The worse a movie, the better the pitch meeting. This is now a law of nature.

@justsightseeing1

4 жыл бұрын

thats why i need last airbender pitch meeting.. come on, it should be like comedy buffet for ryan

@dylang813

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you John cena

@mauriciomorais7818

4 жыл бұрын

Laws of Nature are TIGHT.

@codiefeazel173

4 жыл бұрын

Who posted this? I can’t see it

@nathanmoore8401

4 жыл бұрын

This is the way

"What if money, though?" - another golden addition to the roster of reasons why certain movies exist.

@Eselfar

4 жыл бұрын

"So you've a money for me? - Yes sir I do. Well I have a movie for you. - What did I say?"

@princessthyemis

4 жыл бұрын

For sure!

@EduFirenze

4 жыл бұрын

I asked my VFX teacher why the quality of movies declined so much over recent years and he answered: "even shitty movies make money".

@orion_x-000

4 жыл бұрын

Disney's live-action remakes in a nutshell

@mandiraexotic

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much why almost all movies exist..

Fun fact: “Indiana Jones and the What If Money, Though?” was the working title of the movie.

@davidjsaul

3 жыл бұрын

They can always use it for the new one 😂

@Sixstringman

2 жыл бұрын

What *if* money though?

@Altinget

2 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones and the green eyed monsters from Hollywood 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

@truesoulghost2777

2 ай бұрын

@@davidjsaulIndiana Jones and the Tomb of Mickey Mouse, after the last one.

I remember sitting in the theatre till the very end of the Last Crusade credits. Not because I was hoping for a bonus scene because they weren’t doing those yet, but because I was savouring the last moments of Indiana Jones on the big screen. Almost paying my respects to the character. Sigh, if only that were true and they let it end there. I was so innocent back then. And then came the monkeys, swinging on vines and an elderly man doing parkour

@mldavid4056

Жыл бұрын

The Last Crusade wasn't originally intended to be the last Indiana Jones film. Lucas' original plan was to make 5 movies, but he couldn't come up with a plot for movie 4, and then when he did, Spielberg said no because he didn't want to do another alien movie (he had already done Close Encounters and ET), and then George decided to focus on the Star Wars prequels.

@PJMontoya

Жыл бұрын

@@mldavid4056 I’m not happy with anyone involved in the 4th movie. Shia swinging from vines with monkeys and senior citizen Indy free running against pigmys was too much. The alien connection didn’t bother me, it was most everything else after the opening sequence that did

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

Жыл бұрын

@@mldavid4056 - He didn’t want to do another alien movie, but he made War of the Worlds… a movie where aliens invade earth and try to kill everyone.

@mldavid4056

Жыл бұрын

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker That was 10 years after he said that, and he ended up agreeing to Crystal Skull in the end too. Believe it or not, people can change their minds.

@coolnerdlll6053

Жыл бұрын

I did that with the last How to Train Your Dragon movie. Fingers crossed that ending doesn't get ruined in fifteen years...right?

"But it's 1957 now so he's old." "Right, because of how time works?" "Exactly, yes."

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

3 жыл бұрын

How old he was in 3rd movie and what year was it?

@hombrearena

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Last Crusade takes place in 1938, at which time Indy was supposed to be 39 years old. So in 1957 he should be 58. At time of shooting Crystal Skull Harrison Ford was 65. Seems pretty reasonable.

@porguinturtle3854

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Dess yes

@seththomas9105

Жыл бұрын

@@hombrearena As I undersand it the chronological order of the movies was: Temple of Doom. 1933 Raiders of the Lost Ark. 1936 Last Crusade. 1938 Crystal Skull. 1957 Corrections welcome. TIA

@baraodascolinas979

11 ай бұрын

@@seththomas9105 Dial of Destiny. 1969

The movie that evolved "jumped the shark" into "nuked the fridge"

@AAron-gr3jk

4 жыл бұрын

Rule of cool, I'll allow it. sadly, probably the only cool thing in the movie

@Tinker13ee

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@joespeigle1240

4 жыл бұрын

That was great until Fast 8 "surfed the torpedo"

@danielskrivan6921

4 жыл бұрын

Jump the Shark - TV Nuke the Fridge - Movies

@eliaspeter7689

4 жыл бұрын

I think he survived because he had connected to such paranormal thing before, something must have protected him, like GOD or whatever...

“What if literally anything else happens?” I laughed so hard I woke my wife up.

@ivettegutierreztorres4272

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I also woke up your wife 😆

@Sixstringman

2 жыл бұрын

I hope her boyfriend wasnt mad.

@OneLoveToShare

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you and your wife had a good laugh together Ziv! Take care 🙂

@36AjT9

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 waking your wife up because you laughed so hard is tight.

@haunting2234

2 жыл бұрын

Me to except I woke up my boyfriend

"What if money though" is Disney in a nutshell.

@curiousworld7912

3 жыл бұрын

Very true. Don't they and Sony now own Hollywood?

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

I am pressing the thumbs up symbol on your comment as hard as I can but can only make the number go up to 14.

@TheFourthWinchester

3 жыл бұрын

@@curiousworld7912 Sony? Are u high?

@scottyjbd

3 жыл бұрын

Only until they decided to put Toy Story 2 in a theater. That was the real turning point. There once was a time where they practically refused to do sequels.

@DainHunter

3 жыл бұрын

Pirates 4 was good, since Jack and the other guys is still Jack and the other guys. In pirates 5, everyone is just acting like someone else, all imposters to their true characters they have been buildt for the past movies. Its so annoying that they had such a great backstory with jack and salazar but the present in that movie is garbage. I miss Gore Vebinski to direct something good again, not having these 2 incompetent directors. And why 2? You would think 2 is better than 1 but clearly not! Its the most expensive movie but the CGI looks bad. pirates 1 and 2 from 2000 have better CGI god dammit xD

“Harrison Ford’s beloved character is a deadbeat dad...” *That’s so good we can probably use that again later!*

@joenesvick7043

4 жыл бұрын

I remember a rumor saying Natalie Portman could play his daughter, hey that could still happen with Kate Capshaw since she's married to Steve Spielberg in real life. Too bad they killed off Allison Doody Maybe even more of Indy's exes can show up like Catherine Zeta Jones, so Sean Patrick Flannery ages into Harrison Ford and she's still Catharine Zeta Jones. Dang that series needs a blu ray to make the "complete" adventures complete

@TheCultureCommentary

4 жыл бұрын

@@joenesvick7043 "like Catherine Zeta Jones" Young Indiana jones.. hahaha. she actually was in it...

@joenesvick7043

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCultureCommentary that's why I brought her up, show is awesome and the blu ray boxset called "complete" adventures us hardly complete without it

@TheCultureCommentary

4 жыл бұрын

@@joenesvick7043 Yes I agree. The show is awesome. What is even more awesome is they managed to make it good and fun although the series actually was designed as an educational program for children and teenagers. Thats simply how good George Lucas is at his best. He can take anything and make it an adventure. He made history lessons into exciting adventures... and he can give lessons without being preachy. Still it was hella expensive to make... also look at the future moviestars in it. Catherine Z Jones, Daniel Craig. Elizabeth Hurley. Christopher Lee and a bunch more... and because CGI had not yet been invented practical effects. We will never see anything like it again.

@JoJoJoker

4 жыл бұрын

Erik Wedin amazing show for sure!

Saying "wow wow wow wow" sarcastically at work is lost on my colleagues.

@homestarronny

4 жыл бұрын

@Emperor Palpatine wow wow wow wow that burn failed

@AceSpadesStudios

4 жыл бұрын

Emperor Palpatine r/rareinsults

@jemert96

4 жыл бұрын

@Aleksander Gray no u.

@thezodiac8973

4 жыл бұрын

@@jemert96 no me

@ErwinPommel

4 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be pretty hard to get this comment thread back on track.

"I feel nothing" pretty much sums up the whole movie.

@protorhinocerator142

Жыл бұрын

Even when Indie got hitched. I didn't think she was the Marion kind.

*"Well, okay, yeah, no, sure, I feel nothing."* my reaction to most tv series

@makani9004

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't watched a TV show since Game of Thrones ended and I feel like I've missed nothing.

@MariAnKenobi

3 жыл бұрын

This was how I felt about the entire Rogue One movie.

@Marquis-Sade

3 жыл бұрын

@@makani9004 Tv shows really got worse. The last one I enjoyed was Dark and even there the ending was not reeeeaaallly what I hoped to see, although I can see what they went for and I can accept it.

@alexnacud25

3 жыл бұрын

@@makani9004 Seen BoJack?

@yourmum69_420

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marquis-Sade I loved Dark. I agree though. The last season made little sense, especially the ending, but it was still somewhat satisfying and enjoyable. Gus Fring: "It is... acceptable"

"Okay, but what if literally anything else happened?" "Well, that would probably be better, but we're gonna go with this." Considering that you already covered Terminator: Dark Fate, The Predator, and GoT S8, I'm impressed you managed to save these lines until now.

@optillian4182

4 жыл бұрын

Also The Rise of Skywalker.

@tsopmocful1958

4 жыл бұрын

All the others had already reached their expiry date, but a new Indy still could have been great, but seriously wasn't once they made this horrible abortion.

@crimsonsushi4635

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. This needs to be pinned

@protalghulnist4126

4 жыл бұрын

@@tsopmocful1958 I dont watch game of thrones, but from what I heard season 7 ended extremely well, wdym it was on its expiration date already?

@BenoHourglass

4 жыл бұрын

D Lamb from what I heard the series went downhill after Season 5, with Season 8 considered just terrible.

"I feel nothing" - review of the entire film

@IndistreeHolla

3 жыл бұрын

Lmmfao

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

I felt annoyed and a bit bored.

@lilyjustham

3 жыл бұрын

False. I felt a mixture of boredom and anger

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

Feeling nothing is TIGHT

@treeeyed8578

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb what about confused

"Isn't he being watched by the FBI?" "Yah but it doesn't affect travel." "Oh well good." 😂😂😂

@meleardil

2 жыл бұрын

...any Taliban can confirm that!

@baraodascolinas979

11 ай бұрын

The FBI also let Indy slip in 1969, again

*"...well, I mean, what if money though?"* is possibly the greatest line ever written.

I don't think he's ever been as excited about the tightness of a thing as he was for those monkeys.

@babufits1584

4 жыл бұрын

Monkeys are notorious 'swingers', therefore generally 'loose', so 'tight' monkeys are indeed a very big deal.

@ArmandQ.

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too ! 😁

@CalvinHikes

4 жыл бұрын

He did rip into that TIGHT

@coreyoz

4 жыл бұрын

LMBAO yup

@ZenClark0

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about baby ju--.

"But what if literally anything else happened?" "Well that would probably be better..."

Thank you, Ryan George, for these hilarious pitch meetings! I watch them whenever I am feeling down.

Man, even though I dread the day Indy 5 will be released (particularly after all the rumours came out), have to admit can't wait to watch its very own Pitch Meeting.

@josho7138

Жыл бұрын

The trailer is out

@starhawke380

Жыл бұрын

One thing is certain, the pitch meeting will be better than the movie.

@riffrff

Жыл бұрын

look, I honestly don't think Indy5 can be worse than Indy4.

@seththomas9105

Жыл бұрын

@@riffrff Indy 5, hold my beer.

@1stAid

11 ай бұрын

​@@riffrffIt managed to, easily

The funniest line of this pitch is "He swings faster than speeding vehicles?"

@tsopmocful1958

4 жыл бұрын

The most sickening example of being funny because it's true.

@LocardIII

4 жыл бұрын

Monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists is tight!

@PhilBagels

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the cars are going through a jungle with no roads, so maybe?

@chadiwack

4 жыл бұрын

I think the "Lead is magic" line is a hot contender for funniest line.

@calebwitts1232

4 жыл бұрын

Never been a problem for Spider-Man

I was about to ignore this notification but I realized that it said ‘Pitch Meeting’

@MrAsmontero

4 жыл бұрын

ignoring notifications is tight!

@NikkiMKarLen

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@mrconnor628

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing here 🤣🤣

@wstine79

4 жыл бұрын

Ignoring Screen Rant notifications is super easy barely an inconvenience..... except when it says PITCH MEETINGS.

@MisterCasket

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, exactly the same!

“They just go down 3 massive waterfalls and everything is fine.” “Well okay then!” 😂😂😂😂

"Okay, okay, but what if literally anything else happened?" LOL

“What if money though?” - the start of every Hollywood conversation!

@RagnarokMic

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Zerker *the start of every business conversation.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

More like, “What if brainwashing and money too!” lol

Must be super easy, barely an inconvenience keeping the whole screen rant channel alive

@fenrir139

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan's back must be getting tired by now

@Angie_Onaleta

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, keeping channels alive is TIGHT!

@jamesanderson6373

4 жыл бұрын

*channel

@leroylowe5921

4 жыл бұрын

>>>keeping the whole screen rant Chanel alive He's been keeping Coco Chanel alive all this time?!

@TheClassicalSauce

4 жыл бұрын

Being super easy and barely an inconvenience is tight!

"What if we mess it up?" "Well, I mean, what if money, though?" "That's a good point. Yeah, now I'm interested." I feel like this really happened.

Screen Rant: “It’s probably going to pretty hard to get people to actually watch our terrible KZread channel.” Ryan George: “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

@ivettegutierreztorres4272

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow. Wow

@Blemiz

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment lol

"Oh, monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are tight." Love this.

@siccboysicc

4 жыл бұрын

Scrolled hard for this.

@nandoflorestan

4 жыл бұрын

I scrolled super lightly and got the same result, so lighten up.

@williamkrause5585

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what a few hundred extra likes will do, life's heavy, son.

*There he is, and the channel this man is singlehandedly keeping alive.*

@platypus6810

4 жыл бұрын

Yep I wonder why pitch meetings are on this channel not Ryan's

@tanmayjain5385

4 жыл бұрын

@@platypus6810 cause money

@Nytsua520

4 жыл бұрын

@@platypus6810 Unclear.

@positivevibetec

4 жыл бұрын

?

@positivevibetec

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he works for this channel and creates these characters while working for this channel

This is probably my favorite use of the word "tight!" in the series.

@n2bfw884

3 жыл бұрын

It was the most enthusiastic "tight" I've seen so far.

I just want to say that joke at the end about a fifth Indiana Jones film becoming a cash grab.... That joke aged extremely well 😂

@Tomweldonsays

11 ай бұрын

Dial is top 3 in the entire series.

@bwhere45

11 ай бұрын

@@Tomweldonsays even if that includes inflation, who cares? The movie is dogshit.

@AdamDj-ic3kr

11 ай бұрын

@@Tomweldonsays witch one is between it and cristal skull in your opinion?

@kevinmillerwaynejr5852

11 ай бұрын

@@Tomweldonsays u mean as Trash right?

@Tomweldonsays

11 ай бұрын

@@kevinmillerwaynejr5852 I watched all of them for the first time the day before seeing Dial and Dial was just as good or better than Ark and Crusade. I think anyone that doesn't think that are just clouded in nostalgia.

"Lead is magic." *Superman has entered the chat*

@MrJturner74

3 жыл бұрын

No drinking from the Holy Grail is magic. Amazing what you can survive after drinking from that bad boy.

@adamjensen1831

3 жыл бұрын

Well superman is weak against magic, so makes sense that lead is magical!

@deborahhanna9126

3 жыл бұрын

That was his point. Psa- do not drink from lead cups.

@evildoggo22

3 жыл бұрын

You mean led?

The aliens/UFO stuff I actually didn't have much of a problem with. It's not crazier than the things that happen in the other movies, with the Ark of the Covenant being real, people pulling hearts from human beings and them not dying, thousand year old Templar knights guarding cups that grant actual immortality, etc. It's everything else I had a problem with.

"What if money?" Every bad sequel in a nutshell

Remember back when people used to say that "Temple of Doom" was the weakest movie in the series?

@PackerBronco

4 жыл бұрын

Getting an early start ... "Remember back when people used to say that 'Crystal Skull' was the weakest movie in the series? ..."

@rivalflash4569

4 жыл бұрын

PackerBronco I hate you

@raydunakin

4 жыл бұрын

Those were more innocent times. Then "Crystal Skull" came along.

@GentlemansCombatives

4 жыл бұрын

Khalimaaaaaaaj shaktideii

@joenesvick7043

4 жыл бұрын

and I personally prefer Temple of Doom to Last Crusade

"You know it would probably be better to convince Screen Rant to focus more on these Pitch Meetings or just let them be an entirely separate channel of their." "Actually for some reason it's super difficult, quite the inconvenience."

@anttikettunen8601

4 жыл бұрын

Super hard, very inconvenient. Can't remember on what pitch it was used though.

@Tyson-bf8bn

4 жыл бұрын

Only good thing about the channel.

@the_hanged_clown

4 жыл бұрын

still hadn't watched the whole video yet when I saw your comment. got my hopes up thinking Ryan actually tried...

@the_hanged_clown

4 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Lambourne.....have you never seen a pitch meeting before?

@Jojozilla426

4 жыл бұрын

Well Pitch meetings are the only thing keeping this channel relevant so they cant afford to loose them.

Producer Guy: "So lead is magic?" Superman: "Yes."

I can’t believe you didn’t mention the part where Indy and Marianne fall into the quick sand and Mutt finds a 25 long snake just in time to use as a rope to drag him out

@jinxthatsme2317

11 ай бұрын

I’m more surprised he didn’t mention that ridiculous ant scene. Somehow the ants were able to lift one of the Russian soldiers and drag him down a hole effortlessly. That’s was worse than the monkey scene for me.

"So you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do" This is ICONIC

@logandh2

4 жыл бұрын

Raegan Glass It’s really not though. Just one more word in the English language that’s slowly losing it’s meaning, just like the word ‘literally’

@tsopmocful1958

4 жыл бұрын

So it's like a sacred Orthodox religious image is it?

@SeraphSeph

4 жыл бұрын

@@logandh2 I'm going to need you to get ALL the way off his back.

The 5th movie: Indiana Jones and the Search for the Holy Medicare Check

@raydunakin

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by: Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Good B.M. Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Won't Stay Off His Lawn Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home Caper

@brooklyngal6334

4 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe with all these titles!! X-D

@linkheroofhyrule9364

4 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones and the Last Life Alert

@alveolate

4 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones and the Guy Who Said Just Kill Me Off Already WTF

@andysux1

4 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones and the degradation of dementia

"What if literally anything else happened?" Best line I've ever heard😂😂😂😂

"Monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are TIGHT"

Yup, "money" is just the magical word to say to Hollywood

@TySama0

4 жыл бұрын

"I'll do it for money."

@randirafaeli

4 жыл бұрын

@@TySama0 That's tight

@bzqp2

4 жыл бұрын

Lead coins

@Nloveru

4 жыл бұрын

Seems to me like 'money' has been replaced by 'woke'.

@QuixoteX

4 жыл бұрын

Money is like lead.

“Hey let’s watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” “Ok, what if literally anything else happened?” “That would probably be better, but we’re gonna go with this.”

@HectorMMA

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just seen the video to

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

4 жыл бұрын

I'd still rather watch that than any of the shitty Disney Star Wars trilogy films

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

4 жыл бұрын

@David hill I read your comment as this: "I lack a functioning brain"...

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

@@HectorMMA Being a killjoy is TIGHT!

@frostyjones4852

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebatman4279 Super Easy, Barely an inconvenience

Damn, I can't believe I just found this one, absolute gold! I would love to see you do the first three too!

Saw this in theaters on my 5th grade field trip. Then I got to watch it again with my dad and I remember leaving the theaters and he was sooo freaking upset 😂😂

I remember seeing “The Last Crusade” in the theater and thinking, “What a fantastic way to end the trilogy”. And then this bullshit appeared.

@Tigerman1138

4 жыл бұрын

dakritic Ditto!!!

@MrThorndj

4 жыл бұрын

I remember thinking “I’m not going anywhere near Crystal Skull” and seeing this blows my mind about how right I was not to.

@TheAlittleL84Games

4 жыл бұрын

This bullshit was super easy bearly an inconvenience

@DanielVerberne

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@DreamsOfLegend

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY bro. And I personally feel the same about the Disney Star Wars trilogy.. they make NO SENSE

“Monkeys that know who the protagonists are, are tight.” 🤣 Huge Indy fan. That movie was a total abomination.

@notsosecretsnacker5218

3 жыл бұрын

At least the CGI was T I G H T

@emperorpalpatine6239

3 жыл бұрын

@@notsosecretsnacker5218 Nah, it sucked

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

3 жыл бұрын

The fifth movie will be better... at least it's hopeful.

@emperorpalpatine6239

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker Nah, I don't think so, something tells me that it will be just the same mediocre cash grab that the fourth one is.

@Kieranacho

3 жыл бұрын

@@emperorpalpatine6239 No no, the script has been started over so many times that they are going for the best.

"Okay, but what if literally anything else happened?", "Well, that would probably be better, but we're gonna go with this." Best bit ever!!

I always love it when he reaches that point where he repeats something like "three massive waterfalls"

This is the most excited Executive Guy has been for a while.

@gulpreetkaur7561

4 жыл бұрын

Coz money

"But then they have to go down three massive waterfalls" "Uh oh. So what do they do?" "They're going to go down three massive waterfalls" lmao... nice

@HarmonicWave

3 жыл бұрын

I like how he states it three times.

@scottyjbd

3 жыл бұрын

200! At least Harrison Ford made the moment comedic

"Is there any proof that he did?" "Not at a- not even a little." These stutters he does are impeccably timed

And now we need a pitch meeting on Indy 5 ! " The worse a movie, the better the pitch meeting " It will be a very very good pitch meeting !

2:41 "yeah, no, sure, I feel nothing" nailed it 😂

A: We need a new meme that’ll rival “jump the shark”. B: Isn’t that going to be hard? A: Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. B: What will you do, “nuke the fridge”? A: Yeahyeahyeah

@berengustav7714

4 жыл бұрын

YES!!

@murphygreen8484

4 жыл бұрын

This.

@CharlesP2009

4 жыл бұрын

Nuclear weapons are tight!

@murphygreen8484

4 жыл бұрын

@@CharlesP2009 but nuclear weapons kills everyone. Woops. Woopsie!

@ditmarvanbelle1061

4 жыл бұрын

That's what we're going with.

Can't wait for Indiana Jones 5 Pitch Meeting

You are super talented. I am especially impressed with how fast you can get those glasses on & off and change that shirt.

Still waiting for Ryan to hit us with a reverse: "actually super-inconvenient, barely an easy."

@LnPPersonified

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see it spun into a play on words. "How's is Cool Hand Luke going to feel after eating 50 eggs?" "Fairly queasy, hardly without incontinence."

@medexamtoolsdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

You mean barely possible. Not barely an easy. The words still have to make sense after all.

@Altzar2011

4 жыл бұрын

He has

@thecomity1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Altzar2011 when? I want to go watch it now.

@stevetaylor000

4 жыл бұрын

@@medexamtoolsdotcom wow wow wow wow wow

"So I don't understand anything about science, but I guess *lead is magic"* "Lead *IS* magic" *"Wow-Wow-Wow, Wow"* Edit: Thanks for the likes!

@sharkdentures3247

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! I wanna be magic too! Guess I'll go eat some lead so I can be Harry Potter! (that should work right?)

@Crazyivan777

4 жыл бұрын

Lead is magic... Friendship is magic... Therefore... Lead is Friendship!

@FussyPickles

4 жыл бұрын

Magic is TIGHT also the fridge was full of food:fresh oranges, beer, bread.. spam.. a bowl of something and a cup of something.. after the cut it looks like strawberries, bananas (bowls/beer etc are gone) and.. jar of peanut butter?

@sicthemutt

4 жыл бұрын

We were watching the same video

@Cabalthewicked

4 жыл бұрын

Superman can't see through lead and Superman is affected by magic so....lead = magic.

That introductory line about “Last Crusade” being such a fine close for that character; man, it’s kinda sad. I grew up with those films and, just like Star Wars, it’s unpleasant sometimes to see great storytelling being subverted mostly by greed. I know movie making is often a business primarily but it should exist to help support the telling of stories rather than money demanding a story be crafted “just because”.

When the credits rolled finally I looked around in bewilderment And the strangers that met my eye Shared my horror silently

Imagine Ryan trying to take Pitch Meetings to his channel. Ryan: I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back cuz I’ve been carrying this channel and it’s getting sore. SR: Oh. I don’t like that idea at all cuz then we would lose subscribers. Ryan: Yeah but then I’d have subscribers and I want the subscribers. SR: Yeah but I want the subscribers so let’s meet in the middle and say that I keep the subscribers. Ryan: Oh very selfish. SR: Yeah yeah yeah. Ryan: That works.

@Marquis-Sade

4 жыл бұрын

He made a "pitch meeting" pitch meeting so you can see that there.

@lieutenant_dan27lt.d45

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly just films it and makes these

@cruddddddddddddddd

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow... wow.

@boulderbob7425

4 жыл бұрын

It will be super easy... 😂

@Ryden22

4 жыл бұрын

Being a selfish SR is TIGHT

“Monkeys that know which characters are protagonists are TIGHT!!”

@tsopmocful1958

4 жыл бұрын

The ones with banana stickers slapped on their backs.

@leomoe433

4 жыл бұрын

Monkeys know which protagonists are tight

Thank you man all the way from france! i love all your pitch meetings! makes me laugh every single time keep up the nice work ;)

Has it really only been 7 months since this was uploaded? I think this was the first Pitch Meeting I saw and still my favorite... But I feel like I've been watching these for years.

"Okay, okay, okay but what if literally anything else happened?" "Well that would probably be better but we're going to go with this."

@berkpick

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't you add some original thought to the discourse when you comment? But what if likes, though? mindless quotes are tight!

Let's bring Indy back! "What if we mess it up?" Money. "That's a good point, yeah, I'm interested." That about sums it up.

I think this was the best "Tight" I have seen yet. Fkin hillarious! You are great man

I'm just sitting here waiting for the Pitch Meeting for Indy 5..

All Hollywood reboots be like: "What if we mess it up?" "Well I mean, what if *money* though?" 🤣😂🤑

@tsopmocful1958

4 жыл бұрын

@tinwoods Yes, but who ever watched Crystal Skull twice?

Indiana: "Pitch Meetings. Why did it have to be Pitch Meetings."

@funkydozer

4 жыл бұрын

Sequels. Very dangerous. YOU go first.

@Wired4Life2

4 жыл бұрын

wstine79 *”I HATE PITCH MEETINGS, JOCK! I HATE ‘EM!”*

@Yickerd

4 жыл бұрын

Disney won’t make another Indy movie “YOU DONT KNOW THEM! YOU DONT KNOW THEM!!!

@dhruvgirgenti8268

4 жыл бұрын

wstine79 this is remarkably unclever

@lemonferret

4 жыл бұрын

Dhruv Girgenti I'm gonna need you to get *all* the way off his back about that unfunny joke, okay?

The catchphrases spawned by this series🥰. Honestly though this was pretty much how Spielberg and Lucas planned the 4 Indiana Jones film back in the 80’s. Just didn’t get around to making it for a while.

Not only did they have a chase through the jungle after the road maker machine blew up, they appeared to have it on an already-existing road.

“What if money, though?” Pretty sure that’s how most sequels get green lit.

@thekodex1186

3 жыл бұрын

*STAR WARS*

@Quinntus79

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekodex1186 Terminator, Die Hard, Alien, Avatar.

@thekodex1186

3 жыл бұрын

@@Quinntus79 I see what you mean with alien but I liked the 2 prequel movies

@Quinntus79

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekodex1186 I like those too, as well as Terminator 2. I guess I can’t really talk about Dances wit Smurfs... I mean Avatar, since I haven’t actually watched the first one.

"Ohh monkeys that know which characters are the protagonists are tight"... LMAO

All my life I've been apparently been buying substandard fridges that don't contain lead .

What is this fourth film you speak of? It finished with him riding into the sunset. RIDING INTO THE SUNSET I SAID.

@theshadowman1398

3 жыл бұрын

No Aliens.

@jp3813

3 жыл бұрын

@@theshadowman1398 Yes, there is. Directed by James Cameron.

@j_g9109

3 жыл бұрын

*A lying jerk:* No there was a fourth that.... *Me:* lalalalala I CANT HEAR YOU lalalalalala 🙉🙈🙊

@davidwuhrer6704

2 жыл бұрын

Well, there was Indiana Jones IV and the Fate of Atlantis. Slightly better graphics than Indiana Jones III, solid gameplay and story, better soundtrack, but not nearly as funny as III, and the alternative routes had much less of an impact, unlike in III they don't feel different at all.

@joshuaholland5279

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 and army of the dead

That's the tightest "TIGHT" that has ever been tighted.

@ThePhoenixx

4 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahah!!! I read this RIGHT as he was saying it 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect timing is TIGHT!

@akufromthefuture7159

4 жыл бұрын

That'll be tight, barely an inconvenience

@fegu

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he almost crossed his eyes with that one. I think he should some day.

@jakesanchez6621

4 жыл бұрын

Tight tights are TIGHT

@jeffe4297

4 жыл бұрын

Saying “That’s the tightest “TIGHT” that has ever been tighted” is TIGHT!

I'm always in disbelief by these pitch meetings of movies I haven't seen. Like you guys are making this up! 😮

"What if money though" this quote in applicable on all franchise production.

"Oh monkeys that know which of the characters are the protagonists are TIGHT!" You can really feel Ryan's critique of Hollywood come through the intensity of how the pronounces the word tight here and I love it. "But what if money though?" lmao

@Custerd1

4 жыл бұрын

Also ants that know which characters are the protagonists. Yeahyeahyeah!

@dawnmayflower4422

4 жыл бұрын

Schlimm Shady Same. Rewound that part for his pronunciation and facial expression, 🤣👌🏻.

Oh my, you just reminded me that this film was actually WORSE than i rememebered it being!!! :D

@davidwuhrer6704

2 жыл бұрын

The very obvious Russian spies talking with an obviously fake Russian accent chasing a professor all over the campus while he keeps mentoring students was kind of funny, in a slapstick kind of way. I kept expecting Rocky and Bullwinkle to pop up. Stark contrast with the FBI scene though, because those things actually happened and actually ruined lives.

@EricLS

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s exceedingly painful to see pretty much any scene from this movie. Particularly after the Star Wars Cash Grab Trilogy. It’s all just so embarrassing

I knew from the moment you started talking about how the previous movie ended, I was gonna love this Pitch Meeting.

That part about her driving onto the tree and then the car being a boat was so funny… 😂

Having magic lead refrigerators survive nukes is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@awesomeatronik

4 жыл бұрын

@bigevilworldwide1 also encountering a dude that magically pulls harts from people and then the hart burns in his hands.

@marcg2106

4 жыл бұрын

Wowowow...wow

@milestonowheres

4 жыл бұрын

Indy drank from the Holy Grail in “ the last crusade “ so he’s pretty much given immortality. It wasn’t the refrigerator that saved him that would be silly

@defdaz

4 жыл бұрын

*is*

"What if we mess it up?" - Producer "Well I mean, what if money tho?" - Writer "No thats a good point. Im interested." - Producer Lol. Pretty sure thats the be all and end all of all pitch meetings in real life.

@3:29 makes this the best channel on KZread

Robot Jox pitch meeting please. You've probably never seen it, but trust me, it's worth watching.

"Money" Hollywood: Yes

Oh great, now that I remember that this movie existed I need to get one of those flashy things from Men in Black to erase it from my memory again. At least that movie never got any sequels.

@alleyway3215

4 жыл бұрын

i actually laughed. best comedy is found in youtube comment section

@calw.9373

4 жыл бұрын

Men in Black 3 is alright

@berkpick

4 жыл бұрын

Neuralizer. I think Amazon sells them now.

@ncrawford5673

4 жыл бұрын

@@berkpick they do. I have 3 of them

@absenteeatom

4 жыл бұрын

@@ncrawford5673 Do you remember where they are?

I read the title of this vid as "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Punch ". Awesome!

As the 5th film is currently filming in Yorkshire. I can't wait for the new pitch meeting lol

I would love to see a Pitch Meeting for The Room that ends with the executive saying that he hates the idea and then the screenwriter says that he will just make it himself.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

He should have done that in his original Star Wars video too.

@haldalas

Жыл бұрын

After watching too many of these lately, I can tell you to watch the one for The Happening

@GetFramed

11 ай бұрын

@@haldalas He did it for Glass as well haha

@An_Arbitrary_Miscellany

11 ай бұрын

"Fine! I don't need you, anyway. I don't need anybody. I make movie myself. I fed up with this worruld... Oh, hi Mark".

I find myself talking more and more like Ryan's characters after watching so many of these videos. "Yeah yeah yeah" and "whoopsie!" are just part of my every day vocabulary now.

@alveolate

4 жыл бұрын

talking more like ryan is TIGHT

@user-lj2cb2pj8j

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow

@BugPowderDust

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve caught myself saying that “it was super easy, barely an inconvenience” 😕

@elisabethweaver8105

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow yes you’re right because of how comedy works😂

@flarewolfxrp4371

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds super easy, barley an inconvenience! Lmfao I do the same thing and its totally lost on people and I like it.

This aged so well (:

You gotta do pitch meetings for the original trilogies 🙏🏽

"what if money tho?"😄. Probably sums up every production company behind a film that made over 1 billion at the box office😄. Keep it up Pitch Meeting🙌

@RogueBoyScout

4 жыл бұрын

I'm using this line whenever it's appropriate LOL....

@Captain_Sarcastic

4 жыл бұрын

This applies to every movie made for the last ten years, if not two decades.

@GinsuSher

4 жыл бұрын

Most recent example. Joker

“How does Indiana survive a nearby nuclear explosion?” *Super easy, barely an inconvenience* ...by flying through the air in a refrigerator. “How does he survive THAT???” *I DON’T KNOW*

@joenesvick7043

4 жыл бұрын

And here I thought the people of 1957 thought all you had to do was duck and cover lol 🤣

@captainobvious90

4 жыл бұрын

Extremely unclear!