PART 2 😕...

That's dope 🤘🏻

To see far you have to go deep.

Sounds like Charlyne Yi narrating

I worked there building scaffold. Really cool stuff.

@Savlata8888

10 күн бұрын

Why does sanford labs hate jews?🤔

it's great and all that you drop the names of all the tools and machines that they're using and then completely skip any explanation what cryptic TLA machine number 3 does. do you expect me to go into a google rabbit hole for every machine shown on screen? if you have time to label it, please also take time to explain in a few words what it does. or just skip over it entirely because for me it doesn't add to the understanding of what the scientists do when i see a list of nondescript machinery.

@Cineenvenordquist

Жыл бұрын

Nah just enjoy the incidental complexity and be happy your own TLA machine 3 does something reasonable.

9:25 better not let the crack heads know they could just grow copper

The unavoidable disorder of all the cables and tubes in these labs is anxiety inducing. And not for safety reasons. For obsessive compulsive desire for order. :)

@jacopotarantino

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry! They're also manually creating cracks in the surface of the earth and nothing could go wrong with that!

@jacopotarantino

Жыл бұрын

But for real, most modern scientific escapades are pretty safe. They have layers of physical security and protocols to make sure people stay safe.

Sheldon would like to go a tour in this.

This is the place to go if "Into the Night" ever happens

The Black Mesa Research Facility)

How does Wired manage to put up a thumbnail with 'particle' misspelled.

Everybody is talking about the narration but nobody is talking about the typo on ‘partical’ Wired has enough of a budget to get this right

@mx.menacing

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I love how you think that a higher income can erase human error.

did you have to make the narration unbearable to listen to?

Hello, Gordon

Cosmic carburetor to channel what?

I hope one day we'll all completely understand dark matter through better detectors. Very informative video, thank you

Play "Hidden Deep" makes this creepy.

“Every girl’s crazy about a quark hadron” - LEP Zepplin

Burgerking Foot Lettuce is the last thing you'd want in your Meal

Is this Black Mesa?

Oh boy, I hope crystals that are extracted and are tested don't possibly cause a resonance cascade.. but that's highly unlikely so you'd probably have nothing to worry about.

OMG so much Xenon, sign me up.

Walt would have put better use to this lab.

Seriously why does every other line sound like it was recorded in a different room with a different microphone?

are they making dark hole ?

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

Why so many commercials? Totally annoying for such an intriguing topic. Too bad the general public couldn't tour a facility like this. That would make a lasting field trip.

"Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa transit system"

Did this show intentionally omit what type of mine this "was"?

5k feet below ground yea they got some ish down there

2:06

Not working out

*If amber heard started narrating at the wired*

Reminds me of 2012 movie

Who on earth thought of this first?

Partical.

Jesser, we need to cook.

Everyone is bullying the narrator

@krninja22

Жыл бұрын

Actually stopped watching it she was so bad. Sounds like she recorded her audio on her laptop.

@animalrescuetarot

Жыл бұрын

Humans are jerks.

Bazinga!

This some Umbrella Corp type stuff

my guy sounds like he's crying

*Particle

I belive you'll never find dark matter as I belive it's part of space time. You can't see time. It just happens. You can't see the glue that holds space time together. It's beyond our understand of what dark matter & space time is.

@timebot000

2 ай бұрын

They try do to with machines, what the mind can do alone

Black Mesa vibes

this video gave me backroom vibes lol

@collectornick4270

Жыл бұрын

Especially that 1st experiment and the clean suits.

video.. unprecedent

Question Number 1: Do you have Curium and Mendelium salt on stock, to sprinkle on your pizza?

Sonant

‘Partical’ physics 😂

Hugh kinda looks like Gordon Freeman. Coincidence? I do not think so.

Stormtroopers!

How deep is it ?

Isnt there a MAGLEV train down there?👽

Carl weezer

Anyone else read the science fiction book "Hominids"?

48 50 feet

Black mesa

Very strange choice of narration. She sounds like she needs to cough lol.

umberella corp inspired by

woot woot said the daily brain!!!

Yoz find no neutrinos Look around there are all the way some