Indiana Jones 5 Is Worse Than You Can Imagine (Dial of Destiny Spoiler Review)

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I was one of, like, three people in the entire world who was genuinely excited to see Dial of Destiny in theaters.
Let's see how that faith was rewarded.
Time Stamps:
00:00 - Intro
03:46 - Germany, 1944
11:35 - The Absolute State of Indiana Jones
21:41 - The Curious Case of Helena Shaw
35:02 - Teddy & Other Miscellaneous Characters
38:03 - A Taste of a Broken Plot - Indy Framed for Murder
45:47 - The Third Act Begins
51:11 - Activating the Dial of Destiny
57:38 - Indy's Final Choice
1:08:35 - "Happily Ever After"'
1:13:30 - Conclusions
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Audio Commentaries: • Audio Commentaries
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  • @gameboyjsa
    @gameboyjsa10 ай бұрын

    9:15 from what i understand in physics, inertia is what you are referring to but your relative velocity will be that of the train. Like have you ever stood on a train or plane and jumped up you land in the same spot you jumped from, like floor wise to the vehicle.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    It's true that when you jump you will be moving at speed of whatever you're traveling on top of, but the key difference between jumping inside a train or inside a plane, and jumping outside either one, is air resistance. Air resistance will start to slow you down while you're jumping and outweigh whatever acceleration you had while standing on top of the train. Most of the time it wouldn't be that significant of a distinction but when dealing with a train that's blasting down the tracks as fast as it is, jumping over the pole would not be as easy as this film makes it out to be. EDIT: I'm also pinning this comment because I'm seeing other people bring this issue up as well

  • @hetchelletomikko-n3929

    @hetchelletomikko-n3929

    10 ай бұрын

    The issue comes when you take acceleration into account. I very nearly wanted to give that scene a pass until I remembered that if you were to do this on a train travelling quick, when you come out into the open, the air rushing towards you will exert a force and offset your initial acceleration given to you by the train and so you will decelerate and hence land up further backwards from your position(relative to the direction of travel). If no air resistance effects existed, then you will land back in the same place unless the train was accelerating or decelerating.

  • @silverscorpio24

    @silverscorpio24

    10 ай бұрын

    The problem is, when you jump you are immediately decelerating (change in speed over *time)* as gravity tries to pull you back to Earth, while the train is still going forward at the same velocity. It's okay if you jump up and land while still in the train, because you're still traveling within a contained unit. But if you jump up from a specific spot on the outside of the train, your liftoff point is going to move while you're stuck in the air. By the time you land back on the train that location you jumped from has traveled a significant distance and you're just as likely to land between the cars as you are on any solid surface.

  • @stewartknoll2338

    @stewartknoll2338

    10 ай бұрын

    Youre not taking wind into the math equation, which could change the outcome depending on the speed at which youre traveling. Once your feet leave the traveling object, you are no longer being propelled, you are only coasting off of the inertia you gained. You will start losing your momentum through a combination of no longer being pushed or propelled, but also by the wind resistance. While inside of a vehicle, there is no wind resistance to account for, so there is seemingly no change in your relative position. If the train is going 80mph, there is a lot of wind involved from the speed, plus the draft that the train itself is creating, increasing the relative resistance that the human body would be hit with. Momentum falls instantly with the number that would have to be calculated above. Im with GamingMagic13 on this one. There is way too much wind to combat on the top of a train, jumping itself would be difficult, maintaining your position while your feet are on the train would be difficult, but maintaining your relative position after jumping would be essentially impossible.

  • @BobMcBobJr

    @BobMcBobJr

    10 ай бұрын

    @@stewartknoll2338 Standing on the train while moving with no wind from outside the reference frame of the train, you will feel greater than hurricane force winds (presuming the train is moving at full speed. This can be enough to lift you off your feet if you catch it wrong even without jumping. The character should be constantly leaning heavily toward the front of the train at all times bracing against it. Anything else looks silly.

  • @malickfan7461
    @malickfan746110 ай бұрын

    At least Spielberg and Lucas are happy. Now they can live knowing that they didn’t make the worst Indiana Jones movie.

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    It can always gets worse!

  • @youtub4925

    @youtub4925

    10 ай бұрын

    Lol, you thought a little CG was the worst it could get.

  • @Bertiboy

    @Bertiboy

    10 ай бұрын

    Dude, the same thing happened with Star Wars, George Lucas just sold his company and watched the chaos unfold in his absence.

  • @malickfan7461

    @malickfan7461

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Bertiboy True. Disney pretty much wrecked every worthwhile Lucasfilm property at this point. All they’ve got left now is THX1138 and American Graffiti.

  • @willarth9186

    @willarth9186

    10 ай бұрын

    Spielberg: I cashed the checks. I'm happy. Lucas: I sold for billions. I'm happy. Ford: I know it's crap but I'm a COWARD who wanted to cash the checks. Kennedy: I just killed another MAN franchise. I'm happy.

  • @loogiman8491
    @loogiman849110 ай бұрын

    Nobody goes into an Indiana Jones movie expecting a story about a broken old man, they go into these movies to watch a brave explorer do the "impossible".

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    They didn’t even do a good job at a subversion anyways!

  • @robertturi2264

    @robertturi2264

    10 ай бұрын

    I think that's the problem. It makes me think that people expecting that have never actuall watched them. Kind of like how people listen to songs over and over without knowing the words. Point being, Indy loses in Raiders, Crusade, and Skull. You could even say that Indy doesnt win in the new one, the Villain loses.

  • @mikegandalf

    @mikegandalf

    10 ай бұрын

    I did and I loved it

  • @hello12214

    @hello12214

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@mikegandalfNoone did it was a massive failure of a movie

  • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    10 ай бұрын

    Its way better than Crystal Skulls so be thankful

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth10 ай бұрын

    Indiana jones 5 would have been better if instead of time travel, the introduced a multiverse of 50 indiana jones, each with different states in their name.

  • @lpfan4491

    @lpfan4491

    10 ай бұрын

    Germany Jones running away from the rolling schnitzelboulder.

  • @FinnTheCritic

    @FinnTheCritic

    10 ай бұрын

    Colorado Jones fighting inconsistent weather

  • @MortexBerri

    @MortexBerri

    10 ай бұрын

    Texas jones running from the giant bud light chasing him and like hail

  • @awsxedc3

    @awsxedc3

    10 ай бұрын

    Florida Jones making a quick save with his pet Gator and emergency oranges

  • @androzani

    @androzani

    9 ай бұрын

    Rhodey Jones and the call of Cthulhu

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_148210 ай бұрын

    22:59 It's less of a "passing of the torch" and more of a "ripping the torch from Indy's hands and burning down everything he's ever worked for." Or, as Mauler put it, "it's not a passing of the torch, it's a torching of the past."

  • @willarth9186

    @willarth9186

    10 ай бұрын

    1. Marion/Indy lives in a nice suburb. 2. Granddaughter shows up unexpectedly cause LIVING Mutt is bothering her about choosing a college. 3. Granddaughter can't sleep and goes into Indy's study to find notes, maps, books, scrolls, relics, and hanging on the wall is a whip and an old, battered hat she puts on. Indy comes in, takes the hat, "That's mine." 4. Stays for the Summer, learning as she shows real interest in Indy's work. 5. Duo becomes involved in, "Some kind'a adventure" 6. She decides to attend the college Indy teaches at while living with Marion/Indy learning ancient languages and lore. ****************** Next movie Indy hands an older Granddaughter his whip and hat. "Yours now." Granddaughter "Some kind'a adventure". THIS would have been two movies I would have enjoyed.

  • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    10 ай бұрын

    The minute you make an Indy film without Harrison Ford is the day you might as well have a Nirvana reunion without Kurt. Nobody would give a shit (except Dave Ghrol would be there)

  • @justafan9399

    @justafan9399

    10 ай бұрын

    @@willarth9186 Why do you fill my heart with such despair upon reading this significantly better premise?

  • @TheAdmiralGhost

    @TheAdmiralGhost

    9 ай бұрын

    The original ending was far worse and saw Young Indy getting killed in the past, old Indy fading from existence BTTF style and Helena Shaw taking his place in all the iconic scenes from Indy 1-3.

  • @willarth9186

    @willarth9186

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheAdmiralGhost And now Disney moves on to ruin Snow White... Imagine all the crap films movies Bob Iger could have made if he had taken over on Jan 1, 1940... DISNEY: 1930s Snow White and the Seven dwarves DISNEY UNDER BOB: 1940s Snow White Takes The Power From Seven MALE Fascist Dictators 1950s Snow White and the Seven Capitalist Pigs 1960s Snow White and the Seven Black Panthers Blow Up The Pentagon 1970s Snow White and the Seven Watergate Defendants 1980s Snow White and the Seven Cocaine Dealers 1990s The rest is up to you to fill in.....

  • @Sophie-mv7bd
    @Sophie-mv7bd10 ай бұрын

    As someone who's not an Indiana Jones fan it still annoys me to see studios and companies fuck over their audience and disappoint their fans who are so passionate about their projects

  • @silverhawk24

    @silverhawk24

    10 ай бұрын

    Same for me! I was never into this franchise, and this god awful final installment just proves how franchises can go from good to shit. Look at final destination

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah I don’t understand it!

  • @EpicJoshua314

    @EpicJoshua314

    10 ай бұрын

    Stop being so fuckin' nitpicky. How Indy is portrayed in DoD is nothing compared to how Luke was portrayed in TLJ.

  • @silverhawk24

    @silverhawk24

    10 ай бұрын

    @@EpicJoshua314 tf are you talking about? we ain't say nothing about fckin star wars

  • @lpfan4491

    @lpfan4491

    10 ай бұрын

    @@EpicJoshua314 False equivalent. The end of the world would be waaaay worse than the end of europe. Both suck.

  • @ms.chomper5024
    @ms.chomper50249 ай бұрын

    I love how Helena calls Indie a Grave Digger yet she steals artifacts for money

  • @BWMagus

    @BWMagus

    7 ай бұрын

    And tries to get living people killed.

  • @JadenMoon1475

    @JadenMoon1475

    3 ай бұрын

    It's like if the baby in *_The Witches 1990_* met the Grand High Witch - Except instead of Luke saving the baby, it was GHW, and she *_Expects_* this kid to thank her for saving their life!! *_NO!!!_* I'm not going to be indebted to you when *_YOU ACTIVELY SHOVE MY PRAM DOWN THE HILL TOWARDS ONCOMING TRAFFIC, ONLY TO PULL ME BACK TO SEEM LIKE MY SAVIOR!!!!_*

  • @TDM1138
    @TDM113810 ай бұрын

    Indiana Jones fans: How could they do this? Star Wars fans: First time?

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    So true it's painful.

  • @jonastrach8851

    @jonastrach8851

    10 ай бұрын

    It's outrageous! It's unfair!

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jonastrach8851 "Take a seat, young Skywalker"

  • @seanagulan9481

    @seanagulan9481

    10 ай бұрын

    After seeing Star Wars and now Indiana Jones are burnt to the ground: I HATE YOU!!!

  • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    @worsethanhitlerpt.2539

    10 ай бұрын

    No the Crystal Skulls was way worse. Kate Blanchett was the ONLY good thing in it

  • @berserkasaurusrex4233
    @berserkasaurusrex423310 ай бұрын

    I've seen this idea posted elsewhere and I think it works a lot better for Mutt's death: It would make more sense for Mutt to be hero-worshipping Indy and have him die in an attempt to impress Indy, than to be a 30-year-old who gets mad at his new father and then runs off to join the military to anger him. That's the thought process of a 17-year-old, not a grown adult. A grown adult would just marry an annoying woman to irritate his father, if anything. (Which is incidentally a better origin for Helena, than being a never-before-seen goddaughter.) Personally, I'd have Mutt have become a test pilot for NASA (Mutt's stepfather was a RAF pilot in WWII), specifically a test pilot for the real-life X-15, a space plane that could fly to the edge of space. Several of the pilots were technically considered astronauts because they reached space in the X-15, and flying a superfast hypersonic jet seems in line with Mutt's general thrill-seeking nature from KotCS. And it fits the general NASA/Astronaut elements of this new film, and it means the film can just ignore the Vietnam War entirely, which is probably for the best given its political issues. Then Mutt can die crashing in a failed attempt to break the world speed record (in real-life, the X-15 set the current speed record in 1967), and the crash is blamed on pilot error as Mutt was pushing the craft too hard in his attempt to break the record. Indy blames himself, as he's convinced that Mutt was trying to impress him/live up to him, a similar situation to Indy's own relationship with his own father. The crash leads to the whole X-15 program being cancelled. In real-life the X-15 was retired in late 1968, just months before this film takes place, so it would fit the timing very well. Best of all, you can easily tie the villain into Mutt's death, making it have some actual plot-relevance instead of just using his death as a plot device to force a fake character arc at the last moment. Have Indy defeat Voller at the end of the film, who in his last breath admits that he worked on the X-15 program through his connections with NASA, and that he knew Mutt. He faked the flight records to hide that the plane's rocket motor had malfunctioned, because he feared they'd scuttle the program if they realized there was a design flaw instead of simple pilot error. But they canceled it anyway, because NASA wanted to focus on the moon landing. He tells Indy that Mutt was actually a great pilot, and actually did beat the speed record before the crash. Then Voller dies, having both proven he's not a total dick, and giving Indy some catharsis by revealing that he didn't indirectly cause Mutt's death after all.

  • @erynlasgalen1949

    @erynlasgalen1949

    10 ай бұрын

    Do you think Phoebe Waller-Bridge knows anything about US history or even the canon of Indiana J9nes so far do come up with something that satisfying? Nope. I don't even think she loved the franchise and the Indy character as much as the fans do. It was her idea to kill Mutt off. Harrison Ford found out about this halfway through filming when he got back from an injury. I think that many fans are composing their own fanfictions in their heads to make this entire movie not so. I know I am.

  • @samuelfonseca2483

    @samuelfonseca2483

    9 ай бұрын

    Honestly I’d watch that film, sounds pretty compelling

  • @NintendoMeister2260
    @NintendoMeister226010 ай бұрын

    You aren't alone. I was honestly miserable for the entire thing. The most enjoyable part was the advertisements before the film and when it ended. Edit: The whole theater was full of elderly people and they were all silent from start to finish and I heard one of them mutter, "That sucked." While leaving.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    Couldn't say the same; my theater was absolutely _loving_ this film. The cameos, the jokes, the ending, everything. They clapped and laughed through the whole thing. I mean, I'm glad they enjoyed it, and I don't fault anybody for finding enjoyment in this movie. I was just baffled by it.

  • @robertturi2264

    @robertturi2264

    10 ай бұрын

    My theater was the same. Everybody loved it, including me. The reason I think some people hate it is because they wrote their own movie in their head, and it that didnt end up being the movie they watched. And then the superfan making this video talking about luckiness and plot armor being a red flag? Is this a joke? Don't make videos about a franchise that youve never seen. Explain the physics of jumping out of an airplane in an inflatable raft and get back to me.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    @@robertturi2264 I guess you missed the part of the video where I explicitly called that out as a problem I have with Temple of Doom. “Franchises you’ve never seen” lmao.

  • @robertturi2264

    @robertturi2264

    10 ай бұрын

    ​​@@GamingMagic13eah dude, it's part of your schtick I guess. In another post I compare what you do to people that really like listening to a song over and over without knowing the words to the song. How about coming face to face with Hitler when you're being hunted by the entire Nazi regime. Indy's thing is luck. I mean, one of the serials (you do know what that is, right) that Lucas used to demonstrate the origins of this franchise sees the hero in front of a 6 man firing squad, which he escapes because they all 6 shooters miss by inches. You are literally criticizing the very essence of the character.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    @@robertturi2264 I also explicitly cover the point of "Indy has always gotten lucky" in this video. Seems you missed that as well. What were you saying about "listening to a song over and over without knowing the words to the song/not actually watching things," again?

  • @Rediscool9
    @Rediscool910 ай бұрын

    *“Modern Disney try not to ruin a big legendary legacy IP” challenge:* Literally IMPOSSIBLE

  • @AvertAT
    @AvertAT10 ай бұрын

    Indiana Jones Dial Destinies seems like the type of movie to make me want to time travel back to prehistoric times to get my head eaten by a dinosaur

  • @Jacky-zt5ch

    @Jacky-zt5ch

    10 ай бұрын

    You want to off yourself by dinosaur, I want to go all the way back to give the first Tiktaalik fish a firm “NO!” and throw the thing back into the ocean

  • @subversivescreen7915

    @subversivescreen7915

    10 ай бұрын

    Dial Destinies eh? Nice touch

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    Lol XD

  • @sophieandrew4666
    @sophieandrew466610 ай бұрын

    I’m not even a massive Indiana Jones fan, but I think I speak for us all when I say I am so sick and fucking tired of companies taking beloved movie franchises and completely ruining and taking away what made them so successful and fun to watch.

  • @silverhawk24

    @silverhawk24

    10 ай бұрын

    fr! It's pathetic and pittiful how franchises start off good, then immediately fall to shambles. Look at paranormal activity

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official3010 ай бұрын

    "Dial of Destiny" is one creative way to call "plot armour" you gotta give them that

  • @findyourcenterbbc8483

    @findyourcenterbbc8483

    10 ай бұрын

    Yep from know on when a character has plot armor we will call it character name and there dial of destiny. Joining the ranks of nuking the fridge.

  • @ashholiday123
    @ashholiday12310 ай бұрын

    You forgot that whilst Inidana Jones was wanted on suspicion of murder, he went to an airport to board a flight. An airport... When wanted for murder... I'd love to see him hand over his passport.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    You might find this time stamp interesting 42:09

  • @ashholiday123

    @ashholiday123

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GamingMagic13 Ah sorry, I completely missed that haha

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon565810 ай бұрын

    I am not even a Indiana jones fan. And i wanted Indiana Jones franchise to end with a bang not a whimper. Glad that Indiana jones 5 didn't end with the ending the director wanted. Where Indiana jones died in the past and the mary sue takes his place and becomes the new Indiana jones

  • @saviox8197
    @saviox819710 ай бұрын

    Honestly I feel bad for GamingMagic since it seems like he was the only person I knew that had hopes for this movie to be good, while I was absolutely sure that he was going to be disappointed! XD

  • @darissiri4779
    @darissiri477910 ай бұрын

    You know it's bad when SpongeBob has more realistic writing than you

  • @TheAxeLord47911

    @TheAxeLord47911

    10 ай бұрын

    SpongeBob has classic episodes like Krusty Krab Pizza, and even newer good episodes like Best Day Ever. SpongeBob isn’t perfect (Seasons 6-8 are hated by basically everyone for very good reasons), but it’s Shakespeare compared to this trash.

  • @EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho

    @EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho

    9 ай бұрын

    Even Seasons 6-8 did have bright spots now and then (with 8 being surprisingly not bad minus “Pet Sitter Pat” and setting the stage for Seasons 9-10 to bring the show back to its glory days).

  • @JadenMoon1475

    @JadenMoon1475

    7 ай бұрын

    I am *NOT* a SpongeBob fan, I am sorry. But I *AM* willing to grit my teeth and *TRY* watching that, as opposed to watching *NINE TENTHS* of what's on streaming services nowadays!!!!

  • @rickpool6437
    @rickpool643710 ай бұрын

    Here's something from MauLer's most recent video that I think is pretty relevant: "Back in the day, movies had what you could call a 'skill floor.' They only got so bad. We're at a point now where the floor has been annihilated, revealing a basement beneath. A basement with a well. A bottomless fucking well of agony. There's really no telling what's on the way at this point." As well as this, from his rage on the 2018 Predator: "Why is it that whenever a fucking classic franchise is added to, it comes across as the people who are writing it fucking hate it?!"

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    Ahh, a man of culture I see. Still waiting for his next part of his TFA critique.

  • @Dhurl421

    @Dhurl421

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@muigokublack6487 Glad I'm not the only one sweating for part 5. 😅

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt200010 ай бұрын

    Never let GamingMagic13 near Velma or we will all be doomed

  • @StarmisYT

    @StarmisYT

    10 ай бұрын

    True.

  • @judebaun9993

    @judebaun9993

    10 ай бұрын

    Can’t wait for him to rip that to shreds.

  • @judebaun9993

    @judebaun9993

    10 ай бұрын

    @@StarmisYTwatching him rip that show a new one would be a doozy.

  • @osmanyousif7849

    @osmanyousif7849

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah, he probably wouldn't bother since there are way too many channels shredding that series apart, that you don't have to figure out anything worst that nobody picked up on.

  • @jessicab831

    @jessicab831

    10 ай бұрын

    More like Velma will be doomed. Heheheheh

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman518710 ай бұрын

    You know what would have made the ending better? If Indy’s (what he thought would be his) dying wish would be asking for the girl Indy to save Mutt. Then when he woke up, the scene with Marion would make more sense. They then show that Mutt was still alive, and he gets his happily ever after Wouldn’t fix the film, but the ending would make more sense

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    I like this idea a lot. Like you said, it's not a perfect solution, but it's certainly better than what we got.

  • @willarth9186

    @willarth9186

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GamingMagic13 1. Marion/Indy lives in a nice suburb. 2. Granddaughter shows up unexpectedly cause LIVING Mutt is bothering her about choosing a college. 3. Granddaughter can't sleep and goes into Indy's study to find notes, maps, books, scrolls, relics, and hanging on the wall is a whip and an old, battered hat she puts on. Indy comes in, takes the hat, "That's mine." 4. Stays for the Summer, learning as she shows real interest in Indy's work. 5. Duo becomes involved in, "Some kind'a adventure" 6. She decides to attend the college Indy teaches at while living with Marion/Indy learning ancient languages and lore. ******************** Next movie Indy hands an older Granddaughter his whip and hat. "Yours now." Granddaughter "Some kind'a adventure". THIS would have been two movies I would have enjoyed.

  • @juliannepowell8534
    @juliannepowell853410 ай бұрын

    Actually, Phoebe Waller-Bridge DID have blame in how Helena Shaw was written. Multiple people have mentioned how much say she had in portraying her. She was the one who approached Mangold and wanted Helena to be such a jerk (though she called it “sassy”) so that Helena could go through “growth”. Although I do agree that attacking her looks is too far.

  • @osmanyousif7849

    @osmanyousif7849

    8 ай бұрын

    Considering her statements in interviews of how she thinks Helena is such a great character too, just goes to show what kind of person the actress is….

  • @rejector7126
    @rejector712610 ай бұрын

    I feel like I owe Kingdom of the Crystal Skull an apology after seeing Dial of Diarrhea

  • @geggy310

    @geggy310

    10 ай бұрын

    Maybe Diarrhea of Destiny would be a better nickname

  • @biggiecheese726

    @biggiecheese726

    10 ай бұрын

    You don’t. It’s still bad

  • @andrzejwypoch6616

    @andrzejwypoch6616

    10 ай бұрын

    at least skull gives a indy a good ending, plus the warehouse scenes and the motorcycle chase are some good indy action, you won't find anything like those in dial

  • @bruceheinsius7591

    @bruceheinsius7591

    9 ай бұрын

    It's too bad you went to a different movie with a similar title. I saw Dial of Destiny and enjoyed it mostly, even though I agree with many of the negative criticisms.

  • @zeldagameryt4018

    @zeldagameryt4018

    9 ай бұрын

    @@bruceheinsius7591 Ok, I retract my comment on this video. Dial of Destiny wasn’t bad like I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be like what happened with Star Wars, but I was dead wrong

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt200010 ай бұрын

    Great job! Your videos actually inspired me to write my own essay, “How The Really Loud House Destroyed Everything”. Edit: I’m going to ignore all the shit that surrounds the animated Loud House. There’s this moronic sentiment about how it got worse as the years went on, but I’ve actually enjoyed a few of the more recent episodes. It’s a very hit or miss show, and it sucks that the shit overshadows the gold. The Really Loud House made me appreciate the animated show so much more. The way TRLH just destroyed what TLH stood for Disney remake style is unforgivable and I can’t wait to rip it to shreds. I’m also posting it on Wattpad bc I’m broke.

  • @kaylaHat

    @kaylaHat

    10 ай бұрын

    Will you post it? Im interested

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    Do it!

  • @EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho

    @EternityKingdomsHeadHoncho

    10 ай бұрын

    Y’know, considering how low The Loud House sunk after its first seasons, I don’t think there’s much left to destroy. I’d love to hear how you think the live-action version betrayed the source material, though.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    That's awesome; I don't know anything about The Really Loud House, but I'm honored to hear I inspired you to create your own project of that caliber. Best of luck with it!

  • @portalgaming8057

    @portalgaming8057

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@GamingMagic13So, is Indiana Jones 5 your new Number 1 despised movie?

  • @shannonlewis2022
    @shannonlewis202210 ай бұрын

    Since Ke Huy Quan got back in the spotlight recently, I think having an adult Short Round be the next Indiana Jones would’ve been better.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    I can almost guarantee the writers were kicking themselves for not bringing back Short Round after Everything Everywhere All At Once came out last year. And _definitely_ earlier this year after the Oscars.

  • @Jfam11638
    @Jfam1163810 ай бұрын

    The metal pole part was the thing that bothered me the most. It’s never addressed or shown how he survived that but we’re supposed to believe he did. There were a thousand ways they could’ve knocked him off the train without killing him, but instead they had to opt for something that was arguably more lethal than his actual death. Say it with me now. WHO WROTE THIS?? Granted I still did enjoy most of the opening more than other parts of the movie.

  • @erynlasgalen1949

    @erynlasgalen1949

    10 ай бұрын

    Who wrote this? The son of Lawrence Kasdan. This is an example of what different generations think is acceptable.

  • @Jfam11638

    @Jfam11638

    10 ай бұрын

    @@erynlasgalen1949 Is that true? I couldn’t find Dial of Destiny in either of his sons’ filmographies

  • @muigokublack6487
    @muigokublack648710 ай бұрын

    Welcome to how us Star Wars fans felt with the Disney Trilogy. We've saved you a seat. We had to go through the same thing not once, not twice, but THREE times in regards to Han, Luke, and Leia. (Four if you count the Leia Poppins scene) Lucasfilm's MO seems to be: 1. Bring back hero as a broken, sad old man 2. Pair up with an English brunette (totally not a KK insert) 3. Have said companion be better than the main character and both belittle and humiliate them 4. Replace them WITH said character regardless if they've earned it or not 5. ??? 6. Profit? Seriously, this movie is bad but it could've been SOOO much worse if they had kept the original ending where Old Indy meets his younger self and later is shot by Voler and dies causing Old Indy to be erased from history and after the bad guys are defeated in order to "preserve the timeline" Helena Shaw would stay in the past and retroactively become Indiana Jones leading into her own Disney+ series. But this proves KK without Steven and George can't make a good movie to save her life and said directors can sigh in relief that someone managed to make an even worse Indy film. At least Crystal Skull gave him a happy ending.

  • @troyjenkins3886

    @troyjenkins3886

    10 ай бұрын

    I think they went a different way to show what time does to a person good or bad and how they handle it.Indy was a broken man but still had one more big adventure left to live and seemed to discover what was really important in Life.I did not like some aspects of Helena character but still think its not a bad movie

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    @@troyjenkins3886 That's still no reason to do what they did to his character. As shown with Dr. Henry Jones who too was old but still full of pep and life. There are ways to do it and do it right and I'm sick and tired of seeing heroes be brought back as sad old men who just want to die. No one wants to see that and you're lying if you say otherwise. And no he didn't discover what was important because Fleabag punched his ass out and took away any autonomy he had. She made the choice for him.

  • @troyjenkins3886

    @troyjenkins3886

    10 ай бұрын

    @@muigokublack6487 I didnt like the punch out myself,prob one of the worst parts of the movie.She could of hit him with something or he could of passed out.I know he was older and wounded pretty bad but that was uncalled for.I still think he discovered what was important wheither her character is responsible or not.

  • @jesustovar2549

    @jesustovar2549

    10 ай бұрын

    Star Wars and Indy are almost shared fanbases, ofc, they are both by the same person and distributed by the same company, both have Harrison Ford and magnificent John Williams' scores, many Star Wars fans are Indy fans too (like myself, although I kinda liked Indy by bits I saw on the tv as a kid, Lego Star Wars was what got me into the franchise, and I saw the Indy movies after watching Star Wars), some people will lean more towards Star Wars and other towards Indy, maybe because the latter one is a fun adventure series which is easy to follow in comparison with Star Wars which has a more dense lore? (I'm not saying it's complicated to understadn bc it's a hero's journey, good vs evil), after all, one freanchise is set "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" and the other is set in the past of our real world, but both share mysticism, action and adventure.

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jesustovar2549 I'm aware friend haha I just never got into Indy, was always more a Star Wars guy. Sci-fi has always been my bread and butter but I pour one out for all Indy fans going through the same thing we did with the Disney Trilogy. Harrison Ford may not care about the characters he plays but I do.

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron10 ай бұрын

    With the “I don’t believe in magic” line, did they briefly get him confused with Han Solo or something?

  • @JadenMoon1475

    @JadenMoon1475

    4 ай бұрын

    Considering Harrison Ford portrayed *Both* characters?? Wouldn't surprise me

  • @Darkington
    @Darkington10 ай бұрын

    It's disturbing how many people seem to think harsh criticism doesn't come from a place of love. I'd love to see your expanded thoughts on this film like you did on Toy Story 4, frankly not enough people are willing to break down every small piece of a movie and show how it disturbs the greater whole.

  • @DallasReimer

    @DallasReimer

    4 ай бұрын

    Thank you! So many people call gamingmagic13 garbage but he just cares about movies so much and in terms of games likes sonic adventure 2 sure he wasn’t the best player but he was genuinely not having a good time and people are just blinded by nostalgia!

  • @markopusic8258
    @markopusic825810 ай бұрын

    I find it really amusing how Indiana Jones 5 managed to both shit on Crystal Skull by scrapping the passing of the torch entirely and undoing his marriage, and be even worse than Crystal Skull... For much of the same reasons the Star Wars sequel trilogy ended up being terrible. No wonder when you know Kathleen Kenedy was part of the producers.

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    This movie pretty much repeated the same beats as the Disney Trilogy. This wasn't Indiana Jones. This was Illinois Jones in much the same way it was Jake Skywalker in TLJ.

  • @MegaDarkness5000

    @MegaDarkness5000

    10 ай бұрын

    Star Wars Prequels maybe bad but the Sequels are worse, same with Crystal Skull it's bad but Dial of Destiny is rock bottom.

  • @kasam0308

    @kasam0308

    9 ай бұрын

    I actually think the Sequel Trilogy are a mixed bag. I mean I like Force Awakens, Last Jedi was not bad, and Rise of Skywalker had good ideas just the execution of it. They’re not as good as the original trilogy, but they’re better than the prequel trilogy.

  • @MegaDarkness5000

    @MegaDarkness5000

    9 ай бұрын

    @kasam0308 No just no. You have to rewrite the entire of Disney's trilogy to even fix it. Prequels just needs touch ups to make them good.

  • @storysurgeon5922

    @storysurgeon5922

    8 ай бұрын

    no, Last Jedi was objectively awful in many many MANY ways@@kasam0308

  • @emperorzizen1081
    @emperorzizen10818 ай бұрын

    Me: At least this isn’t as bad as Gaming Magic 13’s biggest rival and opponent, Toy Story 4- Trevor: if I had to pick between this and Toy Story Four, I would honestly pick the latter. Me: WHAT-

  • @aardmanmmg6667
    @aardmanmmg666710 ай бұрын

    We can only hope Toy Story 5 does NOT fall into the same trap as this movie did.

  • @renamon5658

    @renamon5658

    10 ай бұрын

    I hope toy story 5 will be decent

  • @magma_fire_bagwan

    @magma_fire_bagwan

    10 ай бұрын

    It will

  • @SnugWugs137

    @SnugWugs137

    10 ай бұрын

    You have too much optimism.

  • @BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta

    @BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta

    10 ай бұрын

    Toy story moved to "freedom and escapade from duty" arc I do not believe this direction is going to be changed, since its deeply rooted in this agenda, which people praise and fund nowadays

  • @aardmanmmg6667

    @aardmanmmg6667

    10 ай бұрын

    @@SnugWugs137 Well, you know me.

  • @onemanband4873
    @onemanband487310 ай бұрын

    My favorite part is when we see Indy buying supplies to use, and then the lead female role mentions how much money he has spent on the supplies they will surely use, then throughout the film we see him struggling to haul the supplies he had bought, and then in the scene after that he never used any of the stuff he had bought, not a single one.

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt20007 ай бұрын

    I remember in early-mid July, one of my college friends was pissed about the new Indiana Jones, saying it rotted her brain and made her feel “unclean”. I bought her tickets to see Elemental, and she said she refused to look away from the screen, she was so invested. She was so grateful that she gave me Insomnia Cookie. A small act of kindness goes a long way.

  • @Mr.Feather130

    @Mr.Feather130

    2 ай бұрын

    I'll take elemental over Indiana Jones 5 any day now

  • @angelabryant9766
    @angelabryant976610 ай бұрын

    WOOHOO! LONG RANT! Don't care about Indiana Jones, but huzzah! I love it when you rant like this, and detailed rant, not just yelling and such.

  • @cdangelo1843

    @cdangelo1843

    8 ай бұрын

    Same here

  • @Jaxsen522
    @Jaxsen52210 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: the scene at 45:32 was originally going to be a sword fight scene, but because the actor of Indiana jones (Harrison ford) was not feeling well that day, he just decided to shot the guy. They kept that in the final version we all know to this day

  • @ShelldonJPlankton
    @ShelldonJPlankton10 ай бұрын

    The theory is that the rotten tomatoes viewer ratings are obviously being artificially buffed by fake reviews not surprising after all the controversy involving rotten tomatoes scores

  • @mr.rathalos1155
    @mr.rathalos115510 ай бұрын

    I love that these videos are basically GamingMagic13 telling the directors “Sorry to burst your bubble dream boy” (Shark Boy and Lava Girl reference)

  • @themanageriguess
    @themanageriguess10 ай бұрын

    If I had a nickel every time a classic character played by Harrison Ford was hilariously bastardized in a continuation of a previously established franchise, I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

  • @crikeybaguette4564

    @crikeybaguette4564

    10 ай бұрын

    I guess we should be thankful that Blade Runner wasn't already the second time.

  • @Steve_Mazza

    @Steve_Mazza

    10 ай бұрын

    It could happen more times. Jack Ryan, President James Marshall, Harry Kimble...

  • @nosetot9
    @nosetot910 ай бұрын

    While I can’t say that I care much for Indiana Jones as a franchise, I CAN say that I would LOVE to hear you tear apart this movie in excruciating detail for hours on end like you did with Toy Story 4. I never get tired of the raw vocal passion you put into these analyses.

  • @miniluv7330
    @miniluv733010 ай бұрын

    The only reason I look forward to movies like Indiana Jones and the Dial-up of Density nowadays is bc I enjoy seeing the reviewers rip it to absolute shreds

  • @The90sDoggo

    @The90sDoggo

    10 ай бұрын

    Same here.

  • @troyjenkins3886

    @troyjenkins3886

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah everybody would rather base their descison on the negative opinions of a You Tube reviewer.Im not saying some of the critizism isnt justified but once a movie starts trending one way or the other then thats which way the masses go.I dont like what Disney has become,not a fan but went into the movie with a open mind and left saying that wasnt bad.

  • @hello12214

    @hello12214

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@troyjenkins3886 it still failed at the box office it was a joke of a movie and a deconstruction of Indiana Jones if you say this movie is good then you are trolling because it is far from it

  • @troyjenkins3886

    @troyjenkins3886

    10 ай бұрын

    @@hello12214 Im just a independent thinker.I grew up when Disney was trully magic and now they aren't but still dont think the movie was all that bad.If you dont like the movie based on your personal feelings about it,hey im good with it,but people nowadays seem to care more about whats trending than their owm opinions.

  • @dragonfan4399
    @dragonfan439910 ай бұрын

    Have you considered joining Mauler and the others on Every Frame A Pause? I feel like you'd fit right in.

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm not very familiar with them, but generally speaking when it comes to collaborating with other KZreadrs I'm always very apprehensive about such a thing. I also don't wanna approach other creators like "hey can i join plz?" But if anybody ever reaches out to me, I would certainly be open to it.

  • @dragonfan4399

    @dragonfan4399

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GamingMagic13 I hope you get more attention. I loved watching your Incredibles 2 videos.

  • @SolarDragon007

    @SolarDragon007

    10 ай бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing. I think he'd fit well on EFAP.

  • @m-2718
    @m-271810 ай бұрын

    I would love to see a 20 hour breakdown of the movie. It's always nice to just hear someone critically dunk on a movie, and helps at avoiding stupid mistakes when one starts write themselfs

  • @PizzaMan879
    @PizzaMan87910 ай бұрын

    If they didn’t send Star Wars out on a high note with the sequel trilogy, what made you think that Indiana Jones would be any different?

  • @GamingMagic13

    @GamingMagic13

    10 ай бұрын

    See, you gotta understand that I don't have the same level of investment in Star Wars I do with Indiana Jones. I've seen a lot of people on my discord server talking about how much Lucasfilm destroyed Star Wars, but I've never had anything insightful to offer because I've never been a fan of the series. So I had no ill will against the studio going into Dial of Destiny. It also might simply be a case of naivety and hopeful optimism.

  • @jesustovar2549

    @jesustovar2549

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GamingMagic13 But Disney and Pixar (and generally Hollywood these days) were already screwing up with their latest products, that should have been a warning, a lot of people boycotted the movie and that's why it's being a box office flop.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio2410 ай бұрын

    Frickin' called it. Call me a cynical old bat, but Disney has pretty much destroyed any faith I had that any of their current or future projects will be any good. They ruined the Incredibles. They ruined Aladdin. They ruined Beauty and the Beast. They ruined Toy Story. Now I get more enjoyment out of watching the company fail than actually watching their movies.

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    They also ruined Star Wars and are ruining Marvel.

  • @MortexBerri

    @MortexBerri

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh no they’re gonna ruin Phineas and Ferb too oh no…

  • @KesiIshtar
    @KesiIshtar10 ай бұрын

    as a woman, I'm so fucking tired of studios shitting on legacy characters as a way to be like 'look how STRONG this woman is! Isn't she GREAT?' Like please I'm begging these studios to just....write a good fucking character? We like Ellen Ripley, Leia, Ahsoka, Ghost-Spider, Hornet.....we don't need this kind of 'lol look how AWESOME I am compared to this washed up male oldie!' character....

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia2210 ай бұрын

    Here's another way they could've handled Mutt better. Have him be a famous archaeologist like his father. Then have Helena try and contact him for help with an urgent matter, only for Indie to inform her that Mutt is away on an expedition and can't be contacted. Then she convinces Indie it's world threatening and he goes with her on his last adventure.

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions10 ай бұрын

    fuck yeah! I love these aggressive vitriolic reviews, not enough people have the balls to vent their hatred towards a film while maintaining a critical mindset

  • @crumpscrumbs

    @crumpscrumbs

    10 ай бұрын

    Not a lot of people have the **ability** to both be vitriolic and critical

  • @AbrasiousProductions

    @AbrasiousProductions

    10 ай бұрын

    @@crumpscrumbs I know right.

  • @Worst.Sekiro.Player
    @Worst.Sekiro.Player10 ай бұрын

    Yesterday i saw dial of destiny with my dad ( big indiana jones fan) and we come out totally speech less, we were so dissapointed that the drive back home was just silence and the last time we where in the cinema was when we saw spiderman across the spiderverse and we both came out so happy and even if my dad didn't understand half of what was happening because he didn't saw the first movie, he still was fascinated with what he saw and he also decided to watch the first movie because he like it that much and wanted to be prepared for when the second part comes out, so sad that he had to see one of his favorite charachters in cinema assasinated right before his eyes and i will never forgive disney for this.

  • @Misery7531

    @Misery7531

    9 ай бұрын

    It wasn't bad at all why can't you see that

  • @ant_racer
    @ant_racer8 ай бұрын

    Your talk about Helena with Indy being treated as less of an importance reminds me of Timmy and Chloe from FairlyOddParents, where Chloe is written entirely as a brand new perfect character who can do no wrong, and Timmy being written as a selfish annoying brat that was never his character.

  • @prismaticjunimo
    @prismaticjunimo10 ай бұрын

    My family watched the older Indiana Jones last week, we haven't seen the new one. But when we finished crystal skull I Sarcasticly said "I hope they don't have relationship problems in the new movie" yeah and I guess we saw how that turned out. I don't understand why movies that end with happy relationships, always end up having those relationships broken up in the sequel. It's like Hollywood doesn't know how to depict a happy family.

  • @erynlasgalen1949

    @erynlasgalen1949

    10 ай бұрын

    That's because writing a happy family and a mature relationship is damned hard. Especially if you've never seen one yourself

  • @theresaremsing2777
    @theresaremsing277710 ай бұрын

    The things I love about the first 3 Indiana Jones movies which made me a fan is that the artifacts Indie was searching for and finding where actually legends in cultures. The Arc of the Convenient, the Stones of Sankara are from Hindu culture, and the Holy Grail one of the biggest legends in European and biblical culture. These are legendary artifacts in our world that can or cannot be real that Indie went out and found. I would have much more appreciated if Indie went in search of The Golem from Jewish Culture or Noah’s Arc or the burial Shroud of Jesus. But no they had him go on a west for a Time Machine that was actually found in our real world and guess what it’s not a Time Machine in our world.

  • @daimonatkins3046
    @daimonatkins304610 ай бұрын

    35:13-35:57 As someone who did rewatch Temple of Doom recently, I absolutely agree with all the points made about Short Round as a character. From his introduction with driving a car to helping Indiana save the day, he is a well rounded companion to Indiana Jones in what is technically his first big adventure on the big screen (because prequel) and Ke Huy Quan provides a sense of wonder and excitement in a movie that wasn’t afraid to go to some really dark places Temple of Doom might not be everyone’s favourite movie in this series but I feel fans overtime will be talking about it whilst the same cannot be said for Dial of Destiny

  • @Wes_Master
    @Wes_Master10 ай бұрын

    3:54 As someone who was exceedingly passionate about railways as a kid, it really bothers me seeing a very British 9F steam locomotive in 1940’s Germany when the 9Fs didn’t even exist until the mid-50s. Clearly they didn’t care enough to research even the smaller details.

  • @troyjenkins3886

    @troyjenkins3886

    10 ай бұрын

    Well we didn't convert over to jet engines until the late 40''s but the German had a jet engine in 1937.

  • @matax3323
    @matax332310 ай бұрын

    Ive never seen any of the Indiana jones movies, but the passion and detail put into this video helped a lot in putting context into how important indie was to ya, and how atrocious dial of destiny really was. great video

  • @jesustovar2549

    @jesustovar2549

    10 ай бұрын

    You should check them out some day, when you have time, especially the first 3.

  • @nekonomicon2983
    @nekonomicon298310 ай бұрын

    26:37 Gaming magic praising Toy Story 4 is proof all hope is lost for humanity

  • @joaquinm9148

    @joaquinm9148

    10 ай бұрын

    The world is coming to an end and nothing can save us

  • @rahelhundie348

    @rahelhundie348

    9 ай бұрын

    Yup

  • @portalgaming8057

    @portalgaming8057

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@joaquinm9148That's all wrong. Nothing bad will happen, when nobody truly believes so.

  • @joaquinm9148

    @joaquinm9148

    5 ай бұрын

    @@portalgaming8057 My comment was a joke btw

  • @portalgaming8057

    @portalgaming8057

    5 ай бұрын

    @@joaquinm9148 Well, do you think GamingMagic13 says this movie is the worst movie he's ever watched?

  • @berserkasaurusrex4233
    @berserkasaurusrex423310 ай бұрын

    What's weird to me is that this film had four writers, and yet large parts of the film are lifted from Frank Darabont's original script for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from twenty years ago. A female side-character (albeit a teenage daughter for Indy, in place of Mutt), Indy is framed for the murder of an FBI agent, a former Nazi character who wants to resurrect the Third Reich; even the name comes from there, as the original name of the skull was the "Crystal Skull of Destiny".

  • @kommandantgalileo
    @kommandantgalileo9 ай бұрын

    this movie made me realize Crystal Skull was a lot better than I thought.

  • @amirnator456
    @amirnator45610 ай бұрын

    I’d genuinely want to see the extended version of this later. I love your reviews.

  • @wishbushwashbosh6443

    @wishbushwashbosh6443

    8 ай бұрын

    I have no idea how you can get enjoyment out of these reviews, but you do you.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker10 ай бұрын

    This series should have been a trilogy, but those executives wanted more than that.

  • @RavenStarMedia

    @RavenStarMedia

    10 ай бұрын

    Honestly you could say this exact comment about Toy Story.

  • @willarth9186

    @willarth9186

    10 ай бұрын

    1. Marion/Indy lives in a nice suburb. 2. Granddaughter shows up unexpectedly cause LIVING Mutt is bothering her about choosing a college. 3. Granddaughter can't sleep and goes into Indy's study to find notes, maps, books, scrolls, relics, and hanging on the wall is a whip and an old, battered hat she puts on. Indy comes in, takes the hat, "That's mine." 4. Stays for the Summer, learning as she shows real interest in Indy's work. 5. Duo becomes involved in, "Some kind'a adventure" 6. She decides to attend the college Indy teaches at while living with Marion/Indy learning ancient languages and lore. ****************** Next movie Indy hands an older Granddaughter his whip and hat. "Yours now." Granddaughter "Some kind'a adventure". THIS would have been two movies I would have enjoyed.

  • @osmanyousif7849

    @osmanyousif7849

    10 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of the line in Hamilton: "You got more than you gave." "And I wanted what I got."

  • @sonicfan9144

    @sonicfan9144

    7 ай бұрын

    @@RavenStarMediaIf TS5 sucks, then the Toy Story series will be just like the Indiana Jones series in terms of quality.

  • @CalvinChikelue
    @CalvinChikelue8 ай бұрын

    I’m so glad to hear I’m not the only fan of Short Round! Quan killed it in that role as a great kid sidekick to the point that I personally actually like his dynamic with Indy & his character more than Marion & Jones Sr. even though I like their films in the original trilogy more.

  • @ayatomisubi5156
    @ayatomisubi515610 ай бұрын

    i fully get this rage cause im similar to you but with star wars instead and god i can feel the exact anger as i felt back when the star wars sequals came out. Seeing your heroes getting destroyed like this is just pure fucking pain. Idk what the people do over there in lucas films but god do they need to get there shit together

  • @muigokublack6487

    @muigokublack6487

    10 ай бұрын

    I could go all day with Star Wars but Dial Of Destiny managed to cram everything people hated about the Disney Trilogy into one movie. Impressive. Most impressive.

  • @ayatomisubi5156

    @ayatomisubi5156

    10 ай бұрын

    @@muigokublack6487 oh yeah from what GM had said in this vid i fully see that

  • @thatjackass1403
    @thatjackass140310 ай бұрын

    Im Not an Indi Fan But i Feel your pan This is the pain The star wars community feels every year

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu23710 ай бұрын

    Absolutely fantastic work as usual, GM13!

  • @AmericanMarky
    @AmericanMarky10 ай бұрын

    Its sad how this is some of the most anger I've seen Trevor have, yet its all warranted

  • @dillydraws
    @dillydraws9 ай бұрын

    Gonna be honest, I think your one of the best long form critiquers. (No idea if that the title of content like this.) And it's nice having someone who talks about movies that don't work WITHOUT saying "it's woke that's why it's bad" When these films are bad for other reason, not because it has a gay kiss or a female character.

  • @BWMagus

    @BWMagus

    7 ай бұрын

    True, they are bad for other reasons...but also bad because of woke. Because how can you have a good movie when your lady main character isn't allowed to have believable flaws, and therefore arcs overcoming those flaws?

  • @richardzeppieri9245
    @richardzeppieri92459 ай бұрын

    Wow great review and respect the time and effort put into it ....bravo

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince10 ай бұрын

    One of the theories I've heard for why Indy's son was killed off screen was because the heads of Lucasfilm wanted to close the door on any chance of him returning to the franchise as a protagonist. Like they wanted to go all in on this Helena character being the protagonist of the franchise, so they needed to ensure there was no other character that fans can complain about not becoming the main character. Basically, they wanted to eliminate all other possible options in order to make sure no one can complain. And considering the way they wrote Helena, I believe it.

  • @kasam0308

    @kasam0308

    9 ай бұрын

    The problem with this theory is that Lucasfilm could’ve tried to do that with the Star Wars Disney + shows (And Rebels), by ignoring the Prequel Trilogy entirely, so they can focus on the new Star Wars Films and the Original Trilogy.

  • @TheP0rtalNinja
    @TheP0rtalNinja10 ай бұрын

    As someone who grew up with these movies as a kid (and Lego Indy 2, great game, awesome mention) it was euphoric to see you tear this film to shreds as it deserves. I'd love to see you come back to it eventually once it releases digitally to give it some round two lashings.

  • @ai_is_a_great_place
    @ai_is_a_great_place10 ай бұрын

    WAIT A SEC!! I literally fell asleep to your ts4 video and it was epic - like I was blown away by how bad the movie was, and then I wake up and you uploaded a brand new banger of a video!? Subscribed!

  • @istrumguitars
    @istrumguitars10 ай бұрын

    So much important story happening off-camera is the biggest problem with Lucasfilm these days. You can’t make Indy into a sad, old broken man out of nowhere when the last time we saw him on screen he was just fine. If you’re gonna deconstruct a character, there needs to be a good reason why they ended up the way they are, and you need to show us how it unfolded *on screen* not tell us later!

  • @adampetty447
    @adampetty44710 ай бұрын

    One of the reasons I loved Ghostbusters: Afterlife is because they treat characters old and new with respect. Egon went to an abandoned farm to build a giant ghost trap to protect his family. Is Afterlife perfect no but I like it better than the reboot from seven years ago. And I can't wait for Firehouse to come out on December 20th.

  • @mileidyclass
    @mileidyclass10 ай бұрын

    31:53 - 31:55 "Shut the fuck up you actual burnt French fry!" Lmfao I love that.

  • @axolotlfairy2473
    @axolotlfairy24739 ай бұрын

    I love the way you spin insults- definitely putting some of these into my own vocab

  • @freezasama5802
    @freezasama580210 ай бұрын

    I was really hyped for your next review and I can certainly say you do not disappoint

  • @oliviax727
    @oliviax72710 ай бұрын

    The retcon of "Indy and Mary are no longer together!" and the general disregarding of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull feels very reminiscent of the way the star wars Ep 7-9 (Especially TFA movies treated the prequels). Like sure, the previous film released had it's problems, but trying to retcon and erase history will just make things worse. It would be better to celebrate the previous films instead of trying to "fix them" or "atone for them".

  • @annabellereacts5126
    @annabellereacts512610 ай бұрын

    Helena and Indy should've had a similar dynamic to Nate and Sully from Uncharted, in those games. What we got with them instead was more like the 'Nate' and 'Sully' from the movie-that-must-not-be-named.

  • @comicalman4554
    @comicalman455410 ай бұрын

    GamingMagic. Your rants are both funny and informative of how the movie is bad. Keep doing it!

  • @angelasligar9714
    @angelasligar971410 ай бұрын

    I think the You tube edit of Indiana Jones teaming up with the Avengers, Mr. Incredible, Frozone, Yoda, Shrek, Po, and Gru to defeat El macho was more loyal to Indy and made more sense

  • @cdangelo1843

    @cdangelo1843

    10 ай бұрын

    Can you send me a link to that video?

  • @angelasligar9714

    @angelasligar9714

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah sure here

  • @angelasligar9714

    @angelasligar9714

    10 ай бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGeJqcSjmbu7nLg.html

  • @rahelhundie348

    @rahelhundie348

    9 ай бұрын

    wait--

  • @angelasligar9714

    @angelasligar9714

    9 ай бұрын

    @@rahelhundie348 what

  • @worldx1091
    @worldx109110 ай бұрын

    Hey Trevor, just wanted to let you know what pretty much a lot of people have already said, your film reviews are great! I think your Toy Story 4 video is your magnum opus, a type of analysis video that goes beyond simply looking at a movie from a superficial perspective and fully deconstructs it scene by scene only to prove one point: very little, you may even go as far as to say nothing, works. The Incredibles 2 review is also great, and a clear step-up considering how angry you originally sounded (which personally I didn't mind). You Cars on the Road review is so funny, but also has well put together as any other video. And despite being old, your Danganronpa 3 review series is also good. I'm so excited to see your Lightyear, Ralph Breaks the Internet and Toy Story 3 reviews! Your Elemental review showed me that positive reviews is something that I need in my life even more so than negative ones. Negative reviews if done right can teach us lessons and be genuinely funny, but positive reviews makes us step back and praise what was done right and have a moment of peace from all the garbage that is produced nowadays. Essentially, your film reviews are great! Even if I don't agree with some points or arguments, most of the time you make really good points, so props to you for that. Have a good day.

  • @GreenMoonExplorer
    @GreenMoonExplorer10 ай бұрын

    The fact that Archimedes was galaxy brained enough to create a device that can enable time travel is an incredible feat in itself. It's something that would have several implications that the movie doesn't acknowledge. Also, he is intelligent enough to create a time traveling device but isn't smart enough to win a war. Also, also, why didn't Archimedes use the dial himself to travel back a few days or months to change earlier events in his favor. Also, also, also, how did he even know how time travel works if he hasn't attempted it before? If he did attempt it, where did he go and what did he do?

  • @jesustovar2549

    @jesustovar2549

    10 ай бұрын

    This is the same problem Harry Potter fans have with the "Time Turner" in Prisioner of Azkaban.

  • @awesomegamer2300

    @awesomegamer2300

    10 ай бұрын

    I don't know how to answer that question hahahahahha

  • @AdaTheWatcher
    @AdaTheWatcher10 ай бұрын

    Also they could have easily had Indiana Jones teach her as a new apprentice throughout the film while still keeping his character intact. These writers...

  • @Chill-Caine67969
    @Chill-Caine6796910 ай бұрын

    😊 another fantastic video man keep up with the fantastic video

  • @Kowkarot
    @Kowkarot10 ай бұрын

    "The Star Wars prequels are garbage" >the sequels release "uh...maybe we treated the prequels too harshly* "Willow is fine, but it's no Lord of the Rings" >Willow show releases "ok, maybe Willow is pretty good and enjoyable as it is, no need to compare". "Crystal Skull is garbage and the worst Indiana Jones film" >Dial of Destiny releases "...fuck"

  • @fabriciolamana4106
    @fabriciolamana41067 ай бұрын

    I'm a bit late to this, but let me tell you, love your work man, you got the words right out of my mouth to how I felt about this movie, Indy didn't feel like Indy and I hated Helena as a character, my theater was empty because I watched that movie with my family weeks after the premier, and I couldn't be less disappointed of how this movie turned out, keep in mind, Indiana Jones was my dad's childhood hero, and while he did say he enjoyed it, it's still makes my blood boil as to how attrocious this movie felt, coming from me, who isn't really an Indiana Jones fan, it was just a bad movie overall

  • @leonhuffman3607
    @leonhuffman360710 ай бұрын

    @GamingMagic13 man I know I talking about another video of yours but thank you, for making the Lego star wars the complete saga series. it was really helpful.

  • @sega616
    @sega61610 ай бұрын

    If you think Indiana Jones 5 was bad… *You’re gonna hate Toy Story 5.*

  • @ShadowKamehameha32

    @ShadowKamehameha32

    10 ай бұрын

    Considering how bad TS4 was...

  • @juuchan5795
    @juuchan579510 ай бұрын

    idk why but you're probably the only person who's hour long critiques keep me invested all the way through. i'm actually disappointed if you don't eviscerate bad movies in 1h+. that toy story 4 review was the best thing to listen to and watch in the field of internet critique.

  • @FireStorm2845
    @FireStorm28459 ай бұрын

    Lol! Awesome video! You remind me of Dishonored Wolf. Epic review/rant. You got a new subscriber.

  • @oldfashionedboots2774
    @oldfashionedboots277410 ай бұрын

    Mmmm it’s a good day when gamingmagic posts an hour and a half essay, time to kick back and watch it all in one sitting

  • @asciimation
    @asciimation9 ай бұрын

    I feel your pain. Reminds me of 1999 when The Phantom Menace came out for those of us who grew up with the Original Star Wars trilogy. All the hype, all the build up, the cool looking new characters (Darth Maul) and then the shattering disappointment of it all. Midi-cholrians. Sheesh.

  • @BWMagus

    @BWMagus

    7 ай бұрын

    Lucas fucked up some stuff in the prequel trilogy, and I think he's even admitted that now, but it still told a good story overall; Anakin's fall, Palpatine's rise, the end of the Jedi, were all done well, just with really bad dialogue and a few stupid, unnecessary aspects. There is nothing redeeming here except maybe the set design and the de-aging effects.

  • @shardsoftime0952

    @shardsoftime0952

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@BWMagus Better than the sequels

  • @Arcorias
    @Arcorias10 ай бұрын

    I totally agree. Honestly, I never understood why Hollywood can't understand when it's time to pass the torch. The first 3 movies of Indiana Jones were great. With "The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull", they should have realized that the success was fading, so why not let Indy live his old life with wife and son and either go back in past, showing the adventures of the younger Indiana Jones (with another actor) before "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" or in present with a new character, e. g. "Indiana Jack" (also a new actor) having his own adventures and Indiana Jones giving good him advices when he meets him accidentally or calls him by phone. But no, they really think everybody wants to see an old frustrated grumpy man with a Mary Sue beside him insulting him constantly. By the way, watching the game in the background is truly much more entertaining than everything they have shown in the latest movie.

  • @zoroark65
    @zoroark6510 ай бұрын

    I know that not everyone views Raiders from this perspective, but I like the ending of the movie and I think it's the best part; given Spielberg's career, that movie is in large part a revenge film against the Nazis and there was no better way to end it than to have them face the wrath of God Himself. That's a much stronger condemnation of everything they were than to just have Indy bring them down. I get why some people wouldn't like that the conflict of the movie is basically resolved by an act of God (one might say a deus ex machina) but I think that the gruesome death scenes the villains receive perfectly matches the movie's pulpy nature and rewards Indy for having reverence for the Ark and its significance, as opposed to the Nazis who just see it as a vehicle for wealth and national glory. The Last Crusade did well to have this both ways as Donovan gets his comeuppance for his ignorance towards the Holy Grail but Indy gets to do more with the knowledge he has besides close his eyes, but I love the ending of Raiders for how viscerally and unequivocally it destroys evil.

  • @splat-trainproductions

    @splat-trainproductions

    10 ай бұрын

    It's why the Ark of the Covenant is my favorite Christian artifact!(Considering the fact that I myself am Christian.)

  • @AlfPi_YT_Productions
    @AlfPi_YT_Productions7 ай бұрын

    22:46 kind of reminds of me of what you said during incredibles 2 with making a spinoff of elastigirl but ended up as the sequel for incredibles

  • @dreye3215
    @dreye321510 ай бұрын

    Creating a grandfather paradox wouldn't necessarily destroy the universe, it depends on the time travel rules. Some stories give exceptions to the time traveller so that they're immune from history changes. They could also resolve it by telling their younger selves they need to time travel, creating a closed loop.

  • @zbyszanna
    @zbyszanna9 ай бұрын

    You are wrong about her not being responsible how the character turned out - she took part in creating the character and some of the scenes where her idea including the one you hated so much - her punching Indy in the face.

  • @awesomegamer2300

    @awesomegamer2300

    9 ай бұрын

    Then why is she a dick to indiana most of the movie and then all of the sudden she had a change of heart at the final act. She practically left him for dead so many times. We get no scene of her realising that she was an asshole towards him.

  • @thefloridianman

    @thefloridianman

    9 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@awesomegamer2300She’s basically like Bo Peep in Toy Story 4

  • @blockbusterunderground
    @blockbusterunderground9 ай бұрын

    Great review. Agreed. Was hoping for a great wrap up to the film series but was hugely let down.

  • @luigines6457
    @luigines64579 ай бұрын

    Quick question: Do you plan on doing a much more in depth breakdown of this movie when it comes to streaming or dvd? Or are you just planning on keeping it like this? Also, side note, Indiana Johnes and the Staff of Kings apparently has a better version on the PSP, so if you wanna check it out, then there ya go.

  • @operationthrash9645
    @operationthrash96459 ай бұрын

    Look at the bright side. Now we can look back more fondly than ever at Crystal Skull

  • @shadowking9739
    @shadowking97399 ай бұрын

    "Dial of Destiny" should've been about Indy teaming up with a grown-up Short Round. Change my mind.

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