The truly scary thing is that the kids from that last example become adults that do that same thing at work. 🙄

@CoriRee

4 жыл бұрын

Omg!!! Yes, I work with teachers like that!

@lisakocks5768

4 жыл бұрын

True.

@hollystibbs202

3 жыл бұрын

Or the fact the students are watching this to see how we can annoy our teachers

@priscillajimenez27

2 жыл бұрын

I've dealt with people like that oo and wondered if they were on drugs or something

I wish my daughter had you as a teacher. She would really enjoy your humor.

Mr. Mack: What are you gonna do? Student: What are YOU gonna do? That was your pencil. Mr. Mack: Uhhh... get out

@aidenb6294

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@diddydrizzy

2 жыл бұрын

Had me dying

The last one is SO true! I always tell my students, "If all else fails, read the instructions!"

@QueenJenniferTheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

Or Google it

@rdmantik

3 жыл бұрын

My wife really liked that one also.

@cquick3277

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Saves Love God ✝️

This is TOO relatable, I can't! That last one especially! I HATE it when I've just explained something 10 times, written it on the board, sent a sky message, airport landing signals, yet someone STILL asks me "What are we doing?"

"I can stand here all day!" That's a classic teacher line right there! 🤣😂🤣

@beigekitten89

4 жыл бұрын

for me is "ill wait" with a serious face and direct eye contact. it works!

@hermitsunite953

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that never works for my teachers. We really don't care.

@kevtheeducator

3 жыл бұрын

@@hermitsunite953 🤣

@maddie8341

3 жыл бұрын

I would actually love when teachers say that that they actually do it.

the one “i don’t have enough money to pay for it either” KILLS ME 😂😂

@manraj3765

3 жыл бұрын

Me Laughing in canada where healthcare is free

@moniquemorris6890

3 жыл бұрын

@@manraj3765 same!!

@thedisneyfan1165

2 жыл бұрын

No, don't die and make me pay for your hospital bill

@thedisneyfan1165

2 жыл бұрын

@@manraj3765 doubt that it's good at all though

LOL! I have said that to my kids before, "I can stand here all day. I already have an education." By the way, the tapping of pencils makes me crazy!

"You got money to pay my hospital bill? Me neither."

@jordanverbeek5121

3 жыл бұрын

'Merica

@kushina.4021

3 жыл бұрын

In Canada, healthcare is free.

- It was your pencil - get out 😂😂😂😂

I can so relate to all those. Except after I explain something I always have the class repeat it. Still doesn't work but I do it.

That last one. Every day, every lesson. It's on the board, on their computer, on the screen, on the handout, and explained everyday. Argh.

@MsQuartermaine

4 жыл бұрын

ArtteacherPHS And it was 10x worse during remote learning even though we went out of the way to make things even clearer. 🤦‍♀️

@reach831

2 жыл бұрын

😂😭😭

@mrmacho41

2 жыл бұрын

I can't stand when people do that.

*remember when school was a thing...*

@TurtleQueen-vq4cn

4 жыл бұрын

Hueyinc ooooooohhhh yeeeeaaahhh

@Hueyinc

4 жыл бұрын

Turtle. Queen memecrunch.com/meme/BW8R6/no-school-12-13-17/image.gif?w=400&c=1

@soidontthinkicanthinkofago4162

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when you didn’t have to follow a bunch of protocols just to be inside of your school...

@QueenJenniferTheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

Yea hope online school will always be an option

@tir4misu777

3 жыл бұрын

No not at all

His reaction reminded me of a 7th grade math teacher who would spray Lysol all around herself anytime someone coughed or sneezed near her; this was in the late 70's. Now she seems ahead of her time for that idiosynchrosy. She was a horrible teacher, though.

@rockingamingwiththesahit2145

3 жыл бұрын

Lol she be living in 2020

"How many times do I need to ask you to keep ALL four legs of your chair on the floor??!! If that chair comes down on my foot I'm going to be out of school for a month with a broken foot." "Is that a problem Mr/Ms. ------- ????"

@user-pd8mi7ng7s

3 жыл бұрын

Once watched a teacher tip desk and student over. To be fair the kid had been warned on numerous occasions, plus if it had been on all fours it wouldn't tip. Every student knew not to mess with Mr. B. He had a bellow that could be heard from the 2nd floor and was known for making middle schoolers wet their pants

Yasssss! Asking questions that you have already answered drives me up the wall!!

@munimathbypeterfelton6251

4 жыл бұрын

I always feel that students do that deliberately. It’s planned in advance.

@hippodisco1687

4 жыл бұрын

As a student, I don’t plan it unless I really hate the teacher. Then I’ll annoy the heck out of them. But, most of the time, when I ask a question that’s already been answered I just zoned out lol

@beigekitten89

4 жыл бұрын

theres a moment i just honestly say "its on the board" they are all like "but ms i - " "ITS ON THE BOARD!" end of story. lol I love my kiddos but the already answered questions....*screams*

@elaina3929

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Felton, as a student I don’t usually do this, but it’s only when my classmates distract me. I never do it deliberately. 😐 It’s also super annoying when they distract me because I then feel embarrassed to ask.

"I can stand here all day. I have MY education," is a great line. I'm going to have to remember that one.

0:54 all day, every single day.

Now, I’m not breaking pencils; but that tap tap is REAL! And that Journal entry was hilarious. It’s EXACTLY like that!

As a teacher, the last one has me laughing. I’ve done all that. On the board. On Google classroom. I said it out loud. Printed it. “WhAt ArE wE WrItInG aBoUt?!”

I had a teacher in first grade tell the same student more than once about keeping their backpack out of the aisle. One day the teacher got sick of tripping and threw their backpack out in the snow, telling them they couldn't get it until the end of the day. Personally I loved that teacher. They never did anything like that unless they'd warned you a few times. If you didn't learn, they'd do stuff like this. They also told another kid to stop taking their shoes off in class. When that kid kept doing it, the teacher gave us a fire drill and told the kid if it was a real fire they wouldn't have time to put their shoes on. So the kid had to go out in their socks. This was also during winter. In both cases the problem of not listening was solved.

The sneezing! I get sneezed on, absolutely sprayed, so many times a day. My reaction is exactly like his, so I had to snort laugh 😂 This entire video is on point 😂

That last one!!!! It’s so true!!! Even in elementary school! 😂😂😂

@jdc1964

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha! Yep.

Lollolol, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tripped over a backpack, leg of a chair/table/preteen human while trying to make my way over to help somebody in a packed to the gills classroom. This is of course followed by much gaiety and riotous laughter on the part of the entire classroom.

Why does this person sound so much like my fav teacher ever. “Keep talking”, “I’ll stop teaching, you can teach yourself”, “do I care?” stuff like that makes a student that wants to be the best student get a fav teacher. After covid I’ll see you again Mr.Lozano.

yes, exactly! All of it... get it all the time! Even during distance learning... We have a school app in which I post assignment directions. I'll get messages (questions about the assignment) from students attached to the same exact post in which the directions were given. Ugh! lol

It's good to know teachers are feeling the bordom of staying at home just like we are

I like watching these so I know what not to do so my teachers like me 😂

No tissues near me. Plus on the first day of school, I tell the students to not come near me to tell me they are sick. They can say it from across the room. (They yell everything else across the room. Why do they feel they need to get in my face and whisper that they are sick??!!) And if they feel pukey, they are to hug the garbage can and go. That will be their hall pass. No puking in my room. (The custodian appreciated that one. My class is on the third floor and a kid filled it in the way to the nurses office last year. 🤮)

What are we supposed to write about? lol

@KristinaTravelina

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AcademicAshley

4 жыл бұрын

I teach college and they still ask these questions hehe

As frustrating as it can be, this makes me miss my class/students so much. This is exactly what we experience daily. 😂

Well glad to see students are the same in different countries! The last one is sooooooo real. Instructions: write about your best holiday in Canada (in English) (make sentences). Students' questions: "Do we write it in English? Can I write about my holiday in Morocco? Can I write "I went" and then make a list of places? Does it have to be the "best" holiday?" And I'm not even joking...

@jango1970

3 жыл бұрын

FantomWriter LOL!!!

I love your videos! The part in this one about the stuff in the aisle is so me. I'm always saying, "someone's going to get hurt and that someone is probably me."

I felt every single one of these! This is everyday in my class!

Been there with/in every single one of these situations. When students ask questions whose answers I just provided in writing on the board, I always rub it in their faces like the following: “Read what I wrote right here!” “If you were listening and looking up at the board like you were supposed to, you would know what we are doing right now.” “That’s a rhetorical question and you know it.”

I keep the tissue across the room.

"Yall got money o oay my hospital bills" "No" ".. neither do i"

As SOON as you stumbled, I knew! laughing so hard.... "and by someone, I mean me!" YES. love it

laughing out loud - needed this!!

This is hilarious! I love your channel since I found out! 😂👏👏

What about when you start an important lesson and people are asking to go to the bathroom, or when everyone turns in there journal entry at the end of class and a kid says he didn’t do it because he forgot his journal

@H.E.L.E.N.A.

3 жыл бұрын

Major pet peeves of mine.. sheesh! "You had time to go during the break" "Well I didn't have to go then" 🤦

2:21 as a student, I got just as livid about these other students. I'm like, really???

@2:04-2:55 YEEESSSS!!!🤨😫😫😫 😌

Love this channel! Been there.....:-))

Man I can so relate to these! ALL THE TIME

At least I know it's not just my students. Ugh! So frustrating! Thanks for the laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Love it!!

“ I said STAWP what’s wrong with you”😂

Whenever somebody was tapping a pencil my English teacher would said this isnt music class or something like that

Hahaha! I’m stealing, “I got MY education!”🤣🤣🤣

This is so true!!

It was the roll of tissue for me 😂😂😂

You hit everything on the head.😂

My favorite thing in the world is when a kid asks me a question about what I just explained, and the other students will say, “gosh she just said that.” I give that kid a starburst. 🍬

I looooove this guy haha

Takes away pencil, then says, "Now what you gonna do?" That cracked me up.

I teach ESL in Asia 🤣 Magnify all of these 😭😭🤣🌺

This guy is hilarious!

I once had a student untie her shoes, shove the ribbons/laces in her mouth until they were soaked in saliva, and then made me retie them. I do not get paid enough for that! 😂😭.

Lmao the last one 😂😂😂

Drumming on the desk (same kinda thing as pencils, but it drives me up the wall more cuz its louder)

😂🤣 I got my education!!!! 😂🤣

In my classes it gets annoying when students ask a question and the teacher had just said it

the pencil tapping one happens like every day in my class lol

everyone in the class asking the same question after I’ve already told them what to do and the leaving the backpacks on the floor are it for me 💀

I WAS DRINKING SOMETHING WHEN YOU TRIPPED, OMG!!!

I LOVE HIM!!

I love the begining😂😂

The last one is too real for me

The last one. It’s the last one for me. I walked out of my classroom once because they had an outline, a video, a demo AND instructions on the board. “Soooo what are we doing?”

Tippety tippety lol

ITS ON THE BOARD DAMNIT!!!!

You yell them where to submit their work and they put it someplace else so when you grade the work they get a zero and they want to know why you didn’t get their work.

The 🤧 sneeze. So true!

So damned true. Every bit of it!!!

The last one 😂😂😂

@beigekitten89

4 жыл бұрын

last one got me screaming lolol

I remember my tech teacher almost tripped on a backpack and he kicked it to the other half of the class 😂

My students are adults and they STILL do the last one. Like.. it's on the screen!

Gosh, those poor kids.

The first one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He turned around and the class starts talking, that's like (the game) redlight-greenlight

I swtg, you are probably one of the funniest people ever

Verry nice

I'm a substitute and you nailed it.

So true😂 Lord help us 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

I am eight grader, some of these I can actually relate to. The Pencil Tapper is definitely me. Sorry to all my teachers that suffered. 😅

I feel like this is just the first five minutes of class, too. Wait until we actually get going.

The pencil tapping I don’t do I do it in the air it usably happens when I’m anxious

that part about the kids talking when you turn your head is so true; drives me crazy; but I died at T= "You got money to pay my hospital bill?" S = "No" T= "me either"

Ask 3 before me...I walk away before those questions start!!🤦‍♀️

Don't you just feel like you want to bounce some of their adorable faces of tables when they annoy the bejeesus out of you? Jokes.

Oh the agonizingly painful truth of this exchange: "You got money to pay for my hospital bill?" "No." "...Me neither."

Scary times! 🤧😷🙏 Stocking up on tissue and hand sanitizer now. 😉 Next is lysol torch! 🤣💪

Omg, this happened in my class all the time lol

Hahaha This guy easily has to be one of my fav black comedians hehe

Me "Get out vol2 and turn to p.37. Tell your neighbor what I just said." Kids repeat to neighbors, then someone always" which book?"

Pretty well, Mr. Mack, pretty well what we all face as teachers everyday...

It's funny 'cos it's so true....

2:22 🥺

1:45 OMG THAT WAS MY 4TH GRADE TEACHER RIGHT THERE