*YOU'VE BEEN ROGERED*

@thematthewlondon

7 жыл бұрын

they've used that once and never again! i don't understand it, it's so perfect!

@aslfdjalskjflkajs134

7 жыл бұрын

rogered literally means fucked though....

@thematthewlondon

7 жыл бұрын

yeah and he's describing how credit card companies are fucking you, therefore it's perfect

@yojgee

7 жыл бұрын

I'll vote for Roger if he runs for president.

@photoshopfatnickwright765

7 жыл бұрын

they should do colleges/ education

This is definitely the middle finger to Walmart....

@driftwolf

7 жыл бұрын

They really are the worst possible superstore chain. Others try, but never quite manage to plumb the depths of depravity that Walmart achieves on a regular basis.

@heretical_habits9512

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Alexander I work at Wal-Mart

@Mew_Mokuba_Akari

7 жыл бұрын

So do I and they've been cutting my hours by half hour to and hour for weeks till this week got 1 full 8 hour shift, one 4 and a half hour shift and nothing else the rest of the week. When I asked the personnel lady Mon, she says 'I'll look into it.' Wed, she says, 'I Have to get with this co-manager to go over peoples schedules.' Still no schedule. Its not the first time this has happened.

@MrBlackdragon1230

7 жыл бұрын

I worked for Slavemart.... i mean Walmart for 12+ years and its even worse than this honest ads commercial.

@heretical_habits9512

7 жыл бұрын

Paul George really, I rather enjoy it. some of it isn't easy but it pays bills and has good people working there

As a former employee of Walmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate.

@D-Ry

4 жыл бұрын

7 years I slaved for corporate ass-kissers, was promised the world...then they shat all over it. I was such a fool

@nolantheseabreeze

4 жыл бұрын

it wasnt walmart it was rogers iteam cube

@NEVALOVE

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@walkerpendleton760

4 жыл бұрын

D -Ry I thought that was religion

@BeaverChainsaw

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the closing down stores when unions demand fair wages part

Walmart: NO UNIONS! Germany: No Walmart!

@Spaziergaenger975

2 жыл бұрын

They still there, but they are not relevant

@vonmitchell264

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spaziergaenger975 yeah but they arent as proftiable because they have to pay their employees a decent wage in Germany.

@dewilew2137

2 жыл бұрын

What about amazon?

@jenshep1720

2 жыл бұрын

@@dewilew2137 also have to pay a decent wage. i have a buddy who works in a warehouse there. the shifts are shit, but the pay is good enough and you dont need to have qualifications. theres even benefits from what i hear!

@anna-flora999

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spaziergaenger975 where?

I like how the “employees” are dressed kind of like prisoners

@sharonb3939

4 жыл бұрын

Yup minimum age depressed teenager

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

the escape from prison. Walmart is the cell, minimum wage jobs are the prison

@lockinhinddanger934

3 жыл бұрын

It's not far off, unless you're in management, those places are terrible to work for, never work at retail unless you want no one to give a shit about you.

@housephone9090

3 жыл бұрын

They are prisoners

@hadbetterdays8118

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention his tie matches there outfit

absolutely love this guy

@iainhansen1047

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Not That Famous as do we all

@rmw.4079

7 жыл бұрын

KMike68Camaro oh, how brave and smart you are, using the forbidden word in the comment section on the internet. bravo, big boy.

@steveevans827

7 жыл бұрын

KMike68Camaro lol. Even your user name is trash. if you were to interpret your user name it would be. . . Kkkmylimpdickfucksmysister&mominthebackofourcarwithnowheels@thetrailerpark. Ur a peanut m8.

@68camarorsss33

7 жыл бұрын

RM W. 😂😂😂 no problem

@kathihicks3305

7 жыл бұрын

absofrigginlutely love this guy !!!!

Don't worry. Before long, Walmart will be replaced by Amazon. Then things will be different. Not better. Just different.

@shaniasmith4230

5 жыл бұрын

Amazon will beat their ass, with rime and the return of bbb movies. and you dont have to see awful people to make shopping.

@SSVegeta937

5 жыл бұрын

@Liam O’Neil Which is why we should all get out there and support Andrew Yang. #yanggang2020

@someguy2135

5 жыл бұрын

@@SSVegeta937 Universal Basic Income will happen eventually in some form or another.

@ThePurpleRoseWithAHedge

5 жыл бұрын

Some Guy, Good day. You're probably right. I'm glad you said this. Scary times. I apologize in advance for rhe essay 😆. Don't be upset. I just wanted to (long winded-ly) piggyback off of your comment. I can't fathom is how anyone thinks this is a good idea? Fyi, I just have a bunch of rhetorical questions. Why would anyone actually vote for that? I don't think ppl really know what " universal basic income" will do & how it will affect the genuine population who needs it the most. I don't think most of us understand the gravity of this. Those most in need won't see the devastation coming b/c ppl tend to blindly trust "certain ppl" & numbers. Trying to live off of $1,000 or $2,000 or so in this economy as the only assistance, will yield devastating results. That UBI must be used for for your "basic needs". If rent is $1,000+, how.....? What about food, incidentals, medical, transportation, phone, etc.? This means that those very much needed programs had right now, will go away. The ppl who need these programs the most will suffer in ways they never thought they'd see. Sadly, I know too many ppl who have abused the programs & they didn't need them. However, I'm not speaking of them. Only those who really need help. UBI would work if it would be allowed to supplement the absolute most important programs. Unfortunately, that's not how it would work. In a market where college grads have accumulated useless paper accolades to pay back & no jobs, social media changing how much ppl are getting paid, the digital age knocking long time workers out of employment, cashier-less or bare minimum cashiers, self checkouts, automation all around, etc., how is this is a good idea? How are ppl falling for the gov't's "love" for the ppl? They're feigning concerns & solutions (creating order out of chaos) like UBI while claiming massive debt. I'm sorry but my math must be off. I guess new math says national debt is equal to free money to give everyone. There are a few documentaries about somewhere in the UK ( I think; been some years since seeing) that describes how much of a struggle it is to have to use it for rent, food, medical insurance/medical visits/medicines, phone, etc. Some can't get a place. They couch surf or whatever but, can't do it all. They have to choose what's most important & even commit crimes to supplement. There was a doc where drug addictions were issues UBI was the income. I don't remember the names of the docs. I've seen a few of them. Crimes will definitely increase. Henceforth, why all the ever so frequent, sudden & convenient "$h00+!ng$" prompting gun control. Leaving most with limited to no way to defend yourself once the "Kraken" is released. Agenda 21 in full effect a.k.a. real life hunger games is my opinion of will happen much faster should this UBI thing happen. OK, enough rambling, good day.🙂

@someguy2135

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThePurpleRoseWithAHedge I don't think Andrew Yang intends to remove all other financial safety net programs and replace them with his UBI. The question also involves the amount that a UBI would be. I don't know much about economics, but it seems to me that the new disruptive technologies of robotics and artificial intelligence will require some compensation by the federal government to avoid the effects of mass unemployment.

“Hi I’m Rodger and I own far too many companies”. He finally admit it.

@m1k3l1f3

3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile picture Ducky Boi

I love how the employees of Roger's Item Cube are wearing prison colors😂😂

@LucasFernandez-fk8se

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think that was on purpose though Walmart has blue target has red I think they were just trying to find another color so they didn't get sued

@jamiehammond7401

6 жыл бұрын

Good eye.

@zeroclipsclips9282

6 жыл бұрын

That's home depot.

@garganrose

5 жыл бұрын

*ZEROCLIPS* clips Actually Home Depot employees wear aprons unless they’re on the Met team which sort of is and sort of isn’t a Home Depot employee it’s complicated

@garganrose

5 жыл бұрын

HCB 93 Well being a retail worker feels a lot like being a printer so it’s only natural

“I’m still Roger and, hell, I’m running for president too because, well, f*ck it I guess” best Roger moment evah

@thhseeking

4 жыл бұрын

I can see Roger getting to the White House ... why not? A hotel and golf course magnate with failed businesses behind him managed it.

@zacharyjohnson9817

4 жыл бұрын

Roger reminds me of my Dad....

@venangoproductions

4 жыл бұрын

thhseeking sounds like the current one

@mangeof8230

4 жыл бұрын

Seeing as Kayne is running, Go Roger!

@jacobwhite9961

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

“Screw it, let’s just be everything.” -Roger’s Item Cube Sign.

@deathcall7779

4 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s not like a saw that in the video. What a unique comment.

@Nash237

4 жыл бұрын

@@deathcall7779 "What a unique comment." says the person using the most unoriginal backlash comment towards a quote from something in a video. "Where are your parents?"

I'm literally sitting in the Walmart employees lounge watching this, kill me.

@riverraisin1

3 жыл бұрын

Play it loud!

@Stormy_Coyote

3 жыл бұрын

Walmart should just start building literal suicide booths at their locations for their work slaves. Then again, they would probably charge you to use them.

@robertcarmosino6563

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stormy_Coyote Hey , its the American Way ...$$$

well that was the darkest one I seen

@damonf7422

7 жыл бұрын

lord Rabbit sad but true

@swordsman111982

7 жыл бұрын

lord Rabbit wonder why they went dark with this one over the other honest commercials.

@OverlordMMM

7 жыл бұрын

Roger is probably just having more fun with the role.

@Nero-was-Right

7 жыл бұрын

lord Rabbit well its true. That's how big business destroys small ones and jobs. And creates dependance on them

@jirkazalabak1514

7 жыл бұрын

+Kevin I think is it because this is much more harmful than any of the other scams. This actually directly destroys the economies of small towns all over the developed world, whereas the other ones mostly just destroy the 3rd world, and let´s be honest here, no one in the 1st world really cares about the 3rd world.

Roger 2020: "Because...Fuck it, I guess"

@thexalon

7 жыл бұрын

I preferred Frank Zappa's slogan: "Could I do any worse?"

@MrJuggalokilla69

7 жыл бұрын

Francisco Pereira he doesn't want to be a president he want just enough of us to remember him so he can be an advisor or maybe a moderator for the next debate...look it up why political debates can't be honest

@skyscreamstudios

7 жыл бұрын

He could be the moderator at the presidential debate between himself and himself. Hmm... I think I might be onto something there ...

@mildreddavis1684

6 жыл бұрын

Terry McQuarrie THAT would be awesome! Seeing him sitting there [twinkle in his eye]..so tongue in cheek Everyone waiting with baited breath - just hoping for him to snap and rip each presidential candidate a new one...ahh, one can dream

Working for Walmart and they threatened to fire me for being sick. During COVID. They also threatened to fire me for "working too slow" but, on the same day, they gave me a meaningless promotion and commended me on my "hard work and efficiency." They're insane.

@mineduck3050

Жыл бұрын

I'd only work at Walmart long enough to fill the plumbing with concrete wherever I could, and then to watch the fireworks.

"Small amount of very little money"

@johnfoltz8183

4 жыл бұрын

Or with plastic debt rectangles

@tabrezakhtar7192

4 жыл бұрын

Very smart way of saying literally no money

What is this man not roasting... I love it

How about "If The U.S. Government were honest"? I'd pay real money just to see that video.

@mildreddavis1684

6 жыл бұрын

jediknight38 Yes, he'd have to jump over a big-ass rabbit hole. "Don't fall in - it's deep""

@ImNotADeeJay

5 жыл бұрын

Government and honesty don't go together

@RetroKingOG

5 жыл бұрын

Should roger dress as Trump?? Lol

@scottevans7095

5 жыл бұрын

@@RetroKingOG i believe hillary is actually a better candidate for your comment. Ahhhhh, her first time at being a better candidate.....for anything.....ever

@JustTheTruth-Please

4 жыл бұрын

A perfect question for this moment in time.

'Roger' Captures the pyschopathic personalities of Corporate CEO's and upper management very well. Well done Cracked...

@marissawilson4644

4 жыл бұрын

Rights!!!

Wal-mart actually makes you sign a waver when you start working there saying you understand that if you start a union they will fire you.

@ugc9873

4 жыл бұрын

Bull Dozer Hell yeah! Thanks to freedom* I can choose where I want to be a slave!

@Deadite_Scholar

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that be a violation of the National Labor Relations Act?

@thomasjensen5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 If people chose not to work shit jobs because they don't pay enough, nobody would work those jobs. People work those jobs because it's better than not getting paid at all, so they work 2 or more jobs just to survive. Wages haven't kept up with inflation since the 70s.

@thomasjensen5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 Without knowing the circumstances of the individual, it's hard to give a definitive answer, but it doesn't matter. The bottom line is that even entry level jobs should pay a living wage. The elderly are becoming more and more forced to work those jobs to survive, so is your answer to say screw them because it's just entry level?

@dumbnerd8316

4 жыл бұрын

Bull Dozer There are many other factors involved in a person’s socioeconomic status that are out of that person’s control. As much as we’d all like for every human in the world to be given an equal shot at a good life, that simply isn’t the case. Oftentimes, if somebody is born into poverty, they will stay in poverty, working dead-end jobs at entry-level positions. This isn’t due to how the person was lazy, but rather how external forces prevented him from getting a better job.

how about: IF SOCIAL MEDIA SITES WERE HONEST: "We'll give you a network for free, except we won't and instead sell your identity to 3rd party advertisers and bombard you with ads. We'll take the awkwardness of human interaction and replace it with a different kind of awkward with newsfeeds and updates that sterilize basic human social skills development."

@ideasdigital759

6 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Pace Spot on, man.

@MsZephyra

6 жыл бұрын

Also greatly adding to depression because usually people only give the best highlights, leaving out their struggles, so it looks like most people aren't having a hard time.

@philliefan94

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Pace and you can say whatever you want, so long as it coincides with our liberal views. Otherwise, you can and will be blacklisted. And nobody wants that, right?

@troywright359

5 жыл бұрын

@@philliefan94 well the opposite extreme would be just as bad

@Fuzzy_Halo

5 жыл бұрын

I read your comment in Rogers voice :)

The only reason to be subscribed to Cracked is this show

@Gabumon93

6 жыл бұрын

Cracked has OTHER shows? Blasphemy!

@paulgonzales7606

5 жыл бұрын

@Clarence Maggazz the company got bought and the new CEO fired everyone you see on these videos. I'm wonder what this old guy doing now. He is amazing

@elbowmisawa3478

5 жыл бұрын

@@paulgonzales7606 what!? that's too disapointing.

@chriss1757

5 жыл бұрын

You too?

@LibraryofAcousticMagic3240

5 жыл бұрын

And People watching. It's also great.

"Toys, guns, cribs!" That's such a great line.

This series is teaching me so much about America

@starsymcdoodle6965

4 жыл бұрын

Come visit its great! /s

@eeveegaming4798

4 жыл бұрын

Not just America, capitalism in general. America is just capitalism but without many if any actual regulations on anything

@nathanieladams4173

4 жыл бұрын

This is nothing new but funny way of showing it

@C00kiesAplenty

4 жыл бұрын

@@eeveegaming4798 And the regulations we do have are slowly being undone by "lobbyists" or in other words, rich corporations are bribing politicians so they can make more money

@talleywa5772

4 жыл бұрын

"cApItUhlIsUhM bAd."- someone benefiting from capitalism.

is it just me or was this episode way darker than all the other ones?? lol

@SagaciousNJ

7 жыл бұрын

Clare O'Brien it's darker because it's more true all the funny comedic exaggerated elements are part of real life :/

@animeempire4878

7 жыл бұрын

Walmart is even darker than this. they are literally pointing out Walmart lol ... well most of the companies are worst than this

@joycedunnell3182

6 жыл бұрын

+Styx The employment aspect is especially true with Wal-Mart. Several people I know who used to work there claimed they were treated like garbage, overworked, under paid, little to no benefits, no chance of advancement. I even know of one instance where a former employee was framed by management who accused her of taking money from the cash register simply because they didn't like her.

@ciriusn

6 жыл бұрын

That's because you recognised the truth in what he's saying, and the truth in this World is 99% of the times very Grim!! but like Roger would say "Lets ignore the fact they are feeding us Pig Shit and Enjoy it anyway!!"

@creflowsdollabill9359

5 жыл бұрын

@@joycedunnell3182 That happened to me in 2000

Roger for president!!!!

@BlaineTog

7 жыл бұрын

At least he's honest!

@blowinsmoke5938

7 жыл бұрын

He already is, his name is Donald J. Trump.

@ethanredding9977

7 жыл бұрын

@ Blowin Smoke: At least your username is honest...because you must be smoking something really strong to think that.

@Fishysua

7 жыл бұрын

+

@blowinsmoke5938

7 жыл бұрын

You're right, Roger is a business man. Owner of over 500 companies, always puts profits above workers and will screw over anybody if it makes him look better.

Me: mom where are you going? Mom: the item cube

@snowfreeze

3 жыл бұрын

No, mom! Save your soul!! Anywhere but the item cube!!!

*"Well you can wait in line for an hour at a regular checkout or use one of those self checkouts, where we watch you like a criminal. Don't let the door hit you on your way out. Best regards"* -Walmart CEO

"Get me a coffee, a dog bed, and some Legos..." Sounds like a good time to me!

@nathanaelraynard2641

6 жыл бұрын

TakeThisification hey what anime is your profile picture?

@afrigginawesome

6 жыл бұрын

TakeThisification ....at what cost I ask you.....i used to be like you....

@gameslayer404

6 жыл бұрын

I would like your comment but I wouldn't want too ruin your 69 likes

@braeburnhilliard8340

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, me too!

Racks and racks of shame fabric 😂😂😂

@eej1983able

5 жыл бұрын

I just can't lolol shame fabric

I worked at Walmart in 2016 and they were definitely fond of anti-union propaganda. Then less than 3 months later, they fired me for some trumped up reason so I didn't get benefits.

@garethbaus5471

Жыл бұрын

I worked for Walmart in 2020 and 2021, they sent me home the day before my benefits kicked in.

@butterball33

Жыл бұрын

@@garethbaus5471 Yep, worst company I've ever worked for tbh.

@jmurray1110

11 ай бұрын

Union busting and scabs are far too common Current protections aren’t enough If you can’t pay your staff properly then you don’t deserve a business

@thegoldenatlas753

6 ай бұрын

​@@jmurray1110 the trick is not to call it a union. Cant bust something that doesn't exist lol. "Sorry almost everyone called in sick must've been something from the lunch we all got together yesterday"

And 2 years later, they want to make the customers do the work so they don't have to pay employees.

@ivettegutierreztorres4272

3 жыл бұрын

They almost do that at the hospital

@lawr5764

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 How would they say it? "Suture self." (Yes... I'll go quietly)

@dannydaw59

3 жыл бұрын

Not even 1 full service checkout lane was open in the middle of the day. Not 1

dude, i'm scared...

@maneonanewplanenigga5162

6 жыл бұрын

rgerber its ok ROGER FOR PRESIDENT!

@andyskeels8539

5 жыл бұрын

Mane on a new plane nigga I second the motion!

@Slash27015

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I've been talking with jesus, and he tells me everything's alright

@ricksays7133

5 жыл бұрын

Yay capitalism!😉

@jpbroussard1553

5 жыл бұрын

Rick Says it’s not capitalism, we live in a “Dollarochracy”. In fact, it’s morons that blame capitalism and give way too much power to the government to “fix the problem,” that is making things worse. Who do you think pays the Politicians to pass further laws to protect these companies? If you’re curious just ask Hillary who funded her campaign...😱😱

South Park did an episode on this. "The store's lowering it's prices.. Soon, all shall be Wallmart."

No matter how many times Roger implies my life decisions, hopes and dreams are absolute shit…I still love watching him. 😊

@hollowmajin5146

Жыл бұрын

That's the beauty of quality comedy, the ability to communicate difficult ideas or concepts without provoking a negative response, thus making it more easily accepted into the mind and processed.

This is by far the scariest and darkest honest ad ever

"Because Fuck it I guess" Best, Line, Ever

"I own far too many companies," he's becoming self aware.

Ethical business: that’s 4.95 People living paycheck to paycheck: hmm... Big Box store: it’s only 2.99 here People living paycheck to paycheck: Here’s all of my money this week.

@anna-flora999

2 жыл бұрын

Big box store the moment the ethical one left: that's 6.99

True story. The small town my neighbor grew up in had two sewing shops. A Walmart moved in and opened their own sewing shop in it. The two small businesses were went out of business and then Walmart closed their sewing shop.

Roger 2020: Make America Honest Again.

does this mean there's an "if presidential ads were honest" coming next?

@Taz_Olson

7 жыл бұрын

oh please yes!

@BarginsGalore

7 жыл бұрын

They kind of did that

@HenriqueErzinger

7 жыл бұрын

it was done long ago, dude

@katiesjg3146

7 жыл бұрын

+Zephyr Nace-Beach +Henrique Erzinger i did suspect they may have before i made the comment, but i commented anyway, so apologies for that. also, they could do an updated version (although i haven't seen the video, so i'm not sure how old it is etc. so it may be hard to update / not need updating)

@MacTechG4

7 жыл бұрын

"We have to KILL the FISH!"

"Designed to hide the disgusting human body" Hahaha, best line in the whole video!

This guy is pure gold.. How am I just now finding this? 😂😭

@pringleaddict5827

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@chiarosuburekeni9325

3 жыл бұрын

Just found it myself. Binging now this series is awesome

@richardrobart-morgan3407

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t feel so bad, I just found this.

the movie Wall-e is actually a very accurate documentary sent back from the future to warn us.

@Peacemaker-96

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@chriscampbell7895

5 жыл бұрын

Agent J least he apparently reads, bend back head, open mouth now.....

@TheMcs2000a

5 жыл бұрын

Now, I am going to have to watch it, lol

@6Six6Six6Bruh

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Damn this sounds like Walmart

@mildreddavis1684

6 жыл бұрын

Damon Richter "Nickeled and Dimed"...good book

@jamesb1221222

6 жыл бұрын

Walmart is probably going to get run in to the ground by amazon

@CaptainDoomsday

6 жыл бұрын

But Amazon is also evil.

@Slavik1109

5 жыл бұрын

Damon Richter he was mentioning Walmart

@assuming9735

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesb1221222 Amazon is arguably worse.

The part about not hiring full time so as to avoid paying insurance hit so hard, I'm certain my ancestors felt it. Thankfully, the American Care Act had my back and I got insurance for just $50 a month, and ended up really needing it that year.

LOL I busted out laughing when the clothing tore to pieces while he was holding it up.

big businesses hate you guys. and that's why I love you

That got dark real quick

@EmeraldEyesEsoteric

6 жыл бұрын

And Roger is wearing black and orange, halloween colors

@emjay1606

6 жыл бұрын

NO UNIONS!! LOL! I died... 😂😂

I still think that if Running Man gets a remake, this guy should play the game show host, he’d be perfect

@creflowsdollabill9359

5 жыл бұрын

Faaaaaaacts

@abark

3 жыл бұрын

Only in reruns

This guys so honest, I'd be stupid not to buy stuff off him.

racks and racks of Shame fabric

@jackhappens

7 жыл бұрын

And poorly made if need be.

Can this guy just, have his own channel and try to sell me shit? I'd buy anything from him.

@michaeljames8218

7 жыл бұрын

Melvin Steell You already do.

@steveuria3428

6 жыл бұрын

Wachu mean I’m already sold lmaooo

@jantulinja8917

6 жыл бұрын

the whole god damn point is that the series is anticonsumption

@mildreddavis1684

6 жыл бұрын

Strong Bad This guy is famous

What's true 6 years ago is still true today.

"guns, cribs" That combination worries me.

@Stupididiot67

Жыл бұрын

baby's need a 22. to defend they self!!!

If you think his name is 'Roger', you don't know Jack.

@mildreddavis1684

6 жыл бұрын

Marv Roberts Roger that, Jack!

@benrosstafari954

5 жыл бұрын

I heard horton heard a whoo

*Cracked* is the real School of Life

@irehman7

6 жыл бұрын

EXACLTY!!

@mtggeeksgaming5064

6 жыл бұрын

KnownNiche Its also liberal propaganda.but yeah a lot of this is actually true.

@KlarkBrothers

6 жыл бұрын

KnownNiche g

@gavingoddard2896

6 жыл бұрын

Cracked is a crooked channel that tries to scare you

@gavingoddard2896

6 жыл бұрын

Well this one's not to bad

Roger tells it like it is. Thanks for who you are and what you do.

Very accurate picture of what has already happened. Amazon will kill the cube just like Netflix killed Blockbuster.

@wandanemer2630

2 жыл бұрын

More like Amazon will take over The Cube's empty husk and spread bigger from there.

YES ROGER TELL ME HOW TO LIVE

@cracked

7 жыл бұрын

You got it!

@Joe-ft4qm

7 жыл бұрын

can we pleeeeeeeeese get a parody honest ad "if Cracked were honest'?

@pvictor4580

7 жыл бұрын

Joe Momberg they did! It was a series, Agents of Cracked!

@Joe-ft4qm

7 жыл бұрын

agents of cracked and cracked tv were awesome. i would call those the golden days, but even higher applause might be to call them the swaim days. what i want is an honest ad tho. 5 minutes about how circumstances have forced cracked to release so much clickbait

@fmlAllthetime

7 жыл бұрын

Anarchy doesn't mean without rules... it literally derives from "without *rulers*"

I worked for Wal-Mart....this is truly ,scary, DAMN ACCURATE!!

Don't worry guys, I did notice all the Horton branded items on the shelf and I appreciate the little details like that. Props to the prop team

Coffee, a dog bed and some legos. The honesty is so unseemly 💆🏾‍♀️

I'm running for president too bc fuck it I guess

@baileycohen7775

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, I remember you! I'm still subscribed to you from when I last saw one of your comments and thought "you know what, I do need a different video of a banana every goddamn day". Keep up the good work!

Video idea suggestions: 'If manufacturing companies were honest' 'If startup ecosystems were really honest' 'If the software platforms were honest about your data' 'If none profit organizations were really honest' (end this one with charity water, please) 'If Superbowl commercials were honest' 'If the army and military commercials were honest'

@Argiedan

5 жыл бұрын

You reminded me of wibson on #3

@j.w.7608

4 жыл бұрын

They did the superbowl one!

@geofthompson3844

4 жыл бұрын

They did the software using your data one in the mobile phone one. It was hilarious and awful 😂😭

@amandap9332

4 жыл бұрын

Gas stations too

That’s definitely a parody of Walmart.

Yep Walmart does suck ass I use to work there until I decided I don't wanna live in poverty the rest of my life.

@trackpackgt877

5 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 no I'm glad they only paid me 7 an hour cause if they woulda paid better I might not have moved on to a job where I'm making 1500 a week. So actually Walmart was a blessing in disguise

@ugc9873

4 жыл бұрын

Bull Dozer you are the kind of person who thinks poor people are at fault for being poor and just “don’t work hard enough” right?

@thomasjensen5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 My problem with your statement is that you're implying Walmart is doing nothing wrong by offering poverty wages because people can just "get a different job," but the reality is that many people can't just "get a different job" and are forced to take whatever job they can to pay their bills. Lyft was my out because I'm handicapped, but I wasn't able to sign up until I finally got approved to lease the car I have now. Institutionalized poverty is a thing. Nobody rational is suggesting Walmart pay six figures, but they do need to pay a living wage and stop encouraging employees to get welfare. They're essentially forcing the rest of us to subsidize their employees through tax dollars because they don't pay people enough to survive. That's my problem with Walmart and corporations like it.

@thomasjensen5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 A living wage is enough to survive in the geopolitical area. Obviously some areas are cheaper or more expensive than others. A poverty wage is anything below a living wage. Tens of millions of Americans are working 2+ jobs with poverty wages just to be able to survive

@thomasjensen5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozer8997 It depends entirely on the area, but $7.25 is impossible to live on in every place I've lived in California. I was making $10-$12 in socal before this January and struggled hardcore. I now drive for Lyft because it's one of my extremely limited options as someone handicapped and incapable of most manual labor. Bet you didn't consider the disabled/handicapped in the workforce. We exist.

Reminds me of that Walmart episode of South Park

I wish every cracked video was 1 hour long.

@georgekurioreilly4857

7 жыл бұрын

true. depends what kind of video and how often you upload.

@blop-a-blop9419

6 жыл бұрын

well, I'm sure you can spend at least 1 hour doing research on the subjects that they've opened to your mind. Or that you'll find some documentary film that did just that and can present all the data to you.

@blop-a-blop9419

6 жыл бұрын

but yeah it's a pity that they don't give us links to sources that we may be interested into following.

"I'm Roger, and I own far too many companies." He's not wrong. He seems to own just about every major and minor company in the world

"ya wanna get an eye exam and buy a trampoline?" 😂😂😂💀

this is now my favorite honest ad

Ok glad it isn't just me who thinks the pizza in these stores is shit

@whocares397

5 жыл бұрын

you pay for what you get cardboard pizza for 5 bucks ^_-

@Slavik1109

5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that

@JulioLopez-xz5kx

5 жыл бұрын

You're better off going to Little Caesars.

@thisismagacountry1318

5 жыл бұрын

Costco pizza isn't bad

@user-je7pp2wg3m

5 жыл бұрын

The kind at Sam's Club is yummy

Like some of the other people here i also worked for Wal-Mart for a time just before and during covid. When i was hired the first thing my manager told me was you'll either love this job or hate it. I was then stuck dealing with some of the worst managers i have ever dealt with in my almost 58 years on this planet. On top of that, you had your percentage of workers who weren't worth a crap, the ones who talked about their love lives graphically in the aisles next to you, some of the bosses helping out only the female employees, etc. The only place i worked that was worse than Walmart was when i worked at a factory. Multiply my Walmart working experience by 3.

@dennisdeal3323

8 ай бұрын

When I worked at target I helped unload trucks. I was tasked with pulling pallets out onto the floor. I was in 49 at that time. It was me another older guy pulling these heavy pallets out. When I asked why wasn't some these much younger crew members not doing this, Yeah I am that bold. I worked in the textile mills and until the company outsourced my job. I was da**ed good at it. Anyways I was told none were as fast as we 2 were. It was the same in the second target that I worked in. And these younger workers were mostly college students who felt rather free talking about their love lives and bitch how hard they had it in the store. With in earshot of customers.. Or rather "guest" as target calls the sheep to be shorn.

This sounds like a cyberpunk novel... Oh wait.. It's real life.

Haha “a coffee, a dog bed, and some legos” sounds like a good time!

@Cece-jf4ho

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Gerhard “Sit in your dog bed, sip some coffee- play with your Legos... and ignore the town culture we’re utterly destroying. Forget the unions if you want to stay employed.” “Is that alright, _Joe?”_

@ChimaeraPwns

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cece-jf4ho from where is this quote? 🙂

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 жыл бұрын

I spent $300 in a Walmart trip a few years ago. I was like DAMN! In fairness $65 of it was for a cell phone, payment.

lol "Go get me a coffee, a dog bed and some legos"

I just noticed that every video he does, while humorous and fun to watch is lacking one important detail. We as a people make everyone of the situation possible because we complacently spend our money then cry about it. Maybe we should vote the one way that work in capitalism. With our money. Dont like it dont spend your money. Like how I refuse to buy apple products because i dont like the fact they are fighting right to repair. Just a thought.

@irishpotato8786

3 жыл бұрын

It's the correct way to end this, but corporations have a strangle hold on consumers because spending money is like being addicted to drugs for some people.

@Kaiyats

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just not gonna work those companies are big and sheeple go to them plus they have so much money and credit even if hypothetically people stopped buying from them they could remain open for years

@Puschit1

3 жыл бұрын

He addresses that indirectly. And ... technically it's still an ad ;)

@seekingabsolution1907

3 жыл бұрын

Being able to choose where you shop is a privilege of the wealthy, not everyone can afford to. I can, but not everyone can. How about instead you start setting up parallel power structures and encouraging mutual aid in your community to make the whole capitalist mode of production obsolete, it's about the only for of revolution left open to people in most countries these days what with increasingly repressing governments and political corruption backed up by huge police states curtailing democracy in Britain, Canada, the US and most if Europe and CIA backed fascist coups curtailing it elsewhere. It's less heavy on the casualties than a violent uprising as well.

@stammesbruder

3 жыл бұрын

In a country like the US, were most people can't even afford a single unexpected, 3 to 4-digit bill without going deeper into an already existing crippling debt, you either spend your money at the cheapest option or go without whatever it is you wanted to buy. The idea, to vote with money, works! But not when noone has the money to choose the more expensive option. The US is a beautiful example of why the market should not and will not regulate itself, and why the government is the lesser evil (in contrast to businesses).

"Hi, Im Roger, and I own far too many companies." Not even past 10 seconds and I'm already dead.

As a former Walmart employee, you guys definitely have my applause for this one.

Roger for president 2020!!!! Like to vote

@shubham4845

5 жыл бұрын

You earned my vote

@GeneralG1810

5 жыл бұрын

How about 2024 ;)

@oldcrafttraditions668

5 жыл бұрын

Just in time

@LiakatHossain

5 жыл бұрын

voted

@itschris1364

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer Trump 2020. Maybe 2024 lol

So true-really love this actor and this show.

i love how this guy is just the perfect advertising symbol

Lets all vote for Roger! Why not bring big business and politics even closer?

@mirmalchik

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't pay great attention in history class, but that sounds kinda familiar. Wasn't there some italian guy who got real stoked about that? I can't remember how that turned out...

@madelyntoday7093

7 жыл бұрын

Didn't we already do that with President Chump?

@KnowingEyes

7 жыл бұрын

We almost did that for Madame Hil-LIAR-y, Killary, Shillary... so there's that.

@jackryan5880

7 жыл бұрын

Riffelj 2/10 shitpost, not enough Hillary euphemisms

@KnowingEyes

7 жыл бұрын

+Jack Ryan Poor quality shitpost, dead on accurate euphemisms.

I noticed in certain stores including grocery stores that before a product goes on sale, they'll raise the original price making that product look more like a deal. bastards!

@seangannon6005

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Snow I thought that wad illegal

@BaltNeet

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Snow cause thats what the consumer wants it to be sale so they can feel good about getting a deal. Jcpenny's tried to change that, they came out and said our sale price is going to be our regular price and it back fired on them.

If these Roger bits were commercials, I would watch them.

So from what I know of the Horton Cinematic Universe so far, the only thing that makes Roger actually angry is the possibility that his workers might end a sentence with the word "union".

"I'm running for president because, well, fuck it, I guess." That could have been Trump's campaign slogan.

@MetaNiteFM

7 жыл бұрын

It... it wasn't?

@ChaosmanOne

7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was.

@jakenottage

7 жыл бұрын

...I could have sworn it was

@garybrocklehurst6784

7 жыл бұрын

I think it's less insulting than 'make America great again' Hasn't America always been great?

@AlexiasPlaylist

7 жыл бұрын

Pokerface I just found out hes 70. Jesus thats too old to be in a leadership position.

Coffee, dog bed, and Lego's? I think I have to kink-shame Roger again... #rogerisafurry

@serenityjoy1872

7 жыл бұрын

Roger brought back a horrible memory- this guy bought Trojans and a dog collar & I was disturbed

@RENEEVEE133

7 жыл бұрын

nah man, he just wants to be comfy while playing with legos on the floor

Rodger Is The Reason I Am: Hating Everthing: *Yup* Enjoying Life: *Nada* Feeling Lied To: *Uh Huh*

*"SO COME ON DOWN TO ROGERS ITEM CUUUBBE"* 🤣😂😂 always gets me

@williamhuynh869

5 жыл бұрын

Screw it lets be everything

Just watch the big twist to be Roger is real and does run everything in the world this way with the same smugness and these videos are his gigantic "fuck you" to all of us.

@CMichaelEH

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@skyscreamstudios

7 жыл бұрын

Oddly, I'd be okay with that. But only if it's Roger.

the writers of these sketches deserve world wide fame

Thank you for saying it- slaves! All we have to do is require or encourage companies to disclose manufacturing practices and people will chose to pay a little more to avoid financing child and slave labor.

Roger has a global monopoly on everything

It's sad that this is how things really are..

No unions !!! Lmao

He still seems more trust worthy than Wal*Mart.

If all Call Center job ads were honest... Please do one of those!

@aqwiz

3 жыл бұрын

Sit in a room, with 100 other people in tiny cubicles, and make very little to no money unless you are a master bullshitter.