I absolutely died laughing when he called out the three students who can actually answer questions in front of the principal.

@divadenise1

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. I need to prep my students to answer when the principal comes in.😁

@justice4all897

4 жыл бұрын

Code red, lol

@ratherbfishing455

3 жыл бұрын

@@divadenise1 I guess that you have to with the lack of work ethic and pride.

@maggiekgreen

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to write this exact comment and I was like holy shit Blueburton just gets me

@ratherbfishing455

3 жыл бұрын

A few students can make you look good!

When the principal walks in... Only 3 kids are allowed to answer questions 😂😂😂

@JamCountryGirl

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

@jade9364

3 жыл бұрын

2:37

@ashlynnheller8400

3 жыл бұрын

One time my class realized someone had come in and "inspected". Someone said "Why didn't you tell us. We would have actully acted like we were smart."

@isaacmoffit5426

3 жыл бұрын

He should've let everyone raise their hands but only call on those three students.

@Minion824

3 жыл бұрын

Actually one of my teachers has this thing where we all raise our hands, but you raise your right if you actually want to answer so it looks like we all participate 😂

the "extra credit" - you need to have something ALREADY THERE to then add to it...LOL

@bemnotben

3 жыл бұрын

Lololololololol

@rowynnecrowley1689

3 жыл бұрын

I had one teacher that was totally fine with us going to a school play for "extra" credit in place of an assignment. Another teacher let us right 2 page reports on a magazine or news article as "make-up" work for missed assignments. Looking back, I don't think they wanted to work either. And I know some of my teachers were completely stoned the entire time.

@iogamer9844

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you can do 0 + 2 = 2. It's just that you don't actually need the two, you only need the zero to be higher in order to get 4 = 4, which is better than 2.

@JM-us3fr

2 жыл бұрын

You can add to 0

@theonea6383

2 жыл бұрын

Too Funny!!

“The only thing jamming is the copying machine” I felt that one 😫🤣

@nfgatorgal

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin we all did!! I swear that thing breaks every 3rd time it’s used! 😒

@jeffdiamond486

3 жыл бұрын

When I make copies for my wife, there's always that one machine. It's never worked, so there's a line for the good one.

@jennyhammond9261

3 жыл бұрын

truth!

@astridgalactic9336

3 жыл бұрын

You have access to the copy machine? Ha! We didn't when I was teaching. Not that it was that long ago, but they were too cheap to allow the teachers to use the machine. That was for office staff only. Yet, they expected us to have all kinds of copies and such for the students. It was either a mimeograph (if even that), our home copies using our own supplies that we paid for, or nothing at all. Add that to my very, very long list of reasons why I finally quit.

@alteria2714

3 жыл бұрын

YES BUT YES

Oh My Gosh! The reasons for the drinking coffee!!! Hilarious! And extra credit... you need regular credit first! AMEN!

@oloruntoadebenjudahdawotol7531

4 жыл бұрын

Yes preach smh lol

@mbyrd6713

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I fell over when I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂

@raymondmasullo6686

3 жыл бұрын

I teach college students, but I give the exact same answer when MY students ask for extra credit!

@blackpenredpen

3 жыл бұрын

😂. Agree!!!!

@hispanicruiz4656

3 жыл бұрын

That explains why I was never given Extra Credit. Chica

I was anticipating he’d say “what you meant to say is ‘may I use the batheoom’”?

@MuttFitness

4 жыл бұрын

His argument's funny til a kid pees their pants

@imjuliewaters

4 жыл бұрын

My 5th grade math teacher used to reply "I don't know, can you?" if you asked "can I use the bathroom?" instead of may I.

@lesliebooth2833

3 жыл бұрын

Julie Waters I said that for 22 years!! :)

@jonathanlala4867

3 жыл бұрын

My teacher in 6th grade did that

@Nora-tc2pn

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I say about 99% of these things to my classes, not even going to lie.

@rushedmidnight9545

4 жыл бұрын

good teacher, good teacher 👏

@djdavis6837

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute savage

@Zintastikcowbell

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ms.fabolusmorgan4279

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all stay strong

@metallicbonsai7981

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one getting fired.

When the principal walks in, the teacher should have everyone raise their hands but the people who ACTUALLY KNOW THE ANSWER would raise their right hand and the people who don’t should raise their left hand. Or vice versa

@milkyway-fb9ni

3 жыл бұрын

bigbrain

@esthermikhael3328

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine that one student forgetting and messing everything up

@phenomenalteachers

3 жыл бұрын

That's Clever!

@learntechwithruth2147

3 жыл бұрын

Smart

@pearlkonopa6088

3 жыл бұрын

I love that! Somehow, I don't think my students would go for it though.

My answer to “who’s your favourite student?” is usually either “I like all of you equally, and I like different things about each of you!” or a flat “I’m not legally allowed to answer that question.”

@Stg9900

2 жыл бұрын

I just say "I hate all of you equally" They love it

@zantiblue9848

2 жыл бұрын

Just stare at them. For a long time.

@ubiquitousdiabolus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stg9900 Until that quote ends up on the news network. CNN: "White supremacist teacher says he hates all his students, many of whom are female or students of color" FOX: "Corrupt member of public school teachers union hates his students but loves your tax dollars"

@randomuser5736

2 жыл бұрын

@@ubiquitousdiabolus LOL

@LGKids

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! But in my head I’m like the ones being quiet! Lol! Peace!

Loved the coffee explanation and the code red rules. Sometimes I feel like I need to tell these kind of answers to my students and maybe some of them will listen.

@misscelinateloexplica

3 жыл бұрын

@Konnichiwa こんにちわ Army:amie That wasn't nice. We, as teachers, should make a good classroom enviroment, where students feel safe and motivated to participate and learn.

@pengpura

3 жыл бұрын

@@misscelinateloexplica i find it hilarious that you misspelled things as a teacher.

@misscelinateloexplica

3 жыл бұрын

@@pengpura First your comment sounds rude. Second normally I write in Spanish and the autocorrector of my phone changes every word I write. I'm sorry about my spelling mistakes. I try to check every word before I publish my comments. Finally I know I could add more than 1 language to my phone, but it's really old and doesn't give me that option any more.

@Mac90820

3 жыл бұрын

@@misscelinateloexplica That’s not an adequate excuse, do you think that will work out in the “real world” missy?

@misscelinateloexplica

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mac90820 Ok, could you tell me all my misspelled words please?

Cause I got a 2002 none of your business! Hahaha

@SarahLizDoan

3 жыл бұрын

Right?! Soooo funny!

@heavenlopez3102

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@tanushathomsi6527

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean??

@GG-ll6zx

3 жыл бұрын

TANUSHA THOMSI, he’s saying that his car is from 2002 but the actual make/model is none of our business

@ChrisLevelsUp

3 жыл бұрын

So true!

My stomach dropped a little when he explained his first reason for drinking coffee. I know teachers who not only had lesson plans to create and papers to grade, but also went to grad school, as well as coached extra-curricular activities.

@mro9731

3 жыл бұрын

Debra Westbrook My ELA teacher is the best teacher I've ever had. Every lesson is fun, and she knows how to explain things so everyone can understand it. She also coaches competitive and sideline cheer ( there is only one other coach, and she is virtual so she's practically never there. ) And, she is getting a masters degree.

"The least you can do is wear clean underwear" LOL

My favourite Chemistry teacher was a short old lady. I loved her so much. Favourite quote from her will be "Okay so this board is crap. I swear I keep telling the tech guys to fix it but". She also told us that after she retires she wants to live in the mountains and smoke weed.

@altoclef4989

3 жыл бұрын

I want her to go toe to toe with my old high school chem teacher, she'd take him to the cleaners

@jengentry06

3 жыл бұрын

I had a teacher in 6th grade who was a leisure suit wearing, cigar smoking ex-nun who decided to teach in the public school system. She once made a kid nearly pee his pants because she wouldn't let him leave the room until he asked properly (may I) to be excused to the bathroom. Hands down one of the craziest teachers I ever had, but was one of my favorites. You always knew where you stood with her. Always.

@danieldaniels7571

2 жыл бұрын

She should retire to Northern Arizona then

"I could be kickin' out dope jams 😭 Now the only thing jamming is the copier machine" 😄😄😂

@nylon3361

3 жыл бұрын

Because I have to wake up At the crack of dawn every morning get my kids ready for school Jump in the car Let it warm up a little bit because I got a 2002 None of your business get on the highway in heavy traffic I might add Get here to school talk to some people who I really don’t feel like talking To that early in the morning but I have to get here to class make sure everything prepared and y’all have all the essentials you need So you can have a great day of educational learning and at 3:30 when you guys get to leave and go home to your comfortable lives I get to go teach GED courses that’s right I teach Night school because I need a little extra money To pay bills then I go home try to relax but I cant because I got to lesson plan for Tomorrow go to bed just so I can do this all over again

I show these to my foreign friends when they ask why I quit being a teacher.

@crzxm

3 жыл бұрын

This doesn't show much.

@diomyyunsa7938

3 жыл бұрын

@@crzxm Well thats why its a snippet.

@crzxm

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you find a job you love.

@diomyyunsa7938

3 жыл бұрын

@@crzxm Thanks, I appreciate that.

@SpeedyCorky

2 жыл бұрын

yea this could be titled "teaching in America", as I really dont know of anywhere else in the world that teachers have this kind of reality.

These are awesome! Here's some of mine: 1. When my students ask me how to do a problem during a test, I tell them that I'm the mathematically illiterate identical twin or say something like, "What's that weird symbol mean?" Anything to send the message that this is the time to assess learning, not reteach stuff they didn't listen to the last 10 times I taught it and they wasted those opportunities. I only clarify what the question is and check if there's an error on the test. 2. When they ask about extra credit, I say in my most deadpan voice that there's a short list of things I could accept. Like a cure for cancer, a complete solution for world hunger, or proving Goldbach's conjecture. 3. If they ask what made me want to become a teacher, I answer, "To get rich, silly!"

@Alison-dt5wo

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, this is exactly what I would do and it's also bull's eye for stereotypical things teachers say that annoy the heck out of teens.

@dunstvangeet1500

2 жыл бұрын

Killing cancer is easy. If there's no living being, there's also no living cancer...

I’m not even a teacher, I don’t even go to school, I’m homeschooled, and I STILL laugh uncontrollably at these hilarious videos 🤣

"First you gotta get regular credit" 😂🤣😭 awesome

Me : Mr/Mrs( last name ) My teachers : YOU'RE PASSING YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA CREDIT YOU HAVE AN A/B GRADE Me: * sad nerd noises * Fine :(

@emilygraham2460

3 жыл бұрын

same lmao.. but I'm Emily so at least I'm allowed to answer questions when the principal comes in :,(

@alteria2714

3 жыл бұрын

😥

@mro9731

3 жыл бұрын

I've never related to a comment more lmao

@altoclef4989

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilygraham2460 I used to be able to do the same, then I threw it all away to become trans

@toriazheng3598

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I still ask my teacher fore extra credit even though I’m already an A+ student, it is better have a few more just in case I got a bad grade on a assignment one day....

The hallway for bathroom break, exactly! The extra credit, is in addition!

What do you mean “if”? I’m honest with my students all the time. Student: Teacher, why are you eating candy in class? Me: Because I’m dead inside

He ain’t never lied about what they do when they ask to go to the restroom

What do you mean, "if"? I've KNOWN teachers to be this honest with their students.

@ashlynnheller8400

3 жыл бұрын

I've definitly had highschool teachers be this blunt.

@milkyway-fb9ni

3 жыл бұрын

my third grade teacher was like that... we graduated third grade ready for collage

@zentient8840

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I did. Got written up😒

@rowynnecrowley1689

3 жыл бұрын

Those are usually the best kind.

@rowynnecrowley1689

3 жыл бұрын

I've had teachers say, "Hey (I'm paraphrasing), if you handle your shit 90% of the time, you can completely fuck off the other 10% and no one will care." Another teacher said that the harder you work, the harder you will be expected to work, so you shouldn't try to be the best, just be good enough.

Oh, I can't face my students without coffee! 😂

Lol 😂 extra credit= in addition too. Rapper hanging with Snoop Lion 🤣🤣

As a teacher, almost all of this hit home hard. The exception being that coffee is nasty. I'll take tea, thanks.

@vlmellody51

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow tea drinker, I totally agree 👍

“Now the only thing that’s jammin is the copy machine...” lolololol amen

"My car is 2002. None of your business!" That killed me

THAT ending. I feel this dangerously close to home.

I had a teacher who acted like this. It was his last year. He was retiring. Mr Torres. Bought himself a brand new convertible rammed air trans man that year. Double parked all over compass.

Bro you don't just ask a teacher if you're their favorite student. All they are going to say is: I don't have a favorite. Meanwhile, my classmate asked the same question to my professor the other day and you know what he said? "Everyone but you"

"I've got a 2002," "None ya business." Every time and a perfect response 👌

Totally can relate to the 'favorite student' question and the 'extra credit.' Good lord. Just do the regular credit.

@astralityyy

3 жыл бұрын

what if i have a 102% in your class do my tests in 2:30 minutes get a 100 and do projects 5 days before they’re due? because i’m that type of person and i would be pissed if i didn’t get extra credit just because i “should do the regular credit” no shade tho i’m weird

@jaycampbell6402

3 жыл бұрын

@@astralityyy Are you joking? If all teachers were honest and you asked for for extra credit even though you already had 102%, or if you bragged about how fast you can finish a test, they would honestly tell you that you are being a loser. If you are a truly great student and want to go above and beyond, go to the library and start learning more on your own.

@altoclef4989

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaycampbell6402 Agreed for the most part, but some of us (especially neurodivergent kids) need the structure of being taught

This is so depressing! We really need to pay teachers more!

I still haven't stopped laughing about Mrs. Hawkins😂😂😂😂😂

"2nd reason is, because it tastes good." LOL I died at that one.

"The only thing jammin is the copy machine". OMG, I laughed long and hard at that one LOL!!!!!

You’re hilarious....lol still can’t get over your last video with Mrs. Hawkins.....lmbo!!! Keep them coming

I've said that exact response to " Can I get some extra credit?"! Hilarious! He could also tell them about Staff meetings, department meetings, rally duty, lunch supervision, staff development... 29 mins to choke down your lunch, pee, and prep your next class...so glad I'm retired!

Wait, that’s what other kids did when they asked to go to the bathroom?

@danieldaniels7571

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy. All I ever did was step outside, smoke a cigarette, and piss on the wall.

I couldn’t breath when I was laughing when you said “Now the only thing that’s jamming, is the copier machine.” I’ve watched it over 20 times now

"Because I got a 2002. None of your business." I felt that.

“… cuz I got a 2002. None of your business!” 😂💀

I’m a teacher turned stay at homeschooling mom and this gave me the biggest laugh!!! Thanks for keeping it real 😂🤣❤️ God bless you guys and all your viewers 😘 Fernelle

I tell my students the truth. I always inform them that they can be excused anytime to speak to their counselor, the principal, their assistant principal over their grade level or my administrator over my department. I say bring your parents at any time if you don't like what I said or to report me. If anytime I am called into a parent/administration meeting concerning a child I tell them the truth... what I said to the kids... I mean I love my job but it's a means to an end.

Totally agree with the extra credit thing. When students ask if they are my favorite I normally just tell them I don't answer that because no matter what I say, some of the students I like will feel bad. Truthfully though I usually have over half the class ranked by how much I like them. lol :P I could totally list at least the top 10 in order if I wanted to for almost every class.

@jaycampbell6402

3 жыл бұрын

I just tell them that they are all my favorites. Almost every year some class asks me if they are my favorite class, I just say "Absolutely! and third period and fourth period too!"

I really loved the "extra credit" bit, and the "code red" honesty. Here is the truth that I want to REALLY see a teacher have the guts to say: "Yeah these letters and numbers on your report card do not matter...no one will EVER give you a job because they are higher than someone else's, and in less that 10 years you wont even remember most of this curriculum."

"... jump in the car, let it warm up for a little bit because I got a 2002. None of your business!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

the coffee joke had me rolling around the floor laughing so hard!

That first reason for coffee…existential doom…yes! I quit teaching, and it’s sad but it’s so uninspiring. I wanted to be a true educator and 70% of kids, parents and teachers/admin just want a babysitter. I was working 6am to 5 pm and my kids loved me. I saw what they needed and I gave them breaks and opportunity to run (instead of sitting 8+ hours) and adjusted all of my assignments to be fun and engaging and I was going to grad school part time. The admin/other teachers were rude and told me to stop caring so much. 😶🙄.

I'm not gonna lie, I lost it at the "extra credit" line. I can't tell you how many students ask me for extra credit and I just look at them and go "how about we start with your late work first"

😂😂😂😂 Please give these teachers a pay increase. They all are so valuable to society. You guys are pretty special humans.

The coffee one had me dying. Thats definitely why

0:49 when Mr Mack said I got a 2002 None of your business. I rolled on the floor laughing

@brendahudson2816

3 ай бұрын

I have that same model....no lie.

This dude is 100% a great teacher

"Because I got a 2002. None of your business." 🤣

So my school has started hybrid for so half the school can go back and rotate every week. So when I was at lunch with the people in my class (my teacher was not in the room), the question came up on just how INSANELY LITTLE teachers get paid. We did some research and found out that the average public school teacher gets paid $60,000 annually, (which is not a lot!) and private school teachers get paid half that amount. It’s absolutely insane! Teachers are one of, if not the most hard working people on the planet and they get paid among the least. Without teachers we wouldn’t have the government or well paying jobs period. Because educators make children the successful adults they are today. Then we did a little more research and learned our school makes roughly $18 million a year, and under the assumption our school has maybe, just maybe a hundred teachers to pay, the numbers just don’t add up. Even with all the supplies they have to pay for, it still doesn’t add up! Our teachers are vastly underpaid considering all they do for our country. So on behalf of all students out there I just want to say thank you to all the educators out there who make our lives better. You may not be paid nearly enough but I just want you all to know how appreciated you are and even though we may not always show it, how much all us students respect and appreciate all that you do. Thank you, thank you, thank you to all the teachers out there!

@vulpix5342

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine saying 60000 isn’t a lot yikes

@Lforaday3

2 жыл бұрын

60000 is not a lot because by the time taxes, insurance, benefits etc are taken out you are left with a good 20000 less. Then in those places that pay 60000, you are looking at rents between 1500 - 2000 for a one bedroom. And, do I need to add school loan repayments on top of other basic living expenses Then school supplies... So no, 60000 is not a lot for what we do.....

@debbib6656

4 ай бұрын

And teachers do not make 60000 in many places. That's an average. Some places they make less and some places they make more.

I'm glad you are taking this "Positive Approach to Student Success"

i had one teacher legitimately like this and the whole class loved him. Do it your kids will love you so much.

Coffee...nailed it! Bathroom field trip. Damn got banged for that once cuz I. Re did my make up while I was “out”.

The extra credit scene is no joke. Those who need it never do it and those who don’t always do.

‘Why do I always drink coffee? Who says it’s coffee.’

The copier machine. I felt that in my SOUL.

I've had teachers that were this honest. They were always the best. All teachers should be this open

Honesty is the best policy. I’m a teacher, not a baker-I don’t sugar-coat things.

@brendahudson2816

3 ай бұрын

That's a good one.😂

Copier machine jamming was the best ! I can relate to that..hahahaha

That reason of drinking coffee, i felt that ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

😂😂😂 the reasons for drinking coffee though!! a detailed life of every teacher around the globe

Extra credit and code red killed me!!!! I enjoy these so much!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

2002?? He's driving a classic. 20 years of driving with minimal repairs.

I love having a good jam session with the printer

YES TO THE RESTROOM EXCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely true students do this all the time.

That code RED got me!! 😆😂

@liorasitelman1856

3 жыл бұрын

This video gave me that idea a long time ago and I use it with my students. When I say “code red” it means get it together admin is on their way

This is more honesty in five minutes than I got in my full K-12 years.

00:31-1:30 Yes!!! Coffee is essential. LIVE. LOVE. TEACH.

This guy is a DAMN good actor!! I don’t even know if he is an actor. Very funny & great job!!

"I got a 2002 none of your business" lol

Extra Credit 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Lordt

@ayotundeajamu2720

3 жыл бұрын

I always give that extra credit explanation to my students

@beckagraham8328

2 жыл бұрын

Regular credit 😂😂

The one about who is allowed to answer questions if the principal comes into the classroom! On Point! LOLOL!

0:00 I've noticed that this is every economics teacher when they get asked a finance question lol

My new King. HAHAHAHA I died at the explanation for "EXTRA credit"

Oh, Mr. Mack, you had this retired teacher crying! Thank u💟

I wish teachers had been this real with me. It good to see that other people are human too.

That was so good! Thanks for posting it.

The extra credit bit was genius!

This is what my teacher dose everyday he doesn’t even try to hide it

“Now the only thing jamming is the copier machine” 😂😂

"A 2002 none of your business"😂

You are bringing me such joy!

Why DON'T you guys day this??? If nothing, it'll provide some levity and comedy relief to the day😂

‘If the principal is walking by the classroom this is considered a code red’ 🤣🤣 this video was hilarious

That’s exactly what they do when they “have to” use the restroom.

Such a good video… the copier machine jamming really got me!

I loved the 3 kids you picked to answer! (you are my hero!!!)

Such a true video, I got a teacher like this and it’s the only reason why I get up in the morning

Oh my GOD! I wish I could have said this to my students every day. This man is my hero.

LOVE this teacher!!!!

Liquid motivation is what makes my day better

“The only thing that’s jamming is the copier machines”🤣🤣🤣