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@finneire1282

2 жыл бұрын

Not to question your sponsor too much (they do good sponsorships 😂) but I've had my hair fall out. Twice. Not all of it. Alopecia. I've seen you and others I like do the spiel and am constantly left wondering if Keeps prevents Alopecia? There are topical medicines that help regrow hair that's fallen out. Steroids that promote growth, as I understand it. So Keeps isn't strictly talking about the same hairloss that I am, hence my curiosity and question.

@SkunkApe407

2 жыл бұрын

Look at it this way, Fact Boi. You may have gone bald early, but at least you have a cranial structure that looks good without hair. My head is bean shaped, and would look terrible without a skull rug.

I feel that everytime Simon talks about keeps his soul dies a little bit more inside.

@danb2234

2 жыл бұрын

Youre trying to say something, i can feel it

@jamesmanson2152

2 жыл бұрын

What

@drudawg4208

2 жыл бұрын

He uses reverse keeps speek

@chriswhite1761

2 жыл бұрын

Yea and his hairline

@tammieknuth6020

2 жыл бұрын

Understatement of human race. Skippy I'm with it literally!!

Oh NO. Growing up in Hawaii I never knew other people didn't have this possibly life saving tip. If you are ever at a beach or ocean front and the water recedes much farther back than normal (even farther back during low tide,) head for higher ground. Don't marvel at the scene. Don't go looking for shells, clams, or anything! Head for higher ground! All that water is getting pulled back by the formation on the Tsunami and will come back all at once. So, when that water goes way back back back for no reason (not low tide), you go the other way Brah!

Being in Japan, it took me a while to get used to seeing signs warning me that I was in a tsunami prone area (and also how high I was above sea level) whenever I made trips to the coastal towns. However, with time, I got used to this way of life in Japan and I am glad that we have such a system in place that could hopefully give us life saving warning of when (not if) the next huge tsunami slams into Japan......

Japan's warning system is much, much better than the US. I was amazed to see how they get inset warnings on their TVs, on the radio, on their cellphones all over the country, not to mention civil services using megaphones to supplement automated sirens and announcements. While the US is more ad hoc and complicated. There's a Pacific Tsunami Warning Center for Hawaii and the Pacific islands, and a National Tsunami Center for the Continental US & Canada including California up through Alaska. These agencies monitor all the satellites and data and sensors like DART you mentioned, and then issue tsunami warnings and advisories to government and local agencies such as the US National Weather Service, state Offices of Emergency Response, city governments, regional Coast Guard stations, military bases, and major TV broadcasters. Those parties decide in turn what to do with that information. Whereas in Japan, once the advisory goes out, it goes OUT- to the public as well as official agencies, displaying in a standard format with a map of Japan on phones, on radio, on TV, and to government officials and agencies. So what do US state agencies do when they receive a tsunami warning? I'm not sure whether it's manual or automated, but California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii pass the warning onto people's cellphones if we have "emergency warnings" notifications turned on. TV news stations should announce the warnings, although I'm not sure they'll interrupt non-news programming the way Japan does. The National Weather Service broadcasts the tsunami warning to anyone who has a NWS radio, which has a special feature- it can pick up an antiquated but really neat carrier wave at the beginning of each alert, something like a modem dialup tone, which encodes all its warnings, a way of transmitting data that predated the internet and will still work if all forms of communication other than radio are knocked out. Hawaii, Washington State, and Alaska have warning sirens at beaches and waterfronts. (I don't think Alaska has anything BUT warning sirens, except maybe in Anchorage, since it's mostly wilderness with a coastline the size of Europe.) As for evacuation plans, Japan drills them, whereas I think only in Hawaii do they drill regularly for tsunamis; here on the mainland we may have signs, but it's up to local towns/areas to take the initiative and involve communities in that level of planning. Thanks to the new awareness of the Cascadia Hazard Zone which was only discovered in the past 20 years, Oregon's started building vertical evacuation towers along beaches in some areas, because parts of its coast are flat for quite a ways inland; other parts of the US west coast are quite steep, so the only problem is finding a way up the cliffs in time. Here in California, we just have signs going down to the beach- I thought they were marking tsunami evacuation routes, but apparently they actually say "tsunami hazard zone," which shows how unobtrusive they are. In the course of trying to figure out what tsunami plans were in my area, I found an article on a recent earthquake in Alaska which mentioned they have tsunami evacuation centers in schools, so it sounds like they, too, are more organized: again, they've had major tsunamis within living memory, so they're more motivated to do so. Whereas California is much, much better prepared for earthquakes, now with an earthquake alert system like Japan's and Mexico's (FINALLY). TL;DR: The US states are an hodgepodge of different emergency alert systems, with different levels of preparedness and evacuation planning. We KNOW tsunamis are a hazard, but it's really only Hawaii and maybe Alaska that have any kind of system set up and ready to meet the challenge. For the rest of us, it's like "remember what the Boxing Day Tsunami looked like? If you see the water pull out from the beach, run uphill." I give lots and LOTS of credit to Japan for their tsunami warning system, with the maps flashing up on everyone's phones and TV screens showing expected areas of impact and loudspeakers in many towns announcing incoming tsunamis verbally as well as with sirens. Despite the fact that they got clobbered by the most powerful earthquake and tsunami ever to hit them in history, thanks to a megathrust quake which ALSO set off an underwater landslide that magnified the amount of water displacement... the death toll was low for the size of those waves and the vast area impacted. If that had hit an American coastal area of comparable population density, say the eastern seaboard from Norfolk Virginia up to Philadelphia, even if people had been given warning, Americans are so bad about heeding emergency officials that the death toll would have been five to ten times worse.

@misterpig7739

2 жыл бұрын

I would imagine that in the us the warming does override whatever is playing on tv at the time since that’s what happens in the Midwest with severe thunderstorms and tornado warnings/watches.

@deecawford

2 жыл бұрын

In alaska it just goes off period. Loud speakers, media sources like radio and tv, and Yes it comes across our cell phones. The last major earthquake in 2018, the earth was still shaking when my phone went crazy about the tsunami. Problem is that it goes off regardless of your location. I have a Georgia phone number but of course when I’m in AK my phone still sounds the alarm immediately.

Tsunamis are one of the scariest parts of an earthquake, cos you could be out in the open when the ground shakes everything to bits, but if the waters come, there's no stopping it, and you better hope you're on high ground to get away from it...

Simon: “But Simon, I live in America and broke my leg so now I have to sell my house” This is EVERYTHING!! Hi. NY here calling, we’d like a word…

I had once read that the 2004 Indonesian earthquake displaced 130 cubic MILES of water! Then there is no wonder that roughly 225,000 people died in the resulting tsunami. Those are staggering numbers

2 out of 3 guys experience male pattern baldness by 35. Simon is both of them.

Surprised you didn't mention one of the first signs of a tsunami, if the water suddenly recedes, don't look in wonder or take video, run to higher ground !

Cheers Simon, nice touch at the end there saying what 'our' governments should do with 'our' money and how the USA system puts its military before its people. Lets try to look after each other before missiles and tanks. Peace, Stevie

@WouldntULikeToKnow.

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I moved from the US to Germany and I have to say, life here is better.

But, but ... Simon you've reported on Cascadia / Pacific North West before ... people there are incredibly vulnerable. One school has built a tower for people to run up. They do drills. "The big one" comes quite regularly, every 500 years. Partial slips of the 900-mile subduction zone - just off the Washington and Oregon coast - happen even more frequently. Last "full rip" was 26 Jan 1700. PNW tsunami is not if but when. 30 per cent chance in the next 50 years. 12,000 could die and we know FEMA works on the basis the "everything west of the I-5 will be toast". They will be lucky to get 20 minutes notice to get to higher ground.

Ah I remember living on the southern coast of Alaska, lots of quakes and constant threat of tsunami. The tsunami warning alarm got tested once a week, we loved to screw with tourists when it sounded lol

@hokutoulrik7345

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a proud Alaskan tradition. Like memeing the hell out of the largest quake to hit the area.

That cynical "it's always got something to do with the military, doesn't it?" was gold :D

While you depleted your hair on your head you do have a great beard. I can't grow a beard. . It ends up looking like a family of ferrets moved in

After the 2004 tsunami, nations on the Indian Ocean did pitch in to create an early warning system.

2:25 - Chapter 1 - You can hear the ocean's roar 5:25 - Chapter 2 - Used to sing on the mountains 8:15 - Chapter 3 - The mountains washed away

"Liquifaction," was my new word on 22 February 2011 in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"I live in America, if I break my leg I'll have to sell my house" really hurt but now I want Keeps, regardless of necessity.

I avoid them by not living next to the ocean.

@mattfleming86

2 жыл бұрын

Works splendidly will for hurricanes and typhoons as well!

@AvoidTheCadaver

2 жыл бұрын

Until the ocean comes to you

@Sideprojects

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@matthewsteele8512

2 жыл бұрын

@@AvoidTheCadaver well being in Colorado there is no chance that will ever happen.

@ekramer2478

2 жыл бұрын

South Shore Long Island. Half a mile at most from canals etc. Then the open Atlantic. If half a Canary Island actually does do the sudden slide, I am so screwed.

Being in New Zealand - The Shaky Isles - we have an inordinate about of earthquakes here, and all our education about earthquakes includes the phrase "if it's long and strong get gone". Your house might be falling down but if you live on the coast (most of the population does) then head inland. Our warning systems are a little ad hoc, but they're getting better

tsunamis can also be caused by landslides

@THIS---GUY

2 жыл бұрын

Glaciers and meteorites too

Simon would make a great looking Santa with the red n white costume and hat

Simon can't use keeps but his beard blaze is speek reverse keeps

It's not to late for a sweet combover Simon!

Suuuuuuper interesting video.

The irony of the Keeps ad read can be cut with a knife 😂

Good video 👍

@7:07 "...large durable [boys]..." Salute those boys; always keeping watch so we can sleep soundly (or start running earlier). They deserve our respect.

The shade thrown at the US is *chef kisses*

The most likely cause for a tsunami in the Atlantic currently has a volcano popping off on it. There's a "fault" on the Canary islands that could let a major chunk of the island drop into the ocean on the side away from Africa potentially causing a wave that could reach the Americas and Caribbean region.

If I proposed to Simon, do you think I’d have a chance? He’s just so godlike.

@Lord_Foxy13

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty Sure Simon is married

@cathyb1273

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lord_Foxy13 Married and with kid in fact.

@Lord_Foxy13

2 жыл бұрын

@@cathyb1273 I knew about the kid it was more the marriage thing that I was less certain of

@swordfish1929

2 жыл бұрын

@@cathyb1273 two kids now

@michaelchildish

2 жыл бұрын

HE'S MINE! HANDBAGS AT DAWN!

Not one mention of Sirens. They are the most effective way to alert and inform vast areas of dangers. Other than that, good video...

@WKRP187

2 жыл бұрын

Wow what a negative backwards "compliment"..... Sirens??? What is it 1942 UK with the Luftwaffe on the way??

@TinyBearTim

2 жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 what….. sirens are a good thing

@michaelgallagher3640

2 жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 Looks like my Mother in law found out how to use The KZread.

@michaelgallagher3640

2 жыл бұрын

@@TinyBearTim When seconds count a siren is instant notification to everyone.... so yes

@RealBradMiller

2 жыл бұрын

No, they end up attracting people to their death. Do not be tricked by their song!!

"There's no replacement for displacement" - Every Mechanical Engineer Ever....

Such a glorious beard.

1:25 to skip ad.

Just like early asteroid dection systems dont always work and we only found out about this massive one after it passed by super close but most we find out about them just weeks days and even sometimes hours before they pass by earth lol and a few slipped by without being noticed till after which is terrifying

Video starts at 1:30

Indonesia used to have such warning systems but the locals kept on salvaging the systems for scrap with lack of maintenance & corruption that is hard for the gov to keep up

As a bald man I’m very disappointed in seeing another bald man, someone I admire and a KZread legend hawking anti-baldness treatment. For shame Simon. For shame!

@misterpig7739

2 жыл бұрын

But this way you only have to worry about those that are happy to be bald due to choosing it instead of those who are bitter that they lost their hair!

An old Japanese coastal custom was to mark the highest point struck by a Tsunami to warn the generations after not to build below that point. There may be 100+ years before another that strong again and the memory may be lost, but the totem would still be there. If following tsunamis were below that point, everybody's homes were safe. If a larger tsunami hit, the totem would be replaced at the new higher location.

@stevengordon3271

2 жыл бұрын

And then population growth lead to running out of land.

@jasonburt7160

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevengordon3271 That argument is invalid. That would happen with our without marking land off as a no build area due to tsunami risk. A continuous population growth will eventually lead to a lack of usable land period.

@stevengordon3271

2 жыл бұрын

​@@jasonburt7160 All I did was state a fact about why that old tradition is now useless. Are you refuting that fact or refuting that the tradition is now obsolete or refuting some strawman argument that I did not assert?

Yea thats amazing a 6 minute earthquake like the longest one ive been in was maybe 3 mins more like 2 ans a half mins but every single other earthquake that ive been in has only been between 7 and 50 seconds long its very rare to have 1 thats longer atleast here in Maple Ridge B.C. Canada

Love the dig at the US military at the end. 👍🤣

Early warnings are of little use in getting to higher ground when there is none

Good theme but the video gets some problems, I will see it later, thanks for all your videos.

Fukushima wouldn't have happened had they built the plant properly. Or above the tsunami markers in the small hills behind the plant

I wanna be the first Rogaine (possibly accompanied by minoxidil?) distributer that ships in 📦 labeled "Bald people stuff inside - please shame and/or bully accordingly - we guarantee this crap doesn't work anyway - being as it's bull jism coupled with lavender oil". Solid business plan?

@StefanMedici

2 жыл бұрын

I'd buy it. Who I'd have it shipped to us another matter 😂

One quick question. If D.A.R.T is America's detection system, why did it say it was Australia's detection system on the side of the buoy?

@abeeson86

2 жыл бұрын

Australian here - I also wondered this and had a look. DART was developed and first deployed by NOAA (US) but has since seen Australia, Chile, Indonesia and Thailand deploy DART buoys for the system as well.

@anarchyantz1564

2 жыл бұрын

@@abeeson86 Ah thank you British cousin from down under! Good idea for those countries on the ring of fire as creates a bigger net to get more data and improve warning times. Especially as with some it can start over one side of the ocean and then say 8 hours later, smack into a country on the other side.

@ShethTora

2 жыл бұрын

@@abeeson86 thank you for doing the searching so I didn’t have to

When the beach suddenly gets huge, it's time to go.

@toddbu-WK7L

2 жыл бұрын

It’s time to go when the ground shakes

@erickeller162

2 жыл бұрын

@@toddbu-WK7L Yeah true but it doesn't always where you are so...

Does keeps make a formula for beards?

Comercial ends at 1:25

Ok if you at a beach and you see the ocean receeding fast run the opposite way get as far and as high as you can from the beach as thats a tsunami getting ready it may look cool it maybe weird and youre like whats going on? But no just run to your car and get out of there head for a high mountain

Well I must be the third guy in the 2 out of 3 for male pattern baldness 🤣 haven't cut my 13 inch bangs since March 12 2020 ,I'm bringing my 80's hair back while I still can 👩‍🦰😁

Ha the USA health care joke did make me laugh. Thank you NHS

Amazing tech! 😮 Yes Neolithic people of Doggerland presented in Geographics could have done with this handy tech 😅 haha. yes dark joke I admit.

Hey! We just launched one of those DART buoys at an asteroid!

1:30 to skip the ad

In Chile, another earthquake haven, the saying is that if you cant stand up during an earthquake, and you are on the beach, dont wait for the warning, just gtfo.

OI! WHISTLA!!

Cool.

Bald at 25. Hells Bells! I'm sorry, Simon.

Tsunamis are also caused by long run out landslides. The Canary Islands seem to have been sources of these landslides, and there is current concern with Cumbre Vieja. A mountain collapse there could cause a tsunami with wave height of 150 m with a 50 m high wave hitting the east coast of the United States. Buh bye Florida.

Yea between the indonison one was 9 years prior to japans and 1 country is more advanced in detecting tsunami's because they are always struck by them

Woop

@ztechrepairs

2 жыл бұрын

Woop woop

Here I am at 30 with luscious locks that make women jealous. Your shame adverts won't work on me keeps.

Yes, yes, Whistler. The US never spends money on anything other than the military. Got it.

@CurrieNerd

2 жыл бұрын

Diabetes medication..?

@andersjjensen

2 жыл бұрын

Well they do. But if they can find some kind of military connection the budget will habitually be nearly limitless. That is why nearly every single research project in medicine always include a paragraph about the potential usefulness to combat medics, etc, etc.

@matthewryan647

2 жыл бұрын

Why did the picture of the US warning system have Australian Government logo on it?

@Ashannon888

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewryan647 I'd assume he couldn't find a picture of the American ones so they used the Australian.

Admit it we all laughed at the broken leg joke

I have bald spot on my knee 😂😂

My ex started losing his hair at 16.

People just need to stop calling tsunamis 'tidal waves'....

I live in Hull in the UK next to the humber estuary it's a big river and we don't have a warning system

@ljphoenix4341

2 жыл бұрын

The UK doesn't need a tsunami warning system. Yes you occasionally get minor earthquakes, but the way the tectonic plates are underneath the earth's crust in the UK's part of Europe, means that tsunamis are near impossible, that there's no good reason a system should be installed. Where Hull is located, tsunamis pose no threat to you. Just because you live close to the sea doesn't mean that a warning system is needed. Scientists have figured this out many times.

@garyfranklin8712

2 жыл бұрын

@@ljphoenix4341 no but we live below the water level and we get 10m tides we have two rivers and a small one called the Hull with a tidal barrier where it meets the tidal humber and we have still been waist deep in the streets a few miles in inland before

I must be on a ship or better wording a surfboard

You should make a video on how the American medical syste got to be so bad too

LA Palma is about to collapse

Arguably, Japan is the best place for tsunamis, rather than the worst ;)

Earthquakes are a rock form of a tantrum, fight all you want but you will submit to the mother (Earth).

The two biggest tsunami, one in Alaska, the other in Great Britian, were caused by landslides.

@THIS---GUY

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by biggest tsunami?

@therightstuffAK

2 жыл бұрын

@@THIS---GUY Look up the 1958 Lituya Bay landslide and tsunami, which reached over 1,700 feet high.

Anyone ever used keeps????

why didn't he just say 'seaquake'? 😀

@owenshebbeare2999

2 жыл бұрын

"Seaquake" not accurate terminology.

1:24 Thank me later.

Oooh.... 5th? I dunno. What to say

Free Simon! It’s obvious someone has kidnapped him and is forcing him to make KZread channels

I think he looks great bald.

bald is cool compared to British comb ouers....

it was good Simon but I believe you could have done better.

I absolutely love Simon's videos. Except, the frequent digs at Americans. You do know that we are all not stereotypes. I don't own a gun, I don't fly a flag and I don't like ice my drinks. Those are just a few I could think if right off the bat.

@Ashannon888

2 жыл бұрын

Problem is, the stereotypes are based in truth. How many gun toting, flag waving lunatics are there is America? Hell, one of your major political parties basically runs off that stereotype now. now to mention entire states like Texas and Florida seem to embody that view.

Should've skipped the entire first half of the video, I was promised cool tech projects, not a geology lesson

I'm so sick of hearing that keeps story/read.

Simon I really love your work, and the level of commitment you have to making them factual, and entertaining. But there's something that I notice with your videos and some other creators. You all have this filtered look at the military, and the money that goes into it. I absolutely agree money needs to be spent for more domestic issues. But here is the problem, the world you want and strive for isn't the world we live in. We live in a world we're socialist governments purposely starve their people forcing parents to eat their children because they don't want the neighbors doing it once they've died..All while we have an Over abundance of food....we allow this to happen we allow politicians/actors/business leaders and nobodies traffick children for terrible reason...you all sit an piss an moan about capitalism, and how shitty it is and how it hurts people. But most people have 2 or 3 T.Vs, access to the internet, welfare programs aimed at getting you a job, but thats mean so were just gonna pay them for breathing. Yet socialist/communist countries literally try to feed their people shit, murder them in the streets, torture them whatever they want. Our Departments of government home and around the world fight against each other for money and information. And instead of trying to get past difference countries slowly chip away at countries trying to destroy and cripple like China and Russia are doing to The U.S. So my issue is, you've got to stop complaining about the money spent to keep your fluffy life. There ix money going to stupid programs for children to have sex changes, or who ever thinks they're being oppressed because they think they'res more than 2 genders. I could go on. Stop complaining, and start taking the time to realize how good your life is. Because if you want the life a typical Chinese person, stop making videos cause you wouldn't be allowed first off, and get into the factory. Wait you've spoken negatively about China, that's not good. Your social credit score has dropped, employers will not take a chance on a shite person like you. Your forced onto the streets, you have to steal, and your starving. They catch you stealing. Now your no longer with us.

@steveray4708

2 жыл бұрын

Wow ...! Such a long sentence to say nothing .

@NocturnAlice66

2 жыл бұрын

You ever start reading a comment thinking the person could make an interesting point, and then they just go batshit crazy instead?

@ljphoenix4341

2 жыл бұрын

@@NocturnAlice66 amen to that!

@Lawrence330

2 жыл бұрын

No properly socialist government is starving its people, and the military isn't stopping the authoritarian governments that are. Your post makes it clear that you can't separate economics (socialist/capitalist) from type governance (authoritarian, democracy). You can have authoritarian leaders in socialism, communism, or capitalism, and they all exist along the same spectrum. There's a great video by the channel Knowing Better if you truly want to know the difference. The US military is a jobs program wrapped around a eugenics program. If you're poor, but reasonably smart and able-bodied, they'll send you for training, give you money for a house and college, and support your family. It's win/win, too. Those who stay in service move up to run the program for the next generation, and those who get out are trained, disciplined, and often become remarkably successful in civilian or government careers. Many public servants and business owners got their start in the military. Finally, I served in the military. Part of the "rights" that I served to defend is the right to speak out *against the government.* The US takes in quite a bit in tax revenue, and spends enormously on defense. We also spend so enormously on healthcare and education, yet those services aren't free (at point of service) to most Americans like they are in other countries. The money was spent, and we paid those taxes, yet the benefit wasn't delivered. This is exactly the kind of thing we Americans should be speaking out against.

@Lawrence330

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, also, gender, like ALL human attributes, exists on a spectrum. It's called gaussian distribution. While technically men and women have different means (for a given trait), there is significant overlap. That's all the evidence that anyone should need to practice a little empathy for those who feel as if they are "trapped in the middle." If you need more, though, it's important to recall that hormone disruptions during pregnancy and early childhood can interfere with the sexual structures (XY, but no male genitalia develop) or brain structures (hypothalamus, studies have posited a link to sexual preference). As far as medicine has come, it isn't really possible to "reprogram" these structures after their developmental phases end. Instead of blasting the internet with ignorance, please take the time to understand that these issues are incredibly complex and research is only just beginning.