"So we bullied the FDA so they don't give you that information" Most real sentance ever uttered by anyone.

@ankl3z898

5 жыл бұрын

Why u bully me

@alekin8449

4 жыл бұрын

sentence

@coolpotato6759

4 жыл бұрын

FDA: why u bully me? Wait a second, wasn’t that a bribe !!!!!

@realeyesrealizereallies996

4 жыл бұрын

Except they didn’t bully them, they just bought them.

@brece5452

4 жыл бұрын

So the bacon industry?

The people who need to see this video are not the ones watching it, I bet.

@Mental_Illboy

5 жыл бұрын

True 🇲🇨

@keitarosempai9594

5 жыл бұрын

Since i love Pepsi, i think i am?

@waldourbina1258

5 жыл бұрын

So true,

@weareacesendingnowbuckleup387

5 жыл бұрын

True

@douglasarnold5310

5 жыл бұрын

Nick Wilczynski why like they don’t realize soda is not a health drink they don’t drink it out of ignorance they drink it because they like it and know someday we will all be dead so enjoy I’m grabbing a Pepsi.

Reframing soda in my mind as "liquid candy" has actually helped me stop drinking it so often.

@stevelovessialetsdance5966

3 жыл бұрын

For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky .

@stevelovessialetsdance5966

3 жыл бұрын

For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky .

@RadBunny2269

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@oolivegreen

3 жыл бұрын

Renaming?*

@3Mewthree

3 жыл бұрын

@@oolivegreen No, reframing, as in changing one's frame of mind. Renaming could work too though

The “Can I get my stomach pumped” is probably the best part.

@sugarlv6434

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I don't drink coke or any limonade. I drink vodka because I live next to Russia.

@shovanabajracharya

3 жыл бұрын

What does that actually mean? Didn't get it.

@CatLover-gk8uu

3 жыл бұрын

@@shovanabajracharya its so bad for you he literally wants it pumped out of his body.

@pirouettecacahuete573

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahah

@poovanna4284

Жыл бұрын

Instead of Drinking Coke drink Diet Coke

"Wet sugar with bubbles in it". Quality!

@jon-rd7wg

8 жыл бұрын

it's an Illuminati plot to use sugar to empower Obammer.

@willlegok9

8 жыл бұрын

Any soda conspiracies coming up?

@EvdogMusic

8 жыл бұрын

+John Miles What an Obummer...

@Animal_On_Pawzz

8 жыл бұрын

what r u doing here???? I frikin love your channel brrooooo!!

@AlltimeConspiracies

8 жыл бұрын

willlegok9 Not in the short term but we should. The Diet Coke conspiracy we did, did well :)

“Dude, did you really just order three Big Macs?” “Yeah, but I got a diet coke instead of a regular coke so it’s okay.”

@DriverMan

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@tjkern9880

5 жыл бұрын

ROFLMFAO

@robertdos8610

5 жыл бұрын

Tfw the diet coke is actually more unhealthy lul.

@malo3287

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ytnukesme1600

5 жыл бұрын

Did you just order from McDonald's? ho-ly-shit.

it's like a wise man once said: when you actually bother to do the research, everything secretly sucks

@rob_k

3 жыл бұрын

Agree. But did anyone actually say that?

@joshfactor1

3 жыл бұрын

@@rob_k of course

@rob_k

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshfactor1 Who?

@joshfactor1

3 жыл бұрын

@@rob_k who else? hasan minhaj

@MrShitthead

3 жыл бұрын

Well no. But ok.

When I was a kid a pepsi truck loaded with full of pepsi crashed on a mountain road in Pennsylvania near my home. The cola spilled out all over the road and into a mountain stream next to the road. The acidic pH of the pop killed tons of fish and any other substance with the same pH would have legally been considered a hazardous waste spill and required hazmat teams to clean up the soil and surrounding grounds. Because it was pepsi (just as easily could have been coke) it was not considered an environmental disaster and life continued as normal.

@Pomme843

4 жыл бұрын

source?

@scottjenkins4613

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pomme843 I spent many nights in the 1990s combing through internet links to local news stories looking for an account of this story with no luck - seems cross-referencing print to digitized records was not yet ideal. I remember reading about it in in the middle 1980s, in our local paper the Pittsburgh Press, which no longer exists. My father worked for a Hazardous Waste Mitigation company at the time and his running commentary on the event is what formed my long lasting memories. Unfortunately, I cannot find any digitized record of this story and I no longer live in Pittsburgh where I can search through microfiche of old newspapers. I was, however, able to find a couple similar stories that happened in nearby West Virginia and Maryland.

@tuumanka7974

3 жыл бұрын

Pomme843 google, it happened multiple times

@QuidamByMoonlight

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottjenkins4613 I also grew up in Pennsylvania, not far from Pittsburgh. The wildlife is in severe decline. We’re doing a lot of messed up stuff to our planet...

@scottjenkins4613

3 жыл бұрын

My intent with this comment was to highlight both the careless nature of people with our environment but also to highlight the hypocrisy of our laws which give free pass to some offenders and crucify other offenders.

Never calling it coke or pop or soda again. From now on its wet sugar with bubbles

@isthatatesla

5 жыл бұрын

But it's probably actually wet high fructose corn syrup with bubbles...

@aileenwagner2576

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 😅

@HunterXray

5 жыл бұрын

Unless it's sweetened with cane sugar, I call it liquid corn.

@andanssas

5 жыл бұрын

@Ian Curtis keep it on! You're only half way to diabetes type 2 with that morning insulin spike 🤣 Better switch to oats and blueberries while you still have time 😉 (those tiny fruits and cinnamon actually attenuate insulin spikes)

@jupiter8037

5 жыл бұрын

@@isthatatesla and don't forget the artificial colors and flavors!

"Wet sugar with bubbles" "Liquid Candy" "Sweet sweet acid" Wow.

@eduardochavacano

4 жыл бұрын

its a very powerful video. I used to gulp down a liter of it... liquid candy, my gosh.

@RandomnessOfficialArchive

4 жыл бұрын

MMMmmm tastes good

@hermanman8235

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@FunkSoulBrother7

4 жыл бұрын

If you don't know how much sugar there is in those things by now then you have a selective hearing problem.

@horsepowermultimedia

4 жыл бұрын

"Mmmmm. Caramel dye."

So I visited Mexico, where every soda bottle has a huge warning label, spanning half the bottle, saying "high sugar" and "high calories".. I was very surprised!

@mruncletheredge

2 жыл бұрын

We have too many lobbying companies here to ever let that happen.... I can't wait for the day we finally wake up and put sodas really right up there with cigarettes....

@stonepiratilla

10 ай бұрын

Mexico city people drink more coke than water. Diabetic is the trend, everyone is dying for drinking Coca-Cola everysingle day as they daily drink. Look for numbers you will be surprised, if they put that in the bottle is because they already can allow it because everyone is addicted to coke😂😂😂

@xxxBradTxxx

7 ай бұрын

I visited Puerto Peñasco, Sonora and all the soda was zero calorie with artificial sweeteners. This was January 2022. I’m wondering if sugar soda is banned in Sonora.

@alittleperiwinkle

11 күн бұрын

I’m wondering if what I heard is true, that soda is more accessible or cheaper in some places in Mexico than water.

"But your a human so f**k it." This guy is a gem.

@wumi2419

3 жыл бұрын

Humans are also animals. And humans are also in lab. So lab animals may or may not include workers of the lab

@Richard_Nickerson

3 жыл бұрын

You're*

@BurningAzure

2 жыл бұрын

@@wumi2419 And testing on rats isn't really indicative to how it would translate to humans and is really only a mainstay due to animal testing laws, cheapness, and ease of setting up specific scenarios.

@tibsky

2 жыл бұрын

@@Richard_Nickerson your'e*

@Richard_Nickerson

2 жыл бұрын

@@tibsky Over a year later just to intentionally be wrong? Get a life.

Polite sarcasm mixed with cold hard facts... Love it!!!

@localdumbass7248

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the gta 5 radio commercials💀💀

@localdumbass7248

5 жыл бұрын

If you've ever heard them its just like this

@wyatt3604

5 жыл бұрын

@@localdumbass7248 yea

@43Aquaman

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the definition of honesty?

@LucasdeMaria1

5 жыл бұрын

"hard facts" hahahahhahahagahahahagah

This was *sodapressing...*

@jeinnerabdel

5 жыл бұрын

G E T O U T !

@lorelei8548

5 жыл бұрын

HitzCritz the punz R killin meh

5 жыл бұрын

I saw what you did there

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny because Obama said it.

@zac3392

5 жыл бұрын

HitzCritz Very nice.....

I remember a teacher back in the 90’s labelling me a weirdo because I didn’t like soft drinks (which was all they were selling, no bottled water at all) when we were doing sports day and I’d ran out of water in my drink bottle and she wouldn’t let me go refill it at the drink fountain because that side of the school had been closed off for sports day, wish I could show her this now and say who’s the weirdo now, moron.

@faradaysmith6954

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe its an energy drink not a soda? Thats why she wants you to drink it I guess?

@hiiampaul.

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest not letting someone get water when they play should be illegal if the water is in a drinking fountain

@keerthi3086

3 жыл бұрын

@@faradaysmith6954 energy drink you say? kzread.info/dash/bejne/qpiO1tZ6osvanps.html

@ChanelCoco-pk7mp

3 жыл бұрын

@@faradaysmith6954 no they were a “broad” selection of Schweppes lemonade, Coca Cola or Fanta and that was all

Roger has taught me that everything in life is a scam.

@martinmarkov9707

Жыл бұрын

Even sex? Always has been. It's a hostage initiation scheme.

What makes me sad as a cashier- and it doesn't happen often but it does happen- is when an obese mother with obese children are buying groceries, and she gets the normal stuff like bread, eggs, milk...and 12 two litre bottles of soda. Then she realises she can't pay for it all.... so she takes off the eggs.

@DonCDXX

8 жыл бұрын

+Samuel Fey Worst I saw was the McDonald's order for one very bulbous person of 4 big macs, 2 mcflurry's, a cup of sundae fudge on the side and a diet coke. At least he got the diet coke, so you know he's serious about his health.

@vulture_5212

8 жыл бұрын

+DonCDXX *Be warned. Sarcasm is present in this zone!* Oh my god! He is so healthy! _Only_ 4 Big Macs!

@ViolentFEAR

8 жыл бұрын

+DonCDXX YOu know what makes me sad? Americans.

@Mary42877

8 жыл бұрын

+ViolentFEAR the people who make 90% of the movies I watch and 70% of books I read? I love americans!

@hairypancake

8 жыл бұрын

+ViolentFEAR YOu know what makes me sad? People who generalize an entire countries population based solely on the geography of their birth.

Haha “You’re a human f*** it” 🤣 that pretty much sums up our world.

@Chuked

4 жыл бұрын

Quantumstardust and?

@batz102

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chuked and what

@Chuked

4 жыл бұрын

And?

@JeeOhh

4 жыл бұрын

Nigga really thought we was gonna laugh😐

@AethernaLuxen

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao bro, I don't think you understand why humans do stuff we like

"the container actually is the most expensive part" As a production engineer i agree.

@sgtpepper91

Жыл бұрын

nobody cares.

@Tengohueva88

Жыл бұрын

@@sgtpepper91You clearly cared because of the fact that you took the time to write a response to that comment.

Haven’t had soda in YEARS, don’t get me wrong, I like it. But I’d rather eat my calories

@originalunoriginal4055

3 жыл бұрын

You're one of those people that wake up and to fight another day in battle with the Arny of Calories! Calories rule your life!

@marscaleb

3 жыл бұрын

That's basically why I don't have milkshakes anymore. Oh how I miss milkshakes.

@DanielBowens

3 жыл бұрын

@@originalunoriginal4055 lol no, not at all.

@DanielBowens

3 жыл бұрын

@The King what?

@4realjacob637

3 жыл бұрын

I actually used to most of year not drinking any soda-pop cause of being an athlete. THEN, I went home to a party and drank one cuz I was tired. Then I SPIT it out because of how sugary it was.

Warning The following ad is rated H for honest

@carultch

4 жыл бұрын

I don't always go 300 hectares on one tank of keroscene, but when I do, I put it in H.

@nooneimportant8991

4 жыл бұрын

Ay, I see what you did there

@brixxconnor3411

4 жыл бұрын

@Chetan Bawane, is that a reference to the Smosh Games intro?

@PoisonIvory088

3 жыл бұрын

Chetan Bawane lol

@benjaminwild2393

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah makes me want to drink more soda

Healthy is just another way to die

@althill7407

8 жыл бұрын

Woah

@AdrianAlex98

8 жыл бұрын

+Travis Mohan that's what i all ways say, right?

@Acetyl53

8 жыл бұрын

+Travis Mohan -Birth -Other stuff -Death Who cares about that middle part? It's only 1/3...

@rviolinfiddle55

8 жыл бұрын

+Travis Mohan yeah, a longer and less painful way

@Vaineguardio

8 жыл бұрын

+rviolinfiddle55 If you actually think that some people die "painlessly" then I'll bet you also believe in Santa, or that I have a few hundred acres of land to sell for a dollar. That is a fairy tail, when you get old your organs begin to fail and shutdown and eventually it ends you, if you think that is "painless" then I wish that I could be as blissfully ignorant and oblivious as yourself.

He was right on when it comes to advertising. Coca-Cola, for example, has people drinking the product while having fun at a barbecue or a family gathering for Thanksgiving. And they have slogans like "Open Happiness."

@5yrniki

8 ай бұрын

ugh my family drank it so much i thought it was a sign of weakness when I FUCKING CRIED I CRIED when pouring cola down my fucking throat it was so painful life is painful and i hate myself DAMN

These type of videos truly do make you question your lifestyle. I googled how much sugar a human can consume in a day and I found that we shouldn't consume more than 30 grams. I then checked how much sugar a normal 333ml can of Coke has and its 39 grams. So basically if you consume 1 can you've maxed your sugar allowance but don't forget we consume more food with sugar throughout the day and also many people consume more than 1 can of Coke daily. Absolutely frightening stuff.

@mruncletheredge

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously.... I wonder how long it's going to take before soft drinks are up there with cigarettes for being such evil...

@kameljoe21

2 жыл бұрын

The 2000 calorie diet is based on an inactive life style. People who are far more active need to consume more energy. Put it this way Michael Phelps at his height of swimming consumed 30,000 calories just for breakfast.

@martinmarkov9707

Жыл бұрын

​@@mruncletheredgeas long as they bring a profit... Never.

@FallenPhoenix86

11 ай бұрын

​@@martinmarkov9707 Because cigarettes aren't profitable... oh wait... Curbs on soda/sugar are already happening elsewhere just not in the United States of Diabetics. The versions of many US sodas sold overseas are made to completely different recipes because other countries told the manufacturers to F-off when they saw what was in them.

@alittleperiwinkle

11 күн бұрын

When tobacco industries quit they made themselves into food and beverage industries, and tobacco does lead to sugar cravings, so maybe they liked super sweet. I personally think some processed food is a bit too sweet and not as truly flavorful as it could be.

I have never been so offended by something I completely agreed with.

@cameronjones8641

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 love this comment

@Oceanrex

3 жыл бұрын

True. I need my fucking fix though!!! I've went an entire week without soda!!! That's long fucking enough in my book!!! I can't though!!! My mom got rid of all of the soda I like at her house!!!

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oceanrex Do yourself a favor and switch to beer instead. At least it's less addictive and makes you look less of a square.

@stephanieyvonne9436

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@thakraken6995

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oceanrex sounds like you're developing insulin resistance. Time for alternative

As a truck driver I was shocked at having delivered products to soda bottling companies labeled Corrosive, Flammable, and Caustic all of which went into the recipe of the sodas. Never drank soda again.

@nextlifeonearth

5 жыл бұрын

That's not quite fair (albeit wise. You're better off without soda). Like alcohol is flammable, and you likely still drink it on your days off. Vinegar and citric acid are also corrosive, but they're often in what's considered healthy foods (the latter itself even being considered healthy by itself) A lot of foods have stuff you wouldn't want to eat by themselves in it, but it's completely safe. Safe and healthy however isn't the same thing, so still staying away from soda is a good habit. Sugar is likely the least healthy thing (in its quantity) we consume these days.

@stephenboldway4353

5 жыл бұрын

@@nextlifeonearth Point taken

@nexzae

5 жыл бұрын

It depends on the dosage

@hotsoda1850

5 жыл бұрын

Yikes!!!

@kencumachu2025

5 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is you can tell people that and they will still drink it because they don't immediately die, that's just crazy

They should call it “liquid diabetes.”

@user-nh3gu1ge3d

4 жыл бұрын

Sugar doesn't cause diabetes, being over weight does. Of course, drinking too much soda certainly helps you to be over weight.... As long as you aren't over weight, you probably are not going to get diabetes from soda. It's bad for your teeth, and also the cancer claims. The more you know....

@archentity

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh3gu1ge3d True, but most Americans at least aren't blessed with fast metabolisms. So sodas usually always make you overweight and increase your risk of diabetes, which is what happened to me.

@user-nh3gu1ge3d

4 жыл бұрын

@@archentity Yeah I guess. My point was mainly that your weight is the sum result of what you consume minus what you burn off. Of course soda will increase your weight (versus drinking water, all other things being equal) but so will any empty calories, potato chips, cheese, bread, etc etc. It's just not a fair statement to blame it all on soda when that person probably eats fast food, too much fatty dairy, etc. etc. But again, that's not me saying soda is good for you, it's not, just that it gets more demonized when other things are just as bad or worse (beer/alcohol, anyone?). Consider that a typical beer (not light beer) has about the same amount of calories as a soda (150ish).

@advancednoob4774

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there a Petition to call it LIVEabetes ?

@poonamshinde9597

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh3gu1ge3d my grandfather was a lean person and still got diabetes.. So i think it's the sugar and something to do with the genes too.

This video will be remembered for years to come in “pop culture”

@Lestatvancloud1

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tsss

I feel like i'm the only one who just drinks water. 0.0

@catherinestickels2591

8 жыл бұрын

Collegehumor put it as "Water? I thought that was what octopus shit in." I feel I'm lucky to have a corn allergy, as I can't have most bottles of liquid sugar.

@adamcuthbert4383

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSirDrGames Me too...with sugar and bubbles!

@someperson5506

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSirDrGames I drink water out of the house, milk in the house. I don't like pop. Hate the fizz.

@melissasanchez9305

8 жыл бұрын

congrats buddy

@DerivativeMVs

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSirDrGames I primarily drink water and milk, and occasional treat myself to some coffee drink, (usually Starbucks brand). It isn't soda, but it's still sugary and all that yap; I just don't drink it every day and know what it'll do to my health if I did.

This video actually gave me enough drive to quit drinking soda

@gavin4760

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Rose ikr

@warlord733

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations!

@idolevin8795

4 жыл бұрын

Good on you! Same here. Haven’t touched any soda in more than 2 months.

@mustardmanmax5733

4 жыл бұрын

Drinking soft drinks is the beat way to gain weight and lose teeth. Wish I had the same commitment you do

@dendroxden440

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still drinking it

"You're a human, so f*** it!" So accurate 😂🤷‍♂️

"If you like having friends, or some other virtually universal aspect of life," *quietly cries in Introvert*

@someonerandom6505

2 жыл бұрын

Are you implying introverts don't like having friends?

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

Introvert but healthy yay

Love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts 😩🔥💯👏

@aguy2035

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Ymaqps2Gdcevm7w.html

@pvpv9344

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THAT COMMENT THERE HAHAHA

@RywokastDarkstar5000

5 жыл бұрын

except for it stripping paint lmao.. you could leave it on a car forever and it could be eons and it wouldnt touch the paint.. the acid in soda is relatively weak and there are much stronger acids that we consume on a regular basis

@frozenpopcorn3838

5 жыл бұрын

Whats with those emojis

@unnamedsubterranean6883

5 жыл бұрын

@@RywokastDarkstar5000 which product? Lemonade?

FDA part was so true! Notice you will NEVER see a Daily Percentage Amount on the Nutrition Labels next to SUGAR!? This is what he’s talking about . 100% TRUE

@ajantsmith6139

5 жыл бұрын

Please stop spreading rumours about the FDA, as an organization we do our best to look after the health and wellbeing of the population. The FDA would never allow itself to be compromised, by big corporations attempting to sell liquid death to people. With that said soda is perfectly good for you provided you consume it in reasonable dosages and servings.

@someguy2135

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajantsmith6139 A reasonable dosage is ZERO.

@aguy3664

5 жыл бұрын

Richy Rich so like burgers and stuff doesnt those give us diebetes

@someguy2135

5 жыл бұрын

@@aguy3664 ...and heart disease, and obesity, and cancer...

@defeqel6537

5 жыл бұрын

@@aguy3664 if you just eat the meat, probably not.. actually just the hamburger is not likely to give you diabetes, but rather all the fried stuff and sodas

I gave up soda back in 2010 just to see if I could do it and I haven’t drank it since. One of the best decisions I ever made.

@mruncletheredge

2 жыл бұрын

For me it's been about 15 years... And you're absolutely right... No looking back... Makes me feel sorry for the people who drink more soda than water on a daily basis...

@scientistmilorad9735

10 ай бұрын

I stopped drinking sodas earlier this year and started drinking much more water. What I noticed that water has its own unique taste that I sometimes crave. Now I don't even like the taste of sodas, it just tastes like sugary acid.

When I was a child, my family could rarely afford soda. So I never developed the habit of drinking it. I just drink water.

This should be shown in every school to every student. Especially.....in America....

@leifsinclair9368

4 жыл бұрын

Patches O'Hoolihan so true.

@leifsinclair9368

4 жыл бұрын

And so sad.

@Ruby_The_Fiend

4 жыл бұрын

As an American teenager I approve of this.

@youtubeyt5694

4 жыл бұрын

Some kids drink Mtn Dew or monster daily. Then these kids don't play any sports and go home to eat who-knows-what

@Rhultal_Vox

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up you communist

My father didn't allow me and my siblings to drink soda from very early age and now we don't want it.

@pyetorshite7379

5 жыл бұрын

Same Edit:Why is one of my most liked comments this ??! I wont complain so thankss

@straitmurph

5 жыл бұрын

Dhiraj Pal we only had water, milk, coffee and iced tea in the house, that remains to this day.

@smc1942

5 жыл бұрын

You had a Great Dad!

@straitmurph

5 жыл бұрын

Hamid Hussein okay, I’m happy to share it with you. I drink tea poured over ice with just a little sugar. I hope you find some you enjoy.

@md4119

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. My dad infested it in our heads since we were kids and none of my siblings drink these fluids.

Don't forget! they also add caffeine to the sodas so you associate drinking the bubbly, sugary acid with feeling refreshed, but actually it's just the body's sleep chemicals being supressed

I stopped drinking it 8 years ago and I do not miss it. I only drink water and alcohol but I’m working on alcohol. 2 weeks sober. First time I’ve been this sober in years! Go me! Making progress!

This is exactly why I drink my vodka straight from the bottle

@mv3380

5 жыл бұрын

Same and only 60 calories per shot 👌

@drawincode1800

5 жыл бұрын

Whiskey is supposed to be better for you according to sum youtube videos I like to wash mine down with an energy drink

@gazanferimam1134

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ShreeNation

5 жыл бұрын

Yep and keto gave me more reason to not mix any more cancer with my liver poison.

@penguinisalive6027

5 жыл бұрын

Well vodka kills all the bacteria in your body at least 😁

It got me when he says “that’s gonna slide right through me”

@HomeStudioBasics

5 жыл бұрын

The mmm sweet sweet acid got me

Coming back to these old ones now that Roger is back really shows how much of a winning formula they had

He is so brutally honest! It's time we chuck these harmful drinks and return to good ol' water

Honest Commercial about Military recruitment.

@markmoritz2929

8 жыл бұрын

Tbh they would get soooo much hate

@GioGarnada

8 жыл бұрын

+Rafael Cruz THIS, so much bullshit behind it, when really it's a bunch of people with no future thinking they're protecting our country. Hate me all you want, I know good people in the military, but most join for the benefits, and cause they don't have much else going for them.

@rollinthunder1000

8 жыл бұрын

+Gio Garnada is that a problem? lol

@GioGarnada

8 жыл бұрын

Tyreek Johnson Some people in the military's ego. Yes.

@noface6872

8 жыл бұрын

+Gio Garnada Thanks for your opinion, but I was referring to recruiting ads. Not about the military. I do not hate anything or anyone; the ads are ridiculous and misleading in my opinion.

This is actually making me rethink my life.

@kvltizt

5 жыл бұрын

I hope you quit soda :]

@kenik2023

5 жыл бұрын

Please do. Soda is the worst deception under pharma sales

@kaneprenter9011

5 жыл бұрын

I think thats the idea of these videos, making people re think and question whats being said

@angrybostonfan5944

5 жыл бұрын

Just like Obi-Wan said. "You need to go home and rethink your life."

@legendarybroliz4578

5 жыл бұрын

As it should

My uncle is part owner of a huge dairy farm. They use soda as rat poison. It is cheap and very effective.

@MGAF688

11 ай бұрын

I own rats. I would never give them cola. Ever. I stopped drinking cola at the end of 2016. One of the best decisions that I ever made.

ROGER: "wet sugar candy acid" ME(at fastfoods): "f**k it, supersize me"

@tappajaav

3 жыл бұрын

+1 up(cloth size)

"Effervescent liquid candy" His choice of words is surreal.

@jaypaans3471

3 жыл бұрын

For those who want to know: *Etymology* From French effervescent, from Latin effervēscō (“boil up”). *Adjective* effervescent (comparative more effervescent, superlative most effervescent) - (of a liquid) Giving off bubbles; fizzy. - Vivacious and enthusiastic.

@valeridanikovachev8688

Жыл бұрын

@@jaypaans3471,thanks,I was lazy to check for myself.

"MMM that's gonna slide right through me" Some guy named Roger

@alanpascal7631

4 жыл бұрын

Probably

@lorireece1970

3 жыл бұрын

No. That stuff stays with me for a while. It’s WATER that slides right through me. That’s why I practically never drink the stuff. Very inconvenient.

@alanpascal7631

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorireece1970 I'm sorry.....wait, which don't you practically drink?

@lone_333

3 жыл бұрын

I read your comment in Cleveland’s voice.

Thank you Roger for making me quit drinking soda, Lots of love brother 👍🏾

"Can I get my stomach pumped!" Laughed so hard at this🤣🤣

Have not drank this stuff in years, thanks for the reminder why.

@mr.bubbles1900

5 жыл бұрын

aren't you epic

@Saigonas

4 жыл бұрын

@Dak Lamerbusch uhh

@monocapuch1no

4 жыл бұрын

@100 Subcribers with No Videos same if i drink cola sometimes a have a headache

@ekaputriseptiyani220

4 жыл бұрын

I almost forget how it tastes

@warlord733

4 жыл бұрын

I used to chain drink dr pepper until I was totally immune to the amout of caffeine in several cans. I knew it wasn't good but god did it taste good. I forced myself to stop drinking soda as well as most high sugar drinks a few months ago. I have already noticed changes (I have always been fat but now I am less so). I still treat myself occasionally but its rare.

I use to drink around 8 bottles of Mountain Dew daily. After a bad dentist appointment, I decided to quit drinking soda. After doing so, I effortlessly lost 25lbs in 3 months.

@christineferguson845

5 жыл бұрын

Good on you Scott....our bodies are precious and so worth looking after. I am so very proud of you. Awesome. 👊👊👊

@leebob86

5 жыл бұрын

Good luck having normal kids.

@scottsmith5623

5 жыл бұрын

Scott, when Mountain Dew Code Red appeared, basically the first deviation from regular lime, I drank SOOOO much of that stuff that after 2 weeks I got ill, temperature of 102, muscle aches and when I peed it felt like hot sand coming out...yep...I gave myself a urinary tract infection...Stopped drinking ALL soda after that...nothing but water, coffee and tea....Scotty

@sluggou812beotch

5 жыл бұрын

I drank bottled juice and the occasional Dew which caused me to balloon up to 280#. Cutting these 2 things from my diet allowed me to effortlessly lose 65#.

@thepatshowonwp

5 жыл бұрын

You can lose a lot of weight by just dropping the soda

"But YOU'RE a human! So f*ck it!" is the best line ever 😂

From now on, I’ll call it *LIQUID CANDY*

A sincere thank you for mentioning the partnership with schools part. America at its finest.

@WmCRobison

5 жыл бұрын

This stuff wasn't sold in my school's until sometime in Junior high (8th grade I think). Even then it was strictly limited, with no obvious advertising, basically white label. Having heard that now it's part of the industry's advertising budget makes me sick.

@putridmoldyman306

5 жыл бұрын

@@WmCRobison Even though it really doesnt matter

@Eldritch_O66

4 жыл бұрын

Because Americas greatest money making scheme is the buying and selling of drugs.

@dartarro21

4 жыл бұрын

I work in school nutrition, & this is misinformation. The Healthy Hunger-free Kids Act (Michelle Obama) put an end to this. School lunches and snacks (including vending machines) have to meet strict guidelines in order to get federal reimbursement for National School Lunch & Breakfast programs.

When he said “wet sugar with bubbles” i lost it😭

@Luis-bk9jn

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of wet farts

@fhsjdjskkshi

5 жыл бұрын

@@Luis-bk9jn what the fuck

Did you know the image of Santa, with his white beard and red clothes, didn't exist before Coca-Cola changed it with advertising? Before then, he was always depicted in green and white, right back to his Saint Nicholas origins.

@lightbeingpontifex

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know Santa is an anagram for Satan ,,, and Christmas is connected to the bible and Adam and Eve being thrown out of the garden of Eden,,,

@stevenmacdonald9619

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightbeingpontifex Yes, Christmas is a Pagan festival historically speaking. Although you'll have to consult Americans on 'Santa,' in the UK he was traditionally called Father Christmas, and of course Saint Nicholas (which Santa is derived from) is the patron saint of children. Saint Nicklaus (Not to be confused with Old Nick) in how he's known in parts of Europe, and this also explains where the 'Claus' came from. If you go back even further, to the 1st Century a.d. when a saint was made of a man named Stephen, after he was stoned to death, the day called Boxing Day in the UK, is still widely celebrated in Europe as St.Stephen's Day. As in 'Good King Wenceles last looked out, on the feast of Stephen.' When you're named Steven (though my spelling is Greek,) you kind of pick up these bits of historical trivia along the way 😁

“What if life was as good as Coke tasted?” Then life would suck.

Soda Addicts: *Aggressive disliking*

@judabug3235

4 жыл бұрын

Toasted Toast yep I’m a soda addict and I can confirm this.

@HungerGamesFan88

4 жыл бұрын

r/hydrohomies

@19Pyrus70

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a soda addict, but I loved this...

@caseyklenke3270

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. I'm addicted to soda but what he said is true. I just don't care.

@iceagepenguinrace9788

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Soda fan I disliked this vid 1 billion times!!!!!

"But you're a human so ffffuck it!"

@leebob86

5 жыл бұрын

And then you're all sad when you're all dead at 50.

@arnbloodbound3650

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakeshumway9487 what a way of thinking mate, fantastic yeah, just ruin away half years of your life, because it will happen anyway. Awesome.

@jakeshumway9487

5 жыл бұрын

Arnaviir the Crusader sorry I’m the only one who can face the truth rather than hiding behind it with religion

@arnbloodbound3650

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakeshumway9487 we'll see about that m8.

@arnbloodbound3650

5 жыл бұрын

@@RkicF8 I know right? People these days....

*Me cracking open a Coke* : "Fascinating..."

@arkangelgaming35

3 жыл бұрын

I'm about to open one.

The worst part was him spilling it on the floor and making that poor lady clean up after him.

We are pretty sure these chemicals don't cause any lasting damage except... Cancer in laboratory animals.... But you are a human, so f# it! 😂😂😂 Wet sugar with bubbles, sweet sweet acid.

@Jenny_Lee_

5 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh till I cried 😭😂😂

@xuann9130

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Marley good for cleaning toilets

I drank a coke while watching this

@7searchful

8 жыл бұрын

+Darkness Serpent you're missing the point.

@dudeistpreist5721

8 жыл бұрын

+Raphael Dean I think they used Pepsi so your fine

@fantasianB

8 жыл бұрын

Good for them

@neonbrown

8 жыл бұрын

+7searchful Their not. They just don't give a shit.

@arcanisrivet

8 жыл бұрын

+Darkness Serpent gross, everyone knows pepsi is the way to go.

I love "Honest Ads". The actor playing "Roger" is really great at portraying a corporate sleaze. Thanks for these and keep 'em coming!

this guy would make a great president

@kobe51

8 жыл бұрын

Trump's almost there!

@thenukedgamer65

8 жыл бұрын

hey a conservative is what we need,we have tax money going into industry's that shouldn't exist,aka planned parent hood ect,litterly why are people fucking if they dont know simple contraceptives,than we have social rejects aka black lives matter,SJWs,feminists,and liberals.Also lets not forget how current government is trying to disarm citizens and take away our amendments.and for a finisher,how we arnt kicking the illegal people who arnt suppose to be here out.

@ashleyshim2078

8 жыл бұрын

Yes !

@ConstructiveMinds100

6 жыл бұрын

Or any politiasian.

@saberbill518

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the same

I cut soda out of my life years ago. My liquid intake is 99% water and tea (which almost entirely water). No flavored drinks of any kind. I feel much better now.

@princeofallnegros4035

5 жыл бұрын

No one cares.

@cameronwhite2818

5 жыл бұрын

Prince of all golliwogs what about the 30 likes

@MaisieDay81

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. On rare occasion I've had even a small amount of fizzy pop it makes me feel instantly unwell.

@Felipe-vw7qz

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve never liked any fizzy drinks most of the time I prefer water. Unless it’s like a party or something

@sluggou812beotch

5 жыл бұрын

Booze is the only answer.

I rarely drink Pepsi, root beer, or other sugary sodas because I do think of them as liquid candy. When I want a cold, refreshing drink that's not just water, I drink club soda. It's water and carbon dioxide. That said, my grandfather only drank liquid candy for most of his adult life. He refused to drink water, yet the cantankerous bastard lived to be 91.

@crockstonyt

Жыл бұрын

He refused to die to prove his point

@Aspiracy

Жыл бұрын

seriously though i literally think of them as liquid sugar and that IMMEDIATELY digusts me. like fucking ew dude, nah. love me just water and unsweetened tea.

I Drink Horton Cola every day

@That_One_Guy...

Жыл бұрын

Oh Doctors and insurance company would love to have you as their future cash cow

"Bullied the FDA?" You mean BOUGHT the FDA, right?

There was a soda ad before this

@girrr6914

5 жыл бұрын

Just always remember, "wet sugar with bubbles"

Now I’m actually kinda thirsty for a Pepsi. But i’m not stupid so imma just drink some water.

@Zebra_3

3 жыл бұрын

the cool kids drink Horton's Cola.

@arkangelgaming35

3 жыл бұрын

You mean water from the tap that is flooded with fluoride to "sanitize" it or the water from a bottle or box that has chlorine or other chemicals in it to keep the water clear..?

@ujjalshill6442

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkangelgaming35 at least it's better than soda

@marywealth6475

Жыл бұрын

And still spelled "I'm-a" wrong.

This is one of the reasons why I don't bother with bottled lemonade, and make my own instead. It's actually quite easy to make simple syrup of any berry you want. For cherry or blueberry lemonade, I suggest adding some honey to the simple syrup.

'Holiday's which thankfully happen regularly, FOREVER' *chuckles* love this actor hahahaha

“Can I get my stomach pumped?!” 😂😂😂

@AlexxanderH

5 жыл бұрын

Elvis Arsiniega 😂😂😂

@Lifeandstuff

5 жыл бұрын

Elvis Arsiniega lmao 🤣

@invaderzim4052

5 жыл бұрын

😅

You know what, starting right now I'll stop drinking it. I wanted to cut back on unhealthy products, why not now. I already quit weed, alcohol, tobacco and junk food joints.

Mmmm I love a good bottle of watery, sugary acid Edit: I forgot it has bubbles too! What a deal

@briggzm2098

5 жыл бұрын

Nicolas Schellberg bubbly too

@nic0856

5 жыл бұрын

First time not reading OMG THANKS FOR SO MANNY LIKES I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

Narator: “Wet sugar with bubbles on it” Yup im dum enough to drink that

@fiyastauta

5 жыл бұрын

Makes the two of us 😁

@nunyabisness1979

5 жыл бұрын

considering you misspelled dumb i'm gonna take your word for it.

@nerfiy8004

5 жыл бұрын

Nunya Bisness so you ignored him typing Narrator with one R,but pointed out that he misspelled “dumb” as “dum”,which is just a shortened version,which some people use Huh.

@nunyabisness1979

5 жыл бұрын

@@nerfiy8004 dude it's just a joke get the stick out of your @$$

@Fr3nch23

5 жыл бұрын

@@nerfiy8004 oops someone is mad, better steer clear everyone

Years without soda and I feel great

That bottle though, just makes you want to grab it and hold it.

Haven’t had soda in half a year...proud of myself

@hello-bj6ik

5 жыл бұрын

How..

@smartypants4341

5 жыл бұрын

I dont drink any kind of sodas.cuz idont like them

@0lazar0

5 жыл бұрын

@C.s S same here

@C_theglyde

5 жыл бұрын

3 years for me I have had more energy than ever!!

@theunforgivensoldier4137

5 жыл бұрын

You all probably say that to feel very proud of yourselves despite you probably drank one last night but lets not dwell on that friends! Oh and i see that you have one right now as well!

R: But you're a human! So f* it *bold of you to assume that Roger*

@pandakekok7319

5 жыл бұрын

In the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

@msplays9772

5 жыл бұрын

*69 likes* Niiiiiice

@florinaschilean6143

5 жыл бұрын

@helshemer draken or my species?

@hefhef54321

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he wasn't that far out with his assumption... I'm a Neanderthal

@Sincuttiere

5 жыл бұрын

Not a human as soon as Area 51 is raided

1:48 the bottle got refilled and seconds later it has less again

I used to work on a huge dairy farm. Whenever there was some indication of rats on the farm, we would go out at night and put little dishes of soda in the barns. Rats would drink the soda and be dead by the next morning.

This guy is hilarious! Can I get my stomach pumped lol!

Those companies spend millions of dollar to do best Ads for their Product. And you have ruined their plan just in 3 Minute. Bravo! I was really happy to watch this Video.

@Luis-bk9jn

5 жыл бұрын

3 years this vid has been out and the soda market is still soaring

@JudgementalGoat

5 жыл бұрын

In 2018, the Coca-Cola Company's net operating revenue worldwide was of 31.86 billion U.S. dollars, so no, Cracked didn't even put a dent on their door with this 3-year old video.

@EinfachErwin

5 жыл бұрын

no he didnt.

@marywealth6475

5 жыл бұрын

I watched the whole video WHILE DRINKING SODA, and I still can't wait for my next large-size serving of cold, wet, bubbly candy-sugar! The Coke Freestyle machine is my current favorite tech device. And make mine caffeinated!

@JudgementalGoat

5 жыл бұрын

@Jay Talents Not really, but the point of OP is moot at best

I wish we Americans treated soda like in Mexico or Chile, who requires soda to be labelled with easily visible black stop signs saying "excess calories" and "excess sugar". The same applying to all other junk foods. They even say "Not recommended for children".

@trulythedude

Жыл бұрын

theres literally a diabetes epidemic in mexico because of coca cola

@aaronTGP_3756

Жыл бұрын

@@trulythedude Sure, but that is in spite of the labelling, not because of it. This regulation will likely be uneffective in the short term. I like these simply because they force corporations to be more honest.

@Stupididiot67

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronTGP_3756 Do you think people will care? The majority are already addicted to soft drinks.

@gregrowe1168

Жыл бұрын

It tells you how much sugar and calories it has, nobody seems to care.

I haven't watched the video, yet, but I already know that my world is about to be shattered forever.

its insane how much it bugged me that the bottle refilled itself from one frame to another haha.

@FFKonoko

8 жыл бұрын

+TheMissPelled It's insane how this made me go back and check just how much it did.

@bazar2020

8 жыл бұрын

Are we special? I felt the same!

@ethanpet113

8 жыл бұрын

+TheMissPelled That's big soda's way of brainwashing you.

@wesiivibing

8 жыл бұрын

did it!

@Kareszkoma

8 жыл бұрын

+TheMissPelled I NEED THAT BOTTLE. Instant cola all the way!

.I use Dr. Pepper to unclog drains, pour 1 can in drain and overnight the drain is unclogged, works better than draino.

@0wly

5 жыл бұрын

Rofl Lmao

@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786

5 жыл бұрын

Neol Adams I use dawn dish soap

@cloudniine9

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@DeathByLego

5 жыл бұрын

So that’s why I shit so much.

@JBB685

5 жыл бұрын

That’s actually a good idea, thanks

“Holidays happen regularly, forever!” Corona: I’m going to ruin this mans entire career

@20days4life8

3 жыл бұрын

" You're a human, fuck it" - Man named Roger

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

Corona isn't making holidays illegal, governments are. Corona is the tool not the villain

"If it's hot out, or you like having friends.." Introverts with a.c.: you have no power here.

"...and in some cases, entire holidays. Which thankfully, happen regularly...forever." That snicker at the end lol

@juniorsilvabroadcast

5 жыл бұрын

Half life 3

@fhsjdjskkshi

5 жыл бұрын

@@juniorsilvabroadcast what does this have to do with the comment

@brazox

5 жыл бұрын

@@juniorsilvabroadcast cnfirmd

"Can I get my stomach pumped?" ROTL!!!😂

@mchllwoods

7 жыл бұрын

Azake Rahman if drug companies were honest it's funnier especially at the end when he pulled out the knife. ROTL!!!😂😂

@mchllwoods

7 жыл бұрын

Azake Rahman please do is so funny!😂

@Shumayal

7 жыл бұрын

+Michelle Woods Thanks for the suggestion, I'm going there too to see the knife!

@Adventurer_Gaming

7 жыл бұрын

Michelle Woods xD

@fredflamingo5195

7 жыл бұрын

Michelle Woods

OMG I love this sooooo much! Brings out the water nerd in me!

Hey I am also some guy named Roger, and I love your marketing! It's transparent, to the point, and makes everyone want more of your products nonetheless.

I love this old man. He's so good at delivering these lines in every one of these videos. Roger for President, 2020!

@shafserious2805

5 жыл бұрын

They only give leadership to ignorant people.

@shafserious2805

5 жыл бұрын

@John Moreno thats why they are involved in pedophile rings. Do your research.

@shafserious2805

5 жыл бұрын

@John Moreno lol mate what did i say. Power is given to ignorant people. Look at the current world leaders- are you sleeping or what? Look at the scandles of parliament in the uk and white house. Now as for being rude- in sure if you was infront of me you wouldnt be as rude and forth spoken! Now do some research son!

@Adam-cj2jg

5 жыл бұрын

John Moreno ignorance does not equal lack of intelligence, you're an idiot, what he said was valid.

@kungpaopizza2126

5 жыл бұрын

Josh L *VOTE ROGER*

A million years ago, when I first got my own apartment, I decided it was pointless to spend any of my meagre budget on soda (all i drank was clear soda anyway, and not a ton). So. I just went with filtered tap water, milk and the occasional afternoon tea. *Years of heart burn and acid reflux stopped almost immediately*