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@vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Drinker can you do Anime and Tokusatsu Reviews since I got idea which day of the week would you do Anime Reviews. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqSE3LisdceqeMo.html

@carmens1029

3 жыл бұрын

Would you ever consider reviewing anime? 2 of my favorites I’d think fit your tastes are Sword of the Stranger And Jörmungand.

@poorlydunbarvideos1472

3 жыл бұрын

"Discount Will Smith" is a Powerless A-Train

@samgott8689

3 жыл бұрын

Yo Drinker, digging the new book; keep up the world-class entertainment, man. Cheers

@brianb7775

3 жыл бұрын

Haha your Amazon books link has B00B in it

The other day my wife said “why haven’t they made an Independence Day 2?”. I told her “they did, and we saw it in theaters, together, on opening night”. She had literally blocked that hot garbage out of her memory. I wish I could do the same.

@denroy3

Жыл бұрын

The question is, why did she think it needed a "2"...and why spend money on a sequel 20 years later? I say you got what you deserved...and blame you for garbage like this being created.

@DeepEye1994

Жыл бұрын

I mean, spiritually you could kinda see "Ender's Game" as a loose sequel to Independence Day, since it opens with a narration that explains that an alien invasion got stopped when a pilot bravely sacrificed himself by ramming his own plane into the mothership making it blow up. There's a twist regarding the heroic pilot in "Ender's Game", but in this sequel to ID4 I could just separate it and give the role to Will Smith's character.

@raylu324

Жыл бұрын

The correct terminology would be "suppressed memory". LOL.

@mkno2799

Жыл бұрын

@@DeepEye1994 Holy sh#t your right. I sort of did something similar with the original halo series (halo wars-3). That mass effect was the "real" sequel (just replace "Taurin" with "covenant/elites" and the rest fits perfectly.) While the board game warhammer 40k, is the aftermath of ME3 "destroy" ending. (Which in turn is foreshadowed in the film event horizon.)

@miloscott6617

Жыл бұрын

I envy your wife.

Not only did I forget this movie existed, I forgot I had already watched it.

@ashiqkv218

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sharonafleming2544

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@justunicorn001

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I never even knew it existed, now I'm pissed that the blinders have been ripped from my eyes. It's like seeing something so horrendous that you simply can not not see it anymore. Goes to janitors cupboard to look for some bleach🤢😣😣😭

@phillippropst3825

3 жыл бұрын

This comment couldn’t possibly be more true. I saw this in the movies. I didn’t realize it while watching this review until I saw the giant alien. Such an underwhelming movie.

@primus0348

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

My husband and I take turns picking movies we want to see together. He really wanted to see this, so we went to watch it. After leaving the theater he was like "I'm so sorry, you can pick the next two movies". True story

@spectralnighttravel

Жыл бұрын

That's basically what happened with my wife and I. I told her I had nostalgia from seeing the first movie as a kid in the 90s. So I wanted to rent this one, because I was curious what they could do now with the improvement in special effects. After it ended, she turned to see my face and just burst out laughing, I looked so disappointed and angry.

@danybackstone

10 ай бұрын

I brought my wife AND dad too, and paid the IMAX tax, I was hoping for something a little better than 2012, but during that show, I remember laughing every 5mn and finishing every laugh by WTF, WTF WTF, what the fuuuuuuck he did with this sequel! Even shitty Ridley Scott's Alien's "sequels" are better. Anyway, I bought the 4K Bluray, for the record.

@weltraumaffe4155

9 ай бұрын

No. That's not a true story. None of that ever happened.

@DKay-gl3hv

9 ай бұрын

@@weltraumaffe4155 well, we still regret paying $30 to watch that dog shit of a movie, not including the extra $25 for snacks.

@attssir

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I saw this in the theater with my husband, we both loved the original. Halfway through I went to the restroom just to google the runtime to see how much longer I had to sit through.

My 12 year old girl sat down with me and watched “Independence Day” one Saturday and enjoyed it. At the end, she asked me if there was a sequel and I said, “No, sorry honey.” One day she’ll find out that I lied, but she’ll forgive me.

@vadikturgenev5175

3 жыл бұрын

NEVER let her see the sequel my friend!

@MasterJediDude

3 жыл бұрын

@@vadikturgenev5175 totally agree!

@joeclaridy

3 жыл бұрын

A parent should never lie to there children.......but in this case it is acceptable.

@MasterJediDude

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeclaridy, I will take the heat for it when she’s older, but she’ll say (with a tear), “I see now that you were just trying to protect me, Daddy!”

@Triangleinformation

3 жыл бұрын

You did what you had to do. I’m sorry you had that experience and hope can get therapy for having to mislead you child but I’m sure God will forgive you. I hope.

Calling Liam Hemsworth "Discount CHRIS Hemsworth" and Brent Spiner "Discount Data" Absolute legend.

@deathsdoor07

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Jeff Goldblum was discount Data because he was the "top" scientist.

@deathsdoor07

3 жыл бұрын

Nevermind. I stand corrected.

@karelchrastina5655

3 жыл бұрын

@Evan Koch emoVader :D

@OzBaxter

3 жыл бұрын

But since Spiner IS the real Data, unlike Liam being Chris' brother, wouldn't it be better to call Goldblum the "Discount Data"? I didn't get that one. Unless he was saying he was ACTING like a Discount version of his old character Data...

@DrWho2008t101

3 жыл бұрын

Great Video!

I love the idea that they think the only thing you need to do to make the move from stripper to doctor is just decide to make a career change. Lol

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Жыл бұрын

Because taking off clothes for drunks and low pay is the more difficult and exciting career choice once you graduate from med school.

@omega311888

11 ай бұрын

and then they just kill her off 😪

@shadow_ax

4 ай бұрын

I was under the impression that the character decided to become a doctor because of the experience she had trying to take care of injured people in the first film.

@AA-hg5fk

2 ай бұрын

In the UK strippers earn more than junior doctors

@tarico4436

Ай бұрын

Marsha Clark, District Attorney in the OJ case, paid her way through law school by, you guessed it, stripping.

I heard someone make a great point about this film before. The African warlord guy talks about the struggle to fight all the stranded aliens in a conflict that lasted for years after the events of the first film. I want to see THAT film. Machetes vs Lasers. Make it happen.

@foreignfat6009

Жыл бұрын

There are stranded aliens.... Without Queen... Hello script?

@BoonClown

Жыл бұрын

Intergalactic aliens weakness….child soldiers

@xminusone1

Жыл бұрын

So, like a cross over aliens × black panther then?

@conserva-chan2735

Жыл бұрын

Kony 2112

@charlesxll7925

Жыл бұрын

The thing with that line in the movie is that it disproves the idea that the species is a hive mind controlled by one individual. The movie is so incredibly shit that it contradicts itself on an essential plot point.

"Independence Day: Resurgence - May Be The Dumbest Movie Ever Made" Wonder Woman 84: hold my wishing stone

@charlemagne3903

3 жыл бұрын

Was it that bad?

@buddycider3670

3 жыл бұрын

CharlemagneVeritas yes, it was fucken atrocious!

@lucashires2716

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, he thought this comment was his ticket...limo

@trevorking2820

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@KueztionX

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Saddly true

Independence Day was admittedly fun and dumb, but Resurgence was just plain dumb and kept dragging on forever.

@lesserspottedmugwump.363

3 жыл бұрын

I liked it. Shoehorning the Chinese in was going a bit far.

@joshkilluminadi7158

3 жыл бұрын

Almost a chore to watch

@natedlc854

3 жыл бұрын

Independence day cetainly wasnt intelligent, but you dont watch it to challenge your brain. You watch it to see humanity beat xenos ass

@zootsoot2006

3 жыл бұрын

Anything with Angelababy in ain't going to be an Oscar contender. Ugh, Critical Drinker needs to address the fact that Hollywood movies have become so crap the last 10 years because - Chyna!

@fattiger6957

3 жыл бұрын

And it was a one and done movie. No one really cared about what would happen to the world or characters afterwards. But Hollywood is so lazy and creatively disabled, they can't create new things anymore. The funniest thing is these remakes, reboots and decades-later sequels almost never make enough money to justify a sequel. Hell, most of them flop nowadays. Yet, the geniuses who run studios (who are probably the talentless children of powerful execs/producers) still think it's a good idea to make them.

5:24 "his mate Charlie, who's Charlie" Truer words have never been spoken.

"This whole thing is just included to create the idea that there's some kind of clever mystery plot going on with this movie, when in actual fact, it's just dumb as F*ck." Got the involuntary laugh even on the replay. Love this guy.

@dk.34

25 күн бұрын

The summary of Glass Oniom

If your alien civilization has the ability to travel between stars and do so in only a matter of years, you by necessity also have the energy needed to fry the Earth's surface, either with a big laser or some kind of relativistic kinetic weapon (in fact, they could literally just dump their garbage in the Earth's direction while flying past it at near light speed and it would have the same effect as setting off all of Earth's nuclear arsenal simultaneously, except without the radioactive fallout). If all the aliens wanted was the Earth's core, there was no reason they had to invade when they could have simply sterilized the Earth from space, then they could just scoop out the core at their leisure without any resistance.

@hebanker3372

3 жыл бұрын

How about you make a video about it?I would love to watch you ripping it apart.

@613harbinger316

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. I'm sorry. Are you trying to apply _science_ to this piece of garbage?

@skrotosd

3 жыл бұрын

They wanted biomatter or something, I think no one of the authors really thought that hard.

@randomcomment3164

3 жыл бұрын

Klendathu had the right idea - just drop big rocks and let gravity do its work.

@zztopz7090

3 жыл бұрын

@@hebanker3372 There's really no video necessary.

“Luckily they were wearing their plot armor”. Absolutely hysterical.

@sjonnieplayfull5859

3 жыл бұрын

Also Absolutely true, sadly...

This channel needs a science channel. I’d watch the Drinker talk science all day long.

@bregjejabra25

15 күн бұрын

He is funny...

That speech by the president was one of the best movie speeches ever.

The Tatianna lore is so deep at this point that she could be a guest on the channel.

@robertfitzgerald3118

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing that Russian doll myself...

@sebathadah1559

3 жыл бұрын

Something about a cheese grater?

@MasterBlaster220

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertfitzgerald3118 You can get those pretty cheap in Ukraine these days. I thought about purchasing one myself.. .

@jeanferguson9063

3 жыл бұрын

whats her name to look her up??

@DerekPower

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that’s going to be up on the alternate channel found on HornPub

"Are there interesting characters with conflicts or flaws?" "Well, they're diverse..." "You mean they look different?" "Yeah, diverse." "Right... well, is the story well written? Does it offer something to chew on intellectually or emotionally?" "The CGI effects are amazing!" "The CGI?" "Explosions and bright colors. Really neat!" Sadly, not even close to the only movie doing this.

@louisduarte8763

3 жыл бұрын

The longer you vatch the movie, diverse it gets.

@the1onlyteagro

3 жыл бұрын

You just described all modern movies

Saw the first movie, but didn't realize there was a sequel. Can anyone tell me: Have the invading aliens managed to update their anti-virus software since the first movie? They were previously defeated by a geek with an old Mac laptop and a floppy disk.

@LgiovanniF

Жыл бұрын

They adapted their software to suit ours so they could use our satellites in the first movie. David discovers this and sends a human virus into their systems via this connection they made.

@dimitriwarchief301

Жыл бұрын

No

@alantasman8273

Жыл бұрын

The Aliens now use Norton Anti-Virus...it has worked well for them in many star systems.

@therebel4332

11 ай бұрын

@@LgiovanniF But all they wanted to do was destroy the planet by drilling and destroying our core… so kidnapping Quaid and experimenting on him for our weaknesses made little sense in the end.. and then there was the little thing in regards to why the fook didnt they just blow earth up from space and move on.

@johnteets2921

29 күн бұрын

Actually they could have handled this better in the first movie. They could have mentioned that the alien software ran on Boolean algebra, AND they had captured a sample of the hardware, AND they could have mentioned that a virus is defined AS a chalkboard full of uber calculus, THEN we could have been rolling along . But they didn't. Fine, suspended disbelief, but it could have been better.

I know it started earlier, but this is the movie that cemented in my mind...that Hollywood can no longer make memorable great pictures.

Roland Emmerich didn't wake up one day 20 years later and realized he needed a sequel; he woke up and realized he needed a paycheck

@shadowphoenix1696

3 жыл бұрын

From what I understand it was that he been trying to get Stargate back to do his trilogy and the studio was like yeah you can do it but first you got to give us a sequel to independent day so he just slapped something together that he didn't really want to do and we got this shite which failed (rightfully so) so the studio was like fuck your trilogy were going to keep Stargate shelved.

@jasonvaughn4886

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowphoenix1696 That figures...typical Hollywood ! Can't say I'm too impressed with Emmerich's skills as a director, though, he's sort of Michael Bay's obnoxious little brother. Was Godzilla an (un)intentional comedy- who knows? To be fair, I didn't like the first Independence Day, even when it came out, but at least it's way more coherent than this crap !

@sciencecompliance235

3 жыл бұрын

That backyard could sure use an infinity pool.

@shadowphoenix1696

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonvaughn4886 yeah I agree Although I do like his early films like ID, Stargate film(94) and day after tomorrow. Yeah their dumb but I find them really fun. But his later stuff is absolute garbage and not fun.

@jasonvaughn4886

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowphoenix1696 Yes, Stargate is a very unique film with a great cast, and easily his best work, however his later stuff like the Day after Tomorrow, or 2012 are complete garbage

Actual physicist here. That was exactly my look.

@lorenzoamato953

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I am a humanist, and that was my look too. I mean: unlike 20 years ago now videos like "What If", which explore the eventuality of astronomical paradoxes (such as the Earth being a close satellite of Jupiter, and the like) are available to everybody at any time. Any dumbie (like me) can immediately detect the BS and cringe.

@KRAFTWERK2K6

3 жыл бұрын

Actual scientist - played by Sam Neill.

@eKko0

3 жыл бұрын

Actual look here. That was exactly my physicist.

@TheSchultinator

3 жыл бұрын

Did you claw out your eyes?

@RealNovgorod

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSchultinator Of course, who wouldn't? They actually made a whole other movie about it called Event Horizon with some fake-ass backstory about wormholes and whatnot when the true story was just watching that scene from this movie.

I've gotta say that @1:05 hearing the drinker yell "USA! USA!" made me laugh WAY too much.

@mitchellmelkin4078

2 ай бұрын

@trevorperkins4585, I got a Team America vibe for just a second.

I must admit the only reason ''Independance day'' the original one, stuck in my mind. Is because I had taken magic mushrooms before entering the theater. I still remember the giants U.F.O's crashing down the front seats in the theater at the end of the movie. Good times.

@DeezNuggz

29 күн бұрын

based

*"Discount Will Smith is angry at discount Chris Hamsworth"* lmaoo

@TrickyPJM752

3 жыл бұрын

That part was pretty funny 😆

@kelvinh8327

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was discount Liam Hemsworth?

@chucknutly3290

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was better than the original.

@BoredTAK5000

2 жыл бұрын

Let the battle of the discounts commence 😂😂

@jukkaramo3351

2 жыл бұрын

I´m so glad that your ears work good job

My favorite part from the original was the scene where they are asking for pilots. When Randy Quaid relates his story about being kidnapped by aliens and everyone rolls their eyes, as if there is no alien invasion happening right in front of their eyes.

@Jakethegoodman

2 жыл бұрын

Even with an Alien Invasion being abducted was still crazy. Thats how i always read it lol.

@jonnysupreme

2 жыл бұрын

Always stuck in my mind aswell tbh 🤣

@arcticbadger1

2 жыл бұрын

“The abused him......... *sexually* “ 😆👍

@shaunsteele8244

2 жыл бұрын

my favorite was Will Smith knocking an alien out with one punch, and then quipping "welcome ta 'erf"

@mrbouncelol

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaunsteele8244 God damn that was cool. I miss one liners. It's like films actively avoid them these days even when they are warranted.

I remember leaving the theater and turning to my wife and asking, "What the fuck did we just watch?"

"Nah it'll be fine" in that super heavy Scottish accent is the best thing to ever make contact with my eardrums.

Probably the angriest "go away now" I have heard to date.

@MykeLewisMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it was more uplifting to hear than some of the sad ones we got during the summer. Drinker seems to be getting his fire back! 🤣

@shan4680

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, there's even angrier ones in the archives. Trust me on this one.

@Whiskey11Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Member when the Drinker stopped saying it at the end of the video? Pepperidge Farm Members... It was a low point in the channel for sure....

@pitchforker3304

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the Drinker's take on The Last Jedi before taking that to the bank

@onlinechaosgremlin

3 жыл бұрын

I remember a "leave me alone" to for top angryness.

"Discount Will Smith" 😂😂😂😂😂 and "discount Chris Hemsworth" 🤣🤣🤣

@shan4680

3 жыл бұрын

But then Discount Will Smith powered up and became A-Train! (Thank you Vought and Compound V!)

@rufescenteagle7299

3 жыл бұрын

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@mrredherring2900

3 жыл бұрын

"Discount Data" is even better. 🤣

@Hemlocksipper

3 жыл бұрын

No stopping the A-Train baby!!!!

@Legion849

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The physics of a Roland Emmerich movie are always insane. It's almost like he's pandering to an crowd of toddlers who still are memorized by the stolen nose trick. Moonfall was the funniest thing ever, the man really turned a moon into a predatory beast that was selectively sucking up random objects with no foundation into the physics of it. Selective gravity is the shit 🤣

@alantasman8273

Жыл бұрын

Moonfall was even worse that ID 2

'...giant space testicle...' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Naturally discount Chris Hemsworth, discount Will Smith and forgettable Chinese actress all remember to wear their plot armour, so they're totally fine".... I spat my soup. Well played Sir, well played.

@minhductrieu1599

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

@backpackingtony1779

2 жыл бұрын

What type of soup?

@planetdisco4821

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm soup…

@210rebelboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@planetdisco4821 alphabet soup but it's only M's

@DaveKatague

2 жыл бұрын

Incoherent spaghetti soup

This was the greatest movie theater experience I ever had. Literally the entire crowd was making fun of the movie and making comments through out the entirety of the film. Good times had by all

@bujharvard9313

2 жыл бұрын

I went to see Starship Troopers for the third time at a packed $2.50 theatre back in the day. We get to Dizzy's funeral scene, it's all quiet, the main guy says "Dizzy was my friend."...and with timing that would make the world's greatest comedian jealous, my buddy lets out the loudest, sharpest, juiciest sounding fart to ever explode from an anus. The whole theatre burst into laughter and kept laughing for like half a minute. Guys were hooting and whistling. It was pure magic.

@1RadicalDreamer

Жыл бұрын

@@bujharvard9313 🤣

@Odious_One

Жыл бұрын

Bad movies often create great experiences. Its just a shame that todays film critics, film makers and writers have no clue why and genuinely think its because they did a great job.

@654Crossman

Жыл бұрын

@@bujharvard9313 he should've stood up and took a bow. I would've. Lmfao

@bujharvard9313

Жыл бұрын

@@654Crossman I think he was a little embarrassed because it fricken STANK too. We all had to marinate in it for the next 10 minutes while most of the theatre only enjoyed the fun part.

This movie gave me some sort of Hollywood PTSD. After watching it I felt and acted like Brad Pitt from 13 Monkeys. 😂

@billkellyhornswoggletheGreat

Жыл бұрын

so bad, an extra monkey....................

@fitness4mind

Жыл бұрын

Just like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys, you need to show your butt to the producers of this piece of sh_t of a movie 😄. You made my day man😅

@bigredinfinity3126

Жыл бұрын

12

@jenburkholder6541

Жыл бұрын

11

@maverickslastoddworld6476

Жыл бұрын

10

I like how the Aliens have extra slow lasers that appear to travel at less than 1% the speed of light.

@Unethical.Dodgson

24 күн бұрын

A particle beam but yeah.

Yea, these aliens, by far, deserved to die because they didn't have antivirus software. They could traverse the universe, have a deep mathematical knowledge of the gravitational equations that govern the universe, could fold space, but because they didn't have Norton 360... they meet their demise.

@scottmantooth8785

3 жыл бұрын

*how do you say "DOH!!!" in their native alien tongue...that is assuming of course they even have anything remotely conforming to what we would assume or approximate an alien tongue would look like or even function as such without having an additional mouth filled with sharp pointy translucent teeth*

@ANobodyatall

3 жыл бұрын

No, they died BECAUSE they had Norton 360 !

@Ascyltos

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't they literally spread the virus to the aliens by uploading it to "alien.mothership" or something?

@danijelujcic8644

3 жыл бұрын

and it happened before the serial bus became universal serial bus (how did he even know how to connect (and hack) in the first place when the alien tech was supposed to make 3 nm Threadrippers look like a kindergarten project ...)

@imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400

3 жыл бұрын

Well the aliens couldnt help themselves. They got currious when they saw the pop up on their screen telling them theres a hot chick only 2 miles away from them needing some love.

My favorite part of independence day is that everyone treats randy quaid like hes crazy for saying he was abducted by aliens. Then aliens attack the planet and thet still treat him like hes crazy.

@TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta

3 жыл бұрын

Because he's crazy...

@brolee6830

3 жыл бұрын

Yah, i always felt like there should have been a scene with Randy Quaid and Robert Loggia 3:57. That would have really rounded out the movie. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZmGjyqxvn7utm6w.html

@johnnations5932

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah , that's a good point i never thought of! Dude should have been vindicated and apologized to!

@BalrogUdun

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was just arrested for disorderly conduct.

@606danco

3 жыл бұрын

That shit happens in alot of tv shows or movies

The thing that always killed me about this movie was that the premise of it as presented in the trailers was actually intriguing and made sense. It has taken humanity decades to sort through the wreckage of these massive alien ships that they shot down (makes enough sense to me). And after years of sorting through alien technology and trying to figure out what it all is, they stumble upon an active beacon (makes enough sense to me). Naturally, they call David to investigate given that he brought down the aliens the first time and understands them better than anyone (makes enough sense to me). David analyzes the beacon and discovers that it’s sending an interstellar signal to the alien home world, and they’re about to be invaded again by an even bigger force (makes enough sense to me). That is a cool setup for a sequel. It had a chance to be good. They just horrendously botched the execution of it.

"Let's just redo the 90s, only terrible!" -- Hollywood, apparently

@stone-ageraccoon1157

3 жыл бұрын

But the 90s were kind of terrible as they were.

@chatteyj

3 жыл бұрын

I've just realised they haven't remade the towering inferno that classic 70s disaster movie which is surprising seeing as they have remade everything else even the Poseidon adventure.

@stone-ageraccoon1157

3 жыл бұрын

@Big Al And more people living in densified "towers", plus the fact that Hollyweirdoes want to sell "densificatiion" and don't want anyone questioning whether it's actually a good idea to pack people into tall towers ...

@JulianSirian

3 жыл бұрын

Not to sound funny, but the CGI in the 90's were more better. Whilst there are 1-2 movies these days that have great CGI, they are not the majority (IMO) I still don't get that...

@monkeyrobotsinc.9875

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely correct.

They need to make a Prequel about The African Warlord Slaughtering thousands of aliens

@llow1170

3 жыл бұрын

MONEY

@chrisgreig98

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that's called District 9

@RogueFox2185

3 жыл бұрын

I’d actually like to see a sequel to District 9, the aliens in that movie were interesting.

@dongxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgreig98 That's racist

@Garrus1995

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Greig, Really? I could have sworn it was called The Last King of Scotland.

I had always thought a good sequel would have been a claustrophobic film of a group of soldiers and scientists exploring one of the down ships. Battling surviving aliens discovering some dark secrets etc. Instead we got this….

@MrBrndin

9 күн бұрын

That could have been a great show, like Stargate

At it's heart, Independence Day is a movie that is about a nerd so smart, he could hack a UFO.

“Jasmine giving up stripping to become a doctor for some reason”🤣

@sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566

3 жыл бұрын

She suddenly realized halfway through a strip to Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" that as a Woman of Color(TM) in Current Year(TM) she was naturally really, really good at "the science" and enrolled in medical school the next day.

@stylesrj

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there something in the first movie about her doing it to get through medical school? Or is that the story they all say for tips?

@barbiquearea

3 жыл бұрын

@@stylesrj Yeah in the first movie she was a stripper to pay for her school fees.

@denisl2760

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbiquearea Women of Color(TM) in Current Year(TM) don't have to pay school fees though...

@mactire6045

3 жыл бұрын

Tatiana took her job at the strip club. She needed to move on.

Some films should just be left alone, no sequels.

@goblinbabe

3 жыл бұрын

They’ll never stop. I’m just hoping the people who make these movies dies before my favorite film gets remade.

@yourfatboy5359

3 жыл бұрын

Some things should just die.... Predator robocop aliens terminator animated cartoons that turn into live action also the amazing spiderman (why on earth did they make a sequel to something that is completed.....i mean the film could've been a success if sony and avi rad didn't come up)

@solokom

3 жыл бұрын

_Gladiator 2 has left the chat_

@gabrielswayze4506

3 жыл бұрын

@@solokom Again that feeling that they are gonna fuck up again trying to make a secuel.

@ThiagoConsolaro

3 жыл бұрын

specially the bad ones

I'm not an actual physicist, I am merely an engineer.... but yes, you are 100% correct about what that much off center mass would do to Earth. It would in fact pull the whole planet into an egg shape, thus causing earth shattering quakes (as the tectonic plates literally shattered), leveling everything on that side of the planet (except directly under it, but that area certainly wouldn't get off light either). So yes,: One side would immediately turn into a volcanic hell scape with above hurricane winds and ridiculous tsunamis, and the other side would be exposed to [almost] the vacuum of space.... All in all, not a good day for Earthlings.

I went and saw Independence Day multiple times in the theaters. I still get chills from that speech haha

@peter6928

Жыл бұрын

The first one. The second was awful

@denroy3

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, chills? From ID? Good grief.

@peter6928

Жыл бұрын

@@denroy3 lol, you must be bored to reply to me haha

@joachimb5721

Жыл бұрын

The first one was pretty awful as well.

@peter6928

Жыл бұрын

@@joachimb5721 I disagree, I think it was a good story of humanity coming together to defeat a common threat. :)

No joke, they brought on Christopher Weaver, the founder of Bethesda Softworks, as their computer consultant for Independence Day. I doubt they took much of his input for the film, but supposedly Jeff Goldblum's character is inspired by Chris. And perhaps that explains a lot about Bethesda's err... History with broken technology.

@sodaftpm185

3 жыл бұрын

And now Bethesda is bought by Microsoft...

@eleventhprimarch5303

3 жыл бұрын

No. It's Bethesda. It's not shit, it's a feature!

@DIEGhostfish

3 жыл бұрын

Weaver has had less and less of a role since he sold all his stuff and took a bailout from Altman to save Bethesda by making Zenimax I thought. With a lot of the bugginess starting after that. (Then again I never played OG daggerfall or their old Terminator games so I can't be sure)

@bonchidude

3 жыл бұрын

After getting stung badly by that really dumb movie called Battle LA, I was watching Battleship and thought, this is even dumber than Battle LA, and walked out after seeing like 1/5th of the movie and watch another movie instead. I saved my sanity, my time and my money.

@UNSCPILOT

3 жыл бұрын

That actually adds another level of hilarity for me, and I already enjoyed the first movie, and dumb as it is, as a mindless action movie with decent effects, it's still watchable and I don't cringe into oblivion just trying to watch it... unlike some movies of late

You have to think, when they wrote the script for this, someone honestly wrote in "The Queen chases a school bus at the end", and then stepped back, looked at what they had written, and said to themselves: "Yeah, that's good. Everyone will like that; it's not dumb at all."

@MegaCrocosaurus92

3 жыл бұрын

And just when you thought Zilla chasing a taxi was dumb haha.

@panchigancedo6247

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@konradcurze939

3 жыл бұрын

And then multiple people read it nodded along then shot the scene...in defiance of logic and reason

@famenotclout1103

3 жыл бұрын

or the " lets kick some serious alien ass" no one thought that was cringe.

12:15 anyways, the queen grabs the testicle 😂😂

I found the first movie totally unbelievable, a super advanced alien race destroyed by a computer virus.

@setcheck67

Жыл бұрын

To be fair I remember pretty clearly that the aliens had hijacked into earth's telecommunications in order to learn what was the most important places on earth. In order for their operating system to be able to even understand the telecom of earth's data packets it would need to be compatible with the instruction set. Once that compatibility is in application then it means vulnerabilities exist... The only alternative here is that the aliens used some kind of virtual closed off operating system and I feel like that's not something I would think about if I was them to be honest. We have to remember here that in order to even inject the computer virus they had to enter the mothership, which required using one of the aliens own ships to even pull that off. I could definitely imagine the general talking to a subordinate, "Sir what if we get a virus from interfacing with the xeno scum technology?" "What a stupid question! The only way we could get a virus is if it's applied inside the ship".

@Grover91

Жыл бұрын

Back then people thought computer viruses would destroy the entire world, so they were the "in thing" for super weapons.😂

I love how the the alien shields can resist a nuke in the first film, a nuke in the second film, but when the plot requires it, the queens shield gets destroyed by some aircraft guns.

@shinmusashi44

3 жыл бұрын

The "aircraft" shot energy weapons designed to work against those shields.

@2percentright

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more amused by the fact they actually had a line close to "shot it in her weak point for massive damage!"

This is before jada pinkett smith had an entanglement with an alien

@ajdean1322

3 жыл бұрын

lol thats too good

@dezznutz3743

3 жыл бұрын

But AFTER she entangled with a demon

@bryanmanuel4945

3 жыл бұрын

Man these jokes are killing me more then my kidneys

@calebwinfield1403

3 жыл бұрын

Would you mind explaining the joke please

@Enzo-gw7zf

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebwinfield1403 same i don't get it

"USA..USA..!!" Critical just about killed me..😂😂😂

Great review as always! One of the things that bothered me about this remake was the first movie had an almost “tongue in cheek“ script with larger than life characters and loving homage paid to prior science-fiction films with lines and scenes taken from the 1953 version of war of the worlds, ideas, and scenes from Aliens and the amazing special effects done in the first movie with miniatures and pyrotechnics still look better than most of the CGI effects that we are bombarded with constantly nowadays. Also, I was wondering can Tatiana fire a handgun like that? Just asking

"Dumb as a bag of Rian Johnsons". Pure gold.

@austindemomichael

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't he the one who made Knives Out. That was a brilliant film.

@snusemcgoose1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@austindemomichael And the nazis invented incredible weaponry during ww2, doesn’t mean he didn’t still kill Star Wars

@yourmum69_420

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the line "charismatic as a 2 piece stage show featuring cheese larson and soapy turner"

@LAQC1992

3 жыл бұрын

@@austindemomichael he also directed Ozymandias from Breaking Bad

@J.S.3259

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, STAR WARS died after 1983. Get over it. Watch new films. Read a book. Grow the fuck up already

i'm surprised nobody's talked about the girl doing the chest pop thing... drinker still needs to confirm it's existence

@sweet-sourchicken8610

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/p5uct9ecgdSfqdY.html

@smoothysmooth4685

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweet-sourchicken8610 very nice

@Xegethra

3 жыл бұрын

That's cool. People can move all sorts of muscles. Other guys can move their chests too, I can't...can't even do my ears.

@jakebennett4307

3 жыл бұрын

It's the same as flexing your pec for guys. She must be pretty strong! Had a friend with big tits that would do pushups to improve their shape.

@KrillLiberator

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakebennett4307 Yeah, everyone needs a fit friend with really humungous GG boobs that can flex them; it's cool and endlessly fascinating... could. watch. for. hours.

I remember watching this at some point.. I think? I completely forgot it existed, I’m glad I was reminded of the most forgettable movie I’ve ever seen.

3:57 RIP Robert Loggia aka Feech Lamana

Rule of thumb: If a Classic movie from 20+ years ago gets a sequel, it’s going to have the dumbest decisions ever.

@TheForbiddenOne55

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the only exception to the rule was Blade Runner 2049. People seemed to love the hell out of that one

@harrisoncora4259

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheForbiddenOne55 maybe because that’s the only movie made by competent movie makers.

@jasonwillhardt3368

3 жыл бұрын

Top gun: Maverick is looking good. If it ever gets released...

@comancostin4623

3 жыл бұрын

Except for Cobra Kai..yes.

@waltercomunello121

3 жыл бұрын

it's 2020. Prety much all of mankind has gone dumb by now.

Mother ship in 1st film - the size of a city. Mother ship in 2nd film - size of half the planet. Mother ship in 3rd film - discount death star.

@Maniac742

3 жыл бұрын

Discount Guren Lagann, throwing galaxies at us.

@a.barnard3205

3 жыл бұрын

What "Third Film"?

@Xegethra

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.barnard3205 The joke is that if there's a next film, it'll be a bigger mothership again.

@santoslittlehelper06

3 жыл бұрын

The Death Star was only about 100 miles diameter. It was maybe as big as ten of the city destroyer ships in ID4.

@chasejones4189

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist mothership in 3rd movie is the size of a dinner plate, Aliens adapt to nanotechnology, and slowly eat the planet over 1 million years.That sounds better than this popcorn garbage

Just stopping in 3 years later to tell you that it got so much worse

@MrBrndin

9 күн бұрын

If it was released now, people would like it more.

When the moonbase gets blown up, and perfectChineseOfficer gets to scream his lings out.... thats a step for step carbon copy of the scene from the Pasific Rim sequel, where the crashdome gets blown up and the PrefectChineseOfficer gets to scream his lings out.

This came out when I was working at a movie theater, we could see movies there for free and I wanted to see everything that came out so that I could help inform customers about them. I saw this movie for free and still wanted my money back.

@sagarsudhirganu8735

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@wtywatoad

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad you cant sue to be compensated for the time lost in life spent watching this garbage like this.

@gmualum08

3 жыл бұрын

You should've been around in the early 90's for the original, man that movie was awesome and original. Remember back when artists had the freedom to be imaginative rather than check off diversity boxes?

@TheAllMightyGodofCod

3 жыл бұрын

I know that feeling! I remember watching for free some stupid movie about a kid being cloned and wanting my money back or watching Marvel's The Offender's: Age of Ultron for almost zero and feeling it was far to expensive.

@jsplayn6205

3 жыл бұрын

Worthy of a popcorn throw

The Critical Drinker will no go quietly into the night! He will not vanish without a fight. He's going to critique! He's going to drink on!

@RuddsReels

3 жыл бұрын

lol! Nice!

@intr0vertig0

3 жыл бұрын

"Today, we celebrate-" Tyrion vomits.

@TommyCeltic

3 жыл бұрын

Today is I'm too hungover to go to AA" day

@briant7652

3 жыл бұрын

I understand they want to make money, but they can make a jerry bruckheimer type movie that’s fun to watch. Why even bother making this piece of shit? A lot of work and money went into making it. Make something worthwhile.

@hariman7727

3 жыл бұрын

"Today... is everclear day!"

Ah Drinker, you old scallywag, you've saved me another 2 hours of my life. And I thank thee.

Yo, drinker. We need this guy back. Don't be the sequels. The sludge doesn't need to flow. Love ya, mate. Think of your legacy.

Spiner’s character didn’t even ask why, after 20 years, his hair is the same length!

@scottmantooth8785

3 жыл бұрын

*would have looked weird without the ZZ-Top beard to do with it or the bushy mentat quality eyebrows*

@danijelujcic8644

3 жыл бұрын

I probaby wouldn't do that IRL. If anyone cared about me, I'd hopefully avoid the Jumanji "what year is it" look.

@sharonspears-mandeville2369

3 жыл бұрын

Danijel Ujčič maybe someone let him go to the hairdresser to get his ends trimmed after he woke up/recovered?

@huoshewu

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they mentioned his SO doing the trimming while he was out. And watering the plants. I vaguely remember that when the death scene was happening.

@mytech6779

3 жыл бұрын

You don't need to be awake for a haircut. Anybody that had a sibling rivalry knows that.

The best quote for movies like this is from Yoda where he talks about looking to the future rather than focusing on his current task. "Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing!" That's what these cinematic universe people don't get. They're so concerned with what they will build from this that they don't focus on making the foundation firm.

There was a deleted scene in ID at Area 51 which explained that all modern computers were developed from the ones found in the captured alien fighter, which is why the virus worked: their systems and ours were "related". Why the hell they would omit this massively explanatory scene is beyond me.

The wife of Will Smith (in this history) said on the first movie that she wanted to study medicine so she went on the strip for making money. Well, that work out. One of the few things that this movie is ok, the background of this character. Good for them.

I love how the Drinker implied Will Smith declined the role because he doesn't do turds nowadays.

@dezznutz3743

3 жыл бұрын

Its not that. Will Smith only does movies where he is the top name on the poster, credits, story, etc.

@bryanmanuel4945

3 жыл бұрын

@@dezznutz3743 Most of the time atleast. Maybe because he wasn't the own star in his own marriage

@floydlooney6837

3 жыл бұрын

Gun shy after AFTER EARTH?

@animeangel1983

3 жыл бұрын

No he wanted too much money for the role also he chose to do something worse instead of this...what was that post apocalyptic thing he did with the dog and wandering? *shows how forgettable it was* And that one bombed.

@brianmarson3427

3 жыл бұрын

@@floydlooney6837 didn't he turn this down cos he was still filming after earth? I think I remember him saying he wanted to do it but was filming elswhere?

The aliens have tech involving energy weapons, energy shields, and space/ fold abilities. And, the ability to harvest a molten core from a planet. Why do they still use a regular drill?

@mrillis9259

3 жыл бұрын

It seems the death Star was the most likely space machine for harvesting planets an their populations. I liked the low energy shot used in Rogue One. This would be effective. Why enter the atmosphere at all? Couldn't a pipe enter the atmosphere an burn up all the planets oxygen? It's only 2% or so lower oxygen an we are all fed.

@AscendantStoic

3 жыл бұрын

I was under the impression they are using a powerful energy beam to drill down into the core of the Earth, similar to the beam weapon used in the first movie to blow up the White House.

@kevinpittman2517

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrillis9259 agreed there were poor tactical decisions made all over the place for a supposed race so advanced they were unbeatable in the entire galaxy that a bunch of apes with projectile weapons were able to outwit them... landing on the planet with their MS was dumb as hell... hell they didnt need an infantry or a fighter squadrun either... our biosphere like u said is so fragile that infecting it or destroying our oxygen would wipe all life out... guess that doesnt make for a good movie longer than one scene for them to wipe us all out in an instant.. shit just throw a city sized rock at us... its killed life here already 5 times.... and its come back... so yeah..... toss a rock at us lol.

@mrillis9259

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinpittman2517 as far as I can tell they themselves must have been forced from their home system for being so stupid.

@Burt1038

3 жыл бұрын

Because they were on sale at Space Depot.

Actually Winston Churchill planned to be onboard HMS Belfast at the D Day landings against the advice of his staff and General Eisenhower. Eventually they got King George VI to tell him that if he did then he was going to be on HMS Belfast too. Churchill reluctantly agreed not to go rather than risk the King.

I went to a duel screening of the 1st film and the sequel as it was released, I took a group of friends who'd never seen the 1st film and they enjoyed it for what it was having never seen it. By the time the sequel ended and we drove home not a soul could honestly explain wtf the sequel actually was but it wasn't anywhere near good.

U-S-A U-S-A sound so funny in a Scottish accent.

@GhostonGuitar

3 жыл бұрын

For real

@Chihiro-Kikuchi

3 жыл бұрын

That part had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

@kevinstrade2752

3 жыл бұрын

Hey...us Americans love Scotts!!!

@nationlessnationalist

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds funny in any accent.

@mattpons410

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do we know when a movie is extremely awful? When a jiggling boob scene attracts more attention than the entire movie to the point of even noticing it. 12:44

@scottmantooth8785

3 жыл бұрын

*don't remember their being a trampoline in the movie that promoted the aforementioned extracurricular animation of unfettered cleavage...must have been when i went for more popcorn*

@brolee6830

3 жыл бұрын

IDK. For me it was pronunciation 3:57 - kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZmGjyqxvn7utm6w.html

@DonVigaDeFierro

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm going to need some visual evidence that supports your claim...

@thoughtcriminal9247

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierro I previously posted 12:44. Looks like the Foogle police deleted it.

@barbiquearea

3 жыл бұрын

It think she was having a muscle spasm.

I still remember when I first saw the trailer for this movie, that first line that said, "We always knew they'd be back". And like that they lost me, because they couldn't even get out the gate without massively retconning the original film. So glad I skipped out on this mess.

I saw this in the theater and walked away with the same feeling....not being able to process what I just saw.

“Independence Day Resurgence may be the Dumbest Movie Ever” Nah, Transformers 5 takes that cake

@RogueFox2185

3 жыл бұрын

I can at least watch DOTM, it felt the closest to a somewhat decent Transformers movie.

@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r

3 жыл бұрын

@@RogueFox2185 The 1st one was the only decent one in my opinion, but it's cool that you like the 3rd one.

@kingbash6466

3 жыл бұрын

Sharknado movies: Ha hA, chaINsaW MAkeS sHaRK gO, BrrrrRRR.

@harbl99

3 жыл бұрын

The second Pacific Rim movie is also a contender for the tin crown.

@drno87

3 жыл бұрын

Turkish Star Wars is pretty dumb.

"Look at this fucking discount Chris Hemsworth" -Is literally Chris's little brother lololol

@billymabum3514

3 жыл бұрын

Duh

@alexreyes7237

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke buddy....

@JonnyRichter88

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexreyes7237 Yes that’s why I’m laughing at it, pal.

@billymabum3514

3 жыл бұрын

@@JonnyRichter88 so why are you explaining the joke

@JonnyRichter88

3 жыл бұрын

@@billymabum3514 To show my appreciation for the joke. I would ask why it bothers you but I really could not care less.

You telling me it's dumber than the original? 16 minutes later: OK. You right.

this is the prophet, once again reminding editors to make bar and tone censor gags at a lower decibel as to not wake my entire neighborhood with full range tone censor at -0db. plz and thx!

Liam Hemsworth is hollywoods “ don’t worry I know the main guy got fired but sub me in and I can make it worse” flag bearer.

I always liked the way people treated Randy Quaid like he was crazy for believing in aliens, then after aliens attacked everyone still treated him like he was crazy.

@iggtastic

10 ай бұрын

Touché@@Curious-Mr.-Lee

@ronniemaclaine5234

9 ай бұрын

Sometimes the line between crazy and brave is a bit fuzzy.

@daryl1776

9 ай бұрын

Spock would have said that an act of such desperation was logical under the circumstances.@@Curious-Mr.-Lee

5:05 "Chinese government officials are highly trained, efficient, and deeply concerned with protecting human lives." *cue picture of Chinese re-education camp*

@fobbitoperator3620

3 жыл бұрын

*Chinese organ farming internment camp

@wtfftw3000

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like communist propaganda to me

@IronFreakV

3 жыл бұрын

Highly trained and efficient? Probably. Deeply concerned with human lives? Probably not.

@SangerZonvolt

3 жыл бұрын

Chinese official: "We care deeply for all humans. We just dont consider those beings in the camps as human."

@davewestner

3 жыл бұрын

this was definitely the funniest part of this review. Also a bit sad

What's actually sad is that there are little ideas that could have been cool in a smarter movie, like Earthlings waking up and drawing the same image as each other, or a ruined world rebuilt better than ever by incorporating salvaged technology from the aliens that tried to wipe you out.. Too bad these were wasted in a movie where the other 97% is so incredibly stupid

4:10 LOL Yes! The best thing you can say about Jeff Goldblum is that at least he's not Nicolas Cage. Although, he's been playing Comically exaggerated Jeff Goldblum for at least 30 years, if not 40.

Tatiana is really bad for you Critical Drinker

@lordnicenstein5105

3 жыл бұрын

Only for his STDs, but you know the drill "Gotta catch em all"

@jesuschristislord7754

3 жыл бұрын

Simping is bad in general.

@bryanmanuel4945

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordnicenstein5105 I don't think they meant catch all types of Pokérus

@gabrielboorom6196

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's fine.

@therocinante3443

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you? Tatiana is an absolute treasure.

you know what would've been really funny? if the mothership never took off and instead crashed into the earth, completely obliterating it. cut to black, the end. that would've made the film 100X memorable, let me tell you.

@asmahasmalaria8596

3 жыл бұрын

100 times 0 is still 0 man.

@Ridders-yh4nf

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ok Gordon Ramsey

Here's my guilty pleasure: volcano (1997) The basic plot is that a volcano erupts in the midst of Los Angeles and the main character Mike Roark, the new director of the office of emergency managment, desperatly tries to migitate the damage as much as possible culminating in an absolutly ludicrous finale that involves doing a precision blasting for a building and blasting a hundred meter long trench into a street to divert the flow of lava within less than an hour. Let's be clear here, the timeline doesn't make much sense if you think about it for more than a couple seconds, the lava pretty much ignores every known law of physics whenever the plot needs it to, you really have to work hard to ignore the stupid subplot about roarkes daughter and especially in 2024 many people are probably also gonna be pissed about the really unsubtle anti-racism subplot but the movie still is just good fun.

Dear Drunkie, you are a marvel of truth! So refreshingly raw and real. I care not for fluffy, frivolous, small and morally corrupt attempts by the modern day writhing regime of Hollywood. Saying that is somewhat blasphemous as I’m from that part of the universe. I am a fan of you. 🙏I don’t care about spelling either.

Given how advanced the alien civilization appears to be, they would be harvesting energy from stars, or even black holes, not molten cores.

@tremor230

3 жыл бұрын

Xyplt-tek, Alien Scientist: "I mean, we COULD use a star's core so to not have to fight the locals on the planet we are harvesting...But like that is not as fun. " Thxlikpa, Alien General: "Neat."

@elpretender1357

3 жыл бұрын

The fun part about that is that if they extinct stars we humans would take an eternity to realize a sngle one of them dissapeared.

@naamadossantossilva4736

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon,it's not like the smallest star has 20.000 earth masses or anything.

@AdonanS

3 жыл бұрын

@John Galt Gardeners to the stars...I like the sound of that.

@AdonanS

3 жыл бұрын

@@naamadossantossilva4736 Oh, I didn't realize that was sarcasm. The mass of the sun wouldn't make a difference when it comes to harvesting the energy it provides. Dyson Spheres simply use a large number of satellites to harvest most of that energy, and that's only a theoretical prototype.

“The Queen grabs the testicle...” Worth the entire 16:46 worth of this review 😂

@shivamgambhir8388

3 жыл бұрын

This ONE sentence would be so odd without context

@613harbinger316

2 жыл бұрын

@@shivamgambhir8388 Even better with the rest of that quote "...and tries to make a run for it."

@jakubgalinski2135

2 жыл бұрын

That testicle is white. The ship they blew up on the moon was also a sphere but black. The main aliens used different designs. The first ship was probably the enemy of the original aliens and wanted to help.or something. If there was a sequel we would learn that we pissed off 2nd race of aliens.

@middler5

2 жыл бұрын

@@613harbinger316 Then gets shot in the ass

@Odious_One

Жыл бұрын

Well it is something that should get put to film more often than it does, lol.

Drinking Game: Every time he says "Naaahh, It'll be fine!" in one of his videos take a shot. Good luck, but... Naaahh, It'll be fine!

I currently have a cracked rib and probably shouldn't have watched this video because everytime you made me laugh the pain was intense!

The Jeff Goldblum playing a exaggerated caricature of himself for the last 20 years comment is so true. Getting type-casted sadly happens to alot of great well known actors cause the audience get drawn in cause because they like the personality of the actor, so it's hard for them to get roles that challenge the audiences conception of the actor.

@adamkalb1

3 жыл бұрын

In Michelle Rodriguez's case, she actually likes being typecast as tough chicks, and she likes playing female characters who have a very active role in the story. For R. Lee Ermey and Danny Trejo, they keep getting typecast as one thing because it was the occupation they had in real life and they aren't a very versatile actor themselves. October 21, 2020, 11:21pm

@G0LD3NF1RE

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamkalb1 That's good for them. I've heard most actors really dislike getting typecast since it hinders a lot of opportunities. But anyway my main point really wasn't if they like it or not it's more about it sometimes really being bad. Like with Jeff here, he just does exactly the same stuff he always does with seemingly no complexity or much thought going into it, just the same mannerisms and character personality each time. This doesn't mean it's always as bad as this thought. Right now I'm watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David as Larry David is just fantastic, much more complex and interesting a character so even if you've seen him doing the character so many times he still nails it, and it always feels like a character and doesn't feel like the the actor just showed up and was told to just be himself like there's not any meat to his character on its own and Jeff's personality is the only thing when they try to sell the character to us as a audience.

"Panderin' in Mandarin is Tight!" - Ryan George

@hulmhochberg8129

3 жыл бұрын

"So, you have a KZread comment for me?! "

@luisaleman9512

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Perfect Cell A guy everyone seems to love, that carries a channel everyone hates on his back

@danyknight9107

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah, yeah

@lunch7735

3 жыл бұрын

wow wow wow wow wow

@denispalliano

3 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of culture as well!

I find the sheer incompetence of this Hollywood era quiet fascinating. It means that completely clueless people achieved high positions of influence, which is in all kind of ways counterintuitive, but here we are... How many talented people lost their chance to create something new, something big. What a shame.