Vampire girlfriend is the literal definition of a 🚩 💀

@_KiTtIe.KaTt_

4 ай бұрын

WELL-

@singingofsilver

4 ай бұрын

She's horrifying in a way I've never seen outside cringe compilations

@jopenharan

3 ай бұрын

You described her type in those 2 emojis

@EEsYouTubeChanel

3 ай бұрын

The way she showed up silently in a little girls Halloween costume and then got worse with everything she’s ever said was just the worst. 🚩

“vampire gf” is concerning and a menace💀😭 not menace in a funny way either

@PartnershipsForYou

4 ай бұрын

“I wanna fix him 🥰🥰” I cringed so hard

@marialyar6097

4 ай бұрын

She wanted to reject aaron and then got mad when HE did it first... like she def needs some therapy 😭

@ifrahismael781

4 ай бұрын

Frrr she gotta fix herself first

@froggy5748

4 ай бұрын

seriously lmao, she acted like a goddamn toddler

@ForestTheBulbasaur

4 ай бұрын

I don't mind the "hahaha funny I can fix them" BUT UNIRONICALLY?? Erm... 😭

“No San Francisco?” IM DEAD 💀💀

@poppyhunt7684

3 ай бұрын

He sounded so sad 😭

@liana_fall

3 ай бұрын

No head? 😭

@thegoosiest

3 ай бұрын

​@@liana_fallno chick fil a sauce?

“i cry when i poop” girl tf are you eating 😭

@ambersmith2612

4 ай бұрын

“ it’s involuntary” is it hurting her that bad??? Maybe a fibre supplement?

@cloudberry5452

4 ай бұрын

I'm gonna be honest. I do this. It's not sobbing, it's just tears. But I do have sensitive eyes so it could jsut be particles in the air that's an irritant

@UkuleleVillain

4 ай бұрын

Taco Bell probably

@laurennotloren

4 ай бұрын

Probably taco bell

@heavenshaffer

4 ай бұрын

A shit ton of coffee.

“you can call me vampire girlfriend” “my type is men who look like they’re one cigarette away from dying” “i need someone i can fix” GO TO THERAPY LORD PLS!!!

@catmobile_vrooomx2

4 ай бұрын

literally 😭 people who act like this and pretend its just little quirky traits literally make me slowly exit the room every time

@Ilovemassmurder

4 ай бұрын

There's a girl at my school like her... SHE'S MY TEACHER 😭 (save me)

@MariaOderso

3 ай бұрын

She already got someone to fix: HERSELF

@comicsans3537

3 ай бұрын

It's funny cuz you can get someone 1 ciggie from death WITHOUT BEING THEIR THERAPIST (you may break up first though before they get the therapist and start feeling better about themselves so they don't need fixing lol).

@shame_on_ruby

Ай бұрын

FR THO

Cooper is actually so majestic wtf😭

@harharh

4 ай бұрын

IKRR

@jo4stuco914

4 ай бұрын

His Majesty Cooper the Weirdo

@ruthclement4784

4 ай бұрын

Omg so REAL

@marcb.cardlab6750

4 ай бұрын

Our society is doomed. Our society is Real doomed.

@Freaky_Charlie

4 ай бұрын

@@marcb.cardlab6750 what?

almost impressed by the amount of red flags "vampire girlfriend" showed off in that short a span of time

@Scriblyn

2 ай бұрын

She's the worst type of person

@QueenOfLegos1

5 күн бұрын

Least she gives you the red flags straight up

Vampire gf lady was so uncomfortable.. literally the pick me girl on the middle school playground NOBODY wanted to b around

@brcsephina

4 ай бұрын

more like the girl that wears a tail and hisses at people

@radvelvetcakez

4 ай бұрын

​@@brcsephinanot the therian/furry hate for literally no reason They don't got back problems because of quads they got back problems because of your ignorant, unnecessary obsession with their interests

@brcsephina

4 ай бұрын

@@radvelvetcakez womp womp

@radvelvetcakez

4 ай бұрын

@@brcsephina Not you saying 'woomp woomp' when you took the time out of your day to spread hate- Even better the comment was completely different from your reply. Stay mad bro :D

@brcsephina

4 ай бұрын

@@radvelvetcakez womp womp

Vampire girlfriend doesn't need a partner, she needs a therapist.

@Butterflyonlife

Ай бұрын

Watch her get attached and flirt with the therapist 💀

"that's not gonna work for me" after the football hat comment was INSANE YOU GET HIS ASS GIRL

@solong_abigail

4 ай бұрын

SHES MY HERO

@BootyGoblinesque

14 күн бұрын

She was so mean lmaooo. It's perfectly valid though, honestly. Being a sports fan and watching sports religiously is more of a dealbreaker for someone who doesn't like sports than dating someone who likes to play golf or play basketball once a week, because they're probably NOT spending anywhere near as much time doing something and committing to a hobby that you don't find interesting. A lot of men spend a lot of time watching sports... Like a lot... But going golfing on the weekend for a couple hours every week? That hardly impacts your relationship in any meaningful way.

The singing is literally so preppy🌸🩷🎀🌺💝💕🌷🎀🎀🎀🌸💕🩷🌸🌸💕💝💐🩷👹🩷💐 17:26

@SKVLLFVCK

4 ай бұрын

the sped up ''aHhH'' 😭

@IEatRawOnions

4 ай бұрын

@@SKVLLFVCK🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

@Imjustkendall

4 ай бұрын

Is it just as preppy as you imagined?

@Abbie_Witty

4 ай бұрын

very bbg of him

@LOWQUALITYSHEEP

4 ай бұрын

He’s the master of karate and friendship for everyone AAahHAa

The thing with unhinged stuff is that you think you know what to expect but then it's ACTUALLY unhinged

"whats up weirdos" lights up my day and idk why, i love being a weirdo

@danis4054

4 ай бұрын

Me too I loooove it. So relatable to my every day 😂

@Kane42069

4 ай бұрын

weirdo gnag

@Akademi_123

4 ай бұрын

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YES THANK YOU

@Insomnia95

4 ай бұрын

Real

@TouyaAoyagi

4 ай бұрын

Rui

last vid i said i still wasn’t used to cooper’s short hair, now it’s actually growing on me

@user-yz4yx2vj7v

4 ай бұрын

I mean it's definitely growing on him

@Good_luck_.

4 ай бұрын

@@user-yz4yx2vj7vBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Rawr350.

4 ай бұрын

@@Good_luck_.💀💀

@kentucyfriedme

4 ай бұрын

Actually i think it's growing on him 🤔 Edit: someone already made the joke i was too late, i shall now sit in the shame corner

@swaggypurple6

4 ай бұрын

@@kentucyfriedmeshame

This show is literally the public version of that one kid at school who tells every one everything with not boundaries.

@montymints

4 ай бұрын

A…Autism?

@teaganb215

4 ай бұрын

@@montymintsno? I was talking about those types of kids who say things to make people intentionally uncomfortable? Or at least that’s what I way Trying to imply? Sorry if it came across I was going that way or trying to make a derogatory statement that wasn’t my intention 😅

@toffeexedits7

3 ай бұрын

@@teaganb215girl you’re fine they’re just tryna be offended

vampire girlfriend is the definition of tiktok personality😭

@may-sh9uf

2 ай бұрын

fr

Ok but can we talk about the heartbreak, the betrayal, the utter disbelief on the first guy's face when they girl rejected him like my guy was going for 3 kills and she shot him down so fast, absolute queen over a football team too she was not having any of it honestly I think he was more upset that she didn't like football than getting rejected

@ghrosst

4 ай бұрын

NO IT WAS SO FUNNY

@mollusckscramp4124

4 ай бұрын

Maybe this is a strong take, but I genuinely wonder if this show is just training people to become better narcissists 😂 They incentivize "winning" through being as fake and charismatic as possible until the first sign of a viable exit strategy, at which point you are rewarded for brutally discarding your partner as quickly as possible. Kind of sick when you think about it, I really hope it doesn't bleed into other dating apps

Cooper character arc of getting a girlfriend is perfect. "THATS FOR SOFIA 💪😡"

5:26 I think she rejected him bc she saw the other women walking out and wasn’t taking her chances 😭

5:25 HELP THE WAY HIS FACE DROPPED...I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

@TheNightshadePuppet

4 ай бұрын

IKR?! I FKN DIED AT THAT LMFAOOOOO

@kindauncool

4 ай бұрын

😦No San Francisco?

That thumbnail already has me scared 😭😭

@ConanGray02

4 ай бұрын

fr

@Chloe_CroIsSanT

4 ай бұрын

Frr 😂

@sarahlcfan

4 ай бұрын

Well 😶

@ABoxOfCartonJuice

4 ай бұрын

I had to think for a sec to see if I really wanted to put myself though this 😭

@user-yz4yx2vj7v

4 ай бұрын

Same

Nahhh, gloating about hitting the button furst is crazyyy 💀

@sillyscallywagger

4 ай бұрын

RISE PFP SPOTTED RISE PFP

Cooper was giving KENERGY with that arm pump💪

Cooper weny from "I wanna know everything about this woman" to "keep that to yourself' with Shay 😂❤

"No San Francisco? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻" 😂😂

@mac2040

4 ай бұрын

IT SENT ME

That second man is… gorgeous why would you EVER pass him up

@stonedNcreepy

4 ай бұрын

Ikr 😭

The last girl was literally so cute and had the best vibe i love her

the way the "wait, w-w-what?" synced up so well was kind of insane

Vampire girlfriend is basically all of the girls I've love in the past but in a nutshell..

@AdaireKrickets

4 ай бұрын

A-are you okay? 😅

@TroboTicTac

4 ай бұрын

What does that mean?

@cynister7384

4 ай бұрын

You good?

@lysdies

3 ай бұрын

you need to love some different girls mate

@deadgirlwalking4354

18 сағат бұрын

Same

As a “poop cryer” myself It doesn’t necessarily mean to weep and weeehhhh but when you go #2 tears involuntarily come out of ur eyes😭

@ambersmith2612

4 ай бұрын

You coulda kept this between you and god

@claire.182

4 ай бұрын

So like your eyes water?

@lisarodriguez6966

4 ай бұрын

That's what I've gathered from this and other (surprisingly this seems more common that I thought)comments​. @@claire.182

@MariaOderso

3 ай бұрын

Same, sis. You're not alone :') I've never met a person who got this too

@heidiherrera9981

3 ай бұрын

@@MariaOderso right!? I thought i was weird for it.

That Dayman shoutout had me dancing around my living room 😂

@moeezS

4 ай бұрын

Haha was not expecting that!

@autumnsharpsteen1210

3 ай бұрын

I got so excited 😂

0:02 0:25 The ✨🎀BAM🎀✨ Literally made my day 🤭😜🤪🤫🧏‍♀️

@StarrV1nn3

4 ай бұрын

Same.

a cooper button video is EXACTLY what i needed rn

The way christans dace went from "yeah san Francisco 😏😏" to "whyd y ptess he button😭👁️👄👁️"

The first dude just had good chemistry with the camera

One cigarette from dying is the edgiest thing I’ve heard today and I’ve been listening to MCR all day

@human9460

Ай бұрын

Phahahahhahah

I went to HS with a girl like Ariyana. She was a Melanie Martinez stan who wears outfits similar to Ariyana. She treated boys in the school like a celeb crushes (secret photo taking and what not). She also wore mascara and didn't wipe her face just so everyone can see her tears when she cries (She still does this and she posted photos of her doing it online last month. She is 25).

@cosmiclasagna

21 күн бұрын

always the melanie stans lmao

@melody_solace

18 күн бұрын

@@cosmiclasagna i’m not a stan but im a fan and that’s so true we get a bad rep but some of us are psychos and i mean that in a bad way lol

im sorry to inform you , we are indeed saying that on interviews. I promise you this jobs out here don't wanna know that you struggle with time management or procrastination or not of that "negative stuff". Im walking in telling them my biggest flaw is taking overbooking myself with so much work lmaoo

@ukrose

12 күн бұрын

Yup. They want you to follow a script, not tell the truth 😂

Being a perfectionist doesn’t mean you think you’re too good or perfect. It’s genuinely a hard complex to have, and it doesn’t come with total egocentric intentions in wanting to be perfect.

@KaciCallahan

4 ай бұрын

Fr! Being a perfectionist often comes with low self esteem anyway. Perfectionism is not the same as being cocky. She was saying she doesn’t expect perfect from others but she expects it for herself.

@aliag1728

4 ай бұрын

a lot of times dylan has no clue what hes even talking ab, like he purposefully misunderstands people

@myricn

4 ай бұрын

@@aliag1728 seriously. I feel like he just overly judgmental for nothing.

@myricn

4 ай бұрын

@@KaciCallahan totally. Thank you for sharing!

@Talia778

4 ай бұрын

I think ppl often use it in a way that seems like they’re complimenting themselves. I think he just misunderstood that. An honest mistake maybe.

Cooper is literally just the sun like how is bro so radiant and bright wth

There is a spider Deep in my soul He's lived here for years He just won't let go

@shirin9452

4 ай бұрын

I think this is my nightmare

@sana0111

4 ай бұрын

did you eated him

@mya_521

3 ай бұрын

THIS I NEED A COOPER VERSION OF THIS SONG its my favourite one

the first dude when he got rejected u could hear the pain in his voice when he said "so no san fransico :("

i love cooper’s button vids they’re so entertaining and funny lmao

I would rather cry every time I poop than poop every time I cry…because usually when I poop I’m alone already anyway. But I for sure have cried involuntarily in front of other people…I’ve cried at work multiple times. And I’m really glad i didn't also poop. imagine you cry and the cry triggers a poop, which triggers you to cry harder which triggers more poop and you just poop and cry yourself into oblivion.

10:03 it’s Matty Healy. She’s looking for a guy that looks like he’s one cigarette from dying and who she can fix.😂

"will they find true love, they never do" 😭😭

THE BAD BOY OF YT

@Chloe_CroIsSanT

4 ай бұрын

✨🎀YESSSS🎀✨

@ReaganAlday

4 ай бұрын

THATS HIM‼️‼️‼️

@stonedNcreepy

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha lol that's by no means what you'd call a bad boy 🤣

the first guy not making eye contact might not actually be a rude thing. as an autistic(probably) person myself, i really struggle with eye contact-but it is never anything abt being rude. maybe in this case the lack of eye contact was purposely disrespectful, but that isnt always the case :)

@Joebama87

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for commenting this‼️

MORE COOPER BUTTON CONTENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

christian's face when he got rejected was brutallll omg

IM CRYING AT THE OUTRO

The musical outro was amazing. That WHisp of hair that was almost in Cooper's eye added welcome cinematic drama!

@Qwiditty

4 ай бұрын

Bro now that’s all I can see

vampire girlfriend’s type is robert pattinson in the batman

6:19 "Shay cries when she poops" ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE 🗣️🗣️

@sillyscallywagger

4 ай бұрын

OEFNIODSWXIS LEO PFP HES ME REAL

7:47 quite literally a trauma dump. 11:02 vampire girlfriend is a wish version of old school Snooki. Betcha didn’t think that could happen.

I just saw Cody ko’s reaction to this button ep and you better bet I’m giggling with happiness to watch Coopers in the same day😈

i’m grounded but got my phone back for like an hour and i’m so happy. father has provided

The last two r so cute 🥲

When I watch your videos I make popcorn and play stardew valley thank you for letting me make this wonderful habit for myself *6 am hotdog*

@beetosbeef

4 ай бұрын

I'm drinking hot chocolate and playing rain world while I watch :)

@bear9295

4 ай бұрын

I play Dinkum and eat snacks

@juiceboxfromthevoid

4 ай бұрын

I hold my cat and explain to her why she is perfect

@froggy5748

4 ай бұрын

I did not expect to see a kurtis conner 6am hotdog here wtf

@Fish_with_legs467

4 ай бұрын

@@froggy5748 I did not expect to be caught so soon 😭

10:28 im so sad that man looked so polite i wanna go get like… coffee at a bookshop with him so he can talk about his favorite author what 😭😭😭

@evasehra2037

15 күн бұрын

He looked so sweet ❤😭✋🏼

@just_bagelsXOX

15 күн бұрын

@@evasehra2037 no literally protect that man at all costs im sobbing

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE EYE WATERING THING WHEN YOU POOP IS NORMAL OKAY IT JUST HAPPENS TO SOME PEOPLE ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR EYES WATER still tho idk why anyone would bring that up in this situation

Was actually having the worst day ever thank you for uploading

"vampire girlfriend" reminds me of one of my old friends who was the WORST person ive ever met.

15:28 dude said it like he meant it 😂

9:42 "shes gonna say some shit about Ted Kazinsky in 3 seconds" 😭😭

i’m actually scared of the button but cooper makes it so funny that idc :)

I’m sorry when cooper yelled TRANSITION AND SLAMMED HIS ARM DOWN ON THE TABLE I started laughing so hard for no reason😭😭😭

Cooper: "If you're a boy, go crazy in the comments below!-" Me: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LET'S GO LADS!!!" Cooper continuing: "Hey, if you're a boy who likes girls-" Me asf: 😶"oop wait nvm I-"

@kavlara

4 ай бұрын

Cool

COOPERRRR I HAVE THE BARBRA AND KENNETH NECKLACE AND HAVENT TAKEN IT OFF SINCE I GOT IT, ITS SO PRETTY I WANT MORE 😭🩷🩷

Coopers living room is starting to give me 80s era Freddy Mercury's house vibes with all the plant stuff and thick gold colored frames. Here for it.

7:29 I wonder if there’s a weird nerve misfiring. Because there is a gut-brain connection.

coopers hair isn’t bad but i miss his luscious locks🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

that outro was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

6:55 damn cooper got that hair winged liner😳

YEAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR !! COOPER BUTTON VID 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Being perfect and being a perfectionist are two very separate thing. When you say youre a perfectionist and you consider it a red flag, youre telling me youre priorities may be first come first serve format and may take many of your emotional resources and time from other parts of your life. Also a lot of perfectionists want theur partners to be involved in what they do so they can get 2 birds with one grain.

1:17 HER VOICE???? OMG IM IN LOVE

You and Sophia are so cute! I'm so happy for both of you!❤

Omg I’m so glad he made another Button video! These are the best, his commentary has me in tears every time 😂

I love finding a fellow cry while pooper. I also cry while pee more so. But it’s funny bc it’s either super rare or no one talks about it bc yeah it is weird. But from what little I can find it’s because some wires got crossed in our brains and the parts that deal with using the bathroom and crying are really close or crossed or something. Kind of similar to why people who have foot fetishes.

@wisteria_love

4 ай бұрын

It also isn’t sobbing like he jokes. It’s literally like just a well up and maybe a couple tears will roll down

i’m this close to just go on that show, to have cooper react to my devastating dating choices (i don’t even live in the US)

That vampire gf girlie already got someone to fix: HERSELF!!

yess i was hoping cooper would upload today

The crying when you poop is a vagus nerve problem xD

My red flag is that I don't consider reality TV dating shows as representations of real relationships. My second red flag is that I also make weird sounds when I get up after sitting for a long time. 8:51

the background keeps getting fuller every time 🌱

“Vampire girlfriend” is a wattpad girly, i can smell it…

Best singing I've heard all year

duuuude the insaine pick me energy from the "vampier girlfriend". Bro SERIOUSLY dodged a bullet.

idk if this is odd I need someone to make like a compilation of all of coopers outros I love them so much or for cooper to have a whole episode of him ranting about nonsense (like he does when he’s a lil bit tipsy) that sh!t brings me so much joy. like just an episode of rabbit trails and he doesn’t have to get back on track like I would love that

I haven’t watched you in awhile, I love your hair.

i will say the crying on the toilet is just like, a tear or 2 like if you yawned or something. if she were emotionally crying that’d be different but it’s a real thing, more often noticed when it’s every time you pee, there’s some term for it.

I will never grow tired of this man’s outros

The always sunny ref at the end made the entire video sooo much better

FINALLYYY MORE MORE MORE MORE ily cooper 🥺

I cry when I poop to seriously it’s like when you cry when you yawn it is a sense of relief for me tho

10:48 damn cooper, truer words have never been spoken

5:26 the look in HIS EYES, he looked so shocked and confused 💀😭

People like Cooper make me so happy.

cooper do we need to tell a trusted adult