Let's be honest here. Even if this was the real ad, people would still buy it.

@sudhanvabalkrishna1850

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!

@cecilarthur3579

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda wanna buy one now

@diecastworld7962

3 жыл бұрын

Of course

@diecastworld7962

3 жыл бұрын

I would surely buy

@-BWS-

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, because energy drinks aren't bad, generally. Its about moderation, and keeping in mind that its obvious you shouldn't drink it if you have a heart condition, or you're pregnant. Its simple. Fucks sakes. Its literally no different than soda or coffee. Drink too much soda or coffee with a heart condition and you'll have some problems. Diabetes too, if there's alot of sugar in what you're drinking.

Monster Energy Drink, Giving you all the energy you need to sit around the house doing fuck all.

@KazimierzRat

7 жыл бұрын

HA

@DaxterAs

7 жыл бұрын

Kfor Kira It gives you a boost to beat it one more time

@sess5514

7 жыл бұрын

is that you GOD??

@meta872

7 жыл бұрын

FancySmileyFace Desu noto ;)

@thebirdtalkofit7822

7 жыл бұрын

Kfor Kira v b.

Missed a trick “People think middle aged white men in suits don’t know what’s cool, but we literally write what it is and feed to you through the screen your eyes are currently glued to.”

@catslovestuff

2 жыл бұрын

Ratio?

@Look_Upon_The_Heart

2 жыл бұрын

@@catslovestuff haha you're so funny

@catslovestuff

2 жыл бұрын

@@Look_Upon_The_Heart this was back when I thought that this was funny :/

@catslovestuff

2 жыл бұрын

@@Look_Upon_The_Heart it’s not

@gtgtma039

2 жыл бұрын

Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Girl, you got a long tongue, you can't go wrong (okay) When you see me, you say I turn you on (yeah, baby) Always say, "If I get a chance" "I'm gonna satisfy your needs" I don't got no problem gettin' on my knees (uh) I don't got no problem (yeah, baby), I'm your freak (come on) I don't got no problem gettin' on my knees (yeah) I don't got no problem, I'm your freak (let's go) Been hittin' me up all day (all day) Ta-ta-talkin' about how she gonna swipe me (swipe me) She said she just love swallowing my babies (my babies) She start doing me inside my Mercedes (my Mercedes) She love going up and down (down) She keep making that "mm" sound (major turn on) Lickin' it Swallow it (swallow it) Gargle it (gargle it) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws (your jaws) Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Girl, now you in my room (you in my room, baby) You not gon' make me cum too soon (I'm not gon' cum too soon) 'Cause I'm gonna make you take your time (take your time, baby) Yeah (take your time, come on, girl) You keep going up and down (so sloppy) You keep making that "mm" sound (so sloppy) You keep going up and down (so sloppy) You keep making that "mm" sound (so sloppy) Hea-hea-head game so vicious (vicious) Whe-when she come up she look me in my face, delicious She said she in love with me Doing those things, so lovely (so lovely) I feel so relaxed (relaxed) She keep me cumming back to back (back to back) Don't get it twisted, I'll bend her back out Don't get it twisted, I'll make her come back Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws (your jaws) Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Her head game incredible, baby Her head game incredible, baby She pop off at the mic She pop off at the mic She pop off at the mic She pop off at the mic Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Yeah) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Get freaky with you, baby) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Yeah, yeah) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Just you and me) Can I? (Private section, baby) Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws) Balls in your jaws Can I? (Can I?) Can I? (Can I?)

The ingredients are worth a pause. I love that it says 1% of our daily bleach intake.

@calebowens693

Жыл бұрын

Of course, it wouldn't be an energy drink without the rage of a bear.

@andrejbrglez1

Жыл бұрын

Only 82% FAKEOZIL, I guess that makes it 18% real

@ElderRaven

Жыл бұрын

The rage of a bear lolol

@Donks-R-us

9 ай бұрын

It's "clean" energy

This is a serious question: What if Roger were our President, and always told the truth like this?

@generichomosapien4666

4 жыл бұрын

No more money

@gnomeshells6876

4 жыл бұрын

Then he wouldn't be a *proper* politician

@shoefly757

4 жыл бұрын

He would be the fastest assassinated president in history.

@XD-qx6sq

4 жыл бұрын

Will Shoemaker yeah for sure

@sasidharselvam4301

4 жыл бұрын

@@shoefly757 🤣😂

This man probably secretly rules the world.

@user-ji5to7bu1o

5 жыл бұрын

I'm ready to submit to my new, smartly dressed sovereign

@akarina47

5 жыл бұрын

If not, then he definitely should though :D!

@MrEOM41

5 жыл бұрын

He's exactly someone who Is expect to 😁

@markjgaletti57

5 жыл бұрын

If he does rule the world I believe he's gotten to the point financially to say when enough wealth is enough. But he still likes to rub the worlds nose in it with truth

@hadbetterdays8118

5 жыл бұрын

Least he's honest

This guy didnt lose his balls like some other comedians of this caliber. Old age is being worn like a suit here.

@PraiseTheFSMonster

Жыл бұрын

And how have other comedians lost their balls

@trishhill7563

Жыл бұрын

I love him! This is my second video & I'm going to binge watch lol.

@FormerSaint80

11 ай бұрын

All that ground up corn and rice with sugar keeps him young!

@username113

10 ай бұрын

Yeah because his comedy is so inoffensive that literally nobody would even think of cancelling him

The funny thing is that the extreme athletes they have promoting these things are the kinds of people who wouldn't need or want to put that stuff in their body.

@sergiowinter5383

2 жыл бұрын

If they did they would need to change professions soon

@RockJohnGR

Жыл бұрын

@@sergiowinter5383 guys... Do you know what a pre workout is and how much caffeine it contains?

@bighawaii

Жыл бұрын

Are you really comparing pre work out to energy drinks? Ima let you think about that for a while.

@FitzChivalryFarseer2

Жыл бұрын

I can think of more extreme people that use the fucking heck out of energy drinks. Active duty vets... Some dumbasses take it waaaaaay to far like this WORK OUT FUCK YEAAAAH dude whose heart gave out after drinks and that work out shit "vitamin" store sells. Guy who ate with him that day told me how the guy said he could see the air moving which is never a type of line that is good to hear

@Elenrai

10 ай бұрын

@@bighawaiiI mean....yeah! Ima let you think about that for the next 8 months, please, shut the fuck up and think a little

Metal Cylinders of Poison. Now that's a pretty badass name for a rock band.

@marcojimenez1695

5 жыл бұрын

pretty metal tbh

@captainloser2951

5 жыл бұрын

But does it djent?

@REmcoo36

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, haha 😄

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

@@captainloser2951 They surely can cylindjent.

@-Vitalis-

5 жыл бұрын

@Rumpel Felt This.

"I'm Roger. And this is a youth." 😂

@theAverageJoe25

4 жыл бұрын

PercivalFromWales “edgy isn’t he”

@iamevil8582

4 жыл бұрын

JBear Antonicic dose he make you feel insecure

@theAverageJoe25

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamevil8582 why not try a metal tube of caffeinated sparkling chemicals

@iamevil8582

4 жыл бұрын

JBear Antonicic there are a lot of ways to get caffeine into your blood and you know all about thos because your so very addicted to caffeine

@MTDfilms

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamevil8582 extreme taste

Fun fact: the term “Impressively overpriced” was the original tag line for Starbucks

@eugenemurray2940

2 жыл бұрын

'Reassuringly expensive'... Was the tag line for a lager brewer... I seem to recall....🤣

@Preklizka

9 ай бұрын

What, wait what, you serious?

@darthmaul197

9 ай бұрын

@@Preklizkabro the comment was made 2 years ago

@theWoodsman25

9 ай бұрын

​@@darthmaul197Who gives a shit?

@jaredlee6591

9 ай бұрын

@@darthmaul197bluh your comment was made also in the long amount of time therefore you’re stupid

My mom is a registered ER nurse and she has lost count of the number of 15 to 25-year-olds that have come in to the ER with heart arrhythmias because they drank so many of these things (usually during video game marathons).

@martinsaint9999

10 ай бұрын

A collegue of mine who drank "Red Bull" regularly has had a heart infarct two months ago. He is 39 years old.

@macaryl95

9 ай бұрын

The problem was caused by them then. Drink one a day and it will probably never happen. That's like saying "my kid drank a full 40 and ran over some pedestrians. We should ban alcohol." While alcohol is arguably more dangerous, most of us would rather keep it. I don't want your brainless kids causing the few things I enjoy to get banned.

@Dbb27

8 ай бұрын

That’s sad. Glad you posted.

This old man is hilarious. Being so positive and uplifting while describing negative benifits of products lol

@JohnSmith-fq7hj

5 жыл бұрын

Yup thats the joke youve been rogered lol

@chillinwithdylan636

5 жыл бұрын

Drew Mont *benefits 🤯

@JohnSmith-fq7hj

5 жыл бұрын

☝and heres the guy who feels it necessary to point out misspelling on the youtube comment section to blow the buzz good job Buzz Killington you really showed us all how smart you are lol smh

@chillinwithdylan636

5 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-fq7hj 🤔 Most people thank me instead of getting all butthurt, Beavis! 😱 🤪

@JohnSmith-fq7hj

5 жыл бұрын

@@chillinwithdylan636 lol they thank you huh? i took english in high school even have a lil piece of paper that says so

1:54 "This product should not be consumed by pregnant women or anyone who wants to keep their brain cells" lmfao!!!

@my1545

5 жыл бұрын

My mom drank monster when she was pregnant and my brother was born premature hes fine now but what the fuck was she thinking

@legoentertainment8750

5 жыл бұрын

Bleach 1%

@tantiwahopak101

5 жыл бұрын

Good eye

@flapafloupas4262

5 жыл бұрын

1 more like😊😊

@mint773

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

Girl: wtf that was only thirty seconds!?!!? Me: You’ve been rogered

@connorbrazier3235

3 жыл бұрын

Under rated comment😂😂😂

@robin2117

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO ROFL

@knvxxx

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, Roger did it in 5 minutes

@muiruridexter

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I legitimately haven't had an "energy drink" since I watched this. That was about two months ago. Just had to come back to say thank you.

@UrDaddy4Real

2 жыл бұрын

What difference u felt

@zendao7967

2 жыл бұрын

Wise

@oliviaadel8324

2 жыл бұрын

Way to go 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@rachel-uu3kh

2 жыл бұрын

I had 3 yesterday and I don't plan on giving them up anytime soon. To hell if they're bad for me I'm just gonna die anyway so I might as well have something to enjoy.😀

@scurus11scurus

2 жыл бұрын

congrats you listened to a fake anti ad about fake ads

This man could sell water to fish

@koilamaoh4238

5 жыл бұрын

He could start his own church and make money the smart way!

@sunny-jonicol2360

5 жыл бұрын

@@koilamaoh4238 is that a South Park reference?

@omer3s973

4 жыл бұрын

Kieran Nicol praise the lorrrdaah

@markc6714

4 жыл бұрын

I think you missed the point. All the videos are sarcastic and highlight the fact you're selling something deadly....not water to fish....cyanide to fish would be more apt.... because you don't need to convince fish to use water

@sunny-jonicol2360

4 жыл бұрын

@@markc6714 I know that, He could still sell water to fish

"Natural stimulants that humans have been enjoying responsibly for thousands of years"? That isn't what the Honest Ads for Coffee video told us. :D

@TetsuDeinonychus

4 жыл бұрын

Compared to energy drinks they're way better, but they're still exploitative drugs in their own right (I say having just drank a mug of oolong tea).

@DorianCairne

4 жыл бұрын

People have been drinking coffee for hundreds of years, but never at the rate that we drink it today.

@taliesine.8343

4 жыл бұрын

The coffee video was less about the coffee itself and more about the companies behind it, which manipulate ppl into thinking its acceptable, drinking 5 cups of these per day.

@TetsuDeinonychus

4 жыл бұрын

@@taliesine.8343 True. **nods head** Also, about encouraging dependency. I mean, it's considered normal not to be able to function without a cup of coffee every single morning. I always thought that was ridiculous (if you *have* to have it every day to function normally. That's addiction. period)

@matthewpatrick7263

4 жыл бұрын

I caught that, too!

I drank 2-3 zero sugar monsters a day for approx 3 years. Stopped cold turkey 3 weeks ago, first week kinda sucked but honestly wasn't that hard to quit.

@halsneed6136

8 ай бұрын

I think because they were zero sugar ones, man. I'm currently still addicted to full sugar redbulls, and it's messing with my weight as well as my caffeine intake. Hopefully I'll be able to quit soon enough, but I'm telling you a can of full sugar redbull is one of the few things that actually makes me feel like I got an energy boost. I'm guessing major lifestyle choices are in order for me.

@sultanabran1

6 ай бұрын

@@halsneed6136 how about going to bed earlier?

@xathridtech727

6 ай бұрын

​@@sultanabran1this is the strangest thing I've heard as a graveyard shift person addicted to caffeine.

@sultanabran1

6 ай бұрын

@@xathridtech727 yeah tough circumstances.

@Blazdragon34

5 ай бұрын

I quit as well. My mom and sister were worried cause I’d drink one about every day at work. Glad I stopped.

I love how this video was made 6 years ago and the first commentary here was 2 weeks ago lol

@JoaoPaulo-et7ds

Жыл бұрын

this is happening in all of their videos

@angelinajoanie

11 ай бұрын

That's the power of Roger!😂

@tommyborovac1343

11 ай бұрын

With patience and consistent quality uploads your channel will blow up.

@mcawesome4150

11 ай бұрын

because they moved their videos from another channel which kept the views but didn’t keep the comments

Cure to energy: 8 hours of sleep

@vcp009

5 жыл бұрын

Cure to 'lack of energy'

@relentlessenterprises9238

5 жыл бұрын

So you're saying we need a resolution AGAINST having energy??

@gvido2923

5 жыл бұрын

Actually those 8hrs have to be in specific timeframe to be effective...from 10pm -11pm thats the last time to get in the bed till and wake up at 6am

@rmills9608

5 жыл бұрын

BlackGoat 98 nah. I tried 8 hours. Couldn't do it. Exercise builds up a tolerance to using up the body's reserve. More = tolerance Then, "rest" to let the body heal. I have gone 72hrs twice & had no negative withdrawal from it. Some people just don't require 8 hours. .

@jkfeatherranch

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but when I have to pull an all nighter I do not have that option so caffeine it is.

The most addictive thing is not heroin, caffeine or sugar, it's watching advertisements with Roger in it!

@DancingSpiderman

7 жыл бұрын

The Humming Boy You're totally Rogered, deude!

@johnnywhiting9989

6 жыл бұрын

The Humming Boy your lack of knowledge bothers me.

@suchafknladyyy5780

6 жыл бұрын

The Humming Boy I'm so late but a-freakin-man lol I love Roger

@blackericdenice

6 жыл бұрын

Except for one about college or was it school books.

@andrewerickson7962

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

It's funny. My brother was a barista used to call the customer's "coffee zombies". You get so hooked you can't stop.

Whenever anyone asks me what red bull tastes like, I tell them “acid piss”

Cracked has taught me that nothing is good. Thank you Cracked.

@osoloko1973

5 жыл бұрын

its all butshit and its bad for you ( George Carlin )

@TheRealFFS

5 жыл бұрын

Except he says that tea and coffee are fine

@7xty001

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealFFS There is one for coffee 🤣🤣

@gunnerysergeanthartmann1728

5 жыл бұрын

@@osoloko1973 George Carlin is one pathetic scumbag who hates men because he had daddy issues when he was a fucking child.

@Millbro82

5 жыл бұрын

@@7xty001 think that was on the coffee industry not coffee itself..

"You've been Rogered." Do it again, man. Do it again.

@watema3381

3 жыл бұрын

yes. but of course.

@arandomperson55

3 жыл бұрын

You're like 444 I don't wanna ruin it 🙃

@rusipotam

3 жыл бұрын

4:41

@bradleyrodriguez3446

3 жыл бұрын

Can you ps. explain what that means bro?

@ashcrimson4104

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradleyrodriguez3446 What are you 8?

I have watched Roger so much that ads are pretty much ineffective on me. I can't thank Roger enough for it. He's the man.

First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaadqclrcrqeeto.html

@MovieTrailersOnly

2 жыл бұрын

You guys should do one deconstructing appliances and how f'ing difficult it is to find the right part, how much they overcharge for little pieces of plastic etc. You'd nail it

@roxaskinghearts

2 жыл бұрын

im a 30 year old who likes the way energy drinks make me feel i typically only drink 2 a day and have so sense i was 18 green monster mmmm green vomit mmmm without caffeine i dont think i would be the person i am today tastes like a mouth full of those pixistyx candies Im a 30 year old who drinks nothing but sugar all day i dont drink water im also more fit then you sugar helps stimulate healthy hunger but i also dont eat sugar or alot of bread i also am constantly having my blood monitored so again im nothing like you

@adamtmiddleton9985

2 жыл бұрын

@@roxaskinghearts I'm 31 and energy drinks gave me Multiple Sclerosis. Hope you enjoy them legs while they still work.

1:51 Bleach 1% I think it's not enuff, add more to enhance flavor

@InsideOfMyOwnMind

6 жыл бұрын

Distraction EDM Just enough to cleanse the palette.

@vr9591

6 жыл бұрын

The very reason i don't like that show because they never provide any links on the researches that can prove their words. Which make it kinda BS said by an old person in a suit. And i'm not talking about that exact video but all the videos they make.

@Eledin91

6 жыл бұрын

+What's up commie Well you have internet to do your own research, pretty much all he says is true but one fact, some of those drinks have way more coffeine than a coffee, depends on the brand. Dont believe me? Do your research, I already did mine and I dont have to do it for you, stop being lazy. No harsh feelings.

@MrNeverSleep

6 жыл бұрын

Omega Fury how about instead of race shaming him you fuck off and stop taking it on a racist level, the mass majority of the rich business men in america are white men because of the fact that the mass majority of men in america are white, and the majority of people that go into this type of business in america, are white, that may be changing with the times but it's an undeniable fact that in this man's generation this is true. It was not a remark meant to be taken on a racist level but rather a notion to the unfair generalization of white old men in suits are the people that run this country and large companies, instead of getting offended by such a slur maybe you should go out there and prove it wrong by actually getting a job in the business section of the economy, instead of spending your time in the youtube comments complaining about it

@MrNeverSleep

6 жыл бұрын

Eledin because it's an unfair generalization probably only included to make it sound worse for the sake of the video, which sounds worse to you "old men in suits" or "old whit men in suits". Which paints a more vivid, detailed image in your head, it's racist, yeah, but I guess that can't be helped, not everyone can share the same views

Red bull doesn't really give you wings 😪

@Loumains

5 жыл бұрын

Dana White does give you wings angel wings gives you a bad heart

@rmills9608

5 жыл бұрын

Dana White no shit. But drinking a shitload will have you thinking you can fly. Then you'll wish you had wings.

@Bb-xq7gk

5 жыл бұрын

But it _does_ give you diabetes 😀👍

@jadenscott8047

5 жыл бұрын

Babazooka boi You don’t get diabetes from sugar tho

@FLPhotoCatcher

5 жыл бұрын

If you drink several per day, it does. Angel wings, that is.

"None of these things give you energy" Sort of. "Taurine" is basically a way to disguise the caffeine content. "We're not 40% caffeine! We're 20% caffeine and 30% Taurine! (which just happens to be 2/3 caffeine)!"

@WolvenSpectre

2 жыл бұрын

not to mention originally sourced from Ox Bull Bile and, allegedly, processed bovine genitalia and pregnant cow milk until easier and cheaper sources were found for mass production.

1:27 Yep that’s the taste, nailed it.

@jdog_beastsquad3115

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

What sucks is that some thing called Sparkling Brain Poison (SPB) would sell like crazy.

@espurious

7 жыл бұрын

Do you have some? I'll buy some

@zyphier

7 жыл бұрын

I used to drink Venom brand energy drink when I was in accounting class. So yeah I'm sure they would.

@bones22j

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Feist SBP, not SPB. Just saying.

@jonfeist1400

7 жыл бұрын

bones22j too much brain poison (flat variety)

@calvinscheuerman

7 жыл бұрын

i'd buy it.

I just realized that Rodger doesn't have eyebrows.

@slowburns3875

7 жыл бұрын

unpossible11 😂

@TiberiusStorm

7 жыл бұрын

He has eyebrows they're just really short and grey.

@ericsbuds

7 жыл бұрын

+Maria Jimenez xDxD

@bumbleWeaver

7 жыл бұрын

Roger is the D'olivara and Morgan Guy from the 90's!!

@hiro6406

7 жыл бұрын

unpossible11 doesnt need one

I use to drink energy drinks on a regular basis. Then I did a argumentative paper on pro caffeine and my research stated the dangers of energy drinks. Now I only drink under 400mg of caffeine from tea and coffee.

@MarshallMathersthe7th

11 ай бұрын

Coward!

@Benji_The_Ghoul

11 ай бұрын

That's still a lot

I am watching it 4 years later!🔥

“Try a can of colored chemicals” *well now i dont want to anymore now that you say it like that

@ThaMentalGod2003

4 жыл бұрын

Mf Tripz and cookies are sugery disks of fat

@JamieDionne

4 жыл бұрын

Mf Tripz Literally everything is chemicals

@HaxxorElite

4 жыл бұрын

you'll try anything lmao

@JamieDionne

4 жыл бұрын

@@HaxxorElite What's that supposed to mean?

@JamieDionne

4 жыл бұрын

Katie Giles Why do you say that?

"And you're so very addicted to caffeine." I laughed at this and then realised that I was pouring fresh coffee to my cup at the same time.

@xxenorr8413

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic isn't it ??? XD

@unripetomato4312

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not addicted to caffeine.......I’m addicted to the taste of coffee........... *accelerating beeping sound coming from my stomach

@anawfulperson

4 жыл бұрын

Unripe Tomato that’s what decaf is for!

@Imsix3402

3 жыл бұрын

I was drinking coffee whilst watching this.. shit

@kriss3d

3 жыл бұрын

I don't see it as an addiction. Its simply what prevents me from killing every user who can't follow a simple guide yet still makes more than I do.

This is how education should be done. Great job Roger.

My wife's cousin died at 32 from not sleeping or drinking water. All he drank was monsters and they found him in the break room at his job dead.

@sultanabran1

6 ай бұрын

that's terrible, but his job was in the break room?

@aPoorsPerspective

6 ай бұрын

@@sultanabran1 he was on lunch break at while at his job and had a heart attack. He was always stressed and didn't take good care of himself. It just sucks because he was so young and had a new born son at the time.

@sultanabran1

6 ай бұрын

@@aPoorsPerspective yeah it's almost selfish to not take care of yourself. you affect so many other people.

@pinokosthewife

5 ай бұрын

That poor young man!!! I read a long twitter thread from someone who developed multiple organ failure from consuming pretty much nothing but energy drinks too and this was a teenager, as I recall. They survived, but wound up very, very, very sick. ;___;

Air is more addictive than this. Damn I cant survive a minute without inhaling it!!!

@house-dq2hz

5 жыл бұрын

Forgot My Name I am addictive to sleeping i sleep everyday! What should i do?

@foljs5858

5 жыл бұрын

Necessary != addictive. And air is beneficial (you need air to function and not to die). Whereas this is just nutritionally harmful or at best, addictive without any effect (so, still monetarily harmful).

@ronrafols3861

5 жыл бұрын

@@foljs5858 woosh

@LordDarkfinst

5 жыл бұрын

@@ronrafols3861 You said it dude... r/woosh

@LordDarkfinst

5 жыл бұрын

@@ronrafols3861 Me neither... But i'll learn it real quick! In a few minutes...

R.i.p to those who died drinking energy drinks.

@mindaugask_

4 жыл бұрын

F to pay respects

@The_zenithgod

4 жыл бұрын

Gustavo Murillo Vega there was a kid who drank 22 Red Bulls and his heart was pumping out of his chest until it literally exploded

@coughodemon8592

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_zenithgod you do know that was debunked right...?

@LetThereBeLightxx

4 жыл бұрын

Gustavo Murillo Vega so post a video of you drinking 10 or more. Let’s test it

@dwoodstwin

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure people die from type 2 diabetes all the time

1:00 Roger saying "hang very loose Anthony" while attempting to throw a gang sign brings me more joy than I could've imagined

"Unlike coffee and *tea*" proceeds to read *ginseng* I could be wrong as i have very few braincells left from all the redbull but isnt ginseng used in tea

@n147258noah

3 жыл бұрын

Ginseng is a natural stimulant, typically in a root form. That being said, so little of it is likely used in a large sample of energy drinks so as to become a meaningless additional ingredient. Vitamin B12 is also a stimulant, and one that is used outside of energy drinks. My mom takes B12 shots to help with her normal levels of energy, but there's likely a difference between an injection of vitamin B12 and the one in a can of energy drink.

@ashuexcel

3 жыл бұрын

I was recommended ginseng and bacopa for my anxiety..to my surprise, it worked better than those pathetic, life ruining benzodiazepines.

@kiillabytez

3 жыл бұрын

Ginsing is a root native to China. Taurine is an amino acid produced naturally in some foods. B12 is a vitamin produced in some forms of food as well.

@Barghaest

3 жыл бұрын

No. You can make ginseng tea but actual tea is from tea leaves.

@kiillabytez

3 жыл бұрын

@@Barghaest Depends on the type. Anything can be made into a tea. What you are referring to is True tea, which originates from China.

Thanks. I feel rogered.

@jasonblalock4429

7 жыл бұрын

He definitely needs to keep that catchphrase.

@henriklarsen8193

7 жыл бұрын

It is sooo damned perfect......

@Sabrowsky

7 жыл бұрын

I second that

@keithmanfredi

7 жыл бұрын

I love Roger

@StabbySabby

7 жыл бұрын

+Keith Manfredi roger that

I enjoy being Roger'd

@DavidJohnson-mo7fq

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Booth TMI bro.

@cougarhunter33

7 жыл бұрын

We're not here to judge you.

@deeznutz9167

7 жыл бұрын

***** me and you both what

@cedcole702

7 жыл бұрын

HIs real name is Jack Hunter--he is a Director, writer and actor

@MythopoeicNavid

7 жыл бұрын

I think America got Roger'd at the elections.

Man pops out and says: there's less sugar and caffeine in them than a Coca Cola. That's of course why we put Grade _A_ Crystal Meth in them

As a consumer of energy drinks, I love this ad. 😂

TTo muchh *_Red Bull_* can makke you a biit twitchy aand that makes itt harrder to typee.

@burningpentagram666

7 жыл бұрын

Lay offthe RB mate....

@avishekvdas908

7 жыл бұрын

cudnt agry maor

@EternalResonance

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Starr not only that but fks you liver n kidney.

@veryfoxy8922

7 жыл бұрын

the upside down avatar really makes this comment. I rate 8.87/10

@jakobzilinski6273

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Starr is it bad that I only noticed the double letters at the beginning at first

This was so extreme I had to watch it at 2X speed- and then watch it twice! EXTREME!!

@xPancakes4lyf

7 жыл бұрын

watching it at .5 speed is hilarious!

@tonauac784

7 жыл бұрын

theQiwiMan To the MAX!

@atomm7316

7 жыл бұрын

I watched this while sky diving...SUPER XTREME!!!!

@Jezelf14

7 жыл бұрын

XSTREAM

@chriswedemann8599

7 жыл бұрын

theQiwiMan I listened to this while dueling. xtreme

Thanks. I'm ten days into cold turkey from four monsters a day. I needed that little bit of reinforcement. 👍🏆

I just wanna buy more at this point. Better than the actual ads

Hortons sparkling brain poison. Metal tube of cafinated sparkling chemicals. Metal cylinders of poison. Metal tube of cafinated sparkling syrup. Lmao

@absoluteblue3567

4 жыл бұрын

Hortons sparkling brain poison is my favorite of those terms

@ThaMentalGod2003

4 жыл бұрын

2020: caffinated sugery disks of fat! (cookies)

@tarlankasra

4 жыл бұрын

*caffeinated* FYI smh

This and obsessive pop culture are the only things I truly enjoy on this channel anymore.

@henriklarsen8193

7 жыл бұрын

No love for After Hours or Spit Take? :-(

@petercarioscia9189

7 жыл бұрын

Henrik Larsen most people hate the spit take. I enjoy it...but people see it as a privileged white guy talking down to them. maybe it is that but I think it's funny.

@henriklarsen8193

7 жыл бұрын

peter Carioscia Really? I never got that vibe. Then again, I am a priv whitey, so... Still like it, though, Jack has the best faux hipster disdain for the world ever :-)

@vulpinedeity3379

7 жыл бұрын

Are you... do you guys... think white privilege is real?

@ArieanKing3797

7 жыл бұрын

It's my privilege to think white privilege is real.

Sugar, caffeine, and all other kinds of goodies in a mix that'll dissolve steel nails. Yum.

@kazj1728

Жыл бұрын

The HCl your stomach produces naturally for digestion will also dissolve most things, like food.

@mayganphynix8267

Жыл бұрын

Probably same with soda.

@mayganphynix8267

Жыл бұрын

​@@kazj1728I doubt we could dissolve a nail 😬

@RunicSigils

Жыл бұрын

@@mayganphynix8267 HCl is one of the most powerful acids. The problem isn't if it can but if there's time. Depending upon the size and overall density of the metal the problem is that it wouldn't be staying in your stomach long enough to be fully dissolved in most cases. No question it theoretically could, you're just far more likely to end up with holes in your intestine. And possibly esophagus trying to get it there in the first place. Also, to the thread in general sugar has nothing to do with anything in terms of breaking anything down. Carbonated things in general are what is going to cause damage to your teeth because they use carbonic acid - which is, you know, an acid - to get the carbonation in there. Realistically if you are afraid of your teeth being broken down by the things you eat or drink then it is generally carbonation, most condiments (almost all of them have vinegar which is just acetic acid), and citrus fruits or things that contain their juice (citric acid) that you want to avoid. Sugar has its problems but people have made up a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with anything about it. Things like sugar rushes are also complete nonsense. At least in the way most people consider them. If you aren't eating enough calories or something then having some sugar can boost your long-term energy by providing you with the normal energy you need, but there isn't some magical extra effect you get from having sugar specifically. If you're missing calories you're missing calories. Pulling some grass in your back garden would have the same effect as eating the sugar in that situation. The only difference is if you're eating a candy bar as opposed to the grass in your back garden it's going to be a lot easier to get more calories than you need. Which will just make you fatter not add a little yellow circle next to your real life stamina bar.

@bluejesus105

11 ай бұрын

Absolutly identical to any other soda on the market.

Sugar is not more addictive than heroin. That's ridiculous.

@7uring

2 жыл бұрын

@@berubettonyan you got a big mouth for an anime profile pic, nerd.

“This is a youth”. That had me laughing right off the bat😂

if tobacco ads were honest

@tropicaljupiter

7 жыл бұрын

Tobacco advertises?

@anyjen

7 жыл бұрын

In the US. They are alive and well in many parts of the world.

@whytepanther22

7 жыл бұрын

If tobacco ads were honest, hell would freeze over.

@adamh5848

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it would be funny to hear Horton talk about it

@hassi44

7 жыл бұрын

At this point, they pretty much tell you outright the grotesque consequences of tobacco smoke. The thing is, people generally don't care. Especially those who don't plan on living indefinitely...

This made me want a Redbull 🥃

Hes great, hes very honest and refreshing, he reminds me alot of the male version of the great betty white, being brutally honest while smiling

THAT IS THE TASTE!!! I've been trying to place it for YEARS!

@erensalyer9705

6 жыл бұрын

Omega Fury Well that escalated quickly.

@criscorcoran2904

6 жыл бұрын

*keeps drinking it*

@MrStonedgolem

6 жыл бұрын

Why do so many people know what piss tastes like?

@malachiwalker8216

6 жыл бұрын

avoca dude I'm pretty sure everyone has tasted piss at least once in life, even if it was accidental or a small amount

@annachan8151

6 жыл бұрын

avoca dude because of the way it smells

I feel like this is really funny, but I didn’t laugh

@yohandrys

5 жыл бұрын

I find honest adds very funny, but strangely I don't laugh while watching them. Laughing out loud isn't necessary.

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz this video isn't funny, just ironic.

@muhammadmilleanohanif5145

5 жыл бұрын

It's very funny but its true.

@p.a.r.c1694

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah...the truths of our self destructive behaviours kinda echoes in the back of this video...or is it my paranoia?

@JustinHath99

5 жыл бұрын

I finally laughed when I read this comment, thanks 😁

Between energy drinks, soda, alcohol, and coffee with so much milk in it that you never stop using the bathroom I think we are all just trying to find what gives us satisfaction now but kills us slowly. Lol

@Jakethegoodman

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats why i smoke

@MyVanir

10 ай бұрын

It's fine, a decade after you go in the box, your skeleton will be almost the same as that of the super-healthy guy's.

3:04 HIS HAND MOTIONS WHILE SAYING "HORTON'S SPARKLING BRAIN POISON" AND THEN THAT LITTLE LAUGH LMFAO

He isn’t even trying to be funny, it’s just honesty 😭😭😭😂

@ElijahGamings99

4 жыл бұрын

That's kinda of the point...

@50c42

3 жыл бұрын

Meh not really, most energy drinks are the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee

@sam-psonsmith9951

3 жыл бұрын

@@50c42 caffeine yes. but energy drinks have tons of other shit in them. while coffee is usually 90% just hot water. maybe some milk if you like that. energy drinks are usually 90% chemicals and sugar.

@addyrocks19524

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@ameliemaynard4217

3 жыл бұрын

@@50c42 The caffeine isn't the worst part theres a lot of chemicals in it as well. Especially in the calorie free ones

Switching to coffee and tea now...

@NightcorEDM

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm i wonder why you dont have over 1k likes..

@AxeAR

5 жыл бұрын

Switching to water now...

@Andrew-on3vc

5 жыл бұрын

Or just have no caffeine since it's not even a necessity.

@Shadow77999

5 жыл бұрын

No

@melancholyentertainment

5 жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-on3vc It is too lmao

Roger: "We'll get you hooked on stimulants!" Me with ADHD: "I have no such weaknesses" (If you're confused, people with ADHD have a chemical imbalance in their brain that causes a lack of natural stimuli. Because of this, caffeine and sugar, while still unhealthy, stimulate the brain to a more natural level. This is the same thing ADHD medication does, just less efficient.)

@godamnit9453

2 жыл бұрын

Damnit I didn't know this. I just got diagnosed with ADHD about two months ago, but before I knew I had It, I was always confused as to why energy drinks made me feel sorta calmer.

"You're been Rogered." LMFAO. Oh these are so good and informative. Glad Roger is back.

No joke people are dying drinking these. Guy at my work fell over and had a Seizure from drinking 2 back to back.

@hippietoes456

5 жыл бұрын

TheAaronmcmahon11 it’s so crazy that these do that to some people, meanwhile other people can use hard drugs daily, multiple ones at that, for years and not have that happen. Makes you wonder if those people just had something wrong that woulda gone off eventually anyway, or if random cans have an irregularly higher amount of one of the ingredients, or if one of the ingredients it’s very dangerous to a very tiny percentage of the population and it’s yet to be known and studied.

@petarc8152

5 жыл бұрын

You cant die from 300 mg of caffeine my dude... It takes above 1 gram for really sensitive people to die, but usually over 2-3 grams

@kevinkaysEwarrior

5 жыл бұрын

@@petarc8152 if you have a low seizure threshold that you didn't know about and you pump that much caffeine in your body along with other stimulants in the drink it can spike a fatal seizure. Plus what those do to your heart isn't healthy either

@dwinguzman2759

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. Guy at my work found himself in the hospital after taking these two straight days just to earn too much work productivity. I mean, with no sleep wtf! Insanity is what you get from these.😆😆😆

@robertbennett2796

5 жыл бұрын

@@petarc8152 you can drink up to 400mg of caffeine in a 24hr period

"metal cylinders of poison" LOL.

KZread: Recommended Me: Gets a Monster and start drinking HAHAHA

Welcome back, Roger! You the Man! We missed you!

1:51 This list man. Lmao, I'm done. Look at this, Saranonin, the rage of a bear, fool's gold, zapazine, FAKEOCIL, bleach, munchnones. LMFAO 🤣

@RubberSideDown2

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for bringing that up. Had to pause. Wtf lol

@royalpain9281

3 жыл бұрын

It’s only 1% bleach it’s totally safe :D

@Puschit1

3 жыл бұрын

There is bleach in energy drinks, though. It's from the cleaning process of the machines that produce it and exceeds the safe amount by many factors. Surprised that Roger didn't mention that.

@RubberSideDown2

3 жыл бұрын

@@Puschit1 I don't doubt it. I work for a meat processing plate and yep all sorts of chemicals in it and you guessed it. After the sanitation crew comes through all those deadly chemicals goes into the meat 🍖 enjoy your meal folks 😉

@jimmyjames8573

3 жыл бұрын

😁 I had to pause it and read too the percentages caught my eye

He shoulda said “ this is a KYLE!!!”

@xxenorr8413

4 жыл бұрын

This is what iran sees 1 sec after hearing millions of monster energy cans getting opened.

@hmm7808

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir...

@kylej741

4 жыл бұрын

🤔

Im drinking a monster during this and when he started naming all the ingredients he named all of em on my monster. Bruh.

@tristanavila1876

3 жыл бұрын

Well no shit.

I love poking fun at the hypocrisy of human beings. This is great.

Coffee is better. Tea is even better. Water is the best.

@The1985zFinest

7 жыл бұрын

The Artist meth is ok

@imienazwisko6527

7 жыл бұрын

Bleach is tasty!

@9xxxmusicxxx9

7 жыл бұрын

The Artist funny enough the only three things i drink are black coffee, unsweet tea, and water

@Pesthuf

7 жыл бұрын

Carbonated Water is where it's at.

@The1985zFinest

7 жыл бұрын

The Artist carbonated piss is really healthy from what i heard. You should try it, its awesome!

The honest ads guy should run for president, Cracked Guy 2020

@angeltesfayexo6909

6 жыл бұрын

Do you understand what you're saying, he won't be "honest" anymore the government will turn to an enforcer of the law with meaningless changes both big and small, he''ll be more corrupted....plus he gets paid to being honest because he gets money while the audience gets suckered right in like any other thing, to vouch for him because he simply speaks both the "truth" and truth smh

First video from your channel. Already love it.

"You've been rogered" is now my favorite outtro, because I found out what that means.

*This video privately funded by Starbucks*

@wealthmaster69

6 жыл бұрын

MrGriff305 Lol

@jilliansmith7123

6 жыл бұрын

IS this video funded by Mormons? Well, I totally disagree with their theology, but their physical health is among the best known.

@Cjv123

5 жыл бұрын

MrGriff305 have ya seen the one about coffee? LoL

@Fazzel

5 жыл бұрын

And Coca Cola

@jilliansmith7123

5 жыл бұрын

Osiris Rex: SHHHHHH! The President of Coca Cola told me to tell you to SHHHHHHH! Damn it!

1:51 *WTF Nutrition Facts* Calories - too many Total Fat - Tons The rage of a bear Fool's Gold - 110% Bleach - 1%

@pineappleproductions1696

5 жыл бұрын

Somthin wrong?

@oa9842

5 жыл бұрын

not enough beach

@blackcrystaI

5 жыл бұрын

Its fake.,..

@MrMk1970

5 жыл бұрын

Fat???

@dylangilbert4347

5 жыл бұрын

😂 didn't see that

Used to drink 2 "Rockstar Punched" energy drinks over a couple hours while playing Call of Duty. There's a reason they called it "Twitch Sniping". 😂

Dude ripping his shirt off was perfect! Had me DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

1:26 "Even if they taste like a bunch of sweet tarts that got peed on!" Gotta love this description!

@petervansan1054

3 жыл бұрын

except it is wrong...

@ProphetGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Vaňušanik Taurine comes from bull piss and sweet tarts are compounded sugar tablets. He right on the money.

@petervansan1054

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProphetGuardian still does not make it taste bad

jokes on you, im a sugar addict, not a caffine sucker

@calebisbae9413

7 жыл бұрын

Brandon McBadass my strange addiction: Pepsi

@BrandonMcBadass

7 жыл бұрын

CalebIsBae lol im not a fan of Pepsi, im a Tea fan. Like Brisk and AriZona

@calebisbae9413

7 жыл бұрын

Aw ; (

@BrandonMcBadass

7 жыл бұрын

***** jesus christ! No! I have moderation, its not like i wake up and drink half a gallon eavh day lol no i drink juice and and stuff

@herpderpmonkey

7 жыл бұрын

" i drink juice **and stuff **" fyi there's no such thing as a sugar addiction. You dont go through withdrawal when you cut sugar out.

“Metal tube of sparkling chemicals”.. amazing 😂😂

A friend from work literally died of a massive heart attack, he lived on Red Bull whilst on Night shift drank a dozen per night, he was 27 when he died

Reminds me of the satire of GTA.

I laughed and enjoyed this a lot. As i chug down a monster.

@marjansarec2337

2 жыл бұрын

yuck

@standardofexcellence

Жыл бұрын

"A bunch of sweet tarts someone peed on"

Contents list! 🤣🤣 Still better than what I thought was in there.

Seriously though, if you want caffeine just drink coffee or tea. I used to drink mountain dew amp but had to stop because it gave me hear palpitations.

@choogheem

Жыл бұрын

damn, it affected your ears?

@JohnDoeRando

Жыл бұрын

@@choogheem lol I meant heart.

@choogheem

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoeRando indeed - we all do it, just like to find the humor in our mistakes

Me: *awkwardly sips a can of Rockstar*

@diablominero

3 жыл бұрын

Rockstar Punched feels different than coffee.

@trevthekidd

3 жыл бұрын

I knew a douchebag that drank those, try not to get prostate cancer like I hope he does.

@kiillabytez

3 жыл бұрын

If I was drinking Rockstar instead of Monster Energy, I'd feel awkward too!

@kiillabytez

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevthekidd That's like saying you're a black person who hates black people!

@johndavid7920

2 жыл бұрын

@@diablominero Rockstar Punched is 🔥. Their limited edition Samurai Cola is fire as well. Tastes like a Slurpee. Just make sure to drink it chilled on ice.

Gotta watch out for chemicals. That dihydrogen monoxide is nasty stuff!

@Payne3991

7 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, most addictive chemical there is ;-)

@TehFuzzyCoconut

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@bigdaddyturtle2008

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan C they say serial killers drink it

@collinmccarter5194

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan C I heard the government has been putting it in our water to poison us.

@Ghandimw2

7 жыл бұрын

No kidding, it was so strong it sunk the Titanic.

How many of these ads are there? I love it and I can’t stop!

@cracked

3 жыл бұрын

Lots! And we're hoping to make more soon!

"More addictive than caffeine, or heroin. Let's go to a skate park..." Love it.

Isn't that how they sell alcohol to people because let me tell taste is horrible and just as much sugar as energy drinks

@kaninma7237

4 жыл бұрын

You haven't tried Czech beer or other really good alcoholic beverages. About American beer, we say it is like having sex in a canoe.....it is fucking close to water! Na zdravi! :)

@lukestrife3932

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU Ive reached the conclusion that very few people really like beer, they just drink it for status and social acceptance

@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN

4 жыл бұрын

.

@ThaMentalGod2003

4 жыл бұрын

@haunted voice me: *tastes alcohol of my dad* also me: *spits it all out after a half second*

@sinisterpickle594

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukestrife3932 your conclusion is wrong

You know, I find his honesty quite extreme and thus will be more than willing to let my guard down and buy a case of these chemicals.

To be fair, some energy drinks have significantly more caffeine than a cup of coffee (iirc, some have like 300+ mg of caffeine per can) so you can get an entire gram of caffeine in your system with only 3 bottles of energy drink and a single cup of coffee instead of the 10+ cups of coffee you'd need otherwise. Granted, you'll probably only need that much caffeine when your caffeine tolerance is so ridiculously out of wack that you probably should stop taking caffeine for a bit to lower your tolerance and just sleep like a normal person but who has time to sleep anyways?

1:27 Tears and hurt sides from breathlessly laughing. Well done.